Oh, "Game Of Thrones", I miss it so, with all the good looking gents,
what's an aging poetess to do,
but lament,
the sight of Kit Harington's assets,
(no, not the **** acting!),
made me want to take a trip down memory lane, so I got
packing,
this gray old hen remembers
when-
teenage summer nights laying
on the sand, then-
getting quite sufficiently drunk
with delightful young men!

Shouldn't Admit I Wrote This

There was an man from Harrington,
Oh how he wanted to become a nun, 
But he ate too much,
So he stopped being butch,
And wasn't allowed to be a nun all because he weighed a ton.