"klaus" poems
The beauty of comatose can only be seen through
the eyes of a wizard in a blizzard
strutting in garlic slippers,
or Christ with knees bent at the tabernacle
peeling bananas and kicking prayers
farther than eternity with each gapping second,
or like Basquiat slumped back to the wall,
with ounces of speedball dancing through his veins,
eating 80’s free-based fried chicken *******
as his eyelids paints beautiful nightmares of lemon flowers
and Bacchus bacon over a glycopyrrolate desert
of flagrant cuckold buffoonery.
Or like leprechauns burning chocolate ******* candles
on the mantle of Zion, sipping oatmeal sprinkled
with Staten Island malt liquor bacon.
or like Tupac reading the thoughts of Mother Shipton
through the daze of California cannabis
and hearing the ominous voice of Plutarch sing death assignments
from heaven to Assassins on horsebacks goggling ***** water
to wet the dry bones of their throats as they prepare to fulfill
the gospel of self-fulfilling prophecies of being fell by ***** bullets.
Or like sophisticated wallets of spice and kitchen characters in a bald head
cooking chemical kisses and 18 February nights under Moloch’s skin,
where constitutions are written in charcoal diaries with Egyptian ciphers and razors.
“I had rain sowed into the pockets of my sneakers and composed 1310 eulogies
at the basement of king David’s tower,” said the Kraftwerkian caricature,
as he dangles cigarettes in remembrance of Klaus Nomi and philosophizes on the proliferation
of poetic vandalism at urinals where modernism failed under the phosphorescence of coloration at the avenue of no trees where Picasso's "Guernica" **** Lies All.
Jul 17, 2012
Jul 17, 2012 at 6:01 PM UTC
Tuwing sumasapit ang Setyembre,
Ako ay kinikilig.
Makikita ko na ang mga parol
At mga christmas tree.
Napakagandang masilayan.
Bumabalik ang aking pagkabata.
Ako ay natutuwa
Makita at matanaw
Ko lamang.
Nang sumapit ang bisperas,
Kinabahan na ako,
Baka hindi na dumating
Ang bukas.
Umaga, kinabukasan.
Dali-Dali akong pumunta
Sa sinabit kong medyas.
Wala ka na doon.
Sa tingin ko,
Ako ay tumanda na.
At naintindihan
Na hindi si Santa Klaus
Ang naglalagay ng mga regalo.
Kayo pala
Inay at Itay.
Jun 7, 2020
Jun 7, 2020 at 8:59 AM UTC
As i was viewing the channel,
my eyes suddenly turned blank
i found myself in a deserted place
all i felt the place was haunted
As i looked around,
i found a crow sitting on a tree
i wondered where i was
As i was walking by,
to found out my way
i sensed something following me
i was so afraid even to turn back&
i kept on moving
Suddenly i felt my back was touch by someone,
but this time i took a dare to turn back
and to my wonder i saw a wolf
it roared at me,
Again another sound,
forced me to look around
and all i saw the two handsome vampires
"The salvatore brothers"
My eyes became still
My breath was hold
My body turned cold
i became pause
and i wonder are the wolf
"Klaus or tyler"
All i could see,
the vampires & wolfs fights
vampires protecting me from their fights
My dream to meet vampires,
My imagination
My hope
all was coming out to be real
Only my wish to became vampire was to be fulfilled,
i asked them to turned me up into a vampire,
i imagined myself being a vampire
my hot look
my vampire teeth
my craving for blood
my fights with the wolf
all i could see my dreams in reality
But suddenly i was hit from bck "ouch"
and to my wonder it was my dad
everything vanished,no one was out there
it was just a dream ??
my wish only remained a wish
"Wish i could be vampire"
Apr 25, 2014
Apr 25, 2014 at 2:47 PM UTC
must i long for
the scarlet rain
that
did not phlebotomise,
did not secrete
from
codeine clouds,
if the milk would be spilt.
must i conceive ignus fatuus
colourcasts from the television
inside a mouth
that caterwauls
faces of static and pollen
and Klaus Nomi masks
as if i were lobotomised
eating flowers fingered out of
the flesh of the brain
carnations would not exist.
i do not want to believe
the promise
of lovers were
merely yous' and
eyes'.
no such world is eyeless.
or any less without eyes.
become my chalk and bones.
i want to believe
humanity
is a defined mass
of bathypelagic insects
sleeping in chrysalids
longing to be
broken.
break me.
i want to understand
there is an euxine ocean
beyond my bathtub.
Nov 19, 2010
Nov 19, 2010 at 4:41 AM UTC
Though the microscopic details of last night
Have effortless flooded out of my mind
And into her breath
I can still see all of the scenes
That I tried like hell to forget
But it's in her lungs
Like a piece of her
That she couldn't have possibly lived without
But will still soon let go
And forget
But it's there
Those words I mouthed as I realized
So swiftly
She doesn't know.
This girl that I met and instantly
Felt connected to
Like the frayed string of my favorite crimson sweater
Locked away in my closet
Finally stitched itself up
And it's Winter
And I still look half decent in red
So it's pressed against my skin once more
I sat there with the drugs between my teeth
Like I had something to prove
To myself
And the world
I'm still here you know, I'm still here
And even though I've pinky promised
And high-fived this girl
Like we grew up together
Eating the same dirt
She still doesn't know
She doesn't know all of the tragedy in my blood
And how I make Violet, Klaus, and Sunny jealous
Of my misfortune
A story so dark it would never win an award
But it happened
And it happened to me
And ripped me in half and activated my emptiness
Like depression is just a switch that only flips one way
A back plague that can only adhere itself to hope
And it's safe to say a dementor would starve
If I was left as it's only prey
So here we are,
And we're sharing a bowl laughing bitterly at memories
We wish we didn't have
Acting like we've moved on and built a bridge
Over the heart ache by simply laying down our jackets
On top of a puddle
But it wasn't that simple
I'm sitting in a pile of rubble and bricks with upside-down blueprints
In French
Slot A and B don't exist
And there is no simple way to forget the things
That once made us hole
I want a time machine so I can go back
And erase everything I ever ****** up
I want a time machine so I can flash forward
And see where the **** all of this is leading me to
I want a time machine
Because I'm sick of taking my life day by day
Scraping by, just praying to survive
Hoping someone will ride in on a white horse
With a suit of armor big enough for both of us
And a sword sharp enough to slice up my demons
I take my hit
And I stare at the girl I barely know
Wondering if her past can measure up to mine
She doesn't know.
She doesn't know how broken my heart was
On the day I learned it wasn't really shaped like that
She doesn't know that I was beautiful once
Before the scars took over my skin
She doesn't know
And maybe that's why we're friends.
Mar 12, 2013
Mar 12, 2013 at 3:10 PM UTC
Dr. Klaus will be happy,
Fratricides and Pesticides
destroying The Greens,
trampling on Wildflowers,
Reversing s'ovloV & s'baaS
against the palindromic
monument to ABBA in
Soddermånland. Båstad's!
Sep 10, 2018
Sep 10, 2018 at 3:38 AM UTC
'Well I think it's outrageous'
The snow was falling
'What is outrageous'
A snowball wanged past her right ear
'That there is a Santa Klaus'
A large ****** of bells was heard
'Of course there is'
Ten dwarfs strolled past
'Oh no there isn't'
'Jingle bells , jingle bells'
'Stop it , or we'll be'
Jingle all the way'
'Like this all night'
'Hurrah for good old Santa Klaus'
'O.K. maybe there is'
'Hurrah for Christmas day'
'And maybe there isn't'
A woman walked past
Carrying a giant Christmas tree
'O.K. this Santa Klaus bloke'
Followed by a black cat
'Mistake'
'Who does he think he is'
A dwarf said 'hello Dancer'
'Well he's a nice chap that'
She ignored him
'Has white hair all over his head'
But stuck her tongue out
'All over his head , he'll be blind'
A stray reindeer went by
'No not over his eyes, everywhere , but'
Whistling a happy tune
'Sounds like a strange fellow to me'
Two hedgehogs were pulling crackers
'He also has a sled , pulled by reindeers'
A mouse went past on a pair of skis
'Ha Ha .Pull the other one, what does he do'
The coffee bar opened
'Gives presents out , all over the world'
The elves reached their workshop
'Now you're really joking'
And started making presents
" Oh not I'm not'
The fairies started to wrap them
'Oh yes you are'
The octopuses are not in this story
"Stop , stop , stop '
The sled was being filled
'Look I don't believe a word of it'
For millions of children
'But you have to Rudolph'.
May 23, 2015
May 23, 2015 at 3:43 AM UTC
It was up to him to save her.
He wanted to let her die,
Just to prove a point.
To show that there was no good in him,
He wanted to prove he was evil.
As she lay dying,
She told him what she could see.
"A man capable of love can be saved",
She told him genuinely.
He didn't want to believe her,
For she must be crazy in his eyes.
No matter what he thought,
He saved her,
He had always loved her.
That clearly showed,
He wasn't evil after all.
Oct 13, 2013
Oct 13, 2013 at 2:34 AM UTC
We were making love.
And when we finished,
you stuck your head
under those blue covers
and told me to come
for you. And I came
and penetrated your
fortress and canoodled
your chest as you
planted pecks on my
forehead. Then we
rested, and I told
you of the next best
thing on television
and you told me of
the book you were
reading. We talked of
the news though that
changed quickly. And
you mentioned the
first time you made
out with someone was
with a foreign exchange
student named Klaus
at a homecoming game.
You looked into my
eyes with your bright
limes and asked, “Do
you remember the first
time we kissed?” And
I could not recollect
and you giggled and
said, “Oh, don’t bother,
just forget it.” I
regret I still can’t
recall. But ever since
that November, that
car crash in the fall,
I remember that day.
I remember the way our
stinky, moist bodies
melted and molded
together under those
blue covers, and I
remember what I knew
of you. And after my
tears dry, and I have
swiped the dust, I
admire the night
through the window.
I can still smell you
on my pillows, and I
hold on to your warmth.
Your warmth.
Dec 20, 2018
Dec 20, 2018 at 4:27 PM UTC
*"Klaus Fuchs
did what
he had to do
like a good
harbinger,
there is virtue
in being faithful
to his cause"*
this is where my
cousin's
brutally honest
syllogism
took me today
*"a simplified view is
always what gets
you at the bottom
of a swamp"*
this is where
he swings a club
and bounces back
from his recent bogey
against me
in the greens with Jim
Jun 3, 2016
Jun 3, 2016 at 10:39 PM UTC
tattoo the word Holocaust
onto the palm
of every African-American....
and wait...
Apache!
hood crux pixie...
heroin addicts in Westplate....
and wait for a century...
give it 100 years in Auschwitz...
or give it ***** hope for
a pear....
and then i'd too
coagulate into custard phlegm...
auf wiedersehen lenin...
contort hippie named contra...
armed boa:
and that handshake...
hoarce Horace!
shatayin bigger, bottom-blob
bound into eminem....
and it was always
to be dirtied by luck...
fetish...
dodged and the dog and cameod
the crucifix...
igloos in egypt:
senf (mustard) gaz (gas): khaki
diarhhea.
gravitas in the grün...
mein iris... regen bonne hund!
volphren kind...
prunes of y in iota said: dried out
kynd...
and pirates toward a je - taime calculator:
taming the berserk stierhund...
bison-knirschen:
hans klaus -
myth-gate ᛋᛋ...
bolt and Zeus...
i am: heritage +.
Croatian nazis....
nicht, nic, die volk.
annehmen steuern... katakombe denken...
ᚠᚨᚱᛟᛖ ᛁᛋᛚᛖᛋ...
told: by a hobbit... or originating from Dublin:
fuck's sake!
Jan 8, 2017
Jan 8, 2017 at 9:03 PM UTC
Number 1
The SPACEBOY who was sent to the moon for no reason
His powers are super strength and ape-like physiology
That is who number one is Luther Hargreeves
Number 2
The KRAKEN who was never a child but always a weapon
His powers are perfect aim and trajectory manipulation
That is who number 2 is Diego Hargreeves
Number 3
The RUMOR whos powers gave her everything that she wanted
Her powers is mind control by lying
That is who number 3 is Allison Hargreeves
Number 4
The SÉANCE who's plagued with voices of the dead
His powers are mediumship and evocation
That is who number 4 is Klaus Hargreeves
Number 5
The KID who lost everything he ever had
His powers is teleportation through space and time
That is who number 5 is Five Hargreeves
Number 6
The HORROR who sadly died at such a young age
His powers are that he can summon tentacled monsters
That is who number 6 is Ben Hargreeves
Number 7
The WHITE VIOLIN who was a brother but never considered family
His powers are converting sound into energy
That is who number 7 is Victor Hargreeves
Feb 24, 2022
Feb 24, 2022 at 1:41 PM UTC
Bare clean carpets
Make for a lonely house
But big boot prints
Means Santa Klaus
Somehow has delivered
To every household
His bones they creak
But don't feel the cold
He dresses in red
With a bottomless sack
He has quick feet
And a broad strong back
He works his magic
Year after year
Then races home
For a well earned beer
He guards our dreams
For a kinder world
Saint Nick he delivers
He never gets old
So this Christmas
Open your mind
Stand with Santa
And break out the Kind.
Dec 31, 2016
Dec 31, 2016 at 4:27 PM UTC
When Klaus Hargreeves said,
"His
name was Dave,"
Everyone noticed the
silent emphasis that rang in the grief
behind his words.
The question, "Who was she?"
"His"
puts a sting in the back of the throat,
a pierce in the eyes,
pouring red, thick
truths from the soul.
Aug 26, 2019
Aug 26, 2019 at 10:11 AM UTC
"He came from outer space to save the human race",
Black lips and painted face,
It was acquired taste,
You came so far,
You were not here long,
I still cry when I hear “The Cold Song”
A “Total Eclipse”
Life is not always fair,
But “Lightning Strikes”
And you were there,
Nomi,
Nomi,
What can we do?
Your name was a song,
But no one knew you…
And when you reached with lesioned
hands,
Friends backed up,
They did not understand,
You entertained,
We asked, what is it?
You said Nomi,
But no one would visit.
B L Costello © 2019
Sep 27, 2019
Sep 27, 2019 at 11:09 AM UTC
Klaus: I've finally conquered my fear of ghosts.
Ben: That's the spirit!
Klaus: Oh **** where?!
Feb 3, 2022
Feb 3, 2022 at 12:33 PM UTC
. W A R N I N G.
WARNING.
warning.
Santa Klaus is a *********
who goes into children’s rooms
after dark, while Rudolf, a ****
sympathiser, metaphorically
promotes, Khmer Rouge,
plus The Red Brigade,
as he waits in the snow with
a Rufous nose collecting Cox’s,
from insomniacs, the homeless,
and
Domatophobiacs!
Aug 30, 2018
Aug 30, 2018 at 5:34 AM UTC
The SÉANCE who's plagued with voices of the dead
Who fell in love with a soldier named Dave Katz who he lost
The one with a family who didn’t know he was missing
His powers are mediumship and evocation
That is who number 4 is Klaus Hargreeves
Feb 24, 2022
Feb 24, 2022 at 1:46 PM UTC