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Could I be any lamer? This is the disclaimer of an avid pc gamer. The original doom sayer. Not your average KrakPott priest Resurrecting the deceased. Carrying raids to keep pleased. And a night elf none the least. While your out chasing hoes. I be on my MMOs Healing tanks of heavy blows. Mind controlling enemy foes. Check me on my youtube channel. In an epic arena battle. My heals to great to handle. Got the horde all screaming 'Scandal!' My reality was so droll that I decided to re-roll. Maybe next I'll be a troll to fill this empty hole. Could I be any lamer? This is my disclaimer. An avid PC gamer. The original Doom Sayer. The End Is Near!!! 0o
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Apr 15, 2014
Apr 15, 2014 at 11:35 PM UTC
Disclaimer Of An Avid PC Gamer
Songs of Oregon: No. 1 “Gonna Make You Crazy, That Place” nuts, crazy peeps whomever wherever, regardless of race creed color or gender (did I get ‘em all?) current state of residence (geo-identified) a poem - the very same recited, as a disclaimer, a yellow finger wagging warning: “Don’t go! If you go, you won’t come back” now kids, I’m a veteran of foreign travel, many continents, cold and hot, rivers and seas, some living, some dead, some so big they named it Endless, been to the great cities, Swiss villages, pyramids, climbed Masada, danced on grapes (why can’t I recall where) skied the Alps, trekked the Sinai Desert, clubbed in Rio, and danced till morn, on a certain Greek Isle that rhymes with Mickey’s Nose even been to L.A and San Fran, left poorer but in sync, always came home with my mind decently reshaped me/ a product of gritty unpretty grime, streets of normal humans acting like normal escaped mad persons, this brutal city island instilled a layer of fat and smog neath my skin, a kind of migrating duck-like survival kit, came with a homing beacon included the those of you who know me, perhaps too well, ken we citified islanders love our beaches (fire hydrants) cherish our sun dappled blessings upon on farms (window sill herb gardens) and sunning settlements (rooftops) they say our tap water is secretly bottled, sold in places where the springs purportedly run crystalline though we don’t got no pinot, just sweet concord grape, so sweet, the wine of children and street nodders, needy for instant sugar highs so as we new Yorkers proudly say on our license plates, prove it or stfup! so a first hand investigation for which the taxpayers won’t be charged even a lousy mill, deemed necessary to put to rest this crazy claiming warning “Don’t go! If you go, you won’t come back” guessing must be something in the water and the wine
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Jun 5, 2018
Jun 5, 2018 at 9:00 AM UTC
Songs of Oregon: No. 1 “Gonna Make You Crazy, That Place”
Songs of Oregon: No. 1 “Gonna Make You Crazy, That Place” nuts, crazy peeps whomever wherever, regardless of race creed color or gender (did I get ‘em all?) current state of residence (geo-identified) a poem - the very same recited, as a disclaimer, a yellow finger wagging warning: “Don’t go! If you go, you won’t come back” now kids, I’m a veteran of foreign travel, many continents, cold and hot, rivers and seas, some living, some dead, some so big they named it Endless, been to the great cities, Swiss villages, pyramids, climbed Masada, danced on grapes (why can’t I recall where) skied the Alps, trekked the Sinai Desert, clubbed in Rio, and danced till morn, on a certain Greek Isle that rhymes with Mickey’s Nose even been to L.A and San Fran, left poorer but in sync, always came home with my mind decently reshaped me/ a product of gritty unpretty grime, streets of normal humans acting like normal escaped mad persons, this brutal city island instilled a layer of fat and smog neath my skin, a kind of migrating duck-like survival kit, came with a homing beacon included the those of you who know me, perhaps too well, ken we citified islanders love our beaches (fire hydrants) cherish our sun dappled blessings upon on farms (window sill herb gardens) and sunning settlements (rooftops) they say our tap water is secretly bottled, sold in places where the springs purportedly run crystalline though we don’t got no pinot, just sweet concord grape, so sweet, the wine of children and street nodders, needy for instant sugar highs so as we new Yorkers proudly say on our license plates, prove it or stfup! so a first hand investigation for which the taxpayers won’t be charged even a lousy mill, deemed necessary to put to rest this crazy claiming warning “Don’t go! If you go, you won’t come back” guessing must be something in the water and the wine
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Warning: Use dis list in context. You decide on which side you fall. disappear disregard disaster displace disqualify disrepair disturb dissipate disability dispose dismal distribute distrust disturb discriminate discuss disdain disguise dishearten disinherit disown disparage disagree disgruntle disclose discolour dispute disarm discover disassemble disadvantage disallow dispossess discontent discontinue disrespect disincline discomfort disrepute dishonest disillusion dishonor dismiss disobey disjoin disappoint discipline discord discern discrete disfigure disconnect disapprove discharge disbar disease discord disfavor disengage disassociate discipline discount disembody displace dissaray disembowel discombobulate discredit discourse disentangle disenfranchise disembark discard disburse disbelief discover disable disagree disintegrate dismay dispense dislodge disclaimer disapprove dissatisfy disrupt dispel dislike dismantle disloyal disbatch disrobe disperse display disaprove disciple disavow disconcert disinfect disorder dismal dismember displease dissemble disunity dislocate distort distrust distress dissolute disassociate distill discect (?) distemper distain distasteful distraught dissolve dissonant dissuade And dis isn't de end.
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Aug 22, 2015
Aug 22, 2015 at 12:06 PM UTC
Is Dis Good or Is Dis Bad (a partici-poem)
*** is like a game of bridge How you play is jointly planned But, if your partner isn’t reliable You must count, on a good hand DISCLAIMER My partner in bridge Can be a women or a man My partner in *** Also can But,  for self gratification We each, must use our own hand WIZDUMBs BY JA 628           P.S. for QTWABoOty -your one directional conversation, only leaves you talking to yourself. Do you really like yourself that much.
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Sep 11, 2015
Sep 11, 2015 at 4:19 PM UTC
***
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return. But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right ones, so that when we finally meet the right person we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion and the romance of relationship and find out you still care for that person. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go. When the door of happiness closes another opens but often times we look so long at the closed door but we don't see the one which has been opened for us. The best kind of friend is the kind you can just be with.. never say a word and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. It is true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it but it is also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they love you back. Don't expect love in return, Just wait for it to grow in their heart, but if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours! There are things you'd love to hear, that you will never hear from the person whom you'd like to hear them from. But don't be so deaf as not to hear it from the one who says it from their heart. Never say goodbye if you still want to try. Never give up if you still feel you can go on. Never say you don't love a person anymore if you can't let go. Love comes to those who still hope, although they have been disappointed, to those who still believe, although they have been betrayed, to those who still need to love, although they have been hurt before and to those who have courage and faith to build trust again. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. Don't go for looks, they can deceive you; don't go for wealth even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make dark days seem bright. Hope you find the someone that makes you smile. Disclaimer: Not my POEM, so feel free to spread it out :)
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Apr 20, 2016
Apr 20, 2016 at 9:40 AM UTC
Love Poem
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return. But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right ones, so that when we finally meet the right person we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion and the romance of relationship and find out you still care for that person. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go. When the door of happiness closes another opens but often times we look so long at the closed door but we don't see the one which has been opened for us. The best kind of friend is the kind you can just be with.. never say a word and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. It is true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it but it is also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they love you back. Don't expect love in return, Just wait for it to grow in their heart, but if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours! There are things you'd love to hear, that you will never hear from the person whom you'd like to hear them from. But don't be so deaf as not to hear it from the one who says it from their heart. Never say goodbye if you still want to try. Never give up if you still feel you can go on. Never say you don't love a person anymore if you can't let go. Love comes to those who still hope, although they have been disappointed, to those who still believe, although they have been betrayed, to those who still need to love, although they have been hurt before and to those who have courage and faith to build trust again. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. Don't go for looks, they can deceive you; don't go for wealth even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make dark days seem bright. Hope you find the someone that makes you smile. Disclaimer: Not my POEM, so feel free to spread it out :)
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DISCLAIMER I wrote this a very long time ago and it wasn't originally a poem!  I just separated it into sections so it was in a more poem-like format.  I felt like it had emotion behind it, so I decided to post it.  Here's the "poem" - It really hurts.   It hurts like hell.   It's hurts more than a thousand needles piercing my skin.   It's a sinking feeling.   A sinking feeling in my stomach, in my heart.   I don't know what to believe anymore.  My mind tells me one thing and my heart tells another.   I'm at war with myself, and I'm completely losing.  I've lost myself.  Utterly, and almost completely.   I can smile, I can laugh.  But that's only when I forget.  And as soon as I remember, I'm knocked right back down again.  And no one seems to care.  No one cares enough to ask.   Because, who cares about ME?  None of my friends, none of my family.  It's hell on Earth, because I know it's not their job to notice!  It's my job to tell them!   But I'm petrified.  I'm scared I'll disappoint them.  Make them run away.  Make them think I'm weird.  Make them feel like I've gone crazy.   Maybe that's it.   Maybe I've gone completely crazy! But who cares anymore? Definitely not myself.
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Apr 24, 2017
Apr 24, 2017 at 11:20 PM UTC
Definitely Not Myself
Disclaimer: I did this as a creative rewrite for one of my university lit courses, and all the inspiration and quotes belong to Robert Browning the original writer of "My Last Duchess" HIS LAST DUCHESS ARRIVEDERCI _“That’s my last Duchess painted on the wall, Looking as if she were alive.”_ (I’m not) Alas! Me, “a wonder.” He calls. Now wretchedly refined and pasteurized. To be consumed, now, for genteel eyes. Pity! Should you ever see me roll mine. Behind those curtains, you might have been surprised To see my countenance whimpering At you Sir; and seething, at _Him._ Must you not be fooled by that sickly decorum Upon which his manly pride resides. The Duke—what rich talent in envy he has, And of pithy idiosyncrasies! Pardon me now As I speak of his infamies: Is it not, Too preposterous of a Duke, to sulk And take offense, over a blush? (As if the blush was his to wield and shun.) Am I not allowed to flush _at all?_ And must I be ashamed of being swooned By the casual offers of life’s grandiosities? Each and every, dropping of the daylight, Ripen cherries in May and chivalrous gentlemen, my dear white mule; must I then weep at them all, only to prove my fancy for him. And when does gracious gratitude itself become in vain: a finite honour— deemed excessive elsewhere? Never had he plucked me out, for censure, Before he gave commands, I knew he did To pluck the smile out of my face. Utterly clueless—he thought I was To find myself throttled, for immodesty. A wife, an appendage to a Duke, Loosely felled, to stroke a green-eyed ego. My fault it seems, is a mere generosity Of affection: falsely opined, if not Misread, to fare a defect of temperament, A chronic malady, doth be cured by death. To cement the farce he will, soon, bring you Downstairs to meet a friend. (a fiend) A prized possession: Neptune, taming a sea-horse. His hubris incarnate, cast in bronze. But you must know the truth, for the sea-horse Did not perish for naught, she is freed from him At last.
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Dec 7, 2018
Dec 7, 2018 at 3:26 PM UTC
HIS LAST DUCHESS
Disclaimer: I did this as a creative rewrite for one of my university lit courses, and all the inspiration and quotes belong to Robert Browning the original writer of "My Last Duchess" HIS LAST DUCHESS ARRIVEDERCI _“That’s my last Duchess painted on the wall, Looking as if she were alive.”_ (I’m not) Alas! Me, “a wonder.” He calls. Now wretchedly refined and pasteurized. To be consumed, now, for genteel eyes. Pity! Should you ever see me roll mine. Behind those curtains, you might have been surprised To see my countenance whimpering At you Sir; and seething, at _Him._ Must you not be fooled by that sickly decorum Upon which his manly pride resides. The Duke—what rich talent in envy he has, And of pithy idiosyncrasies! Pardon me now As I speak of his infamies: Is it not, Too preposterous of a Duke, to sulk And take offense, over a blush? (As if the blush was his to wield and shun.) Am I not allowed to flush _at all?_ And must I be ashamed of being swooned By the casual offers of life’s grandiosities? Each and every, dropping of the daylight, Ripen cherries in May and chivalrous gentlemen, my dear white mule; must I then weep at them all, only to prove my fancy for him. And when does gracious gratitude itself become in vain: a finite honour— deemed excessive elsewhere? Never had he plucked me out, for censure, Before he gave commands, I knew he did To pluck the smile out of my face. Utterly clueless—he thought I was To find myself throttled, for immodesty. A wife, an appendage to a Duke, Loosely felled, to stroke a green-eyed ego. My fault it seems, is a mere generosity Of affection: falsely opined, if not Misread, to fare a defect of temperament, A chronic malady, doth be cured by death. To cement the farce he will, soon, bring you Downstairs to meet a friend. (a fiend) A prized possession: Neptune, taming a sea-horse. His hubris incarnate, cast in bronze. But you must know the truth, for the sea-horse Did not perish for naught, she is freed from him At last.
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We love to chase the wind through streaks of blinding bliss, Tagging the glorious ideals of love, peace, friendship, even The meaning of life, to weeping willows and pensive pebbles. We admire the monochrome sky in all its barren blue or pregnant purple; Hues of burple and plue are dismissed as being tedious, or just confused. Fear not, photoshop will rectify this pigmented aberration. We giggle at clouds that resemble kitchen utensils or mystical creatures; “Hey look a teddy bear in a spacesuit with a flowerpot on his head wielding the Sword of Gryffindor!” We declare sagely, with the acumen of a legendary bird watcher. We resurrect grass angels by launching into horizontal jumping-jacks, and, Just as a disclaimer, no flower was harmed in the process. Not that it matters, As long as we did not soil our Lacoste and Burberry. We spin a mixtape out of the torrential downpour, our tracks pitting The pitter of regularity against the patter of inconstancy, synchronizing The symphony of splashes to an undercurrent of nostalgia. We kiss against the bark of an elm, and if a tree is not available in the vicinity, We throw ourselves down a nearby hill, tumbling into a ball of moist romance, Panting, as we bask in the studio lighting of the approving sun. Every still is captured by a Lomo, Every scene arrested in sepia motion, Every moment ravished by the chichi Bohemian in us.
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Nov 2, 2010
Nov 2, 2010 at 4:03 PM UTC
In the Indie Moment
*all poems write themselves, following plans that are drawn only as the poem goes along, neither leading or following, but carrying the writer along as first violin, a VIP passenger, the first viewer, a consultant but not a conductor* ***a poem is written based on what has happened a poem is written based on what was hoped to happen a poem was written based on what could never happen but is so well imagined that it is more real than if it happened*** *I willingly tell you I will not tell you which is what, for there is no difference between them for the writer, the first passenger, though undeniably fully aware of the quality of the ware that is proffered, plottered or just perchanced perhaps you are thinking, but of course, this is the way, the way of all of us, the way it has and will be and no disclaimer needed for no believable claims are made perhaps for the weave is oft tight, tight as near-truth, and so well imagined, it wraps the first passenger in a cloak of skin that actually feels, though cloaks cannot feel, but belief is easily eased there are no lines or lies in my writings there are no definitions and perception is only your truth Therefore, my poems are splats and drips. you make them into paintings that hang in your own private museum but authenticated by me as first viewer, 3/13/18 1:09am
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Mar 13, 2018
Mar 13, 2018 at 2:21 PM UTC
the schematics of poetry writing (first passenger)
The Doctor has a Sense of Humor! <|> give a surgeon a scalpel and an excuse, and the artist emerges, for creativity is a good surgeon’s natural habitat Sure, sure, there’s a plan, with best and acceptable outcomes, but when messing with a real heart, a sly ***** with numerous deceptive guises at its disposal, you never for sure never know, despite all the advanced imaging techniques, exactly what you will find once you go spelunking in caves of life and death so, he takes a bit from here, and a bob or two from there, there a cut, here an incision deep, Old McDonald provided a body, or a canvas, and the Doc is happy. So I uncover holes where he probed, redeploying the healthy, like a good designer, Doc rearranges and repairs, a travelogue of splicing and dicing, his handiwork Now standing over you for many hours, can get tiring, though each ***** be different, unique even, but leaving a little marker, a stylized signature, is well, is the rightful discretion of the artiste! So you can imagine my surprise when the tubes removed (ouch!) the bandages ripped off in a signature move of a delighted nurse whose loves seeing grown men cry from lesser trivialities, you cannot imagine my surprise when I discovered my new tattoo, upon my chest front and center! *Herein please find your heart repaired, and revitalized: Please Note! We guarantee our work for minimum 15 years (Aug. 3, 2038), but our disclaimer we assume NO  responsibility after that if you should happen to live for 30 YEARS or more* Dr. P.
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Sep 21, 2023
Sep 21, 2023 at 7:58 AM UTC
My Doctor has a Sense of Humor!
The Doctor has a Sense of Humor! <|> give a surgeon a scalpel and an excuse, and the artist emerges, for creativity is a good surgeon’s natural habitat Sure, sure, there’s a plan, with best and acceptable outcomes, but when messing with a real heart, a sly ***** with numerous deceptive guises at its disposal, you never for sure never know, despite all the advanced imaging techniques, exactly what you will find once you go spelunking in caves of life and death so, he takes a bit from here, and a bob or two from there, there a cut, here an incision deep, Old McDonald provided a body, or a canvas, and the Doc is happy. So I uncover holes where he probed, redeploying the healthy, like a good designer, Doc rearranges and repairs, a travelogue of splicing and dicing, his handiwork Now standing over you for many hours, can get tiring, though each ***** be different, unique even, but leaving a little marker, a stylized signature, is well, is the rightful discretion of the artiste! So you can imagine my surprise when the tubes removed (ouch!) the bandages ripped off in a signature move of a delighted nurse whose loves seeing grown men cry from lesser trivialities, you cannot imagine my surprise when I discovered my new tattoo, upon my chest front and center! *Herein please find your heart repaired, and revitalized: Please Note! We guarantee our work for minimum 15 years (Aug. 3, 2038), but our disclaimer we assume NO  responsibility after that if you should happen to live for 30 YEARS or more* Dr. P.
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Disclaimer: I don't own the song "Little Do You Know" by Alex and Sierra. All rights go to them for this poem. I simply used their song and changed up some of the words because this song is special to me and the person this poem is about. (If you haven't heard this song I highly recommend btw). Little do you know how much you truly mean to me Little do you know I'm so attached to our memories. Little do you know I feel my heart break piece by piece Little do you know I Can't stand saying goodbye. Underneath it all, I've learned how to hide the ache inside I've been counting down the days until you're by my side I've loved you for so long but these feelings are so hard to hide Little do you know I Can't stand saying goodbye. I'll wait, I'll wait I'll love you even if it leads to pain I'll wait Just promise me you'll never change I'll wait I promise we can stay the same So let me hold you tight. Little do you know you're my last thought before I fall asleep Little do you know your smile is my favorite sight to see Little do you know my time with you is so bittersweet Little do you know I I've loved you for all this time. Just wait, oh wait I love you and I'm not afraid Just wait As long as you can let me stay Everything will be all right. I'll wait, I'll wait I'll love you even if it leads to pain I'll wait Just promise me you'll never change Just wait I promise we can stay the same So let me hold you tight. All will be all right. As long as you stay my light. Cause little do you know I I've loved you for all this time. https://genius.com/Alex-and-sierra-little-do-you-know-lyrics
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Dec 1, 2017
Dec 1, 2017 at 1:51 AM UTC
Little Do You Know
Disclaimer: I don't own the song "Little Do You Know" by Alex and Sierra. All rights go to them for this poem. I simply used their song and changed up some of the words because this song is special to me and the person this poem is about. (If you haven't heard this song I highly recommend btw). Little do you know how much you truly mean to me Little do you know I'm so attached to our memories. Little do you know I feel my heart break piece by piece Little do you know I Can't stand saying goodbye. Underneath it all, I've learned how to hide the ache inside I've been counting down the days until you're by my side I've loved you for so long but these feelings are so hard to hide Little do you know I Can't stand saying goodbye. I'll wait, I'll wait I'll love you even if it leads to pain I'll wait Just promise me you'll never change I'll wait I promise we can stay the same So let me hold you tight. Little do you know you're my last thought before I fall asleep Little do you know your smile is my favorite sight to see Little do you know my time with you is so bittersweet Little do you know I I've loved you for all this time. Just wait, oh wait I love you and I'm not afraid Just wait As long as you can let me stay Everything will be all right. I'll wait, I'll wait I'll love you even if it leads to pain I'll wait Just promise me you'll never change Just wait I promise we can stay the same So let me hold you tight. All will be all right. As long as you stay my light. Cause little do you know I I've loved you for all this time. https://genius.com/Alex-and-sierra-little-do-you-know-lyrics
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It's the first time we meet. I can't get a read on that sweet summer smile, or the words that drip like thick robes of gold honey; soft-spoken and seemingly slow motion, a quite complicated question pours viscously from your lips. You ask me, "What is your name?" Now honestly, I considered honesty. Truthfully, I prefer anonymity, but it's considered rude to not share some glimpse of identity. Albeit reluctantly, I must decide: Do I introduce myself as "Chelsea"? Or as "A Window-Pane Made of Glass Too Thin"? Well honestly, honesty isn't always the best policy. It's our first date - Instead of worrying about which outfit I choose, I worry about the disclaimer I wear on my arms. I worry about the first time your gaze inevitably falls upon the self-inflicted displays of pain that dress my paper-thin skin. I worry, will you see a warning sign that reads "DANGER: Do not touch"? I wonder, will you listen? Or will you choose to swallow me whole, a bitter pill with a list of flaws longer than the side effects of your favorite antidepressant. Do the benefits outweigh the risks, do you take a trial of me to see if I'll make you feel better or feel worse? Do you pour me down the drain when you find out I'm not good enough? It's our first kiss - A moment tainted by guilt that the sweet taste I leave behind on your lips is not saliva, but antifreeze. Drink me down and I'll poison you from the inside-out, and there will come a day that I'll be the taste you'd do anything to erase from your mouth. It's our first fight - And then our second, and our third... The sand is slipping through our hourglass too fast, as we drag our blood-stained feet through a wasteland of eggshells and glass. All that remains is a crimson trail of mistakes, meandering back to the spotless place we started at. It's the first time we meet, and You ask me for my name. Silence. Should I introduce myself as "Chelsea"? Or as "A Window-Pane Made of Glass Too Thin". If I'm being honest with myself, I go with the latter...and you'll walk away to avoid the mess that comes after.
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Jul 8, 2017
Jul 8, 2017 at 2:49 AM UTC
Dating With Mental Illness
It's the first time we meet. I can't get a read on that sweet summer smile, or the words that drip like thick robes of gold honey; soft-spoken and seemingly slow motion, a quite complicated question pours viscously from your lips. You ask me, "What is your name?" Now honestly, I considered honesty. Truthfully, I prefer anonymity, but it's considered rude to not share some glimpse of identity. Albeit reluctantly, I must decide: Do I introduce myself as "Chelsea"? Or as "A Window-Pane Made of Glass Too Thin"? Well honestly, honesty isn't always the best policy. It's our first date - Instead of worrying about which outfit I choose, I worry about the disclaimer I wear on my arms. I worry about the first time your gaze inevitably falls upon the self-inflicted displays of pain that dress my paper-thin skin. I worry, will you see a warning sign that reads "DANGER: Do not touch"? I wonder, will you listen? Or will you choose to swallow me whole, a bitter pill with a list of flaws longer than the side effects of your favorite antidepressant. Do the benefits outweigh the risks, do you take a trial of me to see if I'll make you feel better or feel worse? Do you pour me down the drain when you find out I'm not good enough? It's our first kiss - A moment tainted by guilt that the sweet taste I leave behind on your lips is not saliva, but antifreeze. Drink me down and I'll poison you from the inside-out, and there will come a day that I'll be the taste you'd do anything to erase from your mouth. It's our first fight - And then our second, and our third... The sand is slipping through our hourglass too fast, as we drag our blood-stained feet through a wasteland of eggshells and glass. All that remains is a crimson trail of mistakes, meandering back to the spotless place we started at. It's the first time we meet, and You ask me for my name. Silence. Should I introduce myself as "Chelsea"? Or as "A Window-Pane Made of Glass Too Thin". If I'm being honest with myself, I go with the latter...and you'll walk away to avoid the mess that comes after.
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As with everything else in American life, the national government is just another commodity packaged for mass consumption. We're all being spoon fed a spectacular narrative which by its very nature is designed to evoke the passions. Every day, someone gets on TV and says or does something which provokes outrage, drawing the viewer in like the iridescent lure of an angler fish, and keeping them hooked just long enough for the hypnotic messages of the corporate sponsors to burrow their way into the collective consciousness between "newscasts." It is precisely for this reason that these frivolous displays SELL like hotcakes. There's no government going on here. There hasn't been for who knows how long? All that is left is BUSINESS. Raw and unfettered. The United States of America is now nothing more than a 'reality' show, and boy, I tells ya, the revenue stream is OH, SO LUCRATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Feb 7, 2019
Feb 7, 2019 at 12:13 AM UTC
Debord and Baudrillard Were Right (DISCLAIMER: NOT A POEM)
Disclaimer. They already have this. God **** where was i what happened to pokemon go, I mean wouldn't it be cooler if the pokemon you caught could battle later and train them and do tournaments that's the pokemon go I woulda wanted battle in an augmented reality, virtually with strangers I mean wouldn't it be hot if you said to some chicik or dude, hey my charmanders in close proximity of your squirt\ I uh mean squirtle battle? whilst wasted at the pub
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Jun 25, 2019
Jun 25, 2019 at 7:49 PM UTC
evolution of pokemon ** i mean go
This will be just one more ****** love poem to *** to drugs to rock n’ roll. You think you’re too young to die, huh? well, everyday my facebook feed fills with people who were too young to die. Everyday people they loved post on their walls, memories and pictures, writing how their hearts ache at the passing of one too young to die. People who the dead disliked or even hated also post on their walls, RIP, sad to see you go, etc. empty ******** like “only the good die young,” please. I try to watch from afar, for if I get too close I fear I am the next to go. You think it can never happen to you, until you wake up in a hospital bed with an IV in your arm and a head awhirl with Narcan. But still, it couldn’t happen to me, because it’s happening to the people all around me. The last girl I ****** off of Tinder I stole thirty dollars from to buy black tar ****** in Colorado then saw a **** jam band play their **** music, it wasn’t rock n’ roll. The last girl I had *** with because I was in love with her won’t hardly speak with me, anymore, because *** because drugs because rock n’ roll ….That was like four years ago. I miss the rock n’ roll in ***** Philly basements that felt punk even when it was folk. I miss doing drugs without ending up homeless, broke, and emotionally destitute immediately after. I miss the *** that meant something, but more so miss the idea of *** being related to love, which was it ever even in the first place? I don’t know. I like the tenants of pop punk music, example: I like my friends, I remember that time you were drunk and spilled the apple juice in the hall, I like the ideal of that one girl all the Jesse Laceys of the world write about, most importantly I like the thought that none of this is really my fault…when it is. I had a therapist, more than one, ask me to write a break up letter to drugs, I could never get very far with it because drugs dumped me a long time ago and had since moved on. If I was honest I would write, “Take me back, I can handle you again and things can go back to how they were when we first met.” But, I know this can never be, as drugs are busy seeing other people. Do you remember the day the lightning bugs began to disappear? Now, in the stead of those tiny glowing insect dots is only the sense of a faintly felt fear, of growing old and losing our illusion of safety. Bring back the insects, bring back the *** drugs and rock n’ roll
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Mar 16, 2016
Mar 16, 2016 at 9:06 PM UTC
Disclaimer
This will be just one more ****** love poem to *** to drugs to rock n’ roll. You think you’re too young to die, huh? well, everyday my facebook feed fills with people who were too young to die. Everyday people they loved post on their walls, memories and pictures, writing how their hearts ache at the passing of one too young to die. People who the dead disliked or even hated also post on their walls, RIP, sad to see you go, etc. empty ******** like “only the good die young,” please. I try to watch from afar, for if I get too close I fear I am the next to go. You think it can never happen to you, until you wake up in a hospital bed with an IV in your arm and a head awhirl with Narcan. But still, it couldn’t happen to me, because it’s happening to the people all around me. The last girl I ****** off of Tinder I stole thirty dollars from to buy black tar ****** in Colorado then saw a **** jam band play their **** music, it wasn’t rock n’ roll. The last girl I had *** with because I was in love with her won’t hardly speak with me, anymore, because *** because drugs because rock n’ roll ….That was like four years ago. I miss the rock n’ roll in ***** Philly basements that felt punk even when it was folk. I miss doing drugs without ending up homeless, broke, and emotionally destitute immediately after. I miss the *** that meant something, but more so miss the idea of *** being related to love, which was it ever even in the first place? I don’t know. I like the tenants of pop punk music, example: I like my friends, I remember that time you were drunk and spilled the apple juice in the hall, I like the ideal of that one girl all the Jesse Laceys of the world write about, most importantly I like the thought that none of this is really my fault…when it is. I had a therapist, more than one, ask me to write a break up letter to drugs, I could never get very far with it because drugs dumped me a long time ago and had since moved on. If I was honest I would write, “Take me back, I can handle you again and things can go back to how they were when we first met.” But, I know this can never be, as drugs are busy seeing other people. Do you remember the day the lightning bugs began to disappear? Now, in the stead of those tiny glowing insect dots is only the sense of a faintly felt fear, of growing old and losing our illusion of safety. Bring back the insects, bring back the *** drugs and rock n’ roll
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you were a packaged deal and came with a disclaimer claiming emotionally unstable and jittery with minimal ability to balance book and art and poetry with your overactive *** drive and unquenchable thirst for intoxication and I kept you in mint condition barbie as best as I could while you kept mind and we matched and interlocked and soon were inseparable but barbie i can only keep you so long your hair is fading and so is the loneliness that once made me praise you and barbie you are a burden and are weighing on my glass display and leaning and tipping and are making no effort to support your own weight i may be your plastic stand but i am more than moral support
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Feb 3, 2014
Feb 3, 2014 at 8:49 AM UTC
barbie
Expect miracles every minute Not. Go away children if you want Uplifting, This is a dark adventure Composition. Gloomy the mood, Gorgeous the day, You have received my disclaimer, Scurry away. I scribe smoke that is uncontainable, Smoke that suffocates, not for decoration. You are the unrighteousness, not on the list, Peekaboo voyeurs who read and dismiss. Why I pen this or this. Lost in the shuffling cards, Luck is not inexhaustible, Mine, bottled in the bin labelled, The last recycling. Dark is the blue sky, White clouds just clothing to disguise Morose is the vision, Of eyes that have not seen a miracle In decades of waiting. Let us divorce today, Find good cheer and company elsewhere. From my finger these words fall freely, No waiting, from me to you instantaneously. What ails thee smoke scribe? I have given and been taken, leeched and bled and now wasted the last of my Nine lives. This is where I stand, edged and ledged, Miracles are not shown to me anymore. My quota, used, I'm not us-confused, Cause I wrote the disclaimer, The warnings, the risks, well understood. Write of the good, the bad, of the Beautiful that does not last, Wonder if this is the poem shall be my Epitaph? Poetry craft, was the sword I breathed thru, Unlike you, my motet is completed, The music, the canon smoke, here, come, then Gone.
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Sep 22, 2013
Sep 22, 2013 at 7:30 AM UTC
Expect miracles every minute, Not. (Sept. 2013)
as a disclaimer - to you, to everybody - my poems capture, in a permanent way, my temporary feelings. as a disclaimer, i am bombastic and aggressive and prone to melodrama, and honestly, we're actually fine, and we actually get along really well, and i'm actually not as tortured and pained as i sound. in fact i really only feel the way i feel in my poems like, 0.2 percent of the time. i'm actually very happy. and not angry. and, well. just for the record. just so everyone knows and no one has me institutionalized. i'm great. he's great. this poem is a piece of **** but i had to say something. ignore me.
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Jun 3, 2013
Jun 3, 2013 at 7:12 PM UTC
the reconnect (a more than 10 word poem)
~ Bala^ comments: "alignment - any which way one can if possible to make ****** and *********** simultaneously happen, without any best position plan" ~ *may all the gods bless you, Bala, for waking me at 4:33 with this poetic induction coaxed from my spinal fluid sanity with perfected clarity my own circadian rhythm masters internal, the most reliably unreliable human container technology teachers, semi-skilled in the entrainment arts for this impoverished body mine, deem it appropriate that early morn messages of propitious possibility be greeted immediately entrapped, awaken me at four AM with great glee, because these elusives^^  know exactly what stirs this being's cochlear cockles into birthing a poetic cookie ******** *********** your message meme provoking, inducing, be honest man - simply seducing, my within by your teasing words from without* "without any best position plan" *not to confuse the mere appearance of a routine as worthy of the entitlement of "plan," much as the poem's own vanity chooses it own alignment the relationship, the relativity - always the flexing flummoxing freaking insatiable pleasuring when your thrusting unplanned message ****** and bests my brain, releasing a fully formed, instantaneous parrying poem from an aroused, passing, unsanitized, second of sanity for no better *** than this... as per the unplan? this tissued life, this in and out of punching and counterpunching continuous, but rarely contiguous, for we are never aligned for more than a moment, the moment that almost always goes unnoticed, for the heart's ***** tissues, are mostly torn by how life uses us roughly so here is an aligned confession fecundity this poetry gig, my salve, to tenderize the daily redness, the irritation residual of having no plan however these fingerprints decided for you, to present, upon completion, this soft-spoken loud *********** a peaking, not a leaking, ** ** ** - a screaming hallelujah, i'm aligned! the man found albeit briefly a  beat, a plan and its verbal, herbal, best solution may all the gods bless you, Bala, for waking me at 4:33 with this poetic induction coaxed from my spinal fluid sanity with perfected clarity the man and his plan, for a mega-second his best, unplanned but got and given, in poetic planetary alignment positioned as are you and I - the thousands of miles of distance tween us as you read this collage collapse into a singular synapse of ****** and *********** hallelujah, we are aligned! ~ **disclaimer: anything you say to me, can and will be used for a poem** ~ 5:55am April 1, 2017
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Apr 3, 2017
Apr 3, 2017 at 4:16 PM UTC
hallelujah, I'm aligned, without any best position plan (for Bala)
~ Bala^ comments: "alignment - any which way one can if possible to make ****** and *********** simultaneously happen, without any best position plan" ~ *may all the gods bless you, Bala, for waking me at 4:33 with this poetic induction coaxed from my spinal fluid sanity with perfected clarity my own circadian rhythm masters internal, the most reliably unreliable human container technology teachers, semi-skilled in the entrainment arts for this impoverished body mine, deem it appropriate that early morn messages of propitious possibility be greeted immediately entrapped, awaken me at four AM with great glee, because these elusives^^  know exactly what stirs this being's cochlear cockles into birthing a poetic cookie ******** *********** your message meme provoking, inducing, be honest man - simply seducing, my within by your teasing words from without* "without any best position plan" *not to confuse the mere appearance of a routine as worthy of the entitlement of "plan," much as the poem's own vanity chooses it own alignment the relationship, the relativity - always the flexing flummoxing freaking insatiable pleasuring when your thrusting unplanned message ****** and bests my brain, releasing a fully formed, instantaneous parrying poem from an aroused, passing, unsanitized, second of sanity for no better *** than this... as per the unplan? this tissued life, this in and out of punching and counterpunching continuous, but rarely contiguous, for we are never aligned for more than a moment, the moment that almost always goes unnoticed, for the heart's ***** tissues, are mostly torn by how life uses us roughly so here is an aligned confession fecundity this poetry gig, my salve, to tenderize the daily redness, the irritation residual of having no plan however these fingerprints decided for you, to present, upon completion, this soft-spoken loud *********** a peaking, not a leaking, ** ** ** - a screaming hallelujah, i'm aligned! the man found albeit briefly a  beat, a plan and its verbal, herbal, best solution may all the gods bless you, Bala, for waking me at 4:33 with this poetic induction coaxed from my spinal fluid sanity with perfected clarity the man and his plan, for a mega-second his best, unplanned but got and given, in poetic planetary alignment positioned as are you and I - the thousands of miles of distance tween us as you read this collage collapse into a singular synapse of ****** and *********** hallelujah, we are aligned! ~ **disclaimer: anything you say to me, can and will be used for a poem** ~ 5:55am April 1, 2017
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You ask me to enter to the tilt of your head towards the computer screen and see, in two words my definition - bipolar disorder. You do not look at me, just talk at me medication? last relapse? severity of episodes? You count failings, the moments in which I have lost my mind and you reproach me for them. You, as you two-finger-type a cold clinical echo of me, I, on command, recite the past transgressions of my sanity and you have me – three inches tall on my knees, in a disease that thrice almost cost me my life and in your Jobsworth view you tell me I will get ill, as if this weren't a fact I fight and fear daily. You with your tunic, blue, cold as your indifference, announce this, as if calling time - self-important, unfeeling, with one eye on your watch. And I smile at you apologetically, honestly offering up my faith, prayer, medication compliance, self awareness, begrudged reliance on those I love to wave the red flag if the waters I get into are too deep. You are curt with your nod - as if all this is folly between now and the inevitable. My recovery, my striding, my passion and profession - All folly. You are doing the last offices on quick time because your time is precious and short and not to be wasted on crazy dreamers with barely a shot in hell But even with every mental regression, psychotic expression manic obsession and abyss of depression - still, still, the world needs more of mes and much less of yous. So make your disclaimer and write your reports I'll chant, share the truth in the streets and courts
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Sep 2, 2013
Sep 2, 2013 at 1:26 PM UTC
Lepers Rise
You ask me to enter to the tilt of your head towards the computer screen and see, in two words my definition - bipolar disorder. You do not look at me, just talk at me medication? last relapse? severity of episodes? You count failings, the moments in which I have lost my mind and you reproach me for them. You, as you two-finger-type a cold clinical echo of me, I, on command, recite the past transgressions of my sanity and you have me – three inches tall on my knees, in a disease that thrice almost cost me my life and in your Jobsworth view you tell me I will get ill, as if this weren't a fact I fight and fear daily. You with your tunic, blue, cold as your indifference, announce this, as if calling time - self-important, unfeeling, with one eye on your watch. And I smile at you apologetically, honestly offering up my faith, prayer, medication compliance, self awareness, begrudged reliance on those I love to wave the red flag if the waters I get into are too deep. You are curt with your nod - as if all this is folly between now and the inevitable. My recovery, my striding, my passion and profession - All folly. You are doing the last offices on quick time because your time is precious and short and not to be wasted on crazy dreamers with barely a shot in hell But even with every mental regression, psychotic expression manic obsession and abyss of depression - still, still, the world needs more of mes and much less of yous. So make your disclaimer and write your reports I'll chant, share the truth in the streets and courts
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He's good at writing He's good at dancing I'm not sure if he's into singing but for sure he's good at guitar playing. What else can he do that could make him better? What can I do to know that I'm way better? He can get your attention by doing this Speaking so smart like he's the bigger piece He's that tall thin guy that she liked before me What is in him that makes him so much better than me? I dance good, not that great I write literature almost like it's my middle name I'm in the band, I play the bass and sing Why is he so much better than me for fck sake.. Disclaimer : Im just bored. So I came up with this. /feb.17,2012/
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Apr 6, 2012
Apr 6, 2012 at 10:47 AM UTC
Insecurities
*this company is heading straight to the top with our new improved line of fairy farts soon our catch phrase will be all over the place a slight touch of magic in a jar first and foremost a disclaimer though in the making of farts not one fairy was harmed we house and feed, take care of their every need so there's no need for alarm once we discovered how the ***** could be used down here on fairy farm we've had all our men chase after them capturing bottom barks into a jar then by hand we transfer them from pint up to gallon size to be used all the way from laundry detergent to a line of makeup that's soft on the eyes we even have samples of candles bath and body works just bought the whole lot plus it runs machines cheaper than gasoline so far the highest bid is from Exon we're also in talks of a contract with a highly secretive govern(mental) agency who wants all the gas with no questions asked but on that we'll have to wait and see in the mean time our workers continue to bottle it up all the fairy farts from all the fairy butts it's a job that flatuates deep to the heart but with this job what's not to love as you watch the fairies flutter to and fro hearing the cute little ***** wherever they go who would have guessed who could have known how much a business like this would grow*
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Mar 14, 2015
Mar 14, 2015 at 9:12 AM UTC
~fairy farts~
His mother always told him to throw away broken toys to make room for new ones and maybe thats why they never keep me around I've become an acrobat balancing my self confidence on the tight rope of his words It’s hard to walk when your legs are killing you. My knees didn't always creek like this, I promise. My smile didn't always come with a disclaimer
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Jul 12, 2013
Jul 12, 2013 at 12:35 AM UTC
Acrobat
Disclaimer to Elizabethan democracy It hits it's head on the chamber table My hangman, eyes rolled up behind his mask dry lips hurt the ear drums Least this broken bridge burn under our feet Least it broils into rainbows, blood letting its comatosis We'll replace fear with release And suffer this karma like a detox struggle When the tv glares blue a displacement glares right back, legs badly scarred taken by a strong hand Patches must be missing, infra rave lights up hollow I couldn't even draw the pentagram The scales had fallen on my feet
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Mar 8, 2015
Mar 8, 2015 at 4:13 AM UTC
Birthday on an eclipse
ONCE UPON A CRICKET Once, a cricket Hopped along Stopped beside me To chirp his song He chirped and chirped While I sat and read So I stomped on him And killed him, dead DISCLAIMER Now, I’m not always A mean old **** But that freaking cricket Drove me, berserk BOEMS BY JA 31
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Feb 19, 2016
Feb 19, 2016 at 12:02 PM UTC
ONCE UPON A CRICKET