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They have found what is purported to be the
first Poem
ever written
(about 5000 years old )
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There are 2 possible translations
The first one is
I LOVE YOU !
the second one is
**** ME !
I ' M YOUR ***** !
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A very acrimonious Argument has ensued
amongst the linguist/archeologists around these 2 possible translations
and many say there are deep political attitudes at play
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She said
I LOVED YOU AND YOU CHEATED ON ME
AND BROKE MY HEART !!
I looked at her in astonishment and finally said
BUT
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU !!!
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THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH !
she cried aloud
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OH !
I said
NOW
I UNDERSTAND
ALL THEM CHEESY " LOVE POEMS "
ON HELLO POETRY !!
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It's just that sometimes I get
Disrespectful of disrespectfulness
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As far as the poem is concerned
I was fortunate enough to see the original
And can state that BOTH translations were wrong !
Because I a true expert on these things could tell right off
that it was written by
BERYL DOV
and in his own eclectic ,elliptic manner he was saying
RAY ' S PIZZA ! - THE GREATEST
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Eventually
Science can explain everything
Albeit
Most times incorrectly