I AM A LITTLE BABY YOUNG DUDE, THEY SAY I AM A BIG YOUNG DUDE MATE
I AM SAYING, CAUSE I AM NOT EQUIPPED TO BE A BIG YOUNG DUDE
I KNOW I SAID I WAS A BIG YOUNG DUDE
BUT THAT IS WHEN I FELT NEEDED AT THE RAINBOW
ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE, I WAS A LITTLE YOUNG DUDE, MATE
WHO WAS KIDNAPPED 3 TIMES BEFORE I WAS BORN
YA SEE THE WITCH DOCTOR STRAPPED TO A CHAIR, AND
I TELL THIS VOICE DON’T HASSLE ME, I AM A LITTLE YOUNG DUDE
AND THE WITCH DOCTOR, YOUR A BIG YOUNG DUDE, MATE
BUT MY MATE WANTS ME, TO BE A LITTLE YOUNG DUDE
BUT THE WITCH DOCTOR SAID FINE, TED BUNDY GRAB BRIAN AND BRENDAN
FROM THE WORLD, AND KEEP THEM *******, OR MAKE BRENDAN KID LEGS SHOW
TO SAY, YOU AIN’T A KID NO MORE, AND THEN MAKE BRIAN GRAB BRENDAN
AND IMPLY IT’S BETTER TO TIE HIM UP
AND I SAID, I AM KIDNAPPED BY TED BUNDY’S GHOST
I AM A LITTLE YOUNG DUDE, AND I SAID KIDS LIKE BRENDAN GET KIDNAPPED
LITTLE YOUNG DUDES, LIKE YA MATE GETS MUGGED
YOU GET TAKEN HOSTAGE BY THE GHOSTS OF TED BUNDY AND ED GEIN
AND I SCREAMED AND THE WITCH DOCTOR FORCED ME TO SAY
THAT I LIKE YOUNG DUDES ESPECIALLY ON TOAST
AND THEN STARTED SINGING A PILE OF JINGLES, LIKE
KIDNAP BRIAN AND KIDNAP BRENDAN, KEEP BRIAN AND BRENDAN IN OUR CAGES
KIDNAP BRIAN AND KIDNAP BRENDAN, KEEP BRIAN AND BRENDANH ******* TIGHTLY
AND A FREE RANGE VERSION OF THE DOSEY DOH, OH SAY DO, DON’T SAY NO
PLEASE KIDNAP MARK MARLOR, AND THEN I SANG EVIL TUNES ABOUT
MY NIECES, WHICH, I WISHED KIDNAPPING UPON THEM
LIKE KIDNAP CAITLIN KIDNAP CAITLIN SUSAN TOO SUSAN TOO
KIDNAP MY LITTLE NIECE CAITLIN, AND KEEP THEM BOTH *******
I AM NOT A PHEADPHILE, I DON’T WANT THESE VOICES, IT JUST CAME
AS I WAS BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP BY A DISABLED **** AT LEAD
I PREFER TO BE SINGLE, RATHER THAN **** THE UNDERAGE
I DISAGREE WITH MEN LIKE MY PAST, THAT ISN’T ME AT ALL
I LIKE TO BE COOL, YA SEE, I HATED WHEN MY FRIEND SAID GO AWAY
WHEN I WATCHED HER PLAY BOWLING, AND MARK WAS A TYPICAL GUY
AND THEN I WAS GETTING MY HORMONES GOING CRAZY
I AM NOT OR A PHEDAPHILE, I AM NORMAL, YOU SEE
I GOT HYPED UP ON THESE CRAZY VOICES WHEN I WAS WORRIED
MARK MARLOR WAS TREATED LIKE ME, WHEN HE STICKY TAPED HIS NICE KID
IT HYPED UP THE CRAZY CHARNWOOD AXE MURDERER, WHICH DOESN’T EXIST
SOME GUY GRABBED MY LEGS, BUT I GOT AWAY, ONE CHOIRBOYS CONCERT AT THE CHARNWOOD INN
AND THAT VOICE LEFT ME, BUT IN 2004, MARK MARLOR WAS KIDNAPPED BY THE SAME PERSON
I LIKED MARK, HE WAS FUCKEN RAD, AND I LIKE BRENDAN I WAS FUCKEN SICK
I LIKED PLAYING WITH MY NIECES, BUT I HAVE TO GROW UP
AND I WANT THE RETARDS OUT OF MY BRAIN, CAUSE I AM NICNAMED BRAINS ALLAN BROWN
TRIPLE B, IS MY NAME, PARTYING IS MY GAME
NOT 2 YEAR OLD PARTIES, TO, US ADULTS, ARE PRETTY LAME
MY DAD READ, THE STORY ABOUT KIDNAPPING MY NIECES, BUT HE WAS AN OLD FOGIE
BECAUSE, I WAS TRYING TO WRITE IT OUT OF ME, LIKE A COOL PERSON
DAD IS SOON TO BE, DAVID AND LISA’S CHILD, BROTHER OF LEO AND OTHER TWIN
GRANDCHILD OF JIMMY BARNES
DAD IS SAYING YOUR LIKE ME AND MUMMY BRIAN
CAUSE, I HAVEN’T GOT A JOB, AND I RECKON MY STUFF CAN BE WORTH A LOT OF MONEY
KEEP THIS OFF MY FAMILY, THEY WILL ONLY WORRY ABOUT ME
I WANT A BETTER LIFE, BUT WHEN I AM READY, I AM WORKING ON MY CHARACTERS
WHEN I GO FOR A WALK, I HEAR PEOPLE SAY, ABOUT ME
WHAT IS THIS ****** DOING, WHY ISN’T HE GOING HOME
I NEEDED TO REST, AND EAT MY GRAPES FOR MY DINNER
KIDNAPPING ISN’T PART OF MY WORLD ANYMORE
I DON’T HAVE ***, CAUSE I LOVE BABIES
I CAN’T ENJOY THE OTHER *** FOR PLEASURE
AND MY HORMONES ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY, DUDES
AS I HEAR MY MATE, SAYING, YOUR STILL GETTING TEASED, BUDDY BOY SONNY JIM
I SAID I AM A LITTLE YOUNG DUDE, AND HE SAID YOUR A BIG YOUNG DUDE MATE
CAUSE LITTLE YOUNG DUDES GET GRABBED, SO I SAID
I AM A BIG YOUNG DUDE, BIGGEST YOUNG DUDE AROUND
BIGGEST YOUNG DUDE, THAT YOU HAVE EVER SEEN
I PLAYED FOOTBALL, AND I INSPIRED BURKE AND WILLS
AND TEN PIN BOWLING I AM ****** GREAT
I AM A BIG YOUNG DUDE, BIGGEST YOUNG DUDE AROUND
THE BIGGEST YOUNG DUDE AROUND OH YEAH
I WAS READING LITTERATURE IN 100 YEARS WAR
AND KIDNAPPED BY A TERRORIST TRYING TO **** MY *****
AND I PREFER TO ERECTED ***** FROM BEAUTIFUL **** WOMEN
RATHER THAN MEN OR KIDS, PLEASE LEAVE US LITTLE YOUNG DUDES ALONE