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On Saturday mornings it always was the same my Nan would say come Chris we are going down the lane I would fret want to go to the bathroom but she'd drag me out again knowing what a powder keg she was and thought her rather insane It did not matter how big they were she had ***** of steel if someone crossed her path they would come off ill I was mortified by her temper, my word but she was strong I have seen her throw hard men right over my head and they were gone Now at this not so tender age I am now I understand who I am just another dangerous creature like my sweet old Nan By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris
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Dec 5, 2013
Dec 5, 2013 at 12:20 PM UTC
Going To Market With Nan
Let me tell you about something I saw the other day, when I was out walking through a field of hay. The night was quite pretty, the air crisp and clear, when I suddenly encountered a cat who was drinking a beer! I walked a little farther and encountered some mice, sitting around a card table, all playing dice. The mice looked quite serious, they all dressed like thugs, I was dumbfounded, and simply stared down from above. Then I saw something that completely blew my mind, it was a variety of animals, dancing in a conga line. For hours and hours and hours they danced, more animals joined in, even deer came to prance. This party was larger than any I’d seen, a couple of badgers were even smoking something green. “Innocent” deer were snorting lines off of snakes, and a couple drunk farm dogs were fighting with rakes. A cat and a mouse were sitting in a barn, entirely too drunk, they took turn telling yarns. From across the field, you could hear an owl retch, while a gaggle of geese slurred “Benny and the Jets.” Sheep laughed, “Bahaha!” while dancing on tables, the horses were getting it on in the stables. This party was crazier than any I’d attended, a pig even ended up losing an appendage. As the sun came up, things started winding down, all the cows went home, and the "Keg King" took off his crown. I took this as my cue, it was time to depart, so a couple mice and I hitched a ride on a farmer’s cart. "Sayonara!" I yelled, "It's been lots of fun! Everybody get home safe, try not to hurt anyone!" But enough about me, let's talk about you. That was my weekend, what did you do?
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Nov 2, 2012
Nov 2, 2012 at 11:55 PM UTC
Party Animals
Let me tell you about something I saw the other day, when I was out walking through a field of hay. The night was quite pretty, the air crisp and clear, when I suddenly encountered a cat who was drinking a beer! I walked a little farther and encountered some mice, sitting around a card table, all playing dice. The mice looked quite serious, they all dressed like thugs, I was dumbfounded, and simply stared down from above. Then I saw something that completely blew my mind, it was a variety of animals, dancing in a conga line. For hours and hours and hours they danced, more animals joined in, even deer came to prance. This party was larger than any I’d seen, a couple of badgers were even smoking something green. “Innocent” deer were snorting lines off of snakes, and a couple drunk farm dogs were fighting with rakes. A cat and a mouse were sitting in a barn, entirely too drunk, they took turn telling yarns. From across the field, you could hear an owl retch, while a gaggle of geese slurred “Benny and the Jets.” Sheep laughed, “Bahaha!” while dancing on tables, the horses were getting it on in the stables. This party was crazier than any I’d attended, a pig even ended up losing an appendage. As the sun came up, things started winding down, all the cows went home, and the "Keg King" took off his crown. I took this as my cue, it was time to depart, so a couple mice and I hitched a ride on a farmer’s cart. "Sayonara!" I yelled, "It's been lots of fun! Everybody get home safe, try not to hurt anyone!" But enough about me, let's talk about you. That was my weekend, what did you do?
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Trump invades Nicaragua; lights a powder keg to the relief of everyone; let's get on w/ it; change the world; otherwise Nicaragua threatens to become another Syria w/ Sandanista vs. Sandanista & drug lords & communists; mercenaries;  contractors & experimental weapons; welcome to a world that is torn completely in two to everyone's relief for the sheer catharsis; that is what frenzied freedom looks & feels like; touches like, smells like, ***** & eats like; the madman in the marketplace is the last person who can spell Bourgeoisie & Ancien Régime; Disestablishmentarianism & Nouveau riche; time & technology will turn the soil of psychology churning up some never before seen creature; mankind is suicidal; this new Being will have no such concept; coming in & out existence like walking through a door; time is meaningless running in countless waves in all directions; space is flexible like clay; women & men create each other to the limits of their imagination; Newton laid the foundation & Einstein painted the ceiling; Pascal, Hawking; Leibniz & Nietzsche & every poet that ever lived or never lived; every celestial siren & songstress who whispered in a magical scribe's ear & he scratched the miles & hours & places & people there; thus, it began somewhere far out in space; but they've been there all along; peaceful, loving, able to shape-shift to perform pleasurable functions in accordance w/ mankind's selfish wishes; mankind thinking it's putting one over on the new species, still finds itself bogged down in Nicaragua long after Trump has built his Presidential Library & joined the aliens like everyone else; the poor Nicaraguans & Guatemalans & Hondurans fighting it out to the death;
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Jul 28, 2018
Jul 28, 2018 at 9:51 PM UTC
the Neo & the Post
Trump invades Nicaragua; lights a powder keg to the relief of everyone; let's get on w/ it; change the world; otherwise Nicaragua threatens to become another Syria w/ Sandanista vs. Sandanista & drug lords & communists; mercenaries;  contractors & experimental weapons; welcome to a world that is torn completely in two to everyone's relief for the sheer catharsis; that is what frenzied freedom looks & feels like; touches like, smells like, ***** & eats like; the madman in the marketplace is the last person who can spell Bourgeoisie & Ancien Régime; Disestablishmentarianism & Nouveau riche; time & technology will turn the soil of psychology churning up some never before seen creature; mankind is suicidal; this new Being will have no such concept; coming in & out existence like walking through a door; time is meaningless running in countless waves in all directions; space is flexible like clay; women & men create each other to the limits of their imagination; Newton laid the foundation & Einstein painted the ceiling; Pascal, Hawking; Leibniz & Nietzsche & every poet that ever lived or never lived; every celestial siren & songstress who whispered in a magical scribe's ear & he scratched the miles & hours & places & people there; thus, it began somewhere far out in space; but they've been there all along; peaceful, loving, able to shape-shift to perform pleasurable functions in accordance w/ mankind's selfish wishes; mankind thinking it's putting one over on the new species, still finds itself bogged down in Nicaragua long after Trump has built his Presidential Library & joined the aliens like everyone else; the poor Nicaraguans & Guatemalans & Hondurans fighting it out to the death;
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i. She's beautiful. She's an angel. She's everything we asked for. I cried for the hopes and dreams of a future that was never mine. I didn't know any better, so I kept crying. xiv. *You can't run around like before anymore. Don't get your knees ***** Elbows off the table. Grow up.* I brushed my hands of the dirt and picked myself up, because ladies weren't supposed to pick earthworms out of the grass. I picked up eyeliner instead. xvi. I'm trusting you. Don't get into trouble. Don't do anything dumb. There's something satisfying about hearing the roar of an engine at the start of a July evening. With the wind in your hair, freedom at your finger tips, I could have done anything. But I shut off the car and went inside. xviii. You're grown up now. You're an adult. You can't afford to make stupid mistakes anymore.  I was composed of keg stands, one night stands, roommates, 2am Taco Bell runs, first dates, caffeine, prayers, tears, insecurities, heart to heart talks, "just try it, it's fun, I swear", friends that turn into bridesmaids, broken promises and broken hearts. I can still hear the train's whistle. xxi. I told you not to do anything dumb. I told you not to make stupid mistakes. I don't know what to tell you anymore. Here's a standing ovation to being immortal; hats off to the teary drunken nights and the existential crises. These are the days that we'll look back and wish we never wasted and I'll wonder why I let you wipe your muddy shoes on me.
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Jul 27, 2014
Jul 27, 2014 at 2:57 AM UTC
instead of happy birthday
My wife, she likes those six pack abs But me, I've got a keg She can see that thing anytime she likes And I won't even make her beg I see myself as a muscle man I workout everyday Watching Tv with my plate on my belly And putting that food away My workout plan is a strenuous task All I gotta do is eat I know it works 'cause my belly keeps growing Until I can't even see my feet I go to the gym at least five times a day Gym is the name of my fridge There's so many ropes holding up my pants 'Til it looks like the brooklyn bridge Yep, she really loves those six pack abs And she says I'm shaped like an egg It takes a very long time to look like this So she better get used to the keg
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Mar 29, 2011
Mar 29, 2011 at 11:20 AM UTC
Six Pack Abs
Blast off the powder keg One-two with the punches Rope over your shoulder Like I wanna reach the summit Maybe you let loose before But, honey, I ain't seen it yet But, baby, I'm scared to like Messin your perfect face, displacing Your innocence and makin Our blankets wet I said I don't wanna blast But you got the controller Got that hold and doin it right Got my ***** **** my Xbone On lock on this *** throne Pop your mouth a minute girl Base to the tip that **** Is rocket sauce Blast off the powder keg One-two with the punches Rope over your shoulder Like I wanna reach the summit Maybe you let loose before But, honey, I ain't seen it yet Maybe this night is the best Night of my life I lick my ***** off your skin, sleep Tight, tomorrow I'll breathe ***** breath
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May 14, 2017
May 14, 2017 at 3:54 AM UTC
Closing Chapters: "Guilty as Charged"
A DEATH CREATES A DECEMBER/OCTOBER TWIN BIRTH WITH RAY POCOCK’S LIFE FOLLOWING HIS TRAGIC NEXT LIFE’S DEATH YOU SEE ROBERT KINOSHITA, TURNS 100, AND GOES UP TO SATURN TO DO A FEW ROBOT DANCES, AND INVENTS THIS LITTLE SONG I AM THE GREATEST, I MADE A FAMOUS ROBOT IT WAS IN A GREAT GREAT SHOW TITLED LOST IN SPACE I WANTED TO LIVE FOREVER, BUT I EVENTUALLY KICKED THE BUCKET BUT I LIVED TO BE 100, TO SAY I DID THE ROBOT DANCE I DID THE ROBOT DANCE, SAYING I AM A ROBOT, I AM A ROBOT, MY WAY IS COMING TRUE THROUGHOUT THE LAND I AM A ROBOT EVERY SINGLE DAY I CREATED ROBOT B-9, HE WAS FAMOUS FOR SAYING DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER WILL ROBINSON AND THEN SAID, I AM A ROBOT, I AM A ROBOT, I AM COMING TO EXTERMINATE YOU, I AM A ROBOT FOREVER AND EVER AND THEN AS I GET OFF STAGE I TIP A KEG OF METHANE ALL OVER RAY POCOCK TO SAY, LET’S MAKE TWINS IN OCTOBER, WELL LET’S MAKE THEM DUE IN OCTOBER ANYWAY AND ROBERT AND RAY SAID WE ARE PERFECT ROBOTS WE WILL CREATE NEW LIFE, IN OCTOBER, OH YEAH RAY HAS NO IDEA, EITHER HAS ROBERT, BUT THEY BOTH SAID WE ARE ROBOTS AND DANGER, IF WE LET THE TERRORISTS WIN WE ARE CRONUS’S, EMBASSADORS, I AM CRONUS I AM THE ONE IN THE FAMILY, WHO LIKES IMAGINATIVE ROBOTS AND WE DANCE, WE ARE BIG ROBOTS, WE ARE BIG ROBOTS WE HAVE COME TO ESTERMINATE YOU GUYS IF YA COME TO CLOSE DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER WILL ROBINSON THERE WILL BE DANGER IF ROBERT AND RAY SEPERATE, CAUSE THEY ARE JOINED TO PROTECT THE EARTH, AND BRING PROPER ROBOTS BACK WE WANT HELPFUL ROBOTS WE WANT HELPFUL ROBOTS WE WILL GET THEM NOW, ROBERT KINOSHITA TIP METHANE ALL OVER BARRY ALLAN CAUSE, HE WON’T EXCEPT HE IS NOW ELIZABETH ANN CAMPBELL DANGER BARRY ALLAN ROBERT SAID IF YOU GET THIS YOUR LIKE ME AND MUMMY CRAP OUT OF YOUR SONS DANGER AHEAD, TO OLD HAGS WE ARE BIG ROBOTS, AND WE WILL STAY BIG ROBOTS FOREVER
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Jan 16, 2015
Jan 16, 2015 at 3:08 AM UTC
ROBERT AND RAY, JOINED AS TWINS BORN IN SEPTEMBER OR OCTOBER THIS YEAR THE OFFICIAL PARTY TO WELCOME ROBERT
A DEATH CREATES A DECEMBER/OCTOBER TWIN BIRTH WITH RAY POCOCK’S LIFE FOLLOWING HIS TRAGIC NEXT LIFE’S DEATH YOU SEE ROBERT KINOSHITA, TURNS 100, AND GOES UP TO SATURN TO DO A FEW ROBOT DANCES, AND INVENTS THIS LITTLE SONG I AM THE GREATEST, I MADE A FAMOUS ROBOT IT WAS IN A GREAT GREAT SHOW TITLED LOST IN SPACE I WANTED TO LIVE FOREVER, BUT I EVENTUALLY KICKED THE BUCKET BUT I LIVED TO BE 100, TO SAY I DID THE ROBOT DANCE I DID THE ROBOT DANCE, SAYING I AM A ROBOT, I AM A ROBOT, MY WAY IS COMING TRUE THROUGHOUT THE LAND I AM A ROBOT EVERY SINGLE DAY I CREATED ROBOT B-9, HE WAS FAMOUS FOR SAYING DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER WILL ROBINSON AND THEN SAID, I AM A ROBOT, I AM A ROBOT, I AM COMING TO EXTERMINATE YOU, I AM A ROBOT FOREVER AND EVER AND THEN AS I GET OFF STAGE I TIP A KEG OF METHANE ALL OVER RAY POCOCK TO SAY, LET’S MAKE TWINS IN OCTOBER, WELL LET’S MAKE THEM DUE IN OCTOBER ANYWAY AND ROBERT AND RAY SAID WE ARE PERFECT ROBOTS WE WILL CREATE NEW LIFE, IN OCTOBER, OH YEAH RAY HAS NO IDEA, EITHER HAS ROBERT, BUT THEY BOTH SAID WE ARE ROBOTS AND DANGER, IF WE LET THE TERRORISTS WIN WE ARE CRONUS’S, EMBASSADORS, I AM CRONUS I AM THE ONE IN THE FAMILY, WHO LIKES IMAGINATIVE ROBOTS AND WE DANCE, WE ARE BIG ROBOTS, WE ARE BIG ROBOTS WE HAVE COME TO ESTERMINATE YOU GUYS IF YA COME TO CLOSE DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER WILL ROBINSON THERE WILL BE DANGER IF ROBERT AND RAY SEPERATE, CAUSE THEY ARE JOINED TO PROTECT THE EARTH, AND BRING PROPER ROBOTS BACK WE WANT HELPFUL ROBOTS WE WANT HELPFUL ROBOTS WE WILL GET THEM NOW, ROBERT KINOSHITA TIP METHANE ALL OVER BARRY ALLAN CAUSE, HE WON’T EXCEPT HE IS NOW ELIZABETH ANN CAMPBELL DANGER BARRY ALLAN ROBERT SAID IF YOU GET THIS YOUR LIKE ME AND MUMMY CRAP OUT OF YOUR SONS DANGER AHEAD, TO OLD HAGS WE ARE BIG ROBOTS, AND WE WILL STAY BIG ROBOTS FOREVER
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I Asked the professors who teach the meaning of life to tell me what is happiness. And I went to famous executives who boss the work of thousands of men. They all shook their heads and gave me a smile as though I was trying to fool with them And then one Sunday afternoon I wandered out along the Desplaines river And I saw a crowd of Hungarians under the trees with their women and children and a keg of beer and an accordion.
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Happiness
hello hello hello what have we got here a few ships assembling with highly explosive gear hello hello hello who shall fire the first shot into the Syrian plot hello hello hello America and Russia are on opposing sides the gulf in their opinions very wide hello hello hello the world shall see a drama most potent others in the Middle Eastern corridor may get involved too that will be a show which may mean a powder keg that can't be subdued hello hello hello why have men in power always had a yen to be war faring and not think of their fellow men women and children hello hello hello this time the lesson may come at an extremely high cost for it may well bring end to all existence on the planet as we know it....
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Sep 4, 2013
Sep 4, 2013 at 9:03 PM UTC
Hello Hello Hello
Fireworks were cool. Framed metal chairs with woven nylon Americana on watered lawns on the outskirts of the edge of Los Angeles. Hairy neighbors, Miller Drafts and dog **** Sally ****** Jim on the corner, and Jim drank, or started again and wouldn’t stop, but was good with a flat tire and chain adjustment. His kid had a glove like a vacuum. His daughter was a ***** Sally afforded a Mexican gardener. Tim always had fireworks. He had gasoline and willed fireworks into his driveway. He had rope and a keg. Schatzky keep her cool. She had to. She worked the 5th and taught everyone’s kids. She taught their parents too, 10 years ago. Her son Donavan and her husband Keith lived for the 4th. Little pink houses and Jack and Diane kind of **** So they watched fireworks on flag hill while their neighbors ****** and got ********* and burnt their eyebrows. Donavan was ecstatic. Each year the hill was gilded in gold for Donavan and Keith and and Schatzky, because each 4th brought fire and explosives in a way they could never afford. Keith was more patriotic than most. He waited and enlisted and became a hero. Donavan watched on TV. Schatzky watched too. We won the first gulf war and everyone knew it: https://youtu.be/4gNhs2SRacs?t=1m10... They celebrated the fourth in baseball stadiums. They celebrated life and heroism and purpose, and they celebrated with F16s and the best explosives the peacetime nation offered. And Keith celebrated and embraced purpose. He even became a leader in the 2nd gulf war. Sally stopped ******* Jim. Jim wasn’t married anymore. His kid lowered Tim’s basement and didn’t steal the copper. Tim’s house was worth a fortune but it had a radon problem. Schatsky was accused of drowning her dog, but she didn’t do it. Jim still drinks; he’s smarter now. They all meet on flag hill every 4th. The fireworks aren’t as good. A lot of build up for a finale that feels like an accident. Water seeps through my jeans and no one can see my face as I limp home with a broken rubber sandal and a bucket of ice, a dog tied around my legs, and a kid face first on the grass, a wife whose friend drank our last beer an hour ago, a phone with  two-percent battery left and my mom wants to show me what fireworks look like in California.
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Jul 5, 2016
Jul 5, 2016 at 2:12 AM UTC
Fireworks
Fireworks were cool. Framed metal chairs with woven nylon Americana on watered lawns on the outskirts of the edge of Los Angeles. Hairy neighbors, Miller Drafts and dog **** Sally ****** Jim on the corner, and Jim drank, or started again and wouldn’t stop, but was good with a flat tire and chain adjustment. His kid had a glove like a vacuum. His daughter was a ***** Sally afforded a Mexican gardener. Tim always had fireworks. He had gasoline and willed fireworks into his driveway. He had rope and a keg. Schatzky keep her cool. She had to. She worked the 5th and taught everyone’s kids. She taught their parents too, 10 years ago. Her son Donavan and her husband Keith lived for the 4th. Little pink houses and Jack and Diane kind of **** So they watched fireworks on flag hill while their neighbors ****** and got ********* and burnt their eyebrows. Donavan was ecstatic. Each year the hill was gilded in gold for Donavan and Keith and and Schatzky, because each 4th brought fire and explosives in a way they could never afford. Keith was more patriotic than most. He waited and enlisted and became a hero. Donavan watched on TV. Schatzky watched too. We won the first gulf war and everyone knew it: https://youtu.be/4gNhs2SRacs?t=1m10... They celebrated the fourth in baseball stadiums. They celebrated life and heroism and purpose, and they celebrated with F16s and the best explosives the peacetime nation offered. And Keith celebrated and embraced purpose. He even became a leader in the 2nd gulf war. Sally stopped ******* Jim. Jim wasn’t married anymore. His kid lowered Tim’s basement and didn’t steal the copper. Tim’s house was worth a fortune but it had a radon problem. Schatsky was accused of drowning her dog, but she didn’t do it. Jim still drinks; he’s smarter now. They all meet on flag hill every 4th. The fireworks aren’t as good. A lot of build up for a finale that feels like an accident. Water seeps through my jeans and no one can see my face as I limp home with a broken rubber sandal and a bucket of ice, a dog tied around my legs, and a kid face first on the grass, a wife whose friend drank our last beer an hour ago, a phone with  two-percent battery left and my mom wants to show me what fireworks look like in California.
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His eyes are as cold as the winter breezes I try my best to cave through but everything freezes "Let me in!", I beg But he's too drunk within his emotions in a bottle of keg His walls are up again With emotions scarred into his skin with the markings of a pen Tears well up in his eyes He tells me goodnight "No! No!", I scream But the darkness consumed him as it seemed I too, got ****** into his darkness Now I knew, he was my fatal nightmare chasing me in my dreams.
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Sep 2, 2015
Sep 2, 2015 at 4:05 AM UTC
"Frost Bite"
It takes courage to be born in a grave where the earthworms caress and the night is like day. But where two or three are gathered they will burrow deeper yet, pressing the earth to their faces. It takes gall to bite the mouth that eats you, little rocket ships who never left the ground. Launch your cultured pungent taste, for if you must go, go loudly. Daikon, Cherry Belle, Easter Egg, Black Spanish, Red King, you are conquerers. Digging away until the sun comes to find you, blushing in myriad shades of fearless ambition. It takes integrity to never leave your roots. Break bold and crisp, candied keg of gunpowder.
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Apr 14, 2013
Apr 14, 2013 at 10:09 PM UTC
Ode to the Radish 14/30
I didn’t see it coming, It wasn’t set on my nightly planner. 4 sober hours ago seem so far away now. On my left hand, cherry red lipstick smug stains shows memories of a forgotten night that I’ll always have to regret. See, I only wish it was lipstick. Truthfully, I know that 2 hours and a 5th of ***** earlier I was all to worried about which girl I want to take home. Stumble 1 drunken hour later, keg stands and **** rips have me defying gravity and federal law. My beer googles are activated, I’m captivated with the idea of driving. 30 smashed minutes forward, I finally reach the forbidden fruit with 2 beautiful blonde blue-eyed babes. Tumbling into our seats, we were invincible. Plastering our way forward through empty roads and city streets, I’m reminiscent on stop signs and brake lights. I hear cherry red lips speak sensual words into my ear, whispers of achieving my goal. It’s stated eyes are windows to the soul, this is true because I could see it in the reflection of pupils, a single tree along with it. I turn my beer goggles quick enough to see this wasn’t a tanked-up nightmare but, the bark of a beast that makes no noise. I saw 2 beautiful blonde blue-eyed girls fly threw my windshield, I wonder what their moms will say. I got wrecked to wreck the lives of not only myself but of entire families and lives that weren’t even created yet. I’ll never know the wonders I killed, the hopes I stabbed, the dreams I cut down deeply into their veins and watched them bleed out. 30 somber minutes I spent finding nothing else to blame, it’s all on me, I was the drunk judge, jury and executioner. Now, I look to my left hand, wishing 4 sober hours ago, I could’ve saw it coming.
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Oct 26, 2012
Oct 26, 2012 at 10:41 PM UTC
Never Saw It Coming
I didn’t see it coming, It wasn’t set on my nightly planner. 4 sober hours ago seem so far away now. On my left hand, cherry red lipstick smug stains shows memories of a forgotten night that I’ll always have to regret. See, I only wish it was lipstick. Truthfully, I know that 2 hours and a 5th of ***** earlier I was all to worried about which girl I want to take home. Stumble 1 drunken hour later, keg stands and **** rips have me defying gravity and federal law. My beer googles are activated, I’m captivated with the idea of driving. 30 smashed minutes forward, I finally reach the forbidden fruit with 2 beautiful blonde blue-eyed babes. Tumbling into our seats, we were invincible. Plastering our way forward through empty roads and city streets, I’m reminiscent on stop signs and brake lights. I hear cherry red lips speak sensual words into my ear, whispers of achieving my goal. It’s stated eyes are windows to the soul, this is true because I could see it in the reflection of pupils, a single tree along with it. I turn my beer goggles quick enough to see this wasn’t a tanked-up nightmare but, the bark of a beast that makes no noise. I saw 2 beautiful blonde blue-eyed girls fly threw my windshield, I wonder what their moms will say. I got wrecked to wreck the lives of not only myself but of entire families and lives that weren’t even created yet. I’ll never know the wonders I killed, the hopes I stabbed, the dreams I cut down deeply into their veins and watched them bleed out. 30 somber minutes I spent finding nothing else to blame, it’s all on me, I was the drunk judge, jury and executioner. Now, I look to my left hand, wishing 4 sober hours ago, I could’ve saw it coming.
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burned skin charred eyes mangled bones patience running thin granite legs made to fall dusty gray matter inside the keg wanting to rise, wanting to drown what difference would it make? as a man he lay still as a lover he goes still
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Mar 18, 2018
Mar 18, 2018 at 9:26 AM UTC
Sanskrit
I get home. tired and hungry and so sick of school shoulders slouch with comfort, crossing the threshold between the public and my home. It's snack time. open the fridge and what do I find? what marvelous things, upon which to dine? a leg of chicken and a big *** of beans, say what you will, moms can be queens I chop up an onion splash! in the pan a dollop of oil [extra ****** man] add half a pepper, minus its seeds yum! I think I know what this needs A large pinch of cumin, a whole chicken leg and so many beans, if beer twould be keg then add some turmeric for fusion and flair splash of red wine, kids: we're almost there! I check in the freezer and Yes! I was right! almost a dozen tortillas in sight. I take out two, cuz they're pretty big I yodel with pleasure, as if at a shindig warm up the flatbreadz, and pile it on all of that chicken and beans and herbs from the lawn get in my tummy, get in there so fast that I dont realize I'm eating until I'm holding the last.
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Jan 6, 2011
Jan 6, 2011 at 8:23 PM UTC
Thursday Afternoon Snack
What I miss most about you is those hidden powder keg stand salmon net blood stained scaffold pirate rigging crumpled roof dense smoke cloud cabin dangerous flirtatious biker bar taunting staggering pool playing yellow and black liquid haze full on sensory assault adventures we both knew would never last
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Feb 25, 2014
Feb 25, 2014 at 10:45 AM UTC
Scaffold
Progress by Michael R. Burch There is no sense of urgency at the local Burger King. Birds and squirrels squabble outside for the last scraps of autumn: remnants of buns, goopy pulps of dill pickles, mucousy lettuce, sesame seeds. Inside, the workers all move with the same très-glamorous lethargy, conserving their energy, one assumes, for more pressing endeavors: concerts and proms, pep rallies, keg parties, reruns of Jenny McCarthy on MTV. The manager, as usual, is on the phone, talking to her boyfriend. She gently smiles, brushing back wisps of insouciant hair, ready for the cover of Glamour or Vogue. Through her filmy white blouse an indiscreet strap suspends a lace cup through which somehow the ****** still shows. Progress, we guess, ... and wait patiently in line, hoping the Pokémons hold out. NOTE: This poem is almost entirely fiction. There was a Pokemon craze when my son Jeremy was a little boy, and I did see birds and squirrels foraging in parking lots from time to time (and sometimes fed them myself from my car’s window), but everything else is fiction. On the rare occasions that I went to a Burger King, I would go through the drive-in, so I wouldn’t have known who the manager was, or how much time ***** spent on the phone. I think the poem probably started with the image of birds and squirrels squabbling for scraps of food in a parking lot as I waited in a line of slow-moving cars, then evolved as I imagined the hassle of going inside to “speed things up.” Keywords/Tags: America, Americana, American, culture, society, vanity, youth, progress, fast food, video games, Pokemon, MTV, music videos, glamour, models, supermodels, fashion, transparency, see-through, bra, breast, *******
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Apr 30, 2020
Apr 30, 2020 at 9:43 PM UTC
Progress
Progress by Michael R. Burch There is no sense of urgency at the local Burger King. Birds and squirrels squabble outside for the last scraps of autumn: remnants of buns, goopy pulps of dill pickles, mucousy lettuce, sesame seeds. Inside, the workers all move with the same très-glamorous lethargy, conserving their energy, one assumes, for more pressing endeavors: concerts and proms, pep rallies, keg parties, reruns of Jenny McCarthy on MTV. The manager, as usual, is on the phone, talking to her boyfriend. She gently smiles, brushing back wisps of insouciant hair, ready for the cover of Glamour or Vogue. Through her filmy white blouse an indiscreet strap suspends a lace cup through which somehow the ****** still shows. Progress, we guess, ... and wait patiently in line, hoping the Pokémons hold out. NOTE: This poem is almost entirely fiction. There was a Pokemon craze when my son Jeremy was a little boy, and I did see birds and squirrels foraging in parking lots from time to time (and sometimes fed them myself from my car’s window), but everything else is fiction. On the rare occasions that I went to a Burger King, I would go through the drive-in, so I wouldn’t have known who the manager was, or how much time ***** spent on the phone. I think the poem probably started with the image of birds and squirrels squabbling for scraps of food in a parking lot as I waited in a line of slow-moving cars, then evolved as I imagined the hassle of going inside to “speed things up.” Keywords/Tags: America, Americana, American, culture, society, vanity, youth, progress, fast food, video games, Pokemon, MTV, music videos, glamour, models, supermodels, fashion, transparency, see-through, bra, breast, *******
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In my homeland I would sit and drink wine I would look out over the coast, drink espresso in cafes, walk in mircowedges over cobblestone streets in tight brown pants and beautiful coats. I would cook and bake and love and read and write, i would kiss my Nonna's cheek and speak with my hands. But... This is not my homeland and I do not drink wine I drink beer from a keg, starbucks with pumpkin, and the coffee here is drunk sitting down. I don't look over a coast but a concrete jungle of noise and smells that aren't fragrant or delicious there is no kitchen for me to cook in my dorm and i wear nike shorts and bean boots and i feel this life is not a grand one My homeland is not this place and indeed, nothing like this place and for that, i am grateful
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Sep 30, 2015
Sep 30, 2015 at 5:53 PM UTC
Italia
Snow football I lived in western New York when I was a kid. We want to play football most of the time. So we started this thing called snow football. On Jan 14th, we would get together for my birthday. We would take a keg of beer to the football field. Then the game would start. Snow to our knees We would try to run. The first team to get to the goal. Would get to drink beer first. By the time it got dark. There was little snow on the ground. We would slide Or get buried in the snow. But the beer was cold and we enjoyed our game of snow football.
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Jan 12, 2016
Jan 12, 2016 at 4:28 PM UTC
Snow football
i am dripping wet, sitting on your lap after the keg party. i bounce off of you as you bounce off of the seat. "is your **** bleeding?" we laugh. we are soaked. i am soaked; so now you are, after trying so hard to dry. we were naked together, all of us, but especially 'us'. we were drinking whisky, canadian. and generic cola to match. cigarettes we rolled ourselves. and after i told you about my parents waking me up in the middle of the night when it was pouring, you said, "let's go smoke a cigarette on the back porch". let's walk in the rain for the next hour, the next decade, the next century, the next forever, infinity. "cheers, this is beautiful"
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Sep 23, 2012
Sep 23, 2012 at 3:28 AM UTC
skinny dipping
all eyes, all on me, all eyes, hanging all over me. milk the silence. fingertips trace the splintered podium. clear my throat, once, twice. "We shoulduh' seen this coming." great opener. **"Our end was scored by symphonies of sitcoms, reality television, coffeehouse blenders, and fanatical braking. Our pride in resilience was the spark that lit the powder keg. Foreigners couldn't stop us, for we stopped letting 'em in years ago. Time couldn't stop us, for our bodies are made of plastic, and words don't dent us, for our emotions are backed by the most stubborn of metals. We broke love when we were still young. All us boys were aiming for quick fixes, and all you girls were aiming for margarita mixes. Ladies decided they wanted to nest around the smoking age, and if they were attractive enough, us boys bit. We all got divorced. We all got into politics. Some of us died for a country, but none of us are sure why. Some of us ran from debt, some recorded folk songs on laptops, some sexed their way out, some drank themselves to death. We shoulduh' seen this coming. But we didn't, so that makes you and I, the idiots. The smart ones had foresight, and departed us early. Now we idiots look to the murderous sky, and wait."** all eyes, all on me, all eyes, hanging all over me. milk the silence. i raise my arms up, as though the crowd is crucifying me. they want to finish their burgers. they want to stroke each other's egos. they want to pass the blame on some distant land, and stick boots up ***** and wave a few flags. **"So civilization doesn't get to rust, it goes out in a flash and is carried away as dust. Mankind annihilates itself in a fit of boredom. Get stoked for the funeral pyre."** all eyes, all on the ground. all skin, all plastic skin did melt. all forgotten dreams, all torn from hidden seams. all the thin, the fat, the republican, the democrat, all the white, the black, the chinese, the arabs, the jews, the druggies, the christians, the monkeys, mtv stars, toilet seats, pamphlets, all the newsreels, dvds, collector's editions, suvs, all fuse together, all in one immaculate heat. no one even got a chance to applaud.
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Jul 30, 2010
Jul 30, 2010 at 9:57 PM UTC
Giving the Keynote at the Apocalypse
all eyes, all on me, all eyes, hanging all over me. milk the silence. fingertips trace the splintered podium. clear my throat, once, twice. "We shoulduh' seen this coming." great opener. **"Our end was scored by symphonies of sitcoms, reality television, coffeehouse blenders, and fanatical braking. Our pride in resilience was the spark that lit the powder keg. Foreigners couldn't stop us, for we stopped letting 'em in years ago. Time couldn't stop us, for our bodies are made of plastic, and words don't dent us, for our emotions are backed by the most stubborn of metals. We broke love when we were still young. All us boys were aiming for quick fixes, and all you girls were aiming for margarita mixes. Ladies decided they wanted to nest around the smoking age, and if they were attractive enough, us boys bit. We all got divorced. We all got into politics. Some of us died for a country, but none of us are sure why. Some of us ran from debt, some recorded folk songs on laptops, some sexed their way out, some drank themselves to death. We shoulduh' seen this coming. But we didn't, so that makes you and I, the idiots. The smart ones had foresight, and departed us early. Now we idiots look to the murderous sky, and wait."** all eyes, all on me, all eyes, hanging all over me. milk the silence. i raise my arms up, as though the crowd is crucifying me. they want to finish their burgers. they want to stroke each other's egos. they want to pass the blame on some distant land, and stick boots up ***** and wave a few flags. **"So civilization doesn't get to rust, it goes out in a flash and is carried away as dust. Mankind annihilates itself in a fit of boredom. Get stoked for the funeral pyre."** all eyes, all on the ground. all skin, all plastic skin did melt. all forgotten dreams, all torn from hidden seams. all the thin, the fat, the republican, the democrat, all the white, the black, the chinese, the arabs, the jews, the druggies, the christians, the monkeys, mtv stars, toilet seats, pamphlets, all the newsreels, dvds, collector's editions, suvs, all fuse together, all in one immaculate heat. no one even got a chance to applaud.
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**Full of charm, 'The Old Kings Arms'. appendage of my home a smiling face, a friendly place a venue that bids welcome. Ales on draught, cask or keg Irish stout or cider a glass of wine, from the vine all for the connoisseur drinker. Or should you fancy dining out for daily brunch or luncheon served while two, upon the menu you'll find a wide selection. Charm is seen, composure serene a smile by far the sweetest since time was rang, her name Joanne your Hostess with the most-est.** ...   ...   ...
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Jul 9, 2011
Jul 9, 2011 at 5:01 AM UTC
... Old Kings Arms [the] ...
when the world, was much younger and i was a stupid-crazy girl-ly-chick, enamoured with her youth. i drove, a sunshine, lemon, yellow bottomed, white pith on top combi van. coyly, cloyingly named Mello Martha. it was...surfboards and swimsuits, egg and bacon sangers, early morning breezes, after a blitz at the breadbox. before... changing into the structured, tortured baby, bank teller blues, in the back,doors left open. it was... rockin, knockin, *** on credit, to a promised future, alluded to, but postponed, for the moment. it was... bruised back and grazed knees, harder, deeper oh god! oh god! please... faster, fucken frenzies, on a saturday night. it was....running away to nowhere, to find myself, then finding me, running away from, the self i didn't want to know. noway, nowhere, nohow. it was... a barrel of monkeys, a barrel of laughs, a keg of beer, a box of wine, under the crowded stars. it was.... a roadtrip, up the coast, midnight bonfire, midnight munchies, playing hunches, exploring reefs and reefers and such. it was...far from family and church rules, a friendly rebellion, of loud, proud youth. totally and brazenly, uncouth it was... wham! and m.j. cindy and boy george's culture club ,paperlace, billy idol and the beach boys. sung with abandon, at spinal tap level eleven. it was... peaceful, quiet, sleeping grace. insanely in love with... i forgot his name. it was.... the birth of bodaciously me. all brass hair and bosoms, wild and carefree. it was ....so long ago, it was... yesterday night, when i saw... Mello Martha's identical twin, stopped at a traffic light. it was... sunshine and lemon, bitter and sweet, as she sailed off, down the street. i sat and watched, wist, full of recollect, far and away, from my presently minded place... sitting in, the driver's seat, of my mom-blue subaru.
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Jun 8, 2014
Jun 8, 2014 at 6:16 PM UTC
mellow martha(slightly explicit)
when the world, was much younger and i was a stupid-crazy girl-ly-chick, enamoured with her youth. i drove, a sunshine, lemon, yellow bottomed, white pith on top combi van. coyly, cloyingly named Mello Martha. it was...surfboards and swimsuits, egg and bacon sangers, early morning breezes, after a blitz at the breadbox. before... changing into the structured, tortured baby, bank teller blues, in the back,doors left open. it was... rockin, knockin, *** on credit, to a promised future, alluded to, but postponed, for the moment. it was... bruised back and grazed knees, harder, deeper oh god! oh god! please... faster, fucken frenzies, on a saturday night. it was....running away to nowhere, to find myself, then finding me, running away from, the self i didn't want to know. noway, nowhere, nohow. it was... a barrel of monkeys, a barrel of laughs, a keg of beer, a box of wine, under the crowded stars. it was.... a roadtrip, up the coast, midnight bonfire, midnight munchies, playing hunches, exploring reefs and reefers and such. it was...far from family and church rules, a friendly rebellion, of loud, proud youth. totally and brazenly, uncouth it was... wham! and m.j. cindy and boy george's culture club ,paperlace, billy idol and the beach boys. sung with abandon, at spinal tap level eleven. it was... peaceful, quiet, sleeping grace. insanely in love with... i forgot his name. it was.... the birth of bodaciously me. all brass hair and bosoms, wild and carefree. it was ....so long ago, it was... yesterday night, when i saw... Mello Martha's identical twin, stopped at a traffic light. it was... sunshine and lemon, bitter and sweet, as she sailed off, down the street. i sat and watched, wist, full of recollect, far and away, from my presently minded place... sitting in, the driver's seat, of my mom-blue subaru.
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what I want for father's day some years ago, in a dark hospital room we spoke, you recall, me asking to a lender be, take twenty years, I said, give them to her whose body invaded and was sleeping not from love or purposeful nobility, thinking simple that others, could use them better, and you listening, took but ten way I figure it that leaves at least ten and maybe much more, cause the best kept secret is the time and place you've arranged for us to meet, old friends greeting for the first time got what I need, done my deeds, writ poems enough so here is what I plead and desire come the mark on the calendar tomorrow, as if fatherhood didn't come with accountability and needed a notification special did my sums, have me square and close to breaking even, a perfect place to pause so take ten, take it all and put it, those years in a special reserve for those kids of kids, the ones who carry my genes, names and the burden of my words and the ones I just love for who they are someday the arising unknowns of a mighty judgement coming might require a special adjudication and you such a good record keeper, will recall this requested bequested, and draw down the special reserve we schemers have put aside in their names, in your name, in my name, and tap that keg of extra life in sickness and health, when they come asking that's not to much to ask...and oh yeah, Happy Father's Day to you too
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Jun 17, 2017
Jun 17, 2017 at 8:31 AM UTC
what I want for father's day