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"flippy" poems
I want to write a poem. No, like I really really really wanna write a poem. Problem, stick it to me. Pause Poems have to be good. Okay, so a poem doesn't have to be good However, the point of the art is to have someone read Those flippy little words that you pulled out Of some intangible existence and pasted on The Internet. The Internet, So you don't always put it online but, Other people are "supposed" to read it. To enjoy it, give you a pat on the back, Maybe an "I see what you did there". So poems are supposed to be presentable. You've got to pay in sweat and ink but, At least the words themselves are free. What if I don't wanna have to make a "good" poem? Okay so I really do want a pat on the back but Sometimes I really like pasting things from Intangible existences. Fancy words right? Let me pat my own back. Sometimes I just like putting my emotions on paper While sounding like I read More dictionaries than Webster. Ha, ha, sigh. There's a problem with having to be inspired to write **** down. Do you think someone pays Taylor Swift's boyfriends To break up with her So she can write the Next big hit? I wouldn't doubt it. My guardian angel should make the people around me Say weird stuff such that I can write about Walking on waves of shattered glass Or Singing of birds in circled flight. Maybe I'd be better off being hit by a car. That'd be some pretty touching poetry. Some people write happy poetry too, I don't know how they do it. Sorry but, my world isn't flowers and  butterflies Enough to warrant discussion of Staying in the fairy meadow of light. Sorry, I'm just jealous. Maybe I just like writing stuff down? What if I just don't want to be forgotten? Leaving a legacy in my words more indellible Than a pat on the back. Doubt it. I just don't want to forget. Brain, why don't you get it? I'm sitting here getting all intimate with an idea and The next morning Brain's got no clue what their name is. Like really, even if we invite a friend over and get creative with Our tongues and mouths, Brain doesn't remember the moments shared between us. Paper doesn't think very well but it's got a decent memory bank. So I save up for a brand new poem. I thought words were free.
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Apr 19, 2013
Apr 19, 2013 at 12:22 AM UTC
Brain and One Night Stands*
I want to write a poem. No, like I really really really wanna write a poem. Problem, stick it to me. Pause Poems have to be good. Okay, so a poem doesn't have to be good However, the point of the art is to have someone read Those flippy little words that you pulled out Of some intangible existence and pasted on The Internet. The Internet, So you don't always put it online but, Other people are "supposed" to read it. To enjoy it, give you a pat on the back, Maybe an "I see what you did there". So poems are supposed to be presentable. You've got to pay in sweat and ink but, At least the words themselves are free. What if I don't wanna have to make a "good" poem? Okay so I really do want a pat on the back but Sometimes I really like pasting things from Intangible existences. Fancy words right? Let me pat my own back. Sometimes I just like putting my emotions on paper While sounding like I read More dictionaries than Webster. Ha, ha, sigh. There's a problem with having to be inspired to write **** down. Do you think someone pays Taylor Swift's boyfriends To break up with her So she can write the Next big hit? I wouldn't doubt it. My guardian angel should make the people around me Say weird stuff such that I can write about Walking on waves of shattered glass Or Singing of birds in circled flight. Maybe I'd be better off being hit by a car. That'd be some pretty touching poetry. Some people write happy poetry too, I don't know how they do it. Sorry but, my world isn't flowers and  butterflies Enough to warrant discussion of Staying in the fairy meadow of light. Sorry, I'm just jealous. Maybe I just like writing stuff down? What if I just don't want to be forgotten? Leaving a legacy in my words more indellible Than a pat on the back. Doubt it. I just don't want to forget. Brain, why don't you get it? I'm sitting here getting all intimate with an idea and The next morning Brain's got no clue what their name is. Like really, even if we invite a friend over and get creative with Our tongues and mouths, Brain doesn't remember the moments shared between us. Paper doesn't think very well but it's got a decent memory bank. So I save up for a brand new poem. I thought words were free.
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To all the ************* who don't Know what is and isn't important For their own **** good. A ***** rigid, spiked, smelly One finger salute for each And every one of you. This ************ throws his kids Out into the streets in November. Big man of the house who trys so Desperately to be intimidating, With a ****** back and a Horrible stench of alcohol on his breath. This ************ who thinks she's special. The stuck up ***** that too closely Resembles a plump ****** carrot. Who thinks the perfect guy is a hairless Fruity smelling mommy's boy ***** With perfect flippy hair and a big **** This ************ the few, the proud, The fruity smelling mommy's boy ***** Who wouldn't know a pair of pliers If they were ripping off his sparkly earrings. Never having an ounce of dirt on his hands, But at least she... I mean he has nice teeth. This ************ that can't tell one honest Fact about his "hard and lonely" home life. The one who nods and laughs but just wants to **** Who beats off to his computer after taking a hit That he bummed off his rich friends. Who is confused as to why some people (me) hate him. This ************ who screws with the emotions Of one of the best guys ever to glide through her life. Who throws him on a roller coaster with smiles And flirtatious giggling while she lets him kiss her. Then throws him to the side and takes the next in line. I wish only the very best for you, you ****** ***** Those ************* who abuse, torment Or play with someone who just wishes the best. The ones who hurt the vulnerable To feel better for themselves. No one deserves the **** you give, Except each and every one of you. Honorable mention to those ******* That complain about all men being the same When in reality they're just searching for The same type of meat headed ****** Every time they have such a painful terrible Breakup. Just shut the **** up. For real.
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Dec 8, 2013
Dec 8, 2013 at 4:04 PM UTC
************
To all the ************* who don't Know what is and isn't important For their own **** good. A ***** rigid, spiked, smelly One finger salute for each And every one of you. This ************ throws his kids Out into the streets in November. Big man of the house who trys so Desperately to be intimidating, With a ****** back and a Horrible stench of alcohol on his breath. This ************ who thinks she's special. The stuck up ***** that too closely Resembles a plump ****** carrot. Who thinks the perfect guy is a hairless Fruity smelling mommy's boy ***** With perfect flippy hair and a big **** This ************ the few, the proud, The fruity smelling mommy's boy ***** Who wouldn't know a pair of pliers If they were ripping off his sparkly earrings. Never having an ounce of dirt on his hands, But at least she... I mean he has nice teeth. This ************ that can't tell one honest Fact about his "hard and lonely" home life. The one who nods and laughs but just wants to **** Who beats off to his computer after taking a hit That he bummed off his rich friends. Who is confused as to why some people (me) hate him. This ************ who screws with the emotions Of one of the best guys ever to glide through her life. Who throws him on a roller coaster with smiles And flirtatious giggling while she lets him kiss her. Then throws him to the side and takes the next in line. I wish only the very best for you, you ****** ***** Those ************* who abuse, torment Or play with someone who just wishes the best. The ones who hurt the vulnerable To feel better for themselves. No one deserves the **** you give, Except each and every one of you. Honorable mention to those ******* That complain about all men being the same When in reality they're just searching for The same type of meat headed ****** Every time they have such a painful terrible Breakup. Just shut the **** up. For real.
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watch you from far away as the sun slinks beneath the trees got some bad luck a bad body a curse in love like it follows me hopelessly like a ghost wanting to join the living again you wink at me from your camaro like it means something in your gucci flippy floppies and i giggle like it means something two strangers never to see each other again autumn will inherit ohio soon me promising i won't be scared of having air as the infill of my arms and time is a stream with purposeful arrows who am i to be your burden
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Aug 6, 2018
Aug 6, 2018 at 4:22 AM UTC
gucci flip floppies
Can't you feel my screaming heart? I feel all yours and it's unbearable To know everyone's intention may seem ineffable Though my passion is emotion and empathy my art Dwelling silent in a crowded room To the right a pursuit of lust And my left a lack of trust Empty grins with their facade and doom Another item has been stolen My peers in an unknowing uproar I see the culprits guilt pour From his weary eye and coven The ***** swoons the love of an unworthy patron She gazes at me with a tempting question Attempting to construct my envy and affection My will is stronger than that seducing notion The lonely man makes a joking inquisition All the rest see it as a laughable gesture I look with sad eyes to see his slouching posture He wants to die in his pathetic position The muscle bound dunce smacks his lips Glorified as the acrobatic conversationalist Strapped men in shackles and girls can't resist His compensated shortage of yays and yips A quiet smile looks on with a perfect mask Playing pretend with an inglorious burden Faking a life inside of her chaotic garden Of hollow theatrics in which she basks There goes the lad with his flippy hair The little ladies want a picture with the fellow Oh you're so rad the flocking lasses bellow And, you wonder why I don't seem to care?
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Nov 6, 2013
Nov 6, 2013 at 10:07 AM UTC
Shallow
Hey it rained today Here on Rehoboth Beach I don't have much to say As I laugh at each Of the idiots on this beach Twas not just rain But a storm And unlike the norm People here claim the terrain As would a leach. One in particular Was strapped...with a baby. Above the law for sure On bath salts maybe Did run to the shore in agony. Life with no umbrella Must make one sad fella For such measures of magnitude To ruin the attitude Of everyone here on Rehoboth Beach All dem beach biddies. Yoloswagin up in here Gettin my swag on it cities And all over dat pier. Rockin dem flippy floppies Engage slomoswag Drunk on lemon poppies With my gift shop bag. Soak it up ladies The wife beater The shadies Come on over here Mmm taste that retainer Of champions! Can't contain her Sweet two ton European.
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Dec 10, 2012
Dec 10, 2012 at 2:47 AM UTC
Money Holds Many Wonders
Dish on it gwib **** on my bib From the bib dribbled a slibular fib A glandular **** A rugged soghard A pish-po-dish get it wet Pish po dib, gwib, flib flippy pippy whip slick The tick slipped wicked from the slippy drib Michael Jordan basketball New Kix, Box of Got it three-ninety-nine in the aisle Put it on the box of it did it Why didn't I do it? Did it. Sock hard the block guard The twiss'ed grits
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Aug 25, 2011
Aug 25, 2011 at 8:37 PM UTC
Dish on it Gwib
Oopy Doopy, Super Sloopy. Loopy snoopy, pants apoopy. Lippy hippy, slippy dippy. Nasty-nicey, normally snippy. Loosey goosey, chocolate moussey. Usually *** goofy as Gary Busey. Hinky-stinky presidential ***** Winky-blinky, dangerously stinko. Hippity hoppy, flippy-floppy Get a mop, it never stops. Laughy gaffe-y, riffy-raffy Face as gross as rotten taffy. Whammy-bammy, scary scammy Mammy-jamming Uncle Sammy. Lumpy-dumpy, far from humpy ******* up future jumpy bumpy. Glossy boss, a frightful loss Ungathered moss at twice the cost. Serious gap while the country naps ****** sap giving us a slap. Frightening nooses tightening, Rights denied like summer lightning. Ignoring Popes and Snopes Hopeless dopes put us on the ropes. Immune to our cries, elected guys Make horrifying decisions most unwise. Like black magic before all our eyes We’re leaderless as freedom dies.
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Jan 9, 2017
Jan 9, 2017 at 5:43 AM UTC
FLIBBER FLABBER
Hi everyone and welcome to brumbies night live snd this is going to be an exciting match against the might of the NSW Waratahs where if the brumbies win a bonus point and win they will be on top of the Australian conference and now here is Tom with a jingle Jingle jangle party on Go the brumbies go brumbies go We need to win this exciting match To be the best in Australia yeah Come on brumbies Come on brumbies Win win win Put the pressure on the Waratahs Keep them down Come on brumbies Let’s cheer them on Come on brumbies Party on Jingle jangle jingle jangle Party on brumbies beat the tahs Thank you Tom and now here is Peter Row row row the ball Up and down the field Beat the tahs beat the tahs Come on brumbies Row row row the ball And we will cheer them on Go the mighty brumbies Be the best in Australia Thanks Peter and now here is the match go brumbies beat the tahs Hi everyone and what a great lead the mighty brumbies have got at the half time break the score is brumbies 28 NSW 3 and it looks like the brumbies have what it takes to be the best in Australia in 2019 and here is Harry with his jingle Go the brumbies go the brumbies Go the mighty brumbies mate We are up by 25 points Go the brumbies yeseree We need to win this match my friend To be the best in oz And despite those 3 points from Waratahs being the first points Nothing can drag ACT down All we need to do is this Play the best we could Keep the tahs under pressure mate Forever que Sara Sara Go the brumbies kick some ******* *** Go the brumbies show some ******* class and keep the tahs from scoring Go brumbies go Win tonight at bank west Thank you Harry and now here is Jeanette with her jingle They said we will never make it At the start of the year But we stuck it out all guns blazing And put pressure on the tahs You say we are piling pressure on them Leading 28 to 3 And hopefully we will keep this lead Go the mighty brumbies Go the mighty team Fight hard to make us keep The lead so it is good for us Go brumbies go Thanks Jeanette and now over to the second half go brumbies Hi everyone and what a win for the brumbies over the Waratahs 35 points to 24 and despite the last try and conversion being from the Waratahs the brumbies still won the Australian conference and now here is Yvonne with her jingle Go the brumbies Come on brumbies We won this great match It was a great finish for the tahs yeah But the brumbies played so well To keep themselves still in the hunt What a great win You see the better team won Oh yeah bow bow Go the brumbies team The tahs played alright But we were the better team It will ****** seem Go the brumbies Thanks Yvonne and now here is ken with his jingle I am a jingle jangle brumby With a flippy floppy hat We scored a great number of points And showed the tahs who is boss I am a happy go lucky brumby team Happier than the other team We will fight pile on the pressure Yes yes yes Jingle jangle brumby playing so well Better than the other Aussie’s Playing today Go brumbies Thank you ken and this match was a beauty of a match and now here is Joel with a jingle Waratahs are losers losers losers Waratahs are losers in the best version of the word The brumbies played too good too good too good The brumbies played too good Too good oh yeah Yes we will go further further further Hopefully we will go further But it might be ****** hard Waratahs are losers losers losers They are mighty losers In the best version of the word Go brumbies Thank you Joel and I know it is great to see the brumbies win but the tahs played alright but just weren’t good enough and now we draw the final curtain go brumbies And now we draw the final curtain The brumbies won oh yeah The Waratahs weren’t good enough But who cares about that The brumbies are the champions yes they are the champions of the Comp Go the mighty brumbies go
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Jun 8, 2019
Jun 8, 2019 at 8:24 AM UTC
brumbies night live, v the waratahs 8 june 2019
Hi everyone and welcome to brumbies night live snd this is going to be an exciting match against the might of the NSW Waratahs where if the brumbies win a bonus point and win they will be on top of the Australian conference and now here is Tom with a jingle Jingle jangle party on Go the brumbies go brumbies go We need to win this exciting match To be the best in Australia yeah Come on brumbies Come on brumbies Win win win Put the pressure on the Waratahs Keep them down Come on brumbies Let’s cheer them on Come on brumbies Party on Jingle jangle jingle jangle Party on brumbies beat the tahs Thank you Tom and now here is Peter Row row row the ball Up and down the field Beat the tahs beat the tahs Come on brumbies Row row row the ball And we will cheer them on Go the mighty brumbies Be the best in Australia Thanks Peter and now here is the match go brumbies beat the tahs Hi everyone and what a great lead the mighty brumbies have got at the half time break the score is brumbies 28 NSW 3 and it looks like the brumbies have what it takes to be the best in Australia in 2019 and here is Harry with his jingle Go the brumbies go the brumbies Go the mighty brumbies mate We are up by 25 points Go the brumbies yeseree We need to win this match my friend To be the best in oz And despite those 3 points from Waratahs being the first points Nothing can drag ACT down All we need to do is this Play the best we could Keep the tahs under pressure mate Forever que Sara Sara Go the brumbies kick some ******* *** Go the brumbies show some ******* class and keep the tahs from scoring Go brumbies go Win tonight at bank west Thank you Harry and now here is Jeanette with her jingle They said we will never make it At the start of the year But we stuck it out all guns blazing And put pressure on the tahs You say we are piling pressure on them Leading 28 to 3 And hopefully we will keep this lead Go the mighty brumbies Go the mighty team Fight hard to make us keep The lead so it is good for us Go brumbies go Thanks Jeanette and now over to the second half go brumbies Hi everyone and what a win for the brumbies over the Waratahs 35 points to 24 and despite the last try and conversion being from the Waratahs the brumbies still won the Australian conference and now here is Yvonne with her jingle Go the brumbies Come on brumbies We won this great match It was a great finish for the tahs yeah But the brumbies played so well To keep themselves still in the hunt What a great win You see the better team won Oh yeah bow bow Go the brumbies team The tahs played alright But we were the better team It will ****** seem Go the brumbies Thanks Yvonne and now here is ken with his jingle I am a jingle jangle brumby With a flippy floppy hat We scored a great number of points And showed the tahs who is boss I am a happy go lucky brumby team Happier than the other team We will fight pile on the pressure Yes yes yes Jingle jangle brumby playing so well Better than the other Aussie’s Playing today Go brumbies Thank you ken and this match was a beauty of a match and now here is Joel with a jingle Waratahs are losers losers losers Waratahs are losers in the best version of the word The brumbies played too good too good too good The brumbies played too good Too good oh yeah Yes we will go further further further Hopefully we will go further But it might be ****** hard Waratahs are losers losers losers They are mighty losers In the best version of the word Go brumbies Thank you Joel and I know it is great to see the brumbies win but the tahs played alright but just weren’t good enough and now we draw the final curtain go brumbies And now we draw the final curtain The brumbies won oh yeah The Waratahs weren’t good enough But who cares about that The brumbies are the champions yes they are the champions of the Comp Go the mighty brumbies go
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Flippy Hippie, what the heck is your trip? We get things going fine and then you flip. Your political lips are criminally zipped. Because you are obviously losing your grip. Tripping hipster, what were you thinking? The ship of state is so obviously sinking. Are you diddling with your own erections? And too good to vote in our elections? Hippy dippy, Flippy Hippie, you’re mental. Apparently your adulthood is experimental. You’re just tourists in your own realities Blathering a lot of brainless banalities. You make excuses not to use your brains. You’re making choices you can’t explain. To you all politics is just a boring game. When we ask, you say they’re all the same. Flippy Hippie, you make not much sense at all. You’ll die too when they stand us to a wall. We know you quit thinking in elementary school And that explains why you’re such a big fool. We understand the reason you are so dim You don’t see it’s us or them. You’re not them. Later, if they get their way and the US is dead Just remember a lot is because you stayed in bed.
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Apr 20, 2018
Apr 20, 2018 at 12:55 AM UTC
FLIPPY HIPPIE
I usually accept things The way that I find them. I get some bad hands But I really don’t mind them. You loved me yesterday Bored with me today. Sometimes I wish we could Do this affair another way. Up and down, then in and out; That’s what you and I are all about. Here today, gone this afternoon; That’s the name of your crazy tune. Love me or hate me Choose what you want. This flippy-flooppy love Is just a wasteful taunt. I think I must be using The incorrect terminology. Love doesn’t fit with Your current methodology. Up and down, then in and out; That’s what you and I are all about. Here today, gone this afternoon; That’s the name of your crazy tune. I think it is me who has Mistaken lust for affection. It might be time for me To go another direction. I will miss some of your Intimate bedroom frolic, But this kind of relationship Seems very much alcoholic. Up and down, then in and out; That’s what you and I are all about. Here today, gone this afternoon; That’s the name of your crazy tune.
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Jan 24, 2016
Jan 24, 2016 at 9:22 PM UTC
WISHY WASHY WONDER BOY
Hypocritical catastrophe, Irreverent duplicity, Luminarial ludiocrity, Nonsensical impetuosity. Flippy floppy, slippy sloppy, Blamey gamey, shame, shame, shame. Constitutional incongruity, Jesuitical dictatoriality, Oxymoronic partiality, Nepotistic surreality. Materialistic abnormality, Monetaristic conviviality , Ritualistic mediocrity, Histrionic philanthropy. Gotten rotten, misbegotten Seldom truthful, lie, lie, lie. Misdirection genuflection, Malefaction justification, Incarceration implication, Resignation profliferation. Prevarication reiteration, Damnation indication, Malefaction direction Undetected discretion. Flippy floppy, slippy sloppy, Blamey gamey, shame, shame, shame. Gotten rotten, misbegotten Seldom truthful, lie, lie, lie.
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Apr 10, 2018
Apr 10, 2018 at 3:49 PM UTC
CATACLYSMIC CATECHISM
Another Kiss It was a warm early spring day, the sun and clouds exchanging places I was working in my yard, sometimes acknowledging smiling faces that past by my white picket fence, in this cozy little town people in all kinds of garb, one wearing a bright white gown I was down on my padded knees, I was digging in the dirt then I saw you saunter up, wearing this flowered, flippy skirt I banged my head on the fence post, as I lost my concentration stumbling awkwardly to my feet, there was no hesitation no,we had not married yet, but our love was no illusion, everyone who knew us both, came to the same conclusion we smiled at each other, in our own very special way our eyes were speaking volumes, although no sound was made she finally said, I must leave, I'm on my way to school I tried to speak, intelligent words, but all I did was drool because I was anticipating, the feeling of her lips on mine, I could feel the tingling in my toes, up and down my spine her kisses were always special, filled with special bliss I just could not wait anymore, I'm needing Another kiss Gomer LePoet ...
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May 4, 2013
May 4, 2013 at 4:12 PM UTC
Another Kiss
I see you With your adorable smile Even through the braces Your flippy hair Like the sand of a beach On a beautiful day Your skin Isn't perfect And that's alright I don't know your name But I do know That I find you cute It's a shame I've never seen your eyes Because I'm too scared to look into them And see you looking at mine
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Sep 26, 2013
Sep 26, 2013 at 11:17 PM UTC
Hands Full
Musky wine or sweet whisky Can I feel the words? Dense cheese and listful misty sullen sorrow birds. Hold me in their heart They catch me with their eyes. Flying by fly shiny pieces Stealing all my happy faces. Flapping flapper birdy types. Flippy flirty wordy tripes. So sappy and so sad. God it makes me mad. I thought I was the worried one. But I'm the only one you had.
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Feb 22, 2018
Feb 22, 2018 at 12:06 AM UTC
Bird Feeder
sun tanned thighs mexico whiskey from canada teary eyes and concerned lies puzzles pale neck bubblegum flippy skirts and loving from
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Feb 28, 2016
Feb 28, 2016 at 3:37 PM UTC
poor