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don't feel sorry for me. I am a competent, satisfied human being. be sorry for the others who fidget complain who constantly rearrange their lives like furniture. juggling mates and attitudes their confusion is constant and it will touch whoever they deal with. beware of them: one of their key words is "love." and beware those who only take instructions from their God for they have failed completely to live their own lives. don't feel sorry for me because I am alone for even at the most terrible moments humor is my companion. I am a dog walking backwards I am a broken banjo I am a telephone wire strung up in Toledo, Ohio I am a man eating a meal this night in the month of September. put your sympathy aside. they say water held up Christ: to come through you better be nearly as lucky.
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For The Foxes
You cause a break inside my organs Pointing out my flaws our differences. You are at peace. I sit jittering, worrying what everyone will think of when I didn’t care you made me laugh at everything Changes.  You’re not right for me Nor I for you, but I can’t help Thinking What if?  Then I remember you’re not what nor Everything I want. You are an intellectual snob you have a depth about you I would love to delve in, a psychological study that even the best critics would praise, but I don’t want anyone else to have been there or ever go there. I cannot hold on to you tear me away while You’re haphazardly gluing us together We’re a kindergarten art project messy, trying to see Beauty within the confusion, unfinished     You asked me Where am I most at peace 4 years old.       I could be anything No fears I hadn’t been ripped apart. I was the girl that said everything, until I felt the need to screen my thoughts, like the filter you use to make your coffee each morning.  I wish that’s where I was, having you tell me that you like your women like your coffee Dark and bitter. I can look past your chauvinistic ways, not giving a **** about anyone. You’re not really closed minded You just act like it, which annoys the hell out of me Sometimes.  I wish life was simple.     But then I would never know your complexities nor Feel the things you help me feel, like hate for train whistles or the burn of gin hitting my throat. Music       you introduce me to offstage trumpets, bad movies.  Your politics, your brown eyes       and how you can hear frequencies that most everyone else can’t.  I worry that you hear the fear in my voice and heartbreak With every word I speak. When were you going to tell me? Or was that your plan all along? To throw me out like yesterday’s coffee grounds or cut up scraps Used and unwanted. I wish I could tell you to tell her you don’t want her but me instead, you don’t, I don’t want you to. I want holding hands, laughter comfort, personality, humor, intellect. You want that plus things I can’t give But you always take. You are your coffee disgusting, caffeinated, addicting the only patch that helps is comforting words you never spoke. We had many conversations of your desires, lusts, mistakes, but I was burned, by lies, distrust. You left, like always, a harsh, acidic aftertaste on my tongue.
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Apr 18, 2014
Apr 18, 2014 at 10:20 AM UTC
Coffee
You cause a break inside my organs Pointing out my flaws our differences. You are at peace. I sit jittering, worrying what everyone will think of when I didn’t care you made me laugh at everything Changes.  You’re not right for me Nor I for you, but I can’t help Thinking What if?  Then I remember you’re not what nor Everything I want. You are an intellectual snob you have a depth about you I would love to delve in, a psychological study that even the best critics would praise, but I don’t want anyone else to have been there or ever go there. I cannot hold on to you tear me away while You’re haphazardly gluing us together We’re a kindergarten art project messy, trying to see Beauty within the confusion, unfinished     You asked me Where am I most at peace 4 years old.       I could be anything No fears I hadn’t been ripped apart. I was the girl that said everything, until I felt the need to screen my thoughts, like the filter you use to make your coffee each morning.  I wish that’s where I was, having you tell me that you like your women like your coffee Dark and bitter. I can look past your chauvinistic ways, not giving a **** about anyone. You’re not really closed minded You just act like it, which annoys the hell out of me Sometimes.  I wish life was simple.     But then I would never know your complexities nor Feel the things you help me feel, like hate for train whistles or the burn of gin hitting my throat. Music       you introduce me to offstage trumpets, bad movies.  Your politics, your brown eyes       and how you can hear frequencies that most everyone else can’t.  I worry that you hear the fear in my voice and heartbreak With every word I speak. When were you going to tell me? Or was that your plan all along? To throw me out like yesterday’s coffee grounds or cut up scraps Used and unwanted. I wish I could tell you to tell her you don’t want her but me instead, you don’t, I don’t want you to. I want holding hands, laughter comfort, personality, humor, intellect. You want that plus things I can’t give But you always take. You are your coffee disgusting, caffeinated, addicting the only patch that helps is comforting words you never spoke. We had many conversations of your desires, lusts, mistakes, but I was burned, by lies, distrust. You left, like always, a harsh, acidic aftertaste on my tongue.
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large, and in charge as I'd like to put it. chunky, pudgy, fat, plump however you'd like to say it, however it is none of your **** business. I am not a number on a scale or a mile that I haven't run I am not the size of my waist or the "excuses" that have lead me to "let myself go" But I, am human. Say what you will but I love myself. blonde hair, blue eyes a sense of humor that can't me measured with something so feeble as  measuring tape. A love of life that will not be put to rest just because I may need to take a rest every so often. How do you measure happiness? not on a scale or with inches pounds or calories that seem to sneak up on you in the middle of the night and make your pants a bit too snug we judge people for judging people because judging people is wrong we blame society for our corrupt nature, but we are society.
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Jun 16, 2014
Jun 16, 2014 at 8:28 PM UTC
fat
Anxiety is not stress. Anxiety is not some umbrella term you can use to describe how you feel when your favorite character in a book is in an intense battle unless you can somehow feel how fast their heart is beating until you can feel how hot their blood is until you can feel what it’s like to be that character in that situation the weight of the world on your shoulders Anxiety is not finding lighting candles to be the only solution, candles are another problem. Another long paragraph to your list of “Things That Can Easily **** Me” example: “I didn’t leave any matches out, did I? I blew out the candle right? I need to check. Do I smell burning?? PUT THE CAP WHEN IT’S DONE! Will set off my fire alarm? Does my fire alarm work? Where’s my fire alarm??? Where’s somewhere I can put it so it doesn’t hurt me. THIS IS OK THIS IS NORMAL THIS IS RELAXATION.” Anxiety is not stress. Anxiety is horrible flashing images, constant reminders, the most negative form of “what if” imaginable. Anxiety is wasting all your time thinking about an 8 page paper due for class in a week but instead of bringing yourself to writing it you are sobbing on the floor thinking of how bad for your grade this will be. Anxiety is having a crush on a girl and trying out makeup for the first time. Anxiety is having a crush on a guy and wondering if your sense of humor is funny enough. Anxiety is not stress. Anxiety is downloading an app that checks on your health and leaves you wondering how long this has been going on for. Anxiety is wondering how to fix your eating disorder instead of actually fixing it Anxiety is outing yourself to fit in Anxiety is always wearing pants because you’re too afraid of your own scars Anxiety is staying up countless nights crying crying crying you cannot yell your thoughts are no longer your own Anxiety is writing a list of pros and cons to killing yourself Anxiety is lighting a candle so you can slowly burn the list because Anxiety is telling you if someone finds out, you will die. Anxiety is not stress. Anxiety is having making a friend and losing them in less than a year Anxiety is wondering if all this help is helping or do I need to help myself Anxiety is your friends questioning you non-stop are they really questioning you or do you question yourself? Anxiety is memorizing the suicide prevention hotline Anxiety is beating yourself up countless times “How could you forget something as simple as a Birthday?!” Anxiety is “I only have three friends and one hates me, one I’m trying not to lose, and the other I love too much to tell the truth” Anxiety is “It’s only a matter of time before we all die!” Anxiety is “Congratulations! Two of your friends have died this year alone! One ******* hates you! Oh! HAHA! Wait! They all ******* hate you!” Anxiety can turn you from “Wow. I look kinda good today.” to ”DYSPHORIA! DYSPHORIA! DYSPHORIA!” JUST ******* KIDDING! ANXIETY IS STRESS! AND MUCH MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!
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Dec 29, 2015
Dec 29, 2015 at 3:50 PM UTC
Anxiety is not Stress
Anxiety is not stress. Anxiety is not some umbrella term you can use to describe how you feel when your favorite character in a book is in an intense battle unless you can somehow feel how fast their heart is beating until you can feel how hot their blood is until you can feel what it’s like to be that character in that situation the weight of the world on your shoulders Anxiety is not finding lighting candles to be the only solution, candles are another problem. Another long paragraph to your list of “Things That Can Easily **** Me” example: “I didn’t leave any matches out, did I? I blew out the candle right? I need to check. Do I smell burning?? PUT THE CAP WHEN IT’S DONE! Will set off my fire alarm? Does my fire alarm work? Where’s my fire alarm??? Where’s somewhere I can put it so it doesn’t hurt me. THIS IS OK THIS IS NORMAL THIS IS RELAXATION.” Anxiety is not stress. Anxiety is horrible flashing images, constant reminders, the most negative form of “what if” imaginable. Anxiety is wasting all your time thinking about an 8 page paper due for class in a week but instead of bringing yourself to writing it you are sobbing on the floor thinking of how bad for your grade this will be. Anxiety is having a crush on a girl and trying out makeup for the first time. Anxiety is having a crush on a guy and wondering if your sense of humor is funny enough. Anxiety is not stress. Anxiety is downloading an app that checks on your health and leaves you wondering how long this has been going on for. Anxiety is wondering how to fix your eating disorder instead of actually fixing it Anxiety is outing yourself to fit in Anxiety is always wearing pants because you’re too afraid of your own scars Anxiety is staying up countless nights crying crying crying you cannot yell your thoughts are no longer your own Anxiety is writing a list of pros and cons to killing yourself Anxiety is lighting a candle so you can slowly burn the list because Anxiety is telling you if someone finds out, you will die. Anxiety is not stress. Anxiety is having making a friend and losing them in less than a year Anxiety is wondering if all this help is helping or do I need to help myself Anxiety is your friends questioning you non-stop are they really questioning you or do you question yourself? Anxiety is memorizing the suicide prevention hotline Anxiety is beating yourself up countless times “How could you forget something as simple as a Birthday?!” Anxiety is “I only have three friends and one hates me, one I’m trying not to lose, and the other I love too much to tell the truth” Anxiety is “It’s only a matter of time before we all die!” Anxiety is “Congratulations! Two of your friends have died this year alone! One ******* hates you! Oh! HAHA! Wait! They all ******* hate you!” Anxiety can turn you from “Wow. I look kinda good today.” to ”DYSPHORIA! DYSPHORIA! DYSPHORIA!” JUST ******* KIDDING! ANXIETY IS STRESS! AND MUCH MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!
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1. Had you a viral video, you’d watch it more than once. 2. Instagram hearts make you smile, even from strangers. 3. Which would you rather: *** or Zuckerberg friending you on Facebook. No, this isn’t a Cosmo quiz — it’s a social experiment. Because no one ACTUALLY answers these questions honestly without looking like that ****** at the pool trying to get as MANY high fives as possible. Yet, we all do it. Alone or in public. Day or night. LED screen spice up our lives. It was probably best embodied by that girl taking selfie after   selfie after selfie after selfie, filmed for minutes on the way to school, the video soon posted, by her dad trying to teach  her a lesson? Or trying to get attention? Either way, he might as well have hashtagged it #socialsuicide. Like most humor we laughed at her because we are her. We see a dripping characterture ************ to itself in public. Wait, it, sounds wrong when you name it. But there is a name for it: Digital ************ aka Self-adoration aka Narcississism. You won’t agree that you do it too. But I’ll bet most of you get excited thinking about notifications too. Why is that? You’d never admit it. You can say I smelt it, so I dealt it. Call me a preacher, a hater, or a hypocrit. But I'd rather you call me a digital masterbater too. And then remember the last time you opened Instagram or Facebook or Twitter and took a selfie or hashtagged something or posted a status that your still breathing. How long has it been — a minute, an hour, a day? Now try making fun of her.
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Aug 29, 2014
Aug 29, 2014 at 11:20 AM UTC
Digital ************
1. Had you a viral video, you’d watch it more than once. 2. Instagram hearts make you smile, even from strangers. 3. Which would you rather: *** or Zuckerberg friending you on Facebook. No, this isn’t a Cosmo quiz — it’s a social experiment. Because no one ACTUALLY answers these questions honestly without looking like that ****** at the pool trying to get as MANY high fives as possible. Yet, we all do it. Alone or in public. Day or night. LED screen spice up our lives. It was probably best embodied by that girl taking selfie after   selfie after selfie after selfie, filmed for minutes on the way to school, the video soon posted, by her dad trying to teach  her a lesson? Or trying to get attention? Either way, he might as well have hashtagged it #socialsuicide. Like most humor we laughed at her because we are her. We see a dripping characterture ************ to itself in public. Wait, it, sounds wrong when you name it. But there is a name for it: Digital ************ aka Self-adoration aka Narcississism. You won’t agree that you do it too. But I’ll bet most of you get excited thinking about notifications too. Why is that? You’d never admit it. You can say I smelt it, so I dealt it. Call me a preacher, a hater, or a hypocrit. But I'd rather you call me a digital masterbater too. And then remember the last time you opened Instagram or Facebook or Twitter and took a selfie or hashtagged something or posted a status that your still breathing. How long has it been — a minute, an hour, a day? Now try making fun of her.
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From the beginning we were born to die. There is no starting over. There are no second chances. With death carved on our skin how could we live a normal life? You could run but you'll one day run out of breath. It's just a game. You hide your pain and sorrow. Save it for another day when everything just falls apart and you can't pick it up. Medicine and alcohol keeps you awake As you hunt your demons and monsters. You could choose to die but then this world would fall apart. You give others that second chance, you give them time to run and escape while you slaughter their monsters, and **** their demons instead. You've got blood on your hands and a soldier's heart. Your brain is beautiful just corrupted. You smile to stay strong and your humor hides your internal scars. In the end you'll look back on your youth and notice you died a long time ago. You never had the chance to be happy. You'll never know the feeling of growing old with your lover because all your lovers are either buried below your feet, or somewhere up in the sky with the stars. It's not that far, one day you'll be with them. Then, you'll finally be able to rest your tired hands.
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Aug 19, 2013
Aug 19, 2013 at 7:01 PM UTC
With Tired Hands
I do desire that we may be better strangers. Your ill-bred humor disgusts me. You take too many familiarities with my person. No I am not your lady. Nor am i, and never will be your 'darling.' You are the wrong shape The wrong size The wrong class The wrong gender. I prefer the company of my own kind. Leave me be.
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Apr 27, 2015
Apr 27, 2015 at 3:18 PM UTC
Rejection Of Marriage Suit By Victorian Lesbian
I am a nerd Who finds pleasure in books of fiction Of life in fiction Of pain from fiction A fragment of my being I am nothing without a book I am a nerd Who finds pleasure in comic books Whose mind comes alive in their pages Of heroes and their sidekicks Of villains and their lovely vile I am nothing without a book I am a nerd Who finds pleasure in rock as a religion It's transitions and it's leads Metal as a denomination So electric; I come Alive over and again I am nothing without my music I am a nerd Who finds pleasure in Mangas Their Naive heroes and their half clad villains Their pervasions and their strengths Their one-on-one battles and defeats Their awesome storytelling and the twists I am nothing without my Manga I am a nerd Who finds pleasure in video games The difficulty levels and their walkthroughs The vibrations and the boss fights The sleepless nights and the highs The shouts of victory and the barrage of curses I am nothing without my Video games I am a nerd Who finds pleasure in surfing The endless chasm of the world wide Web, of knowledge and terrifying ignorance Of horrors and uplifting humor From one end to the never ending I am nothing without the Internet I am proud to be all of these and more I Am Nerd.
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Feb 20, 2016
Feb 20, 2016 at 12:25 PM UTC
I am Nerd
Old man, you surface seldom. Then you come in with the tide's coming When seas wash cold, foam- Capped: white hair, white beard, far-flung, A dragnet, rising, falling, as waves Crest and trough. Miles long Extend the radial sheaves Of your spread hair, in which wrinkling skeins Knotted, caught, survives The old myth of orgins Unimaginable. You float near As kneeled ice-mountains Of the north, to be steered clear Of, not fathomed. All obscurity Starts with a danger: Your dangers are many. I Cannot look much but your form suffers Some strange injury And seems to die: so vapors Ravel to clearness on the dawn sea. The muddy rumors Of your burial move me To half-believe: your reappearance Proves rumors shallow, For the archaic trenched lines Of your grained face shed time in runnels: Ages beat like rains On the unbeaten channels Of the ocean. Such sage humor and Durance are whirlpools To make away with the ground- Work of the earth and the sky's ridgepole. Waist down, you may wind One labyrinthine tangle To root deep among knuckles, shinbones, Skulls. Inscrutable, Below shoulders not once Seen by any man who kept his head, You defy questions; You defy godhood. I walk dry on your kingdom's border Exiled to no good. Your shelled bed I remember. Father, this thick air is murderous. I would breathe water.
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Full Fathom Five
I have never met my future self, but I bet she still has dreams. I bet she won't hold them in a plastic bag or treat them like some concealed weapon. My future self-wont be a childless human since I have already birth galaxies of my own. She will probably never be a vegan but will think that cantaloupe and olives will go great together. (She will have a sense of humor.) I don't know my future self, but I do know she will still be half human and half star and her DNA will still be all angelic. She will most likely still be her own bandwagon.
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Sep 7, 2018
Sep 7, 2018 at 11:08 AM UTC
Future Self (me)
not much chance, completely cut loose from purpose, he was a young man riding a bus through North Carolina on the wat to somewhere and it began to snow and the bus stopped at a little cafe in the hills and the passengers entered. he sat at the counter with the others, he ordered and the food arived. the meal was particularly good and the coffee. the waitress was unlike the women he had known. she was unaffected, there was a natural humor which came from her. the fry cook said crazy things. the dishwasher. in back, laughed, a good clean pleasant laugh. the young man watched the snow through the windows. he wanted to stay in that cafe forever. the curious feeling swam through him that everything was beautiful there, that it would always stay beautiful there. then the bus driver told the passengers that it was time to board. the young man thought, I'll just sit here, I'll just stay here. but then he rose and followed the others into the bus. he found his seat and looked at the cafe through the bus window. then the bus moved off, down a curve, downward, out of the hills. the young man looked straight foreward. he heard the other passengers speaking of other things, or they were reading or attempting to sleep. they had not noticed the magic. the young man put his head to one side, closed his eyes, pretended to sleep. there was nothing else to do- just to listen to the sound of the engine, the sound of the tires in the snow.
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Nirvana
Sometimes two hearts write the most beautiful poetry together, completely by accident. It's one a.m. and one heart can't sleep...........sends a simple message ......I Love You My Heart, not even expecting a reply.  It's one a.m. and that other heart can't sleep either.........replies, I Love You.......... Ah!  one heart replies, I knew I felt you, where in turn the other replies you can feel me anytime, which of course for those of us with a sense of humor can be taken lot's of ways, both hearts think with a smile.   The first heart replies, oh yes, always, but sometimes it's as if I can feel your breath on my cheek..........
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Nov 12, 2012
Nov 12, 2012 at 1:14 AM UTC
Accidental Poetry
We were teammates We suited up We showed up We weren't stars But we rolled in the dirt With the best of them Our blood ran red Like the rest of them Our sweat tasted salty As the most athletic of them Wounds and bruises Ached like the most Stalwart of them We were Bulldogs! We anted up our Gifts and talents to Forge a winning season A flair for humor Wry observation, Encouragement, fortitude And intelligence were as Valuable as speed, Agility and strength We all pined for the Affection of cheerleaders, Bandmembers and the Adoration of fans We equally joined In the chorus of locker room banter And honored the Confidence of camaraderie Such intimacy bares We endured thankless Adversity, while wending through anonymous toil As brothers We grudgingly drank From the vile cup of defeat And passed the chalice Of victory among us To share the savory Taste of triumph As champions The Duke of Wellington Said “the battle of Waterloo Was won on the fields of Eton” I trust my teammates and Not forgotten friends Tasted sweet victories of Happiness and success As they coursed through Their prodigious fields of life And at games end I hope their heart swelled With pride to know they were A beloved and Valiant Bulldog David Irving Korsh #75 BCSL Champion 1973 Rutherford Bulldogs Well done Valiant Bulldog God bless and Godspeed Music Selection: Bruce Springsteen Thunder Road 5/5/18 Puyallup jbm
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Aug 2, 2018
Aug 2, 2018 at 2:58 PM UTC
Valiant Bulldog
You asked me to put on some makeup. Well, dear. I would need too much makeup, to cover my scowls, and this ugly thing I call a face. There would never be enough makeup to cover up my scarred heart and attempt to make it look whole and pretty. There would never be enough makeup to cover my sarcastic and strange humor, make myself sound smart, pretty, cute. There would never be enough makeup to cover my soul, make it seem pure, innocent - the way you want me to be... I've been exposed for too long, too many burns, and scars race across me, everywhere, too noticeable, too many for me to ever use makeup. Makeup will never make me look pretty. It will disfigure all that I have, take away the stories that are etched onto me, it will cover what defines me.
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Dec 6, 2014
Dec 6, 2014 at 6:48 PM UTC
Makeup
I'm glad I got the chance to know you You were always there for us In the good times and bad times You always knew just what to say and do. Comforting us whenever we needed you, we could talk about anything. No matter how good or how bad things were, I knew we could count on you When we got married you were there when I wrote my book, you were proud of me. When I got sick or if I got hurt, you were there and made me feel better. You always had a great sense of humor, even when you were at your worst. I'll always cherish the great times we had, at the farm and at holiday time. I'll remember all the homemade dinners, that you cooked for us Whenever we were there, on the farm, and the good and bad things you shared with us. Thank you for letting me in, and thank you for being you. No matter how anyone looks at it, You will always be my second mom. Thank you for all of your love and support, you were the best second mom I could ever have. I love you with all my heart, and I will always miss you!!! Denise Seymour March 26th, 2015
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Mar 29, 2015
Mar 29, 2015 at 8:44 PM UTC
My Second Mom
I'm tired Of these young comedians Making disrespectful jokes And stereotyping People from the south Especially one comedian In particular I won't name It's not good to stereotype Any group of people I appreciate your sense of humor But stereotyping is disrespectful
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Jun 17, 2015
Jun 17, 2015 at 12:45 PM UTC
Comedians- Please Don't Stereotype
Dear Best friend, You know who you are. You are the beautiful girl in the back of the class, who keeps to herself, but is still strangely likable. You are the girl with the piercing blue eyes and dark, dark sense of humor. Dear Best Friend, I know you literally are always willing to listen, whether it is talking about our mutual crush on that guy in our favourite class, or complaining about society, or my parents, or when I just need to talk about the weather to distract myself from the looming fear of everything going wrong. Dear Best Friend, I still remember when you first told me about your depression. I had always sort of known, but hearing you say it out loud, I honestly didn’t know what to do, because I don’t want you to end up like me, I don’t want you to feel like you have to turn to sharp inanimate objects, I don’t want your world to be dark, hopeless, I don’t want you to fall because depression is a slippery slope, trust me. I don’t want you to forever be broken. I don’t want you to be scared. I just don’t want you to end up as ****** up as me. Dear Best Friend, I know I’m not perfect, I’m not even close, and I ***** up... A lot. But I will do what ever I can to ALWAYS be there for you. I will always be the dorky, idiotic, annoying sidekick. Dear Best Friend, You are beautiful, don’t let anyone, ever tell you otherwise. Especially not some 12 year old boy with a stupid haircut. You are short, there is no denying that, but so is Billie Joe Armstrong and we still think he is the hottest thing since wood stoves. You have blue eyes, that I know you think are weird, but they are like oceans only not as dark. Your hair is almost as straight as the members in half the bands we listen to, but each curl falls in it’s own special place You are beautiful, stunning, breath-taking, and every other synonym for that word. Dear Best Friend, I’m sorry you have to put up with me when I am like this. I know I should just bottle it up, but for whatever reason it always seems like I can’t stop the words from escaping. I’m sorry, I am so so sorry that you have to deal with me. Dear Best Friend, I really want to smack you upside the face with a brick sometimes. But I won’t, because I am more scared of you hitting back than I am of doctors (and that’s saying something) Dear Best Friend, I promise that I will always be there as long as you need me, whether it’s in the middle of the night or when I am thousands of miles away with timezone barriers between us, just call me. When you are scared, call me. When what you are scared of is yourself, call me. When you need a friend, call me. When you want to gush about your new boyfriend, call me. When you want to just chat, call me. Dear Best Friend, At this point I think of you more like a sister that a friend. So, Dear Sister, I love you so much. Thank you for showing me that even the darkest nights have a sunrise, and that those sunrises are always the most spectacular.
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Apr 8, 2014
Apr 8, 2014 at 3:50 PM UTC
Dear Best Friend
Dear Best friend, You know who you are. You are the beautiful girl in the back of the class, who keeps to herself, but is still strangely likable. You are the girl with the piercing blue eyes and dark, dark sense of humor. Dear Best Friend, I know you literally are always willing to listen, whether it is talking about our mutual crush on that guy in our favourite class, or complaining about society, or my parents, or when I just need to talk about the weather to distract myself from the looming fear of everything going wrong. Dear Best Friend, I still remember when you first told me about your depression. I had always sort of known, but hearing you say it out loud, I honestly didn’t know what to do, because I don’t want you to end up like me, I don’t want you to feel like you have to turn to sharp inanimate objects, I don’t want your world to be dark, hopeless, I don’t want you to fall because depression is a slippery slope, trust me. I don’t want you to forever be broken. I don’t want you to be scared. I just don’t want you to end up as ****** up as me. Dear Best Friend, I know I’m not perfect, I’m not even close, and I ***** up... A lot. But I will do what ever I can to ALWAYS be there for you. I will always be the dorky, idiotic, annoying sidekick. Dear Best Friend, You are beautiful, don’t let anyone, ever tell you otherwise. Especially not some 12 year old boy with a stupid haircut. You are short, there is no denying that, but so is Billie Joe Armstrong and we still think he is the hottest thing since wood stoves. You have blue eyes, that I know you think are weird, but they are like oceans only not as dark. Your hair is almost as straight as the members in half the bands we listen to, but each curl falls in it’s own special place You are beautiful, stunning, breath-taking, and every other synonym for that word. Dear Best Friend, I’m sorry you have to put up with me when I am like this. I know I should just bottle it up, but for whatever reason it always seems like I can’t stop the words from escaping. I’m sorry, I am so so sorry that you have to deal with me. Dear Best Friend, I really want to smack you upside the face with a brick sometimes. But I won’t, because I am more scared of you hitting back than I am of doctors (and that’s saying something) Dear Best Friend, I promise that I will always be there as long as you need me, whether it’s in the middle of the night or when I am thousands of miles away with timezone barriers between us, just call me. When you are scared, call me. When what you are scared of is yourself, call me. When you need a friend, call me. When you want to gush about your new boyfriend, call me. When you want to just chat, call me. Dear Best Friend, At this point I think of you more like a sister that a friend. So, Dear Sister, I love you so much. Thank you for showing me that even the darkest nights have a sunrise, and that those sunrises are always the most spectacular.
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*She will lose herself in a book and find herself in poetry She thinks that religion is a sacrilege and that long showers are sacred She makes love when she's tired and never tires of making love She is irreverent in her humor and pious in her gravity She is diligent in completing her work and ambitious of her quest for leisure She is the personification of romanticism and the embodiment of compassion She exists harmoniously in my mind*
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Mar 7, 2014
Mar 7, 2014 at 8:32 PM UTC
Embedded
Your tall body has always enticed me Your long arms have kept me safe Your scruffy beard makes me smile And your smile makes me melt Your hands hold mine and make me feel loved And wipe away the tears Enough of these superficial reasons Your love has comforted me Your humor has made me laugh (Until I snort) Your words have made smile And cry But always out of love Your generosity Has never left me empty handed No matter how much I beg you To keep your money for yourself Your caring heart reminds me I'm not alone Somehow you stopped the shaking trembling in my anxious thoughts You brought me back to reality You stopped me from dying You stopped me from hurting myself You stopped me from starving From expelling the contents of my stomach But most of all you gave me hope A reason to carry on A reason to fight my mind To tell the mirror it's a liar To throw my blades away And eat whatever I want A reason to keep living And to love myself I know you don't feel good enough But look at all this evidence Change the criteria in your head The requirement of "good enough" Should only contain one thing You All you have to be is you To be good enough for me Because I ******* love you
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Aug 21, 2014
Aug 21, 2014 at 12:02 AM UTC
Winky McGee
Perky ******* & Pouty Lips Now I'm thinking I am, your typical male who loves beautiful women, and all they entail tall or short both, make my heart do flips but the things that I, like for sure it's alright if, they're somewhat demure are perky ******* and pouty lips a personality, is a wonderful thing it would be cool, if she can dance and sing don't mind playin poker, and bettin those chips a sense of humor, with a snorting laugh always willing, to give you half umm but I crave perky ******* and pouty lips I love watching them, when they come and go swingin those hips, to and fro make my heart beat do, a couple of skips but look at those ******* and that **** mouth causing a disturbance down to the south god I love perky ******* and pouty lips Gomer LePoet...
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Jun 10, 2010
Jun 10, 2010 at 1:26 PM UTC
Perky ******* & Pouty Lips
You made me fall in love with you, first with your words, then with your humor, next with your smile, then with your innocence. You made me fall in love with you, I fell fast and I fell hard. It was as if someone came along and dropped a watermelon from the top of the Empire State Building as all the passerby's stood in awe, watching it explode as it hit the ground; my heart being the watermelon. You made me fall in love with you, and I go mad every time you say those three simple words that mean the world to those who receive them. You made me fall in love with you, and even if your 'I love you's' don't mean what I want them to mean, I will never leave you, I'll stay by your side.
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Jul 18, 2013
Jul 18, 2013 at 8:01 PM UTC
You made me fall in love with you.
A circus lives inside my head Fortune tellers control my fears Clowns are in charge of my humor All you can eat contests make me crave certain foods A Ferris wheel of thoughts A merry-go-round of emotions Jugglers toss around my decisions Fun House mirrors showing my insecurities Face painters create my expressions When will I become the ring master of my mind?
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Feb 6, 2015
Feb 6, 2015 at 2:25 PM UTC
Circus
Im not a flirt, sure I flirt but I'm not a flirt I just want you to like me although next year you'll go to another high school I'm not a flirt I just use humor to make you smile I'm not a flirt I just drop off hints to see if you feel the same I'm not a flirt I just enjoy poeming about you
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Dec 19, 2015
Dec 19, 2015 at 12:40 AM UTC
Flirt
Opgedra aan ‘n kind wat gebliksem moet word. Deur: Desperaatheid en vrees Jy klim in en uit die ***** van bestaan, beide die rede vir liefde en die kind wat sy baar. Jy is ‘n drievoud van godelike hervertellings , want wie kan regtig liefde in ‘n enkel sin verhaal? Geminag , die seun van liefde en haat - jou einste bestaan ,van die vroegste paradoksale meesterstukke. Verewig , verewig tot ‘n kind tussen die Groottes wat blindlings onder jou boogpunt swik. Vir elke nasie ‘n ander droom Vir elke geloof ‘n ander naam en Vir elke mens ‘n ander god. Amor , oh Amor! Die sinnebeeld van liefde wat die mendsom verbly , maar Eros jou ramkat jou hupse hygelbek! Jou erotiese aanraak! (die begeer ek) En ek? Met my koker van lig en van goud, wat hulde blyk en bou en bring maar bestorwe le voor my Laurel oor ‘n lood-stomp pylpunt vir haar ‘n treuerlied sing! Amor, Amor word wakker! My son le liefdeloos in my bros hart , wat instaan teen logika – sterk op die oorlogspad! Jy wat na my heuning reik -met honger hande vieslik gryp en ek wat jou met angel steek in desperaatheid jou nat vel breek… “Oh moeder”, roep die wetter na bo vir die planete om aan te **** “Oh moeder, Oh liefde “ ,spat die sot se treur, “ *** kan so bietjie , so klein – so seer!” En die heumel druis soos die moeder lag haar humor eg , maar haar woorde sag: “ My naakseun, my hinksperd My fallus met vlerke! Jy ,nog ‘n roosknop. gaan ook so te werke! Aanvaar die poëtiese justitie Stil nou liefstetjie Lamtietie Damtietie …” Amor, Amor! Weerstaan tog skoonheid se wieggelied en wees my genadig! Begunstig my ten einde laaste , selfs vader tyd is verveeld met die son se enkelpad! *** lank nog wil jy sluimer? Amor, Amor! Tel weer op jou leisels en bring liefde op die wind my wereld lê in afwagting vir die dolfyn en sy kind! Wees my genadig, Amor! Deurboor my leemte met goud, ,want die bringer van lig is slapeloos en my hart is droewig en koud. Oh Amor, Amor! Ek weet jys nog jonk, maar *** speel jy dollos met lewe se vonk… Amor, Amor! Word wakker! Amor…
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Dec 22, 2014
Dec 22, 2014 at 2:56 AM UTC
Amor, Amor!
Opgedra aan ‘n kind wat gebliksem moet word. Deur: Desperaatheid en vrees Jy klim in en uit die ***** van bestaan, beide die rede vir liefde en die kind wat sy baar. Jy is ‘n drievoud van godelike hervertellings , want wie kan regtig liefde in ‘n enkel sin verhaal? Geminag , die seun van liefde en haat - jou einste bestaan ,van die vroegste paradoksale meesterstukke. Verewig , verewig tot ‘n kind tussen die Groottes wat blindlings onder jou boogpunt swik. Vir elke nasie ‘n ander droom Vir elke geloof ‘n ander naam en Vir elke mens ‘n ander god. Amor , oh Amor! Die sinnebeeld van liefde wat die mendsom verbly , maar Eros jou ramkat jou hupse hygelbek! Jou erotiese aanraak! (die begeer ek) En ek? Met my koker van lig en van goud, wat hulde blyk en bou en bring maar bestorwe le voor my Laurel oor ‘n lood-stomp pylpunt vir haar ‘n treuerlied sing! Amor, Amor word wakker! My son le liefdeloos in my bros hart , wat instaan teen logika – sterk op die oorlogspad! Jy wat na my heuning reik -met honger hande vieslik gryp en ek wat jou met angel steek in desperaatheid jou nat vel breek… “Oh moeder”, roep die wetter na bo vir die planete om aan te **** “Oh moeder, Oh liefde “ ,spat die sot se treur, “ *** kan so bietjie , so klein – so seer!” En die heumel druis soos die moeder lag haar humor eg , maar haar woorde sag: “ My naakseun, my hinksperd My fallus met vlerke! Jy ,nog ‘n roosknop. gaan ook so te werke! Aanvaar die poëtiese justitie Stil nou liefstetjie Lamtietie Damtietie …” Amor, Amor! Weerstaan tog skoonheid se wieggelied en wees my genadig! Begunstig my ten einde laaste , selfs vader tyd is verveeld met die son se enkelpad! *** lank nog wil jy sluimer? Amor, Amor! Tel weer op jou leisels en bring liefde op die wind my wereld lê in afwagting vir die dolfyn en sy kind! Wees my genadig, Amor! Deurboor my leemte met goud, ,want die bringer van lig is slapeloos en my hart is droewig en koud. Oh Amor, Amor! Ek weet jys nog jonk, maar *** speel jy dollos met lewe se vonk… Amor, Amor! Word wakker! Amor…
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