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When I enter, the black holes of myself, they are located, transcribed upon the blackboards of our unified bodies, the magnification of energy transversed, principles demonstrated by the unconcluding conclusion of the expansion of creation, the rebirthing of one universe never ending When I enter a woman, the discovery sought, the definitional needed, the proofs equational, the factors constant, not the variable truths, the demonstrations positive, the constants of the universe, combinational, all within, a single point glistening to gentle comfort this knowledge of my wasting, the foresight of my limitations from the day of birth my matter, matters, my energy neither destroyed or created, illimitable, my decline inevitable and yet! cannot alter my atomic structure. my future guaranteed, my inner light, traveling so fast, it has yet to arrive When I enter a woman, the laws of physics become special theories of relativity, we are motion in time, force and energy nucleotides rawest refined, elemental and particle nuclear, packets of light exclaimed When I enter a woman, organic, chemistry, interdisciplinary my body and its life force shaped as electric current transceivers crossing galaxies, there can be no deceivers, there but and only the birthing of heat, a byproduct of interjection, conjunction creation of creativity <> she is my proof long after the log normal of my nerves, now parceled to the invisible of an oscillating log natural, fertilizes the sea grasses that so intoxicate, flying, carried, by the invisiblity of the winds, all-where I have chosen as my shifting shape, when this container leaks and crack'd, in sentry reentry orbit, to the nearest garbage strewn construction-dead lot When I enter a woman, physics far beyond the commonplace, physical transition to knowledge of life ever after death and fear are time sensitized passing notions, crushed by the consolation of physics, the eternality of a time once begun, cannot end, and therefore this, my one theory of everything, the God I worship, of course, he is invisible!
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Nov 23, 2014
Nov 23, 2014 at 8:40 AM UTC
The Consolation of Physics (When I Enter a Woman) Nov. 2014
When I enter, the black holes of myself, they are located, transcribed upon the blackboards of our unified bodies, the magnification of energy transversed, principles demonstrated by the unconcluding conclusion of the expansion of creation, the rebirthing of one universe never ending When I enter a woman, the discovery sought, the definitional needed, the proofs equational, the factors constant, not the variable truths, the demonstrations positive, the constants of the universe, combinational, all within, a single point glistening to gentle comfort this knowledge of my wasting, the foresight of my limitations from the day of birth my matter, matters, my energy neither destroyed or created, illimitable, my decline inevitable and yet! cannot alter my atomic structure. my future guaranteed, my inner light, traveling so fast, it has yet to arrive When I enter a woman, the laws of physics become special theories of relativity, we are motion in time, force and energy nucleotides rawest refined, elemental and particle nuclear, packets of light exclaimed When I enter a woman, organic, chemistry, interdisciplinary my body and its life force shaped as electric current transceivers crossing galaxies, there can be no deceivers, there but and only the birthing of heat, a byproduct of interjection, conjunction creation of creativity <> she is my proof long after the log normal of my nerves, now parceled to the invisible of an oscillating log natural, fertilizes the sea grasses that so intoxicate, flying, carried, by the invisiblity of the winds, all-where I have chosen as my shifting shape, when this container leaks and crack'd, in sentry reentry orbit, to the nearest garbage strewn construction-dead lot When I enter a woman, physics far beyond the commonplace, physical transition to knowledge of life ever after death and fear are time sensitized passing notions, crushed by the consolation of physics, the eternality of a time once begun, cannot end, and therefore this, my one theory of everything, the God I worship, of course, he is invisible!
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Over a cup of morning java Scanning my daily mail I came upon an advertisement sheet *That exclaimed in BOLD rainbow pastel* Grand opening of a store that has everything On the corner of Daisy and William Tell The one thing I saw that interested me Is they were having a back to "60's"  Hippie sale Of course I stopped what it was I was doing Hopped in my Lexus and left right away The excitement had my heart all in a flutter This I guarantee is going to be a good day They weren't kidding when they said they sold it all I'd been wandering the store for quite a while That's when I came to what it was I had come here for Before me in trippy little colors, the hippie aisle So I bought me a couple colorful hippies With my 25% coupon I was able to save The Hippies even  came with a bonus Fresh cut flowers and Jefferson Airplane tapes When I got home I showed them to their room Black light posters and colored beads hung from the door As luck would have it I bought an Indian hemp rug From Pier One just the day before They taught me transcendental meditation While I taught them both how to bathe Their lessons broadened the mind My lessons the nostrils saved I soon had a groovy little hippie pad In which organic vegetables and enlightenment grew We'd sit around crossed legged in a  purple haze at night Playing psychedelic tunes on our Kazoo's And I was pretty good too! Who Knew! Yes, a house of happy hippies Is a happy hippie house indeed Especially when Wendy Crystal Sky...Yes, that's her name Brews her famous dandelion tea I highly recommend the purchase of hippies I couldn't be any happier with mine Sure beats the punk rockers I got on close out last year But that my friend is another tale for another time...
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Mar 19, 2013
Mar 19, 2013 at 6:48 AM UTC
Hippie Sale
Over a cup of morning java Scanning my daily mail I came upon an advertisement sheet *That exclaimed in BOLD rainbow pastel* Grand opening of a store that has everything On the corner of Daisy and William Tell The one thing I saw that interested me Is they were having a back to "60's"  Hippie sale Of course I stopped what it was I was doing Hopped in my Lexus and left right away The excitement had my heart all in a flutter This I guarantee is going to be a good day They weren't kidding when they said they sold it all I'd been wandering the store for quite a while That's when I came to what it was I had come here for Before me in trippy little colors, the hippie aisle So I bought me a couple colorful hippies With my 25% coupon I was able to save The Hippies even  came with a bonus Fresh cut flowers and Jefferson Airplane tapes When I got home I showed them to their room Black light posters and colored beads hung from the door As luck would have it I bought an Indian hemp rug From Pier One just the day before They taught me transcendental meditation While I taught them both how to bathe Their lessons broadened the mind My lessons the nostrils saved I soon had a groovy little hippie pad In which organic vegetables and enlightenment grew We'd sit around crossed legged in a  purple haze at night Playing psychedelic tunes on our Kazoo's And I was pretty good too! Who Knew! Yes, a house of happy hippies Is a happy hippie house indeed Especially when Wendy Crystal Sky...Yes, that's her name Brews her famous dandelion tea I highly recommend the purchase of hippies I couldn't be any happier with mine Sure beats the punk rockers I got on close out last year But that my friend is another tale for another time...
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The snow leopard and the little fox were sound asleep. The leopard curled up around the young fox keeping them both warm in the cold weather. As the sun started to arise the leopard awoke from his slumber. He then softly pat his little young fox apprentice's head, "Wake up little one. A new day awaits us," he said with a smile as he stood on all fours and stretched out his back. The little fox grunted and yawned "It's too early," she whined as she curled up tighter, "The sun isn't even fully up in the sky yet" was her rebuttal to his awakening. The leopard took her by the scruff and softly tossed her into the snow covered field. "Ahhh!~Ooof." The little fox yelled as she tumbled into the snow. "You know what they say, the early bird catches the worm, the early cat catches the bird." The leopard laughed slightly as he spoke, watching the little fox stand up all covered in fresh snow from last nights fall. "Well what's that have to do with me?!?" the fox shouted slightly, being slightly agitated about him tossing her. The leopard smirked as he walked by her and pat her head again, dusting off the snow, "It has everything to do with you, it has everything to do with everyone. It means the sooner you wake the more you can do. The more time you have in the day to do what you want," the leopard exclaimed with pride and excitement in his voice, "Do you ever ask yourself why there is so much left you want to do by the end of the day but just didn't have enough time? Well this helps you get more done. It gives you more time." The little fox tilted her head slightly to he side and looked down a bit, "I guess you are right," she said softly. Not knowing what else to say, she stood up and shook the snow off of herself then rush over to the leopard. "So what lesson will I learn today?" she asked eagerly. The leopard smiled as they started walking, "Didn't you just learn something?" he said as he raised an eyebrow. The little fox giggled softly and started pouncing around him laughing happily and saying "Well yea. But I want to learn more." The leopard laughed and looked to her, "Slow and steady wins the race little one. Slow and steady. we will find something for me to teach you, or for us to learn, as time goes on." he said softly but wisely as they kept walking into the woods, away from the sunrise.
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May 11, 2014
May 11, 2014 at 11:12 PM UTC
The Leopard and The Fox(Part 2)
The snow leopard and the little fox were sound asleep. The leopard curled up around the young fox keeping them both warm in the cold weather. As the sun started to arise the leopard awoke from his slumber. He then softly pat his little young fox apprentice's head, "Wake up little one. A new day awaits us," he said with a smile as he stood on all fours and stretched out his back. The little fox grunted and yawned "It's too early," she whined as she curled up tighter, "The sun isn't even fully up in the sky yet" was her rebuttal to his awakening. The leopard took her by the scruff and softly tossed her into the snow covered field. "Ahhh!~Ooof." The little fox yelled as she tumbled into the snow. "You know what they say, the early bird catches the worm, the early cat catches the bird." The leopard laughed slightly as he spoke, watching the little fox stand up all covered in fresh snow from last nights fall. "Well what's that have to do with me?!?" the fox shouted slightly, being slightly agitated about him tossing her. The leopard smirked as he walked by her and pat her head again, dusting off the snow, "It has everything to do with you, it has everything to do with everyone. It means the sooner you wake the more you can do. The more time you have in the day to do what you want," the leopard exclaimed with pride and excitement in his voice, "Do you ever ask yourself why there is so much left you want to do by the end of the day but just didn't have enough time? Well this helps you get more done. It gives you more time." The little fox tilted her head slightly to he side and looked down a bit, "I guess you are right," she said softly. Not knowing what else to say, she stood up and shook the snow off of herself then rush over to the leopard. "So what lesson will I learn today?" she asked eagerly. The leopard smiled as they started walking, "Didn't you just learn something?" he said as he raised an eyebrow. The little fox giggled softly and started pouncing around him laughing happily and saying "Well yea. But I want to learn more." The leopard laughed and looked to her, "Slow and steady wins the race little one. Slow and steady. we will find something for me to teach you, or for us to learn, as time goes on." he said softly but wisely as they kept walking into the woods, away from the sunrise.
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She strolled down a winding pathway, admiring the brightly colored roses, listening to the loud chirping of the birds As she walked,she hummed a tune of joy and followed the path marking on a map, just to reassure herself that she was heading in the right direction Around a turn o the left she went, then back to the right, as her pace sped with every step But then the beautiful path that she'd been following for so long fell into a babbling creek, only to continue on the other side Had she, excited for her long journey, mistaked this path with the one she wished to take? "No," she decided, for she checked the path a million times before beginning, and she was positive she had journeyed on the correct one Should she give up on her journey, only to turn around and go home? "No," she told herself, for how could she live with herself of she gave up on her dream? But how will she, small and dainty, cross the sputtering creek that lays before her? She gazed at the creek in front of her, considering walking alongside it until she reached a spot where she could walk across "No," she determined, for there was no way of knowing whether there'd be a break in the flood of water, and even if there was, she'd be lost in the forest, continuously searching for the path She glanced from left to right, searching for something to aid her in crossing the creek To the left of the path, she noticed flat stones, the exact size of her foot "Yes!' she exclaimed, as she sets them in the creek and skipped across them She was back on her way, strolling down the pathway, headed towards her dreams.
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Jan 6, 2016
Jan 6, 2016 at 1:49 PM UTC
Chasing Dreams
She strolled down a winding pathway, admiring the brightly colored roses, listening to the loud chirping of the birds As she walked,she hummed a tune of joy and followed the path marking on a map, just to reassure herself that she was heading in the right direction Around a turn o the left she went, then back to the right, as her pace sped with every step But then the beautiful path that she'd been following for so long fell into a babbling creek, only to continue on the other side Had she, excited for her long journey, mistaked this path with the one she wished to take? "No," she decided, for she checked the path a million times before beginning, and she was positive she had journeyed on the correct one Should she give up on her journey, only to turn around and go home? "No," she told herself, for how could she live with herself of she gave up on her dream? But how will she, small and dainty, cross the sputtering creek that lays before her? She gazed at the creek in front of her, considering walking alongside it until she reached a spot where she could walk across "No," she determined, for there was no way of knowing whether there'd be a break in the flood of water, and even if there was, she'd be lost in the forest, continuously searching for the path She glanced from left to right, searching for something to aid her in crossing the creek To the left of the path, she noticed flat stones, the exact size of her foot "Yes!' she exclaimed, as she sets them in the creek and skipped across them She was back on her way, strolling down the pathway, headed towards her dreams.
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I hear them calling, she said. with her open mouth she joined the screaming crowd in her mind. she wasn't alone now. I can see them reaching out, she cried! everyone appeared to be seeking her bursting mind. she felt it all so deeply, she was an ocean, flooding over everyone with her pain they all wonder with danger seeping from their shut eyes. she devoured them, with every closed lid, with her broken mind she pulled out her heart, to be alone she stopped breathing. how express, they whispered. oh, she suffered beautifully they exclaimed. how admirable. it was easy for them to go about their day. easy.
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Nov 4, 2014
Nov 4, 2014 at 6:37 PM UTC
easy
Hums of swinging blades and axes, Wailing of voices, Ricochets of guns. Secrets whispered in private, Declamation exclaimed in public, Hymns sung, Words spoken. People are the weapon. We must not doubt ourselves. All conflict, No matter the position, Comes from a common source. People are the weapons. All else, extensions- Of the arm, Of the leg, Of the mind, Of the heart; All extensions of the person. By extension, A person is an extension Of the people. Let the power of the individual Never lie unknown, For in one person Is the concentrated power Of everyone.
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Jul 12, 2010
Jul 12, 2010 at 7:08 PM UTC
People Are The Weapon, Part 2
A girl stood before me at the supermarket a few random items littered her basket pink socks poked out from her sneakers they were covered with little creatures an inch of flesh stood between those ankle high socks and her jeans. Nice socks I exclaimed! she turned around inflamed looked at me and said I have a boyfriend her face now red. Are they his I asked? her face broke into a laugh *sorry I got so defensive guys make me apprehensive I don't really have a boyfriend sometimes I just like to pretend.* *I know how you feel I replied in embarrassment I've often lied and whenever I'm struck by beauty of someone new I meet I can't look directly at them I look towards their feet.*
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Oct 27, 2016
Oct 27, 2016 at 8:31 PM UTC
Nice Socks
from the start I should've saw your mischievous heart Like the girl who talked to you when we were eating lunch "But, you said you had a crush on me." she exclaimed, yet I didn't have a hunch. you're.. a player. I should've saw any sign. but slowly the shards of painful memories pass by that I find you took two girls to the homecoming dance, but before that, we had our first romance why did I trust you to be loyal maybe because I was blinded with love and was treated royal there was too many signs... Like the messages I saw on your phone when I checked the time, that person calling you the same loving names you wanted me to call you? her name, "Alaina?" You convinced me it was just a "role-play" and I didn't see any red flags? I just wanted to believe you loved me the girl's name, Alaina ...who is Alaina?
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Jul 20, 2018
Jul 20, 2018 at 7:07 PM UTC
I should've saw the signs
There once was a girl called Goldilocks Who lived in a forest filled with phlox She did not to have a soul to play with And in the forest she would often drift She once became lost, the lonely, little girl The one with the head full of golden curls Panicked and scared, she came upon a house But it appeared that everyone there was out She helped herself to the food, cold and hot She tried the chairs until one hit the spot Too tired to try to make her way back She hit the sheets to take a nap Very picky was this lost, lonely tot Some porridge was too cold, some too hot Beds too soft or too hard to sleep tight Only one she found that felt just right Mama, Papa, and Baby Bear were soon back on arrival After a long day of fishing for their survival What? Who had their nose in each of their bowls? Gone was one porridge that to the brim was full And who had sat in and broke one of the chairs? It looked like a human by some strands of golden hair! Hunters? Oh, no! Could they be on the prowl? The bears sniffed around and started to growl Baby Bear was the first to see The little girl catching some Z's "Oh, cool!" exclaimed little Baby Bear "Can we keep her? Can she stay here?" They all came upon Goldilocks all snug in bed Papa Bear was now furious and began to see red "And you call us animals!" he yelled loudly at her "Who gives you the right?! Where are your manners?!" Goldilocks woke up with an ear piercing shriek Facing three hairy bears, she could not speak Out the house she ran, far enough to see her home near And that was the last that Goldilocks saw of those bears! "She was just a scared, little girl", Mama Bear said to her spouse "We could have stopped her and let her stay in our house!" Papa Bear, disagreeing with her foolish trust,  swore **** it! I told you the last one out locks the door!!!" "You begin feeding them...they are so clever You'll never get rid of them. They stick around forever!" Mama Bear refused to fight, for Papa Bear refused to bend And that is all there is to the story. THE END!
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Jul 25, 2010
Jul 25, 2010 at 7:53 PM UTC
Goldilocks, Rewritten
There once was a girl called Goldilocks Who lived in a forest filled with phlox She did not to have a soul to play with And in the forest she would often drift She once became lost, the lonely, little girl The one with the head full of golden curls Panicked and scared, she came upon a house But it appeared that everyone there was out She helped herself to the food, cold and hot She tried the chairs until one hit the spot Too tired to try to make her way back She hit the sheets to take a nap Very picky was this lost, lonely tot Some porridge was too cold, some too hot Beds too soft or too hard to sleep tight Only one she found that felt just right Mama, Papa, and Baby Bear were soon back on arrival After a long day of fishing for their survival What? Who had their nose in each of their bowls? Gone was one porridge that to the brim was full And who had sat in and broke one of the chairs? It looked like a human by some strands of golden hair! Hunters? Oh, no! Could they be on the prowl? The bears sniffed around and started to growl Baby Bear was the first to see The little girl catching some Z's "Oh, cool!" exclaimed little Baby Bear "Can we keep her? Can she stay here?" They all came upon Goldilocks all snug in bed Papa Bear was now furious and began to see red "And you call us animals!" he yelled loudly at her "Who gives you the right?! Where are your manners?!" Goldilocks woke up with an ear piercing shriek Facing three hairy bears, she could not speak Out the house she ran, far enough to see her home near And that was the last that Goldilocks saw of those bears! "She was just a scared, little girl", Mama Bear said to her spouse "We could have stopped her and let her stay in our house!" Papa Bear, disagreeing with her foolish trust,  swore **** it! I told you the last one out locks the door!!!" "You begin feeding them...they are so clever You'll never get rid of them. They stick around forever!" Mama Bear refused to fight, for Papa Bear refused to bend And that is all there is to the story. THE END!
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He walks through a wood once every month He takes the same route near The Wishing Pond He meets with the Collector in a secluded building Who never fails to purchase every new painting The man was an artist, the Collector was a fan His works and his reputation was known throughout the land The Artist had it all: a nice house, a loving wife, friends in every town and city, and wealth to last his life Every month, another painting Every month, the Collector's money His life was set, his life was perfect All he needed as an artist was a self portrait So this next month's painting would be special For when he would pass, this will be his memorial He started on an early morning, standing in front of a mirror With skill and patience, shading and texture, the first sketch was done The painting process took a few days Without sleep or food, for hours in his room he stayed Near the end of the month, the portrait finally done Proud and exhausted, the artist exclaimed, "This is a special one." The next day, he readied his portrait to take To the Collector, who was expecting to be amazed With a glance at the picture before he could leave He noticed many flaws and said, "I want a perfect me" He sent a letter explaining the delay To the Collector, disappointed, he lessened the pay For days, the Artist fixed each flaw The big ears, the small nose, the feminine jaw Every day he found a new imperfection But after months and months of fixing, he achieved satisfaction He took his self portrait on his once monthly walk To the Collector's house, pass The Wishing Pond He tripped on a rock, dropping his portrait Falling into the pond, his art was ruined The canvas had sunk, the water grew murky The paint spread around and clouded before him The cloudy colors swirled in the water's waves The Artist, distraught, sat in heartache A figure rose from the water, the colors had faded He recognized it immediately as the perfection he painted His portrait was alive for to not be was imperfect His creation looked back at him and exclaimed, "I am The Artist" Throughout the years, the portrait had adopted The Artist's life With perfect skills, perfect fame, and even the love of his wife The Collector, impressed by its own work, gave it double the pay He also terminated his contract, he and the Artist had made The Artist was left with nothing His life stolen by his painting Embodied perfection had taken it all Living wishful thinking, alive from The Pond He tasked, and pushed, and berated himself to achieve perfection He succeeded, but lost everything to his perfect version.
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Feb 28, 2011
Feb 28, 2011 at 10:46 PM UTC
The Artist
He walks through a wood once every month He takes the same route near The Wishing Pond He meets with the Collector in a secluded building Who never fails to purchase every new painting The man was an artist, the Collector was a fan His works and his reputation was known throughout the land The Artist had it all: a nice house, a loving wife, friends in every town and city, and wealth to last his life Every month, another painting Every month, the Collector's money His life was set, his life was perfect All he needed as an artist was a self portrait So this next month's painting would be special For when he would pass, this will be his memorial He started on an early morning, standing in front of a mirror With skill and patience, shading and texture, the first sketch was done The painting process took a few days Without sleep or food, for hours in his room he stayed Near the end of the month, the portrait finally done Proud and exhausted, the artist exclaimed, "This is a special one." The next day, he readied his portrait to take To the Collector, who was expecting to be amazed With a glance at the picture before he could leave He noticed many flaws and said, "I want a perfect me" He sent a letter explaining the delay To the Collector, disappointed, he lessened the pay For days, the Artist fixed each flaw The big ears, the small nose, the feminine jaw Every day he found a new imperfection But after months and months of fixing, he achieved satisfaction He took his self portrait on his once monthly walk To the Collector's house, pass The Wishing Pond He tripped on a rock, dropping his portrait Falling into the pond, his art was ruined The canvas had sunk, the water grew murky The paint spread around and clouded before him The cloudy colors swirled in the water's waves The Artist, distraught, sat in heartache A figure rose from the water, the colors had faded He recognized it immediately as the perfection he painted His portrait was alive for to not be was imperfect His creation looked back at him and exclaimed, "I am The Artist" Throughout the years, the portrait had adopted The Artist's life With perfect skills, perfect fame, and even the love of his wife The Collector, impressed by its own work, gave it double the pay He also terminated his contract, he and the Artist had made The Artist was left with nothing His life stolen by his painting Embodied perfection had taken it all Living wishful thinking, alive from The Pond He tasked, and pushed, and berated himself to achieve perfection He succeeded, but lost everything to his perfect version.
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I have little to say in new environments. I tend to act shy and forget how to form words. So when I had to go to marching practice and was surrounded by people I didn't know I suffered. Was it not obvious that I was flustered when I fell five times in thirty minutes? Maybe it wasn't obvious how I kept repeating the same thing over and over again, hoping people would stop staring. But instead of caring you walked straight up to me and made me look like a fool in front of everyone. **** in, you're stomach is showing!"* You exclaimed before poking me with a drumstick and catching me off guard. It hurt and my torso bent and all the upper classmen laughed at me. So thank you for embarrassing me, it will not be forgotten. It won't be forgotten like the time you insulted me in the seventh grade and I 'accepted' your apology. But what do I know? I'm just a kid and you're a band director
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Jul 26, 2014
Jul 26, 2014 at 5:08 PM UTC
Band Director
I’ll protect the innocent even while I may proclaim my deep regard for who they are controversy may be exclaimed guiltless stated for my friends this word is used at its most broad when all children of the divine deserve their refuge from abuse even while I seek to proclaim my admiration for their grit stepping outside confining realms leading the way for this questing one on the shoulders of the perverse this is how the public may respond declaring wisdom I don’t share when I see threads of commonality in my heart I know we are the same seeking power in our own way being true to ourselves while expressing how we live humanity searching for a voice I’ll add mine to the chorus admitting that I’ve fallen far while ascending to the heights spectrums ranged in pursuit my honest nature at last found though at first I wrongly thought I was alone when I was not the free spirits led the way I wish my voice could exclaim and still I hold back my breath protecting innocent like myself. © 2018. Sean Green. All Rights Reserved. 20180909.
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Sep 9, 2018
Sep 9, 2018 at 10:57 PM UTC
Protecting Innocent
The boy haden't bathed in over a month His **** crack was itching and burning His underpants were soaked in slimy, wet muck And his toes a thick jam were churning His armpits stank worse than a fat pigs raw *** His breath smelled like rancid fish His hair was so oily, matted to his head His own mother wouldn't give him a kiss "Enough!" he cried as a passing fly died When he raised his arm to exclaim. "I must bathe right away! I am long overdue!" "I sure hope the washcloths are brave." "To the bathroom man!" He shouted as he ran And his underpants sloppily squished "I will remove this filth and brush my green teeth" "And my mother I will kiss!" "The closet's ahead!" He said as he sped. And he stopped there to get some stuff. Some soap, some shampoo and a towel or two. But he knew that it wasn't enough. Look though he might, to his horror and fright, Not a single washcloth could he find. Then panic set in 'cause the stink of his skin Was driving him out of his mind. He looked yet again but to his chagrin The washcloth shelf was bare. The washcloths had run off For they would not wash So filthy a boy on a dare "Oh what will I do!" "Boo-hoo, boo-hoo!" The boy cried as flies swarmed his head. "I'd **** myself but I already smell" "Far worse than anything dead!" Then one washcloth came back Holding it's nose and a sack Of bath salts that smelled like dill. It said to the boy "Go pickle yourself!" "And give me a nausea pill!" So the boy rejoiced and filled the tub With water, hot as he could stand. And using the bath salts, he jumped right in And the pickling began. He lathered the washcloth with water and soap And scrubbed with all of his might. Away he washed all of the filth 'Til none was left in sight. He washed his hair and brushed his teeth And dried and dressed himself well. And the washcloth exclaimed as it hung on the tub "Holy crap! that was pure hell!" So the boy now clean ran to be seen By his mother he loved so much. And she gave him a kiss and said "This is pure bliss!" "I can kiss you and keep down my lunch!" The moral I'll tell you and true I will be So no one will say that I lied. Don't wait a whole month to take a bath Or you washcloths may run and hide.
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Aug 1, 2012
Aug 1, 2012 at 7:53 AM UTC
The Stinky Boy
The boy haden't bathed in over a month His **** crack was itching and burning His underpants were soaked in slimy, wet muck And his toes a thick jam were churning His armpits stank worse than a fat pigs raw *** His breath smelled like rancid fish His hair was so oily, matted to his head His own mother wouldn't give him a kiss "Enough!" he cried as a passing fly died When he raised his arm to exclaim. "I must bathe right away! I am long overdue!" "I sure hope the washcloths are brave." "To the bathroom man!" He shouted as he ran And his underpants sloppily squished "I will remove this filth and brush my green teeth" "And my mother I will kiss!" "The closet's ahead!" He said as he sped. And he stopped there to get some stuff. Some soap, some shampoo and a towel or two. But he knew that it wasn't enough. Look though he might, to his horror and fright, Not a single washcloth could he find. Then panic set in 'cause the stink of his skin Was driving him out of his mind. He looked yet again but to his chagrin The washcloth shelf was bare. The washcloths had run off For they would not wash So filthy a boy on a dare "Oh what will I do!" "Boo-hoo, boo-hoo!" The boy cried as flies swarmed his head. "I'd **** myself but I already smell" "Far worse than anything dead!" Then one washcloth came back Holding it's nose and a sack Of bath salts that smelled like dill. It said to the boy "Go pickle yourself!" "And give me a nausea pill!" So the boy rejoiced and filled the tub With water, hot as he could stand. And using the bath salts, he jumped right in And the pickling began. He lathered the washcloth with water and soap And scrubbed with all of his might. Away he washed all of the filth 'Til none was left in sight. He washed his hair and brushed his teeth And dried and dressed himself well. And the washcloth exclaimed as it hung on the tub "Holy crap! that was pure hell!" So the boy now clean ran to be seen By his mother he loved so much. And she gave him a kiss and said "This is pure bliss!" "I can kiss you and keep down my lunch!" The moral I'll tell you and true I will be So no one will say that I lied. Don't wait a whole month to take a bath Or you washcloths may run and hide.
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Things were looking up that day Not a thing could get in my way I was making my way through the town When the clouds rolled in and rain came down I thought, “Okay, don’t make my day nice and sunny, I’ll go find a movie that’s funny.” I went downtown to look around, No good movies were to be found! I looked inside a movie store All I found were sad movies galore “A real tearjerker,” one proclaimed “Heartbreaker?” I exclaimed “No good movies, just my luck. I guess I’ll go feed the ducks.” I walked there and what did I meet? Twelve angry geese that attacked my feet “Well, that’s just fine and dandy, You can’t go wrong with some candy,” Once I got there, lo and behold, Black licorice and butterscotch, getting old. “Well ***** it, I’m going home. Maybe I’ll make a latte with foam.” What did I find there in the complex? Old Man Carruthers died with a hex ****** ****** his wife cried out She screamed and screamed and ran all about. ****** I tell you, And I know who!” And with grace, she pointed at me and yelled, “YOU!” They called the police and took me away Now here I am clutching my cafeteria tray I have advice, walkaway when things get rowdy, And remember, sunny days can turn cloudy
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Feb 4, 2015
Feb 4, 2015 at 3:39 PM UTC
Sunny Days Can Turn Cloudy
I'd last about an hour as a clerk inside a store invariably I'd shoot my mouth off about someone's daughter dressing  like a ***** or making comments about the dreadful things  consumed which would include a good 99% of the people in the room I'd eventually end up getting my lights punched  out after  *********  someone as  a fat ***  undiscerning lout or cracking  some aside regarding what comprises that crud and making faces of revulsion "you'd be better off eating mud" ewwwww, you really eat that stuff? this store should be sued for selling such bluff children with diabetes, a third of adults obese the courtesy clerk dies a little  for lack of surcease line after line of vapid consumers mindless knee-jerk impetuosity belay the rumors what's an adulterant, what's a filler? propylene glycol alginate, yum yum sorbitan mono sterate, shut up and eat it, its fun! I can't even pronounce it, much less do I  care need I be a scientist to enjoyably savor fare Go ahead and poison yourself the quirky clerk exclaimed its ever so clear you're stupid and lame stay mired in your pig-headed muck of  ignorance you're exactly what they want another brain dead consumer a regular culinary savant stuff  your face with no remorse nor heed no worries, the clerk of little courtesy knows your need he'll limply wheel  out your cart of miserable choices for you and wise-crack some snarky rejoinder then promptly get  beaten,  black and blue
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Sep 30, 2013
Sep 30, 2013 at 8:09 PM UTC
The Discourteous Courtesy (Quirk) Clerk
On Monday I didn't go to school because you wanted to take me out instead We walked around the park downtown all afternoon finally we perched ourselves in the gazebo immersing ourselves in each other's thoughts and wading in traded words. My attention was shattered when a lady bug landed on my knee. I was baffled- I exclaimed that it's orange. You laughed and I coaxed it onto my finger. And you told me "Some of them are green you know" I didn't know. I said "maybe those ones just aren't ripe yet" I played with the bug for a few more seconds until I felt your gaze, and I lifted my emerald greens to your cup-of-coffee mahognies. You were looking at me the way I imagined Gatsby must have looked at Daisy. And you smiled a little too wide for the stupid thing I had just said. You touched my chin and kissed me gently, and i could feel your lips still frozen in a grin. But when I looked back down my coveted orange lady bug had flown away- and left no trace that he ever came.
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Jun 10, 2014
Jun 10, 2014 at 10:31 AM UTC
Fleeting
The Great Debate started, Parliament was the open forest, electors were divided into two groups— Sir Fox's, and The Lion's, The first group wanted to overthrow the Lion from the sovereign head of the forest, It was a tough job to confront Lion directly, So, Sir Fox, appointed a Monkey as the Chief campaigner, and that monkey appointed other monkeys in the business, Scaring them with a story of vanishing trees, and living on the land increases the mortality rate if Lion Party continues. Monkey, the chief campaigner exclaimed, “We are not living in the rule of law but in the rule of Lion, All are equal, but the continuous target of a particular community, Like a beautiful deer, by another community in majority should be banned, Deers bring historic and aesthetic significance to the forest And need to be treated as the same,” Deers bellowed gleefully hearing this. Cows felt hurt, their exclusion from Monkey’s speech proved to be a setback to the Fox’s Party, Cows were the most targeted community by the Carnivores, everyone in the forest knew, Potential voters were lost to Lion’s Party. Polarising speeches of Chief continued, It brought Rhinoceros to its side, Seeing rhino in political rallies, Hippopotamus chipped in, To counter the increasing weight Political advisor of Lion, i.e, Tiger, persuaded Elephant to become an official member of their party. Hate speeches increased in numbers Giraffe, the bearer and upholder of law, Overlooked everything, the long neck looked tilted towards an ideology. Rumours became truth, truth became rumour Monkey was good in it, And an army of monkeys were excellent. Parrots, Pigeons, Peacock, **** Cuckoo, Cat, Loved the importance they got, Disseminated the Fox loving songs. The listeners felt threatened, They had an enemy living between them and they were considering them friends, They thanked the Parrot, Pigeon, Peacock for pointing them out. Now, biped hated quadruped, Quadruped hated reptiles, Reptiles did the same to amphibians, And in this way the whole animal kingdom danced in chaos, The fiery speeches of Sir Fox helped in creating illusion, The slogan of the Man as a common enemy was changed to, Feline as a common enemy, Felines joined Sir Fox’s Party, And Canines ran to Lion’s Party, Obvious was difficult to observe Obscure was easy to see. to be continued
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Oct 23, 2021
Oct 23, 2021 at 3:22 PM UTC
The Great Debate -- A Satire
The Great Debate started, Parliament was the open forest, electors were divided into two groups— Sir Fox's, and The Lion's, The first group wanted to overthrow the Lion from the sovereign head of the forest, It was a tough job to confront Lion directly, So, Sir Fox, appointed a Monkey as the Chief campaigner, and that monkey appointed other monkeys in the business, Scaring them with a story of vanishing trees, and living on the land increases the mortality rate if Lion Party continues. Monkey, the chief campaigner exclaimed, “We are not living in the rule of law but in the rule of Lion, All are equal, but the continuous target of a particular community, Like a beautiful deer, by another community in majority should be banned, Deers bring historic and aesthetic significance to the forest And need to be treated as the same,” Deers bellowed gleefully hearing this. Cows felt hurt, their exclusion from Monkey’s speech proved to be a setback to the Fox’s Party, Cows were the most targeted community by the Carnivores, everyone in the forest knew, Potential voters were lost to Lion’s Party. Polarising speeches of Chief continued, It brought Rhinoceros to its side, Seeing rhino in political rallies, Hippopotamus chipped in, To counter the increasing weight Political advisor of Lion, i.e, Tiger, persuaded Elephant to become an official member of their party. Hate speeches increased in numbers Giraffe, the bearer and upholder of law, Overlooked everything, the long neck looked tilted towards an ideology. Rumours became truth, truth became rumour Monkey was good in it, And an army of monkeys were excellent. Parrots, Pigeons, Peacock, **** Cuckoo, Cat, Loved the importance they got, Disseminated the Fox loving songs. The listeners felt threatened, They had an enemy living between them and they were considering them friends, They thanked the Parrot, Pigeon, Peacock for pointing them out. Now, biped hated quadruped, Quadruped hated reptiles, Reptiles did the same to amphibians, And in this way the whole animal kingdom danced in chaos, The fiery speeches of Sir Fox helped in creating illusion, The slogan of the Man as a common enemy was changed to, Feline as a common enemy, Felines joined Sir Fox’s Party, And Canines ran to Lion’s Party, Obvious was difficult to observe Obscure was easy to see. to be continued
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There was a Young Lady of Wales, Who caught a large fish without scales; When she lifted her hook She exclaimed, 'Only look!' That ecstatic Young Lady of Wales.
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There Was A Young Lady Of Wales
A classmate exclaimed As Mrs. Ragan shoved An Aladdin mug In my face as I Gained consciousness During sixth grade Art class My first seizure The depression started Soon after 10mg of lexapro Five thereapists Three neurologists Doctors **** Middle school was A Deep Dark Dooming Depression I had no friends I hated everyone And everything But mostly I hated myself Wishing I had drowned Or never woke up from My first seizure
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Jul 17, 2011 at 5:20 PM UTC
“Don’t drown her!”
There was a young lady, whose nose, Continually prospers and grows; When it grew out of sight, She exclaimed in a fright, 'Oh! Farewell to the end of my nose!'
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Little Jamar raised His voice authoritatively, "I'm a man, and Men don't cry!" Jordan grabbed him By the shoulders, And admonished him, "Men don't cry..", He exclaimed. "Boy who told you that lie? Men do cry sometimes." Of course they do.
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Nov 23, 2014
Nov 23, 2014 at 10:41 AM UTC
Men Do Cry
I was sent to work at the old Repat. It was forty years since the war, Those ancient diggers would sit and swear At the pain of the limbs they wore, The wounds would open as years went by, They’d come for another slice, That war was never over for them, And morphine was paradise. I saw one veteran struggle and curse As he ripped at the buckles and straps, The new prosthesis had rubbed him raw As his knee began to relapse. He tore the leg from his wounded stump Sat on his bed, and roared, Then swung the article over his head And flung it across the ward. The others had ducked as the leg took off And bounced off the opposite wall, ‘I’ll have to report you,’ the nurse exclaimed, ‘It’s a good leg, after all!’ ‘You wear it then,’ was the man’s response, ‘For it’s driving me insane, What would you know of Flanders Fields? You wouldn’t deal with the pain!’ My job was to settle and calm him down So I asked him about his leg, ‘When and where did you lose it, Dig?’ The veteran tossed his head. ‘You’ve heard of a place called Flanders Fields Where the bullets came in like hail? Well, I was there with the Anzac’s, son, At a place called Passchendaele.’ ‘Our Generals were trying to ****** us, I swear, on my mother’s head, They kept on sending us over the top Until half of the men were dead. The German gunners would enfilade As we struggled against the mud, I’ll never forget the battlefield, It was spattered with bones and blood. They’d send artillery shells across At the height of a soldier’s knee, We’d watch them come as they parted the grass, They were Grasscutters, you see! Well, I was running with bayonet fixed And praying for God’s good grace, When suddenly I was lying there, I’d tumbled, flat on my face.’ ‘It’s strange that I never felt a thing, When the Grasscutter got me, It took a while ‘til I saw my leg Was gone, from under the knee. But that was the end of the war for me, The end of the life I’d known, I spent some time back in Blighty, then I came on a ship, back home.’ I never chided those men in there Though they’d curse and swear, and roar, For every man was a hero where They'd trudged in mud through the war. That Repat. job was a fill-in job And I left, still young and hale, But I never forgot the Grasscutter Or the man from Passchendaele. David Lewis Paget
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Mar 13, 2014
Mar 13, 2014 at 5:39 AM UTC
Grasscutters
I was sent to work at the old Repat. It was forty years since the war, Those ancient diggers would sit and swear At the pain of the limbs they wore, The wounds would open as years went by, They’d come for another slice, That war was never over for them, And morphine was paradise. I saw one veteran struggle and curse As he ripped at the buckles and straps, The new prosthesis had rubbed him raw As his knee began to relapse. He tore the leg from his wounded stump Sat on his bed, and roared, Then swung the article over his head And flung it across the ward. The others had ducked as the leg took off And bounced off the opposite wall, ‘I’ll have to report you,’ the nurse exclaimed, ‘It’s a good leg, after all!’ ‘You wear it then,’ was the man’s response, ‘For it’s driving me insane, What would you know of Flanders Fields? You wouldn’t deal with the pain!’ My job was to settle and calm him down So I asked him about his leg, ‘When and where did you lose it, Dig?’ The veteran tossed his head. ‘You’ve heard of a place called Flanders Fields Where the bullets came in like hail? Well, I was there with the Anzac’s, son, At a place called Passchendaele.’ ‘Our Generals were trying to ****** us, I swear, on my mother’s head, They kept on sending us over the top Until half of the men were dead. The German gunners would enfilade As we struggled against the mud, I’ll never forget the battlefield, It was spattered with bones and blood. They’d send artillery shells across At the height of a soldier’s knee, We’d watch them come as they parted the grass, They were Grasscutters, you see! Well, I was running with bayonet fixed And praying for God’s good grace, When suddenly I was lying there, I’d tumbled, flat on my face.’ ‘It’s strange that I never felt a thing, When the Grasscutter got me, It took a while ‘til I saw my leg Was gone, from under the knee. But that was the end of the war for me, The end of the life I’d known, I spent some time back in Blighty, then I came on a ship, back home.’ I never chided those men in there Though they’d curse and swear, and roar, For every man was a hero where They'd trudged in mud through the war. That Repat. job was a fill-in job And I left, still young and hale, But I never forgot the Grasscutter Or the man from Passchendaele. David Lewis Paget
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There was a Young Lady of Norway, Who casually sat on a doorway; When the door squeezed her flat, She exclaimed, 'What of that?' This courageous Young Lady of Norway.
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