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"harold" poems
and there…harold dreamt, he dreamed of a boat, one with a brown bottom, and a rusty green rutter, and it spun and it spun, the siem reap river, of sunkissed toffee color, he sailed on and on, and stared at his brother, he looked up above from the boat, straight up at the hot steamy sun, and his large white eyes, stared up at a bird, it was white and small, with slender yellow legs, that held a grace, unlike any other the crane flew in one circle above his head, harold watched as it plummeted to the brown water below, and at the last moment of its decent, it shot up and across his horizon, until it vanished
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Jan 20, 2015
Jan 20, 2015 at 9:03 PM UTC
Crane Part II
I must steal Harold’s purple crayon And build myself a brand-new town No king or paper bag princess It will be me who wears the crown. I shall draw myself a forest And begin the stories anew Word of the Fair Queen’s fame will spread And chaos will ensue. In order to reach my kingdom You must first prove your worth I cannot be reached by sea or sky You must travel over the earth. Through the forest is your only hope To gain such fortune and fame Marry the Queen and rule the kingdom If you can survive the game. You must follow Little Red Riding Hood As far and as fast as you can Steer clear of Jack and his beanstalk Do not trust the Ginger Bread Man. Snow White’s cabin is to the north Goldilocks lives to the west Hansel and Gretel will offer you food Beware, this is a test. The Three Little Pigs are plagued By the Big Bad Wolf of lore But even he is nothing compared To the curse Sleeping Beauty bore **** n Boots and Robin Hood Will save you just one time Dare to steal the Goose’s Golden eggs And you will be punished for your crime. If you manage to defy the odds And make it through alive I shall take your hand and under our rule The kingdom will grow and thrive. You must understand it isn’t personal, darling When I slip the poison into your canteen I miss my game, and nobody can be More powerful than the crooked fair Queen.
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Aug 30, 2022
Aug 30, 2022 at 10:57 AM UTC
The Fair Queen
(athena) the sweaty, jacked-up summer is approaching quick fired from the mouth of april like a bullet from a handgun (aphrodite) we are fast, beautiful ***** like gasoline on someone’s palm ***** like fences that hold gardens of shredded tires ***** like blood dried on the sidewalk in the shape of a tightened fist (athena) ***** sneakers and ***** hair (aphrodite) with shampoo that never got washed all the way out (athena) ***** because of how we love (aphrodite) sharp-beautiful-longing! (athena) with our hands on other girls’ knees and thighs like birds out of their cage or the statue of liberty punching her light into a sky that holds as much desire as it holds stars (aphrodite) nameless-bursting-burning! (athena) rough and sweet and fresh from hell crawling to emancipation just wanting to love just wanting to live (aphrodite) just wanting to move her hair out of her face with our thumbs (athena) asking to be allowed to want what we are not supposed to have (aphrodite) quivering (athena) hot and sweaty like little kids under the covers with a flashlight reading harold and the purple crayon (aphrodite) but there is no flashlight this time (athena) and no picture book
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Jun 9, 2017
Jun 9, 2017 at 12:40 AM UTC
in the year 2017, athena and aphrodite are gay
the glockenspiel of our daily raid of sewers in heaven and our Jovian dwarves appalling the rapturous capacity of forever and ever. the kooky jingle of our serpents, darning socks for the antichrist and our elaborate rats. the simple maze of our condition in the hell were at. the creaking gate to a twilight and a lost chapter marooned on an island of undead Librarians. starving for brains tardy with the Harold Robins knife in red breast.
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Jan 19, 2013
Jan 19, 2013 at 4:37 PM UTC
Trump And Annoy
even teddy said i got the sickest tricks brah. like my abilities source from some kinda legendary liquid                                                                                       / praise the lord / monster energy should sponsor me. a kickflip over the king’s *** hole & a halfcab for the looky-loos. i feel so tall when i climb that heap of asphalt trimmings & see clear from the water tower to the bluffs. gimme a good day, any day at the bluffs, bottlerockets & girly birds. her body brings a swarm of worms. decomp, said the f.b.i. men one by one with tweezers. not quite the homecoming queen, still wrapped in plastic. look up. see that great mess of wires, nest of powerlines and owl bones? it crackles and croons its electro-spectral purr all night and day. new neck tat & cody spends his paycheck on a crossbow. we target practice on a bull skull. wet cigarettes and turpentine-soaked socks for a good huff in the dry of the roofline as it dumps. there’s that little boy in a ghost mask again, tap-dancing in puddles below the streetlamp, & oversized shoes. his grandmoms always be watchin’ from the window. [whispers] she’s teaching him magic. lucky unit 19: where our young dead damsel once dolled herself up, you see men and headlights would roll thru thrice nightly, maybe more. & i remember her punch red lips & big whicker hat; while she weeded and watered her garden of begonias. the sheriff’s deputy, hart? hicks? hogan? well he loved her a bunch. stole her clothes in the middle of the night, & sat beside the river sobbing into clumped fists of bra and blouse. i bought ******* from that guy once or twice. harold? howard? guess who showed his face today? josiah, from unit 08. since the incident with molly’s beagle, he’s been rarely seen. took a bee line straight for the mailbox. a package. a prize. a decoder ring/secret map sweepstakes to be seen and deciphered.
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Nov 5, 2015
Nov 5, 2015 at 1:44 AM UTC
& skullduggery at the fat trout trailer park
even teddy said i got the sickest tricks brah. like my abilities source from some kinda legendary liquid                                                                                       / praise the lord / monster energy should sponsor me. a kickflip over the king’s *** hole & a halfcab for the looky-loos. i feel so tall when i climb that heap of asphalt trimmings & see clear from the water tower to the bluffs. gimme a good day, any day at the bluffs, bottlerockets & girly birds. her body brings a swarm of worms. decomp, said the f.b.i. men one by one with tweezers. not quite the homecoming queen, still wrapped in plastic. look up. see that great mess of wires, nest of powerlines and owl bones? it crackles and croons its electro-spectral purr all night and day. new neck tat & cody spends his paycheck on a crossbow. we target practice on a bull skull. wet cigarettes and turpentine-soaked socks for a good huff in the dry of the roofline as it dumps. there’s that little boy in a ghost mask again, tap-dancing in puddles below the streetlamp, & oversized shoes. his grandmoms always be watchin’ from the window. [whispers] she’s teaching him magic. lucky unit 19: where our young dead damsel once dolled herself up, you see men and headlights would roll thru thrice nightly, maybe more. & i remember her punch red lips & big whicker hat; while she weeded and watered her garden of begonias. the sheriff’s deputy, hart? hicks? hogan? well he loved her a bunch. stole her clothes in the middle of the night, & sat beside the river sobbing into clumped fists of bra and blouse. i bought ******* from that guy once or twice. harold? howard? guess who showed his face today? josiah, from unit 08. since the incident with molly’s beagle, he’s been rarely seen. took a bee line straight for the mailbox. a package. a prize. a decoder ring/secret map sweepstakes to be seen and deciphered.
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I swallowed her and now She lives inside me or I live Through her, we are alive. I’m her friend, her teenage And fantasies, a sixty year old- Hair and books she ever read Long distance phone calls And delight matched our Love for Sujata, Mr And Mrs Iyer And I sat on her couch on my Despised vacations sketching Letters to Milena, Quabbani And we spoke of her brothers, Generations and cafes I went. I’m Delhi, Bangalore and Endless conversations- She never met and she’s my Lost Malayalam, postcards and A world so familiar, a childhood. Hold your breath and relax I’m going to stay and listen Till you are out of stories and I repeat, remind and you smile. I’ll get you melodies and 60s Harold Robbins and Nutan, Your weirdness and aloofness. You don’t grow old with me I’ll live, I promise as your fonts Visit places you walked and Write to you all, deep- blue Letters, deep- blue-letters. You are my first high-heels Strawberry fields and music system I’ll recite you a love story Picture him as our classic heroes And giggle as girls sixteen and Seventeen. You swallowed me And I live through you, we’re alive.
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Oct 15, 2015
Oct 15, 2015 at 12:25 PM UTC
swallowed roasted 60
Charlie Chaplin, set the pace Buster Keaton, old stone face Groucho and the brothers Marx Margaret Dumont for some sparks Harold Lloyd, The Brothers Ritz Did I mention Zazu Pitts? Stan and Ollie, Keystone Cops Chases that just wouldn't stop The Stooges, Larry, Curly, Moe and then theres Shemp and Curly Joe Bing and Bob, and Dean and Jerry Two could sing, while two made merry Bud and Lou and who's on first? Harry Langdon and Charlie Chase I think who is on first base Mabel Normand and Mack Swain Always tied before the train Pie fights, slapstick in black and white This was when we laughed all night Mack Sennet, Roach, and Our Gang Spanky and Alfalfa sang Words were twisted, spun and turned People splashed and others burned Remember back to days of yore To when they had you on the floor Rembember Baby Rose Marie She started at the age of three Many more could make the list For many I know that I missed Make 'em laugh and take a pie Get sprayed with seltzer in the eye Go and watch their films again So comedy will always reign Thank you to the funny folk Who taught us how to take a joke....
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Mar 5, 2013
Mar 5, 2013 at 11:03 PM UTC
Hollywood Comedy Roll Call
More than just mounds of muscle galore A curiosity where one must experience in explore A body composition from before to present The use of weights in repetitions These are the forces in bodybuilding’s condition Bodybuilding is about construct It is all about proportion if one decides to compete You must be committed and not take shortcuts known as cheat Yet one’s physique must be complete from the shoulders to the feet Lifting heavy weights is like Hercules in a feat Intensity will play being the determination all the way However, one must understand how much intensity their body can take Yet you must have good health conditions in exercise before attempting any heavy training you decide to make Bodybuilding means having a goal and what you want to achieve Never listen to anyone about enhancing drugs, as it is a deception for you to be deceived Bodybuilding is about bringing and contouring all the muscles together Being a true destined Bodybuilder like no other The mystique will be one’s desired physique I have met Bodybuilding champs in their day such as Arnold Schwarzenegger, Serge Nubret, Harold Poole, Leon Brown, Flex Wheeler, Kevin Levrone, Mike Ashley and many others They had assurance and confidential in being determined to win Mr. Schwarzenegger became the top ranking Mr. Olympia Mr. Olympia being the highest honor throughout Bodybuilding Those Bodybuilding champions mentioned had their plan from their beginning from when The new breed of Bodybuilders are following in their footsteps and making their mark Bodybuilders in general are thinking from their own fitness from then They put determination in making it a can Bodybuilding is truly about how your body can respond to certain exercises and how it can be shaped The training principles come together in how they are relate So you now know how Bodybuilding functions A masterpiece constructed from sculptor with a posing stand The array of applause under the spotlight A determination in the Bodybuilder become the step out pose The thinking of revelation I suppose But Bodybuilding is about the flex and not become perplexed.
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Mar 5, 2016
Mar 5, 2016 at 6:02 PM UTC
WHAT MAKES THE SPORT OF BODYBUILDING?
More than just mounds of muscle galore A curiosity where one must experience in explore A body composition from before to present The use of weights in repetitions These are the forces in bodybuilding’s condition Bodybuilding is about construct It is all about proportion if one decides to compete You must be committed and not take shortcuts known as cheat Yet one’s physique must be complete from the shoulders to the feet Lifting heavy weights is like Hercules in a feat Intensity will play being the determination all the way However, one must understand how much intensity their body can take Yet you must have good health conditions in exercise before attempting any heavy training you decide to make Bodybuilding means having a goal and what you want to achieve Never listen to anyone about enhancing drugs, as it is a deception for you to be deceived Bodybuilding is about bringing and contouring all the muscles together Being a true destined Bodybuilder like no other The mystique will be one’s desired physique I have met Bodybuilding champs in their day such as Arnold Schwarzenegger, Serge Nubret, Harold Poole, Leon Brown, Flex Wheeler, Kevin Levrone, Mike Ashley and many others They had assurance and confidential in being determined to win Mr. Schwarzenegger became the top ranking Mr. Olympia Mr. Olympia being the highest honor throughout Bodybuilding Those Bodybuilding champions mentioned had their plan from their beginning from when The new breed of Bodybuilders are following in their footsteps and making their mark Bodybuilders in general are thinking from their own fitness from then They put determination in making it a can Bodybuilding is truly about how your body can respond to certain exercises and how it can be shaped The training principles come together in how they are relate So you now know how Bodybuilding functions A masterpiece constructed from sculptor with a posing stand The array of applause under the spotlight A determination in the Bodybuilder become the step out pose The thinking of revelation I suppose But Bodybuilding is about the flex and not become perplexed.
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Good old Gregory Goose was Gladder  than any Gander could be  and not Just because Nelson the Ninja Snail had said he was "JUST-DUCKY" !     This was a Very Special morning for Gregory Goose,   in Fact it was yesterdays Super Special situation that made His Delight so DELICIOUS.      The comment by Nelson the Ninja Snail, had simply added to  His Glory!      Gregory's Special Situation  Had been the Unexpected Announcement that HE was to be Named  "TEAM-CAPTAIN"   for the Annual  "Hog Wallow and Here's Mud in Your eye" CONTEST ! !     "Oh the delight" He thought,   "I am to be Captain,  after waiting all these years".     "ME"   he exclaimed !  "Captain of the South Forty Blocks"......   "W O W ' ! !    At the most convenient time of the day,  Harold Hippo,   Candy Cow,   Curtis Chipmunk,   Marvin Monkey,   Beatrice Bovine   and Larry Lynx  decided to make a Personal call on Good Old *GREGORY GOOSE  .   Keep in mind Now,   That Harold,  Candy,   Curtis,   Marvin,   Beatrice  and Larry we're the *INSIDE,  of the  "INNER-CIRCLE".     JUST ASK THEM !!    They were on the INSIDE ! !    Well,  when Gregory Goose heard the Knock at the door,   He opened it with a Great Big Grin,  That ONLY Gregory could Give!   Before Him stood  the "J U D G E S "  of All Contests and Efforts.    *Gregory was Beside Himself ! !     Instead of Seeing a group of Smiles and Handshakes,   He saw Staring Eyes,   Necks that had been stiffened  AND  *Gnashing of Teeth.    Beatrice Bovine was the First to Speak,   "Gregory,   it has been brought to our attention that you had a conversation with Nelson the Ninja Snail,,   and YOU didn't Rebuke his statement of being called  "JUST-DUCKY".    "As a result of this,  *WE  decided YOU  "Cannot  Be"    CAPTAIN   of the Hog Wallow and Mud in Your Eye Contest,   PERIOD ! !      Gregory Simply smiled,  Looked Straight into their Eyes,   Quietly said  "BYE",   Softly Closed the door....    Turned Grinning,   Knelt to his Knees,   PRAYING,   Thanking GOD,  for the FACT,, That he,   Gregory,    He was Made just a   *LITTLE BIT PECULIAR  ! !
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Jan 10, 2011
Jan 10, 2011 at 3:19 AM UTC
*" GREGORY the GANDER " * ( #47 )
Good old Gregory Goose was Gladder  than any Gander could be  and not Just because Nelson the Ninja Snail had said he was "JUST-DUCKY" !     This was a Very Special morning for Gregory Goose,   in Fact it was yesterdays Super Special situation that made His Delight so DELICIOUS.      The comment by Nelson the Ninja Snail, had simply added to  His Glory!      Gregory's Special Situation  Had been the Unexpected Announcement that HE was to be Named  "TEAM-CAPTAIN"   for the Annual  "Hog Wallow and Here's Mud in Your eye" CONTEST ! !     "Oh the delight" He thought,   "I am to be Captain,  after waiting all these years".     "ME"   he exclaimed !  "Captain of the South Forty Blocks"......   "W O W ' ! !    At the most convenient time of the day,  Harold Hippo,   Candy Cow,   Curtis Chipmunk,   Marvin Monkey,   Beatrice Bovine   and Larry Lynx  decided to make a Personal call on Good Old *GREGORY GOOSE  .   Keep in mind Now,   That Harold,  Candy,   Curtis,   Marvin,   Beatrice  and Larry we're the *INSIDE,  of the  "INNER-CIRCLE".     JUST ASK THEM !!    They were on the INSIDE ! !    Well,  when Gregory Goose heard the Knock at the door,   He opened it with a Great Big Grin,  That ONLY Gregory could Give!   Before Him stood  the "J U D G E S "  of All Contests and Efforts.    *Gregory was Beside Himself ! !     Instead of Seeing a group of Smiles and Handshakes,   He saw Staring Eyes,   Necks that had been stiffened  AND  *Gnashing of Teeth.    Beatrice Bovine was the First to Speak,   "Gregory,   it has been brought to our attention that you had a conversation with Nelson the Ninja Snail,,   and YOU didn't Rebuke his statement of being called  "JUST-DUCKY".    "As a result of this,  *WE  decided YOU  "Cannot  Be"    CAPTAIN   of the Hog Wallow and Mud in Your Eye Contest,   PERIOD ! !      Gregory Simply smiled,  Looked Straight into their Eyes,   Quietly said  "BYE",   Softly Closed the door....    Turned Grinning,   Knelt to his Knees,   PRAYING,   Thanking GOD,  for the FACT,, That he,   Gregory,    He was Made just a   *LITTLE BIT PECULIAR  ! !
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Derk! The Harold angels sing. The muffin is my savior. Jesus lies. Pacific Islands. The screaming of fires. Rulers. Words. Meters. Feet. The magnetic field is the only field. If I could trust baseball, I would. But cereals, Vonnegut, lies. -ectomy. The ubiquitous suffix. Suffixes make the world hell. -ism, -itis, -like, -tude, cease your silly constructions! Constructions are power I will smash bye bye now
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Feb 3, 2015
Feb 3, 2015 at 6:51 PM UTC
Cowboy
Thinking about the end of the World should not keep you sleepless at night. If predicted correctly, you’ll never get credit- So what does it pay to be right? To wrongly predict the end of the World will make you the **** of derision. As Harold Camping found out To his shock and dismay when reality triumphed his vision. We know not the day or the hour my friends when Gabriel’s trumpet might blast. With kindness and patience so live this life You will not be ashamed of your past.
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Dec 18, 2013
Dec 18, 2013 at 8:24 AM UTC
Harold Camping
She was a friend of Amber Clark You know, you've met her before She's the girl who listens secretly To Bach behind the door The Closet Classic ****** Who wears shirts of the Ramones But listens to Rachmaninov whenever she's alone Jennifer McSweeney known by all upon the street She had kind words for everyone She liked everyone she'd meet She ate meals at Giannis Knew the Pawnbroker, Old Cy She listened to the bluesman Whenever she came by Like all the folks upon the street Jennifer was dark Not gothic, but you could say grey She was set to make her mark She was going to be famous Her face upon the Silver Screen She was going to be a movie star Like The Truck Stop Beauty Queen Jennifer loved movies Not the ones that can be found At the local dvd store She liked the movies without sound Her little quirk was that she Liked the movies from the start They told tales in black and white These were strong in Jenni's heart Buster Keaton, Harold Lloyd Fatty Arbuckle, and more Zasu Pitts, Charlie Chase They struck her to her core L and H, The Keystone Kops She loved to see them grapplin' But none of these compared to her deep love for Charlie Chaplin The Cineplex would show a film They would host a special week When silent movies were the shows When nobody did speak Jennifer would take the time To watch each film they showed She was so happy when the week came round She positively glowed The kids she knew, all thought her odd Because of what she liked But, when the silent week was here Jennifer was psyched One year she went to the next town To get a small tattoo It was all done up in black and grey It was what she had to do Like other girls who have been inked It was in the same place But, it was little, very non descript Of her favorite actors face She told few friends about it And though she never did get violent If you laughed at her tattoo Like Chaplin, she'd be silent She kept it to herself most times Her little bit of ink As she aged she'd show it more For the cost of just one drink She would take them to her bedroom And by the light of her small lamp She would show her tattoo proudly Chaplin....her little ***** stamp It's the thing that she is known for She's the girls with Charlie's face Where others all have Chinese Words She has Chaplin in this place She is known for loving movies In black and white, and though it's camp She gives a whole new meaning to Having a ***** stamp.
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Feb 6, 2014
Feb 6, 2014 at 12:00 AM UTC
The Street....Little ***** Stamp
She was a friend of Amber Clark You know, you've met her before She's the girl who listens secretly To Bach behind the door The Closet Classic ****** Who wears shirts of the Ramones But listens to Rachmaninov whenever she's alone Jennifer McSweeney known by all upon the street She had kind words for everyone She liked everyone she'd meet She ate meals at Giannis Knew the Pawnbroker, Old Cy She listened to the bluesman Whenever she came by Like all the folks upon the street Jennifer was dark Not gothic, but you could say grey She was set to make her mark She was going to be famous Her face upon the Silver Screen She was going to be a movie star Like The Truck Stop Beauty Queen Jennifer loved movies Not the ones that can be found At the local dvd store She liked the movies without sound Her little quirk was that she Liked the movies from the start They told tales in black and white These were strong in Jenni's heart Buster Keaton, Harold Lloyd Fatty Arbuckle, and more Zasu Pitts, Charlie Chase They struck her to her core L and H, The Keystone Kops She loved to see them grapplin' But none of these compared to her deep love for Charlie Chaplin The Cineplex would show a film They would host a special week When silent movies were the shows When nobody did speak Jennifer would take the time To watch each film they showed She was so happy when the week came round She positively glowed The kids she knew, all thought her odd Because of what she liked But, when the silent week was here Jennifer was psyched One year she went to the next town To get a small tattoo It was all done up in black and grey It was what she had to do Like other girls who have been inked It was in the same place But, it was little, very non descript Of her favorite actors face She told few friends about it And though she never did get violent If you laughed at her tattoo Like Chaplin, she'd be silent She kept it to herself most times Her little bit of ink As she aged she'd show it more For the cost of just one drink She would take them to her bedroom And by the light of her small lamp She would show her tattoo proudly Chaplin....her little ***** stamp It's the thing that she is known for She's the girls with Charlie's face Where others all have Chinese Words She has Chaplin in this place She is known for loving movies In black and white, and though it's camp She gives a whole new meaning to Having a ***** stamp.
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We lined the ridge of Senlac hill The shield wall stood five men deep In the autumn chill The came at us on horse and foot But we were the men of the Sussex weald Men who would not yealed Our shields now hacked and broken Bodies bloodied bruised and sore But we the housecarles of the English King Would stand and fight the war Prince William came with his aray the English crown to take But we the men of Sussex Would many French bones break Alas our shield wall has broken Kentish men on the right have charged They sought to cut the Norman line And so the men of Kent did die The French now archers did deploy With bitter arows fired high Harold, our king, our leige Lord Took an arrow in his eye We gathered round his body We men of the Sussex Weald Our king was dead, the battle lost But Sussex men don't yeald The shield wall now in disaray Large gaps now opened up Brave men now die before the spear From the broadswords vicious cut And so we died on Senlac ridge But there were no wounds in our backs We died for England's glory Cut down by spear and axe
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Jan 13, 2015
Jan 13, 2015 at 6:55 PM UTC
Hastings 1066
**** the Religious Right         **** Those That Condemn Others*                 **** The Republicans                         **** The Democrats                                 **** The Government Having Too Much Say In Our Lives*                                   **** Paying Taxes                                     **** The Gas Company                                              **** The Water Company                                                      **** The Electric Company                                                               **** Cars                                                                       **** Car Payments                                                                               **** Being Late On Payments                                                                                       **** Bills All Together                                                                                               **** Not Getting Benefits For Being Early On Payments                                                                                                       **** My Need To Capitalize Every Word                                                                                                               **** PETA                                                                                                                       **** People That Mistreat Animals                                                                                                                               **** Vegetarians                                                                                                                      **** Carnivores                                                                                                               **** Omnivores, What You Can't Choose A Side?!?!?                                                                                                     **** Going To College Just To Work At McDonalds                                                                                             **** White Collar Getting Paid More Than Blue Collar                                                                                     **** Having A Collar                                                                             **** The People That Reproduce Too **** Much                                                                      **** Those That Think There's No Future In Children                                                               **** Commercialism*                                                        **** Never Running Out Of Things To ****                                                **** People That Say They Have No Friends But They're Always Too Busy To Do Anything Cuz They're Already Hanging Out With Someone Else                                        **** Anyone Who Likes This Poem                                **** Anyone Who Doesn’t Like This Poem                       **** 6,000 Channels On TV And Nothing Is Ever On               **** The Summer Sun       **** Global Warming* **** Flat Pop         **** Hot Coffee That Gets Cold                 **** Pets Dying                          **** Death                                  **** Wasting Life*                                          **** People That Talk To Much                                                  **** People That Cuss                                                           **** People That Have A Problem With Cussing                                                                    **** Fox News                                                                            **** Anyone That Lives Their Life Strictly By A Book (especially you Harold And The Purple Crayon people out there)                                                                                     **** Laugh Tracks Telling Me When To Laugh                                                                                             **** Everything That You Stand For                                                                                                     **** Everything That You Are                                                                                                              **** Everything That You're Not                                                                                                                       **** Finishing This Poem, I'm Gonna Go Eat                                **** Anything That I Forgot To **** In This POEM
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Jun 11, 2011
Jun 11, 2011 at 9:01 PM UTC
**** Having A Title
**** the Religious Right         **** Those That Condemn Others*                 **** The Republicans                         **** The Democrats                                 **** The Government Having Too Much Say In Our Lives*                                   **** Paying Taxes                                     **** The Gas Company                                              **** The Water Company                                                      **** The Electric Company                                                               **** Cars                                                                       **** Car Payments                                                                               **** Being Late On Payments                                                                                       **** Bills All Together                                                                                               **** Not Getting Benefits For Being Early On Payments                                                                                                       **** My Need To Capitalize Every Word                                                                                                               **** PETA                                                                                                                       **** People That Mistreat Animals                                                                                                                               **** Vegetarians                                                                                                                      **** Carnivores                                                                                                               **** Omnivores, What You Can't Choose A Side?!?!?                                                                                                     **** Going To College Just To Work At McDonalds                                                                                             **** White Collar Getting Paid More Than Blue Collar                                                                                     **** Having A Collar                                                                             **** The People That Reproduce Too **** Much                                                                      **** Those That Think There's No Future In Children                                                               **** Commercialism*                                                        **** Never Running Out Of Things To ****                                                **** People That Say They Have No Friends But They're Always Too Busy To Do Anything Cuz They're Already Hanging Out With Someone Else                                        **** Anyone Who Likes This Poem                                **** Anyone Who Doesn’t Like This Poem                       **** 6,000 Channels On TV And Nothing Is Ever On               **** The Summer Sun       **** Global Warming* **** Flat Pop         **** Hot Coffee That Gets Cold                 **** Pets Dying                          **** Death                                  **** Wasting Life*                                          **** People That Talk To Much                                                  **** People That Cuss                                                           **** People That Have A Problem With Cussing                                                                    **** Fox News                                                                            **** Anyone That Lives Their Life Strictly By A Book (especially you Harold And The Purple Crayon people out there)                                                                                     **** Laugh Tracks Telling Me When To Laugh                                                                                             **** Everything That You Stand For                                                                                                     **** Everything That You Are                                                                                                              **** Everything That You're Not                                                                                                                       **** Finishing This Poem, I'm Gonna Go Eat                                **** Anything That I Forgot To **** In This POEM
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flying laser concept shooting down airplane flashlights for cops getting dissacsciative instantly distroying dazers on your car weird sound things warning warning hit the brakes it's not a deer good **** have you ever seen him? Star wars kid? The good 'ol days. Before there was any kind of like... I bet he's huge. There he is. **** can happen. Expandable pole. Destructive laser. All talk, no walk. Death rays. Forget my blowtorch. Let there be fire. Let it rain. Targeting him. That's stupid. **** this spider. Did he? Huge ******* spider. Brightest spotlight ever. Can't escape it. Pretty good shot. It's gonna die. Choke it out. Go to the end. Sad. **** a dog. Hot in here. People like motherhood. Is that a ferret? Don't drip on me. Pennies on the floor. Are you jealous? I had a bad case. Gotta get rockin'. Something we both like. Look at Harold. I might be goin' down. I've been goin' down. People do the work. Enable it. Consume battery. Bring it to a nine. Should be easy. Catchy and fitted. Going viral. Pyramid scheme. I'm on the top. The fastest. The most accurate. A community project. It's a contest. Easter eggs. Enable fun times. Enable opportunities. Making it happen. Shocking update. It's getting there. Few more sips. Wooowww Wowww Wow. Got 'em. Sad day. Pack up everything. Say hi. Bring her chocolate. They like attention. That **** ferret. Sorry I got somber. We got to be heroes. Might be a good idea. Nice seeing you. Goodbye. Au revoise. Hard to say goodbye. Concept of sleep. Three all nighters. One more thing. Sweet dreams. Bye. Thanks.
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Feb 5, 2013
Feb 5, 2013 at 12:33 AM UTC
Fragments
flying laser concept shooting down airplane flashlights for cops getting dissacsciative instantly distroying dazers on your car weird sound things warning warning hit the brakes it's not a deer good **** have you ever seen him? Star wars kid? The good 'ol days. Before there was any kind of like... I bet he's huge. There he is. **** can happen. Expandable pole. Destructive laser. All talk, no walk. Death rays. Forget my blowtorch. Let there be fire. Let it rain. Targeting him. That's stupid. **** this spider. Did he? Huge ******* spider. Brightest spotlight ever. Can't escape it. Pretty good shot. It's gonna die. Choke it out. Go to the end. Sad. **** a dog. Hot in here. People like motherhood. Is that a ferret? Don't drip on me. Pennies on the floor. Are you jealous? I had a bad case. Gotta get rockin'. Something we both like. Look at Harold. I might be goin' down. I've been goin' down. People do the work. Enable it. Consume battery. Bring it to a nine. Should be easy. Catchy and fitted. Going viral. Pyramid scheme. I'm on the top. The fastest. The most accurate. A community project. It's a contest. Easter eggs. Enable fun times. Enable opportunities. Making it happen. Shocking update. It's getting there. Few more sips. Wooowww Wowww Wow. Got 'em. Sad day. Pack up everything. Say hi. Bring her chocolate. They like attention. That **** ferret. Sorry I got somber. We got to be heroes. Might be a good idea. Nice seeing you. Goodbye. Au revoise. Hard to say goodbye. Concept of sleep. Three all nighters. One more thing. Sweet dreams. Bye. Thanks.
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Harolds rootbeer was warm but he was out of ice. Josh said they never had any to begin with. Harold searched the freezer desperately. "I'm so ******* thirsty!" Josh took out some popsicles and dropped them in Harold's glass. "Problem solved!"
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Jul 10, 2010
Jul 10, 2010 at 1:34 PM UTC
Drink
*He tapped me on the shoulder Before he had to go Said I'll be your Guardian Angel I just wanted you to know He said he knows no one who went That came back and then complained So he guessed the place was pretty nice And was sure he'd want to stay He knew he'd see my grandma Who had went three years before She'd been waiting for him patiently To walk him through God's door Then he asked us not to worry Said he knows what is in store He was pleased with the life he lived And knew God would show him more Spent his last three weeks with family Where he said his sweet goodbyes My final memory of this man Was the brave ending to his life He would give to me this passion But to the world he gave much more The life he lived was one of love He was the gift I most adored* In Memory Sgt. Harold Addison Yates My Grandfather Carl Joseph Roberts
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Apr 2, 2014
Apr 2, 2014 at 5:12 AM UTC
The Gift
Old Harold lived on the second floor In a darkened room with an old locked door. My cousins and I used to tease him there, And he’d chase us out, give us a scare. I didn’t know exactly who he was, “He’s a mean old man,” said my favorite cos’. “Grandma let him live here after Grandpa died. She doesn’t even like him and we don’t know why.” When he was out we would take a peek. Around the ocher walls and his bed we’d sneak. There was nothing but an iron bunk And a glass-front chest filled with lots of junk. One day Old Harold must have complained About our pestering…we really were pains! But no parent’s lecture could keep us away. And Grandma’s yelling at him not to stay. Old Uncle Harold disappeared for years. We would make up stories for littler ears. But one day my father had news of him. He lived with “a harlot” and his checks she’d skim. I was old enough to know what it meant And asked Dad why uncle Harold seemed bent. “He was gassed in the War in a field at Verdun.” Dad told me in a tone that left me stunned; “And was then sent around to pick up the dead. With the gas and the horror, his mind just went.” Now I recalled all the times we had teased And agonized him when we should have pleased. But now it was too late to apologize, He was so lost, he wouldn’t recognize His grown tormentors, when he hardly Knew my father, the kindly mentor, Who visited him every week, Who paid for anything to make him last, And reminded him of better times past; Telling him of the time he caught a butterfly And brought it to show the girls and guys. How he wanted to let it fly away, But when the boys had killed it anyway. He cried and was called a coward then, And as my father spoke and wept again. Old Uncle Harold died alone In a sterile, cold-floored nursing home. None but Dad came to grieve And I, only an hour away, shunned the feeling and just felt numb, Until Dad called and told me the story Of Harold’s death and only then Could I say, “I’m sorry!” to his ghost. I should have said it long ago; the one who Maddened him least repented the most. If I could say “Sorry” for the times we made him shout. I realised he’d just have yelled, “Get the hell out!”
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Dec 3, 2018
Dec 3, 2018 at 11:00 AM UTC
Old Uncle Harold
Old Harold lived on the second floor In a darkened room with an old locked door. My cousins and I used to tease him there, And he’d chase us out, give us a scare. I didn’t know exactly who he was, “He’s a mean old man,” said my favorite cos’. “Grandma let him live here after Grandpa died. She doesn’t even like him and we don’t know why.” When he was out we would take a peek. Around the ocher walls and his bed we’d sneak. There was nothing but an iron bunk And a glass-front chest filled with lots of junk. One day Old Harold must have complained About our pestering…we really were pains! But no parent’s lecture could keep us away. And Grandma’s yelling at him not to stay. Old Uncle Harold disappeared for years. We would make up stories for littler ears. But one day my father had news of him. He lived with “a harlot” and his checks she’d skim. I was old enough to know what it meant And asked Dad why uncle Harold seemed bent. “He was gassed in the War in a field at Verdun.” Dad told me in a tone that left me stunned; “And was then sent around to pick up the dead. With the gas and the horror, his mind just went.” Now I recalled all the times we had teased And agonized him when we should have pleased. But now it was too late to apologize, He was so lost, he wouldn’t recognize His grown tormentors, when he hardly Knew my father, the kindly mentor, Who visited him every week, Who paid for anything to make him last, And reminded him of better times past; Telling him of the time he caught a butterfly And brought it to show the girls and guys. How he wanted to let it fly away, But when the boys had killed it anyway. He cried and was called a coward then, And as my father spoke and wept again. Old Uncle Harold died alone In a sterile, cold-floored nursing home. None but Dad came to grieve And I, only an hour away, shunned the feeling and just felt numb, Until Dad called and told me the story Of Harold’s death and only then Could I say, “I’m sorry!” to his ghost. I should have said it long ago; the one who Maddened him least repented the most. If I could say “Sorry” for the times we made him shout. I realised he’d just have yelled, “Get the hell out!”
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Like the way a speaker prepares his toast. Each yearning sensibility, their bold autumnal stamen cast lines into the horizon of our lives. That when we were younger we even thought, that aeroplanes would land just where we stood in front of our homes in our neighborhood. And if unfurled, as our oil riggers kept us off the benches so we must only had whispers of our doings. Then Harold Sev and Linda Wevven brought to us our cars, our toys, our wives...cooking and cleaning and children. This was not the narrow passage of peak four. Because of this we have learned many wonderfully-suited professions of our tertiary friends: radio captain, Saharan Field Marshall, dairy operator at a dromedary farm. Why in this short-timed, often-rainy parody of existence due countries set embargos upon one another so that two men who cannot afford even the drink they carry, so long as they handle the glass properly, and we concern ourselves with things as trivial as this. You stay everyone! This America is stupendous. Or then drink from my hands and say, "America Finding the Curious Even More Curiouser.'" Where with two plates two bowls, two forks, two spoons, two glasses, and thrice the knives of a charcuterie. So with your bold hand baskets, and Model-Ts, go show us how you fffffffffffffffffffff
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May 25, 2014
May 25, 2014 at 4:42 AM UTC
So I Say To You America. I Almost Did But I Did Not
Fast-walking past Timpsons', I hear Attic Dithyrambs In eternal rhythmic voyage The Adjectives of Ancients Crowd my senses, deliciously: Artless and cretinly, everyone turns away Quite leisurely into the bus station, And I alone walk among these Uninquiring minds I will shell out for an unruled real faux leather notebook Uncle Harold, you don't know what Poetry means; otherwise, you might have got me a quaint old anthology dense and esoteric, with Spender and Ezra, for my twenty-third And not the Readers' Digest Word Power Dictionary you sent off for with coupons: sure, I know what quixotic means and how to spell weird, and conceited, but name two ways they apply to me? How will I confront the unremitting suffering of my existence with a list of Celebrity Anagrams? True? or False? Poetry is Dead, and with it, the bespirited core of commonman: I will submit my first volume as a .pdf
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Aug 16, 2013
Aug 16, 2013 at 1:09 PM UTC
Thesauri Scrutiny Hour (Villanelle)
4am sunday morning they broke into song unable to contain their smiles they cast aside the spent wine and took their ribald song to the streets with a fanfare of sound and light like jesters of old they painted smiles on the frowning old men and placed rainbows over the bridges between the carpets of the mighty and the halls of fable by 5am they had made it all the way in to the center of town where a roadblock of uniforms thought to make sense out of tealeaves and mint cookies as the jesters just dance around their confusions between their orders and what the truth of the heart tells em is the song and then we see the ugly show a pretty eye to the cause as it marches in through the double dawn one dawn for the sun the other for the hearts of the lonely and a secret one for me and her in our lounge chairs by the top of the spike hill kissing our sweet hearts to eachother by 10am all but the most die-hard had fallen to dreaming sweetly neath the juniper trees while thouse few who clung to awakened hearts sang softly and sweetly of summer nights and fresh loves unearthed from the ashes of the desperate pasts all things made anew from all the things made old by sunday evening we had all danced all the dances and kissed all the kisses till even the heat of passion couldn't fade held eachothers hands and smiled sweetly like memory's saying fare thee well till morrow i would be crazy if it weren't for your hand in mine here in the tropical sundown sunday night so deep and the only one left dancing is old harold he's doing the charleston with the moon's echo on the waves of the sea don't think he's ever been so happy and as i drift off to sleep with her in my arms i know that i don't need to explain to anyone that we are all jesters looking for a song to dance to at 4am in the tropics
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Jan 6, 2014
Jan 6, 2014 at 6:40 AM UTC
old harold and the moon's echo
4am sunday morning they broke into song unable to contain their smiles they cast aside the spent wine and took their ribald song to the streets with a fanfare of sound and light like jesters of old they painted smiles on the frowning old men and placed rainbows over the bridges between the carpets of the mighty and the halls of fable by 5am they had made it all the way in to the center of town where a roadblock of uniforms thought to make sense out of tealeaves and mint cookies as the jesters just dance around their confusions between their orders and what the truth of the heart tells em is the song and then we see the ugly show a pretty eye to the cause as it marches in through the double dawn one dawn for the sun the other for the hearts of the lonely and a secret one for me and her in our lounge chairs by the top of the spike hill kissing our sweet hearts to eachother by 10am all but the most die-hard had fallen to dreaming sweetly neath the juniper trees while thouse few who clung to awakened hearts sang softly and sweetly of summer nights and fresh loves unearthed from the ashes of the desperate pasts all things made anew from all the things made old by sunday evening we had all danced all the dances and kissed all the kisses till even the heat of passion couldn't fade held eachothers hands and smiled sweetly like memory's saying fare thee well till morrow i would be crazy if it weren't for your hand in mine here in the tropical sundown sunday night so deep and the only one left dancing is old harold he's doing the charleston with the moon's echo on the waves of the sea don't think he's ever been so happy and as i drift off to sleep with her in my arms i know that i don't need to explain to anyone that we are all jesters looking for a song to dance to at 4am in the tropics
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