mr ronald speckleton, the 1100s magician
you see in the 1100s, there was this man named ronald speckle ton, who to a lot of people
was a real joker, right from the tender age of 1, he’s the son of peter and prue, who were
too ****** realistic , and in those days realistic was a big thing with no TV an d all.
robert through every day of he teased his mum and dad with silly little practical jokes,
he also put cuffs on his hands and said the police have me in their horse and cart,
can you save me mummy and daddy and then said, the bushrangers have me kidnapped
in their cave, save me, and his father got out the snippers, and boy was he angry, but ronald was having fun
doing this, and, yes, it was under his parents expensive, ronald joined stage coach road trips to try and be noticed
and everyone laughed at his jokes, thinking he was a funny dude, he was a good magician for 5 generations
all of ronald’s friends thought of ronald as being a fun loving guy, who loves the world of magic
and ronald would do clown shows to all of his chums, and all the kids and members of the general public loved him
ronald tried to pull a rabbit out of his hat, it never worked, and the crowd yelled out boooo hiiis boooo hiisss
and ronalds friends and parents said it’s over, but it was fun while it lasted, but ronald was determined to make his magic happen
and then his friends said, how about if you can put on a regular show for the king, and and ronalds best friend roslyn resin
was given the title of girl being cut in a box, you see roslyn would get in the box, and ronald would put swords in
the box, and yell, abracadabra and roslyn walks away unharmed, and the townsfolk who don’t believe in magic
and then, roslyn resin and brendan schultz were dragged by ronald down to the sea, where ronald tied them up
and threw them in the lake and yelled out ABRACADABRA, but they never escaped, because there was no such thing as magic
both these kids died. when ronalds parents found out about the body in box experiment, they drove the stage coach away from this weird life, saying ronald
isn’t ready, and they moved into this town where everyone liked ronald except for this bully who hated ronald because, he was brendan schmaltz’s little brother
ronald was determined to get these tough kids to like him, so he showed him his magic tricks, but brendan’s brother said, he will tie you up
and leave you in the ocean, and ronald said, how about we play a game called tie the bully up, but as ronald tried to touch brendan’s brother
he said, get off me ya little freak, and the next day ronald and all his chums were brine watched by a weird predator, who has plans to lock them in his old fashioned dungeon
and then at the stroke of midnight ronald and all his chums were ******* in a stage coach and driven to the mt georgia volcano, as hot as a
giant oven and ronald escaped from the stage coach just as they stopped, and because there were only 2 people who driving, so ronald ran back up the road, and after two weeks
ronald arrived at his parents den, saying, the other kids were thrown at the volcano and that christmas, when ronald was 12, a man dressed up as santa
kidnapped and murdered ronald, and cut ronalds head off, and threw him to the sharks, and the head was being brought to the stern of the ship, and
i believe the only thing that died in ronald iwas the body, the should will be passed onto each earth body year by year, now, the should is in his latest life, ME
totally cool dude
