Zzzzzzz
Huh? Why? When? Where?
you know better Billy
wakin me up afore three
what is yer needin boy?
hope it ain't nothing from me
where the hell is yor Mama?
is she still at her second job?
let me know when she's home
dinner is corn off the cob
that's iffin I get offa my keister
and there aint no beer in the fridge
*** too tellin your older sister
to pick up some brews and some cigs
well get er done there now boy
don't bother me till she gets back
cuz no matter what when or why
my beauty sleep now's offa the track
*** them dogs too quit barkin
or I swear I'll be tanning your hide
get the clothes in the laundry
and the ones on the line, *** inside
cuz I'm just a slobberin swine
wife is workin two jobs for awhile
no greater dumb *** you'll find
doin a dbl helpin of nothing
un-goin the un-extra mile
Mar 19, 2018
Mar 19, 2018 at 2:56 PM UTC
Zzzzzzz
Huh? Why? When? Where?
you know better Billy
wakin me up afore three
what is yer needin boy?
hope it ain't nothing from me
where the hell is yor Mama?
is she still at her second job?
let me know when she's home
dinner is corn off the cob
that's iffin I get offa my keister
and there aint no beer in the fridge
*** too tellin your older sister
to pick up some brews and some cigs
well get er done there now boy
don't bother me till she gets back
cuz no matter what when or why
my beauty sleep now's offa the track
*** them dogs too quit barkin
or I swear I'll be tanning your hide
get the clothes in the laundry
and the ones on the line, *** inside
cuz I'm just a slobberin swine
wife is workin two jobs for awhile
no greater dumb *** you'll find
doin a dbl helpin of nothing
un-goin the un-extra mile
****Disclaimer***
It is not the intent of the author in any way shape or form to disparage the name "Stan", I picked it outta the air so to speak ;D
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