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your little voice Over the wires came leaping and i felt suddenly dizzy With the jostling and shouting of merry flowers wee skipping high-heeled flames courtesied before my eyes or twinkling over to my side Looked up with impertinently exquisite faces floating hands were laid upon me I was whirled and tossed into delicious dancing up Up with the pale important stars and the Humorous moon dear girl How i was crazy how i cried when i heard over time and tide and death leaping Sweetly your voice
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Your Little Voice
I am a stranger to myself. I do not know how to be gentle, compassionate, or loving, to any part of myself. I have always been able to present myself well in most public situations, be it work, school, parental obligations, parties. I can be calm and level-headed. I am able to problem solve in logical and intelligent ways. I can be humorous and glamorous when need be. But it seems as though that power and confidence, that grace and strength, is only a mask. I now have more days when that mask feels heavy. And when I lack the strength to put it on, I have to hide myself. And I’ve been hiding a lot lately. I hid yesterday. I am hiding today. I hear the words of care that others speak, but they don’t feel real to me. Sometimes I can accept their words while knowing that they do not realize that I am a disgusting person who deserves to be treated badly. They see what I want them to see. I watch them interact with the humorous Nita, the intelligent Nita, and I watch it all from the outside. I want so much more for myself. Who is this Nita that is respected by so many? I want to be loved and to feel love. I want to be free from the father and the host body. I desperately wish to be free from them, and not just in a surface way. I want them out of me forever. My soul cries out for kindness and gentleness and yet when it is offered I cannot accept it. I want to be respected and loved and yet I do not know how to love or respect myself. I know how to pretend. I wrote the book on how to hide your feelings. I know how to smile, I know how to laugh. I know that I have been given gifts but I don’t know how to use them. And the ones who were abused, ***** assaulted, degraded… they are afraid to dream that there is more to life than this. They cannot fathom that there exists a world where they can be loved in a gentle way, touched in a way that does not hurt. They stopped dreaming a long time ago. I want to stop fighting so hard, so much of the time...fighting myself, the therapist the fighting stubborn one just comes out in full-force at any perceived threat and I want her to stop fighting when there is no reason to fight. I want to learn to trust in myself and others. I want the chaos and confusion inside my mind to clear and I want some sense of cohesiveness and togetherness inside of me. I want to believe that there is more to life than pretending behind an illusion of imaginary togetherness... more than just feeling ashamed and degraded. I want to trust that I am allowed to heal. I want to believe that I am worth the time and the effort it is taking, and the pain I endure every day. I want to believe that I am not what they said I am, that real love actually exists, and that I am worthy of receiving it. And even as I write this, there is that voice inside speaking to me, "But what if you're not worthy, Nita? What if you are what they said?" She is a big part of me~ she has a loud voice. And if I don't believe in myself... how can I convince that part of me that I am good and I am worthy?
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Aug 4, 2013
Aug 4, 2013 at 5:29 AM UTC
I know so much ~ but I do not know myself
I am a stranger to myself. I do not know how to be gentle, compassionate, or loving, to any part of myself. I have always been able to present myself well in most public situations, be it work, school, parental obligations, parties. I can be calm and level-headed. I am able to problem solve in logical and intelligent ways. I can be humorous and glamorous when need be. But it seems as though that power and confidence, that grace and strength, is only a mask. I now have more days when that mask feels heavy. And when I lack the strength to put it on, I have to hide myself. And I’ve been hiding a lot lately. I hid yesterday. I am hiding today. I hear the words of care that others speak, but they don’t feel real to me. Sometimes I can accept their words while knowing that they do not realize that I am a disgusting person who deserves to be treated badly. They see what I want them to see. I watch them interact with the humorous Nita, the intelligent Nita, and I watch it all from the outside. I want so much more for myself. Who is this Nita that is respected by so many? I want to be loved and to feel love. I want to be free from the father and the host body. I desperately wish to be free from them, and not just in a surface way. I want them out of me forever. My soul cries out for kindness and gentleness and yet when it is offered I cannot accept it. I want to be respected and loved and yet I do not know how to love or respect myself. I know how to pretend. I wrote the book on how to hide your feelings. I know how to smile, I know how to laugh. I know that I have been given gifts but I don’t know how to use them. And the ones who were abused, ***** assaulted, degraded… they are afraid to dream that there is more to life than this. They cannot fathom that there exists a world where they can be loved in a gentle way, touched in a way that does not hurt. They stopped dreaming a long time ago. I want to stop fighting so hard, so much of the time...fighting myself, the therapist the fighting stubborn one just comes out in full-force at any perceived threat and I want her to stop fighting when there is no reason to fight. I want to learn to trust in myself and others. I want the chaos and confusion inside my mind to clear and I want some sense of cohesiveness and togetherness inside of me. I want to believe that there is more to life than pretending behind an illusion of imaginary togetherness... more than just feeling ashamed and degraded. I want to trust that I am allowed to heal. I want to believe that I am worth the time and the effort it is taking, and the pain I endure every day. I want to believe that I am not what they said I am, that real love actually exists, and that I am worthy of receiving it. And even as I write this, there is that voice inside speaking to me, "But what if you're not worthy, Nita? What if you are what they said?" She is a big part of me~ she has a loud voice. And if I don't believe in myself... how can I convince that part of me that I am good and I am worthy?
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Such a humorous man A kindhearted soul His fame it does seem Had taken it's toll All his money and fame Could not bring him peace Behind laughs and smiles Lay his demons , his beast The world a little dimmer With another bright star gone We'll definitely miss him Though the world will move on
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Aug 13, 2014
Aug 13, 2014 at 8:35 PM UTC
Shooting Star (gone too soon)
the frustration I had after failing to bring myself to ****** for the tenth time this past week makes me more furious than depressed seriously my *** drive has always been high as soon as I got over the shame society places on women for enjoying their sexuality I have always used ************ as a release relieves stress leaves me relaxed and content or should I say, left me feeling that way usually it was once a day fairly frequent but, it matched my *** drive's needs what the **** is wrong with me I have tried imagining, watching, reading, looking at every form of erotica that exists I have searched through everything I can find from **** ****** stories, comics and my search history will let you know that I've searched everything from **** to ****** to interracial lesbian forced ******* and things worse than that e v e r y t h i n g used to take me, oh, I dunno maybe three minutes with my ******** after around an hour is when I give up now I even bought a different ******** NO RELEASE NO PASSION GONE what is WRONG WITH ME oh yeah - depression I mean I knew it was bad when video games no longer had appeal that was enough games have been a passion and a hobby of mine since I was five the other hobby I started a bit older than five but you stole that one, too after depression beat the **** out of me on Tuesday I thought that was it thought since the next morning I awoke without the urge to **** myself it was over nope you have robbed me of the simplest things in my life that give me pleasure no more wriggling moaning spasming the tingling sensation that starts in my toes and makes its way up the length of my body the warmness that follows with it the satisfaction slight smile snuggly sleepy post ****** me I miss her give her back I miss my life give it back this isn't ME for ***** sake! I am a ****** witty humorous creature full of passion looking for opportunities to get myself off! not this depressed apathetic vessel without soul. you won't stop until you have everything in my life you won't stop until you put my soul in your mouth chew grind crush it your saliva breaks me down spit me out please I am fighting for you to cough me up regurgitate the essence of me let me put myself back inside this body please please no you won't stop you will eat my soul until ever fiber protein ounce of health I had is now inside of you, depression cold-hearted *****
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Feb 19, 2016
Feb 19, 2016 at 6:10 AM UTC
************ VIDEO GAMES AND DEPRESSION
the frustration I had after failing to bring myself to ****** for the tenth time this past week makes me more furious than depressed seriously my *** drive has always been high as soon as I got over the shame society places on women for enjoying their sexuality I have always used ************ as a release relieves stress leaves me relaxed and content or should I say, left me feeling that way usually it was once a day fairly frequent but, it matched my *** drive's needs what the **** is wrong with me I have tried imagining, watching, reading, looking at every form of erotica that exists I have searched through everything I can find from **** ****** stories, comics and my search history will let you know that I've searched everything from **** to ****** to interracial lesbian forced ******* and things worse than that e v e r y t h i n g used to take me, oh, I dunno maybe three minutes with my ******** after around an hour is when I give up now I even bought a different ******** NO RELEASE NO PASSION GONE what is WRONG WITH ME oh yeah - depression I mean I knew it was bad when video games no longer had appeal that was enough games have been a passion and a hobby of mine since I was five the other hobby I started a bit older than five but you stole that one, too after depression beat the **** out of me on Tuesday I thought that was it thought since the next morning I awoke without the urge to **** myself it was over nope you have robbed me of the simplest things in my life that give me pleasure no more wriggling moaning spasming the tingling sensation that starts in my toes and makes its way up the length of my body the warmness that follows with it the satisfaction slight smile snuggly sleepy post ****** me I miss her give her back I miss my life give it back this isn't ME for ***** sake! I am a ****** witty humorous creature full of passion looking for opportunities to get myself off! not this depressed apathetic vessel without soul. you won't stop until you have everything in my life you won't stop until you put my soul in your mouth chew grind crush it your saliva breaks me down spit me out please I am fighting for you to cough me up regurgitate the essence of me let me put myself back inside this body please please no you won't stop you will eat my soul until ever fiber protein ounce of health I had is now inside of you, depression cold-hearted *****
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Many of the most profound pieces of poetry May not have been dreamed and transferred In particular manners professional, And many of the most practiced writers May not have been as noble nor indicative As their readers would imagine and preach. This concern thus produces a humorous conclusion That through probability, possibility, and realism, Many of the greatest and most inspiring words Passed down to our misguided generation, May have been conceived, scribbled, and explored From the humble origins of atop a toilet.
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Apr 6, 2016
Apr 6, 2016 at 11:39 PM UTC
"Atop a Toilet"
Home bound after work near 12:30 am just a few minutes from checking my email then retiring as us old folks like to call it from the North side of route 7 at a slight angle there and gone in half a second was the biggest meteor I've ever seen if that's what it was so big that I slowed and listened for a boom but nothing came I have no idea how far it went before touching down but this isn't about the meteor this is about the fact that when I got home and thought about who I would tell... there was no one that came to mind I've seen so much crazy **** in my life that the stories have grown old even the new ones I breathed life into a dead woman one morning then faced the fact that I couldn't save another hit by a truck on my way home just after midnight on the day before the great Russian meteor I saw 2 objects in the sky on fire and not moving... in broad daylight I've been touched and spoken to by spirits or ghosts or phantoms take your pick I saw 3000 people sacrificed in the name of what? and as a child I witnessed a president murdered by those supposed to follow him I've grown to see the young know nothing of that last President who actually had a vision and a spine and when I quietly leave this life there will be little to note... a brief glance of my obituary by a few sad souls I often think of a quote I heard as a young man by a comedian; George Gobel who was on the 'Tonight Show' Dean Martin and Bob Hope were also on that show and unknown to George, Dean was flipping his cigarette ashes in George's drink as he was telling his humorous stories this caused the laughs to come out of sequence...and finally a confused George said; 'Did you ever feel like the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?'
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Aug 9, 2016
Aug 9, 2016 at 11:37 PM UTC
brown shoes
Home bound after work near 12:30 am just a few minutes from checking my email then retiring as us old folks like to call it from the North side of route 7 at a slight angle there and gone in half a second was the biggest meteor I've ever seen if that's what it was so big that I slowed and listened for a boom but nothing came I have no idea how far it went before touching down but this isn't about the meteor this is about the fact that when I got home and thought about who I would tell... there was no one that came to mind I've seen so much crazy **** in my life that the stories have grown old even the new ones I breathed life into a dead woman one morning then faced the fact that I couldn't save another hit by a truck on my way home just after midnight on the day before the great Russian meteor I saw 2 objects in the sky on fire and not moving... in broad daylight I've been touched and spoken to by spirits or ghosts or phantoms take your pick I saw 3000 people sacrificed in the name of what? and as a child I witnessed a president murdered by those supposed to follow him I've grown to see the young know nothing of that last President who actually had a vision and a spine and when I quietly leave this life there will be little to note... a brief glance of my obituary by a few sad souls I often think of a quote I heard as a young man by a comedian; George Gobel who was on the 'Tonight Show' Dean Martin and Bob Hope were also on that show and unknown to George, Dean was flipping his cigarette ashes in George's drink as he was telling his humorous stories this caused the laughs to come out of sequence...and finally a confused George said; 'Did you ever feel like the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?'
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It's a humorous thing How scent can take you places Past, present and future Relive fury Remember lust Extract happiness O sweet aroma Teach me to conjure these feelings again O masculine, divine smell Covering my clothes Filling the atmosphere with mesmerizing fumes Intoxicating my mind with sensual aromatics Drink me up I will **** you in, I will take you in completely Take me to far away places, dreams and memories of soft kisses and tender hugs Of romantic dances and innocent laughter Remind me of past events once enjoyed Resurface memories far and near, quiet and loud Let me live them once more
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Jan 3, 2012
Jan 3, 2012 at 8:46 PM UTC
Smell
Hi, below I copy a humorous hiabun, which I shared as an exercise to mentor enquiring and inspired poets to learn, so they might adopt and try different techniques and then give critique together with awesome comments... Yes, I used the words *** ****** and **** for context the rest was left to an individual imagination as in good poetry! It included reflective commentary encompasses innocent classification terminology used in the critique, reading, examining, appreciating, understanding and writing of poetry for example: POETIC DEVICES (enjambement, duality, keriji, images, collocation, semantic, oxymoron, repetition, listing etc.), STORY (personification, characterisation, subject, context, voice etc.), IMAGERY (synaesthesia), STRUCTURE ( lineation, breaks, syntactic etc.), SOUNDS (syllables, rhyme, alliteration, pace, musicality, phrasing, beat, assonance, onomatopoeia, mouthed rhythms, patterned) and WORDS (preposition, determiner, verbs, adverbs, lexical, nouns, adjectives) used by poets, critics and academics... And here it is : **** tongue-in-cheek haibun - a reflective commentary on writing a popular tanka Eye lashes flicker a shared urgent interest parting - dancing smile My first inspiration was *** passionate life squeezing screaming *** the thumping wall musicality of *** exhaustingly inventive sweaty and wet. I wanted to make it a senryu but for duality the female characterisation demanded two more lines each extending to seven syllables.   Arousing images captured her moaning splashing loneliness in unusual collocation. I was first excited by the placement of a hovering extended enjambement to give life to my final line, whilst also considering the satisfaction in using noisy mouthed rhythms.   I believe I easily hid the wet aroused context with a watery semantic field, that suggested she would choke and drown. So in my last line I had ‘pleasures’ as a cutting keriji to make clear the dominating ****** context, having previously used a preposition and determiner to maintain duality! Exhausted shivers in windowed naked currents unfolding sinking then surfing vital wavelets drowning screams - pleasures wet bite **
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May 2, 2010
May 2, 2010 at 7:10 PM UTC
CONSTRUCTIVE CRITIQUE v SOMETHING WORSE
Hi, below I copy a humorous hiabun, which I shared as an exercise to mentor enquiring and inspired poets to learn, so they might adopt and try different techniques and then give critique together with awesome comments... Yes, I used the words *** ****** and **** for context the rest was left to an individual imagination as in good poetry! It included reflective commentary encompasses innocent classification terminology used in the critique, reading, examining, appreciating, understanding and writing of poetry for example: POETIC DEVICES (enjambement, duality, keriji, images, collocation, semantic, oxymoron, repetition, listing etc.), STORY (personification, characterisation, subject, context, voice etc.), IMAGERY (synaesthesia), STRUCTURE ( lineation, breaks, syntactic etc.), SOUNDS (syllables, rhyme, alliteration, pace, musicality, phrasing, beat, assonance, onomatopoeia, mouthed rhythms, patterned) and WORDS (preposition, determiner, verbs, adverbs, lexical, nouns, adjectives) used by poets, critics and academics... And here it is : **** tongue-in-cheek haibun - a reflective commentary on writing a popular tanka Eye lashes flicker a shared urgent interest parting - dancing smile My first inspiration was *** passionate life squeezing screaming *** the thumping wall musicality of *** exhaustingly inventive sweaty and wet. I wanted to make it a senryu but for duality the female characterisation demanded two more lines each extending to seven syllables.   Arousing images captured her moaning splashing loneliness in unusual collocation. I was first excited by the placement of a hovering extended enjambement to give life to my final line, whilst also considering the satisfaction in using noisy mouthed rhythms.   I believe I easily hid the wet aroused context with a watery semantic field, that suggested she would choke and drown. So in my last line I had ‘pleasures’ as a cutting keriji to make clear the dominating ****** context, having previously used a preposition and determiner to maintain duality! Exhausted shivers in windowed naked currents unfolding sinking then surfing vital wavelets drowning screams - pleasures wet bite **
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The mirrior is my adversary. My eyes variance, what others don't see. To the word I'm adequate, crowning , spotless, and skilled Every morning I wake up, get ready and cover my lips in red majestic mac Red lipstick seems to illuminate confidence in the eyes of many, but to me it is merely a pigmented shield of secrets. Humorous isn't it? Every unmarred life, seeks to relive its pigments Fears, self-doubt, imperfection. Mirror, mirror, mirror on the wall.. Who's the thinnest of them all... The sound of battle rumbles Conscious at wrists ends Bawling in me Fat, Fat, Fat, Yours tricks are foul, you tauntful mind Vision is blurred from reality, Oh mind how you love to frolic Your sheer joys leave me unpieced, The snickering of my mirror, Damages my frame. Sorrowing fades my red lipstick Pigments revealed, Vulnerable, Unworthy, Marred to the bone Quickly I learned that the mind is the enemy, filled with con Staring in my mirror and all I see is fat. Red lipstick always seems to fade by the end of the night.
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Jan 12, 2014
Jan 12, 2014 at 10:16 PM UTC
Red Lipstick
"TIME to put off the world and go somewhere And find my health again in the sea air,' Beggar to beggar cried, being frenzy-struck, "And make my soul before my pate is bare.- "And get a comfortable wife and house To rid me of the devil in my shoes,' Beggar to beggar cried, being frenzy-struck, "And the worse devil that is between my thighs.' And though I'd marry with a comely lass, She need not be too comely -- let it pass,' Beggar to beggar cried, being frenzy-struck, "But there's a devil in a looking-glass.' "Nor should she be too rich, because the rich Are driven by wealth as beggars by the itch,' Beggar to beggar cried, being frenzy-struck, "And cannot have a humorous happy speech.' "And there I'll grow respected at my ease, And hear amid the garden's nightly peace.' Beggar to beggar cried, being frenzy-struck, "The wind-blown clamour of the barnacle-geese.'
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Beggar To Beggar Cried
I am not writing this to get attention or pity or so people will tell me I'm beautiful the way I am. I am writing this because when I post a poem about being terrified to look at myself because I hate what I see, it should not be added to a collection titled Humorous. I am writing this because when I sit at a lunch table without a brown paper sack, boys should not laugh when they ask what, are you anorexic? I am writing this because when I watch Disney Channel with my eight-year-old cousin, I should not hear jokes about skipping meals. I am writing this because when you google anorexia is, the first suggestion should not be anorexia is good. I am writing this because our society should not expect people to be paper thin but judge them for trying to get there. I am writing this because insecurities are not a joke, *no one should be laughing.*
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Apr 13, 2014
Apr 13, 2014 at 11:38 PM UTC
Jokes
I was reading this little story today. A group of four-year olds were asked “What is love?” The answers were humorous. They were cute, even true… But I came across one That made me think of you. “I know my older sister loves me, Because she gives me her old clothes, And she has to go out and buy new ones.” I smiled at this, But thought about it some… This little girl is right. I’ve given you buckets of clothes. I’d give you the shirt off my back, Because an older sister’s love Is the most selfless act. I love you more than I love shoes, Or the way it smells after it rains, Or our conversations we have in the car. You’re more than the sum of our memories, And you’re more than our shared genetics, You’re my best friend forever… You always were, really, Because who else would just let me cry Over the stupidest things While you just listen? You always were the pretty one, But you make me feel just as gorgeous. I know I’m not. But thanks for letting me believe it. You’ve tested my patience a billion times, But it only made me love you more. You let me learn self-control, You showed me how to love peoples’ flaws. I chuckle. I used to write you stories, And now I write you poems. My poems for you are my favorite ones, anyway.
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Apr 30, 2013
Apr 30, 2013 at 5:30 PM UTC
I Know My Sister Loves Me...
I failed to save another soul today. On my high patrol, I heard their last gasps leave their lips, and I let their salvation get away slipping through my super-powered fingertips. If I can write assurance to a thousand souls lost, humorous and witty "If I muster all the words that I know," I thought, "Surely I can save this city." But life can't be measured by honeyed words, and it's agony to see the souls' salvations that I'm missing beneath my red-caped nobility. Even if I flew higher still, with my cape waving proud and free, no great power I could bring to bear could match my responsibility. For every orphan girl I save, there's another not too far afield. For every chain broken, for every freed slave, there are chains that will not yield. I'd fly around the world and turn back time, but I know t'would be in vain. What's a single Superman to do, when the whole world cries to be saved?
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Jan 6, 2015
Jan 6, 2015 at 8:08 PM UTC
The Superman Dillema
You bring me good news from the clinic, Whipping off your silk scarf, exhibiting the tight white Mummy-cloths, smiling: I'm all right. When I was nine, a lime-green anesthetist Fed me banana-gas through a frog mask. The nauseous vault Boomed with bad dreams and the Jovian voices of surgeons. Then mother swam up, holding a tin basin. O I was sick. They've changed all that. Traveling **** as Cleopatra in my well-boiled hospital shift, Fizzy with sedatives and unusually humorous, I roll to an anteroom where a kind man Fists my fingers for me. He makes me feel something precious Is leaking from the finger-vents. At the count of two, Darkness wipes me out like chalk on a blackboard. . . I don't know a thing. For five days I lie in secret, Tapped like a cask, the years draining into my pillow. Even my best friend thinks I'm in the country. Skin doesn't have roots, it peels away easy as paper. When I grin, the stitches tauten. I grow backward. I'm twenty, Broody and in long skirts on my first husband's sofa, my fingers Buried in the lambswool of the dead poodle; I hadn't a cat yet. Now she's done for, the dewlapped lady I watched settle, line by line, in my mirror— Old sock-face, sagged on a darning egg. They've trapped her in some laboratory jar. Let her die there, or wither incessantly for the next fifty years, Nodding and rocking and ********* her thin hair. Mother to myself, I wake swaddled in gauze, Pink and smooth as a baby.
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Face Lift
Oh, to vex me, contraries meet in one: Inconstancy unnaturally hath begot A constant habit; that when I would not I change in vows, and in devotion. As humorous is my contrition As my profane love, and as soon forgot: As riddlingly distempered, cold and hot, As praying, as mute; as infinite, as none. I durst not view heaven yesterday; and today In prayers and flattering speeches I court God: Tomorrow I quake with true fear of his rod. So my devout fits come and go away Like a fantastic ague; save that here Those are my best days, when I shake with feare.
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Holy Sonnet XIX: Oh, To Vex Me, Contraries Meet In One
Gates climb News and paraphernalia Modern communication Internet on vacation Today, rural Australia Goes awol in valleys, hills As seeking when hiding Frustration biding Trees, various pitfalls An Insufficient population Say Cannot build towers Excuses bely hours Trying, for connection Work with what's known Try cavalier solutions   It's the execution When, creativity shown First try computer waving Above head I'm shaking Signal not taking Despite, the swaying Next option lying on floor Hint of access, fleeting Patchy greeting So slow, won't store Then stand on top of bed Try to reach high ceiling Wobbly feeling Response, still lead Despite heat, go outside The temperature violent Connection silent If Home far, just beside Time past, similarly stung Found access best rate The paddock gate Balancing, top rung Troop to gate hopes keen As Searing heat, metal Stand and settle Tightly, cradle machine Process long, time lost A Connection success Finally access But who, counts cost? Eventually, its loaded mail As Balancing hold keen Humorous scene As Sway, in light pale Internet access by Gates Not Bill, Steve, Microsoft Hung steel aloft So basic, surely debates Climbing for a signal now Is the practical response Sadly ensconced As Rural, area know how But surely it must be time When access essential Internet critical Yet today, gates climb
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Jan 17, 2015
Jan 17, 2015 at 7:45 PM UTC
Gates climb
I found me heart in the sea surrounded by corral that's rust red locked in a chest with shiny cents So heavy it never rose not even when given a good laugh pearls and black diamond tears The fish cry saltless tears and no one I know can see They only know my joyous laugh and the things they wrote, I read blooming like a rose I was this made more sense But alas, I waste my two cents soaking in salty tears I wish that chest had rose from the sand beneath the sea ****** heart beating red god I need a laugh The octopi around me laugh for they have a humorous sense and don't know the things I read standing in the theater tiers Their big, old eyes can see the locked chest that never rose They gather in pews and rows eager for another laugh They don't understand, they belong in the sea but my heart down here makes no sense so I still have salty tears mixing with each pump of red The octopi never read sorting coral into rows They never had to cry tears They only know how to laugh because to them this all makes sense Their hearts belong in the sea They cannot see, for they have not read They have no cents, they don't know the rose all they do is laugh, ignoring human tears
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Nov 13, 2012
Nov 13, 2012 at 3:48 AM UTC
Octopi Hearts Belong in the Sea
The long hours of the night highlight our inner insecurities Relating to the change slowly disappearing in a clanking machine My stomache burns I didn't suggest to pay this, indebted to the alcohol No filter to the lewd humorous words we speak As we cruise away from the wild eyed life, bits of lint collect on the drivers glass The mistakes and embarrassment blinds our minds A push of a button, watching the grey fluff slide down the wind shield Turning into a tumble **** rolling down the loneliest highway No commitment to the grief The clouds smother the brown smudged mountains A white submissive canvas, I see My metaphoric future becomes one with the peeks My heart weeps as they come back into view The world once teaching me, is now background beauty Where shall this car take me
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Apr 29, 2016
Apr 29, 2016 at 1:20 PM UTC
A discovered dynasty of drunken views
It must be two in the morning. it's cold. Dark. The bleeding is relentless. My fault. I didn't ask for any of this but in the end it is my fault alone. I try to breathe. how? I can't. it feels like liquid nitrogen. not oxygen. I need air. can't breathe. chest collapsing. I wake up. two ten. still dark out. got a text at ten something from my Bluebird of Peace. a list of inappropriate but still humorous jokes. some are cringey, but I still laugh or smile. and so guilt and shame are washed from my mind, as I debate running to the bathroom to wash the cold sweat off that has drenched my skin and clothes. I keep smelling iron though I know it isn't there. the things I have seen and the things I have lost like to haunt me. I would like to be a ghost. to haunt them in return. instead I breathe in. I breathe out. I change clothes, stripping down entirely to put on shorts and a t-shirt. I put on his hoodie. Wait for warmth. Hold my old stuffed lion. send my Bluebird a text. I need some type of noise, but all I hear is snoring and the dripping of a faucet. I am glad for instances like these that I do not live alone. at least this time i didn't cry myself awake. one day it will be different. "That part of us greater than the sum of our parts cannot begin and cannot end, and so it cannot fail."
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Jul 9, 2016
Jul 9, 2016 at 2:44 AM UTC
Night terror
I A body of white walls houses familiarity Somehow even familiarity distorted itself beneath raw cinder blocks doused white enough that I could see the eyes of the past the eyes of the future looking back at me, the eyes of the present Must journey behind the white walls into the familiar unknown For there is something there Beyond walls so very high They only crumble, only die For there is something there I must look now through the deep crevices deep through my mind For there is something there Do I find? I see people I see minds Beyond the white walls looking back at I Why oh why must I continue? looking forward only to look back again I am stuck, encased inside eternity Only looking back to find a way out a way out of me Me I have always been my own infinity Inside, a prisoner handcuffed to the white walls I am shackled here, alive kicking Death here in the eternal infinity Great intellects dead, killed by me I am my own infinity I must **** me I will be free no longer shackled I am my own infinity I am my own uncertainty I am my own familiarity It is me I am my own infinity The white walls close in on me, my own infinity I do not want to change myself I do not want to change me I change I die Death’s kiss might be sweet Death’s kiss may free me, finally Yet I cannot accept it I will not I just want to be me but I am everyone else and they are me my own infinity Everything, everything Beyond the white walls are nothing you see White walls everywhere White walls everything Encasing all of us It is here, it is here The white walls shackle us, shackle us to reality, society There is forever no infinity in me The familiarity tastes of death mistaken for reality society The burning truth The familiarity the distorted familiarity that is reality society We rely on each other So much we shoot each other We are not strong We are not smart We can be We can’t be If we break the shackles If we keep the shackles I am in pieces I am shattered like glass I cannot do this I cannot presume Death’s kiss seems sweeter than ever (forever lost in my own infinity) You see we build ourselves up so the white walls eat us up until we are part of the white walls until we are part of the unknown familiarity Can I break through? want to need to break through White walls oh, white walls I’ve been punching for so long I am tired, I am weary Resisting, rebelling Far too long White walls, White mazes Around my infinite familiarity I cannot make it out of myself So I walk, So I walk, This great maze of my soul Humorous, I call it a great maze I only walk in circles Forever in cycle I’ve felt the tears, Fallen onto the white walls Hard to tell if they are clear or just another drop of paint Mind loops back on itself, (always does) Losing it (finally insane) A mad man I am A new coat to adorn Darker darker darker Cracks, crevices the white walls emit abysmal black paint So-cold oil, (called paint) I will make darkness burn It stings, makes a statement deep within me Have you ever felt pain? Have you ever felt life? Walls I have forgotten what color infinity was Happiness, feels so white but burns so dark Have you ever felt dark? Dark feels me as I wander, wither In white darkness
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Mar 24, 2015
Mar 24, 2015 at 3:53 PM UTC
White Walls I
I A body of white walls houses familiarity Somehow even familiarity distorted itself beneath raw cinder blocks doused white enough that I could see the eyes of the past the eyes of the future looking back at me, the eyes of the present Must journey behind the white walls into the familiar unknown For there is something there Beyond walls so very high They only crumble, only die For there is something there I must look now through the deep crevices deep through my mind For there is something there Do I find? I see people I see minds Beyond the white walls looking back at I Why oh why must I continue? looking forward only to look back again I am stuck, encased inside eternity Only looking back to find a way out a way out of me Me I have always been my own infinity Inside, a prisoner handcuffed to the white walls I am shackled here, alive kicking Death here in the eternal infinity Great intellects dead, killed by me I am my own infinity I must **** me I will be free no longer shackled I am my own infinity I am my own uncertainty I am my own familiarity It is me I am my own infinity The white walls close in on me, my own infinity I do not want to change myself I do not want to change me I change I die Death’s kiss might be sweet Death’s kiss may free me, finally Yet I cannot accept it I will not I just want to be me but I am everyone else and they are me my own infinity Everything, everything Beyond the white walls are nothing you see White walls everywhere White walls everything Encasing all of us It is here, it is here The white walls shackle us, shackle us to reality, society There is forever no infinity in me The familiarity tastes of death mistaken for reality society The burning truth The familiarity the distorted familiarity that is reality society We rely on each other So much we shoot each other We are not strong We are not smart We can be We can’t be If we break the shackles If we keep the shackles I am in pieces I am shattered like glass I cannot do this I cannot presume Death’s kiss seems sweeter than ever (forever lost in my own infinity) You see we build ourselves up so the white walls eat us up until we are part of the white walls until we are part of the unknown familiarity Can I break through? want to need to break through White walls oh, white walls I’ve been punching for so long I am tired, I am weary Resisting, rebelling Far too long White walls, White mazes Around my infinite familiarity I cannot make it out of myself So I walk, So I walk, This great maze of my soul Humorous, I call it a great maze I only walk in circles Forever in cycle I’ve felt the tears, Fallen onto the white walls Hard to tell if they are clear or just another drop of paint Mind loops back on itself, (always does) Losing it (finally insane) A mad man I am A new coat to adorn Darker darker darker Cracks, crevices the white walls emit abysmal black paint So-cold oil, (called paint) I will make darkness burn It stings, makes a statement deep within me Have you ever felt pain? Have you ever felt life? Walls I have forgotten what color infinity was Happiness, feels so white but burns so dark Have you ever felt dark? Dark feels me as I wander, wither In white darkness
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Once again I looked at my sides, When I decided my password needed a change, It was rotting - really. This gaming website required a unique password, It required at least 10 characters, My sides were clear and none was peeping. It required 3 special characters as well, 2 capital letters were also required for it, I thought for a while & decided as follows: Superman + Spiderman + Batman + New Delhi + New York = 3SSB2ND&NY;
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Oct 17, 2013
Oct 17, 2013 at 1:57 PM UTC
The New Password - Humorous Poem
Juliet, your Juliet. I grew out of her. She was all dreamy, and fabled. She was brave enough to love you. She was brave enough to be crumpled to shreds yet fake a smile flawlessly. She grew on you. Juliet, your Juliet. I grew out of her. She was graceful and too kind to be true. She was the daisy of your garden, where flowers weren't just a few. She loved sunshine as much as the misty moon. She was ravishingly rhythmic. Forming melodies out of those midnight stars, adding beats and verses to your mundane mornings. Your Juliet, your Daisy, your sanguine Sestina all of them. Yet, nothing better than a reverie. Juliet, your Juliet. I grew out of her. She was all chirpy and consoling. Solace was what made her. Her love was fire, worth burning for. At times, her eyes form glaciers, arctic and numb. At times, she feels worn out and ready to drop. But, Juliet's audacious to hold on tight yet, taken down by you. Remember, she grew on you. Juliet, your Juliet. I grew out of her. She was delicate but humorous. Compassion knit her soul together. You tell her, she is all you ever wanted and is grateful for. But, the woman lying next to you hears the same. She was a writer and left you one. Juliet, your Juliet. Not anymore.
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Jun 5, 2018
Jun 5, 2018 at 5:57 AM UTC
Juliet, your Juliet.
He is tall. So tall. Too tall. So tall that I have to look up to meet his eyes, but it’s worth it. Because his eyes are black. Humorous. Sparkling. Sarcastic. Smirking. And his mouth is high up. But it’s worth it. Because his mouth is perfect. Smirking at me, he knows what I’m thinking. ****** ***** He’s too tall.
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Mar 19, 2013
Mar 19, 2013 at 12:48 PM UTC
Tall
Day by day I lay it down, “All right men, here’s the plan; you go on in, and get 7 of them (because 7’s a holy number) and we wouldn’t want to offend any defender of the other inclination. Our nation would suffer at their loss, and that would cost too much in terms of net profit, would disturb a delicate balance, we wouldn’t transgress or progress, rather stagnate, in a backwards state of mind." You told me you liked my poetry. But would you really if you could see what I see the ladies hooked on Turkish series and not enough men to count fingers on? Our men left long ago, got hooked on the same show we were watching, and it was alarming how it was cut with some breaking news, something about how Syria was going to lose another plane, and we felt some pain and flipped the station, where we were met with temptation masked as the latest ads only to add to the list of the things we’ll never have. So much for bad TV. Could we please see something real? And I fear the Kardashian’s aren’t quite enough, you see, I’ve caught onto the bluff that **** must be staged. But that’s ok I’ll let it pass, perhaps some movie to catch my attention. Attention becoming another word for distraction, and we carry that emblem all around, hoping for anything to evolve this frown into laughter whether humorous, devilish, or maniacal in tone. If not TV, reach for your phone. Anything to get to another zone, another place, just space out because anywhere is better than here. Where is the end, be near? - I want to meet it smiling.
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Aug 19, 2013
Aug 19, 2013 at 9:26 AM UTC
Smiley Face
Day by day I lay it down, “All right men, here’s the plan; you go on in, and get 7 of them (because 7’s a holy number) and we wouldn’t want to offend any defender of the other inclination. Our nation would suffer at their loss, and that would cost too much in terms of net profit, would disturb a delicate balance, we wouldn’t transgress or progress, rather stagnate, in a backwards state of mind." You told me you liked my poetry. But would you really if you could see what I see the ladies hooked on Turkish series and not enough men to count fingers on? Our men left long ago, got hooked on the same show we were watching, and it was alarming how it was cut with some breaking news, something about how Syria was going to lose another plane, and we felt some pain and flipped the station, where we were met with temptation masked as the latest ads only to add to the list of the things we’ll never have. So much for bad TV. Could we please see something real? And I fear the Kardashian’s aren’t quite enough, you see, I’ve caught onto the bluff that **** must be staged. But that’s ok I’ll let it pass, perhaps some movie to catch my attention. Attention becoming another word for distraction, and we carry that emblem all around, hoping for anything to evolve this frown into laughter whether humorous, devilish, or maniacal in tone. If not TV, reach for your phone. Anything to get to another zone, another place, just space out because anywhere is better than here. Where is the end, be near? - I want to meet it smiling.
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