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Christmas is traditions some last and others die some leave you feeling fuzzy others leave you asking "Why?" There's rules that must be followed And most of them we know About gifts and cards and Christmas trees and then there's mistletoe.... We all know the tradition We all know what it is You meet under the berries And then you both must kiss But, there's etiquette surrounding The dreaded mistletoe And there are things you aren't aware of And I thought you all should know.... Always kiss your Aunties Do it quick and on the cheek Their lips are full of slobber and sometimes they just reek Grandmas, get a quick kiss And ignore the sounds they make Don't hug Grannies too tightly They are brittle and might break Avoid the pervert Uncles With hands and eyes that roam They act one way at Christmas And another way at home The little kids, won't kiss you So, it's fun to give them chase Make sure there's lots of slobber So, they can wipe it off their face Make sure kissing Grandad That he has got his teeth That they're not somewhere in a glass or worse, smiling from a wreath Always kiss your Mum though Beware, Mums will always cry and they will get you going too No matter how hard you try Kiss the one you came with Let them know just how you feel That your love for them's eternal And your love for them is real Kissing is tradition and at Christmas can be great But, don't kiss all the women And forget about your date The most important rule of all If you don't want your bell rung When kissing 'neath the mistletoe DO NOT USE THE TONGUE
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Dec 13, 2014
Dec 13, 2014 at 1:06 PM UTC
Mistletoe Etiquette
Christmas is traditions some last and others die some leave you feeling fuzzy others leave you asking "Why?" There's rules that must be followed And most of them we know About gifts and cards and Christmas trees and then there's mistletoe.... We all know the tradition We all know what it is You meet under the berries And then you both must kiss But, there's etiquette surrounding The dreaded mistletoe And there are things you aren't aware of And I thought you all should know.... Always kiss your Aunties Do it quick and on the cheek Their lips are full of slobber and sometimes they just reek Grandmas, get a quick kiss And ignore the sounds they make Don't hug Grannies too tightly They are brittle and might break Avoid the pervert Uncles With hands and eyes that roam They act one way at Christmas And another way at home The little kids, won't kiss you So, it's fun to give them chase Make sure there's lots of slobber So, they can wipe it off their face Make sure kissing Grandad That he has got his teeth That they're not somewhere in a glass or worse, smiling from a wreath Always kiss your Mum though Beware, Mums will always cry and they will get you going too No matter how hard you try Kiss the one you came with Let them know just how you feel That your love for them's eternal And your love for them is real Kissing is tradition and at Christmas can be great But, don't kiss all the women And forget about your date The most important rule of all If you don't want your bell rung When kissing 'neath the mistletoe DO NOT USE THE TONGUE
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Id love a big fat **** Or a wrinkled up old bag An ugly looking hag Who wants a ******* **** If I had a big fat ***** with a big fat bucket I'd lay between her fleshy thighs, and definitely **** it My thrusting **** inside her **** is where I'd like to tuck it Spunking up would be sublime, when I lick and **** it When your about to **** the fat, it takes a certain knack Stuffed up fishy **** ***** or **** ******* round the back A nice piece of chunky **** with a big long sweaty crack Fatty *** holes make you hard ,my **** would not be slack I would ride a big large Gal, just like a waterbed Bathroom ******* would be fun, as well as in the shed Spunking up between her legs, cream cheese would then be spread When both holes are full of *** she can **** my **** instead And after I have finished, with all of those fat ******* Something different I would want, maybe some old wrinkled witches All wearing apple gatherers, and big large ******* britches Older ***** long overdue, scratching long lost itches A lot of fun I could have, in an old folks place Disrobed willing grannies ***** stuffed right in my face At least eight bits of gristle ****** a display of my disgrace With each granny ****** in turn, if they can stand the pace As I lift their skirts up their knickers I would sniff I'm hoping that old fannies good, and they don't smell or whiff The smell of old used granny **** is probably just a myth But I won't let it bother me, as long as I get stiff I wouldn't even care, if they wore crap NHS glasses As long as I could **** and *** inside there wrinkled arses I would **** them old ****** , all from different classes Some of them in wheelchairs and some with heart bypasses. It's irrelevant how fat you are, I really do not mind As long as you are willing, and your pussy's wet and kind And if you like it up the **** then I'm that way inclined ******* ***** is quite fine, so is ******** from behind So come on girls fat or old, all slags are a possibility Your sexuality can flood out, there's no need for negativity I'm willing to **** who comes along, to the best of my ability Just make sure that I stay stiff, and maintain my agility
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Feb 18, 2016
Feb 18, 2016 at 5:44 AM UTC
Fat Slags And Old Bags *** Again - 2018
Id love a big fat **** Or a wrinkled up old bag An ugly looking hag Who wants a ******* **** If I had a big fat ***** with a big fat bucket I'd lay between her fleshy thighs, and definitely **** it My thrusting **** inside her **** is where I'd like to tuck it Spunking up would be sublime, when I lick and **** it When your about to **** the fat, it takes a certain knack Stuffed up fishy **** ***** or **** ******* round the back A nice piece of chunky **** with a big long sweaty crack Fatty *** holes make you hard ,my **** would not be slack I would ride a big large Gal, just like a waterbed Bathroom ******* would be fun, as well as in the shed Spunking up between her legs, cream cheese would then be spread When both holes are full of *** she can **** my **** instead And after I have finished, with all of those fat ******* Something different I would want, maybe some old wrinkled witches All wearing apple gatherers, and big large ******* britches Older ***** long overdue, scratching long lost itches A lot of fun I could have, in an old folks place Disrobed willing grannies ***** stuffed right in my face At least eight bits of gristle ****** a display of my disgrace With each granny ****** in turn, if they can stand the pace As I lift their skirts up their knickers I would sniff I'm hoping that old fannies good, and they don't smell or whiff The smell of old used granny **** is probably just a myth But I won't let it bother me, as long as I get stiff I wouldn't even care, if they wore crap NHS glasses As long as I could **** and *** inside there wrinkled arses I would **** them old ****** , all from different classes Some of them in wheelchairs and some with heart bypasses. It's irrelevant how fat you are, I really do not mind As long as you are willing, and your pussy's wet and kind And if you like it up the **** then I'm that way inclined ******* ***** is quite fine, so is ******** from behind So come on girls fat or old, all slags are a possibility Your sexuality can flood out, there's no need for negativity I'm willing to **** who comes along, to the best of my ability Just make sure that I stay stiff, and maintain my agility
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*break astonishment at perception of a third-world child making it up that totem-pole amidst paltry conditions even beyond the half-way mark* 1. a standing man in silent message and the woman in red with thin-sling shoulder-bag holding lipstick, weekly-ticket and purse oh, how she frightens honchos out their skull draped round her sister's head shroud eternal coughing sore 2. grannies recount lively griot-tales where hope is never barren young boys play in swamped dirt-trails drawing absent father-figures in the sand the wind has carried them off to mines deep in the crust of earth's ire adolescent future sits on labour-farms where keen spirit is dulled with worthless hops keeps the sly farmer happy and he tells them the fruit is free yet they've already paid for it manifold when she reaches twenty she will have at least two kids whose lives lie in the granny's luxury while she runs off to the golden city-lites to jump through higher hoops for ****** spoils all cheapened by long-term neglect 3. there lies hope unlost in every girl-child who goes to school who finds encouragement from words kindly given if but from a stranger *no hand-me-outs no forlorn begging* she... the empowered mother of boys will help them to grow into young men of such sensibility as to keep their hands to deeds of honour who, in turn become fine fathers to daughters they love and cherish raise to be luminary *each step up from that totem-pole such a steep climb strengthens invisible wings and unworldly rewards and when final rung is reached heralds untainted take-offffffff*...... S T,  27 aug
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Aug 27, 2013
Aug 27, 2013 at 11:01 AM UTC
totem-pole
*break astonishment at perception of a third-world child making it up that totem-pole amidst paltry conditions even beyond the half-way mark* 1. a standing man in silent message and the woman in red with thin-sling shoulder-bag holding lipstick, weekly-ticket and purse oh, how she frightens honchos out their skull draped round her sister's head shroud eternal coughing sore 2. grannies recount lively griot-tales where hope is never barren young boys play in swamped dirt-trails drawing absent father-figures in the sand the wind has carried them off to mines deep in the crust of earth's ire adolescent future sits on labour-farms where keen spirit is dulled with worthless hops keeps the sly farmer happy and he tells them the fruit is free yet they've already paid for it manifold when she reaches twenty she will have at least two kids whose lives lie in the granny's luxury while she runs off to the golden city-lites to jump through higher hoops for ****** spoils all cheapened by long-term neglect 3. there lies hope unlost in every girl-child who goes to school who finds encouragement from words kindly given if but from a stranger *no hand-me-outs no forlorn begging* she... the empowered mother of boys will help them to grow into young men of such sensibility as to keep their hands to deeds of honour who, in turn become fine fathers to daughters they love and cherish raise to be luminary *each step up from that totem-pole such a steep climb strengthens invisible wings and unworldly rewards and when final rung is reached heralds untainted take-offffffff*...... S T,  27 aug
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The flowers are exceptionally cold this season The rain leaves much to be desired Mr. & Mrs Sunflower are expecting seedlings. Good old sounds of pitter-patter on the mud; "Delve deep little ones - for the earth is rich and good". Standing two meters tall Where did I leave me shovel? Grannies dead and buried, Grandad he went to war. Yes, in our house, like a bees -nest There's honeydew; it feeds us Gosh, I am so very tired I need to take a rest Lying here - just catch my breath Let Mother Nature do the rest R.I.P as they will say One day upon my grave Lest we pray; behold, my children laugh And rise again shall I, Through the wonders of an age old myth Of time and evolution - life! Now praise the Lord my soul to give And keep me warm inside A glow of peace in troubled times My memories, a myth God Bless You! © all rights are reserved B M Coldwell
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Oct 13, 2011
Oct 13, 2011 at 8:34 AM UTC
The Sunflowers
We loved your ample bosoms, Dear Grandmothers, So soft and pillow-like; The perfect place to lay sleepy heads. We loved your voluminous laps, Dear Grannies, Wrapped in yards of cotton; The perfect place to rest teary faces. We loved your full long dresses, Dear mothers of our parents, In lengths well past your knees; The perfect place to hide a shy child.
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Mar 30, 2015
Mar 30, 2015 at 9:37 PM UTC
Old-fashioned Comfort
Now I'd like to tell you of a liquid And a beverage clearly divine It matches the holiest spirit And most blessed communion wine But it's not to be found at the altar Of the temple, the mosque or the church You'll see it in glasses lined up on the bar Wherever the pensioners perch Oh Gin, Gin, fabulous Gin Finest concoction there ever has bin A knee to the crotch and a kick in the shin To him that speaks ill of that heavenly Gin I had a great aunty called Floris Each morning she'd sternly arise With a fire in the pit of her stomach And a merciless scowl in her eyes But thanks to a magical fluid By the end she was quite the reverse And her face was serene and so tranquil As they bundled her into the hearse Oh Gin, Gin, glorious Gin Remover of troubles and varnish and skin There's many a baby that wouldn't have bin If not for a bottle of beautiful Gin Edith was crippled with cramp of the back And terrible gout of the thighs Her walk was askew and her bottom had swelled To a rather astonishing size But with Gin in the morning, the noon and night She was right as proverbial rain She still couldn't walk but now couldn't talk So no one could hear her complain Oh Gin, Gin, medicinal Gin Bracing your face with a permanent grin Cleans up the silver but tarnishes tin Joyous the juice of the juniper, Gin Tis a regular modern elixir And a kick in the liver to boot It's companion for many a mixer To the tonic or blending of fruit Instilling a mighty contentment And removing all traces of rage Though it's mainly imbibed by ladies Those of a particular age... Oh Gin, Gin, magnificent Gin Clean as a whistle and sharp as a pin Puts hairs on the ears, the chest and chin Of nannies and grannies all guzzling Gin
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Apr 5, 2013
Apr 5, 2013 at 6:14 PM UTC
A Lovely Song About Gin ;)
Now I'd like to tell you of a liquid And a beverage clearly divine It matches the holiest spirit And most blessed communion wine But it's not to be found at the altar Of the temple, the mosque or the church You'll see it in glasses lined up on the bar Wherever the pensioners perch Oh Gin, Gin, fabulous Gin Finest concoction there ever has bin A knee to the crotch and a kick in the shin To him that speaks ill of that heavenly Gin I had a great aunty called Floris Each morning she'd sternly arise With a fire in the pit of her stomach And a merciless scowl in her eyes But thanks to a magical fluid By the end she was quite the reverse And her face was serene and so tranquil As they bundled her into the hearse Oh Gin, Gin, glorious Gin Remover of troubles and varnish and skin There's many a baby that wouldn't have bin If not for a bottle of beautiful Gin Edith was crippled with cramp of the back And terrible gout of the thighs Her walk was askew and her bottom had swelled To a rather astonishing size But with Gin in the morning, the noon and night She was right as proverbial rain She still couldn't walk but now couldn't talk So no one could hear her complain Oh Gin, Gin, medicinal Gin Bracing your face with a permanent grin Cleans up the silver but tarnishes tin Joyous the juice of the juniper, Gin Tis a regular modern elixir And a kick in the liver to boot It's companion for many a mixer To the tonic or blending of fruit Instilling a mighty contentment And removing all traces of rage Though it's mainly imbibed by ladies Those of a particular age... Oh Gin, Gin, magnificent Gin Clean as a whistle and sharp as a pin Puts hairs on the ears, the chest and chin Of nannies and grannies all guzzling Gin
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I remember helping bake With my Granny....Elisie Boone She always said Whoever makes the mess Gets to lick the spoon I always liked to help her I'd go see her every week I liked that saying more than Turn the other cheek Granny always turned a phrase And whistled a sweet tune And whenever I helped make a mess I got to lick the spoon Time passed and my Grannies gone But one thing still has clicked whoever makes the mess still has To make sure the spoon gets licked Whether in the kitchen making cookies or a cake or ******** up with something else I don't care what it may take If you're the one who made the mess you get what you deserve It's your **** job to lick the spoon No matter what gets served Good advice, it don't come cheap But good advice ....it stays And lick the spoon is good advice From back in grannies days It doesn't matter what happened I don't care how it tastes You made the mess, now lick the spoon Good advice don't go to waste I still think of my granny When I whistle that sweet tune Remember, boy...you made the mess Now...you've got to lick the spoon!
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Mar 22, 2014
Mar 22, 2014 at 10:20 PM UTC
You've got to lick the spoon
the older generation thinks we're all meth-heads, ritalin-riddled serial killers, serious ingesters of buckets-of-blood thrillers, they look at me funny when I sag my pants look at me funny when I've got my girl in my arms and her hands on my zipper moving slowly to the biggest dipper, too loud, they say, too loud, too much cursing, too much blood and gore, too many games about getting money and running over grannies to get more; Ren and Stimpy, and Bert and Ernie, two homos that need to burn for their sin, the world is going to hell in a handbasket.
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Mar 8, 2012
Mar 8, 2012 at 7:40 PM UTC
Old Farts can **** my ****
[[ **** blood pooling around her there she lay sprawled eyes glazed,motionless with no stir she is another victim to succumb to this heinous inhuman act the mission is accomplished the criminal thinks freely he walks head and shoulder held high among mortals he laugh life goes on ,another life gone my sister,mum and aunt the daughters of eve are endangered my brother,dad and i the all sons of adam are the perpetrators fear exists among our female species they fear to be stripped off their coverings they live in a nightmare of being stripped off their dignity unwillingly be disrobed and be robbed they fear being deflowered and defiled out of her will she was forced naked and spreadeagled vitruvian man style she lay her case was a repetition of a biblical story dinah and the sons of shechem blood freely trickled between her open pelvic life seeped out of her misused shell did she really deserve this??? who will end this atrocity? who will fight for the girl child? toddlers and grannies shamelessly chauvinist male defiles them its against the word its against the unwritten codes it's unafrican it's evil my anger is frothing like a volcano the lava is heating up my pen is crying for the female child i will shout this from rooftops on the skyline i will write it this battle is ours and we have to fight protection we've to offer [[the chronicles of the dumb speaker]]
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Sep 21, 2015
Sep 21, 2015 at 3:33 AM UTC
stripped innocence
THE TRUE STORY The wolf sat on the ground. Little Red Riding Hood sat at his feet. "Well, well, well, so here we are again!" said Mr. Woolf in a faux English accent he had picked up from watching Peter O'Toole be Lawrence of Arabia. "Some apple juice my dear have some apple crumble do!" enquired Mr. Woolf of his fairy story cohort. "I baked it myself you know molasses instead of sugar gives it that dark flavour oh and a little touch of ginger!" Little Red Riding Hood wolfed down the apple crumble. Sipped...slurped noisily through a bendy straw annoying the silence that gathered itself around her. There was a piece of apple crumble on her nose. For a little girl she had a big appetite. The wolf ate nothing. "We can't go on like this any minute now a child somewhere in another somewhere will start our story by opening a book. I will be called upon to eat you and Granny up. I don't even like grannies for gawd's sake!" Mr. Woolf had tears that refused to fall. It's got...it's...got to somehow stop!" Little Red Riding Hood burped. "Pardon!" So, when the child I used to be opened the story once upon a time it was simply not there. There was nothing there. Nothing but a great big ****** blank. Somewhere in another somewhere Little Red Riding Hood swung on a swing Mr. Woolf pushing her higher and higher into a summer blue sky.
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Oct 7, 2018
Oct 7, 2018 at 3:27 PM UTC
THE TRUE STORY
my wonderful nanny is not actually a nanny. she likes to be called Annie and doesn't carry a ***** she writes poems about us and day drinks. she likes to cuss and never makes a fuss. she even gets her hair done regularly, unlike other grannies. her makeup is always perfect, her red lipstick signature. her sunglasses are just divine and delicious. she is a glam-ma Nanny Annie is the best.
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Jan 5, 2019
Jan 5, 2019 at 8:02 PM UTC
my wonderful nanny
We doh cur fer fancy werters Bring us bangers in mashed terters Gie us pork-pie caressed wi mustard Rhubarb crumble topped wi custard If yo’ve got a full day werkin Black-pudding, eggs, beans and bercon Un doh keep saying, ‘it’ll do ya no gud!’ We wont loads o’ graerty pud If yo’me hungry jus the job A great big hondfull of suetey gob Grannies rice-puddin wi a gob o’ jam Branston pickle on hunied-ham Fish-un-chips wrapped in old newsperper Ma’s bread puddin, nah that’s the cerper Un if yo’ve got a babby-sitta Wash it daen wi Bonks’s bitta Black-Country fowk doh wont fancy starters We wont bercon wie grey farters!
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Oct 4, 2011
Oct 4, 2011 at 1:48 PM UTC
Bostin Fittle
The green handbag, Clutched close, Constant companion, Matching clothes? Not always. Where did you go today? The green handbag, Loose change, And pension book. Made up? Take a look! Where did you go today? The green handbag, Memory sac of Nooks and crannies, Papa, Grandkids, Aunts and Grannies. Where did you go today? The green handbag, Held to heart, Perched on knees, A medicine chest, With pain to ease. Where did you go today? The green handbag, Where did you go today? Pointless question, Usual answer. As ever ­ ‘Up the Toon!’ Too soon, Not today. The green handbag, Not clutched, Nor held, But at the foot of your bed, A reminder of hope, Where did you go? Today, The Green Handbag, Sits at my Dad’s feet. A monument to love, In fading verdigris.
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Feb 20, 2017
Feb 20, 2017 at 6:45 AM UTC
The Green Handbag
*Mirror, mirror on the wall Who's the fairest of them all?* Is it me or is it you? But you are me and I am you. "Magic mirror in my hand, who is the fairest in the land?" It's not you, you're too bland, like the bear's porridge, lumpy, thick and grey. I think you were unplanned. "Mirror mirror please understand, I need to know who's fairest in the land" Oh, please take your pleas and understand this, if I were flesh and bone I'd give you a miss. "Mirror mirror tell me true, do I look good to you?" I'll tell you this you needy miss, I have no potion to cure your ails, and wails and needy questions, your face and body cannot be endured, (not even by the big bad wolf, and he likes wrinkly grannies) If I were you I wouldn't hesitate to put my head into the oven I'll get Gretel to shove you in. "You ungodly witch to be burned to ashes" Mirror mirror on the wall why are you cracked?
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Apr 2, 2015
Apr 2, 2015 at 10:23 PM UTC
Reflection
Peace! God’s Peace upon you all! The Bishop blessed The dyed-young congregation: dyed fathers ‘n mothers, Grandpas ‘n grannies, great-grandpas and great-grannies. The demons of decadence--Hair dye, ****** and Spirits – Chuckled and giggled, crouching well under the pulpit. Dyed gurus ‘n financiers, dyed lawyers, doctors n’ nurses, ****** entrepreneurs and ****** entertainers, dyed judges Dyed ‘n spirited evangelists, priests and vergers on ****** Peace be upon thee all! Blessed the Bishop from the pulpit. Now, the demons in the hiding iterated and reiterated it. A Sunday spirited chat—all smiles! -- in the church portico: The Viagra-dyed banker in later life smiled a dyed smile At the elderly dyed mother of three; and she said: they say, In spite of my age, you know, I look so young and pretty! And the thick flanks under her chin jiggled in approbation. The ****** great-grandpa said to the dyed Justice of spirits: Milord, they say: “The stuff brings cancer;” Fools! Idiots! “The gloves—the condom-like device—that’s our safety!” “Milord! This trinity wizard, they bring a million crores To the exchequer of this famished democracy, milord!” “Milord! The nature lovers say, we wash billions of bottles Of these magic stuffs into their rivers and the seas, milord!” “They say we all-- dyed ****** men-- are sissies and doofuses!” “Milord! Our tubby women dye young, lest they’d be labelled Mammy, Granny, Grandma, Old Granny, the decrepit ‘n that! Now, the dyed media reported: father mated with his daughter, Mother with a teenager, grandpa with an infant; and Ministers, MLAs, MPs—all spirits-Viagra-dyed-- are in a ******* spree! Now the Dark Trinity cried “Wow! In this world of ****** The Kingdom, the Power and the Glory--all are ours! Amen!
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Nov 27, 2013
Nov 27, 2013 at 11:20 AM UTC
BLESSINGS FROM THE DEMONS
Peace! God’s Peace upon you all! The Bishop blessed The dyed-young congregation: dyed fathers ‘n mothers, Grandpas ‘n grannies, great-grandpas and great-grannies. The demons of decadence--Hair dye, ****** and Spirits – Chuckled and giggled, crouching well under the pulpit. Dyed gurus ‘n financiers, dyed lawyers, doctors n’ nurses, ****** entrepreneurs and ****** entertainers, dyed judges Dyed ‘n spirited evangelists, priests and vergers on ****** Peace be upon thee all! Blessed the Bishop from the pulpit. Now, the demons in the hiding iterated and reiterated it. A Sunday spirited chat—all smiles! -- in the church portico: The Viagra-dyed banker in later life smiled a dyed smile At the elderly dyed mother of three; and she said: they say, In spite of my age, you know, I look so young and pretty! And the thick flanks under her chin jiggled in approbation. The ****** great-grandpa said to the dyed Justice of spirits: Milord, they say: “The stuff brings cancer;” Fools! Idiots! “The gloves—the condom-like device—that’s our safety!” “Milord! This trinity wizard, they bring a million crores To the exchequer of this famished democracy, milord!” “Milord! The nature lovers say, we wash billions of bottles Of these magic stuffs into their rivers and the seas, milord!” “They say we all-- dyed ****** men-- are sissies and doofuses!” “Milord! Our tubby women dye young, lest they’d be labelled Mammy, Granny, Grandma, Old Granny, the decrepit ‘n that! Now, the dyed media reported: father mated with his daughter, Mother with a teenager, grandpa with an infant; and Ministers, MLAs, MPs—all spirits-Viagra-dyed-- are in a ******* spree! Now the Dark Trinity cried “Wow! In this world of ****** The Kingdom, the Power and the Glory--all are ours! Amen!
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Roses aren't always metaphors, you know. For the ghosts in the walls that write poems about how you sleep. For the shadows in empty closets that you fear will creep. For the rivers you've travelled that leave burns on your arms. For the faces pressed against windows that slip colours into the wind. For deserted bus stops made of crushed beer tins. For the bars filled with grannies and trannies and the best kind of sins. Sometimes they're analogies. And boy, are they lovely.
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Jun 8, 2014
Jun 8, 2014 at 10:21 AM UTC
Literary devices
Here's a story about a gang of grannies Who knocked over a ***** hose store They were nothing without their support hose And they just couldn't take it anymore Late one night at an old folks home A few grannies were hatching a plan Their varicose veins were getting in their way Of catching themselves a man So they decided enough was enough And they'd reclaim their feminine wiles And there happened to be a ***** hose store Down the road just a couple of miles Now if they got caught what would it matter? 'Cause it was a very small price to pay And even if they gave them life in prison Well that was probably just one more day Now the leader of the gang was ninety years old 'Cause she had done this once before She'd served a little time in granny prison For robbing a false teeth store Now their purses were their weapon of choice Cause that's something they knew how to use And if you've ever been hit by a granny purse Then you know it can leave a bruise Anyway, off they went to claim their prize For it was much too late to turn back Dressed in only their housecoats and slippers Their purses and a burlap sack To make a long story short they pulled it off Just in time for the old folks dance And you better believe those grannies looked sharp In support hose and pink hot pants
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Sep 13, 2012
Sep 13, 2012 at 2:33 PM UTC
The Granny Gang
It is pleasant and tasty. It is bright and cheerful, The children are blameless. for the reason that they drink it. Because their world is virtuous, Ever since it was green and polite, It is bright and blue. So, the morning is flawless. For sure, today's weather is good. because the children are drinking "Koko." And they eat so copiously of Kosai, Their mouths feel the sweetest, Their ears stood up straight. Their bodies are boogying, They dance well, twirling. Because of the tasty taste of Koko, And this was boiled so freshly, In Safana's Poetry Kitchen, For children, drink it hot. It is really good. It is really tasty. Children, remember spring, The millet is harvested. Children, remember summer, The corn is harvested. Go to the farm and cut the crop. It is a good thing in the morning, for grannies to mix a porridge A corn and millet porridge and is an aroma in a pleasant atmosphere. Children, let's dance and dance, Because Koko is delicious, And Kosai is also delicious.
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Mar 23, 2023
Mar 23, 2023 at 9:59 AM UTC
Koko
Sara L Russell A songwriter sat down to write and tried and tried with all this might to make the inspiration come until the bowels of his soul were numb until he almost screeched in pain and forced an idea in his brain. He strained, then like a thunderclap, out came a song - and it was crap. Established DJ's tapped their feet, they thought it sounded rather sweet; it had nothing unsafe to say and so they played it night and day and so they played it day and night ad nauseam, as if in spite. It should have been hurled down the nearest drain but was played again and again and again And so it got to Number One and bored the **** off everyone and so eventually went gold as down the river the world was sold as grannies bought it in their droves (as if grannyhood behoves the buying of such awful things) And thus the turkey spread it's wings. One day, a man with a broken heart whose business venture fell apart whose grandmother was very ill stood high upon a window sill and wondered, should he jump, or no? And was six floors high enough to go? As his aching heart began to thump, He heard the song - and decided to jump.
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Dec 7, 2014
Dec 7, 2014 at 2:15 AM UTC
THAT Song
i walk out the door and it's a living anti drug ad---- grannies in pink with scars up and down their legs, youth with big black glasses chewin' out their teeth chumpin' for my change to score, leathered out n' shot up tracked all all over ***** men swaying with grins beating their heads against walls calling for MORE MORE MORE...  just one more score... skeletal grave home... street sleeping slums of lonliness
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Sep 8, 2010
Sep 8, 2010 at 12:53 PM UTC
drug=g=g d
'What happens to bad poets when they die?' 'Aye, tis a good question,' says the sotted brute wavin his hand whilst spittle flyin with most syllables 'I yam told bad poets stew in alphabet soup and get eaten by old grannies for all eternity' 'I eard that one but seems a waste of good soup' 'Aye, and why de grannies get involved it's a misog misog a ting against women I'll bet' 'Well then, what might you think?' says the innkeeper to the quiet sod at the end of the bar 'Eh..I should think they'd go with the good ones cuz I'll be ****** if I can tell the difference' 'Aye' says all 'aye' ©2012 Lyn
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Nov 14, 2013
Nov 14, 2013 at 8:51 AM UTC
What happens
Oh, I'm sure she wouldn't mind being called Nana. But she preferred, Granny. She accepted that honor. She isn't afraid of the tag. And many grand kids cherish her. Sure, she has her limits of toleration. But like your parents. She assist in raising you. Some granny runs from the name. They still trying to hold on to their youthful stage. Accept many grannies accepts their age. Yes, she go along with the Nana. But its granny she loves. And from her children to her grand children. She totally loved. More then parents. In most cases. They dangerous when it comes to protecting us. Don't mess with G.R.A.N.N.Y
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Aug 31, 2012
Aug 31, 2012 at 7:41 PM UTC
Call Her Granny
I guess my name is Fentyn And I'm here to **** you all Head to toe in xannies I don't give a **** at all I'm coming for your grannies all your underpaid nannies But first I'll **** your life up bet on every nook and cranny made a couple asian friends their eyes are always slanting But now from where you're standing I can do a some more enchanting Now your boys suckin **** and your girl is dropping ******* This could have been avoided with a tiny bit of planning It's almost rock bottom now you're panting when you're ranting You're just another grain or two from hearing angels chanting If it's death you're really after I'm then pretty close to granting Just be prepared for landing Come and meet my friends Come and meet my friends The only ones I know who'll be around until the end They're all I've ever known and the bond has only grown Look for my obituary, 23, unknown I'm a little alcohol Here for good times And when you sober up its gone Then you'll know you're mine When we hang I'm feeling fine But when you leave I can't ignore the tingle in my spine A little longer and it hits my face and fingers but I'm fine Except now I'm seizing and alone but this isn't how I'm dying No one to reach if I could reach my phone but man I'm trying Try to change it all you want man our fates are  intertwining Face it you'll be buried with a fifth of scotch and red wine Then when you're feeling like the grapes hanging on the vine Bleed out internally or be a ***** bring a nine to the pines Come and meet my friends Come and meet my friends The only ones I know who'll be around until the end They're all I've ever known and the bond has only grown Look for my obituary, 23, unknown I'm a little doctor, short and stout Here are your pills, now get the **** out When I get all steamed up hear me about Jesus ******* **** me please I really just want out Swallow the medicine smoke synonyms get the venom in Bring your inner felon in, it's not a matter of melanin It's a matter of dosing before you blow your melon in Wake up with regret take half and try to sell them then Use the rest on dope and rent and pay them off in 5s and 10s Visions so blurry think you're paying out in yen Get some sleep, I'll be here, we can do it all again Ahem I can talk about it because it's okay we're all friends here right? Love you guys til the end
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Jul 11, 2020
Jul 11, 2020 at 7:06 PM UTC
Dead friends and bad habits
I guess my name is Fentyn And I'm here to **** you all Head to toe in xannies I don't give a **** at all I'm coming for your grannies all your underpaid nannies But first I'll **** your life up bet on every nook and cranny made a couple asian friends their eyes are always slanting But now from where you're standing I can do a some more enchanting Now your boys suckin **** and your girl is dropping ******* This could have been avoided with a tiny bit of planning It's almost rock bottom now you're panting when you're ranting You're just another grain or two from hearing angels chanting If it's death you're really after I'm then pretty close to granting Just be prepared for landing Come and meet my friends Come and meet my friends The only ones I know who'll be around until the end They're all I've ever known and the bond has only grown Look for my obituary, 23, unknown I'm a little alcohol Here for good times And when you sober up its gone Then you'll know you're mine When we hang I'm feeling fine But when you leave I can't ignore the tingle in my spine A little longer and it hits my face and fingers but I'm fine Except now I'm seizing and alone but this isn't how I'm dying No one to reach if I could reach my phone but man I'm trying Try to change it all you want man our fates are  intertwining Face it you'll be buried with a fifth of scotch and red wine Then when you're feeling like the grapes hanging on the vine Bleed out internally or be a ***** bring a nine to the pines Come and meet my friends Come and meet my friends The only ones I know who'll be around until the end They're all I've ever known and the bond has only grown Look for my obituary, 23, unknown I'm a little doctor, short and stout Here are your pills, now get the **** out When I get all steamed up hear me about Jesus ******* **** me please I really just want out Swallow the medicine smoke synonyms get the venom in Bring your inner felon in, it's not a matter of melanin It's a matter of dosing before you blow your melon in Wake up with regret take half and try to sell them then Use the rest on dope and rent and pay them off in 5s and 10s Visions so blurry think you're paying out in yen Get some sleep, I'll be here, we can do it all again Ahem I can talk about it because it's okay we're all friends here right? Love you guys til the end
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A HUGE discovery (on an overheated wet snow stinky stuffy bus no one not the grannies, the discolored, the over bundled, or even the seven and eight year old noisy brats, (towing blonde nineteen year old au-pairs from Sweden) doesn’t have their face planted on a screen most messaging when the light shines in and the illustration is illuminated through the stink of overheated humans on a bus-poet i can tell everything about you from the way you tap on the screen you nice you mean you possess a southern drawl, a handwriting less ‘n a scrawl, you are a passionate lover slow and languid, you’re a bath splasher, a snowball thrower, believer anything wet, well, should be a shared liquid your think all lives matter especially mine who plods thru life slow and safe one key tap at time, making love in the same way and never in the afternoon whose mother loved them swell well and made them crazy people who smile at everyone sharing their terra chips, body parts and sweet spicy spit with loving tenderness the ones who write beneath colored decorated fingernails so careful not carefree using the finger pads to message and never break a nail or own a heart making a mess worthy of cleaning up with a repairman who lies ‘n cheats on their taxes and their lovers with reckless impunity because you are so important then what the heck you doing on this bus with us plebeians? and the one next to me generationally born to use two thumbs, but pauses to reflect on the way humans speak to one another before desensitizing blurting any old thing And the one to whom I show this poem and insists I miss my stop so she can text me her digits and kiss that thumb a year  later in front of a smoke perfumed fire and she whispers smarty pants, mr smoke scribe, who writes only love poetry watch, what does the smoke say? but it says nothing that cannot be best expressed by letting my thumbs do all the talking by tapping all over her body
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Mar 23, 2018
Mar 23, 2018 at 11:45 AM UTC
A HUGE discovery
A HUGE discovery (on an overheated wet snow stinky stuffy bus no one not the grannies, the discolored, the over bundled, or even the seven and eight year old noisy brats, (towing blonde nineteen year old au-pairs from Sweden) doesn’t have their face planted on a screen most messaging when the light shines in and the illustration is illuminated through the stink of overheated humans on a bus-poet i can tell everything about you from the way you tap on the screen you nice you mean you possess a southern drawl, a handwriting less ‘n a scrawl, you are a passionate lover slow and languid, you’re a bath splasher, a snowball thrower, believer anything wet, well, should be a shared liquid your think all lives matter especially mine who plods thru life slow and safe one key tap at time, making love in the same way and never in the afternoon whose mother loved them swell well and made them crazy people who smile at everyone sharing their terra chips, body parts and sweet spicy spit with loving tenderness the ones who write beneath colored decorated fingernails so careful not carefree using the finger pads to message and never break a nail or own a heart making a mess worthy of cleaning up with a repairman who lies ‘n cheats on their taxes and their lovers with reckless impunity because you are so important then what the heck you doing on this bus with us plebeians? and the one next to me generationally born to use two thumbs, but pauses to reflect on the way humans speak to one another before desensitizing blurting any old thing And the one to whom I show this poem and insists I miss my stop so she can text me her digits and kiss that thumb a year  later in front of a smoke perfumed fire and she whispers smarty pants, mr smoke scribe, who writes only love poetry watch, what does the smoke say? but it says nothing that cannot be best expressed by letting my thumbs do all the talking by tapping all over her body
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It's  a shame... That's, immoral social indiscipline politically bad ethic And ethinic differences Between you and the rulers A wise person abuse no one But himself for misconduct No one respects any Nigerian for our misconduct and then corruption, fraud and stealing How many foreign people are swallowed, by these Nigerian's cyber criminals... North and southern ethnicity Hausa/Fulani, Ibgo and Yoruba the major ethnic groups are... Muslims and Christian Traditional and pagans All, are of the same phase of any crime activities and the Selected and elected rulers are from the same species of nature Like ENDSARS, no one knows the reason... But I, slowly understand why Robbery in the nigeran ancient days, militia in the nigeran iron age, religious crisis in the nigeran social age, Boko Haram in the mid age and abductions in the presence age... Because, you can't harvest the grannies old farm, you ran away to the white men mansion to steal in lieu of work to do... 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
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Apr 6, 2021
Apr 6, 2021 at 8:36 AM UTC
Shame