There was an man from Harrington,
Oh how he wanted to become a nun,
But he ate too much,
So he stopped being butch,
And wasn't allowed to be a nun all because he weighed a ton.
Jul 18, 2017
Jul 18, 2017 at 6:09 AM UTC
There was a woman from Iraq
she had a wonderful sack
it dragged on the floor
all red and raw
and now she's got a problem with her back
May 26, 2017
May 26, 2017 at 6:14 AM UTC
There once was a man from Liverpool,
he once decided he needed a bigger tool,
so he went to the shop,
he was in a flop,
and accidently bought a new stool.
Apr 25, 2017
Apr 25, 2017 at 5:05 AM UTC
There was a man from Birtley,
when I met him he really hurt me,
He kicked me in the face,
and another mysterious place,
Now I have ***
Apr 3, 2017
Apr 3, 2017 at 4:35 AM UTC