"keanu" poems - Hello Poetry

OG Rhi Rhi Up in this party Gettin wavey off JD Sippin on Bacardi Sportin sunnies inside The Matrix No look in Neo na see! So sick Keanu Reeves Got nuttin on me!

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Apr 5, 2015

Apr 5, 2015 at 12:54 PM UTC

rhianecdote

Smile and Get Waved Boys!

OG Rhi Rhi Up in this party Gettin wavey off JD Sippin on Bacardi Sportin sunnies inside The Matrix No look in Neo na see! So sick Keanu Reeves Got nuttin on me!

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to me the most attractive quality one can possibly possess is a brilliant witty sincere & even mildly childish sense of humor the Sad Keanu meme will never not be hilarious

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Feb 4, 2012

Feb 4, 2012 at 2:03 PM UTC

jml90

.comic relief.

to me the most attractive quality one can possibly possess is a brilliant witty sincere & even mildly childish sense of humor the Sad Keanu meme will never not be hilarious

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the markerboard on the fridge read: sleep tonight. the only thing i promised myself i'd do. the day went something like this: i woke up thirty minutes late, i made do with only washing my hair, ate an apple, yogurt, drank a cup, ****** myself to clear my head, ignored the neighbor as i stepped out the door. went to a dead-end, data-entry job, where the girls aren't pretty, nobody is funny, because everybody is a CPA and i'm not pleasant because i don't give a good ******* about the world of finance. the highlight of the workday (as it is everyday), was the break room chatter during lunch. the earth-shattering conversations revolved around: *how good the nutrisystem desserts taste, how there was low voter-turnout in the midterm, and how that one girl is a lesbian*. i got off work, ate a sandwich, a banana, put on sweatpants and a thrift store t-shirt. i wrapped some fitness contraption around my belly, whose sole purpose is to make my abdomen sweat profusely. no pretty girls at the fitness center. i got back to my apartment. wrote some phony poetry full of half-baked sentiment for no worthwhile reason. i smoked. i watched a foreign film, but couldn't find my glasses. meaning: *i have no ******* clue what the plot was about*. i went to the gas station. made small talk with the long haired indian man. i bought two smirnoff 40s. something about smirnoff gives me really cohesive dreams. my roommate tried to give me a lecture. i told him christ was a myth. a simple summation of earlier religious figures. slammed the door, lit some incense called ***** i fell asleep, woke up an hour later in a fright. turned on the fan, lit some more ***** closed my eyes, and dreamt a complex novel, containing: *me missing church, my mom calling me, getting lost in canada, finding my way back to my hometown only to find two dudes with heavy machine guns killing everyone in the cozy, local shops, then somehow i got a line in a movie directed by none other than keanu reeves*. at least i finally got some sleep.

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Jul 28, 2010

Jul 28, 2010 at 6:21 PM UTC

jj-hutton

7/26

the markerboard on the fridge read: sleep tonight. the only thing i promised myself i'd do. the day went something like this: i woke up thirty minutes late, i made do with only washing my hair, ate an apple, yogurt, drank a cup, ****** myself to clear my head, ignored the neighbor as i stepped out the door. went to a dead-end, data-entry job, where the girls aren't pretty, nobody is funny, because everybody is a CPA and i'm not pleasant because i don't give a good ******* about the world of finance. the highlight of the workday (as it is everyday), was the break room chatter during lunch. the earth-shattering conversations revolved around: *how good the nutrisystem desserts taste, how there was low voter-turnout in the midterm, and how that one girl is a lesbian*. i got off work, ate a sandwich, a banana, put on sweatpants and a thrift store t-shirt. i wrapped some fitness contraption around my belly, whose sole purpose is to make my abdomen sweat profusely. no pretty girls at the fitness center. i got back to my apartment. wrote some phony poetry full of half-baked sentiment for no worthwhile reason. i smoked. i watched a foreign film, but couldn't find my glasses. meaning: *i have no ******* clue what the plot was about*. i went to the gas station. made small talk with the long haired indian man. i bought two smirnoff 40s. something about smirnoff gives me really cohesive dreams. my roommate tried to give me a lecture. i told him christ was a myth. a simple summation of earlier religious figures. slammed the door, lit some incense called ***** i fell asleep, woke up an hour later in a fright. turned on the fan, lit some more ***** closed my eyes, and dreamt a complex novel, containing: *me missing church, my mom calling me, getting lost in canada, finding my way back to my hometown only to find two dudes with heavy machine guns killing everyone in the cozy, local shops, then somehow i got a line in a movie directed by none other than keanu reeves*. at least i finally got some sleep.

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The dress was blue and black, life is really short, I don't always get drunk but when I do I go to church. Is Keanu Reeves a vampire, or is he a time traveller? They told me to change my ways and I don't remember what I did then.

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May 21, 2021

May 21, 2021 at 11:02 PM UTC

TryingMeOut

Random 1

The dress was blue and black, life is really short, I don't always get drunk but when I do I go to church. Is Keanu Reeves a vampire, or is he a time traveller? They told me to change my ways and I don't remember what I did then.

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i hate your nose and your lips and your voice and your acting and your beard shut up keanu reeves

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Feb 25, 2015

Feb 25, 2015 at 5:48 PM UTC

liam-kleinberg

a poem about keanu reeves

i hate your nose and your lips and your voice and your acting and your beard shut up keanu reeves

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Is the pain in your eyes Why is that ? When you smile, your smile not flashing in eyes Why your smile wrapped me in pain What are you sad If ever you meet me So i want to ask you Your sorrow Your pain Your painful tears I want ask about them all You seem to be alone in the Warcraft You'll dwell alone I feel your pain myself My desire is that to remove your suffering I hold your and want to take off your all distress in my own I want to winding your tears to my eyelashes I want to change your sad smile in happiness I hold your hand i'll visit you the world of the lights and brights Where you'll forget the darkness of sorrow I just wanted You always happy in all circumstances You to be happy every second, every minute, every time Doesn't pass any sorrow to touch you I am praying to God God bless you every joy of your life And fill your heart with joy

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May 12, 2015

May 12, 2015 at 1:19 PM UTC

sabamughal

Sad Keanu Reeves ( hollywood actor )

Is the pain in your eyes Why is that ? When you smile, your smile not flashing in eyes Why your smile wrapped me in pain What are you sad If ever you meet me So i want to ask you Your sorrow Your pain Your painful tears I want ask about them all You seem to be alone in the Warcraft You'll dwell alone I feel your pain myself My desire is that to remove your suffering I hold your and want to take off your all distress in my own I want to winding your tears to my eyelashes I want to change your sad smile in happiness I hold your hand i'll visit you the world of the lights and brights Where you'll forget the darkness of sorrow I just wanted You always happy in all circumstances You to be happy every second, every minute, every time Doesn't pass any sorrow to touch you I am praying to God God bless you every joy of your life And fill your heart with joy

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*Keanu, salvum fac pópulum tuum. et benedic hæreditati tuæ; Dona ad victoriam imperator, super hostes eorum. et ex quo imperium tuum, habitationem tuam substravisti.*

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Nov 27, 2019

Nov 27, 2019 at 6:48 AM UTC

dr_giallio

Keanu, salvum fac pópulum tuum.

*Keanu, salvum fac pópulum tuum. et benedic hæreditati tuæ; Dona ad victoriam imperator, super hostes eorum. et ex quo imperium tuum, habitationem tuam substravisti.*

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There's sweat on my brow There's thrill in my throat Clenching the wheel White knuckles beneath these black gloves Strapped in for the long haul Strapped in for more MPH than most long for It's a heroine that needs no injection The ******* that needs no snorting Foot to the floor Speed becomes the mistress And with each and every person I pass Her and I pull closer And she lets me lead.

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May 6, 2014

May 6, 2014 at 2:01 PM UTC

m-clement

Keanu Reeves

There's sweat on my brow There's thrill in my throat Clenching the wheel White knuckles beneath these black gloves Strapped in for the long haul Strapped in for more MPH than most long for It's a heroine that needs no injection The ******* that needs no snorting Foot to the floor Speed becomes the mistress And with each and every person I pass Her and I pull closer And she lets me lead.

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Give me a dollar And I'll make something of it. Give me your time And I'll waste it. Staring down the red pill and the blue pill. Trying to decide between nothing and everything. Making sure the Dread Pirate Roberts doesn't drink his own poison. There is no hand I would least rather die at Than my own.

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Nov 22, 2017

Nov 22, 2017 at 3:49 AM UTC

yano

A Review Of The First Matrix Movie Starring Keanu Reeves

Give me a dollar And I'll make something of it. Give me your time And I'll waste it. Staring down the red pill and the blue pill. Trying to decide between nothing and everything. Making sure the Dread Pirate Roberts doesn't drink his own poison. There is no hand I would least rather die at Than my own.

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Always the loser, never the star. Always bullied, always ignored. One day, he finds a SQUIP. Says it'll help him be more chill. Sound familiar? Here's the trick: SQUIP is Keanu? Well, who cares? It will help, Heere the Loser Be more chill. "That's... a girl's shirt." Here, just follow my lead! "So, come here often?" "N-yes!" Mr. Jeremy, just, say what I do! "So, who is this chick?" "Madeline Miller. She's... French." "No she isn't, she just fakes it!" Nice going Hamlet. Be more chill. It's suddenly Halloween. How'd it go by so quick? Seems like just yesterday, He'd been ignored. Suddenly, he wasn't so forgotten. He has a girlfriend, Who loves him for him. Her best friend though- Is on a mission. What happened at the party? Some may ask. It's complicated, though, I'll tell you a flash. Chloe kissed Jeremy. Then did Jake, Christine lost Jake. And... "Rich set a fire!" "He knew he was gay!" "He fled to Bombay!" Stop the rumors! Stop the taunts! Stop it! Stop it! What the hell? Is it seriously the play? Seems like just yesterday, "Rich melted his head!" "This is too good for a **** school play!" "They've all been SQUIP'd..." "Am I bi...?" "How bad are the rumors?" "Michael, here to save the day!" Find the Red. Luckily he's so old school Drinks discontinued drinks...! "Michael!" Voices are gone...? How could that be? "Hey Christine?" "Lunch, just you and me?" That is the end, Of this happy tale. Now finally, They're all living free.

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Apr 9, 2018

Apr 9, 2018 at 9:27 AM UTC

NoLongerADrip

Be More Chill

Always the loser, never the star. Always bullied, always ignored. One day, he finds a SQUIP. Says it'll help him be more chill. Sound familiar? Here's the trick: SQUIP is Keanu? Well, who cares? It will help, Heere the Loser Be more chill. "That's... a girl's shirt." Here, just follow my lead! "So, come here often?" "N-yes!" Mr. Jeremy, just, say what I do! "So, who is this chick?" "Madeline Miller. She's... French." "No she isn't, she just fakes it!" Nice going Hamlet. Be more chill. It's suddenly Halloween. How'd it go by so quick? Seems like just yesterday, He'd been ignored. Suddenly, he wasn't so forgotten. He has a girlfriend, Who loves him for him. Her best friend though- Is on a mission. What happened at the party? Some may ask. It's complicated, though, I'll tell you a flash. Chloe kissed Jeremy. Then did Jake, Christine lost Jake. And... "Rich set a fire!" "He knew he was gay!" "He fled to Bombay!" Stop the rumors! Stop the taunts! Stop it! Stop it! What the hell? Is it seriously the play? Seems like just yesterday, "Rich melted his head!" "This is too good for a **** school play!" "They've all been SQUIP'd..." "Am I bi...?" "How bad are the rumors?" "Michael, here to save the day!" Find the Red. Luckily he's so old school Drinks discontinued drinks...! "Michael!" Voices are gone...? How could that be? "Hey Christine?" "Lunch, just you and me?" That is the end, Of this happy tale. Now finally, They're all living free.

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"Keanu Reeves, eh?" as the Canadians say his hair is ravens

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Jan 23, 2015

Jan 23, 2015 at 10:40 PM UTC

glassReader

KeanuReeves

"Keanu Reeves, eh?" as the Canadians say his hair is ravens

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My communication skills are as bad as my handwriting is. But my kisses are as good as my intentions, so you can go ahead and place your smile onto my lips. Too often the pronunciation of your name is mistaken for Keanu Reeves’ character in The Matrix. I dug my own grave right after the masquerade, but when you came along, I swear everything had changed. I tossed the shovel to the ground and began searching for better days in a city where we both wanted to safe and sound. We shared our first kiss over pizza, a bottle of red wine and sporadic bursts of love and laughter. I may have lost your love, but I haven’t lost all the wonderful words I still have to write about love. In the beginning, I always hoped that this love would have a happy ending. But it only ended in me writing poems about how we both lost out on this wonderful love.

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Nov 2, 2019

Nov 2, 2019 at 3:57 PM UTC

kaleidoscope-prhyme

NEO

My communication skills are as bad as my handwriting is. But my kisses are as good as my intentions, so you can go ahead and place your smile onto my lips. Too often the pronunciation of your name is mistaken for Keanu Reeves’ character in The Matrix. I dug my own grave right after the masquerade, but when you came along, I swear everything had changed. I tossed the shovel to the ground and began searching for better days in a city where we both wanted to safe and sound. We shared our first kiss over pizza, a bottle of red wine and sporadic bursts of love and laughter. I may have lost your love, but I haven’t lost all the wonderful words I still have to write about love. In the beginning, I always hoped that this love would have a happy ending. But it only ended in me writing poems about how we both lost out on this wonderful love.

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Hi Aishwarya, very very hearty congratulations!! You deserve this As much as we recruiters deserve success After burning the midnight oil For months and months Of you I'm so proud Of course, always have I known That, extremely talented are you Not to mention, dedicated and hardworking Nevertheless, quite the feather in your cap this is And gives you bragging rights, it does!! From "Jagame Thanthiram" to "Archana 31 Not Out" And from "Gatta Kusthi" to "King of Kotha" Always, have I been enamoured By your ability to act in a variety of roles AND play them all to perfection By your expressions Which change as frequently As a chameleon changes its colours And finally By your utterly bewitching beauty and charm Something that can be replicated not Even by the most celebrated divas of Bollywood!! An amazing actress are you And an even better human being Nicer than Keanu Reeves More humble than Johnny Depp And at the same time Extremely outspoken and brutally frank There ain't nothing That you can achieve not I endeth on this note You are under arrest For the crime of stealing my heart!!

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Oct 31, 2023

Oct 31, 2023 at 3:31 AM UTC

Ashwinkumar1989

Hearty Congratulations, Aishwarya

Hi Aishwarya, very very hearty congratulations!! You deserve this As much as we recruiters deserve success After burning the midnight oil For months and months Of you I'm so proud Of course, always have I known That, extremely talented are you Not to mention, dedicated and hardworking Nevertheless, quite the feather in your cap this is And gives you bragging rights, it does!! From "Jagame Thanthiram" to "Archana 31 Not Out" And from "Gatta Kusthi" to "King of Kotha" Always, have I been enamoured By your ability to act in a variety of roles AND play them all to perfection By your expressions Which change as frequently As a chameleon changes its colours And finally By your utterly bewitching beauty and charm Something that can be replicated not Even by the most celebrated divas of Bollywood!! An amazing actress are you And an even better human being Nicer than Keanu Reeves More humble than Johnny Depp And at the same time Extremely outspoken and brutally frank There ain't nothing That you can achieve not I endeth on this note You are under arrest For the crime of stealing my heart!!

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Sep 27, 2021

Sep 27, 2021 at 10:09 PM UTC

big-virge

“Truth Speaking” ... A Poem written by Big Virge 6/5/2021

Now Dealing In Truth Speaking’s... NOT Something For Weaklings... !!! You’ve Got To Be STRONG... When What You Speak Upon... Are Subjects Where Truth... Tend To Upset The Crews... Who Like To Make Claims... That They Aren’t Afraid... To Hear Talk That’s Straight... !!! So Yes That Means FAKES... Who’ll QUICKLY FORSAKE... The Truth To Make GAINS... In... DEVIOUS Ways... !!! Just Like These Females... Who’d Rather Hear FABLES... That DO NOT Unstable... And Make Them Feel STALE... !!! Because They NO LONGER... Are Told That They’re HOTTER... Then... Suicide Bombers... !!! That Line Was A SHOCKER... !!! Like TRUTH That Hits Heads... Who Just CANNOT ACCEPT... The TRUTH About How... Their Actions Are FOUL... !!! So... Resort To SCOWLS... And Acting Like Hounds... When LIES Are What’s Found... To Come Out of Their Mouths... !!! TRUTH SPEAKING RESOUNDS... So HURTS Modern Day Clowns... !!! And Causes Their Brains... To REACT In Ways... That Cause Them To Make... Statements That Are Lame... Then Suddenly HATE... Is What They Display... !!! Because The TRUTH HURTS... And DISTURBS Their Nerves... !!! Truth Speaking CONCERNS... These People Like Verse... That Comes From Big Virge... !!! Because I DON’T Deal... In Words That Conceal... The Way That I Feel... !!! It’s Caused Me To Lose... Some ***** And Tunes... That Really Were COOL... !!! But Speaking The TRUTH... Is Just What I DO... !!! And Sometimes Has Proved... To Protect Me From Fools... And Idiots... TOO... !!! Truth Speaking Is GOOD... Don’t Get It Confused... !!! It QUICKLY Gives PROOF... of Who’s... REALLY Who... !!! Cos' LIARS For HIRE... Will QUICKLY RETIRE... When Truth Speaking FIRES... At Them Like Gunfighters... Who Take DEADLY AIM... !!! That OPENS The Veins... of The LIES They Maintain... !!! You See I’m Like SHANE... !!! I Leave LIARS PLEADING... Cos’ My Weapon’s Truth Speaking... !!! NO Time For Deceiving... Or Falsified Teachings... In My Spoken Word Readings... That Deal In REVEALING... The TRUTH To These WEAKLINGS... Who Quickly Catch FEELINGS... !!! When Their FALLACIES... And... HYPOCRISY... Are QUICKLY EXPOSED... In TRUTH SPEAKING Zones... !!! These LIARS Claim Thrones... Until TRUTHFUL Quotes... Do MORE Than Rock Domes... !!! They SHATTER Their Bones... And Quickly Take Hold... of Their POOR Broken Souls... !!! They’re Just Like Star Wars Clones... Who Will LIE Til' Their Told... To TURN On... Their OWN... !!! So Truth Speakers... NO... !!! They’re The WORST Kind of Foe... Because What They Hold... Is The Truth Like A DEVIL... Who ADVOCATES Levels... of LYING For DOUGH... And Power That Brokes'... Just Like... AL PACINO... !!! Keanu Reeves Knows... !!! That When You’re Deceiving... Your Soul Becomes Weakened... Just Like Cheating DEMONS... !!! Who TRULY Are WEAKLINGS... !!! UNLIKE Those Whose Dealings... And Movements Are STEEPED In... The STRENGTH And The POWER... That Comes From.... .... “ TRUTH SPEAKING “....

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