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"fudge" poems
Sung to the tune of: I'll Be Home For Christmas Oh, I got fudge for Christmas, from my daughter-in-law. I whined and begged, til I got my way, and I'm not sharing it. Ooooh, Thanks for the fudge for Christmas, I will repay this deed. It was suppose to be homemade, but she bought it all from See's. oooooh, I got fudge for Christmas, and you can count on this. By the time, I eat it all, it will be on my hips. Oooooh, I got fudge for Chriiiiiissssstmaaaasssss I'll be seeing it in my Dreeeamms. Dedicated to Tammy, My Daughter-in law.
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Dec 17, 2010
Dec 17, 2010 at 2:13 PM UTC
I Got Fudge For Christmas
Senior Present I walked in to the school this morning To see all of the teachers Munching and nibbling on food. I turned down the hallway to be greeted By a glorious sent that hit my nostrils I watched as kids floated down the hall way Towards the smell, they were just out of reach Of the food, as the smell led them to a closed door Of the teachers lounge. Inside were all sorts of candies. There was a candy Of every type, all shapes and sizes. No one was left Out every teacher had there favorite kind some ware. There were cakes and pies, Fudge and brownies, Ice cream and frozen yogurt. There was healthy food And nut free snacks. There was lollipops And twizlers. It was Halloween all over again, With a twist of fancy, It was a dessert buffet Just for the teachers. It was a way to thank them for all the Time they spent teaching us the same thing To have patience for all the questions, to help us In till we understood, staying extra hours to help us. This food display is a thanks to not just the teachers But to the janitors, the special education helpers The nurses, librarians, office and consoler office ladies The police officers and the principal her self. I thought it would be nice to give you all a special treat A present, instead a prank, since it is my senior year.
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Aug 21, 2012
Aug 21, 2012 at 8:26 PM UTC
Senior Present
Dear Hot Straight Actresses, Stop playing perfect lesbian characters on TV that cause me to become wet on lonely Thursday nights. It’s the equivalent of waving double chocolate fudge cake in front of a menstruating woman who has just been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes. To name a few, Jennifer Beals as Bette Porter on The L Word. Stop it! Naya Rivera as the sassy Santana Lopez on Glee. Stop it! Angie Harmon as butch goddess Detective Jane Rizzoli on Rizzoli & Isles. You may be in the closet but you are gay and stop! And Sara Ramirez and Jessica Capshaw as the married ****** Dr. Cali Torrez and Dr. Arizona Robbins of Grey’s Anatomy. You…you keep going. You two give me hope. Hope that someday my insanely high expectations will be met when my hot art collecting, sassy mouthed Doctor with handcuffs in her back pocket jumps from the screen and onto my sweatpants covered lap. In this crazy assumption that I’ll end up falling out of an apple tree letting gravity push me into the arms of a woman who fixes my broken sense of reality with a amazing great hair and a wedding proposal. Missing out on the Hot barista who gives me an extra large when I ask for a small or the Budding **** artist who invites me to her galleries only to realize her muse has oddly the same hips as me. or the Best friend who is still stuck in the shadows of my closet. Nope…didn’t see any of those. I’m too busy watching the **** tube to see what low cut tops they can get away with before they leave the set and back to their husband and 2.5 kids. All I’m asking is… …when is it coming out on DVD?
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Oct 1, 2012
Oct 1, 2012 at 7:17 AM UTC
Dear Hot Straight Actresses,
Dear Hot Straight Actresses, Stop playing perfect lesbian characters on TV that cause me to become wet on lonely Thursday nights. It’s the equivalent of waving double chocolate fudge cake in front of a menstruating woman who has just been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes. To name a few, Jennifer Beals as Bette Porter on The L Word. Stop it! Naya Rivera as the sassy Santana Lopez on Glee. Stop it! Angie Harmon as butch goddess Detective Jane Rizzoli on Rizzoli & Isles. You may be in the closet but you are gay and stop! And Sara Ramirez and Jessica Capshaw as the married ****** Dr. Cali Torrez and Dr. Arizona Robbins of Grey’s Anatomy. You…you keep going. You two give me hope. Hope that someday my insanely high expectations will be met when my hot art collecting, sassy mouthed Doctor with handcuffs in her back pocket jumps from the screen and onto my sweatpants covered lap. In this crazy assumption that I’ll end up falling out of an apple tree letting gravity push me into the arms of a woman who fixes my broken sense of reality with a amazing great hair and a wedding proposal. Missing out on the Hot barista who gives me an extra large when I ask for a small or the Budding **** artist who invites me to her galleries only to realize her muse has oddly the same hips as me. or the Best friend who is still stuck in the shadows of my closet. Nope…didn’t see any of those. I’m too busy watching the **** tube to see what low cut tops they can get away with before they leave the set and back to their husband and 2.5 kids. All I’m asking is… …when is it coming out on DVD?
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I like cussin’ I even researched the word. It ain’t cussin’ There’s an R that is not heard. We’re talking of cursing, The taking of God’s name in vain, Back when it was blasphemy. Those days will never come again. It ain’t the same way Like it was back in those times When spitting on the sidewalk Was a jailing crime And black people had to walk Down in the gutter. There were words back then that Decent folks didn’t utter. Well, I ain’t religious. I don’t go to any church at all. It ain’t that I am evil; I’m not riding for some fall. But there are times Like when you hammer your thumb That saying “Oh fudge!” Sounds just plain old **** dumb. I am not sending Anything or anyone here to hell. It’s just helps To say hell or **** or fuckaduck When you have to yell. A shuckydern don’t fit the bill like A shouted **** When you are ****** off, raving Ready to spit. I totally understand That some words have a place. Calling people ******** Can be seen as a huge disgrace. But I still insist That many times in a conversation The word ******* Just fits the momentary occasion. So, scoff if you will. I’ll try to play by your nicey-nice rules, But there are people What are nothing but ******* fools. I do hope you pardon My not liking any more pleasant words When someone says The dumbest **** I have ever heard
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Sep 3, 2015
Sep 3, 2015 at 8:02 AM UTC
ORNERY CUSS
oh right...     back in h'america it's called patriotism - but 'ere, over, Here - it's called nationalism... back on the old continent where and when all politics is far-right mantra and then you have your Victoria and Abdul - love the curry... but like the **** said... i'd prefer the aura and sauna of the... don't get me wrong: i love the food... but watching the Indian caste system?    of Indians employing slaves to build their upper-middle-class homes? more tanned? oh, you mean the Sri Lankan or the Bangladeshi poor ******** sorry... i thought all slave owners were white...       no?               oh...                                  alright... **** you then! because? next time you ask... i'll do what the Nazis did to the ******** i'll twist the star of David sideways... exposing the prayer mat and an opened book... and, as far as i am concerned, Islam is equivalent to the bubonic plague... now...    compare the geographic literature and spot the quarantine areas on a map that constitutes Europe. i'd rather die... than fiddle with a phallus for a taste of the Arabian quasi harem orchestra of... absolute... ********   Arabian women? fat hands... their hands are too fat...      they have to inter-breed to get rid of their         farmers' market of fudge fingers and knuckles... Arabian women expose what is the most **** aspect of a woman's body... their hands... Arab women have pork chops for fingers... and i'm not even sorry making this observation...     fatty extensions that you wish could at least succumb to the esteem of a pork head terrine. Arab women can wear their niqab, or whatever the hell they wear... one problem... FAT..... HANDS... FAT.... FINGERS... hell, hide them... these women are worth half the erection's worth in the *********** market of feminine hands... Arab women are no possessed with geisha hands... porcelain architecture... they're not tender... slight, polite... the hands of Arab women are the hands of European women... who have a legitimate sway on arable land, that is fertile with either potatoes or cabbage; well... fat fingers eager to harvest ginger (roots) - what can i say... no matter the diamond, or the European ***** the hand is still looking readily available to milk a ******* camel.
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Sep 2, 2018
Sep 2, 2018 at 8:32 PM UTC
karma
oh right...     back in h'america it's called patriotism - but 'ere, over, Here - it's called nationalism... back on the old continent where and when all politics is far-right mantra and then you have your Victoria and Abdul - love the curry... but like the **** said... i'd prefer the aura and sauna of the... don't get me wrong: i love the food... but watching the Indian caste system?    of Indians employing slaves to build their upper-middle-class homes? more tanned? oh, you mean the Sri Lankan or the Bangladeshi poor ******** sorry... i thought all slave owners were white...       no?               oh...                                  alright... **** you then! because? next time you ask... i'll do what the Nazis did to the ******** i'll twist the star of David sideways... exposing the prayer mat and an opened book... and, as far as i am concerned, Islam is equivalent to the bubonic plague... now...    compare the geographic literature and spot the quarantine areas on a map that constitutes Europe. i'd rather die... than fiddle with a phallus for a taste of the Arabian quasi harem orchestra of... absolute... ********   Arabian women? fat hands... their hands are too fat...      they have to inter-breed to get rid of their         farmers' market of fudge fingers and knuckles... Arabian women expose what is the most **** aspect of a woman's body... their hands... Arab women have pork chops for fingers... and i'm not even sorry making this observation...     fatty extensions that you wish could at least succumb to the esteem of a pork head terrine. Arab women can wear their niqab, or whatever the hell they wear... one problem... FAT..... HANDS... FAT.... FINGERS... hell, hide them... these women are worth half the erection's worth in the *********** market of feminine hands... Arab women are no possessed with geisha hands... porcelain architecture... they're not tender... slight, polite... the hands of Arab women are the hands of European women... who have a legitimate sway on arable land, that is fertile with either potatoes or cabbage; well... fat fingers eager to harvest ginger (roots) - what can i say... no matter the diamond, or the European ***** the hand is still looking readily available to milk a ******* camel.
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deli meats and cheeses i look past them at soft crinkling smiling faces and i drink my java warms up my hands and ******* and i sweat in my coat walking up and down the isles I see trail mix and sunchips and sweet sweet sweets the yummies that i adore chocolates especially dark chocolate cocoa orange cherry strawberry berry red brown it's the sweetness and saltiness of summer time ice cream It's the cold crispness of carrots and snap peas It's the warmth and comfort of big muffins and a plate of hashbrowns at Perkin's after a stressful morning spice smells of pad tai noodles sourdough bread, fresh baked crunch crunch on the outside soft hot squish inside (save that part for me, i eat them separate -you laugh) how many times did we laugh about how you ate that bug and we were never picky *cherries all those cherries.* we ate nutella on bread, washed it down with cold organic orange juice from a cafe neither of us had ever heard of and tofu tofu tofu always cooked perfectly (we wondered how they do it) (i still don't know) chocolate, melting slowly "you missed some." -------just an excuse to kiss me. i giggle peanut m&m;'s turn my tongue colors. Watermelon at a potluck wedding cake cheesy potatoes and an extra helping of bread (we laughed so hard at the white bread, squished into a cube) ruby red made you wince I drink it straight from the bottle and smile remembering every kiss that tasted of grapefruit in that tent every kiss that tasted of salt from the eggs? or from the sweat on your lips the sweat on your lips. we kiss more i smile into your lips i remember that, especially we never got sick of each other nutella on everything, now. especially on s'mores i smile with every memory i put my hands in pockets, the cold rushes to meet my face in the ice cream aisle i cool down as i graze through the tubs or corn syrup and double churned triple churned cream with extra fudge sherbet i chuckle to myself memories memories of sitting up high with you, sand on our toes chocolate caramel fudge coffee on our tongues love in our hearts you remember. the taste of that summer
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Nov 9, 2011
Nov 9, 2011 at 8:12 PM UTC
taste of summer
deli meats and cheeses i look past them at soft crinkling smiling faces and i drink my java warms up my hands and ******* and i sweat in my coat walking up and down the isles I see trail mix and sunchips and sweet sweet sweets the yummies that i adore chocolates especially dark chocolate cocoa orange cherry strawberry berry red brown it's the sweetness and saltiness of summer time ice cream It's the cold crispness of carrots and snap peas It's the warmth and comfort of big muffins and a plate of hashbrowns at Perkin's after a stressful morning spice smells of pad tai noodles sourdough bread, fresh baked crunch crunch on the outside soft hot squish inside (save that part for me, i eat them separate -you laugh) how many times did we laugh about how you ate that bug and we were never picky *cherries all those cherries.* we ate nutella on bread, washed it down with cold organic orange juice from a cafe neither of us had ever heard of and tofu tofu tofu always cooked perfectly (we wondered how they do it) (i still don't know) chocolate, melting slowly "you missed some." -------just an excuse to kiss me. i giggle peanut m&m;'s turn my tongue colors. Watermelon at a potluck wedding cake cheesy potatoes and an extra helping of bread (we laughed so hard at the white bread, squished into a cube) ruby red made you wince I drink it straight from the bottle and smile remembering every kiss that tasted of grapefruit in that tent every kiss that tasted of salt from the eggs? or from the sweat on your lips the sweat on your lips. we kiss more i smile into your lips i remember that, especially we never got sick of each other nutella on everything, now. especially on s'mores i smile with every memory i put my hands in pockets, the cold rushes to meet my face in the ice cream aisle i cool down as i graze through the tubs or corn syrup and double churned triple churned cream with extra fudge sherbet i chuckle to myself memories memories of sitting up high with you, sand on our toes chocolate caramel fudge coffee on our tongues love in our hearts you remember. the taste of that summer
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sail boats and oceans and really anything that floats and carries a person far away in a big body of water I don’t think I have to say why it’s obvious I’m sure everyone has a thing for sail boats and oceans I like busses too I seem to get really impatient on them, and I like that a lot because I know I can’t do anything about it it’s a game of Will I Go Crazy Or Will I Have A Snooze? I like being stuck between being stuck and being unstuck one day I want to sit on a bus for 24 hours and see what happens (I will be doing a lot of that in the month of October) I’ll bring books, my iPod and movies to watch on my laptop but I’ll probably just stare out the window hours on end tall buildings will turn into blurry trees and blurry trees will turn into pixilated neon canola crops and there’ll be cows and ponies and one long road to Montreal then Toronto then who the **** knows where because I am already dreading going home after the trip even though I haven’t left for the trip yet it’s months to come I have a thing for finding a new home everywhere I go but I never find one I like the process of looking for a really long time then giving up from discouragement and sad feelings of abandonment stemmed from my childhood daddy issues I’m pretty sure everyone has daddy-abandonment issues I have a thing for assuming every one has the same problems that I do but it turns out that there are loads of girls that like to eat lots and don’t feel ashamed of the extra scoop of double fudge ice cream and there are teenagers that get along with their fathers and look up to them they go out for lunches and joke about dates and fix cars and tell their little girls they’ll always be their little girls and go on awkward shopping sprees and barbecue but everyone has a thing for sail boats and water we all want to escape our eating disorder and drinking problem a skinny body or a bulky body bad grades and perfectionism the people pleasing pushovers fathers and mothers and old european traditions family dinners that go perfectly and are so boring because of it the fragility of feeling unique the arrogance of feeling unique the lack of faith in ourselves being alone
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Aug 30, 2012
Aug 30, 2012 at 2:47 PM UTC
I have a thing for
sail boats and oceans and really anything that floats and carries a person far away in a big body of water I don’t think I have to say why it’s obvious I’m sure everyone has a thing for sail boats and oceans I like busses too I seem to get really impatient on them, and I like that a lot because I know I can’t do anything about it it’s a game of Will I Go Crazy Or Will I Have A Snooze? I like being stuck between being stuck and being unstuck one day I want to sit on a bus for 24 hours and see what happens (I will be doing a lot of that in the month of October) I’ll bring books, my iPod and movies to watch on my laptop but I’ll probably just stare out the window hours on end tall buildings will turn into blurry trees and blurry trees will turn into pixilated neon canola crops and there’ll be cows and ponies and one long road to Montreal then Toronto then who the **** knows where because I am already dreading going home after the trip even though I haven’t left for the trip yet it’s months to come I have a thing for finding a new home everywhere I go but I never find one I like the process of looking for a really long time then giving up from discouragement and sad feelings of abandonment stemmed from my childhood daddy issues I’m pretty sure everyone has daddy-abandonment issues I have a thing for assuming every one has the same problems that I do but it turns out that there are loads of girls that like to eat lots and don’t feel ashamed of the extra scoop of double fudge ice cream and there are teenagers that get along with their fathers and look up to them they go out for lunches and joke about dates and fix cars and tell their little girls they’ll always be their little girls and go on awkward shopping sprees and barbecue but everyone has a thing for sail boats and water we all want to escape our eating disorder and drinking problem a skinny body or a bulky body bad grades and perfectionism the people pleasing pushovers fathers and mothers and old european traditions family dinners that go perfectly and are so boring because of it the fragility of feeling unique the arrogance of feeling unique the lack of faith in ourselves being alone
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Once again I am entangled in a ********* with Chaos and Doom. Nothing **** or new about this trysting. I have known them since chopper nights thick and dark as blood fudge; since divorce nights of keening despair and humbling rage; since madhouse nights of weirding drugs and weeping angels; since jail nights of lonely screams and obscene rants. We go way back, and here they are again old, grim lovers, demanding and deadly, but oddly comfortable. From morning until evening, they smile and taunt until night comes, we snuggle up, and I escape into dreams, the only privacy I own. - mce
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Apr 11, 2015
Apr 11, 2015 at 9:09 PM UTC
*********
There is this woman with stringy brown hair Blue polka-dotted shirt, the same one Head droops down The weight of melancholy stampedes her to near-death. She hardly holds herself up straight She barely looks me in the eyes, she is shamed Every time, she is paler and paler Every time, gets the same comfort treat, maybe this will help this time Maybe, This time. Chocolate peanut butter flavor with hot fudge and whipped cream I am the only one who notices her slight shaking.. Fiending? Needing? $4.61, please I am the only one who notices the scars on her arms. "Thank you, have a good day." And I am frightened that one of them will soon be her last. I am frightened because I want to save everyone But I can't. It's like throwing starfish into the sea, one by one Still seeing the shore still filled with them. Everyone around me is drowning and they pull my hair down with them.
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Aug 20, 2010
Aug 20, 2010 at 9:16 AM UTC
ice cream sundae
girls like you deserve a love that always feels like summer, a love that sings like waves against the sand feels like freckles and anklet tanlines smells like sunscreen and Mackinac Island Fudge dripping down your chin— a love that never ends like those rays of sun that spray over Lake Michigan and tickle heaven. you part your lips to speak and just like that my world becomes lyrical— dipping and twisting like a kite in the sky flowing freely like your baby hairs coming out of your braid, like your laugh as it echoes down the quiet shoreline, around the chambers of my soul. girls like you deserve a love that always feels like summer— I pray that your summer never ends.
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Jun 18, 2021
Jun 18, 2021 at 9:35 PM UTC
summer
I feel the pain and I push it away I’ll Fill my mind with other stuff today Yet you creep back in it’s hard to shake Wondering what you think and feel is hard to take I don’t know a thing, I’m in the dark My Parental pain tears at my heart The only thing that was sweet and pure Lost to me through class A allure I’m sorry baby, you will never know How I roll in pain and agony so But not for me, but for precious you A daddy should be a proud and stable statue I let you down and destroyed my soul I don't know who i am now, or where to go I’ve lost my baby, my heart and my pride The grass is never greener on the other side I will carry on fighting and I will never stop I will get you back I will come out on top... Yeah right, my fate is sealed No more cuddles, no more love I finally yield. Take her and take her fast And while you’re there point that gun and blast Oh that would be so simple, such an easy way out Just stupid thoughts from a useless lout I’m in a bad place, a deep depression, in a fudge Hours and days and thousands of pounds in front of a judge To no avail, I sit back broken and bent dead inside from the years fighting I've spent She was my anchor, my hopes and my pride She was also my deepest fears on an opposite tide Now those fears have finally come true 9 months 13 days and 2 hours since I last saw you. By J.N
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Jun 28, 2018
Jun 28, 2018 at 9:08 AM UTC
Parental Pain
I love you more than chocolate fudge And even more than cheesecake. Even more than the finest meal A Cordon Bleu chef can make. I love you more than Disneyland More than my birthday celebration. More then the most beautiful work Of the very finest artist's creation. I love you beyond the most distant star. I love you best when we are together. I love you always wherever you are. And I am going to love you forever. I love you more than a brand-new car. So much more than fancy new shoes. Multitudes more than a diamond ring. I love you more than an ocean cruise. Lucky is not a strong enough word; More than fortunate is how I feel. I love you so much my darling That it seems almost beyond real. I love you beyond the most distant star. I love you best when we are together. I love you always wherever you are. And I am going to love you forever. Like a magical romantic movie Bells can ring and rainbows appear And in the middle of it all will be me Smiling widely from ear to ear. This bit of my own poetry may be Pie-eyed and even a bit sappy. But I can find no other clearcut way To say how much you make me happy. I love you beyond the most distant star. I love you best when we are together. I love you always wherever you are. And I am going to love you forever.
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Jan 15, 2017
Jan 15, 2017 at 1:43 AM UTC
ABCB
Is Easter All about eggs Or is it about bunnies Or maybe about chocolate It should be about true sacrifice And hardships and determination For brotherhood and kinship for all And, of course, the Lord Jesus  Christ For worshipping, dedicated Christians But really, it is about all kinds of eggs Beautifully colored hard boiled eggs Many solid, milk chocolate eggs Peanut better fudge eggs Even poetic eggs
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Mar 31, 2013
Mar 31, 2013 at 6:26 PM UTC
Egg Shaped
tootsie pops, pop rocks, rock candy sweet tarts, smelly farts, war-heads, sour patch kids reeses pieces, reeses stix, snickers lickers fudge pile, chocolate smile, peanut butter bile, sugary style baby ruths, almond joys, soy bean sauce, creamy steam ill give u a payday, mayday, hay tastes good with parfai milkyways stay gay to play games with sunrays icing splicing with knife dicing makes cakes, cook steaks, rumcakes ****** sprinkles, rip van winkle, diddily dinkle gummy worms, germs impregnate firm, permed urns angel food, carrots, pineapple upsideways fruits, ***** parachutes, scooters, jello shooters goobers, corn on the cobbers, veggie wedgies, pepper leppers, squash boxes, fry foxes, fleet rocks', carrot tops', dishes of fishes, witches brew platypus and fat kush pushy slushies riding skateboards on gary busy fussy hussies getting blushy about cussies cereal made of creoles, bread straight from dreads, rice is nice with spice, yeast is beast, last but not least, wheat is a treat, kiwis, shmiwis, dodos on go phones, starfruits, bartlejuice, grape drank, sushi stinks. ill eat anything.
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Mar 12, 2015
Mar 12, 2015 at 4:50 AM UTC
candyland jam
i always find you in the strangest places. i find you in song lyrics, dog toys, and timber old spice. i find you in chicken flavored ramen noodles, every shade of blue and purple, and horror movies. i find you in rainbow coloring books, permanent markers, and colored pencils. i find you in the grass at memorial park, folded slips of paper in my back pocket, and gourmet lollipops. i find you in hot fudge sundaes, too-big tshirts, and icp snapbacks. i find you in chik-fil-a receipts, gumball machines, and arcade games. i find you in white roses, blue ribbons, animal crackers, and sour gummy worms. i always find you in the strangest places. but these strange places are everywhere.
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Aug 26, 2018
Aug 26, 2018 at 1:06 AM UTC
everything has been touched by you.
Sundaes, The sprinkles on top makes me drool, on top of the table of wool The chip ahoy cookies are best with the people who use the good words which are the guest The fudge on top is so delicious that's why its makes me grow fat cause it has no nutrients DON'T YOU THINK?
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Dec 9, 2012
Dec 9, 2012 at 12:34 PM UTC
SUNDAES!!!!!!!!
you're drinking, and then you can't control the reaction upon entering the tetragrammaton... one h is for hushed up laughter, for sighs (ah), and then the alter deja vu is a cocktail of: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, yeah, so many, so you can look at it rather than say it... it's a sunny day, go out and play or something... leave me with the anchor of **** humanity dragging us down, or simply basing us in the underwater fudge of mud to a standstill... it's sunny, go out and play, ride a bicycle or something... you know, living 20 odd years in an english society i never had an english girlfriend, i'm told she's a real firecracker fortune-cookie... my hands are cold, i swear by the oath of the old Bailey i never touched her thighs... scouts' honour, cross my fingers and wear woman's underwear with a bowler hat to match my serious demeanour... yep, an Abbey Road's standstill... a fifth beetle chatting cheeky chat chat of a chirp... gurgles of fizz in carbonated wine known as champagne, well that's me... or as the roadrunner said to speedy Gonzales... hark a sayonara when changing the gears to a 100m sprint world record. the Mayan disease? ah right... excess spontaneous laughter, unstoppable like a tide; got chatting to a ms. khan... Genghis' great great... great great great great great... great great granddaughter... a doctor from pakistan... nice english accent gets you all the pleasantries so everything can go to hell... the sleeping pills prescription is waiting... now the sick-note... so i don't crash a plane into the Swiss elevations by "accident" while sitting on an arm-chair of nails while everyone else is farting into cushions. honest to god, the tetragrammaton is like a brick wall for vowels, you hit the ball against the four walls, and the vowels are either ****** up or they extract the consonant stability of the four letters, and your safest bet to express them is to laugh; well, i do call it a Mayan disease... because my stomach is aching from building a six-pack with the giggles.
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Apr 5, 2016
Apr 5, 2016 at 7:40 AM UTC
a convulsive attack of a Mayan disease
you're drinking, and then you can't control the reaction upon entering the tetragrammaton... one h is for hushed up laughter, for sighs (ah), and then the alter deja vu is a cocktail of: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, yeah, so many, so you can look at it rather than say it... it's a sunny day, go out and play or something... leave me with the anchor of **** humanity dragging us down, or simply basing us in the underwater fudge of mud to a standstill... it's sunny, go out and play, ride a bicycle or something... you know, living 20 odd years in an english society i never had an english girlfriend, i'm told she's a real firecracker fortune-cookie... my hands are cold, i swear by the oath of the old Bailey i never touched her thighs... scouts' honour, cross my fingers and wear woman's underwear with a bowler hat to match my serious demeanour... yep, an Abbey Road's standstill... a fifth beetle chatting cheeky chat chat of a chirp... gurgles of fizz in carbonated wine known as champagne, well that's me... or as the roadrunner said to speedy Gonzales... hark a sayonara when changing the gears to a 100m sprint world record. the Mayan disease? ah right... excess spontaneous laughter, unstoppable like a tide; got chatting to a ms. khan... Genghis' great great... great great great great great... great great granddaughter... a doctor from pakistan... nice english accent gets you all the pleasantries so everything can go to hell... the sleeping pills prescription is waiting... now the sick-note... so i don't crash a plane into the Swiss elevations by "accident" while sitting on an arm-chair of nails while everyone else is farting into cushions. honest to god, the tetragrammaton is like a brick wall for vowels, you hit the ball against the four walls, and the vowels are either ****** up or they extract the consonant stability of the four letters, and your safest bet to express them is to laugh; well, i do call it a Mayan disease... because my stomach is aching from building a six-pack with the giggles.
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She was coach that held much change today with her sky aloof and her draw still has gallop and harmony sweet as fudge with striker here and her most strident step in soccer today.
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Jun 26, 2016
Jun 26, 2016 at 11:43 AM UTC
Pia
I can't quite wrap it around my head **** polishing hobgoblin Gobbling hot fudge banana split sundaes topped with ***** cherry toppings What I'm looking for Just on the tip of my tongue Just the tip I can almost put my finger in it *On it Oops! A slip of the lips Verbally retching Wretched word ***** Armed with an armada of double entendres Sensationally double penetrating your ear canals!
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Jan 17, 2014
Jan 17, 2014 at 7:57 PM UTC
Crescendoing Innuendo
Layers and folds yield to pressure, tongue sinks - dissolves into soft, sweet bliss.
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Dec 20, 2014
Dec 20, 2014 at 6:07 AM UTC
Fudge (haiku)
Coffee Heath Bar Crunch Will sabotage those taste buds, Like Dublin and its Mudslides. So blast off with that, Fossil Fuel, And don’t let me Catch you. ‘Cause I’ll keep you, My Maple Blondie. I’ll capture you, And hold onto, Those Cinnamon Buns. You’re the Crème Brulee, Of Chocolate Macadamia, And the Cherry Garcia, In my every breath. You’re the Chunky Monkey, To this Chubby Hubby; The Dulce Delish, for this Americone Dream. Can’t you see I’ve just got, A sweet tooth for you, And your Phish Food? Your Chocolate hair, Key Lime Pie eyes, Strawberry Cheesecake lips, And your skin is a delight, Much like Vanilla Caramel Fudge. Did Ben and Jerry create you? Please tell me they did! So I can eat you, With my cup of Boston Cream Pie, And I’d eat you all up, Well, Everything but the… Half Baked, Karmel Sutra, Which I’d lick, Like a cone of Cake Batter, And then dip into, Like Cookies and Milk. Imagine Whirled Peace, On top of this Mudpie, And then Split, Like a Banana. That’s the kind of Brownie Batter, I’d stir with you, And then add a scoop, Or two, Of Turtle Soup. And you would yell, PISTACHIO PISTACHIO! Where for art thou pistachio? And with a bowl of Peach Cobbler, And a spoon of Vanilla, I’d look at you, wink, and offer you a pint, of my Mint Chocolate Chunk.
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Feb 5, 2013
Feb 5, 2013 at 1:42 AM UTC
Sweet Tooth
*one reason why you're not read with a volume you expected, jedi-know-how, you'll be easily plagiarised.* **when i first came to england i fell in love with manchester united... the 4 - 4 - 2 line-up** peter schmeichel (dane goalkeeper), then ooh aah cantona (eric cantona baseball  cap), original wembley white towers... (white towers, charity shield newcastle united) so meh for the arch.... irwin... steve bruce... lee sharpe... gary pallister... (7) eric cantona.... george best.... mcclair, ryan giggs, cotton tomilisom, then roy keane... then davies cole **** the neville brothers... scholes and david beckham... **** stuck to azkazam fudge, it's still perfectly refrigerated in kazakhstan: steve mcmanaman will tell you; it's a random barricade question worth a shot in the rubric of a sudden challenge.
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Dec 12, 2015
Dec 12, 2015 at 7:41 PM UTC
Untitled
Priti Patel's quote on EU migration - whatever it was... list of common surnames: cropper, cross, crouch, dabney, dalton, daniels, eads, easton, eccleston, fairclough, farnham, fay, gardner, garey, garfield, haight, hanes, hailey, ibbott, irvin, isaacson, jack, jackson, jacobs, kay, keen, kelsey, lacey, lacy, lamar, macey, mann, marchand, neal, nelson, neville... sure pati japati patel - i'll be an albino in Gujarat if your play the sitar in a sari; but your name sounds a bit migrant revealing, what a weird 'back of the bus' you seem to stand on - you want the Mongolians resurrected? i swear we were being ousted in line of what Queen Sheba said to Solomon: 'olive skinned throughout the geography and the unwelcome green men on sponged-knickers creaming for an ****** a french dessert...' yes pretty prior, you found home on a continent when half of the european nations didn't practice colonial antics - i guess it's easier to pick on them. but with a Patel surname you sound british already, the great experiment worked the anaesthetic of former colonialism numbed via recreational Ketamine use really numbed the skull and jaw mandibles - i hate, i hate being conscripted into post-colonial affairs of "why it all failed" what a waste of the urban hubs of Manchester or Liverpool - where once artistic expression thrived - i hate these post-colonial societies, it's as if they were castrated en masse, and they're wondering why no one has a permanent suntan in scandinavia - maybe the raw herring diet - cinnamon up your *** magician's trick with space between fudge of digestion, disappearing trick but then the cough that blinds you sweetly - i guess post-colonial nationalism wanted to listen to non-colonial nationalism - a former migrant like pretty plated smell olive skinned exploited inversion of angers but dunked a footstep into a trip-up with non-colonial nations - a bit like the greek bail-out - pretty patel is a name least likely associated with migration; you teasing the beast out?
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Apr 21, 2016
Apr 21, 2016 at 9:33 PM UTC
hey pretty plated smell!
Priti Patel's quote on EU migration - whatever it was... list of common surnames: cropper, cross, crouch, dabney, dalton, daniels, eads, easton, eccleston, fairclough, farnham, fay, gardner, garey, garfield, haight, hanes, hailey, ibbott, irvin, isaacson, jack, jackson, jacobs, kay, keen, kelsey, lacey, lacy, lamar, macey, mann, marchand, neal, nelson, neville... sure pati japati patel - i'll be an albino in Gujarat if your play the sitar in a sari; but your name sounds a bit migrant revealing, what a weird 'back of the bus' you seem to stand on - you want the Mongolians resurrected? i swear we were being ousted in line of what Queen Sheba said to Solomon: 'olive skinned throughout the geography and the unwelcome green men on sponged-knickers creaming for an ****** a french dessert...' yes pretty prior, you found home on a continent when half of the european nations didn't practice colonial antics - i guess it's easier to pick on them. but with a Patel surname you sound british already, the great experiment worked the anaesthetic of former colonialism numbed via recreational Ketamine use really numbed the skull and jaw mandibles - i hate, i hate being conscripted into post-colonial affairs of "why it all failed" what a waste of the urban hubs of Manchester or Liverpool - where once artistic expression thrived - i hate these post-colonial societies, it's as if they were castrated en masse, and they're wondering why no one has a permanent suntan in scandinavia - maybe the raw herring diet - cinnamon up your *** magician's trick with space between fudge of digestion, disappearing trick but then the cough that blinds you sweetly - i guess post-colonial nationalism wanted to listen to non-colonial nationalism - a former migrant like pretty plated smell olive skinned exploited inversion of angers but dunked a footstep into a trip-up with non-colonial nations - a bit like the greek bail-out - pretty patel is a name least likely associated with migration; you teasing the beast out?
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