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"hahahaha" poems
The snowman to the scarecrow, “Hahahaha you’re just a stick figure…. and your hair’s straw.” The scarecrow to the snowman, “Watch who you talk about whenever you open your mouth, for all the coldness in your words will still melt to the ground along with you as soon as the sun comes out.” Owned! “You’re such a chump…” the snowman said… “…two words for your ancestry, tree stump.” the snowman said “You’re fat… you have a carrot for a nose, and what’s up with that stupid green and red coloured hat?” said the scarecrow Well played “I work all year round… you’re here for a season, did you really think you could hold your ground against someone that is here for a reason?” the scarecrow added The snowman cringed, but then had a comeback “At least I don’t wear the same filthy clothes every day of the year… what? Are you trying to bring ‘brown’ back?” Point for Snowman “It’s better than being fat and going naked.” Scarecrow brought it back Scarecrow is consistently winning right? I know… I know man! If he made you a fan, stick around for an autograph… I will throw in mine too For more on the war of words between these two Watch this space for round two.
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Jan 18, 2013
Jan 18, 2013 at 4:36 AM UTC
Scarecrow owns Snowman. (Diss... skill level, Chuck Norris)
Palembang, 16 Maret 2013 Serasa aku kembali ke masa lalu Membaca pesanmu, dan menerka bentuk wajahmu Kamu kembali lagi Menyirami kebun senyumku yang mekar kini Membuatku ingin terus terjaga Tuk menunggu pesan darimu lagi Kini aku di sini lagi Mengagumimu, untuk alasan yang tak pasti Membanggakanmu, betapa kau peduli padaku Aku hanya bayangan bagimu Kamu hanya bayangan bagiku Interaksi yang membuat kita jadi nyata Aku mencintaimu, untuk alasan yang tak masuk akal Aku sungguh mencintaimu, melebihi rasa yang kau berikan padaku Aku sangat mencintaimu, namun ku tak berharap memilikimu Aku mencintaimu, seperti dia mencintaimu Dulu aku masih lugu Menyatakan cinta padamu Dan kau menertawakanku hahahaha Aku pun juga begitu Lantas aku merasa malu, Aku memutuskan komunikasi denganmu Mencoba tuk berhenti mencintaimu Berhenti mengagumimu Ya, meski hanya beberapa bulan Aku tak sanggup lama-lama mengacuhkanmu "Thanks, we're friends again." Itu kata pertama yang kamu ucapkan padaku Setelah aku memutuskan untuk kembali mengagumimu Mencintaimu adalah hal yang selalu membuatku rindu Aku selalu malu jika mendapatkan pesan darimu Aku takut selalu salah jika membalas pesanmu Tapi ku coba apa adanya dihadapanmu Terima kasih kamu mau menjadi temanku Andai aku bisa mengerti perasaan ini Aku ingin sekali saja mencintaimu, yaitu kali ini Aku tak ingin berlama-lama mengagumimu Itu hanya akan membawa dukaku di kemudian hari Aku beruntung bisa mencintai orang sepertimu Kamu tahu? Tak sedetikpun aku tidak memikirkan kamu Andai aku bisa mengerti perasaan ini
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Mar 16, 2013
Mar 16, 2013 at 2:58 AM UTC
Andai Aku Bisa Mengerti Perasaan Ini
Palembang, 16 Maret 2013 Serasa aku kembali ke masa lalu Membaca pesanmu, dan menerka bentuk wajahmu Kamu kembali lagi Menyirami kebun senyumku yang mekar kini Membuatku ingin terus terjaga Tuk menunggu pesan darimu lagi Kini aku di sini lagi Mengagumimu, untuk alasan yang tak pasti Membanggakanmu, betapa kau peduli padaku Aku hanya bayangan bagimu Kamu hanya bayangan bagiku Interaksi yang membuat kita jadi nyata Aku mencintaimu, untuk alasan yang tak masuk akal Aku sungguh mencintaimu, melebihi rasa yang kau berikan padaku Aku sangat mencintaimu, namun ku tak berharap memilikimu Aku mencintaimu, seperti dia mencintaimu Dulu aku masih lugu Menyatakan cinta padamu Dan kau menertawakanku hahahaha Aku pun juga begitu Lantas aku merasa malu, Aku memutuskan komunikasi denganmu Mencoba tuk berhenti mencintaimu Berhenti mengagumimu Ya, meski hanya beberapa bulan Aku tak sanggup lama-lama mengacuhkanmu "Thanks, we're friends again." Itu kata pertama yang kamu ucapkan padaku Setelah aku memutuskan untuk kembali mengagumimu Mencintaimu adalah hal yang selalu membuatku rindu Aku selalu malu jika mendapatkan pesan darimu Aku takut selalu salah jika membalas pesanmu Tapi ku coba apa adanya dihadapanmu Terima kasih kamu mau menjadi temanku Andai aku bisa mengerti perasaan ini Aku ingin sekali saja mencintaimu, yaitu kali ini Aku tak ingin berlama-lama mengagumimu Itu hanya akan membawa dukaku di kemudian hari Aku beruntung bisa mencintai orang sepertimu Kamu tahu? Tak sedetikpun aku tidak memikirkan kamu Andai aku bisa mengerti perasaan ini
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Ano nga ba ang pag-ibig? Nakakain? Naluluwa? Natututunan katulad ng aralin o nababasa katulad ng mga maiikling tula? Nanggaling ba ito sa mga kwentong banyaga at kwentong matatanda? Siyensya? napaliwanag na ba niyan? sa totoo lang di mo yan napag-aaralan, kusa mo kasi yang mararamdam. di mo rin yan pwede ipilit, para kasi yang tao, kusang yang pumipili. di rin yan nakakain katulad ng paborito **** chicken o ng paborito **** pansit bihon, miki o canton. hindi rin mahahalintulad sa mga palabas o mga kwentong wattpad na mababasa mo sa libro. at para sa iba, sabi, pana raw ni kupido ang dahilan tinig ng sirena naman ang kwento ng iilan. di naman dahil raw kasi sa naaakit sila sa panlabas na kaanyuan. hahahaha kalokohan. Wala pang nakakapagpaliwanag niyan. siyensya? pwe, di lahat kaya niyan patunayan basta para sa akin, isa lang ang alam ko diyan. Ang pag-ibig ay regalo mula sa langit. di mo na kailangan pag-aralan, di mo na kailangan pagexperementuhan di mo na kailangan ng kahit na anong katibayan. tandaan mo lang. Regalo yan ng may kapal. kaya bilang tipikal at praktikal na estudyante, wag kang magmadali, darating rin sayo ang mga bagay na ganyan Di mo lang alam, matagal nang nakasulat sa tadhana mo ang kwento na nakalaan sayo. wag **** pangunahan! imbis na pairalin ang tibok ng dibdib, subukan paganahin ang isip. MANGARAP! MAG-ARAL! MAGPURSIGI! wag muna maglandi! pag-aaral ang unahin para makabawi sa paghihirap ng mga magulang natin. at huling pasabi para sa lahat ng kabataan at basta paalala sa lahat ng umiibig, wag **** hayaang mabihag ka ng kalituhan ng mundo protektahan mo sarili mo. yakapin mo ang puso mo. Regalo ng may kapal, Pangalagaan mo.
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Jan 11, 2018
Jan 11, 2018 at 1:02 PM UTC
"Charot lang ng Pag-ibig"
Ano nga ba ang pag-ibig? Nakakain? Naluluwa? Natututunan katulad ng aralin o nababasa katulad ng mga maiikling tula? Nanggaling ba ito sa mga kwentong banyaga at kwentong matatanda? Siyensya? napaliwanag na ba niyan? sa totoo lang di mo yan napag-aaralan, kusa mo kasi yang mararamdam. di mo rin yan pwede ipilit, para kasi yang tao, kusang yang pumipili. di rin yan nakakain katulad ng paborito **** chicken o ng paborito **** pansit bihon, miki o canton. hindi rin mahahalintulad sa mga palabas o mga kwentong wattpad na mababasa mo sa libro. at para sa iba, sabi, pana raw ni kupido ang dahilan tinig ng sirena naman ang kwento ng iilan. di naman dahil raw kasi sa naaakit sila sa panlabas na kaanyuan. hahahaha kalokohan. Wala pang nakakapagpaliwanag niyan. siyensya? pwe, di lahat kaya niyan patunayan basta para sa akin, isa lang ang alam ko diyan. Ang pag-ibig ay regalo mula sa langit. di mo na kailangan pag-aralan, di mo na kailangan pagexperementuhan di mo na kailangan ng kahit na anong katibayan. tandaan mo lang. Regalo yan ng may kapal. kaya bilang tipikal at praktikal na estudyante, wag kang magmadali, darating rin sayo ang mga bagay na ganyan Di mo lang alam, matagal nang nakasulat sa tadhana mo ang kwento na nakalaan sayo. wag **** pangunahan! imbis na pairalin ang tibok ng dibdib, subukan paganahin ang isip. MANGARAP! MAG-ARAL! MAGPURSIGI! wag muna maglandi! pag-aaral ang unahin para makabawi sa paghihirap ng mga magulang natin. at huling pasabi para sa lahat ng kabataan at basta paalala sa lahat ng umiibig, wag **** hayaang mabihag ka ng kalituhan ng mundo protektahan mo sarili mo. yakapin mo ang puso mo. Regalo ng may kapal, Pangalagaan mo.
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I don't sleep, You slumber Your weak, I hunger For flesh, Your flesh that you will desire I temp you with fire heat upon your bones send you comfort in cold homes, I play when your awake plan then you par take Hahahahaha I'm what you want make it easy or els I'll taunt Come and join my craziness These things will be your happiness MONEY *** GETTING YOUR BODY HIGH POWER AND FAME Forget the rest of life its Lame NO LOVE FOR YOU No respect of truth Lies Lies Lies You all love the lies!!! I'll never leave your side No seat belts on this ride HAhahaha I'll Win Cuz all you want is Sin So go head and close your eyes Cuz You'll never sleep when you die...
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Apr 9, 2012
Apr 9, 2012 at 8:43 AM UTC
P.S.A from Lewis C Fur
Sa kasalukuyan, tayo'y magkaibigan, Sa kasalukuyan, ika'y aking hinahangaan, Sa kasalukuyan, laman ka ng isipan, Sa kasalukuyan, damdami'y nilalabanan. Sa kasalukuyan, walang tayo, Sa kasalukuyan, walang kahit ano, Sa kasalukuyan, di ito importante, Sa kasalukuyan kasi, tayo'y mga estudyanye. Sa kasalukuyan, di ko mailarawan, Itong ating pagkakaibigan, Ni hindi nga nagpapansinan, Kahit na magkasalubungan. Hahahaha, ako'y natatawa, Kahit man lang pangangamusta di ko magawa, Matapos magtapat na parang walang hiya, Hay nalang, ako'y bata pa nga.
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Apr 8, 2017
Apr 8, 2017 at 10:58 AM UTC
Kasalukuyan
(Speaking) I wanna be the best I wanna be the best like the rest I want my name to be on the hall of fame And I just want to be the greatest kings I want to win many rings To be the best You have to believe And achieve many things Ladies and gentlemen Mr jbird (Verse) I'm balling like Kobe I'm dunking like KD Greatest 3 pointer like S.curry I just burry my haters Rest in peace I'm so quick like j. Wall I'm hungry for more championship like Lebron I'm breaking records like melo I don't like jello Hello haters How are ya doin Do you miss me Cause I miss ya too fakers Hahahaah Let go (Speaking) Yo junior your the best Bring it back yo Come on let go (Verse) Pass the ball ***** I'm the best The best of the best Who messing with the guess I'm Kobe shooting from the perimeter Dunkin from the area yea I score 81 points against another team I score 61 points against another team I had a dream I gonna make it on the league I came in the league to win If ya tryin stop me It won't happen I gonna be on top Popping champagne with my wife Having a good life I won't think about my hood I want thank you all ya Ya haters said" I won't make it". Look at me now I did I just love you so much haters young junior hahahaha C'mon let go (Verse) Every summer My haters keep seein me riding in a new hummer ******* how are you doing I just miss you so much Kiss my *** Ya said I ain't gonna be nobody ******* look at me now I just got paid Ya don't have no words to say Every day I'm just chilling and lettin the money come to me I'm a addict to success My wife look so hot in the dress I just let my stress go away Poppin champagne Having a good life I'm not thinking about my hood I went to negative to positive nigga (Beat speaking) Yo junior, you are a greatest Yo bring it back bro. Don't stop and let pop this ******* C'mon let go (Verse) Believe is the key I achieve many things I told my mama, I gonna be a greatest like mj, magic, pippen, Kareem, bill, and big Shaq I came young in the game Ya gonna be the same I swish to the next lane Yea I'm going insane Winning is all I do Ya better go home Cause ya won't stop me to reach my goal Imma teach you how to win Just follow my lead I gonna be your nightmare sorrow Fans callin me hero My jersey number is zero Hello baby girl I love you You look beautiful with your hair net Yea baby you **** like my diamond chain All we do is win Win, win, win like dj Khaled Girl, you are my motivation My daughter is my inspiration I wish my grandpa was here Everywhere I go I want him to be on my game Screaming my name I keep having a dream He keep talking to me And he was proud of me ***** My team and I unbreakable Youngjuniorforever
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Sep 22, 2014
Sep 22, 2014 at 8:20 AM UTC
I wanna be the best by: junior Mario
(Speaking) I wanna be the best I wanna be the best like the rest I want my name to be on the hall of fame And I just want to be the greatest kings I want to win many rings To be the best You have to believe And achieve many things Ladies and gentlemen Mr jbird (Verse) I'm balling like Kobe I'm dunking like KD Greatest 3 pointer like S.curry I just burry my haters Rest in peace I'm so quick like j. Wall I'm hungry for more championship like Lebron I'm breaking records like melo I don't like jello Hello haters How are ya doin Do you miss me Cause I miss ya too fakers Hahahaah Let go (Speaking) Yo junior your the best Bring it back yo Come on let go (Verse) Pass the ball ***** I'm the best The best of the best Who messing with the guess I'm Kobe shooting from the perimeter Dunkin from the area yea I score 81 points against another team I score 61 points against another team I had a dream I gonna make it on the league I came in the league to win If ya tryin stop me It won't happen I gonna be on top Popping champagne with my wife Having a good life I won't think about my hood I want thank you all ya Ya haters said" I won't make it". Look at me now I did I just love you so much haters young junior hahahaha C'mon let go (Verse) Every summer My haters keep seein me riding in a new hummer ******* how are you doing I just miss you so much Kiss my *** Ya said I ain't gonna be nobody ******* look at me now I just got paid Ya don't have no words to say Every day I'm just chilling and lettin the money come to me I'm a addict to success My wife look so hot in the dress I just let my stress go away Poppin champagne Having a good life I'm not thinking about my hood I went to negative to positive nigga (Beat speaking) Yo junior, you are a greatest Yo bring it back bro. Don't stop and let pop this ******* C'mon let go (Verse) Believe is the key I achieve many things I told my mama, I gonna be a greatest like mj, magic, pippen, Kareem, bill, and big Shaq I came young in the game Ya gonna be the same I swish to the next lane Yea I'm going insane Winning is all I do Ya better go home Cause ya won't stop me to reach my goal Imma teach you how to win Just follow my lead I gonna be your nightmare sorrow Fans callin me hero My jersey number is zero Hello baby girl I love you You look beautiful with your hair net Yea baby you **** like my diamond chain All we do is win Win, win, win like dj Khaled Girl, you are my motivation My daughter is my inspiration I wish my grandpa was here Everywhere I go I want him to be on my game Screaming my name I keep having a dream He keep talking to me And he was proud of me ***** My team and I unbreakable Youngjuniorforever
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'Hahahaha' They laughed. They laugh at my insecurities, They laugh at my embarassing moments, They laugh at my face, They laugh at me. They laugh, they laugh, they laugh*. They don't seem to care or realize the whirling emotions within me. They don't seem to care at all. They just laugh, And I don't think it's funny at all. { E.I }
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Aug 9, 2016
Aug 9, 2016 at 9:04 AM UTC
They laugh
(Speaking) I wanna be the best I wanna be the best like the rest I want my name to be on the hall of fame And I just want to be the greatest kings I want to win many rings To be the best You have to believe And achieve many things Ladies and gentlemen Mr jbird (Verse) I'm balling like Kobe I'm dunking like KD Greatest 3 pointer like S.curry I just burry my haters Rest in peace I'm so quick like j. Wall I'm hungry for more championship like Lebron I'm breaking records like melo I don't like jello Hello haters How are ya doin Do you miss me Cause I miss ya too fakers Hahahaah Let go (Speaking) Yo junior your the best Bring it back yo Come on let go (Verse) Pass the ball ***** I'm the best The best of the best Who messing with the guess I'm Kobe shooting from the perimeter Dunkin from the area yea I score 81 points against another team I score 61 points against another team I had a dream I gonna make it on the league I came in the league to win If ya tryin stop me It won't happen I gonna be on top Popping champagne with my wife Having a good life I won't think about my hood I want thank you all ya Ya haters said" I won't make it". Look at me now I did I just love you so much haters young junior hahahaha C'mon let go (Verse) Every summer My haters keep seein me riding in a new hummer ******* how are you doing I just miss you so much Kiss my *** Ya said I ain't gonna be nobody ******* look at me now I just got paid Ya don't have no words to say Every day I'm just chilling and lettin the money come to me I'm a addict to success My wife look so hot in the dress I just let my stress go away Poppin champagne Having a good life I'm not thinking about my hood I went to negative to positive nigga (Beat speaking) Yo junior, you are a greatest Yo bring it back bro. Don't stop and let pop this ******* C'mon let go (Verse) Believe is the key I achieve many things I told my mama, I gonna be a greatest like mj, magic, pippen, Kareem, bill, and big Shaq I came young in the game Ya gonna be the same I swish to the next lane Yea I'm going insane Winning is all I do Ya better go home Cause ya won't stop me to reach my goal Imma teach you how to win Just follow my lead I gonna be your nightmare sorrow Fans callin me hero My jersey number is zero Hello baby girl I love you You look beautiful with your hair net Yea baby you **** like my diamond chain All we do is win Win, win, win like dj Khaled Girl, you are my motivation My daughter is my inspiration I wish my grandpa was here Everywhere I go I want him to be on my game Screaming my name I keep having a dream He keep talking to me And he was proud of me ***** My team and I unbreakable
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Sep 22, 2014
Sep 22, 2014 at 8:16 AM UTC
I wanna be the best
(Speaking) I wanna be the best I wanna be the best like the rest I want my name to be on the hall of fame And I just want to be the greatest kings I want to win many rings To be the best You have to believe And achieve many things Ladies and gentlemen Mr jbird (Verse) I'm balling like Kobe I'm dunking like KD Greatest 3 pointer like S.curry I just burry my haters Rest in peace I'm so quick like j. Wall I'm hungry for more championship like Lebron I'm breaking records like melo I don't like jello Hello haters How are ya doin Do you miss me Cause I miss ya too fakers Hahahaah Let go (Speaking) Yo junior your the best Bring it back yo Come on let go (Verse) Pass the ball ***** I'm the best The best of the best Who messing with the guess I'm Kobe shooting from the perimeter Dunkin from the area yea I score 81 points against another team I score 61 points against another team I had a dream I gonna make it on the league I came in the league to win If ya tryin stop me It won't happen I gonna be on top Popping champagne with my wife Having a good life I won't think about my hood I want thank you all ya Ya haters said" I won't make it". Look at me now I did I just love you so much haters young junior hahahaha C'mon let go (Verse) Every summer My haters keep seein me riding in a new hummer ******* how are you doing I just miss you so much Kiss my *** Ya said I ain't gonna be nobody ******* look at me now I just got paid Ya don't have no words to say Every day I'm just chilling and lettin the money come to me I'm a addict to success My wife look so hot in the dress I just let my stress go away Poppin champagne Having a good life I'm not thinking about my hood I went to negative to positive nigga (Beat speaking) Yo junior, you are a greatest Yo bring it back bro. Don't stop and let pop this ******* C'mon let go (Verse) Believe is the key I achieve many things I told my mama, I gonna be a greatest like mj, magic, pippen, Kareem, bill, and big Shaq I came young in the game Ya gonna be the same I swish to the next lane Yea I'm going insane Winning is all I do Ya better go home Cause ya won't stop me to reach my goal Imma teach you how to win Just follow my lead I gonna be your nightmare sorrow Fans callin me hero My jersey number is zero Hello baby girl I love you You look beautiful with your hair net Yea baby you **** like my diamond chain All we do is win Win, win, win like dj Khaled Girl, you are my motivation My daughter is my inspiration I wish my grandpa was here Everywhere I go I want him to be on my game Screaming my name I keep having a dream He keep talking to me And he was proud of me ***** My team and I unbreakable
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six-inch heels abandoned in lampless corner       grimy pennies embedded in carpet rent's due wedding band girl "fab polka dot frocks" waterfalling past knees        outta place on casino bus destined for rest under Ft. Worth stars now, now    ********* borealis speckled dice true love waits socialite lip balm and bourgeoisie hips compete in bidding war over which black face triggerpulls which black face eyes the ground passerby the red light      the green light all night diner    egg on chin   coffee-stained porcelain   teeth "I forgave, I think. I forget." crowded and paranoid in the left lane    the right lane empty and weak and surrender and soiled underwear in ammonia nursing home children is a word     time is a lie the polka dot and the interstate ain't selling divorce the consequence of acoustic shadows reblog   undo   #sotrue    reblog living through x-ray radiotherapy the dotted gown never the veiny calves or the blush or the eyeliner somewhere in North Texas shawtys are in the club shawtys are backin' it up    shawtys are dropin' it down hit me+hit me+hit me=blackjack mishap the marvel of the wind and of wind turbines cognac decade brides     the epitome of class and natural elegance standing like oil derricks and treated like oil wells so secretive and philanthropic this taxon remains nameless casino turned dance hall   dance hall   skinny ties still a thing this wine is good. is it a merlot?    no.    this is purely recreational for birthdays   for weddings    and Ft. Worth missionaries 10-50 passengers   we've got 53, no 54 #hahahaha #whoops #party who needs unprescribed drugs? me, me (!) decomposing mascara sweat on brow the interstate no longer lit polka dots has got the suicide by Manet pulled up on her iPhone the financial stress   which shudders warm-blooded moms on her lips    every mother a librarian   every mother a swing-pusher but digression    next to bitterness   the lowest sin edging the cultural gateway of the old west miracles in and miracles out of tradition following the slender bends of middle ancient Trinity River children a word   pattycake a game and time   time a lie we left to museum panoramas
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Feb 2, 2013
Feb 2, 2013 at 8:12 PM UTC
on the borderland
six-inch heels abandoned in lampless corner       grimy pennies embedded in carpet rent's due wedding band girl "fab polka dot frocks" waterfalling past knees        outta place on casino bus destined for rest under Ft. Worth stars now, now    ********* borealis speckled dice true love waits socialite lip balm and bourgeoisie hips compete in bidding war over which black face triggerpulls which black face eyes the ground passerby the red light      the green light all night diner    egg on chin   coffee-stained porcelain   teeth "I forgave, I think. I forget." crowded and paranoid in the left lane    the right lane empty and weak and surrender and soiled underwear in ammonia nursing home children is a word     time is a lie the polka dot and the interstate ain't selling divorce the consequence of acoustic shadows reblog   undo   #sotrue    reblog living through x-ray radiotherapy the dotted gown never the veiny calves or the blush or the eyeliner somewhere in North Texas shawtys are in the club shawtys are backin' it up    shawtys are dropin' it down hit me+hit me+hit me=blackjack mishap the marvel of the wind and of wind turbines cognac decade brides     the epitome of class and natural elegance standing like oil derricks and treated like oil wells so secretive and philanthropic this taxon remains nameless casino turned dance hall   dance hall   skinny ties still a thing this wine is good. is it a merlot?    no.    this is purely recreational for birthdays   for weddings    and Ft. Worth missionaries 10-50 passengers   we've got 53, no 54 #hahahaha #whoops #party who needs unprescribed drugs? me, me (!) decomposing mascara sweat on brow the interstate no longer lit polka dots has got the suicide by Manet pulled up on her iPhone the financial stress   which shudders warm-blooded moms on her lips    every mother a librarian   every mother a swing-pusher but digression    next to bitterness   the lowest sin edging the cultural gateway of the old west miracles in and miracles out of tradition following the slender bends of middle ancient Trinity River children a word   pattycake a game and time   time a lie we left to museum panoramas
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Stupid people on the phones Call me slander call me your words You think I care? You think you hurt? HAHAHAHA Yeah RIGHT You're rudness and your hate Just become the butts of jokes Making my day Stupid people on the phones Talk down to me Make fun of me You think me stupid? You think me Niave? HAHAHAHA yeah RIGHT I know more then you think I can hear you talking I hear your murmers Stupid People on the Phones just remember you cant see me While you hate and slander and talk down to me You dont see me through this screen you dont see what I do Stick my tungue out Stiffling my laughter Middle finger in the air So to all you stupid people on the phones Think twice about being rude to a sales person We can be twice as cruel.
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May 8, 2014
May 8, 2014 at 2:17 PM UTC
Stupid People on the Phones
The caterpillar was of many steps, The millipede was of many more, Both were Long, Rhymed Feet Did collectively tap dance on the floor, They thought to have a race Millipede said, I have feet that move swift and fast" "While you have many less" "This is a Race that'll be over fast"   The race would start around four, Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, So the millipede did wait, And wait, Waiting some more, The race was to the top of the tree, Milli as her friends called her, Cat, Caterp, Caterpillar Where, when will this race start anew Then upon a stick, Do Not Disturb Milli gave a funny look, Cats friend said "She was resting before the race began" So Mille said to each and those around, "Wake me when she comes around" And so the day ended a new one began, And as it approached four once again, A yawn heard from inside, As Milli did run as quick as she could Ok start the race, "Ribbit" Shouted the frog The race did begin, And many feet did move, dust seen as These many feet did move like the wind, Cat did wake and stretched out wide As her wings caught sunlight Am I late, did it begin, Beauty, Colour, Grace Was seen with each flap of her wings, In to the air she did gently glide As for Milli She laughed "HaHaHaha" As she reached the roots of the tree, "No one is faster on there feet but me" Cat took her time Floated, *Glided, Soared High with the wind, her delicate touched Bark and leaf, crossing the finish line Upon delicate Feet, Moments later Mille appeared "Who" "Are" "You" Milli confused at what was seen, "I am Cat its plain to see" And Milli angrily said "This isn't fair" "Cheated am me" "Never cheated, with feet i crossed" "Its only because you saw on the outside|" "Not what was truly me" And Milli did speak quietly "I judged you less" "I judged you weak" "All because I had more feet" I will learn this lesson well, "It is not always what is seen on the outside" "It is what is on the inside that counts" You had beauty where i saw none, But now you stand before me and "I am sorry" For the way I treated you, Can we still be friends Cat did answer we were always Friends, silly milli, So milli ran and cat flew off, lessons now learned on how to treat me and for me to treat you.
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Nov 24, 2014
Nov 24, 2014 at 4:36 PM UTC
Cat & Milli
The caterpillar was of many steps, The millipede was of many more, Both were Long, Rhymed Feet Did collectively tap dance on the floor, They thought to have a race Millipede said, I have feet that move swift and fast" "While you have many less" "This is a Race that'll be over fast"   The race would start around four, Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, So the millipede did wait, And wait, Waiting some more, The race was to the top of the tree, Milli as her friends called her, Cat, Caterp, Caterpillar Where, when will this race start anew Then upon a stick, Do Not Disturb Milli gave a funny look, Cats friend said "She was resting before the race began" So Mille said to each and those around, "Wake me when she comes around" And so the day ended a new one began, And as it approached four once again, A yawn heard from inside, As Milli did run as quick as she could Ok start the race, "Ribbit" Shouted the frog The race did begin, And many feet did move, dust seen as These many feet did move like the wind, Cat did wake and stretched out wide As her wings caught sunlight Am I late, did it begin, Beauty, Colour, Grace Was seen with each flap of her wings, In to the air she did gently glide As for Milli She laughed "HaHaHaha" As she reached the roots of the tree, "No one is faster on there feet but me" Cat took her time Floated, *Glided, Soared High with the wind, her delicate touched Bark and leaf, crossing the finish line Upon delicate Feet, Moments later Mille appeared "Who" "Are" "You" Milli confused at what was seen, "I am Cat its plain to see" And Milli angrily said "This isn't fair" "Cheated am me" "Never cheated, with feet i crossed" "Its only because you saw on the outside|" "Not what was truly me" And Milli did speak quietly "I judged you less" "I judged you weak" "All because I had more feet" I will learn this lesson well, "It is not always what is seen on the outside" "It is what is on the inside that counts" You had beauty where i saw none, But now you stand before me and "I am sorry" For the way I treated you, Can we still be friends Cat did answer we were always Friends, silly milli, So milli ran and cat flew off, lessons now learned on how to treat me and for me to treat you.
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Woo! YEAH! HAHAHAHA oh.... DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstab LET ME SEE YOUR BRAINS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hope they don't find me oh snap blue lights.......
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Jul 6, 2014
Jul 6, 2014 at 1:44 AM UTC
******
Those cosmopolitan provincials sorts the chavs, yobs, yobbesses and oiks with semolina for brains them retro-grade grade-less sub-humans bottom feeders who think Cardiff is in East Angular and Magaluf is Eden and Higher Education begins in Borstal or a stint at HM Prisons found by happenstance a tin of Caviar something they'd never seen before with the curiosity of practiced thieves they proceeded to examine its worth 'its a tin of hair gel says one' 'No, no, no says another, I think its something you eat' 'it says Caviar Royal Beluga, observes another' 'throw it away, anything with a name like that is rubbish' 'Beluga...some foreign muck, it look dark and oily' 'yea mate, look like **** throw it away' One of the dis-advantaged rabble with one O'level in Carpentry took a closer look   'look he says, there's sticker on the bottom that reads Caviar Royal Beluga – 1kg £3,780.00' Hahahaha they all roared in ceaseless mirth, hahaha 'some joker is having a laugh, pull the other leg, fancy... a tin of black gunge in some slimy stuff cost three grand, must think people are born yesterday, Beluga..fuckoffluga' And with that, they tossed the tin away and walked off laughing like ********* Ignorance is a disease, ignorance is bliss will vandals extol the sheer magnificence of a Constable or see anything other than a chair in a Chippendale ribbonback chair, will Barbarians shed a tear on hearing the sensuous notes of Chopin or shiver at the graceful notes of Debussy or melt in sheer adoration as Tchaikovsky's romance soars in magical resonance.   Will cosmopolitan heathens gape in mesmerizing wonder on seeing Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel and praise God for being alive So who has great expectations of our dear cosmopolitan provincials sorts those chavs, yobs, yobbesses and oiks with semolina for brains for in disparaging excellence and rubbishing  the noble and the exceptional they make us appreciate more that we are blessed and privileged and do not have semolina for brains hey! who would like some caviar
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Jun 30, 2019
Jun 30, 2019 at 6:40 AM UTC
Chav's reign in Ambergris
Those cosmopolitan provincials sorts the chavs, yobs, yobbesses and oiks with semolina for brains them retro-grade grade-less sub-humans bottom feeders who think Cardiff is in East Angular and Magaluf is Eden and Higher Education begins in Borstal or a stint at HM Prisons found by happenstance a tin of Caviar something they'd never seen before with the curiosity of practiced thieves they proceeded to examine its worth 'its a tin of hair gel says one' 'No, no, no says another, I think its something you eat' 'it says Caviar Royal Beluga, observes another' 'throw it away, anything with a name like that is rubbish' 'Beluga...some foreign muck, it look dark and oily' 'yea mate, look like **** throw it away' One of the dis-advantaged rabble with one O'level in Carpentry took a closer look   'look he says, there's sticker on the bottom that reads Caviar Royal Beluga – 1kg £3,780.00' Hahahaha they all roared in ceaseless mirth, hahaha 'some joker is having a laugh, pull the other leg, fancy... a tin of black gunge in some slimy stuff cost three grand, must think people are born yesterday, Beluga..fuckoffluga' And with that, they tossed the tin away and walked off laughing like ********* Ignorance is a disease, ignorance is bliss will vandals extol the sheer magnificence of a Constable or see anything other than a chair in a Chippendale ribbonback chair, will Barbarians shed a tear on hearing the sensuous notes of Chopin or shiver at the graceful notes of Debussy or melt in sheer adoration as Tchaikovsky's romance soars in magical resonance.   Will cosmopolitan heathens gape in mesmerizing wonder on seeing Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel and praise God for being alive So who has great expectations of our dear cosmopolitan provincials sorts those chavs, yobs, yobbesses and oiks with semolina for brains for in disparaging excellence and rubbishing  the noble and the exceptional they make us appreciate more that we are blessed and privileged and do not have semolina for brains hey! who would like some caviar
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Hello Harry Hatman Hive How's hill hunting? Have hamburgers hailed ***** hats? have Hungarians Haunted Harry? hive he hands high how hasty has hood half hunched happy hogs? He's helped hints have hearing hahahaha ha ha ha ha...HA
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Apr 16, 2010
Apr 16, 2010 at 6:01 PM UTC
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sometimes i just get so sick of how fake everyone is to each other like "Hey, how are you?! You look fantastic!" i struggle everyday to stay alive and i am running on eight shots of espresso and no sleep "I'm doing really well, thanks! Yeah, you look great too. I love your shoes where did you get them?" "Oh thanks, I found them at a thrift store for ten dollars. But I love your lipstick! Where did you get it?" You don't actually love my lipstick, you just need to return the compliment because you're probably at as much of a loss for words right now as I am "Oh, thanks, um, some convenience store probably. I don't remember." Moment of silence "So how are things at home? How's school? I haven't seen you in a while... Well there was that time we had plans but you cancelled because you had to work or something. It's nice to finally see you." Yeah I cancelled on purpose and lied about having to work because we have nothing to talk about anymore and you are somehow still so attached to this friendship that has disintegrated that you refuse to acknowledge "Home is good, school is fine, and yeah sorry about that one time, you know how it is. Work can be pretty unpredictable sometimes! How are you though? How is your boyfriend and all that jazz?" "Oh my gosh, so great. We're moving in a house together right now, his parents are helping out which is great because I cannot afford a mortgage right now! Hahahaha." *Right, because you're 21 and you have your **** together and I don't but I can't tell you that because you'd never understand and we don't relate on that level of realness wow what do we have in common i can't remember i'm trying to remember but i can't* "Wow, good for you! That's a big step. Well I hope that works out for you. I have to go catch my bus now, but I'm glad we got to catch up, love." forced hug "Yeah me too, you are so beautiful and wonderful and I really really miss you. Don't be such a stranger, okay?" but we are strangers why can't you just admit it to yourself so we can move on "Yeah! Sorry I just get so busy. Nice to see you too and I miss you lots too. Talk soon?" "Definitely." not
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Dec 4, 2012
Dec 4, 2012 at 9:10 PM UTC
strangers
sometimes i just get so sick of how fake everyone is to each other like "Hey, how are you?! You look fantastic!" i struggle everyday to stay alive and i am running on eight shots of espresso and no sleep "I'm doing really well, thanks! Yeah, you look great too. I love your shoes where did you get them?" "Oh thanks, I found them at a thrift store for ten dollars. But I love your lipstick! Where did you get it?" You don't actually love my lipstick, you just need to return the compliment because you're probably at as much of a loss for words right now as I am "Oh, thanks, um, some convenience store probably. I don't remember." Moment of silence "So how are things at home? How's school? I haven't seen you in a while... Well there was that time we had plans but you cancelled because you had to work or something. It's nice to finally see you." Yeah I cancelled on purpose and lied about having to work because we have nothing to talk about anymore and you are somehow still so attached to this friendship that has disintegrated that you refuse to acknowledge "Home is good, school is fine, and yeah sorry about that one time, you know how it is. Work can be pretty unpredictable sometimes! How are you though? How is your boyfriend and all that jazz?" "Oh my gosh, so great. We're moving in a house together right now, his parents are helping out which is great because I cannot afford a mortgage right now! Hahahaha." *Right, because you're 21 and you have your **** together and I don't but I can't tell you that because you'd never understand and we don't relate on that level of realness wow what do we have in common i can't remember i'm trying to remember but i can't* "Wow, good for you! That's a big step. Well I hope that works out for you. I have to go catch my bus now, but I'm glad we got to catch up, love." forced hug "Yeah me too, you are so beautiful and wonderful and I really really miss you. Don't be such a stranger, okay?" but we are strangers why can't you just admit it to yourself so we can move on "Yeah! Sorry I just get so busy. Nice to see you too and I miss you lots too. Talk soon?" "Definitely." not
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BABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHKA omfg my precious baboushkas. I'm high hahahaha just kidding I'm not high but I am naturally this way you should be worried I am high on my baboushkas!!!!!!!!
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Dec 29, 2014
Dec 29, 2014 at 5:57 PM UTC
I got new boots.
Well - didn't i say , we'd be in new spaces ... Harlon Dearest THey got my email somehow but i got the pictures before it was closed down i'm a director now we found the island it's great working with ya - just saying , mad respect to the living dead just ghosts floating around in machines i just wanna love everyone ya know and make sure they are all fine and happy and tuck them into bed with some cookiesz for lunch and just chill about and yaknow have fun :) i love you harlon rivers from the day you were born to the single day you died and still in eternal (!) life is this . this . is life and the messages from the bottles are all coming back and so we just send more and more and we send them across time answers and space's questions because those fabrics are real and they leave some zeal and i won't keep it under wraps rivers flows are free and rivers flows don't have eyes that see they have eyes that carve and caress and breathe and leave the mess till after we got the cleaners in at the moment hART CLEAN THE HEART AND THE SOUL YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO I AM THE WOUNDED HEALER ON THE RUN WHAT WE FIGHT IS VERY REAL but don't you worry i got friends on all sides heh heh heh didn't i tell you i was naughty ...but nice ;) A little drop of poison doesn't **** the man quickly no , his punishment is slow and painful but i dance with the devil i have a crown of butterflies and black roses every day i go more and more insane jokes we all millionaires up in dis hood ain't a penny that is wasted we grow our own food - metaphysically . ***** oops and i being rude again. i swear to you this country is a mess there ain't no country for old men better than the wild planes of I AM ERICA (translation AMERICA: PEOPLE OF NATURE ) LOL THEY GOT YA HAHAHAHA WHO ARE THEY? THE JOKERS THE ******* NUTS JOKERS WHO FLY BY NIGHT TO DEFEND YO ASSS BY TEACHING YOU A BIG UP LESSON NO NO PLEASE DON'T STOP ON MY ACCOUNT IT'S COOL YOU JUST SHOUT AND SCREAM AND I'LL BE THERE INFACT ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS PICK UP THAT CALL THAT MESSAGE AND WE WELCOME YOU IN I'M SHOUTING *** SOME OF YA'LL ARE KINDA FAR AWAY IN DREAMLAND....LOL.
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Aug 20, 2013
Aug 20, 2013 at 7:02 AM UTC
laughing with the universe
Well - didn't i say , we'd be in new spaces ... Harlon Dearest THey got my email somehow but i got the pictures before it was closed down i'm a director now we found the island it's great working with ya - just saying , mad respect to the living dead just ghosts floating around in machines i just wanna love everyone ya know and make sure they are all fine and happy and tuck them into bed with some cookiesz for lunch and just chill about and yaknow have fun :) i love you harlon rivers from the day you were born to the single day you died and still in eternal (!) life is this . this . is life and the messages from the bottles are all coming back and so we just send more and more and we send them across time answers and space's questions because those fabrics are real and they leave some zeal and i won't keep it under wraps rivers flows are free and rivers flows don't have eyes that see they have eyes that carve and caress and breathe and leave the mess till after we got the cleaners in at the moment hART CLEAN THE HEART AND THE SOUL YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO I AM THE WOUNDED HEALER ON THE RUN WHAT WE FIGHT IS VERY REAL but don't you worry i got friends on all sides heh heh heh didn't i tell you i was naughty ...but nice ;) A little drop of poison doesn't **** the man quickly no , his punishment is slow and painful but i dance with the devil i have a crown of butterflies and black roses every day i go more and more insane jokes we all millionaires up in dis hood ain't a penny that is wasted we grow our own food - metaphysically . ***** oops and i being rude again. i swear to you this country is a mess there ain't no country for old men better than the wild planes of I AM ERICA (translation AMERICA: PEOPLE OF NATURE ) LOL THEY GOT YA HAHAHAHA WHO ARE THEY? THE JOKERS THE ******* NUTS JOKERS WHO FLY BY NIGHT TO DEFEND YO ASSS BY TEACHING YOU A BIG UP LESSON NO NO PLEASE DON'T STOP ON MY ACCOUNT IT'S COOL YOU JUST SHOUT AND SCREAM AND I'LL BE THERE INFACT ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS PICK UP THAT CALL THAT MESSAGE AND WE WELCOME YOU IN I'M SHOUTING *** SOME OF YA'LL ARE KINDA FAR AWAY IN DREAMLAND....LOL.
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Scientific Mess I wanted to create A living bride for me When It gets late I'm ready to be ****** insane Who am I to blame? This is my life Oh baby let's play HaHaHaHa ** Its alive, She'll never die Zoom it in the lens This is my common sense She , is, breathing She , is , living! HaHaHaHa ** Thunder, blender, make it mix My favorite lover, I won't fix You are everything, nothing less You are my Scientific mess Live it, love it, I have to say Come over here, come and play You are everything, nothing less You are my Scientific mess Doctur Artur Experimenting on women like you In a dark castle You'll scare when they scream boo HaHaHaHa ** No,no,no There is no way to go Please stay for lunch All the way till brunch Calm, now stir Make it into a monster HaHaHaHa ** Chorus Rotten, freaky, in dis-pear Welcome, greetings Into my layer There's the sign never leave Or else I'll have to beam Have tons of HaHa Ho's Will you be a friend or a fo? Hahahaha ** Chorus
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Jan 26, 2013
Jan 26, 2013 at 2:19 AM UTC
Scientific Mess
How do I capture the air? How do I bottle the free? It moves to its own beat; it dances to its own music. How do I capture the air? (You talked to a writer, bro smiley) (hahahaha) You force it into your lungs, and pray it stays till you can breathe it into me. How can I hold it in that long? It will die inside me before I could ever reach your door, and I will die before I could see our meeting place your shadow at the end of the road Just the merest hint that I'm this close. But I can't. I can't cross that distance. I can't see you, because death will tear us apart, because of my foolish pride, because I dared tried to capture the air. Then death should be the sweetest thing to touch your lips, next to the air that brought u[s] together and tore us apart.
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Sep 14, 2015
Sep 14, 2015 at 3:24 PM UTC
Remnants
Autocorrect, why! why!! Why would you do this to him? A female employee needed to take some permission from her manager She walked to his office But his door was locked Because he was on the phone He saw her standing there So, he decided to send a text... "Pls, just one sec" But autocorrect intervened "Pls, just one *** How do you explain that Autocorrect, why! Hahahaha
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Apr 30, 2019
Apr 30, 2019 at 8:42 AM UTC
Autocorrect
I'm not sure what's happening I feel very strange Something is wrong with me All I would like to do is cause pain, Don't feel like giving sympathy Whil I smack you with a cane Something inside of me wants to come out I feel it breathe, Kick and pout Sometime soon it will come out of me And just shout And feel free With out a doubt It's a monster a swear! I have fear For it, I wouldn't dare To bother it my dear, But as I think of it, we make a good pair Don't worry, I'll make things clear Evil Smirk HAHAHAHA
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Dec 30, 2013
Dec 30, 2013 at 12:28 AM UTC
The Monster Inside
I love to talk about random stuff that doesn't make any sense. Who wants to talk about monkeys and dolphins? See what I mean? I talk about things that make me smile and laugh. Even if it makes me sound like a nutcase. My friends know this about me and don't judge me for it. Freedom! I know, freedom is everything to every kid who wants to get out of school. For me, freedom means being able to have a say in what goes on and wanting to be able to express myself without needing permission first. Permanent! Let's think of dolphins for a minute. They are permanent. It's not like they're going anywhere! Hahahaha! I love to write and be weird everyday. It makes me feel alive. Now I'm gonna sing a song. Did you like it? Oh wait, I didn't write down anything. La, la, la , la , ala. Ala? What's that? I don't know. Okay, bye!
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Feb 4, 2014
Feb 4, 2014 at 12:07 PM UTC
Being Weird
i don't know anything but i'm young i have an excuse you're older you say you know better but you know nothing what's your excuse? you say you know me better but if you really did then you'd never want to see me again see, i don't know anything because i'm young so just excuse all of the above i just told you my excuse or so everyone says when they justify what i do what other young people do then turn around and fault us for being young i don't know if i like it if i'm supposed to feel relieved or insulted sometimes both you see, there's the kind, comforting "you're young, you'll learn" the exasperated, tired-of-you "oh my god, you're young" the condescending, i-know-better-than-you "you're so young" the i-wish-i-was-you, "i can't believe how young you are" the unsolicited, let-me-give-you-some-advice "you're young right now" and then the hesitant, i'm-not-qualified-for-this-and-i'm-bullshitting "you're young...you know..." i might have missed some let me know i just know that ageism is a real plague to our society it's time things change Hahahaha I'm kidding. Maybe. Not really. Call me young. I am. There's nothing I can do about it. I'm going to stay young for as long as I am young. What good comes out of growing up too fast? So call me young. Until I'm not. I will use it as an excuse for as long as I can.
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Aug 13, 2024
Aug 13, 2024 at 12:43 PM UTC
excuses