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I hitch a ride on the Battle Bus, Everyone else jumped out, I must. I deploy my parachute below, I glide my way to Moisty Meadow. As I land I slurp some shields, Extra health and a pistol I wield. I loot the houses and **** the squads, Which would not be possible without my mods. I run from the storm throughout the game, I post on the 'Gram that I won for fame. Everyone that saw my Victory Royale, Commented below and said "Dang, Wow!" Now that I won, I'm the coolest around, I walk down the halls with a figurative crown.
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Feb 16, 2018
Feb 16, 2018 at 2:24 PM UTC
Fortnite
She looks up, Tears swelling in her eyes, And looks into his, Searching for a reason to hold out hope She delays just a moment- Waiting for a sign, A wavering tear, A slight gesture, One word to make her worries disappear She's hoping he will fight for her, Dang it. But instead, she walks away, Stronger than ever, Cradling a broken heart.
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Jan 27, 2017
Jan 27, 2017 at 11:49 PM UTC
The Strong Heartbroken
Our family got the news today Our bubba's gettin' hitched Young Daisy Mae, she's near fourteen Got our boy bewitched He's sayin' that he loves her He's making her his bride She's the first to get him this close Though not too many tried We've got to get things ready Send invitations and make candles We've got to get the good jars out The one's that still have handles The minister is on alert We've got to make some shine Grandpa says he'll make some up But, it will not all be mine Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow This time there'll be no shotgun Like the last time for old Ben This time the guns are empty Not the way they were back then The banjos will be tuned up There'll be music in the air The cops won't try to stop it I think most will all be there The ladies will be planning Just how to serve up all the grub While Bubba has to find a suit And therein lies the rub He's never worn a suit at all Not even for a day He's only dressed in coveralls And that's how he's gonna stay Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow It'll be a **** dang doodle A hell of a good time It'll only be completed When they run out of the shine there'll be singing and some dancing Underneath the harvest moon We can't wait for it to happen It cannot come too soon There'll be readings from the bible Which the minister will read And as good holy Christians Everyone will heed There's sure to be some fighting Before the couple say "I do" I mean, they are both cousins I'm gonna go...aren't you? Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow
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Oct 23, 2013
Oct 23, 2013 at 11:45 PM UTC
Gonna be a redneck wedding
Our family got the news today Our bubba's gettin' hitched Young Daisy Mae, she's near fourteen Got our boy bewitched He's sayin' that he loves her He's making her his bride She's the first to get him this close Though not too many tried We've got to get things ready Send invitations and make candles We've got to get the good jars out The one's that still have handles The minister is on alert We've got to make some shine Grandpa says he'll make some up But, it will not all be mine Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow This time there'll be no shotgun Like the last time for old Ben This time the guns are empty Not the way they were back then The banjos will be tuned up There'll be music in the air The cops won't try to stop it I think most will all be there The ladies will be planning Just how to serve up all the grub While Bubba has to find a suit And therein lies the rub He's never worn a suit at all Not even for a day He's only dressed in coveralls And that's how he's gonna stay Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow It'll be a **** dang doodle A hell of a good time It'll only be completed When they run out of the shine there'll be singing and some dancing Underneath the harvest moon We can't wait for it to happen It cannot come too soon There'll be readings from the bible Which the minister will read And as good holy Christians Everyone will heed There's sure to be some fighting Before the couple say "I do" I mean, they are both cousins I'm gonna go...aren't you? Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow
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My dear summers dream was to the taste cream Pass me the triple beam the microphone fiend Back on the scene simplicity is your complexity So amazingly like grace I be rockin' the place Like we Studio 54 shut down the doors Once the bubbly pours and the **** adores Ya mental **** ya sentimentals and these new aged millennials They too satirical I make miracles flow potholes Creatin' mass mayhem your an inconvenience Cuz of ya hesitance my presence is known Without even being shown paragraphs of stone Hard to crack waxing tracks like a shark attack Felonious acts we never back down Til my soul drown in the core of the earth Royalties since birth new my worth they tried to mirth At my pain tryna change the game cuz all these cowards Saying the same thang got dang got dang Time to chess box like Wu Tang leavin' a stain On ya reign no tears though I'll be on solo Rippin' up instrumentals ya know how we do so...yeahhh From the Sunny to bees that make the honey Sticky icky like my spliffs be call me smokey Puttin' fire to mother natures forests check the creases I unleashes Rap game mafiaso so so better back back Or else get dropped lika Domino so here we go! Here we go! With the ghetto jams love girls with the derriere's of Pam Got **** once again it's time to slam Mics harder than Shawn Kemp ya flows shrimp That's why ya girl calls me Mr **** no limp Slick as Rick hello young world tilt and a whirl Catch the swirl of Qatar Pearls on the neck of ya girl Suckas better know I'm coming with a blow Harder than Bowe combined with a super glow black Saiyan raps slayin' turntables layin' So I can get wicked lyrics Pickett like Wilson Flows in unison formation of words Herds a violent surge feel the purge We high rising no disguisin' knockin' out Suckas who jivin' ain't none survivin' ?
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Sep 28, 2018
Sep 28, 2018 at 11:09 PM UTC
Even Though Why We Do Wrong??
My dear summers dream was to the taste cream Pass me the triple beam the microphone fiend Back on the scene simplicity is your complexity So amazingly like grace I be rockin' the place Like we Studio 54 shut down the doors Once the bubbly pours and the **** adores Ya mental **** ya sentimentals and these new aged millennials They too satirical I make miracles flow potholes Creatin' mass mayhem your an inconvenience Cuz of ya hesitance my presence is known Without even being shown paragraphs of stone Hard to crack waxing tracks like a shark attack Felonious acts we never back down Til my soul drown in the core of the earth Royalties since birth new my worth they tried to mirth At my pain tryna change the game cuz all these cowards Saying the same thang got dang got dang Time to chess box like Wu Tang leavin' a stain On ya reign no tears though I'll be on solo Rippin' up instrumentals ya know how we do so...yeahhh From the Sunny to bees that make the honey Sticky icky like my spliffs be call me smokey Puttin' fire to mother natures forests check the creases I unleashes Rap game mafiaso so so better back back Or else get dropped lika Domino so here we go! Here we go! With the ghetto jams love girls with the derriere's of Pam Got **** once again it's time to slam Mics harder than Shawn Kemp ya flows shrimp That's why ya girl calls me Mr **** no limp Slick as Rick hello young world tilt and a whirl Catch the swirl of Qatar Pearls on the neck of ya girl Suckas better know I'm coming with a blow Harder than Bowe combined with a super glow black Saiyan raps slayin' turntables layin' So I can get wicked lyrics Pickett like Wilson Flows in unison formation of words Herds a violent surge feel the purge We high rising no disguisin' knockin' out Suckas who jivin' ain't none survivin' ?
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Her mind is corrupted. The thought of *** is always lingering. She's only 16. Why is she having wet dreams? She's such a *** That little thot. She's always wearing shorts or tights. I mean, although the weather's hot, that's still not right! Her makeup looks nice, Her curves are right. But why does she carry herself that way? She wants all the guys eyes on her. Dang. Such an attention seeker! Her hair is right. Her heels are high. I gues you can say she dresses nice. But wait... Isn't it normal for teens to think about *** Or even imagine it? Everyone wears shorts in the heat. She's not fat, She's not anorexic. She does have a nice figure. When she steps out, her shoes are nice, her hair is nice, her make up is right. She looks fabulous. She's smart she has a good personality. I guess she doesn't hang around girls because guys are cooler. Most girls are just like me. Judgemental. She's actually pretty. Pretty cool too. She's comconfident about herself. That's all. Maybe she does it all for herself. I guess it's just my mind that's corrupted.
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Feb 9, 2015
Feb 9, 2015 at 5:59 PM UTC
Judgemental Society
*is there nights still exist.. and helpless cries.. i always remember the part of missing stories... i slept with dry eyes.. as the sun sets in the sky.. my hopes go along with it.. everything’s seem leaden in solemn.. until i’m alone again without you come into my night.. i guess i should be thankful... at least we have one thing in common.. all i think of is you.. and i know that you do the same too.. when moon's climb in the leaden night slowly... i can see your face figure in the stars.. don't you know that  i’m always  thinking of you.. i wish you’d think of me too.. if i wonder how this will work.. when you think of nothing but, yourself,  your poems,  your life and i can’t help but love the way you telling it into the poems.. but maybe this what the fate is.. a twisted series of two soul and mind's fused.. and maybe i’m destined.. to be the victim of my feelings .. but how can i blame the fate..? for something that i have control over... i know you don’t thinking the same as mine.. and i know i’ve fallen too deep into my imagination of your figure.. you have them lined up.. just another notch on your belt.. am i the fool...? am i the one who fell...? but i definitely don't  mind at all.. you twist my yearning around your sincerity... and your lies around my words.. you’re the definition of beauty.. horror, pain, desire  and love... should i run...? should i give up..? sometimes i wish i could just sleep... or  never get  wake up when i was dream of you..* ┈┈┈┈┈»̶·̵̭̌✽✽·̵̭̌«̶  ƦУ  »̶·̵̭̌✽✽·̵̭̌«̶┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ apakah masih ada bentuk malam itu.. . dan ketidak berdayaan sebuah tangisan... masih teringat aku akan sepenggal kisah yang hilang itu.. saat kuterpulasi dengan mata yang kering.. bak mentari yang tebenam dilangit.. begitupun keinginanku yang melaju turut.. segalanya tampak kelam dan hening.. hiingga aku sendiri tanpa engkau singgahi malamku.. harus kusyukuri.. setidaknya kita memiliki satu kesamaan .. aku mengenangmu  .. dan kutahu bahwa engkau melakukan hal yang sama .. saat rembulan mendaki malam kelam perlahan ... aku dapat melihat gambar wajahmu diantara bintang .. tahukah kamu bahwa aku selalu mengenangmu .. ...... dang... why i should made two ver for my poems anyway.. lol.. just writing...
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Jan 11, 2014
Jan 11, 2014 at 10:22 PM UTC
grateful for the blessing
*is there nights still exist.. and helpless cries.. i always remember the part of missing stories... i slept with dry eyes.. as the sun sets in the sky.. my hopes go along with it.. everything’s seem leaden in solemn.. until i’m alone again without you come into my night.. i guess i should be thankful... at least we have one thing in common.. all i think of is you.. and i know that you do the same too.. when moon's climb in the leaden night slowly... i can see your face figure in the stars.. don't you know that  i’m always  thinking of you.. i wish you’d think of me too.. if i wonder how this will work.. when you think of nothing but, yourself,  your poems,  your life and i can’t help but love the way you telling it into the poems.. but maybe this what the fate is.. a twisted series of two soul and mind's fused.. and maybe i’m destined.. to be the victim of my feelings .. but how can i blame the fate..? for something that i have control over... i know you don’t thinking the same as mine.. and i know i’ve fallen too deep into my imagination of your figure.. you have them lined up.. just another notch on your belt.. am i the fool...? am i the one who fell...? but i definitely don't  mind at all.. you twist my yearning around your sincerity... and your lies around my words.. you’re the definition of beauty.. horror, pain, desire  and love... should i run...? should i give up..? sometimes i wish i could just sleep... or  never get  wake up when i was dream of you..* ┈┈┈┈┈»̶·̵̭̌✽✽·̵̭̌«̶  ƦУ  »̶·̵̭̌✽✽·̵̭̌«̶┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ apakah masih ada bentuk malam itu.. . dan ketidak berdayaan sebuah tangisan... masih teringat aku akan sepenggal kisah yang hilang itu.. saat kuterpulasi dengan mata yang kering.. bak mentari yang tebenam dilangit.. begitupun keinginanku yang melaju turut.. segalanya tampak kelam dan hening.. hiingga aku sendiri tanpa engkau singgahi malamku.. harus kusyukuri.. setidaknya kita memiliki satu kesamaan .. aku mengenangmu  .. dan kutahu bahwa engkau melakukan hal yang sama .. saat rembulan mendaki malam kelam perlahan ... aku dapat melihat gambar wajahmu diantara bintang .. tahukah kamu bahwa aku selalu mengenangmu .. ...... dang... why i should made two ver for my poems anyway.. lol.. just writing...
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man who wears a hat sits still near the back unmoved by the world or the exposed breast of a statue (brain waves do not discharge through a fedora) tag attached: bald is sanitary oranges have more delicacy raw smelly and afterward singing allons enfants de patrie ding dang **** like that, all frog-ese so we don’t understand chanteused stiff basso profundo to excite to let us see with the clarity of a dream curled with hate set firm, firmer in the arms of a sleeveless girl then slung to sea level white as a leopard’s eye remember its peroxide bathed, bleached inclined on the pillow just at the angle of expectancy without a hat sideward glance and the crippled heels of angels sparking down the hall bulletin: young man willing to wear false beard to ease the pain for all or trumpet blues broken played horizontal touched by seaweed hands in the light of boats (unfurled) slowly and the memory dies slowly half-forgotten, half-remembered halved again slowly only to begin again grim molecules of love
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man in the hat
There will come a day When you will run out of second chances. There will come a day When everything you've ever known will be gone in an instant. There will come a day When disaster strikes          And you can't do a dang thing about it. We all have become so prone to the idea of disaster. We think that it will always happen to someone else. But it can happen to you at any moment. Your loved ones:          Gone. Your possessions:           Gone. Your life as you know it:           Gone. In the blink of an eye, Everything can disappear. You are not safe from the evil of the world. If anything, You are at your most vulnerable point. In merely seconds, You could get cancer, Or a tornado could strike your house, Or you, Or a loved one, Could die. This is not a call to scare you, Or make you run away. This is just to make you realize how special life is. And how you should cherish it, Every single day. But most importantly,           Remember:                              You can not run from disaster.                              Disaster will strike you.                              Just be prepared to take it.                              And know that it was all for                                                                     The Better.
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May 22, 2013
May 22, 2013 at 11:52 AM UTC
Disaster
There will come a day When you will run out of second chances. There will come a day When everything you've ever known will be gone in an instant. There will come a day When disaster strikes          And you can't do a dang thing about it. We all have become so prone to the idea of disaster. We think that it will always happen to someone else. But it can happen to you at any moment. Your loved ones:          Gone. Your possessions:           Gone. Your life as you know it:           Gone. In the blink of an eye, Everything can disappear. You are not safe from the evil of the world. If anything, You are at your most vulnerable point. In merely seconds, You could get cancer, Or a tornado could strike your house, Or you, Or a loved one, Could die. This is not a call to scare you, Or make you run away. This is just to make you realize how special life is. And how you should cherish it, Every single day. But most importantly,           Remember:                              You can not run from disaster.                              Disaster will strike you.                              Just be prepared to take it.                              And know that it was all for                                                                     The Better.
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Free concerts are full of potheads, they get all in your ear and start talking about the land of milk and honey, DENVER ******* COLORADO. The beers cost 15 bucks for pisswater and barely a pint. The girls all wear pink spaghetti straps sagging acid-wash jeans, and a smell like old milk. The old people dance. the old people dance; there wrinkly pterodactyl arms flapping as they swirl the air with bad knuckles. The air smells, like sweat. Sweat smells like toilet water. Free concerts are usually outside, so hope to ******* Gaia that it doesn't rain, because you're stuck there, drunk and yelling dancing and laughing ******* and falling. Matt, Dang and Me. We spent our summer going to free concerts, because the girls that go to free concerts think tattoos and ************* and toilet humor is more **** than money. The old people dance with you performing some type of necromancy in the air that brings dead things inside of you back to life. And the bud, it's so ******* sticky, and it causes a hacking paroxysm of coughing to the point that you can taste the blood in your mouth, because those people from DENVER ******* COLORADO, really know their ****
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Nov 20, 2011
Nov 20, 2011 at 12:05 AM UTC
Free Concerts.
The devil's speech say they: Rolling, clattering, frolicking, hungry. Billows of charred skeletons embrace the air Black soot pumped straight from the pyres of Hades Congealing to clouds of evil intent wherever it roam. That charred old shell so terse, Black as sadness and dead as a hearse, Darling to death as he brings on the rain: The dry rolling thunder of the funeral train. In the coughing desert Not a thing dares roam Neither wind nor creature And neither stick nor stone. But then the silence disturbed by a horrible shriek - The railway screams in horror and the train itself speaks, saying "Tell me, thou innocent, Why feel you special and best? For when all is done I take you And return you to my nest; Your world is bright and happy Full of high spirits and song, Though soon you too shall step aboard And join my faceless throng." Hot saliva on the heaving engines: Weeping, groaning, ghostly, parched. Rusted joints spewed onwards grinding resisting Movement spat out like a violently beaded string of curses Sloppily uttered as incantations of a malformed mouth! From that charred old shell so terse, Black as sadness and dead as a hearse, Darling to death as he brings on the rain: The dry rolling thunder of the funeral train. That dark train cries out and all around A mourning whimper rises like slumbering fog- Bleak and yellow it obscures the land Seeping out insidious in strange locales all: The old lonely fisherman Sleeping on his wharf, The frustrated hawker's Windblown barefaced booth, Silent streets crying for attention, Dark places hidden at the corner of every eye. That solemn train cries out and all around Her mourning whimper rises like harrowing fog Calling all to upright attention and fear. Looming like a spectre but a breath-span from your window Slowly closing cold dread claws- Naked numbness dumb as ice- Cold dread claws upon thy waist. And you, You poor old thing, Shivering in your pitiful shack of bones, You never had any chance! You were only human. You were only human, you poor old thing. Barreling on with brimstone slang: Clang clang! Dang dang! Beelz Bub! Sputtering an ocean of curses from turgid goat-flesh Born of sadness to cause even more, yawning great maw Jowls clanking with fresh hot oil drool steaming stark and lewd, and yet That charred old shell so terse, Blacker than sadness and slain like a hearse, Is all that gives meaning to our every gain: The dry rolling thunder of the funeral train.
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Oct 4, 2011
Oct 4, 2011 at 12:10 AM UTC
The Funeral Train
The devil's speech say they: Rolling, clattering, frolicking, hungry. Billows of charred skeletons embrace the air Black soot pumped straight from the pyres of Hades Congealing to clouds of evil intent wherever it roam. That charred old shell so terse, Black as sadness and dead as a hearse, Darling to death as he brings on the rain: The dry rolling thunder of the funeral train. In the coughing desert Not a thing dares roam Neither wind nor creature And neither stick nor stone. But then the silence disturbed by a horrible shriek - The railway screams in horror and the train itself speaks, saying "Tell me, thou innocent, Why feel you special and best? For when all is done I take you And return you to my nest; Your world is bright and happy Full of high spirits and song, Though soon you too shall step aboard And join my faceless throng." Hot saliva on the heaving engines: Weeping, groaning, ghostly, parched. Rusted joints spewed onwards grinding resisting Movement spat out like a violently beaded string of curses Sloppily uttered as incantations of a malformed mouth! From that charred old shell so terse, Black as sadness and dead as a hearse, Darling to death as he brings on the rain: The dry rolling thunder of the funeral train. That dark train cries out and all around A mourning whimper rises like slumbering fog- Bleak and yellow it obscures the land Seeping out insidious in strange locales all: The old lonely fisherman Sleeping on his wharf, The frustrated hawker's Windblown barefaced booth, Silent streets crying for attention, Dark places hidden at the corner of every eye. That solemn train cries out and all around Her mourning whimper rises like harrowing fog Calling all to upright attention and fear. Looming like a spectre but a breath-span from your window Slowly closing cold dread claws- Naked numbness dumb as ice- Cold dread claws upon thy waist. And you, You poor old thing, Shivering in your pitiful shack of bones, You never had any chance! You were only human. You were only human, you poor old thing. Barreling on with brimstone slang: Clang clang! Dang dang! Beelz Bub! Sputtering an ocean of curses from turgid goat-flesh Born of sadness to cause even more, yawning great maw Jowls clanking with fresh hot oil drool steaming stark and lewd, and yet That charred old shell so terse, Blacker than sadness and slain like a hearse, Is all that gives meaning to our every gain: The dry rolling thunder of the funeral train.
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Look what the cat done drug in Slow on down... darlin’! Hol’ yo horses! Don’t go get’n a conniption fit Or get’n your knickers in a knot! Hush up Or’n I’m a goin **** a knot in yo tail! I’m busy as a one legged cat in a sandbox,   but I’m fixin tell what we got here at JuJu’s Now lookie here... we got crawfish mild spicy crawfish medium spicy crawfish spicy spicy we got crawfish with corn crawfish with sausage crawfish with potatoes we got crawfish with red sauce crawfish with pink sauce crawfish with melted butter If y’all a bit dry... we got crawfish with canned soda crawfish with bottled water crawfish with beer crawfish with BYOB Or we gots jus’ crawfish Go on an pick how yo’ want yo’ crawfish spiced, then go on an decide what yo’ wanna add!  I reckon we gots dang near 362,888 ways to eat these here mudbugs You might could get spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage spicy spicy crawfish with corn spicy spicy crawfish with potatoes spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage and corn spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage and potatoes spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage, corn and potatoes spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage and beer spicy spicy crawfish with corn and beer spicy spicy crawfish with potatoes and beer spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage, corn, potatoes and beer I could go on... till I’m plum tuckered out... but... Got it?  You good?? You want mushrooms Well, I’ll be Don’t go axin... what we ain’t got No siree bob, no mushrooms We also ain’t got tea, sweet or unsweet But sweet’s the only way to have tea sweetie If you want soda, you can get Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Dr Pepper Diet Dr Pepper, Hawaiian Punch, Brisk Tea Or Root Beer We also got shrimp... just boiled We also got gloves... half a dollar Well, I’m worn slap out! Watcha have a hankerin for?    Take your own sweet time!   Sit a spell You’ll soon be full as a tick on a big dog! Happy as a dead pig in sunshine! You’ll wanna slap yer mama! Can’t decide hon? I do declare! Aren’t you precious? (now... he startin get on my last nerve) Still...can’t make up your mind? Well... I can’t do it fer ya! (bout aggravatin as a rock) You picky?   (Lawd have mercy!) Bless your heart!   ©  2019 Jim Davis
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Apr 30, 2019
Apr 30, 2019 at 11:41 PM UTC
JuJu’s Crawfish Shak
Look what the cat done drug in Slow on down... darlin’! Hol’ yo horses! Don’t go get’n a conniption fit Or get’n your knickers in a knot! Hush up Or’n I’m a goin **** a knot in yo tail! I’m busy as a one legged cat in a sandbox,   but I’m fixin tell what we got here at JuJu’s Now lookie here... we got crawfish mild spicy crawfish medium spicy crawfish spicy spicy we got crawfish with corn crawfish with sausage crawfish with potatoes we got crawfish with red sauce crawfish with pink sauce crawfish with melted butter If y’all a bit dry... we got crawfish with canned soda crawfish with bottled water crawfish with beer crawfish with BYOB Or we gots jus’ crawfish Go on an pick how yo’ want yo’ crawfish spiced, then go on an decide what yo’ wanna add!  I reckon we gots dang near 362,888 ways to eat these here mudbugs You might could get spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage spicy spicy crawfish with corn spicy spicy crawfish with potatoes spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage and corn spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage and potatoes spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage, corn and potatoes spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage and beer spicy spicy crawfish with corn and beer spicy spicy crawfish with potatoes and beer spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage, corn, potatoes and beer I could go on... till I’m plum tuckered out... but... Got it?  You good?? You want mushrooms Well, I’ll be Don’t go axin... what we ain’t got No siree bob, no mushrooms We also ain’t got tea, sweet or unsweet But sweet’s the only way to have tea sweetie If you want soda, you can get Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Dr Pepper Diet Dr Pepper, Hawaiian Punch, Brisk Tea Or Root Beer We also got shrimp... just boiled We also got gloves... half a dollar Well, I’m worn slap out! Watcha have a hankerin for?    Take your own sweet time!   Sit a spell You’ll soon be full as a tick on a big dog! Happy as a dead pig in sunshine! You’ll wanna slap yer mama! Can’t decide hon? I do declare! Aren’t you precious? (now... he startin get on my last nerve) Still...can’t make up your mind? Well... I can’t do it fer ya! (bout aggravatin as a rock) You picky?   (Lawd have mercy!) Bless your heart!   ©  2019 Jim Davis
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Smooth, strong, deep, therapeutic. Hands playing on my skin like a virtuoso pianist. Stroking, kneading, pressing. With every stroke, his hands melt my stress. Sooth my pains, physical and mental. My anxiety fades. My mind rests. Stroking, kneading, pressing. His hands are sensual. His eyes are closed, so his hands move on their own. No distractions. Just natural. Instinctive. Stroking, kneading, pressing. I’m open and vulnerable, self conscious. But his hands even sooth my flaws, and imperfections. Press against places I keep covered. Unflattering angles I would rather keep hidden, But somehow his hands seem to find beauty even in that. Stroking, kneading, pressing. Dang....the hour is up.
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May 19, 2019
May 19, 2019 at 12:08 AM UTC
His Hands
Oh. sorry for disturbing you but I forgot my toothbrush. Oh I am so sorry. I left my spare keys on the mantle. Oh my bad. Could you look in the closet I forgot my heavy jacket. Oh dang. I forgot my purpose. Oh by the way. I forgot to love you. Goodbye my love.
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Oct 4, 2013
Oct 4, 2013 at 8:04 AM UTC
Forgot my toothbrush
Someone asked how old I am, and this was my reply; “I’m about as old as the dirt that’ll cover me when I die.” I’m the oldest dead person living, according to Guinness’s book. A record once held by a bible guy, but one from him I took. Friends who have all gone before                   wonder if they should fret. They think I’ve likely gone to hell, ‘cause I’m not in heaven yet. I have grandkids in rest homes. They don’t mind it there. But when I go to visit you should see the people stare. Went to a senior Citizen’s club ‘til the day that I was told, “Sorry, but you can’t come back because you’re too **** old.” At my last birthday party, all the candles lit the sky Fourteen cakes to hold ‘em all… Three fire trucks stopped by.. So, you want to know how old I am? Well, that’s just too dang bad At my age I can’t remember squat, and really….I’m kinda’ glad.
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Nov 27, 2011
Nov 27, 2011 at 9:41 AM UTC
How Old Am I?
The Milkman Cometh It could be Margie or it could be Pearl bringing us our refreshment we trust though we are all old dead beat boozers we still enjoy sweet cookies dunked in lust we waited for Hickey for as long as we could to get this party off with a bang but we've waited long enough I say time for a grand toast gosh dang Rocky gave us the okay to get started but he asked us to leave Cora alone she was busy baking a surprise cake for the captain who was finally coming home Hickey finally shows but wont raise his glass says he sees better now that he's sober but he couldn't take the kiss from her lips and quickly began to disrobe her got milk they all yelled as the night wore on the police finally shut it all down the chocolate had been spilled everywhere the news was all over the town Gomer LePoet....
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Mar 4, 2014
Mar 4, 2014 at 10:56 PM UTC
The Milkman Cometh
Frustration does me no good It hurts, neglects me & builds resentment I want to overcome my frustration I will do it too But for now, I am too dang frustrated to get over my frustration
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Jun 26, 2014
Jun 26, 2014 at 11:31 PM UTC
Frustration
Dont hate me cuz I am beautiful Looking Hijabi-licious for Allah, devoutly dutiful Shaking your head at me cuz I cover Wouldn’t take you nor your wingman as a lover Glaring at me crazily cuz I’m veiled An ocean of chastity you’ve never sailed And you’re all alarmed cuz I’m devout I’m hijab-tastic! Not even a single toe is out! You can quit cat-calling me too; Cuz I’m chaste Aint’ no welcome sign wrapped ‘round this waist Tryna peer pressure me cuz I’m concealed And ain’t out here tryna cop a feel Pontificating that I’m oppressed cuz I’m different “miss Muhammed is much too modest, we like ‘em ignorant” And you’re kinda curious cuz u cant cuddle this Jelly Joker, Lord knows ur stupid tail ain’t ready So don’t hate cuz you, your boy, and your girl cant touch this I’m a female manifestation of feminine justice ********************************************* And girl, now you’re just jealous cuz you think he likes it Said “wonder what her hair’s like when she unties it?” Yeah She’s hoping to high heaven that I’m hot in my Hijab So she can get me to join her in flashing flabby flabs of abs Don’t be mean to me cuz real men find me appealing Kindly consider concealing all the cleavage you’ve been revealing You’re surprised because our boss recognized my mind? Could it be because he isn’t busy admiring my behind? I heard there was insane party where the office nicknamed you Lil “Miss loose & cray cray” Oh, Dang. Anyway, they nicknamed me Lil Miss gotta go pray pray You out here hating cuz my beauty is discreet But if I was half naked, girl you know you couldn’t compete So later for you, your lewd dude, and your half **** crew! It’s not your pleasure that I seek Allah, the Beautiful Fashioner, formed this physique Verily Allah made everything valuable a challenge to achieve Pearls, diamonds, gold, heaven, and— yes!— even ME He, Almighty, offered me a trade treaty, His commands for my Destiny So I traded in ****** for decency I traded in popularity for modesty And I’m trading in your knuckle-headed opinion For His highest heavenly dominion Hijab-ulous 4 life!
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Dec 7, 2020
Dec 7, 2020 at 2:34 AM UTC
Hijab-ulous!
Dont hate me cuz I am beautiful Looking Hijabi-licious for Allah, devoutly dutiful Shaking your head at me cuz I cover Wouldn’t take you nor your wingman as a lover Glaring at me crazily cuz I’m veiled An ocean of chastity you’ve never sailed And you’re all alarmed cuz I’m devout I’m hijab-tastic! Not even a single toe is out! You can quit cat-calling me too; Cuz I’m chaste Aint’ no welcome sign wrapped ‘round this waist Tryna peer pressure me cuz I’m concealed And ain’t out here tryna cop a feel Pontificating that I’m oppressed cuz I’m different “miss Muhammed is much too modest, we like ‘em ignorant” And you’re kinda curious cuz u cant cuddle this Jelly Joker, Lord knows ur stupid tail ain’t ready So don’t hate cuz you, your boy, and your girl cant touch this I’m a female manifestation of feminine justice ********************************************* And girl, now you’re just jealous cuz you think he likes it Said “wonder what her hair’s like when she unties it?” Yeah She’s hoping to high heaven that I’m hot in my Hijab So she can get me to join her in flashing flabby flabs of abs Don’t be mean to me cuz real men find me appealing Kindly consider concealing all the cleavage you’ve been revealing You’re surprised because our boss recognized my mind? Could it be because he isn’t busy admiring my behind? I heard there was insane party where the office nicknamed you Lil “Miss loose & cray cray” Oh, Dang. Anyway, they nicknamed me Lil Miss gotta go pray pray You out here hating cuz my beauty is discreet But if I was half naked, girl you know you couldn’t compete So later for you, your lewd dude, and your half **** crew! It’s not your pleasure that I seek Allah, the Beautiful Fashioner, formed this physique Verily Allah made everything valuable a challenge to achieve Pearls, diamonds, gold, heaven, and— yes!— even ME He, Almighty, offered me a trade treaty, His commands for my Destiny So I traded in ****** for decency I traded in popularity for modesty And I’m trading in your knuckle-headed opinion For His highest heavenly dominion Hijab-ulous 4 life!
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I wander into this dark, misTearYous room —and there he was...and wow! What a Fig! He with the long, lustRuse hair, sitting at a corner table, nursing a cup of hot cocoa. Dang. He has better hair than I do! “I’m  a  gin at  Ion’s,” were his first words spoken. “I’m  a  gin at  Ion’s.” And then sighlens. I was trying to look through his lens, and figure out his sighs, when he utters, “I can see you are number—“ “Huh? I am number what? I don’t see any lines here..." “Ah, yes you are, as I was... NumBer as in more than numb.” Epicfunny! He definitely got me, he with the misTearYous eyes so I sit down and ask him what he means (but I refused to ask how he saw through my numbity) “What do you mean that you are a gin? And where is Ion’s?” “Exactly just that. I’m a gin at Ion’s. A **** t’Eve.” He tells me that Ion’s is nowhere, everywhere and knowhere, of how anyone who takes even a sip of that gin can hold on to it— too much, so much so, as to lose that grip on ReAhhlity... I ask him what he does there. Seemingly one word, two meanings— "aMuse," says he... He reveals he is also part-tickles, part abs-tackles then he also exhails at wind ‘o pains, to fog or clear up views and relayshunships... But oh! How at one point he felt tieurd, of how he had so many callUses— numb, tired of how it reCurse, of always being called upon, of being used Sighlens. Been used So many times, he didn’t know who he was anymore... a Duke at Ion’s,       a con’s front at Ion’s, an ex pecked at Ion’s,     a lucid at Ion’s,               a rebel at Ion’s... Oddly enough, even if he has been ‘d sign at Ion’s, he still felt blahtantly invisible, even if at one point he wore only a V-bra at Ion’s! He chalks everything up to exPeerience, and has learned from it. And that's why he's also known as a sensei at Ion’s (his personal favorite) He says even if he can go beyond infinity, he— He stops (ah gain!) and yes, there it sneaked in...Sighlens. Telling me through the void, through his sighs, through his lens To close my eyes, and figYour out myself. And then I do... ReAhhlieZing how much I could relate, how I have been in DenyAll of my possiBElities. It is all a matter of perSpeck'tEve, of looking at each tiny speck of life, of creating something from each of it, entire universes even— boundless How odd that I myself felt like I'm a gin at Ion's... Scrunchscrunch...Imaginations. Addictive, yes, so I best be careful with where I take it. I oh!pen my eyes and the fig meant to show me ReAhhlity had gone...
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Mar 23, 2012
Mar 23, 2012 at 1:12 PM UTC
Fig Meant at Ion's
I wander into this dark, misTearYous room —and there he was...and wow! What a Fig! He with the long, lustRuse hair, sitting at a corner table, nursing a cup of hot cocoa. Dang. He has better hair than I do! “I’m  a  gin at  Ion’s,” were his first words spoken. “I’m  a  gin at  Ion’s.” And then sighlens. I was trying to look through his lens, and figure out his sighs, when he utters, “I can see you are number—“ “Huh? I am number what? I don’t see any lines here..." “Ah, yes you are, as I was... NumBer as in more than numb.” Epicfunny! He definitely got me, he with the misTearYous eyes so I sit down and ask him what he means (but I refused to ask how he saw through my numbity) “What do you mean that you are a gin? And where is Ion’s?” “Exactly just that. I’m a gin at Ion’s. A **** t’Eve.” He tells me that Ion’s is nowhere, everywhere and knowhere, of how anyone who takes even a sip of that gin can hold on to it— too much, so much so, as to lose that grip on ReAhhlity... I ask him what he does there. Seemingly one word, two meanings— "aMuse," says he... He reveals he is also part-tickles, part abs-tackles then he also exhails at wind ‘o pains, to fog or clear up views and relayshunships... But oh! How at one point he felt tieurd, of how he had so many callUses— numb, tired of how it reCurse, of always being called upon, of being used Sighlens. Been used So many times, he didn’t know who he was anymore... a Duke at Ion’s,       a con’s front at Ion’s, an ex pecked at Ion’s,     a lucid at Ion’s,               a rebel at Ion’s... Oddly enough, even if he has been ‘d sign at Ion’s, he still felt blahtantly invisible, even if at one point he wore only a V-bra at Ion’s! He chalks everything up to exPeerience, and has learned from it. And that's why he's also known as a sensei at Ion’s (his personal favorite) He says even if he can go beyond infinity, he— He stops (ah gain!) and yes, there it sneaked in...Sighlens. Telling me through the void, through his sighs, through his lens To close my eyes, and figYour out myself. And then I do... ReAhhlieZing how much I could relate, how I have been in DenyAll of my possiBElities. It is all a matter of perSpeck'tEve, of looking at each tiny speck of life, of creating something from each of it, entire universes even— boundless How odd that I myself felt like I'm a gin at Ion's... Scrunchscrunch...Imaginations. Addictive, yes, so I best be careful with where I take it. I oh!pen my eyes and the fig meant to show me ReAhhlity had gone...
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Listening to George Jones. Or Mel Tillis. Or Maybe Mickey Gilley. I'm just a country boy listening to a country song. Good loving. Or a good feeling. I'm just a country boy listening to a country song. Listening to the original Statler Brothers. Singing Flowers on the Wall. Or Marty Robbins singing My Woman, My Woman, My Wife. There's nothing greater then a good country song. Whether it's by Johnny Cash. Or Johnny Paycheck. Or Roger Miller singing Dang It. There's just nothing like a good country song. Sure they reminds you of the blues. Or the blues reminds you of country. Either way the message is cleared. There's nothing like a good country love song. Throw in some Tammy Wynette. Or Loretta Lynn. Or play you some Dolly. And you'll see the story happening. Cause there's nothing like a good country song.
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Jul 21, 2012
Jul 21, 2012 at 10:45 PM UTC
A Good Country Song
I'm curious if there will be an us. If I'll have a plus one to all these weddings coming up. I wonder what you're thinking... If you'll ever know that I've been dreaming of you of all the things we used to do And all that I hope to do. I wonder what you think of me, how you view what we used to be If you hope to find a different side of me Because I want you to see all of me. I'd open up to you If I knew for sure that we'd make it through. And I don't doubt that I will anyway Because I have some things I want to say to you. Some things I want to finish, too. I want to pick up on that last conversation that we had where I ended up so dang sad Because I never considered the idea But I think I knew somewhere inside And still, all I wanted to do was hide. But I've conquered the fear, I think, of knowing what's inside of me. And you know my demons and you were there through the fight You're the only one who held me while I cried. Thank you for always being there by my side. I just cant help but wonder after all this rain and thunder (as if it will ever end) You'll ever be more than my friend. But you know what they say about curiosity. It kills. So does that apply to dreams?
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Feb 10, 2015
Feb 10, 2015 at 9:47 PM UTC
Curiosity kills (dreams) I think
.    oo     oo          oo                oo o                    oo oo                       oo ooo                       ooo ooo                    ooo oooooooooooo oooooo **•an eternity it    seems like•dang- ling your hook in the sea of life•hoping for bre- am, salmon or pike•one of which would make the perfect wife•many a fish in rivers and lakes •plenty more awaiting in oceans and seas• many would do whatever it takes • battling the days' heat  and  nights' breeze • wishing upon      many moonbeams•followed      by •            the  passing of indifferent          • sun-rays •waiting an entire  lifetime it seems •just to finally land that coveted catch    of the                 day     •                           •** .
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Nov 19, 2015
Nov 19, 2015 at 9:52 AM UTC
Catch of the Day
the pages of my notebook are probably more lovelorn than i'll ever be idk i never longed to be a tree burying my roots deep into Her soil, moaning okay maybe i did because sometimes i only exist in crumpled up shreds of graphing paper between my awkward handwriting and things i wish i'd have told you, residing at the bottom of the ******* bin (we're all writing about somebody) fundamentally, i only exist between the blue lines and the margins i want to be a tree again Mother Earth is a **** (i mean, dang bruh, she's beautiful) want my roots reaching as far into her as they'll go / want her attached to me in every way possible / want her in every way possible i want to stay here forever if i fall alone in the forest **** right i'll make a sound: symphony of the lovelorn branches in C-minor except it's not really a symphony i'm just giving an impromptu solo to my ******* bin, i have played the viola since 6th grade and heartstrings since 7th
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Jan 26, 2014
Jan 26, 2014 at 2:48 AM UTC
Ache On The Lovelorn Pages
I was once in a rough & gruff biker gang figthing with tough as nails bikers, dang and I knew all of the sick biker slang, but then I woke up when my cell phone rang
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Dec 13, 2014
Dec 13, 2014 at 5:53 PM UTC
5-halfway there(and in the light!)
I want to smush my face in a big fat delicious frosted cake, and blow out candle after candle and watch ice cream melt as I dig through the moist sugary cake-bread with my fists, and I eat everything I want in this delicious, nice restaurant I want to pout at anyone else who makes grumpy faces, I am the **** queen so it's my gosh **** party, dang it I want to drink until I almost throw up and then do drugs and grab ******* and scream with laughter and true fun! I want to flash strangers and get birthday kisses and hugs I want to smear lipstick all over my face, I want GLITTER I want to roll in checks from relatives in far-off places with the clothes and money and drugs that I will buy I want to cry big crocodile tears over wrapping paper and wear a pretty crown and take pictures, please yes I want to smile so hard my cheeks hurt, ouch, and get away with being a little ******** because I'll say sorry tomorrow I want firecrackers and free things and fun fun fun fun fun fun fun because it's my birthday, and I get to do whatever the **** I want!
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Jun 2, 2013
Jun 2, 2013 at 12:07 PM UTC
it's my ******* birthday
'Sneaky'' he's watching your every move awaiting for you to fail once he sees your back is turned he'll pounce over the rail he's eyeing your every step snickering upon its lips once he sees he has a chance he'll break out and zip low and behold the watcher no one knows from whence he came once he thinks you surely failed he'll swear to do it again cowering in the corners awaiting for you to subside once he thinks you are gone he will no longer hide he's watching your every move awaiting as to attack dang cat isn't so smart Master is coming back
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Jan 20, 2015
Jan 20, 2015 at 8:22 PM UTC
Sneaky