Hello Poetry
Submit your work and get some sparkles! Create free account
"energizer" poems
the wine has worn off but my heart and head keep ticking away the hours like some sad and absurd energizer bunny trapped in an eternal loop could have should have would have even as a young goddess posts a few selfies showing her enrapturing smile and delicious form but she is far away and has a boyfriend no doubt this motel room is too quiet i can hear myself think and i don't want to think anymore tonight i just want that energizer bunny to fall off a cliff someplace just want to go to sleep not think theres something else i could do to fix this to fix me fix her them it something somewhere someday
0
Oct 14, 2013
Oct 14, 2013 at 9:55 AM UTC
selfie goddess
Yellow and crimson is the fruit Beckoning to be a moment's pleasure Eating fruit, a sure pleasure, Instant is the gratification Memory is witness To the happiness it brought Left in agonizing want One looks for more Discouraged, defeated, Agonized to know it passed Lo and behold, all has changed For action of eating Had its own reaction Unknown of what will be Opening eyes to witness the reaction that kept going like a brand of battery Energizer with long life Blink not for it's alive Asking  mind to follow Follow like never before And sleep no more Yellow and crimson is the fruit Beckoning to be a moment's pleasure Eating fruit, a sure pleasure, Instant is the gratification Memory is witness To the happiness it brought ©TRP
0
Dec 5, 2015
Dec 5, 2015 at 2:27 PM UTC
Forbidden Fruit
I have to tell you because no one else will, your needy grabs for his attention and flailing attempts to come across seductive will fail you. I know it is hard to want what you can't have and honestly I don't blame you. He talks to me in his sleep. He turns in our little twin bed to seek me and he always finds my love, we often wonder how our twin bed can give unwanted space a place between us. Its like he is searching for me when he rests in his subconscious and even in the alternative reality I am always there we always find each other. He makes me feel like I am the only light that turns on in a sea of dark night and he takes endless pleasure out of what I am and the shadows I cast. Even the dark parts of me he hold close too. I see you leaning over the bar counter and I know you don't want him to be looking at your eyes when he is talking to you.... I am telling you that he smiles like the sidewalk flowers he brings me and we grow together like the ones planted in his garden. Every day he brings me flowers, he tells me why specific smells or petals remind him of my beautiful parts. He loves the purple ones because I am so fond of the color. I never pull on the soft petals in a game of love me or love me not. That is what I am trying to tell you, he grows flowers for me that only have "he loves me" written on them so I never have to question myself.There just is no room hear for insecurities and the need to be wanted for you to cling to, he knows what he wants. He is brilliant and I cant think of a way you are going to be able to convince such a smart man that ******* you right now will feel better then the life time of love I have for him. You would have to speak a lot to what is hiding inside the creases of your thighs to convince him it would feel better then me, because I know how to make that feel pretty ******* good. I am not trying to say we are the energizer bunny, only that when we do what bunnies do we just keep going, We are a power house when we are together, energy just rolls off of us. I know how to make him moan, to tighten and to quiver, I also hold him if he cries.We warp time around out interactions, it flies by while we refuse to give up the moment and I get lost in him. He is far more beautiful then any place I have ever been to. He makes me feel alive. we are happy. I have no fear that your needy cry for help will get him naked. I only worry you are in a sad place and he wont take you as a friend if you keep on trying to touch him. That would be sad for you, he is the best one I have ever had. sincerely the girlfriend he is trying to find after you touched him a little to long. Could you tell him I am right outside the bar, I was waiting for a friend.
0
Aug 11, 2014
Aug 11, 2014 at 5:04 PM UTC
letter to the women hitting on my boyfriend
I have to tell you because no one else will, your needy grabs for his attention and flailing attempts to come across seductive will fail you. I know it is hard to want what you can't have and honestly I don't blame you. He talks to me in his sleep. He turns in our little twin bed to seek me and he always finds my love, we often wonder how our twin bed can give unwanted space a place between us. Its like he is searching for me when he rests in his subconscious and even in the alternative reality I am always there we always find each other. He makes me feel like I am the only light that turns on in a sea of dark night and he takes endless pleasure out of what I am and the shadows I cast. Even the dark parts of me he hold close too. I see you leaning over the bar counter and I know you don't want him to be looking at your eyes when he is talking to you.... I am telling you that he smiles like the sidewalk flowers he brings me and we grow together like the ones planted in his garden. Every day he brings me flowers, he tells me why specific smells or petals remind him of my beautiful parts. He loves the purple ones because I am so fond of the color. I never pull on the soft petals in a game of love me or love me not. That is what I am trying to tell you, he grows flowers for me that only have "he loves me" written on them so I never have to question myself.There just is no room hear for insecurities and the need to be wanted for you to cling to, he knows what he wants. He is brilliant and I cant think of a way you are going to be able to convince such a smart man that ******* you right now will feel better then the life time of love I have for him. You would have to speak a lot to what is hiding inside the creases of your thighs to convince him it would feel better then me, because I know how to make that feel pretty ******* good. I am not trying to say we are the energizer bunny, only that when we do what bunnies do we just keep going, We are a power house when we are together, energy just rolls off of us. I know how to make him moan, to tighten and to quiver, I also hold him if he cries.We warp time around out interactions, it flies by while we refuse to give up the moment and I get lost in him. He is far more beautiful then any place I have ever been to. He makes me feel alive. we are happy. I have no fear that your needy cry for help will get him naked. I only worry you are in a sad place and he wont take you as a friend if you keep on trying to touch him. That would be sad for you, he is the best one I have ever had. sincerely the girlfriend he is trying to find after you touched him a little to long. Could you tell him I am right outside the bar, I was waiting for a friend.
Continue reading...
1
The truth is organic Time will change it without you knowing Lies are a machine That just keeps going and going Flattery's not included
0
Jul 31, 2015
Jul 31, 2015 at 3:54 AM UTC
Energizer Dummy
We just sat there. Talking. Not much about anything, or anybody, Just stupid things Such as coffee shops and Energizer bunnies. Small talk that I never forgot. My fear is that you did
0
Dec 6, 2013
Dec 6, 2013 at 10:36 PM UTC
Small Talk
She sits there At the desk Her head spinning As it begins Day in and day out All she ever feels Is the feeling Of being everything She's underappreciated, And under rested. She's overtired, And overworked Her friends are the only ones Who appreciate her For who she is Not what she does They're the reason why She’s still hanging on To that rope she's clinging to That just keeps fraying. Sometimes she just feels Like she's nothing at all Or even worse- Like the energizer bunny She keeps going and going But not on her own terms There’s always something that needs to get done And it's up to her to do it What she wants to do Keeps getting put on hold- Things that she needs to do Take a number and wait in line She feels empty Like she's nothing at all She’s running on autopilot And it’s running her life Even sleeping doesn’t help For the horrid dreams kick in But I guess when you're on automatic Nothing seems right But yet there's hope That keeps peeking through This dark soul That has engulfed me For as long as I have a heart That continues to beat My soul can remain pure Even if no one can see
0
Oct 25, 2010
Oct 25, 2010 at 12:36 PM UTC
Running on Autopilot
Receding back to my usual corner only passing time til I'm introduced to my coroner attempting to inject fine knowledge into semantic memory when a sudden wave of parinoier washes over the scenery Unfortunately having drank all this coffee with enough caffeine to **** the energizer bunny my parched throat compels a leathery thirst so I take another sip and act as the hearse but as I'm throwing the soiled cup away the coffee didn't quite go the way ...I had planed As I begin coughing out loud in quiet public spaces a disastrous look comes from their squinted little faces as if they've been trapped and caged liked vermin too long is some building deemed antiquarian attempting assertion over upcoming coercions I must admit I'm rather enjoying this disrupting there gathering of information with my uncontrolled vocal insertions but enough with my cynical social actions I must return to my work with which I have no passion and because I've become bored with rereading these lines I must retire to my higher cognitive confines
0
Oct 29, 2012
Oct 29, 2012 at 1:42 AM UTC
Because Defining in vitro Didn't Sound As Good
You say you like my smile, my laugh, The way my eyes sparkle, My cheerfulness, my optimism My energy similar to an Energizer bunny Sunny, funny, quirky me Life is a party, life is a beach Look beyond the smile, that infectious grin Do you dare to see what's underneath? A multitude of scars, my testament to pain A muffled scream of panic and fear Tears in my eyes, mirrors of grief Blood rushing through my veins, my struggle to live Black and blue, Sore and battered From nightmares and dreams Failures and triumphs Do you see me now? Or do you see things you don't want to see? Is it such a horrible sin? To be honest and free?
0
May 29, 2013
May 29, 2013 at 1:17 PM UTC
Underneath
• **All the beauteous and delightful words in the world, Being integrated all together, Can never be in equilibrium, Of how much happy I am, Of how much you mean to me, And of how much I love you.**  (hahaaaaa) *Your words of love, Are just like a firefly in my pitch-black times, You’ve enlighten me with your luminescence, Just that little wonderful light that you’ve showed me daily, Being put all together, Just made a delightful gleaming sun, In a noontide, That glows up my darkest corners, That gives me warmth in my numbing days, That gives me hope, That gives me the strongest feeling to be the best I can be, And that gives me a better vision for tomorrow.* *You make my world an orchestral arena, Just the most wonderful tunes are played, The tunes of bona fide endearment, care and with hope, You’ve surrounded me with your fervid love songs, I have absorbed all of it, That together circulates into my body, As an energizer, And as supplier of all good nutrients.* *You’ve created a dance hall in my world, That I uses, To sway and undulate away, All the love and happiness, And let exuberance consume, All deleterious hormones that is in me, Into your phenomenal, auspicious dance steps, Steps that keep our love healthy and in perfect shape, And steps that carries me all the way to heaven.* *You are indeed my serotonin, My happiness hormone, That keeps me smiling, And keeping me away from depression.* *My endorphin, That always make me feel good, The one that reduces my apprehension.* *My dopamine, That keeps me mentally alert, That you, The source of dopamine, Just provide me, All inspiration I need, Keeps me concentrated on good stuff, And that takes away all bad moods in me.* *My ghrelin, That takes away all my stress, And replace it with peace of mind, And relaxing state.* *My phenylethamine, That gives me such gaiety, In this love that envelops me, A love that always put spark in my countenance.* *In my engineering life, You are just the perfect solution, In my engineering truss problems, And the truss as our love, You are the identification, Whether our love, Is statically determinate, or indeterminate, Statically stable or unstable, And finding the reactions of our love, Taking all the summation of forces, From the vertical to the horizontal axis, And the summations of all moments needed, In order to have strong and firm truss, A truss that would last, ‘Till eternity.* *You are the calculator in this path of mine, I could just be staring in blank space, Without any hope of solving any mathematical problems without you, You are the calculator that we call, An addition to our intestines, Without you my life will not be successful, And with your love as motivation and inspiration, It made me more successful in my career in life.* **And for the most important thing, You are the answer, To my earnest and lachrymose prayers, Prayers that are dearly uttered, During my detrimental moments, And just up to this day, I have understood, How God, Can allow throe to be planted into our lives, How a devastating incident, Will turn into propitious aurora, I knew from this day on, My life will completely change.** with love <3 © Earl Jane ♥ E.J.C.S.
0
Aug 9, 2015
Aug 9, 2015 at 12:45 AM UTC
You Are, You Are. ( Brandon ) A reply to His poem
• **All the beauteous and delightful words in the world, Being integrated all together, Can never be in equilibrium, Of how much happy I am, Of how much you mean to me, And of how much I love you.**  (hahaaaaa) *Your words of love, Are just like a firefly in my pitch-black times, You’ve enlighten me with your luminescence, Just that little wonderful light that you’ve showed me daily, Being put all together, Just made a delightful gleaming sun, In a noontide, That glows up my darkest corners, That gives me warmth in my numbing days, That gives me hope, That gives me the strongest feeling to be the best I can be, And that gives me a better vision for tomorrow.* *You make my world an orchestral arena, Just the most wonderful tunes are played, The tunes of bona fide endearment, care and with hope, You’ve surrounded me with your fervid love songs, I have absorbed all of it, That together circulates into my body, As an energizer, And as supplier of all good nutrients.* *You’ve created a dance hall in my world, That I uses, To sway and undulate away, All the love and happiness, And let exuberance consume, All deleterious hormones that is in me, Into your phenomenal, auspicious dance steps, Steps that keep our love healthy and in perfect shape, And steps that carries me all the way to heaven.* *You are indeed my serotonin, My happiness hormone, That keeps me smiling, And keeping me away from depression.* *My endorphin, That always make me feel good, The one that reduces my apprehension.* *My dopamine, That keeps me mentally alert, That you, The source of dopamine, Just provide me, All inspiration I need, Keeps me concentrated on good stuff, And that takes away all bad moods in me.* *My ghrelin, That takes away all my stress, And replace it with peace of mind, And relaxing state.* *My phenylethamine, That gives me such gaiety, In this love that envelops me, A love that always put spark in my countenance.* *In my engineering life, You are just the perfect solution, In my engineering truss problems, And the truss as our love, You are the identification, Whether our love, Is statically determinate, or indeterminate, Statically stable or unstable, And finding the reactions of our love, Taking all the summation of forces, From the vertical to the horizontal axis, And the summations of all moments needed, In order to have strong and firm truss, A truss that would last, ‘Till eternity.* *You are the calculator in this path of mine, I could just be staring in blank space, Without any hope of solving any mathematical problems without you, You are the calculator that we call, An addition to our intestines, Without you my life will not be successful, And with your love as motivation and inspiration, It made me more successful in my career in life.* **And for the most important thing, You are the answer, To my earnest and lachrymose prayers, Prayers that are dearly uttered, During my detrimental moments, And just up to this day, I have understood, How God, Can allow throe to be planted into our lives, How a devastating incident, Will turn into propitious aurora, I knew from this day on, My life will completely change.** with love <3 © Earl Jane ♥ E.J.C.S.
Continue reading...
98
One two ******* three!! So soon I will be set free So just simply let it be Sailing, soothing on the sea Dumb and happy Numb but snappy Pop the slip that takes you higher To meet the Cat Mr. Shire He'll **** with your every desire Rules to his game are to conspire Laughing, cracking, going nuts Energizer bunny butts Wider bigger pupil hole Fall deep into the soul Gulped, swallowed sunny D Giddy gladdy goofy glee What the **** happened to me The best creation ever to be!
0
Mar 15, 2013
Mar 15, 2013 at 12:48 PM UTC
*Cat Mr. Shire
I’ve been a cracked soul walking on whole concrete tar black soles slappin rapidly under weary feet.. the slaps are getting old but still, they repeat, they repeat.. like energizer bunnies, beatin deep on the ground beneath.. the sounds drummin off the walls, comin back, an rattlin my teeth.. I added a couple curses and spit it back rattling the streets.. that day I became a shell of a man walkin on cracked concrete Cerebellum in hand scratchin my head hopin for thoughts to leak.. caught me starin again, eyes open to the sky, posing like an artful greek.. had this eerie feeling inside, tellin me my soul is an authentic antique.. but I still got uncomfortable when my current eugenics got critiqued.. I’m awed and terrified at what’s to come in my last couple a hundred weeks.. but I knew someday I wanna see laughter passin over a couple of my childrens cheeks.. So that day I began to be a whole man, soul searchin and walkin on my own two feet.. I started off by scratchin words furiously on a tattered old blank sheet.. but I don’t do it purposely to get my name on a brightly lit, white, and gold marquis.. it’s just this is the only voice I’ve got to spit a Kodak picture of my soul for free.. so my hands dance out a thousand words on paper.. every moment, a snapshot of “me”.. I rush to gather the images before they drown in reality like hazy morning dreams.. they stand up as living proof of who I am so I frame em for this crazy world to see.. cause today I stand on solid ground with well planted feet, as the man my family always wanted me to be.. I am the conqueror of both whole, and cracked concrete!!
0
Aug 6, 2010
Aug 6, 2010 at 1:52 AM UTC
A broken soul on whole concrete
I’ve been a cracked soul walking on whole concrete tar black soles slappin rapidly under weary feet.. the slaps are getting old but still, they repeat, they repeat.. like energizer bunnies, beatin deep on the ground beneath.. the sounds drummin off the walls, comin back, an rattlin my teeth.. I added a couple curses and spit it back rattling the streets.. that day I became a shell of a man walkin on cracked concrete Cerebellum in hand scratchin my head hopin for thoughts to leak.. caught me starin again, eyes open to the sky, posing like an artful greek.. had this eerie feeling inside, tellin me my soul is an authentic antique.. but I still got uncomfortable when my current eugenics got critiqued.. I’m awed and terrified at what’s to come in my last couple a hundred weeks.. but I knew someday I wanna see laughter passin over a couple of my childrens cheeks.. So that day I began to be a whole man, soul searchin and walkin on my own two feet.. I started off by scratchin words furiously on a tattered old blank sheet.. but I don’t do it purposely to get my name on a brightly lit, white, and gold marquis.. it’s just this is the only voice I’ve got to spit a Kodak picture of my soul for free.. so my hands dance out a thousand words on paper.. every moment, a snapshot of “me”.. I rush to gather the images before they drown in reality like hazy morning dreams.. they stand up as living proof of who I am so I frame em for this crazy world to see.. cause today I stand on solid ground with well planted feet, as the man my family always wanted me to be.. I am the conqueror of both whole, and cracked concrete!!
Continue reading...
22
*Chilly spring day between winter and summer winter bias... Spring in the middle seasons between are good homes... Those opposites detract and demand middle grounds... Right and left corpus joins callosum I'll join you there... The middle is not muddle is energizer..! Between Awakens...!*
0
Apr 20, 2013
Apr 20, 2013 at 7:26 PM UTC
Spring day
Adorable, black furry divine With soft coat, shining so fine Barely two and half months old Brought it home on wintry cold. His eyes beholding, sparkling, He in our arms cosily cuddling, His drowsy yawns enthralling His movements, cries marveling. Five months puppy soon Heaven sent, a real boon Friendly, graceful and playful Muscular and very powerful. Mood enhancer, happiness bringer Our canine aptly named Winner Furry pawed, with a furry exterior Beneath, an utterly amazing interior. Well bred, well trained, a looker Loyal, gentle, handsome Winner Symbol of trust and patience Furry friend known for jubilance. Winner's choice, my little boy Forever running, jumping, to enjoy Both definitely each other's toy And undoubtedly each other's joy. Nose driven, very nice napper Waggy tailed, insect inspector Nimble footed, munchy muncher Winner, entertainer and energizer, Hanging ears, so sensitive Eyes expressive, so active Our hunting, sporting companion Our sniffing, rescuing champion. His soulful eyes, full of affection. But soon came his health deception Suffering dreadful tumor, infection All endeavours for his protection. He spoke but with passion To who knew, how to listen Our canine, God of fun-frolic Suddenly silently melancholic. Our firmest friend very sweet Winner, a heartbeat at our feet. His arrival, profound happiness His passing away, sheer sadness. Winner's oblivion, few decades old His special memories, we still hold He orbits in an unknown universe In his memory, these lines of verse. @Preeti Pathak
0
Jul 15, 2023
Jul 15, 2023 at 1:12 PM UTC
WINNER
Adorable, black furry divine With soft coat, shining so fine Barely two and half months old Brought it home on wintry cold. His eyes beholding, sparkling, He in our arms cosily cuddling, His drowsy yawns enthralling His movements, cries marveling. Five months puppy soon Heaven sent, a real boon Friendly, graceful and playful Muscular and very powerful. Mood enhancer, happiness bringer Our canine aptly named Winner Furry pawed, with a furry exterior Beneath, an utterly amazing interior. Well bred, well trained, a looker Loyal, gentle, handsome Winner Symbol of trust and patience Furry friend known for jubilance. Winner's choice, my little boy Forever running, jumping, to enjoy Both definitely each other's toy And undoubtedly each other's joy. Nose driven, very nice napper Waggy tailed, insect inspector Nimble footed, munchy muncher Winner, entertainer and energizer, Hanging ears, so sensitive Eyes expressive, so active Our hunting, sporting companion Our sniffing, rescuing champion. His soulful eyes, full of affection. But soon came his health deception Suffering dreadful tumor, infection All endeavours for his protection. He spoke but with passion To who knew, how to listen Our canine, God of fun-frolic Suddenly silently melancholic. Our firmest friend very sweet Winner, a heartbeat at our feet. His arrival, profound happiness His passing away, sheer sadness. Winner's oblivion, few decades old His special memories, we still hold He orbits in an unknown universe In his memory, these lines of verse. @Preeti Pathak
Continue reading...
49
I'm the human version of the Energizer Bunny. People laugh at me but I don't think it's funny. I put on this rabbit costume and the zipper broke. I'm stuck in this rabbit costume and that is no joke. I'm trapped in this costume that is pink. I've been trapped for three years and I sure do stink. When I ask people for food, they give me carrots. I hate being a vegetarian, I can no longer bear it. I must get out of this costume and I have a **** good reason. Hunters have rifles and tomorrow is the start of rabbit season. I'm sick and tired of being a laughing stock to humanity. Please get me out of this costume before I lose my sanity.
0
Mar 14, 2018
Mar 14, 2018 at 3:36 PM UTC
Pink Rabbit
Im a different type of lover, sophisticated brotha. But i get down tear it up like no other..Im the game type, proto to be exact...So You can be the one to test something like that...Super slick powers..lasting long hours..energizer bunny fell asleep in the shower...Look at what i'am...you see a normal man...look a lil deeper Im your number one fan...undisputed winner...different type of lover...Once you played with me you wont be looking for no others...Do it to you right...shower you with rice...put rocks on your finger I will lock you down for life....#typeProto
0
May 3, 2012
May 3, 2012 at 4:36 PM UTC
Type,Proto
morning hawk shrieks awakening the goldensphere arise heatmaker evaporator of dewmist and frost evoker of see rays energizer of the scuttleprey but beak waves impact the falling spray in rainy day are lost this day goldensphere will stay adoze on her horizon home meadow hush cloud down begrace her sparkleface comfortably monochrome
0
Aug 18, 2020
Aug 18, 2020 at 5:59 PM UTC
Drizzlemorn
The night is young, most lights are out. You're a sad one if at the end of the night you are without. You fail to flash flair if you dare have doubt. It's the nightlife and there are multiple exchanges. It's wild, the young are free and they don't fear the dangers. The saaz hop pops and the syrups drop. Jack is swallowed, Daniel follows and sons feel like paps. The captain is shot down and Johnnie leads the way so even in the morning they'd keep walking. It's a feminine thing at the Red Square when joy and tears are shared. All feeling bubbly they smoke on hubbly. They reach their destination when the Three Ships land at the breeze of the Southern Comfort. The boys walking down the streets reeling say hi time and time again - but it sounds like Heineken. It is a thriller, she Miller, when she sinks and the body turns into an ocean. These syrups, energizer potions, inspire wilderness. They get loud and walk proud as friend and he have fine girls for the night found. Scream "uhm-I'm still" for it is the beverage that tells - it is Amstel. High and drunk, in loose mode, the thought reeling in mind is "take off clothes" - play with pole. Sleep with the girl that he has stole. Stories of old, not for folks (only amongst peers are told). It is he weak a man, he who chokes. He who can't make it to the morning. Drunk emotions are starting, it's time to head for the bed. And all the while, the thought reeling through their minds as they move side to side, is that it was no fantasy and conclusion that reel is real
0
May 8, 2016
May 8, 2016 at 4:57 AM UTC
Reel's Real
The night is young, most lights are out. You're a sad one if at the end of the night you are without. You fail to flash flair if you dare have doubt. It's the nightlife and there are multiple exchanges. It's wild, the young are free and they don't fear the dangers. The saaz hop pops and the syrups drop. Jack is swallowed, Daniel follows and sons feel like paps. The captain is shot down and Johnnie leads the way so even in the morning they'd keep walking. It's a feminine thing at the Red Square when joy and tears are shared. All feeling bubbly they smoke on hubbly. They reach their destination when the Three Ships land at the breeze of the Southern Comfort. The boys walking down the streets reeling say hi time and time again - but it sounds like Heineken. It is a thriller, she Miller, when she sinks and the body turns into an ocean. These syrups, energizer potions, inspire wilderness. They get loud and walk proud as friend and he have fine girls for the night found. Scream "uhm-I'm still" for it is the beverage that tells - it is Amstel. High and drunk, in loose mode, the thought reeling in mind is "take off clothes" - play with pole. Sleep with the girl that he has stole. Stories of old, not for folks (only amongst peers are told). It is he weak a man, he who chokes. He who can't make it to the morning. Drunk emotions are starting, it's time to head for the bed. And all the while, the thought reeling through their minds as they move side to side, is that it was no fantasy and conclusion that reel is real
Continue reading...
4
Jude's rant…. Why sitcoms have ruined our lives. I am really expletive mad at the networks all they dish out night after night is ****** sitcoms that stink worse than a blocked toilet in an Irish bar on a Sunday morning. Have you seen what it takes to make a twelve season hit sitcom.? I have spent five minutes writing one. here it is. it's called My husband's a total ****** Characters Soulful Simon the husband and father. he is a cat whipped half excuse of a man whose job it is to always be ******** up and to submissively take perma **** from his ****** preachy wife. Donna His overbearing wife who makes a full time career  position staying at home doing absolutely nothing. Except over managing her two bratty kids and think up reasons to cut down on soulful Simon's meagre *** diet which consist of   Saturday night mercy *** Donna is also the disciplinarian handing out punishments to the bratty kids. like no iPad for twenty minutes for calling soulful Simon a worthless **** This is the main lesson of the show but I find it a confusing message Of if you tell the ****** truth you lose your iPad for twenty minutes. Important character traits in show. father A total buffoon and useless idiot that has no say or power in the house. in days of yore he would wear Harlequin suit and have a bell on his cap. Mother a nasty passive aggressive ***** who controls most the money and all the *** She must be smart and always right. She was only wrong once that was when she was right and thought she was wrong. Children must act like know it all adults god knows no one else does. important notes the laugh machine must be packed with Energizer batteries. if they fail then the viewers at home will find out no one else is laughing either. Authors note This carefully scripted hit plot for sitcom copyrighted by Jude Kyrie. I do not want to see this on the network without my One million Dollar   per episode stipend. cc my lawyers Dewey Screwem and Howe
0
Mar 24, 2016
Mar 24, 2016 at 2:53 PM UTC
Judes Rant....Dammed Sitcoms
Jude's rant…. Why sitcoms have ruined our lives. I am really expletive mad at the networks all they dish out night after night is ****** sitcoms that stink worse than a blocked toilet in an Irish bar on a Sunday morning. Have you seen what it takes to make a twelve season hit sitcom.? I have spent five minutes writing one. here it is. it's called My husband's a total ****** Characters Soulful Simon the husband and father. he is a cat whipped half excuse of a man whose job it is to always be ******** up and to submissively take perma **** from his ****** preachy wife. Donna His overbearing wife who makes a full time career  position staying at home doing absolutely nothing. Except over managing her two bratty kids and think up reasons to cut down on soulful Simon's meagre *** diet which consist of   Saturday night mercy *** Donna is also the disciplinarian handing out punishments to the bratty kids. like no iPad for twenty minutes for calling soulful Simon a worthless **** This is the main lesson of the show but I find it a confusing message Of if you tell the ****** truth you lose your iPad for twenty minutes. Important character traits in show. father A total buffoon and useless idiot that has no say or power in the house. in days of yore he would wear Harlequin suit and have a bell on his cap. Mother a nasty passive aggressive ***** who controls most the money and all the *** She must be smart and always right. She was only wrong once that was when she was right and thought she was wrong. Children must act like know it all adults god knows no one else does. important notes the laugh machine must be packed with Energizer batteries. if they fail then the viewers at home will find out no one else is laughing either. Authors note This carefully scripted hit plot for sitcom copyrighted by Jude Kyrie. I do not want to see this on the network without my One million Dollar   per episode stipend. cc my lawyers Dewey Screwem and Howe
Continue reading...
73
That day, you caught my eye Looking for a reason why One day, I saw you laugh That makin' me fall in love Today, you're the cause of my euphoria You make me begin to feel this way You're everything I wanted and more You're the one I'm praying for Hoping that I'll be your girl But maybe not today Even I will wait you forever Nothing else matter It'll help me to feel better To live in your melody Like an energizer of my body I will dance every beat you make Slay it, like a piece of cake I will sing every song you sing In every word make it shinning Even I'm not with you from the start Your music make us unite like an art Supporting you is just a part Even our distance far apart I will love you until the last beat of my heart
0
Sep 1, 2019
Sep 1, 2019 at 10:14 AM UTC
Not Today
Is what I feel on my tongue Every time I attempt To utter a phrase In a futile direction My rationality Cannot cope with pointlessness But like an unstoppable Energizer bunny I go ahead despite it all Smileless
0
Apr 26, 2017
Apr 26, 2017 at 12:18 PM UTC
Bad taste
I lie awake my thoughts are racing. In the hallways of my mind I hear echoes of their pacing. Pitter patter what’s the matter. My mind rewinds the previous days chatter. Shoulda, woulda, coulda. **** My minds like the Energizer Bunny it never quits.
0
Aug 17, 2019
Aug 17, 2019 at 11:33 AM UTC
Staring at the Ceiling
A Buster is busted. Figuratively. Mayhap way he speak. Not just slow Cuz he got flow Figured out the Hustle Keeps on and on and on and... (An Energizer rabbit's foot.) "Yo! This Life is Broke!" (Swisher Blunts stunted Swoosh!) Busters Is Busted. Vigorously.     (Or rock-steady kool). Tommy-guns, Polish (Head like a hole...) Our whips. Our babies. Our Peeps The War / The Streets The Word  itself, asleep... Sweet Tea at the ready They're thirsty in CHi-Raq.
0
Jan 17, 2017
Jan 17, 2017 at 7:35 PM UTC
CHi-Raq
My energy drains itself even though I'm solar powered My smile shines brighter than the sun to cover up my darkest hours I'm not depressed I'm just spaced out with all these planets in my orbit I can see my future going nowhere for eons and my body floating through an endless timeline so morbid So why am I still here? Thought by now I would've been deleted I'm like Naruto when all of his chakra's been depleted Only difference is I only have one source of energy Eating away at all my hopes and dreams and memories I think my existence has to do with one divine entity Someone who's been watching over me before I came into the 21st century And he's been a better friend than anyone's ever been to me Even when I felt like I was the Judas Iscariot to his Jesus Even when I was losing my faith and thought I was one of his least favorite believers But who'd guess that there'd be a paradise beyond the clouds called heaven Something I lived in almost fourteen years ago when I was seven But not to mention, I'll be legal in less than a month in other places Yet I've been holding this application and didn't sign up for any races It's a little complicated but I'm no good with explanations So I say good things come to those who wait and have patience Just a daily thought nonetheless, a sermon who's message stays on repeat It helped me build a foundation, a platform stronger than concrete I was depleted one time too many now I'm no longer obsolete I can hare my Energizer charge up now my energy will never deplete
0
Mar 24, 2020
Mar 24, 2020 at 4:19 AM UTC
Depleted
My energy drains itself even though I'm solar powered My smile shines brighter than the sun to cover up my darkest hours I'm not depressed I'm just spaced out with all these planets in my orbit I can see my future going nowhere for eons and my body floating through an endless timeline so morbid So why am I still here? Thought by now I would've been deleted I'm like Naruto when all of his chakra's been depleted Only difference is I only have one source of energy Eating away at all my hopes and dreams and memories I think my existence has to do with one divine entity Someone who's been watching over me before I came into the 21st century And he's been a better friend than anyone's ever been to me Even when I felt like I was the Judas Iscariot to his Jesus Even when I was losing my faith and thought I was one of his least favorite believers But who'd guess that there'd be a paradise beyond the clouds called heaven Something I lived in almost fourteen years ago when I was seven But not to mention, I'll be legal in less than a month in other places Yet I've been holding this application and didn't sign up for any races It's a little complicated but I'm no good with explanations So I say good things come to those who wait and have patience Just a daily thought nonetheless, a sermon who's message stays on repeat It helped me build a foundation, a platform stronger than concrete I was depleted one time too many now I'm no longer obsolete I can hare my Energizer charge up now my energy will never deplete
Continue reading...
23