"iffin" poems
"Well,
do good, but also do well.
Listen well. Live well. Eat well. Love well. Mean well.
Speak and read well. Should'ya write, write **** well.
Oh, and one more thing: iffin' yer fixin' t'be dressin' well,
be sure to dress real fuckin' well."
Jan 8, 2016
Jan 8, 2016 at 9:25 AM UTC
I saddle up my iron
at the small of my back
under my t-shirt
above, my *** crack
I hope and I pray
that'll never be drawn
40 S&W the weapon
that I've always worn
Hollow of point
plus P, iffin I can
need only one shot
an expert, I am
I work in a business
not always safe and assured
I like to have options
for the risks I've incurred
Be sure of your targets
something I always say
as that's just safest
when guns are in play
Dec 10, 2018
Dec 10, 2018 at 12:19 AM UTC
Zzzzzzz
Huh? Why? When? Where?
you know better Billy
wakin me up afore three
what is yer needin boy?
hope it ain't nothing from me
where the hell is yor Mama?
is she still at her second job?
let me know when she's home
dinner is corn off the cob
that's iffin I get offa my keister
and there aint no beer in the fridge
*** too tellin your older sister
to pick up some brews and some cigs
well get er done there now boy
don't bother me till she gets back
cuz no matter what when or why
my beauty sleep now's offa the track
*** them dogs too quit barkin
or I swear I'll be tanning your hide
get the clothes in the laundry
and the ones on the line, *** inside
cuz I'm just a slobberin swine
wife is workin two jobs for awhile
no greater dumb *** you'll find
doin a dbl helpin of nothing
un-goin the un-extra mile
Mar 19, 2018
Mar 19, 2018 at 2:56 PM UTC
I'll be your devil iffin ya want
on a **** happy jaunt
Down to the nethers
no whips chains, but feathers
Just say that you will
or you won't
I'll do anything that you like
a sensual ******** spike
Grinding and sliding
ridden or riding
Just say that you do
or you don't
Mar 15, 2018
Mar 15, 2018 at 8:47 AM UTC