"hahahaha" poems
The snowman to the scarecrow, “Hahahaha you’re just a stick figure…. and your hair’s straw.”
The scarecrow to the snowman, “Watch who you talk about whenever you open your mouth, for all the coldness in your words will still melt to the ground along with you as soon as the sun comes out.”
Owned!
“You’re such a chump…” the snowman said… “…two words for your ancestry, tree stump.” the snowman said
“You’re fat… you have a carrot for a nose, and what’s up with that stupid green and red coloured hat?” said the scarecrow
Well played
“I work all year round… you’re here for a season, did you really think you could hold your ground against someone that is here for a reason?” the scarecrow added
The snowman cringed, but then had a comeback
“At least I don’t wear the same filthy clothes every day of the year… what? Are you trying to bring ‘brown’ back?”
Point for Snowman
“It’s better than being fat and going naked.” Scarecrow brought it back
Scarecrow is consistently winning right? I know… I know man!
If he made you a fan, stick around for an autograph… I will throw in mine too
For more on the war of words between these two
Watch this space for round two.
Jan 18, 2013
Jan 18, 2013 at 4:36 AM UTC
Palembang, 16 Maret 2013
Serasa aku kembali ke masa lalu
Membaca pesanmu, dan menerka bentuk wajahmu
Kamu kembali lagi
Menyirami kebun senyumku yang mekar kini
Membuatku ingin terus terjaga
Tuk menunggu pesan darimu lagi
Kini aku di sini lagi
Mengagumimu, untuk alasan yang tak pasti
Membanggakanmu, betapa kau peduli padaku
Aku hanya bayangan bagimu
Kamu hanya bayangan bagiku
Interaksi yang membuat kita jadi nyata
Aku mencintaimu,
untuk alasan yang tak masuk akal
Aku sungguh mencintaimu,
melebihi rasa yang kau berikan padaku
Aku sangat mencintaimu,
namun ku tak berharap memilikimu
Aku mencintaimu,
seperti dia mencintaimu
Dulu aku masih lugu
Menyatakan cinta padamu
Dan kau menertawakanku
hahahaha
Aku pun juga begitu
Lantas aku merasa malu,
Aku memutuskan komunikasi denganmu
Mencoba tuk berhenti mencintaimu
Berhenti mengagumimu
Ya, meski hanya beberapa bulan
Aku tak sanggup lama-lama mengacuhkanmu
"Thanks, we're friends again."
Itu kata pertama yang kamu ucapkan padaku
Setelah aku memutuskan untuk kembali mengagumimu
Mencintaimu adalah hal yang selalu membuatku rindu
Aku selalu malu jika mendapatkan pesan darimu
Aku takut selalu salah jika membalas pesanmu
Tapi ku coba apa adanya dihadapanmu
Terima kasih kamu mau menjadi temanku
Andai aku bisa mengerti perasaan ini
Aku ingin sekali saja mencintaimu, yaitu kali ini
Aku tak ingin berlama-lama mengagumimu
Itu hanya akan membawa dukaku di kemudian hari
Aku beruntung bisa mencintai orang sepertimu
Kamu tahu? Tak sedetikpun aku tidak memikirkan kamu
Andai aku bisa mengerti perasaan ini
Mar 16, 2013
Mar 16, 2013 at 2:58 AM UTC
Ano nga ba ang pag-ibig?
Nakakain? Naluluwa? Natututunan katulad ng aralin o nababasa katulad ng mga maiikling tula?
Nanggaling ba ito sa mga kwentong banyaga at kwentong matatanda?
Siyensya? napaliwanag na ba niyan?
sa totoo lang di mo yan napag-aaralan,
kusa mo kasi yang mararamdam.
di mo rin yan pwede ipilit,
para kasi yang tao, kusang yang pumipili.
di rin yan nakakain katulad ng paborito **** chicken
o ng paborito **** pansit bihon, miki o canton.
hindi rin mahahalintulad sa mga palabas o mga kwentong wattpad na mababasa mo sa libro.
at para sa iba, sabi, pana raw ni kupido ang dahilan
tinig ng sirena naman ang kwento ng iilan.
di naman dahil raw kasi sa naaakit sila sa panlabas na kaanyuan.
hahahaha kalokohan.
Wala pang nakakapagpaliwanag niyan.
siyensya? pwe, di lahat kaya niyan patunayan
basta para sa akin, isa lang ang alam ko diyan.
Ang pag-ibig ay regalo mula sa langit.
di mo na kailangan pag-aralan,
di mo na kailangan pagexperementuhan
di mo na kailangan ng kahit na anong katibayan.
tandaan mo lang. Regalo yan ng may kapal.
kaya bilang tipikal at praktikal na estudyante, wag kang magmadali,
darating rin sayo ang mga bagay na ganyan
Di mo lang alam, matagal nang nakasulat sa tadhana mo ang kwento na nakalaan sayo.
wag **** pangunahan!
imbis na pairalin ang tibok ng dibdib,
subukan paganahin ang isip.
MANGARAP! MAG-ARAL! MAGPURSIGI!
wag muna maglandi!
pag-aaral ang unahin
para makabawi sa paghihirap ng mga magulang natin.
at huling pasabi para sa lahat ng kabataan
at basta paalala sa lahat ng umiibig,
wag **** hayaang mabihag ka ng kalituhan ng mundo
protektahan mo sarili mo.
yakapin mo ang puso mo.
Regalo ng may kapal,
Pangalagaan mo.
Jan 11, 2018
Jan 11, 2018 at 1:02 PM UTC
I don't sleep,
You slumber
Your weak,
I hunger
For flesh,
Your flesh
that you will desire
I temp you with fire
heat upon your bones
send you comfort in cold homes,
I play when your awake
plan then you par take
Hahahahaha I'm what you want
make it easy or els I'll taunt
Come and join my craziness
These things will be your happiness
MONEY
***
GETTING YOUR BODY HIGH
POWER
AND FAME
Forget the rest of life its Lame
NO LOVE FOR YOU
No respect of truth
Lies Lies Lies
You all love the lies!!!
I'll never leave your side
No seat belts on this ride
HAhahaha I'll Win
Cuz all you want is Sin
So go head and close your eyes
Cuz You'll never sleep when you die...
Apr 9, 2012
Apr 9, 2012 at 8:43 AM UTC
Sa kasalukuyan, tayo'y magkaibigan,
Sa kasalukuyan, ika'y aking hinahangaan,
Sa kasalukuyan, laman ka ng isipan,
Sa kasalukuyan, damdami'y nilalabanan.
Sa kasalukuyan, walang tayo,
Sa kasalukuyan, walang kahit ano,
Sa kasalukuyan, di ito importante,
Sa kasalukuyan kasi, tayo'y mga estudyanye.
Sa kasalukuyan, di ko mailarawan,
Itong ating pagkakaibigan,
Ni hindi nga nagpapansinan,
Kahit na magkasalubungan.
Hahahaha, ako'y natatawa,
Kahit man lang pangangamusta di ko magawa,
Matapos magtapat na parang walang hiya,
Hay nalang, ako'y bata pa nga.
Apr 8, 2017
Apr 8, 2017 at 10:58 AM UTC
(Speaking)
I wanna be the best
I wanna be the best like the rest
I want my name to be on the hall of fame
And I just want to be the greatest kings
I want to win many rings
To be the best
You have to believe
And achieve many things
Ladies and gentlemen
Mr jbird
(Verse)
I'm balling like Kobe
I'm dunking like KD
Greatest 3 pointer like S.curry
I just burry my haters
Rest in peace
I'm so quick like j. Wall
I'm hungry for more championship like Lebron
I'm breaking records like melo
I don't like jello
Hello haters
How are ya doin
Do you miss me
Cause I miss ya too fakers
Hahahaah
Let go
(Speaking)
Yo junior your the best
Bring it back yo
Come on let go
(Verse)
Pass the ball *****
I'm the best
The best of the best
Who messing with the guess
I'm Kobe shooting from the perimeter
Dunkin from the area yea
I score 81 points against another team
I score 61 points against another team
I had a dream I gonna make it on the league
I came in the league to win
If ya tryin stop me
It won't happen
I gonna be on top
Popping champagne with my wife
Having a good life
I won't think about my hood
I want thank you all ya
Ya haters said" I won't make it".
Look at me now I did
I just love you so much haters
young junior hahahaha
C'mon let go
(Verse)
Every summer
My haters keep seein me riding in a new hummer
******* how are you doing
I just miss you so much
Kiss my ***
Ya said I ain't gonna be nobody
******* look at me now
I just got paid
Ya don't have no words to say
Every day I'm just chilling and lettin the money come to me
I'm a addict to success
My wife look so hot in the dress
I just let my stress go away
Poppin champagne
Having a good life
I'm not thinking about my hood
I went to negative to positive nigga
(Beat speaking)
Yo junior, you are a greatest
Yo bring it back bro.
Don't stop and let pop this *******
C'mon let go
(Verse)
Believe is the key
I achieve many things
I told my mama, I gonna be a greatest like mj, magic, pippen, Kareem, bill, and big Shaq
I came young in the game
Ya gonna be the same
I swish to the next lane
Yea I'm going insane
Winning is all I do
Ya better go home
Cause ya won't stop me to reach my goal
Imma teach you how to win
Just follow my lead
I gonna be your nightmare sorrow
Fans callin me hero
My jersey number is zero
Hello baby girl I love you
You look beautiful with your hair net
Yea baby you **** like my diamond chain
All we do is win
Win, win, win like dj Khaled
Girl, you are my motivation
My daughter is my inspiration
I wish my grandpa was here
Everywhere I go
I want him to be on my game
Screaming my name
I keep having a dream
He keep talking to me
And he was proud of me *****
My team and I unbreakable
Youngjuniorforever
Sep 22, 2014
Sep 22, 2014 at 8:20 AM UTC
'Hahahaha'
They laughed.
They laugh at my insecurities,
They laugh at my embarassing moments,
They laugh at my face,
They laugh at me.
They laugh, they laugh, they laugh*.
They don't seem to care or realize
the whirling emotions within me.
They don't seem to care at all.
They just laugh,
And I don't think it's funny at all.
{ E.I }
Aug 9, 2016
Aug 9, 2016 at 9:04 AM UTC
(Speaking)
I wanna be the best
I wanna be the best like the rest
I want my name to be on the hall of fame
And I just want to be the greatest kings
I want to win many rings
To be the best
You have to believe
And achieve many things
Ladies and gentlemen
Mr jbird
(Verse)
I'm balling like Kobe
I'm dunking like KD
Greatest 3 pointer like S.curry
I just burry my haters
Rest in peace
I'm so quick like j. Wall
I'm hungry for more championship like Lebron
I'm breaking records like melo
I don't like jello
Hello haters
How are ya doin
Do you miss me
Cause I miss ya too fakers
Hahahaah
Let go
(Speaking)
Yo junior your the best
Bring it back yo
Come on let go
(Verse)
Pass the ball *****
I'm the best
The best of the best
Who messing with the guess
I'm Kobe shooting from the perimeter
Dunkin from the area yea
I score 81 points against another team
I score 61 points against another team
I had a dream I gonna make it on the league
I came in the league to win
If ya tryin stop me
It won't happen
I gonna be on top
Popping champagne with my wife
Having a good life
I won't think about my hood
I want thank you all ya
Ya haters said" I won't make it".
Look at me now I did
I just love you so much haters
young junior hahahaha
C'mon let go
(Verse)
Every summer
My haters keep seein me riding in a new hummer
******* how are you doing
I just miss you so much
Kiss my ***
Ya said I ain't gonna be nobody
******* look at me now
I just got paid
Ya don't have no words to say
Every day I'm just chilling and lettin the money come to me
I'm a addict to success
My wife look so hot in the dress
I just let my stress go away
Poppin champagne
Having a good life
I'm not thinking about my hood
I went to negative to positive nigga
(Beat speaking)
Yo junior, you are a greatest
Yo bring it back bro.
Don't stop and let pop this *******
C'mon let go
(Verse)
Believe is the key
I achieve many things
I told my mama, I gonna be a greatest like mj, magic, pippen, Kareem, bill, and big Shaq
I came young in the game
Ya gonna be the same
I swish to the next lane
Yea I'm going insane
Winning is all I do
Ya better go home
Cause ya won't stop me to reach my goal
Imma teach you how to win
Just follow my lead
I gonna be your nightmare sorrow
Fans callin me hero
My jersey number is zero
Hello baby girl I love you
You look beautiful with your hair net
Yea baby you **** like my diamond chain
All we do is win
Win, win, win like dj Khaled
Girl, you are my motivation
My daughter is my inspiration
I wish my grandpa was here
Everywhere I go
I want him to be on my game
Screaming my name
I keep having a dream
He keep talking to me
And he was proud of me *****
My team and I unbreakable
Sep 22, 2014
Sep 22, 2014 at 8:16 AM UTC
six-inch heels abandoned
in lampless corner grimy pennies embedded in carpet
rent's due
wedding band girl "fab polka dot frocks"
waterfalling past knees outta place
on casino bus destined for rest under Ft. Worth stars
now, now ********* borealis speckled dice
true love waits
socialite lip balm and bourgeoisie hips compete
in bidding war over which black face triggerpulls
which black face eyes the ground
passerby the red light the green light
all night diner egg on chin coffee-stained porcelain teeth
"I forgave, I think. I forget."
crowded and paranoid in the left lane the right lane
empty and weak and surrender and soiled underwear in ammonia nursing home
children is a word time is a lie the polka dot and the interstate ain't selling
divorce the consequence of acoustic shadows
reblog undo #sotrue reblog
living through x-ray radiotherapy the dotted gown
never the veiny calves or the blush or the eyeliner
somewhere in North Texas shawtys are in the club
shawtys are backin' it up shawtys are dropin' it down
hit me+hit me+hit me=blackjack mishap
the marvel of the wind and of wind turbines
cognac decade brides the epitome of class and natural elegance
standing like oil derricks and treated like oil wells
so secretive and philanthropic
this taxon remains nameless
casino turned dance hall dance hall skinny ties still a thing
this wine is good. is it a merlot? no. this is purely recreational
for birthdays for weddings and Ft. Worth missionaries
10-50 passengers we've got 53, no 54 #hahahaha #whoops #party
who needs unprescribed drugs? me, me (!)
decomposing mascara sweat on brow the interstate no longer lit
polka dots has got the suicide by Manet pulled up
on her iPhone the financial stress which shudders warm-blooded moms
on her lips every mother a librarian every mother a swing-pusher
but digression next to bitterness the lowest sin
edging the cultural gateway of the old west
miracles in and miracles out of tradition following
the slender bends of middle ancient Trinity River
children a word pattycake a game
and time time a lie we left to museum panoramas
Feb 2, 2013
Feb 2, 2013 at 8:12 PM UTC
Stupid people on the phones
Call me slander
call me your words
You think I care?
You think you hurt?
HAHAHAHA
Yeah RIGHT
You're rudness
and your hate
Just become the butts of jokes
Making my day
Stupid people on the phones
Talk down to me
Make fun of me
You think me stupid?
You think me Niave?
HAHAHAHA
yeah RIGHT
I know more then you think
I can hear you talking
I hear your murmers
Stupid People on the Phones
just remember
you cant see me
While you hate
and slander
and talk down to me
You dont see me
through this screen
you dont see what I do
Stick my tungue out
Stiffling my laughter
Middle finger in the air
So to all you stupid people on the phones
Think twice about being rude
to a sales person
We can be twice as cruel.
May 8, 2014
May 8, 2014 at 2:17 PM UTC
The caterpillar was of many steps,
The millipede was of many more,
Both were
Long,
Rhymed
Feet
Did collectively tap dance on the floor,
They thought to have a race
Millipede said,
I have feet that move swift and fast"
"While you have many less"
"This is a Race that'll be over fast"
The race would start around four,
Tick,
Tock,
Tick,
Tock,
So the millipede did wait,
And wait,
Waiting some more,
The race was to the top of the tree,
Milli as her friends called her,
Cat,
Caterp,
Caterpillar
Where, when will this race start anew
Then upon a stick,
Do
Not
Disturb
Milli gave a funny look,
Cats friend said
"She was resting before the race began"
So Mille said to each and those around,
"Wake me when she comes around"
And so the day ended a new one began,
And as it approached four once again,
A yawn heard from inside,
As Milli did run as quick as she could
Ok start the race,
"Ribbit"
Shouted the frog
The race did begin,
And many feet did move, dust seen as
These many feet did move like the wind,
Cat did wake and stretched out wide
As her wings caught sunlight
Am I late, did it begin,
Beauty,
Colour,
Grace
Was seen with each flap of her wings,
In to the air she did gently glide
As for Milli
She laughed
"HaHaHaha"
As she reached the roots of the tree,
"No one is faster on there feet but me"
Cat took her time
Floated,
*Glided,
Soared
High with the wind, her delicate touched
Bark and leaf, crossing the finish line
Upon delicate Feet,
Moments later Mille appeared
"Who"
"Are"
"You"
Milli confused at what was seen,
"I am Cat its plain to see"
And Milli angrily said
"This isn't fair"
"Cheated am me"
"Never cheated, with feet i crossed"
"Its only because you saw on the outside|"
"Not what was truly me"
And Milli did speak quietly
"I judged you less"
"I judged you weak"
"All because I had more feet"
I will learn this lesson well,
"It is not always what is seen on the outside"
"It is what is on the inside that counts"
You had beauty where i saw none,
But now you stand before me and
"I am sorry"
For the way I treated you,
Can we still be friends
Cat did answer we were always Friends, silly milli,
So milli ran and cat flew off,
lessons now learned on how to treat me and for me to treat you.
Nov 24, 2014
Nov 24, 2014 at 4:36 PM UTC
Woo!
YEAH!
HAHAHAHA
oh....
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstab
LET ME SEE YOUR BRAINS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I hope they don't find me
oh snap blue lights.......
Jul 6, 2014
Jul 6, 2014 at 1:44 AM UTC
Those cosmopolitan provincials sorts
the chavs, yobs, yobbesses and oiks with semolina for brains
them retro-grade grade-less sub-humans bottom feeders
who think Cardiff is in East Angular and Magaluf is Eden
and Higher Education begins in Borstal or a stint at HM Prisons
found by happenstance a tin of Caviar
something they'd never seen before
with the curiosity of practiced thieves
they proceeded to examine its worth
'its a tin of hair gel says one'
'No, no, no says another, I think its something you eat'
'it says Caviar Royal Beluga, observes another'
'throw it away, anything with a name like that is rubbish'
'Beluga...some foreign muck, it look dark and oily'
'yea mate, look like **** throw it away'
One of the dis-advantaged rabble with one O'level in Carpentry
took a closer look
'look he says, there's sticker on the bottom that reads
Caviar Royal Beluga – 1kg £3,780.00'
Hahahaha they all roared in ceaseless mirth, hahaha
'some joker is having a laugh, pull the other leg, fancy...
a tin of black gunge in some slimy stuff cost three grand,
must think people are born yesterday, Beluga..fuckoffluga'
And with that, they tossed the tin away and walked off
laughing like *********
Ignorance is a disease, ignorance is bliss
will vandals extol the sheer magnificence of a Constable
or see anything other than a chair in a Chippendale ribbonback chair,
will Barbarians shed a tear on hearing the sensuous notes of Chopin or shiver at the graceful notes of Debussy or melt in sheer
adoration as Tchaikovsky's romance soars in magical resonance.
Will cosmopolitan heathens gape in mesmerizing wonder on
seeing Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel and praise God for being alive
So who has great expectations of our dear cosmopolitan provincials sorts
those chavs, yobs, yobbesses and oiks with semolina for brains
for in disparaging excellence
and rubbishing the noble and the exceptional
they make us appreciate more that we are blessed
and privileged
and do not have
semolina for brains
hey!
who would like some caviar
Jun 30, 2019
Jun 30, 2019 at 6:40 AM UTC
Hello Harry Hatman Hive
How's hill hunting?
Have hamburgers hailed ***** hats?
have Hungarians Haunted Harry?
hive he hands high how hasty has hood
half hunched happy hogs?
He's helped hints have hearing
hahahaha ha ha ha ha...HA
Apr 16, 2010
Apr 16, 2010 at 6:01 PM UTC
sometimes i just get so sick
of how fake everyone is to each other like
"Hey, how are you?! You look fantastic!"
i struggle everyday to stay alive and i am running on eight shots of espresso and no sleep
"I'm doing really well, thanks! Yeah, you look great too. I love your shoes where did you get them?"
"Oh thanks, I found them at a thrift store for ten dollars. But I love your lipstick! Where did you get it?"
You don't actually love my lipstick, you just need to return the compliment because you're probably at as much of a loss for words right now as I am
"Oh, thanks, um, some convenience store probably. I don't remember."
Moment of silence
"So how are things at home? How's school? I haven't seen you in a while... Well there was that time we had plans but you cancelled because you had to work or something. It's nice to finally see you."
Yeah I cancelled on purpose and lied about having to work because we have nothing to talk about anymore and you are somehow still so attached to this friendship that has disintegrated that you refuse to acknowledge
"Home is good, school is fine, and yeah sorry about that one time, you know how it is. Work can be pretty unpredictable sometimes! How are you though? How is your boyfriend and all that jazz?"
"Oh my gosh, so great. We're moving in a house together right now, his parents are helping out which is great because I cannot afford a mortgage right now! Hahahaha."
*Right, because you're 21 and you have your **** together and I don't but I can't tell you that because you'd never understand and we don't relate on that level of realness wow what do we have in common i can't remember i'm trying to remember but i can't*
"Wow, good for you! That's a big step. Well I hope that works out for you. I have to go catch my bus now, but I'm glad we got to catch up, love."
forced hug
"Yeah me too, you are so beautiful and wonderful and I really really miss you. Don't be such a stranger, okay?"
but we are strangers why can't you just admit it to yourself so we can move on
"Yeah! Sorry I just get so busy. Nice to see you too and I miss you lots too. Talk soon?"
"Definitely."
not
Dec 4, 2012
Dec 4, 2012 at 9:10 PM UTC
BABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHKA
omfg my precious baboushkas.
I'm high
hahahaha
just kidding
I'm not high
but I am naturally this way
you should be worried
I am high on my baboushkas!!!!!!!!
Dec 29, 2014
Dec 29, 2014 at 5:57 PM UTC
Well - didn't i say , we'd be in new spaces ... Harlon Dearest
THey got my email somehow
but i got the pictures before it was closed down
i'm a director now
we found the island
it's great working with ya - just saying , mad respect to the living dead
just ghosts floating around in machines
i just wanna love everyone ya know
and make sure they are all fine and happy and tuck them into bed with some cookiesz for lunch and just chill about and yaknow have fun :)
i love you harlon rivers from the day you were born to the single day you died and still in eternal (!)
life is
this .
this . is life and the messages from the bottles are all coming back
and so we just send more
and more
and we send them across time answers and space's questions because those fabrics are real and they leave some zeal and i won't keep it under wraps
rivers flows are free and rivers flows don't have eyes that see
they have eyes that carve and caress and breathe and leave the mess till after
we got the cleaners in at the moment
hART
CLEAN THE HEART
AND THE SOUL
YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
I AM THE WOUNDED HEALER ON THE RUN
WHAT WE FIGHT IS VERY REAL
but don't you worry
i got friends on all sides
heh heh heh
didn't i tell you i was naughty ...but nice
;)
A little drop of poison doesn't **** the man quickly
no , his punishment is slow and painful
but i dance with the devil
i have a crown of butterflies and black roses
every day i go more and more insane
jokes we all millionaires up in dis hood
ain't a penny that is wasted
we grow our own food -
metaphysically .
*****
oops and i being rude again. i swear to you this country is a mess
there ain't no country for old men better than the wild planes of I AM ERICA (translation AMERICA: PEOPLE OF NATURE )
LOL THEY GOT YA
HAHAHAHA
WHO ARE THEY?
THE JOKERS
THE ******* NUTS JOKERS
WHO FLY BY NIGHT
TO DEFEND YO ASSS
BY TEACHING YOU A BIG UP LESSON
NO NO PLEASE DON'T STOP ON MY ACCOUNT
IT'S COOL
YOU JUST SHOUT AND SCREAM AND I'LL BE THERE
INFACT
ALL YOU
NEED TO DO
IS PICK UP THAT CALL
THAT MESSAGE
AND WE WELCOME YOU IN
I'M SHOUTING *** SOME OF YA'LL ARE KINDA FAR AWAY
IN DREAMLAND....LOL.
Aug 20, 2013
Aug 20, 2013 at 7:02 AM UTC
Scientific Mess
I wanted to create
A living bride for me
When It gets late
I'm ready to be
****** insane
Who am I to blame?
This is my life
Oh baby let's play
HaHaHaHa **
Its alive,
She'll never die
Zoom it in the lens
This is my common sense
She , is, breathing
She , is , living!
HaHaHaHa **
Thunder, blender, make it mix
My favorite lover, I won't fix
You are everything, nothing less
You are my
Scientific mess
Live it, love it, I have to say
Come over here, come and play
You are everything, nothing less
You are my
Scientific mess
Doctur Artur
Experimenting on women like you
In a dark castle
You'll scare when they scream boo
HaHaHaHa **
No,no,no
There is no way to go
Please stay for lunch
All the way till brunch
Calm, now stir
Make it into a monster
HaHaHaHa **
Chorus
Rotten, freaky, in dis-pear
Welcome, greetings
Into my layer
There's the sign never leave
Or else I'll have to beam
Have tons of HaHa Ho's
Will you be a friend or a fo?
Hahahaha **
Chorus
Jan 26, 2013
Jan 26, 2013 at 2:19 AM UTC
How do I capture the air?
How do I bottle the free?
It moves to its own beat;
it dances to its own music.
How do I capture the air?
(You talked to a writer, bro smiley)
(hahahaha)
You force it into your lungs, and pray it stays till you can breathe it into me.
How can I hold it in that long?
It will die inside me before I could ever reach your door,
and I will die before I could see
our meeting place
your shadow at the end of the road
Just the merest hint
that I'm this close.
But I can't.
I can't cross that distance.
I can't see you,
because death will tear us apart,
because of my foolish pride,
because I dared tried
to capture the air.
Then death should be the sweetest thing to touch your lips, next to the air that brought u[s] together and tore us apart.
Sep 14, 2015
Sep 14, 2015 at 3:24 PM UTC
Autocorrect, why! why!!
Why would you do this to him?
A female employee
needed to take
some permission
from her manager
She walked to his office
But his door was locked
Because he was on the phone
He saw her standing there
So, he decided to send a text...
"Pls, just one sec"
But autocorrect intervened
"Pls, just one ***
How do you explain that
Autocorrect, why! Hahahaha
Apr 30, 2019
Apr 30, 2019 at 8:42 AM UTC
I'm not sure what's happening
I feel very strange
Something is wrong with me
All I would like to do is cause pain,
Don't feel like giving sympathy
Whil I smack you with a cane
Something inside of me wants to come out
I feel it breathe,
Kick and pout
Sometime soon it will come out of me
And just shout
And feel free
With out a doubt
It's a monster a swear!
I have fear
For it, I wouldn't dare
To bother it my dear,
But as I think of it, we make a good pair
Don't worry, I'll make things clear
Evil Smirk
HAHAHAHA
Dec 30, 2013
Dec 30, 2013 at 12:28 AM UTC
I love to talk about random stuff that doesn't make any sense. Who wants to talk about monkeys and dolphins? See what I mean? I talk about things that make me smile and laugh. Even if it makes me sound like a nutcase. My friends know this about me and don't judge me for it. Freedom! I know, freedom is everything to every kid who wants to get out of school. For me, freedom means being able to have a say in what goes on and wanting to be able to express myself without needing permission first. Permanent! Let's think of dolphins for a minute. They are permanent. It's not like they're going anywhere! Hahahaha! I love to write and be weird everyday. It makes me feel alive. Now I'm gonna sing a song. Did you like it? Oh wait, I didn't write down anything. La, la, la , la , ala. Ala? What's that? I don't know. Okay, bye!
Feb 4, 2014
Feb 4, 2014 at 12:07 PM UTC
i don't know anything
but i'm young
i have an excuse
you're older
you say you know better
but you know nothing
what's your excuse?
you say you know me better
but if you really did
then you'd never want to see me again
see, i don't know anything
because i'm young
so just excuse all of the above
i just told you my excuse
or so everyone says
when they justify what i do
what other young people do
then turn around and fault us for being young
i don't know if i like it
if i'm supposed to feel relieved or insulted
sometimes both
you see, there's the kind, comforting "you're young, you'll learn"
the exasperated, tired-of-you "oh my god, you're young"
the condescending, i-know-better-than-you "you're so young"
the i-wish-i-was-you, "i can't believe how young you are"
the unsolicited, let-me-give-you-some-advice "you're young right now"
and then the hesitant, i'm-not-qualified-for-this-and-i'm-bullshitting "you're young...you know..."
i might have missed some
let me know
i just know that ageism is a real plague to our society
it's time things change
Hahahaha I'm kidding. Maybe. Not really.
Call me young.
I am.
There's nothing I can do about it.
I'm going to stay young for as long as I am young.
What good comes out of growing up too fast?
So call me young.
Until I'm not.
I will use it as an excuse for as long as I can.
Aug 13, 2024
Aug 13, 2024 at 12:43 PM UTC