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O /\ /\ _____ They have found what is purported to be the first Poem ever written (about 5000 years old ) // There are 2 possible translations The first one is I LOVE YOU ! the second one is **** ME ! I ' M YOUR ***** ! //////// A very acrimonious Argument has ensued amongst the linguist/archeologists around these 2 possible translations and many say there are deep political attitudes at play ///   /// She said I LOVED YOU AND YOU CHEATED ON ME AND BROKE MY HEART !! I looked at her in astonishment and finally said BUT I DON'T EVEN        KNOW YOU !!! //// THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ! she cried aloud /// OH ! I said NOW                             I UNDERSTAND ALL THEM CHEESY " LOVE POEMS " ON HELLO POETRY !! :/: It's just that sometimes I get Disrespectful of disrespectfulness /// As far as the poem is concerned I was fortunate enough to see the original And can state that BOTH translations were wrong ! Because I a true expert on these things could tell right off that it was written by BERYL DOV and in his own eclectic ,elliptic manner he was saying RAY ' S PIZZA ! - THE GREATEST • • Eventually Science can explain everything Albeit Most times incorrectly
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Nov 24, 2014
Nov 24, 2014 at 2:00 AM UTC
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O /\ /\ _____ They have found what is purported to be the first Poem ever written (about 5000 years old ) // There are 2 possible translations The first one is I LOVE YOU ! the second one is **** ME ! I ' M YOUR ***** ! //////// A very acrimonious Argument has ensued amongst the linguist/archeologists around these 2 possible translations and many say there are deep political attitudes at play ///   /// She said I LOVED YOU AND YOU CHEATED ON ME AND BROKE MY HEART !! I looked at her in astonishment and finally said BUT I DON'T EVEN        KNOW YOU !!! //// THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ! she cried aloud /// OH ! I said NOW                             I UNDERSTAND ALL THEM CHEESY " LOVE POEMS " ON HELLO POETRY !! :/: It's just that sometimes I get Disrespectful of disrespectfulness /// As far as the poem is concerned I was fortunate enough to see the original And can state that BOTH translations were wrong ! Because I a true expert on these things could tell right off that it was written by BERYL DOV and in his own eclectic ,elliptic manner he was saying RAY ' S PIZZA ! - THE GREATEST • • Eventually Science can explain everything Albeit Most times incorrectly
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Nov 24, 2014
Nov 24, 2014 at 2:00 AM UTC
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