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"larry" poems
Writing for me is simple.. Lyrically ready to maximize my potential.. I have something to say I don't blow hot air like a inner tube... Tell them liars they need to relax.. I am the type to push it to the max.. Switching gears and lanes until the governor snap .. I cannot be contain.. Like the green hulk fighting the thing I wish you could take a walk through my brain.. You would see different things depending on the time of day... Like dead people, relatives that passed in my memories they live... Times of my youth when I was a kid... I didn't smile much. I was a good kid I didn't wild much... Pops sold crack so I styled much ... Gun shots in Baltimore, my pops  died once... In my mind I question a ****   Like are they always ready to **** Or does life have them Close to the edge.. Of a cliff a jagged hill   And they don't want to die in this dog eat dog world.. So they let blood spill.. I wonder if I was a G would I bang. Red or blue claim a gang.   Be like Larry Hoover... A young shooter... In and out of prison I maneuver Run the block like a ruler... Be part of the the trash like manure Be a coke runner a drug mover.. Corrupting the body of drug users.  .. Would I be known as a survivor Escaping death more than MacGyver Embrace the streets as truth knowing that's it a liar... Nickname my gun human torch cause it fires I wonder cause honestly I don't have a gun This poetry is my weapon.. I am only gangsta through my lyrical aggression Day 1 down...I am up to the challenge. A poem a day ..to test my talent...
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Jun 1, 2013
Jun 1, 2013 at 4:14 AM UTC
Day 1: No Gangsta
Writing for me is simple.. Lyrically ready to maximize my potential.. I have something to say I don't blow hot air like a inner tube... Tell them liars they need to relax.. I am the type to push it to the max.. Switching gears and lanes until the governor snap .. I cannot be contain.. Like the green hulk fighting the thing I wish you could take a walk through my brain.. You would see different things depending on the time of day... Like dead people, relatives that passed in my memories they live... Times of my youth when I was a kid... I didn't smile much. I was a good kid I didn't wild much... Pops sold crack so I styled much ... Gun shots in Baltimore, my pops  died once... In my mind I question a ****   Like are they always ready to **** Or does life have them Close to the edge.. Of a cliff a jagged hill   And they don't want to die in this dog eat dog world.. So they let blood spill.. I wonder if I was a G would I bang. Red or blue claim a gang.   Be like Larry Hoover... A young shooter... In and out of prison I maneuver Run the block like a ruler... Be part of the the trash like manure Be a coke runner a drug mover.. Corrupting the body of drug users.  .. Would I be known as a survivor Escaping death more than MacGyver Embrace the streets as truth knowing that's it a liar... Nickname my gun human torch cause it fires I wonder cause honestly I don't have a gun This poetry is my weapon.. I am only gangsta through my lyrical aggression Day 1 down...I am up to the challenge. A poem a day ..to test my talent...
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Pigeons shake their wings on the copper church roof out my window across the street, a bird perched on the cross surveys the city's blue-grey clouds. Larry Rivers 'll come at 10 AM and take my picture. I'm taking your picture, pigeons. I'm writing you down, Dawn. I'm immortalizing your exhaust, Avenue A bus. O Thought! Now you'll have to think the same thing forever! New York, June 7, 1980, 6:48 A.M.
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Fourth Floor, Dawn, Up All Night Writing Letters
Big Four Railroad In the past a little one had an interest in this story and one of the racers and the longest freight train The race team was in the living room and their story was being read from the paper mother clueless We laughed and snickered about our secret that old engineer was proud of us we were not vain Down the hill we sped past Bino’s station across Jackson the B&O; he was high balling we had to pour it On between the two tracks he was closing the gap he had nothing to lose but his pride for us it was Curtains the long black limo a one way ride we streaked the line fifteen feet to spare we just stopped And turned what a salutation from the engineer half hanging out the widow of that great engine his Balled fist a shaking you sons with the deafening roar of that train so close we didn’t get to hear the rest And the train carried him on down the track so Jerry and Larry and the other guy continued on to the Swimming pool pleased with our speed we forgot about it until on the front of the paper in the bottom corner it read three Pana youths out run train I guess the old engineer cooled off as he sailed on down The track we didn’t know he talked to the tower as he passed so we didn’t get first prize or a blue Ribbon but in a small way we entered into the great and wonderful tales of train lore along with Jessie and Frank I told you when in trouble I had three actions fight talk or run that day the running won the Day for these three amigos this memory was triggered by that same old paper this time it was talking About the Amtrak detour I remember those passengers all those years ago setting there in their seats flying through our town and the hook and the mail sack from the tower where that old bakery could be smelled all night all the way out at the park as we watched tables for old F.S. Refinery I’m glad we didn’t race a passenger train or this would be a hamburger story enjoy G.H.
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Jan 8, 2012
Jan 8, 2012 at 11:53 PM UTC
Big Four Railroad
Big Four Railroad In the past a little one had an interest in this story and one of the racers and the longest freight train The race team was in the living room and their story was being read from the paper mother clueless We laughed and snickered about our secret that old engineer was proud of us we were not vain Down the hill we sped past Bino’s station across Jackson the B&O; he was high balling we had to pour it On between the two tracks he was closing the gap he had nothing to lose but his pride for us it was Curtains the long black limo a one way ride we streaked the line fifteen feet to spare we just stopped And turned what a salutation from the engineer half hanging out the widow of that great engine his Balled fist a shaking you sons with the deafening roar of that train so close we didn’t get to hear the rest And the train carried him on down the track so Jerry and Larry and the other guy continued on to the Swimming pool pleased with our speed we forgot about it until on the front of the paper in the bottom corner it read three Pana youths out run train I guess the old engineer cooled off as he sailed on down The track we didn’t know he talked to the tower as he passed so we didn’t get first prize or a blue Ribbon but in a small way we entered into the great and wonderful tales of train lore along with Jessie and Frank I told you when in trouble I had three actions fight talk or run that day the running won the Day for these three amigos this memory was triggered by that same old paper this time it was talking About the Amtrak detour I remember those passengers all those years ago setting there in their seats flying through our town and the hook and the mail sack from the tower where that old bakery could be smelled all night all the way out at the park as we watched tables for old F.S. Refinery I’m glad we didn’t race a passenger train or this would be a hamburger story enjoy G.H.
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Need adventure Helicopter not included I mentioned before California is like cereal it is full of fruits nuts and flakes well add Larry to the list he Found himself out in the yard in a lawn chair and the unthinkable happened he come to the conclusion He was bored now that just won’t do not in Los Angeles so to solve the problem he dashed down to the Army surplus store bought a bunch of weather balloons stopped along the way got a tank of helium Brought them home filled and tied the balloons to the lawn chair then tied the rope to his jeep went in Got his pellet pistol sat down in the chair so with figuring at release he would float up thirty feet one or Two ways to get down use the pellet gun shoot a couple of balloons float easily to the ground or if not That you’re just about even with the top of the house surly you can get the house underneath you to Jump Off on the roof now Larry wasn’t mechanical so anything to do with engineering was out what was Is that wonderful feeling of being up there so he pulled the rope there was a slight difference in the Expected feet not thirty but he shot up and leveled off at sixteen thousand feet ever feel your rope Might be missing some length well if the thought ever crossed his mind about the pellet gun idea two Things he was certain about he wasn’t bored and he didn’t want to shoot any balloons deceleration the Other Way was not an option so what’s a not to bright Californian to do well besides holding on for dear Life and freezing you added yourself into nature mixed bag nothing left to do but let nature do her thing So eight hours later he drifts into the Los Angeles airport corridor of all people you would meet a pilot Trying to land three hundred people calls the tower with this message I passed a man setting in a lawn Chair with weather balloons and by the way he is at sixteen thousand feet and he has a gun to scrabble F-16 would be too much even for California so good news for Larry they sent out just a Helicopter and Brought the lame duck back to safety just another day in the state it’s hard to be surprised in but some Still succeed
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Jan 9, 2012
Jan 9, 2012 at 6:25 PM UTC
Need adventure Helicopter not included
Need adventure Helicopter not included I mentioned before California is like cereal it is full of fruits nuts and flakes well add Larry to the list he Found himself out in the yard in a lawn chair and the unthinkable happened he come to the conclusion He was bored now that just won’t do not in Los Angeles so to solve the problem he dashed down to the Army surplus store bought a bunch of weather balloons stopped along the way got a tank of helium Brought them home filled and tied the balloons to the lawn chair then tied the rope to his jeep went in Got his pellet pistol sat down in the chair so with figuring at release he would float up thirty feet one or Two ways to get down use the pellet gun shoot a couple of balloons float easily to the ground or if not That you’re just about even with the top of the house surly you can get the house underneath you to Jump Off on the roof now Larry wasn’t mechanical so anything to do with engineering was out what was Is that wonderful feeling of being up there so he pulled the rope there was a slight difference in the Expected feet not thirty but he shot up and leveled off at sixteen thousand feet ever feel your rope Might be missing some length well if the thought ever crossed his mind about the pellet gun idea two Things he was certain about he wasn’t bored and he didn’t want to shoot any balloons deceleration the Other Way was not an option so what’s a not to bright Californian to do well besides holding on for dear Life and freezing you added yourself into nature mixed bag nothing left to do but let nature do her thing So eight hours later he drifts into the Los Angeles airport corridor of all people you would meet a pilot Trying to land three hundred people calls the tower with this message I passed a man setting in a lawn Chair with weather balloons and by the way he is at sixteen thousand feet and he has a gun to scrabble F-16 would be too much even for California so good news for Larry they sent out just a Helicopter and Brought the lame duck back to safety just another day in the state it’s hard to be surprised in but some Still succeed
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Below are eleven Buson haiku beginning with the phrase 'The short night--' The short night-- on the hairy caterpillar beads of dew. The short night-- patrolmen washing in the river. The short night-- bubbles of crab froth among the river reeds. The short night-- a broom thrown away on the beach. The short night-- the Oi River has sunk two feet. The short night-- on the outskirts of the village a small shop opening. The short night-- broken, in the shallows, a crescent moon. The short night-- the peony has opened. The short night-- waves beating in, an abandoned fire. The short night-- near the pillow a screen turning silver. The short night-- shallow footprints on the beach at Yui. User Submitted "The short night--" Haiku Submit your own haiku beginning with the line "The short night--" and we'll post the best ones below! Just dash off an e-mail to: [email protected] The short night- a watery moon stands alone over the hill Maggie The short night-- just as I'm falling asleep my wife's waking up Larry Bole
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Variations on 'The short night
I mentioned before California is like cereal it is full of fruits nuts and flakes well add Larry to the list he Found himself out in the yard in a lawn chair and the unthinkable happened he come to the conclusion He was bored now that just won’t do not in Los Angeles so to solve the problem he dashed down to the Army surplus store bought a bunch of weather balloons stopped along the way got a tank of helium Brought them home filled and tied the balloons to the lawn chair then tied the rope to his jeep went in Got his pellet pistol sat down in the chair so with figuring at release he would float up thirty feet one or Two ways to get down use the pellet gun shoot a couple of balloons float easily to the ground or if not That you’re just about even with the top of the house surly you can get the house underneath you to Jump Off on the roof now Larry wasn’t mechanical so anything to do with engineering was out what was Is that wonderful feeling of being up there so he pulled the rope there was a slight difference in the Expected feet not thirty but he shot up and leveled off at sixteen thousand feet ever feel your rope Might be missing some length well if the thought ever crossed his mind about the pellet gun idea two Things he was certain about he wasn’t bored and he didn’t want to shoot any balloons deceleration the Other Way was not an option so what’s a not to bright Californian to do well besides holding on for dear Life and freezing you added yourself into nature mixed bag nothing left to do but let nature do her thing So eight hours later he drifts into the Los Angeles airport corridor of all people you would meet a pilot Trying to land three hundred people calls the tower with this message I passed a man setting in a lawn Chair with weather balloons and by the way he is at sixteen thousand feet and he has a gun to scrabble F-16 would be too much even for California so good news for Larry they sent out just a Helicopter and Brought the lame duck back to safety just another day in the state it’s hard to be surprised in but some Still succeed
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Oct 25, 2012
Oct 25, 2012 at 6:31 PM UTC
Need Adventure Helicopter not included
I mentioned before California is like cereal it is full of fruits nuts and flakes well add Larry to the list he Found himself out in the yard in a lawn chair and the unthinkable happened he come to the conclusion He was bored now that just won’t do not in Los Angeles so to solve the problem he dashed down to the Army surplus store bought a bunch of weather balloons stopped along the way got a tank of helium Brought them home filled and tied the balloons to the lawn chair then tied the rope to his jeep went in Got his pellet pistol sat down in the chair so with figuring at release he would float up thirty feet one or Two ways to get down use the pellet gun shoot a couple of balloons float easily to the ground or if not That you’re just about even with the top of the house surly you can get the house underneath you to Jump Off on the roof now Larry wasn’t mechanical so anything to do with engineering was out what was Is that wonderful feeling of being up there so he pulled the rope there was a slight difference in the Expected feet not thirty but he shot up and leveled off at sixteen thousand feet ever feel your rope Might be missing some length well if the thought ever crossed his mind about the pellet gun idea two Things he was certain about he wasn’t bored and he didn’t want to shoot any balloons deceleration the Other Way was not an option so what’s a not to bright Californian to do well besides holding on for dear Life and freezing you added yourself into nature mixed bag nothing left to do but let nature do her thing So eight hours later he drifts into the Los Angeles airport corridor of all people you would meet a pilot Trying to land three hundred people calls the tower with this message I passed a man setting in a lawn Chair with weather balloons and by the way he is at sixteen thousand feet and he has a gun to scrabble F-16 would be too much even for California so good news for Larry they sent out just a Helicopter and Brought the lame duck back to safety just another day in the state it’s hard to be surprised in but some Still succeed
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jamie taught us salt, nigella, the art of the beef stew cake boss, the art of chocolate fondant, the mafia so rich and chewy mafia, the true american dream richness and trophies and abraham the mob engulfs the flames of life. Nigel asleep in his room sound, it wakes him Nigel, he says remember the naked chef remember him forever Nigel goes downstairs pours a glass of milk grabs a cupcake one boxed he cries a tear of shame as he remembers Jamie Oliver his queen his Kingsley his Oakley his larry his life was a box of chocolate he grabbed the caramel but was greedy and seized the brie also it was a sad day as Nigel fell off the cliff of life into a hovel of doom... the mob, Nigel, all attached no way out Brie
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Jan 22, 2013
Jan 22, 2013 at 8:46 PM UTC
food, thou art a cruel mistress
Byron and I play The All Topics Open. Eighteen holes   Invariably draws nostalgic. Byron mentioned he went to the WWF in Detroit. I sliced into a childhood memory Of midgets at Cobo Hall: Cobo Hall, Saturday Night. Be there! Byron started pitching old wrestlers and holds: Leaping Larry Shane, great with the Anaconda Vice; Killer Kowalski vs. Bobo Brazil, pinned by the Crucifix and Abdominal Stretch; **** the Bruiser* tagging with The Sheik To defeat Gorgeous George and Crybaby McCarthy. Byron went on in detail, with tabernacle authority: “It was a Bear Hug that quickly swung in to a Quarter, then Half, then Full Nelson; Crybaby bounced off a knee, Was driven to the mat and pinned By a Front Sleeper.” (Jimmy's newborn picture faded in, and the pose he naturally struck baby arms cocked like a sideshow muscle man   Daddy quipped: **** the Bruiser*. I was Leaping Larry Shane. Daddy quipped: Larry the Stooge. I didn't see that move) Byron was intense. I could hear, but I was zoning. Crybaby and Front Sleeper dazed me. How time Venns. I was pinned today. I recognized the feeling. Tagged, then pinned by The inescapable Baby Nelson. You know the hold. On your back. Baby on chest, face down. Pinned.
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Aug 9, 2014
Aug 9, 2014 at 10:05 AM UTC
The Baby Nelson
On the day Liz Taylor died, CNN called Larry King out of retirement to eulogize her during the mornings breakfast segment. Tears were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, TEPCO stated that one of the Fukushima nuclear reactors was on fire. Tears of cataclysm were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, government officials warned that Tokyo's water was contaminated with radiation and was not fit for infants to drink. Tears of anguish were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, the crew of the USS Ronald Reagan scrubbed the deck clean of TEPCO radiation. Tears of worry were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, Oregonians rushed out to buy potassium iodine tablets to counteract radiation poisoning. Tears of affliction were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, NATO forces continued to fire missiles and drop bombs on Libya. Tears of agony were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, a terrorist bomb exploded in Jerusalem, killing one and injuring many. Tears of vengeance were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, the Syrian Army fired on demonstrators calling for reforms. Tears of hostility were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, The USA Today reported that during the past decade the population of Detroit declined by 25%. Tears of loss were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, a dilapidated brownstone in Philadelphia collapsed; city officials expect many more to occur. Tears of distress were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, President Obama cut short his Latin American trip by skipping a tour of Mayan ruins. Tears of dismay were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died the Dow Jones Industrial Average closed up 67.39 points. Tears of joy were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, Elton John dedicated the song, Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me to the memory of his departed friend. Tears were shed. You Tube Music Video: Elton John, Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me Lewes DE 3/23/11 jbm
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Feb 27, 2013
Feb 27, 2013 at 2:23 PM UTC
The Day Liz Taylor Died
On the day Liz Taylor died, CNN called Larry King out of retirement to eulogize her during the mornings breakfast segment. Tears were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, TEPCO stated that one of the Fukushima nuclear reactors was on fire. Tears of cataclysm were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, government officials warned that Tokyo's water was contaminated with radiation and was not fit for infants to drink. Tears of anguish were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, the crew of the USS Ronald Reagan scrubbed the deck clean of TEPCO radiation. Tears of worry were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, Oregonians rushed out to buy potassium iodine tablets to counteract radiation poisoning. Tears of affliction were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, NATO forces continued to fire missiles and drop bombs on Libya. Tears of agony were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, a terrorist bomb exploded in Jerusalem, killing one and injuring many. Tears of vengeance were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, the Syrian Army fired on demonstrators calling for reforms. Tears of hostility were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, The USA Today reported that during the past decade the population of Detroit declined by 25%. Tears of loss were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, a dilapidated brownstone in Philadelphia collapsed; city officials expect many more to occur. Tears of distress were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, President Obama cut short his Latin American trip by skipping a tour of Mayan ruins. Tears of dismay were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died the Dow Jones Industrial Average closed up 67.39 points. Tears of joy were shed. On the day Liz Taylor died, Elton John dedicated the song, Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me to the memory of his departed friend. Tears were shed. You Tube Music Video: Elton John, Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me Lewes DE 3/23/11 jbm
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Larry, the man who terraformed Mars, has a scar over his left eye. Maggie, his younger sister, could not make up her mind. Her brother was a Star Man. She was left behind. Maggie swam in the ocean Larry paid a fine. Maggie liked tequila Larry was back on Earth. He liked snorting space rocks By the basement furnace hearth. Larry got a parking ticket Maggie passed out in the sand She did not feel a single thing When she was ****** there by a man. The baby was coming in April and Maggie went to the clinic Larry thought about Venereal tides While he was out having a picnic. Larry, the man who terraformed Mars, has a scar over his left eye. Maggie, his younger sister, could not make up her mind. Her brother was a Star Man. She was left behind. Maggie swam in the ocean Larry paid a fine. Maggie is now a single mother In the house with a furnace hearth. Larry never came back down The last time he left Earth.
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Feb 21, 2016
Feb 21, 2016 at 11:18 AM UTC
Twin Planets
In my "Thought for the Day XLIII" (43), I spoke of poets that have been with me, and supported me for quite some time. Sally and Pradip have been with me since my first posting, "1894", nearly two years ago, and I have  "adopted"  Vicki, Catherine, Ryn, Deborah, Pamela Rae,and others along the way. There is Quinn, Phil, Pradip, Francie, Frankie J, Mike, John, Nat, SE Reimer, Sverre, "The 'Ole Storyteller!" and,"Larry, Moe, and Curly Joe!"   Unfortunately, I cannot list everyone, in fear of overlooking writers who, collectively, mean so much to me. Please forgive me for that. I will continue to "do my best" for all of the poets/writers/contributors to the HP site. I do not write for monetary remuneration, but for relaxation and recreation, with the end result, hopefully, bringing a smile to my peers. I thank all of you for allowing me to attempt, and occasionally, reach that goal. Sincerely Richard Riddle- June 03, 2015
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Jun 3, 2015
Jun 3, 2015 at 9:35 AM UTC
A Bit of Gratitude
A Galway and Suffock ram. Both employed on our farm to **** When the midwife is due Larry and Barry are left to themselves and 2 in to Alpha doesn’t go. Over the years, I noticed, every business blow reduced blood from torrent to trickle. When Larry developed meningitis he was taken into care, Barry had a look that struck me dumb. I can never be able to tell Barry I was there when life left his body. A mountain crumbling into nothing.
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Sep 4, 2010
Sep 4, 2010 at 2:34 PM UTC
Larry and Barry
Charlie Chaplin, set the pace Buster Keaton, old stone face Groucho and the brothers Marx Margaret Dumont for some sparks Harold Lloyd, The Brothers Ritz Did I mention Zazu Pitts? Stan and Ollie, Keystone Cops Chases that just wouldn't stop The Stooges, Larry, Curly, Moe and then theres Shemp and Curly Joe Bing and Bob, and Dean and Jerry Two could sing, while two made merry Bud and Lou and who's on first? Harry Langdon and Charlie Chase I think who is on first base Mabel Normand and Mack Swain Always tied before the train Pie fights, slapstick in black and white This was when we laughed all night Mack Sennet, Roach, and Our Gang Spanky and Alfalfa sang Words were twisted, spun and turned People splashed and others burned Remember back to days of yore To when they had you on the floor Rembember Baby Rose Marie She started at the age of three Many more could make the list For many I know that I missed Make 'em laugh and take a pie Get sprayed with seltzer in the eye Go and watch their films again So comedy will always reign Thank you to the funny folk Who taught us how to take a joke....
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Mar 5, 2013
Mar 5, 2013 at 11:03 PM UTC
Hollywood Comedy Roll Call
cross-over behind the back simple wrist flip 34 footer drops and I sit in awe -- having witnessed Showtime Magic, Kareem, Worthy Vs. The Parquet floor and Larry Bird…., the bad boys, and the Jordan era (both incarnations), big Timmy in San Antonio, and Hakeem in Houston, Shaq and Kobe, Kobe and Gasol, the reign of a new king shinning like the sun in Miami... they all sit back like me mouth open feeling a state of awe muthafukkin Stephe Curry ……hope homeboy stays healthy, I like bearing witness to NBA godliness –
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Mar 14, 2016
Mar 14, 2016 at 6:10 PM UTC
Thank you, Mr. Curry
J R died I guess many cried J R Ewing, Larry Hagman, son of Broadway’s Peter Pan offspring of a famous clan I guess a decent man another J R died, Jenny Rae I guess many cried but not likely fans from afar perhaps her nephew in the corner bar when he recalled through his wine soaked haze younger days, when his Jenny Rae would meet him payday and give him a five she earned keepin’ those old folks alive well, cleanin’ up their slop may not have been keeping anybody alive but she did it just the same even long after the cancer came and pain buckled her over on the bus, she kept goin’ smiling at their ancient vacant stares when she could when she was gone when she passed, curled up like a baby in that noisy ER there were no headlines about that J R only another wretched woman paid to clean up slop who hunkered faithfully over her mop to wipe up the remnants of Jenny Rae to earn her pittance of pay perhaps for another nephew or other lost son of an angry day
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Nov 24, 2012
Nov 24, 2012 at 1:11 PM UTC
J R died
Good old Gregory Goose was Gladder  than any Gander could be  and not Just because Nelson the Ninja Snail had said he was "JUST-DUCKY" !     This was a Very Special morning for Gregory Goose,   in Fact it was yesterdays Super Special situation that made His Delight so DELICIOUS.      The comment by Nelson the Ninja Snail, had simply added to  His Glory!      Gregory's Special Situation  Had been the Unexpected Announcement that HE was to be Named  "TEAM-CAPTAIN"   for the Annual  "Hog Wallow and Here's Mud in Your eye" CONTEST ! !     "Oh the delight" He thought,   "I am to be Captain,  after waiting all these years".     "ME"   he exclaimed !  "Captain of the South Forty Blocks"......   "W O W ' ! !    At the most convenient time of the day,  Harold Hippo,   Candy Cow,   Curtis Chipmunk,   Marvin Monkey,   Beatrice Bovine   and Larry Lynx  decided to make a Personal call on Good Old *GREGORY GOOSE  .   Keep in mind Now,   That Harold,  Candy,   Curtis,   Marvin,   Beatrice  and Larry we're the *INSIDE,  of the  "INNER-CIRCLE".     JUST ASK THEM !!    They were on the INSIDE ! !    Well,  when Gregory Goose heard the Knock at the door,   He opened it with a Great Big Grin,  That ONLY Gregory could Give!   Before Him stood  the "J U D G E S "  of All Contests and Efforts.    *Gregory was Beside Himself ! !     Instead of Seeing a group of Smiles and Handshakes,   He saw Staring Eyes,   Necks that had been stiffened  AND  *Gnashing of Teeth.    Beatrice Bovine was the First to Speak,   "Gregory,   it has been brought to our attention that you had a conversation with Nelson the Ninja Snail,,   and YOU didn't Rebuke his statement of being called  "JUST-DUCKY".    "As a result of this,  *WE  decided YOU  "Cannot  Be"    CAPTAIN   of the Hog Wallow and Mud in Your Eye Contest,   PERIOD ! !      Gregory Simply smiled,  Looked Straight into their Eyes,   Quietly said  "BYE",   Softly Closed the door....    Turned Grinning,   Knelt to his Knees,   PRAYING,   Thanking GOD,  for the FACT,, That he,   Gregory,    He was Made just a   *LITTLE BIT PECULIAR  ! !
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Jan 10, 2011
Jan 10, 2011 at 3:19 AM UTC
*" GREGORY the GANDER " * ( #47 )
Good old Gregory Goose was Gladder  than any Gander could be  and not Just because Nelson the Ninja Snail had said he was "JUST-DUCKY" !     This was a Very Special morning for Gregory Goose,   in Fact it was yesterdays Super Special situation that made His Delight so DELICIOUS.      The comment by Nelson the Ninja Snail, had simply added to  His Glory!      Gregory's Special Situation  Had been the Unexpected Announcement that HE was to be Named  "TEAM-CAPTAIN"   for the Annual  "Hog Wallow and Here's Mud in Your eye" CONTEST ! !     "Oh the delight" He thought,   "I am to be Captain,  after waiting all these years".     "ME"   he exclaimed !  "Captain of the South Forty Blocks"......   "W O W ' ! !    At the most convenient time of the day,  Harold Hippo,   Candy Cow,   Curtis Chipmunk,   Marvin Monkey,   Beatrice Bovine   and Larry Lynx  decided to make a Personal call on Good Old *GREGORY GOOSE  .   Keep in mind Now,   That Harold,  Candy,   Curtis,   Marvin,   Beatrice  and Larry we're the *INSIDE,  of the  "INNER-CIRCLE".     JUST ASK THEM !!    They were on the INSIDE ! !    Well,  when Gregory Goose heard the Knock at the door,   He opened it with a Great Big Grin,  That ONLY Gregory could Give!   Before Him stood  the "J U D G E S "  of All Contests and Efforts.    *Gregory was Beside Himself ! !     Instead of Seeing a group of Smiles and Handshakes,   He saw Staring Eyes,   Necks that had been stiffened  AND  *Gnashing of Teeth.    Beatrice Bovine was the First to Speak,   "Gregory,   it has been brought to our attention that you had a conversation with Nelson the Ninja Snail,,   and YOU didn't Rebuke his statement of being called  "JUST-DUCKY".    "As a result of this,  *WE  decided YOU  "Cannot  Be"    CAPTAIN   of the Hog Wallow and Mud in Your Eye Contest,   PERIOD ! !      Gregory Simply smiled,  Looked Straight into their Eyes,   Quietly said  "BYE",   Softly Closed the door....    Turned Grinning,   Knelt to his Knees,   PRAYING,   Thanking GOD,  for the FACT,, That he,   Gregory,    He was Made just a   *LITTLE BIT PECULIAR  ! !
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My wife, Karen, was an excellent cook..... learned from her mother... Who learned from her mother My sister-in-law, Marcia, magnificent.... learned from her mother.... Who learned from her mother My mother, Grace, exceptional... especially, when it came to "pies." Learned from her mother.... who learned from her mother.... Well, they had to learn the art from somewhere! "Magicians in their kitchens", my father-in-law, Larry, often said, when Karen's mother started preparing a festive meal, especially for a holiday such as Christmas or New Year's. (She could prepare a Crown Roast so tender it could be cut with the blade of a toy rubber knife). All three had a common denominator that was learned from their mothers, our "Grandmothers." Very seldom did either of them use a measuring cup, or spoon. A 'pinch' of this, a 'dash' of that! If the recipe called for a cup of milk, Karen's mother would tip that bottle of milk over the *** count to "two", utter "that's about enough." If a recipe called for a cup of flour, my mother would extend her hand over the bowl, pour the flour into her hand, "that's about right," she'd say. The best apple, or peach pie, you ever tasted. "There's something missing", was Marcia's favorite statement, then reach into the pantry for "whatever." Passed down from grandmothers, to mothers, to daughters, and to sons as well, we all knew that when we sat down at the table, for however long it would be, we would be in heaven. All because of........ "GRANDMOTHERS!" . .
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Jan 17, 2016
Jan 17, 2016 at 3:11 PM UTC
Culinary Pleasures
My wife, Karen, was an excellent cook..... learned from her mother... Who learned from her mother My sister-in-law, Marcia, magnificent.... learned from her mother.... Who learned from her mother My mother, Grace, exceptional... especially, when it came to "pies." Learned from her mother.... who learned from her mother.... Well, they had to learn the art from somewhere! "Magicians in their kitchens", my father-in-law, Larry, often said, when Karen's mother started preparing a festive meal, especially for a holiday such as Christmas or New Year's. (She could prepare a Crown Roast so tender it could be cut with the blade of a toy rubber knife). All three had a common denominator that was learned from their mothers, our "Grandmothers." Very seldom did either of them use a measuring cup, or spoon. A 'pinch' of this, a 'dash' of that! If the recipe called for a cup of milk, Karen's mother would tip that bottle of milk over the *** count to "two", utter "that's about enough." If a recipe called for a cup of flour, my mother would extend her hand over the bowl, pour the flour into her hand, "that's about right," she'd say. The best apple, or peach pie, you ever tasted. "There's something missing", was Marcia's favorite statement, then reach into the pantry for "whatever." Passed down from grandmothers, to mothers, to daughters, and to sons as well, we all knew that when we sat down at the table, for however long it would be, we would be in heaven. All because of........ "GRANDMOTHERS!" . .
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Slashers Defined In response to my piece, Slashers, it was requested that maybe I could reveal at least which band or other info these great guitar players performed for to gain their claim to fame. I don't want to spend too much time on this defintion, but will give what info I think is pertinent. If you do not know some of the names I have presented to you, and you are a blues, rock, jazz, fusion guitar fan, I suggest you take the time to listen to some of their work. I have included some of my favorite incredible fusion players that do not have a super star following, but are renowned in their group of fans, probably mostly musicians to some degree. If you are a frustrated guitar player like I am, do not listen to the likes of Holdsworth, Johnson, Gambale, or Morse unless you love being tortured. Anyway on with the show. Eric Clapton – Yardbirds, Cream, Blind Faith, Derek and the Dominos. Jimmy Page – Yardbirds, Led Zeppe, The Honeydrippers, The Firm Jimi Hendrix – not only what is, but, what could have been Alan Holdsworth – Solo jazz fusion player – hot Steve Howe – Yes, Asia - Progressive rock, jazz – Bill Nelson – BeBop Deluxe, Solo Terry Kath – Chicago (25 or 6 to 4) – another sad early departure Ted Nugent – Amboy Dukes, **** Yankees – The madman Jim Krueger – Dave Mason Band – solo progressive rock Eddy Van Halen – Van Halen Ritchie Blackmore – Deep Purple, Rainbow Jerry Doucette – Doucette (Mama let him play) Eric Johnson – Solo – New Age, jazz Frank Gambale – Australian- Jazz, fusion, rock Goerge Benson – Jazz Larry Carlton – Jazz, new age rock Marc Farner - Grand Funk Railroad Peter Frampton – Humble Pie, solo Joe Satriani - New age – solo Johnny A. - jazz, new age – solo Danny Gatton – jazz, rockabilly – solo Chet Atkins – jazz, country John Mayer – Pop, blues – solo Neal Schon – Journey Steve Lukather – Toto Masyoshi Takanaka – New age, jazz – Japanese solo Lee Ritnour – Jazz, new age – solo Leslie West - Mountain, West Bruce & Laing Monty Montgomery – jazz, blues (accoustic you have never heard) Wes Montgomery – jazz 40's – 50's Phil Keaggy – New age Christian Robin Trower – Procul Harem Brian May – Queen Rick Derringer – Montrose, Edgar Winter Group, Steely Dan Robin Ford – John Mayall, Chick Corea, solo jazz, fusion, blues Carlos Santana – Santana Ronnie Montrose – Montrose Steve Morse – Dixie Dregs, Kansas, solo jazz, fusion Trevor Rabin – Yes, solo new age Gomer LePoet...
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Jun 10, 2010
Jun 10, 2010 at 1:19 PM UTC
Slashers Defined
Slashers Defined In response to my piece, Slashers, it was requested that maybe I could reveal at least which band or other info these great guitar players performed for to gain their claim to fame. I don't want to spend too much time on this defintion, but will give what info I think is pertinent. If you do not know some of the names I have presented to you, and you are a blues, rock, jazz, fusion guitar fan, I suggest you take the time to listen to some of their work. I have included some of my favorite incredible fusion players that do not have a super star following, but are renowned in their group of fans, probably mostly musicians to some degree. If you are a frustrated guitar player like I am, do not listen to the likes of Holdsworth, Johnson, Gambale, or Morse unless you love being tortured. Anyway on with the show. Eric Clapton – Yardbirds, Cream, Blind Faith, Derek and the Dominos. Jimmy Page – Yardbirds, Led Zeppe, The Honeydrippers, The Firm Jimi Hendrix – not only what is, but, what could have been Alan Holdsworth – Solo jazz fusion player – hot Steve Howe – Yes, Asia - Progressive rock, jazz – Bill Nelson – BeBop Deluxe, Solo Terry Kath – Chicago (25 or 6 to 4) – another sad early departure Ted Nugent – Amboy Dukes, **** Yankees – The madman Jim Krueger – Dave Mason Band – solo progressive rock Eddy Van Halen – Van Halen Ritchie Blackmore – Deep Purple, Rainbow Jerry Doucette – Doucette (Mama let him play) Eric Johnson – Solo – New Age, jazz Frank Gambale – Australian- Jazz, fusion, rock Goerge Benson – Jazz Larry Carlton – Jazz, new age rock Marc Farner - Grand Funk Railroad Peter Frampton – Humble Pie, solo Joe Satriani - New age – solo Johnny A. - jazz, new age – solo Danny Gatton – jazz, rockabilly – solo Chet Atkins – jazz, country John Mayer – Pop, blues – solo Neal Schon – Journey Steve Lukather – Toto Masyoshi Takanaka – New age, jazz – Japanese solo Lee Ritnour – Jazz, new age – solo Leslie West - Mountain, West Bruce & Laing Monty Montgomery – jazz, blues (accoustic you have never heard) Wes Montgomery – jazz 40's – 50's Phil Keaggy – New age Christian Robin Trower – Procul Harem Brian May – Queen Rick Derringer – Montrose, Edgar Winter Group, Steely Dan Robin Ford – John Mayall, Chick Corea, solo jazz, fusion, blues Carlos Santana – Santana Ronnie Montrose – Montrose Steve Morse – Dixie Dregs, Kansas, solo jazz, fusion Trevor Rabin – Yes, solo new age Gomer LePoet...
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His name was meant for someone three times his age. Someone who reaches into the pocket of his sweater for little hard candies, amidst games of shuffleboard and canasta. I would have never pegged him for a Walter or a Leonard. (Wait, was it Larry?) But then again, the way he sweet talked me into his bed that night, I would've never expected to wake up alone the next morning. A post-it note balancing delicately on the indentations of his pillow; Had to go to work. Nice meeting you, doll.
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Aug 28, 2012
Aug 28, 2012 at 10:41 PM UTC
Post-it Note
Five hundred feet from Terrapin Point the Birdman stands with his bicycle. His face as flat as the quarters he begs for, glares at foreign tourists. Two boisterous parrots, Larry and Mabel. They smell like tourists and change, and are footcuffed to three brass chains connected to his backpack. A Muslim family approaches. They want a picture. Birdman places the birds on the hands of the smallest boy, and his mother takes a picture. Mabel squirms. Larry squawks. Click. A reward for their posturing, Birdman places birdseed on his tongue, and the parrots peck away, ignoring his birdbreathe for an evening snack. The tourists clap and laugh at Birdman and toss him their spare change. Birdman stands. Waits. For another family to pose with his birds. Mabel licks her wings and Larry says, "Picture pic." Birdman stands alone.
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Oct 4, 2010
Oct 4, 2010 at 9:19 PM UTC
Niagara Falls
Eulogising was a challenge under constant bombardment from falling masonry. But the gathered crowd deserved the effort. There was Honest Bob, whose cut-price bricks had won the tender and built the edifice behind us. Slick **** the concrete king fresh from an industrial tribunal and ready to pay tribute. Fat Larry, the glass magnate, dodging the shrapnel from his wind-shattered panes, just like the rest of us. I raised my voice amidst the crash and crumble to praise the architect. There were those who had forgotten the terrible designs that had been ******* by her dogged determination, Her clarity of vision (here, I was interrupted by three roof-tiles in succession, smashing at my feet), her strength of purpose (nine bricks and a length of plastic guttering) and her shining conviction. But here, in the shadow of the teetering mass, we could all acknowledge her unforgettable legacy with pride and gratitude. Champagne, truffles, and off we all went, helicoptered to who knew where happily leaving others to clear up the mess.
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Apr 14, 2013
Apr 14, 2013 at 5:14 AM UTC
The Architect
I tried to protect you by not remembering when the rabbis were teachers and preachers we're on the beaches Wishes were had in between sheets Catfish spoken riddles but truthfully Beautiful ripples in ******* So I was going to invite you over for txgiving but all pathology from the dsm-5 was represented. When I say over, I mean to KFC- cousin Larry had to work but all the coleslaw and breadcrumbs you can swallow. How bout you did you get stuffed by the poultry-geist?
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Aug 31, 2018
Aug 31, 2018 at 10:17 AM UTC
Cousin Larry @ Txgiving
A romantic realist such as Thoreau or a magical realist such as Garcia-Marquez, unable to fend off fate or rain might say to a tree thank you for allowing me to ****** you to put a roof over my mortal head. To which a cynical but congenial tree, as valuable as a metaphor as it is as a roof beam, might reply, that though I, with my brothers and sisters gave you every breath you’ve ever breathed you murdered me for momentary expediency and possess the audacity   to write your poems on my dead skin. Well, breathe as long as you can, you romantic **** ant fool. I’ll be a roof beam a hundred more years. You’ll be nothing more than evaporated tears. Larry Schug
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Sep 14, 2016
Sep 14, 2016 at 6:14 PM UTC
A Roof Above Your Head
Amendment I. Congress shall make no law respecting the organization of criminal activity, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom to lie, or to print any spurious gossip; or the right of the people angrily to riot & fight in the street opposed by heavily armed State Militia & to overthrow the government in a violent revolution; From hence, drug cartels & gangs are to be thought of as serial killers, each guilty of the crimes of all; as to the corporations' death toll, every employee is guilty & anyone who profits from it; priests, rabbis, cops go on the list w/ Jerry Sandusky & Larry Nassar; female HS teachers & mass shooters were made for each other but chilvery only exists in the movies & on TV; the Confederacy was more forward thinking than the white trash trying to claim its legacy; Greece & Rome had a thriving slave class; we have no idea, but Jim Crow was the polar opposite of the liberal Reconstruction that became contemporary southern US culture w/ [Jimcrowists lurking & working quietly in plain sight]; u can here or u can be there, but u can't be in both places at once
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Sep 17, 2018
Sep 17, 2018 at 3:16 PM UTC
separation of crime & state