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Three Minute Warning A messenger delivers A three minute warning As I lay in bed at 10:30 am (Resting in preparation for, not from, our oops, early morning hike). Breakfast will be ready in 3, Get your **** in gear or else It will be cold, I'll be mad, And you will answer to a Higher Authority. No problem cause I already know All I need is two. Splash water on my face Now I'm presentable enough to the human race, current company probably won't be happy, But I ain't telling her, are you? Shave! You crazed? It is a three day weekend, Every day a July Fourth, Celebrating freedom from the European tyranny, Of shaving smooth  every day! Splash water on my head, count with me, Five brush strokes as you can plainly see Is a classic case of overcompensating In my geling n' hair stylin' Brush my teeth, well, I hope 2 full minutes of rinsing with  CVS Green stuff, mouthwash, will have to suffice. Blast my deodorant both sides, Long and strong, wearin' now My bold blue *** husk of musk, Cause I am a very considerate fellow Who happens to really have stunk. Clean T- shirt and shorts, Yes, clean underwear too, Leaves me a whole minute to write this scribble. My flip flop noises coming down the hallway, Are the butler announcing our joint arrival, Me and my poem. Lest you think this is paean to men Another grand male boast, Be advised this ditty be writty By a man who, while no longer gritty, Just put jelly on his scrambled eggs And ketchup on his toast! Mmmmmmm there might be a poem Lurking in that too...
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May 27, 2013
May 27, 2013 at 11:50 AM UTC
Three Minute Warning (A True Story)
Three Minute Warning A messenger delivers A three minute warning As I lay in bed at 10:30 am (Resting in preparation for, not from, our oops, early morning hike). Breakfast will be ready in 3, Get your **** in gear or else It will be cold, I'll be mad, And you will answer to a Higher Authority. No problem cause I already know All I need is two. Splash water on my face Now I'm presentable enough to the human race, current company probably won't be happy, But I ain't telling her, are you? Shave! You crazed? It is a three day weekend, Every day a July Fourth, Celebrating freedom from the European tyranny, Of shaving smooth  every day! Splash water on my head, count with me, Five brush strokes as you can plainly see Is a classic case of overcompensating In my geling n' hair stylin' Brush my teeth, well, I hope 2 full minutes of rinsing with  CVS Green stuff, mouthwash, will have to suffice. Blast my deodorant both sides, Long and strong, wearin' now My bold blue *** husk of musk, Cause I am a very considerate fellow Who happens to really have stunk. Clean T- shirt and shorts, Yes, clean underwear too, Leaves me a whole minute to write this scribble. My flip flop noises coming down the hallway, Are the butler announcing our joint arrival, Me and my poem. Lest you think this is paean to men Another grand male boast, Be advised this ditty be writty By a man who, while no longer gritty, Just put jelly on his scrambled eggs And ketchup on his toast! Mmmmmmm there might be a poem Lurking in that too...
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"sly wordplay, it glows, feels like a shimmering address, half warning and half blessing, really alive with cadence" read Kiki Dresden poetry^ once more into the sea trench divide, I dive to devise, Your provoking comment, demands my full attention, you divert me from struggling with ginger & clay, a contra concept that molds and enflames, yet strikes overtly sweet, it does not come so easy as this playful notion But your words deserve the attention immédiate atenção imediata that births this script, tumbling forth in an instantly instantaneously me student, you mistress~master, schooling me on sublimity subliminal, capturing the capering stylistic that bursts forth from within, that my fingertips provide, while my brain connives & connivers continuously you overlay analytics that never are to me revealed, the what and wherefore of the whom hiding within of the im~perpetuity impish essence of i m p ishness by charmingly doing me, not once, but many times better here a spillage: an observational ditty, dressed in a tux, most formally, to render the greatest wordplay ever invented t, the uniqueness of a simple thank you my favorite poem a forever for ever, the song that plys and plays me in the me so often, the linguists have banned the word repeatedly from my lexicon so in its stead, this all-in-one mighty steed (verb phrase, a noun, or an adjective depending on its usage) this phatic expression, here disguised in Portuguese, muito obrigado! muito obrigado! muito obrigado!                                                                     nml 5:39am nyc 10/4, 10/4
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Oct 4, 2025
Oct 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM UTC
Love of Wordplay for Kiki Dresden
"sly wordplay, it glows, feels like a shimmering address, half warning and half blessing, really alive with cadence" read Kiki Dresden poetry^ once more into the sea trench divide, I dive to devise, Your provoking comment, demands my full attention, you divert me from struggling with ginger & clay, a contra concept that molds and enflames, yet strikes overtly sweet, it does not come so easy as this playful notion But your words deserve the attention immédiate atenção imediata that births this script, tumbling forth in an instantly instantaneously me student, you mistress~master, schooling me on sublimity subliminal, capturing the capering stylistic that bursts forth from within, that my fingertips provide, while my brain connives & connivers continuously you overlay analytics that never are to me revealed, the what and wherefore of the whom hiding within of the im~perpetuity impish essence of i m p ishness by charmingly doing me, not once, but many times better here a spillage: an observational ditty, dressed in a tux, most formally, to render the greatest wordplay ever invented t, the uniqueness of a simple thank you my favorite poem a forever for ever, the song that plys and plays me in the me so often, the linguists have banned the word repeatedly from my lexicon so in its stead, this all-in-one mighty steed (verb phrase, a noun, or an adjective depending on its usage) this phatic expression, here disguised in Portuguese, muito obrigado! muito obrigado! muito obrigado!                                                                     nml 5:39am nyc 10/4, 10/4
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Choosing a series a words for a ditty, Those we first pluck a few at a time. For readers it will, at first, seem so pretty When they detect that rhythm and rhyme. But soon, I suggest, it becomes such a chore, When words strung together do pose An oft-trodden pattern or insipid score That bounces and sings as it goes. The message conveyed in this rigid frame, Is lesser I fear than than when we escape From words chosen for just ending the same Or some fortuitous fit to that shape. So I tend to lean towards using blank form, For verses I build by the letter, And chose the words that I feel will conform To that which my heart says are better.
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Aug 18, 2013
Aug 18, 2013 at 11:31 AM UTC
Sarcastic Pentameter
I. Hear the sledges with the bells— Silver bells! What a world of merriment their melody foretells! How they ****** ****** ****** In their icy air of night! While the stars, that oversprinkle All the heavens, seem to twinkle With a crystalline delight; Keeping time, time, time, In a sort of Runic rhyme, To the tintinnabulation that so musically wells From the bells, bells, bells, bells, Bells, bells, bells— From the jingling and the tinkling of the bells. II. Hear the mellow wedding bells, Golden bells! What a world of happiness their harmony foretells! Through the balmy air of night How they ring out their delight! From the molten golden-notes, And all in tune, What a liquid ditty floats To the turtle-dove that listens, while she gloats On the moon! Oh, from out the sounding cells, What a gush of euphony voluminously wells! How it swells! How it dwells On the future! how it tells Of the rapture that impels To the swinging and the ringing Of the bells, bells, bells, Of the bells, bells, bells, bells, Bells, bells, bells— To the rhyming and the chiming of the bells! III. Hear the loud alarum bells— Brazen bells! What a tale of terror now their turbulency tells! In the startled ear of night How they scream out their affright! Too much horrified to speak, They can only shriek, shriek, Out of tune, In a clamorous appealing to the mercy of the fire, In a mad expostulation with the deaf and frantic fire Leaping higher, higher, higher, With a desperate desire, And a resolute endeavor Now—now to sit or never, By the side of the pale-faced moon. Oh, the bells, bells, bells! What a tale their terror tells Of Despair! How they clang, and clash, and roar! What a horror they outpour On the ***** of the palpitating air! Yet the ear it fully knows, By the twanging, And the clanging, How the danger ebbs and flows; Yet the ear distinctly tells, In the jangling, And the wrangling, How the danger sinks and swells, By the sinking or the swelling in the anger of the bells— Of the bells— Of the bells, bells, bells, bells, Bells, bells, bells— In the clamor and the clangor of the bells! IV. Hear the tolling of the bells— Iron bells! What a world of solemn thought their monody compels! In the silence of the night, How we shiver with affright At the melancholy menace of their tone! For every sound that floats From the rust within their throats Is a groan. And the people—ah, the people— They that dwell up in the steeple. All alone, And who toiling, toiling, toiling, In that muffled monotone, Feel a glory in so rolling On the human heart a stone— They are neither man nor woman— They are neither brute nor human— They are Ghouls: And their king it is who tolls; And he rolls, rolls, rolls, Rolls A paean from the bells! And his merry ***** swells With the paean of the bells! And he dances, and he yells; Keeping time, time, time, In a sort of Runic rhyme, To the paean of the bells— Of the bells: Keeping time, time, time, In a sort of Runic rhyme, To the throbbing of the bells— Of the bells, bells, bells— To the sobbing of the bells; Keeping time, time, time, As he knells, knells, knells, In a happy Runic rhyme, To the rolling of the bells— Of the bells, bells, bells— To the tolling of the bells, Of the bells, bells, bells, bells, Bells, bells, bells— To the moaning and the groaning of the bells.
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The Bells
I. Hear the sledges with the bells— Silver bells! What a world of merriment their melody foretells! How they ****** ****** ****** In their icy air of night! While the stars, that oversprinkle All the heavens, seem to twinkle With a crystalline delight; Keeping time, time, time, In a sort of Runic rhyme, To the tintinnabulation that so musically wells From the bells, bells, bells, bells, Bells, bells, bells— From the jingling and the tinkling of the bells. II. Hear the mellow wedding bells, Golden bells! What a world of happiness their harmony foretells! Through the balmy air of night How they ring out their delight! From the molten golden-notes, And all in tune, What a liquid ditty floats To the turtle-dove that listens, while she gloats On the moon! Oh, from out the sounding cells, What a gush of euphony voluminously wells! How it swells! How it dwells On the future! how it tells Of the rapture that impels To the swinging and the ringing Of the bells, bells, bells, Of the bells, bells, bells, bells, Bells, bells, bells— To the rhyming and the chiming of the bells! III. Hear the loud alarum bells— Brazen bells! What a tale of terror now their turbulency tells! In the startled ear of night How they scream out their affright! Too much horrified to speak, They can only shriek, shriek, Out of tune, In a clamorous appealing to the mercy of the fire, In a mad expostulation with the deaf and frantic fire Leaping higher, higher, higher, With a desperate desire, And a resolute endeavor Now—now to sit or never, By the side of the pale-faced moon. Oh, the bells, bells, bells! What a tale their terror tells Of Despair! How they clang, and clash, and roar! What a horror they outpour On the ***** of the palpitating air! Yet the ear it fully knows, By the twanging, And the clanging, How the danger ebbs and flows; Yet the ear distinctly tells, In the jangling, And the wrangling, How the danger sinks and swells, By the sinking or the swelling in the anger of the bells— Of the bells— Of the bells, bells, bells, bells, Bells, bells, bells— In the clamor and the clangor of the bells! IV. Hear the tolling of the bells— Iron bells! What a world of solemn thought their monody compels! In the silence of the night, How we shiver with affright At the melancholy menace of their tone! For every sound that floats From the rust within their throats Is a groan. And the people—ah, the people— They that dwell up in the steeple. All alone, And who toiling, toiling, toiling, In that muffled monotone, Feel a glory in so rolling On the human heart a stone— They are neither man nor woman— They are neither brute nor human— They are Ghouls: And their king it is who tolls; And he rolls, rolls, rolls, Rolls A paean from the bells! And his merry ***** swells With the paean of the bells! And he dances, and he yells; Keeping time, time, time, In a sort of Runic rhyme, To the paean of the bells— Of the bells: Keeping time, time, time, In a sort of Runic rhyme, To the throbbing of the bells— Of the bells, bells, bells— To the sobbing of the bells; Keeping time, time, time, As he knells, knells, knells, In a happy Runic rhyme, To the rolling of the bells— Of the bells, bells, bells— To the tolling of the bells, Of the bells, bells, bells, bells, Bells, bells, bells— To the moaning and the groaning of the bells.
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Love and the gentle heart are one same thing, Even as the wise man in his ditty saith. Each, of itself, would be such life in death As rational soul bereft of reasoning. 'Tis Nature makes them when she loves: a king Love is, whose palace where he sojourneth Is call'd the Heart; there draws he quiet breath At first, with brief or longer slumbering. Then beauty seen in virtuous womankind Will make the eyes desire, and through the heart Send the desiring of the eyes again; Where often it abides so long enshrined That Love at length out of his sleep will start. And women feel the same for worthy men.
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Sonnet: Love and the Gentle
greyhound station quarter to three am in the rain she is sitting on the bags playing a vampire movie on the kindle the screen lights her up as she leans in close for the big wedding scene run my hand along her dreadlocks stopping to eye a new bead thats her...a new little treasure for my heart each day she leans on my shoulder as we sit in the very back of the bus bare to the warm night air while dave matthew's sings to us a little ditty from his long ago has such a style don't he she whispers a kiss onto my cheek slips into dreamin miles run past breathlessly just an ebb and flow of u-gas and jiffy **** just a parade of kids playing by an endless river right outside this dim window shes sleepin softly i'm so awake to how i feel to how much she means to me where ya going mister where ya headed i point ..."thata way to the bright future" so full of promise so full of joys with her at my side i can do anything with her i am superman
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Sep 13, 2014
Sep 13, 2014 at 8:08 AM UTC
superman's wife
Here's a little something to make you feel good A little ditty to brighten your day A poem to let you know that your not alone Come what will...Come what may Here's a little invite to the morning Something in which to start up your day If you could RSVP that we can expect your company Then we'll be on our way Here's a little tune that we can hum to In perfect harmony Finding what's right in life, setting all else aside Will be the song we sing Here's a little moment to make it all happen The perfect amount of right in the frame of mind We'll find what we're hoping for, life's open door As we step inside To share that little something to make us feel good To help send us all along our way This simple poem to let us know, we are not alone On this day we will call today
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Mar 25, 2014
Mar 25, 2014 at 7:48 AM UTC
A Feel Good Poem
1373 The worthlessness of Earthly things The Ditty is that Nature Sings— And then—enforces their delight Till Synods are inordinate—
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The worthlessness of Earthly things
The birthday song is not a song it's not even a small ditty As it is only four lines long it's really rather ****** There isn't a good chorus so isn't that a pity A catchy tune it has not got and the lyrics are not witty This song's lyrics are so short and there all the ****** same Apart from the 3rd line down when you substitute a name Okay you say "Dear" instead of "To", but its still a basic frame So this is not a song at all so why has it got the fame It's no wonder people alter the words with monkeys in the zoo And looking like these critters and smelling like them too Or changed to bread and butter in the gutter or squashed tomatoes and stew Because the song is so boring so what else can you do Who the hell wrote this song was it someone who's autistic Come on now lets be frank and a bit more realistic If I where to write this song producers would go ballistic I'd get thrown out of the biz and become a lost statistic Just because it's your birthday I'm not singing about happy People are compelled to sing when really its just ****** It's not the best song in the world I don't want to sound so snappy The birthday song is full of crap just like a soiled ***** It's like we are pre programmed even Marilyn Monroe To sing the ****** birthday song just for ****** show But honestly this song is crap and it can surely go And we can stop with the pretence and cease going with the flow When your birthday does arrive and your expecting a big day The time will come when you know your ears are going to pay Cos someone's bound to start it with or without your say Why does it have to be sung does it have to be this way Singing the birthday song should not be a life compulsion Don't succumb to the trend and quash your minds impulsion   Stamp down on the process and enforce a song expulsion Do away with this song and all of its revulsion The birthday song is not a song when it's sixteen words long Half of them are happy birthday that doesn't constitute a song The wording is so ****** thin as thin as a snapped thong And the musical arrangement isn't even strong People should not sing this song not even a small bit Why is it classed as a song we should stop singing it Most of the words are the same and there is a lack of wit So don't sing the birthday song cos it's not a song it's ****
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Jan 11, 2018
Jan 11, 2018 at 8:14 AM UTC
The Birthday Song Is Not A Song
The birthday song is not a song it's not even a small ditty As it is only four lines long it's really rather ****** There isn't a good chorus so isn't that a pity A catchy tune it has not got and the lyrics are not witty This song's lyrics are so short and there all the ****** same Apart from the 3rd line down when you substitute a name Okay you say "Dear" instead of "To", but its still a basic frame So this is not a song at all so why has it got the fame It's no wonder people alter the words with monkeys in the zoo And looking like these critters and smelling like them too Or changed to bread and butter in the gutter or squashed tomatoes and stew Because the song is so boring so what else can you do Who the hell wrote this song was it someone who's autistic Come on now lets be frank and a bit more realistic If I where to write this song producers would go ballistic I'd get thrown out of the biz and become a lost statistic Just because it's your birthday I'm not singing about happy People are compelled to sing when really its just ****** It's not the best song in the world I don't want to sound so snappy The birthday song is full of crap just like a soiled ***** It's like we are pre programmed even Marilyn Monroe To sing the ****** birthday song just for ****** show But honestly this song is crap and it can surely go And we can stop with the pretence and cease going with the flow When your birthday does arrive and your expecting a big day The time will come when you know your ears are going to pay Cos someone's bound to start it with or without your say Why does it have to be sung does it have to be this way Singing the birthday song should not be a life compulsion Don't succumb to the trend and quash your minds impulsion   Stamp down on the process and enforce a song expulsion Do away with this song and all of its revulsion The birthday song is not a song when it's sixteen words long Half of them are happy birthday that doesn't constitute a song The wording is so ****** thin as thin as a snapped thong And the musical arrangement isn't even strong People should not sing this song not even a small bit Why is it classed as a song we should stop singing it Most of the words are the same and there is a lack of wit So don't sing the birthday song cos it's not a song it's ****
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In praise of Eliza, Queen of the Shepherds See where she sits upon the grassie greene, (O seemely sight!) Yclad in Scarlot, like a mayden Queene, And ermines white: Upon her head a Cremosin coronet With Damaske roses and Daffadillies set: Bay leaves betweene, And primroses greene, Embellish the sweete Violet. Tell me, have ye seene her angelick face Like Phoebe fayre? Her heavenly haveour, her princely grace, Can you well compare? The Redde rose medled with the White yfere, In either cheeke depeincten lively chere: Her modest eye, Her Majestie, Where have you seene the like but there? I see Calliope speede her to the place, Where my Goddesse shines; And after her the other Muses trace With their Violines. Bene they not Bay braunches which they do beare, All for Elisa in her hand to weare? So sweetely they play, And sing all the way, That it a heaven is to heare. Lo, how finely the Graces can it foote To the Instrument: They dauncen deffly, and singen soote, In their meriment. Wants not a fourth Grace to make the daunce even? Let that rowme to my Lady be yeven. She shal be a Grace, To fyll the fourth place, And reigne with the rest in heaven. Bring hether the Pincke and purple Cullambine, With Gelliflowres; Bring Coronations, and Sops-in-wine Worne of Paramoures: Strowe me the ground with Daffadowndillies, And Cowslips, and Kingcups, and lovèd Lillies: The pretie Pawnce, And the Chevisaunce, Shall match with the fayre flowre Delice. Now ryse up, Elisa, deckèd as thou art In royall aray; And now ye daintie Damsells may depart Eche one her way. I feare I have troubled your troupes to longe: Let dame Elisa thanke you for her song: And if you come hether When Damsines I gether, I will part them all you among.
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A Ditty
In praise of Eliza, Queen of the Shepherds See where she sits upon the grassie greene, (O seemely sight!) Yclad in Scarlot, like a mayden Queene, And ermines white: Upon her head a Cremosin coronet With Damaske roses and Daffadillies set: Bay leaves betweene, And primroses greene, Embellish the sweete Violet. Tell me, have ye seene her angelick face Like Phoebe fayre? Her heavenly haveour, her princely grace, Can you well compare? The Redde rose medled with the White yfere, In either cheeke depeincten lively chere: Her modest eye, Her Majestie, Where have you seene the like but there? I see Calliope speede her to the place, Where my Goddesse shines; And after her the other Muses trace With their Violines. Bene they not Bay braunches which they do beare, All for Elisa in her hand to weare? So sweetely they play, And sing all the way, That it a heaven is to heare. Lo, how finely the Graces can it foote To the Instrument: They dauncen deffly, and singen soote, In their meriment. Wants not a fourth Grace to make the daunce even? Let that rowme to my Lady be yeven. She shal be a Grace, To fyll the fourth place, And reigne with the rest in heaven. Bring hether the Pincke and purple Cullambine, With Gelliflowres; Bring Coronations, and Sops-in-wine Worne of Paramoures: Strowe me the ground with Daffadowndillies, And Cowslips, and Kingcups, and lovèd Lillies: The pretie Pawnce, And the Chevisaunce, Shall match with the fayre flowre Delice. Now ryse up, Elisa, deckèd as thou art In royall aray; And now ye daintie Damsells may depart Eche one her way. I feare I have troubled your troupes to longe: Let dame Elisa thanke you for her song: And if you come hether When Damsines I gether, I will part them all you among.
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23 I had a guinea golden— I lost it in the sand— And tho’ the sum was simple And pounds were in the land— Still, had it such a value Unto my frugal eye— That when I could not find it— I sat me down to sigh. I had a crimson Robin— Who sang full many a day But when the woods were painted, He, too, did fly away— Time brought me other Robins— Their ballads were the same— Still, for my missing Troubador I kept the “house at hame.” I had a star in heaven— One “Pleiad” was its name— And when I was not heeding, It wandered from the same. And tho’ the skies are crowded— And all the night ashine— I do not care about it— Since none of them are mine. My story has a moral— I have a missing friend— “Pleiad” its name, and Robin, And guinea in the sand. And when this mournful ditty Accompanied with tear— Shall meet the eye of traitor In country far from here— Grant that repentance solemn May seize upon his mind— And he no consolation Beneath the sun may find.
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I had a guinea golden
I sit and watch a camel train go by and as it limps across the pale blue sky,shrouded in the clouds,I wonder if I could get upon a camels back and track along,could I learn the camel drover’s song? A ditty,not so pretty,more a humpalong than any song I’ve ever heard with words that I can’t understand,though familiar in the camels land up in the sky, Where I watch them going by. Hip ,hop, clop, clump being a camel gives me the hump,how I wish to be a fish deep in the sea,like a whale. I like a scale,a doh, ray, me,as far as I can see I’ll be a camel all my days and wander through a desert haze but my gaze is fixed as I roam free, on a cool and clear deep ocean sea. Once, I was a little thing until I grew and learnt to sing and now I don’t know anything,except I want to be free,a fish in the sea,won’t some kind body please untie me,slip the noose and then un-sky me,set me on the coastal road,with my hump,without my load and let me smell the ocean breeze and slip into those lovely seas. I want to be free and this you can see,before the clouds all break apart and with them goes my breaking heart and you could at least pretend to start to set me free.
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Sep 16, 2013
Sep 16, 2013 at 6:11 AM UTC
Camel life
What kind of Animal(goes woof,woof) When we were growing up, I bet all of us had a favorite TV show, and one of the things these shows for younger kids had I know, was a song of some sort that would make us laugh and smile, It was always some silly little ditty, just think back a while, you had the Flintstones with their Yabba dabba doo, Captain Kangaroo and Mr Greenjeans and Mr Clock too, now I don't know all the shows, or the songs that you sang, just trying to make you think, make a bell go clang, my favorite was from the Howdy Doody show, guess that makes me really old I know, they would sing this song about animals, for little tykes, 1st grade, trying to identify, by the sounds that they made, like the title of this poem What kind of animal goes, woof woof, the kids would respond a dog of course, you goof, and on and on through all of the chickens and ducks, bet the smile on your face is worth a thousand bucks. Gomer Lepoet...
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Apr 7, 2010
Apr 7, 2010 at 1:06 PM UTC
What kind of Animal(goes woof,woof)
‘Tis the eyes of the Lobster: all beady and black Little black pearls; but luster they lack They stare and stare with nary a blink. And heavens to Betsy if you know what they think! With pinchers and crushers and blood of blue I’m not so sure I’d want one in my stew! The new year dawns and here am I Writing of lobsters and I’m not sure why! Oh, but I jest and of course I do! ‘Twas a bet! I lost! And now pay my due. Sincere apologies to those who read. I know it’s rough. I must complete this deed.           I hope this ditty; whatever it be           Fits the bill and you’re more than pleased, --!*
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Sep 24, 2012
Sep 24, 2012 at 9:40 AM UTC
'Tis the Eyes of the Lobster
to a friend No! those days are gone away And their hours are old and gray, And their minutes buried all Under the down-trodden pall Of the leaves of many years: Many times have winter's shears, Frozen North, and chilling East, Sounded tempests to the feast Of the forest's whispering fleeces, Since men knew nor rent nor leases. No, the bugle sounds no more, And the twanging bow no more; Silent is the ivory shrill Past the heath and up the hill; There is no mid-forest laugh, Where lone Echo gives the half To some wight, amaz'd to hear Jesting, deep in forest drear. On the fairest time of June You may go, with sun or moon, Or the seven stars to light you, Or the polar ray to right you; But you never may behold Little John, or Robin bold; Never one, of all the clan, Thrumming on an empty can Some old hunting ditty, while He doth his green way beguile To fair hostess Merriment, Down beside the pasture Trent; For he left the merry tale Messenger for spicy ale. Gone, the merry morris din; Gone, the song of Gamelyn; Gone, the tough-belted outlaw Idling in the "grenè shawe"; All are gone away and past! And if Robin should be cast Sudden from his turfed grave, And if Marian should have Once again her forest days, She would weep, and he would craze: He would swear, for all his oaks, Fall'n beneath the dockyard strokes, Have rotted on the briny seas; She would weep that her wild bees Sang not to her--strange! that honey Can't be got without hard money! So it is: yet let us sing, Honour to the old bow-string! Honour to the bugle-horn! Honour to the woods unshorn! Honour to the Lincoln green! Honour to the archer keen! Honour to tight little John, And the horse he rode upon! Honour to bold Robin Hood, Sleeping in the underwood! Honour to maid Marian, And to all the Sherwood-clan! Though their days have hurried by Let us two a burden try.
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Robin Hood
to a friend No! those days are gone away And their hours are old and gray, And their minutes buried all Under the down-trodden pall Of the leaves of many years: Many times have winter's shears, Frozen North, and chilling East, Sounded tempests to the feast Of the forest's whispering fleeces, Since men knew nor rent nor leases. No, the bugle sounds no more, And the twanging bow no more; Silent is the ivory shrill Past the heath and up the hill; There is no mid-forest laugh, Where lone Echo gives the half To some wight, amaz'd to hear Jesting, deep in forest drear. On the fairest time of June You may go, with sun or moon, Or the seven stars to light you, Or the polar ray to right you; But you never may behold Little John, or Robin bold; Never one, of all the clan, Thrumming on an empty can Some old hunting ditty, while He doth his green way beguile To fair hostess Merriment, Down beside the pasture Trent; For he left the merry tale Messenger for spicy ale. Gone, the merry morris din; Gone, the song of Gamelyn; Gone, the tough-belted outlaw Idling in the "grenè shawe"; All are gone away and past! And if Robin should be cast Sudden from his turfed grave, And if Marian should have Once again her forest days, She would weep, and he would craze: He would swear, for all his oaks, Fall'n beneath the dockyard strokes, Have rotted on the briny seas; She would weep that her wild bees Sang not to her--strange! that honey Can't be got without hard money! So it is: yet let us sing, Honour to the old bow-string! Honour to the bugle-horn! Honour to the woods unshorn! Honour to the Lincoln green! Honour to the archer keen! Honour to tight little John, And the horse he rode upon! Honour to bold Robin Hood, Sleeping in the underwood! Honour to maid Marian, And to all the Sherwood-clan! Though their days have hurried by Let us two a burden try.
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"unconditional love dinner-dance" so names the advert for an evening of a big shot, posh charitable event, which the glossy Gatsby East Egg magazine implies, if you fail to attend said soirée, you nobody, will have no way to claim truly understanding the composition of an unconditional love dinner dance laugh internally, swirling, riffing on eat love pray, this ditty is what I instantaneously say... *what do these swells, with their self-appointed importance, know to probe/defame my claim, to this poem's title? these are the factors, the stepping stones from my minute to the minute next love am I not oathed, bound unconditionally by my very own name, which life bestowed upon me at birth, to compose of this love in every etching lineage, signed verse kissed upon our faces, then, as well, oh so well, so swell, to kiss our babies whose smooth skin has no familiarity with time and all my love all my love, uncritically makes no distinction dinner she loves me through the silence of my oohing and ahhing, these sounds, escaping willingly, unconditionally, as delight unconstrained at the delicate deliciousness her love has implanted in the dishes she preps, with which she preserves us dance she love to dine upon her laughter at my akimbo'd imitation of 'so idiot, you think you can dance' hip hop begging me between crinkling boisterous hardy laughter, please, not to hurt myself she, a Martha Graham educated, Argentine Tango ballet mistress, a life long dancer whose genes forbid her to pass by the sound of music without breaking out, breaking into dance, in perfect synchronicity to whatever the composer calls upon her, to present the music, to inform us, in body graphic form, unconditionally what they intended us to see within and between each note I need no tuxedo, no fancy dress, no permissions to comprehend the meaning, the actuality, the unconditionally of unconditional love dinner dance* I dine and dance with love daily, and yes, to be very sure, unconditionally for is there any other kind?
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Jul 31, 2016
Jul 31, 2016 at 12:10 PM UTC
unconditional love dinner dance
"unconditional love dinner-dance" so names the advert for an evening of a big shot, posh charitable event, which the glossy Gatsby East Egg magazine implies, if you fail to attend said soirée, you nobody, will have no way to claim truly understanding the composition of an unconditional love dinner dance laugh internally, swirling, riffing on eat love pray, this ditty is what I instantaneously say... *what do these swells, with their self-appointed importance, know to probe/defame my claim, to this poem's title? these are the factors, the stepping stones from my minute to the minute next love am I not oathed, bound unconditionally by my very own name, which life bestowed upon me at birth, to compose of this love in every etching lineage, signed verse kissed upon our faces, then, as well, oh so well, so swell, to kiss our babies whose smooth skin has no familiarity with time and all my love all my love, uncritically makes no distinction dinner she loves me through the silence of my oohing and ahhing, these sounds, escaping willingly, unconditionally, as delight unconstrained at the delicate deliciousness her love has implanted in the dishes she preps, with which she preserves us dance she love to dine upon her laughter at my akimbo'd imitation of 'so idiot, you think you can dance' hip hop begging me between crinkling boisterous hardy laughter, please, not to hurt myself she, a Martha Graham educated, Argentine Tango ballet mistress, a life long dancer whose genes forbid her to pass by the sound of music without breaking out, breaking into dance, in perfect synchronicity to whatever the composer calls upon her, to present the music, to inform us, in body graphic form, unconditionally what they intended us to see within and between each note I need no tuxedo, no fancy dress, no permissions to comprehend the meaning, the actuality, the unconditionally of unconditional love dinner dance* I dine and dance with love daily, and yes, to be very sure, unconditionally for is there any other kind?
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Lost your *** and spent your gold Drunk all night and you were told The Murphy girls have brothers ninefold... So, have you an inkling this mornin'? Don't say you had no warnin'! Gee those Murphy girls sure are pretty But now your listening to this "told ya so" ditty Got a bit fresh and way too giddy... So now your hurting this mornin' At least last night wasn't boring! So next year's the same when put'n on the green Remember the date it's March Seventeen Kathleen, Maureen, Colleen do preen... Just to count your gold in the mornin' So don't be a leprechaun hornin'
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Mar 17, 2016
Mar 17, 2016 at 1:40 PM UTC
Ditty For Daft Leprechauns
Rarely, rarely, comest thou, Spirit of Delight! Wherefore hast thou left me now Many a day and night? Many a weary night and day ’Tis since thou art fled away. How shall ever one like me Win thee back again? With the joyous and the free Thou wilt scoff at pain. Spirit false! thou hast forgot All but those who need thee not. As a lizard with the shade Of a trembling leaf, Thou with sorrow art dismayed; Even the sighs of grief Reproach thee, that thou art not near, And reproach thou wilt not hear. Let me set my mournful ditty To a merry measure; Thou wilt never come for pity, Thou wilt come for pleasure;— Pity then will cut away Those cruel wings, and thou wilt stay. I love all that thou lovest, Spirit of Delight! The fresh Earth in new leaves dressed, And the starry night; Autumn evening, and the morn When the golden mists are born. I love snow and all the forms Of the radiant frost; I love waves, and winds, and storms, Everything almost Which is Nature’s, and may be Untainted by man’s misery. I love tranquil solitude, And such society As is quiet, wise, and good:— Between thee and me What diff’rence? but thou dost possess The things I seek, not love them less. I love Love—though he has wings, And like light can flee, But above all other things, Spirit, I love thee— Thou art love and life! O come! Make once more my heart thy home!
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Invocation
Tribal maternal's terrace ***** by carnivorous shipmen Earth over ran By Marxist's and ditty wit's!!! Hold thine lingo Release thy spit Oh vertebrate of underworld grief... Tend to thine flock Cut thine beef, As in the cattle thou hath becometh... For the serum doth runneth Wherein thine swords becameth thy first choice.... Where is thy voice? God of technology Made science thy hobby Made gentlewoman thy footstool...... As thou hath runneth a muck And made thy queen thy second elect!!!! For I just bet That thineself shalt lose to all thy debts....
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Jun 24, 2015
Jun 24, 2015 at 5:03 PM UTC
Tribal maternal
Where it all started... https://hellopoetry.com/poem/2018179/only-a-dumbass-man-could-love-a-smartass-poodle/ <•> The Obvious Fact: Dogs Have Souls ******** poodle, of prior fame, suggests* "surely this ditty will trend before one reads to the very end" 1. as everyone loves dogs 2. especially smart poodles 3. who writes soulful poems really, here we are talking and you are gazing into my brown eyes adoringly, and you humans still debate if there is a god?"* and then dog yawned, a gigundo doggy yawn, which is a supernatural, miraculous biblical thing to behold <•> for no reason other than gravity man says, sometimes my earbuds fall out of my ears, without provocation, of their own accord, to remind that though they're in, the music isn't in, and neither am I anywhere real, concrete, existential, to be found which prompts a furious philosophical poodle to man discourse, as to my exact whereabouts badass poodle quotes Joan Baez (Diamonds and Rust): "My poetry was lousy you said," and to verify my geo-physical locus, and his opinion of the human's written hocus pocus poetry, gentle farts and adds, low growling, "there your are!" how I love that centered, down to earth, in my bed, in my heart dog <•> "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action." Goldfinger a favorite phrase from a movie of one's youth. that rises to the surface, when smartass-u-know-who reads my weak human mind and yes, farts twice more, adding poetically: *"the best things in life always come in threes, her, me, and you"* "glad to be included," I replied, to which he licked his privates publicly, adding lowly,   *"every smart poodle need a leashed human, as if any self-respecting poodl could or would type their own poems, who's the *** now!"* and we got up, got the leash (for human to carry) put our earbuds in, went for a sunrise sniff-walk-and-compose on the beach the two ********** arguing which Pandora station to turn on, two only love poets, both thinking of their shared her finally, compromising, in tail wagging agreement on, The Righteous Brothers <•> p.s. lol, only a ******* man could love a ******** poodle.   ~ 8:33am 8/11/17
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Aug 11, 2017
Aug 11, 2017 at 6:32 PM UTC
The Obvious Fact: Dogs Have Souls (Love Poems by a ******** Poodle Poet)
Where it all started... https://hellopoetry.com/poem/2018179/only-a-dumbass-man-could-love-a-smartass-poodle/ <•> The Obvious Fact: Dogs Have Souls ******** poodle, of prior fame, suggests* "surely this ditty will trend before one reads to the very end" 1. as everyone loves dogs 2. especially smart poodles 3. who writes soulful poems really, here we are talking and you are gazing into my brown eyes adoringly, and you humans still debate if there is a god?"* and then dog yawned, a gigundo doggy yawn, which is a supernatural, miraculous biblical thing to behold <•> for no reason other than gravity man says, sometimes my earbuds fall out of my ears, without provocation, of their own accord, to remind that though they're in, the music isn't in, and neither am I anywhere real, concrete, existential, to be found which prompts a furious philosophical poodle to man discourse, as to my exact whereabouts badass poodle quotes Joan Baez (Diamonds and Rust): "My poetry was lousy you said," and to verify my geo-physical locus, and his opinion of the human's written hocus pocus poetry, gentle farts and adds, low growling, "there your are!" how I love that centered, down to earth, in my bed, in my heart dog <•> "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action." Goldfinger a favorite phrase from a movie of one's youth. that rises to the surface, when smartass-u-know-who reads my weak human mind and yes, farts twice more, adding poetically: *"the best things in life always come in threes, her, me, and you"* "glad to be included," I replied, to which he licked his privates publicly, adding lowly,   *"every smart poodle need a leashed human, as if any self-respecting poodl could or would type their own poems, who's the *** now!"* and we got up, got the leash (for human to carry) put our earbuds in, went for a sunrise sniff-walk-and-compose on the beach the two ********** arguing which Pandora station to turn on, two only love poets, both thinking of their shared her finally, compromising, in tail wagging agreement on, The Righteous Brothers <•> p.s. lol, only a ******* man could love a ******** poodle.   ~ 8:33am 8/11/17
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i know what i am, to you. an embarrasment, don't let the ladies from the church, hear that i dont believe in god. you have dragged me, to shrinks, to priests, convinced i am of the devil, convinced i was molested. convinced that there is something to be fixed. all the while, i had known, that my disease was not of the mind. i was not diseased at all! i was wearing black, because i liked it. i loved a woman, because she made me happy. i have ink on my skin, because its beautifull. i have steel in my flesh, because it appeals to me. i am an atheist, because it makes sense. but lo! shield your gaze from me. cover your children's ears. suspect that they are gay, while you are at it, it rubs off you know. push your head into that hole, stick your fingers in your ears, and sing a ditty to drown me out. cut me off. frankly, i dont care. i am done explaining. no longer, can i fake a placid demeanor, around the dinner table, to encourage your beliefs. i know you think, its all attention seeking. equipped with this, my mother, my sister, i will not squirm under your gaze any more. i cannot conform, to your ideas, of a daughter, of a sister, of a wife, of a woman. i fly proudly in the face of your disaproval, because i know, every step i take towards your shackles, is a step away from my destiny.
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Jan 27, 2010
Jan 27, 2010 at 2:26 AM UTC
bloodshame