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"curmudgeon" poems
1. Nymphomaniac-addicts, Overweight bisexual vegetarians Climbing trees to stay fit and eating 80’s fried chicken ******* 2. just imagine Aquarians full of class valedictorians Swimming on display for graduation ceremony… reverse-symbolism of how Moolch drowned His ***** 3. Better yet, just imagine Holy wars, Beautiful words written to describe the burning pains Of holocaust...the Kristallnacht nights Under the mistletoe, Watching Hall of fame ball hawks on pivot toes Driving through hoes After the whistle blows 4 College Literacy classes teaching basic: Ideas that good questions leads to good answers, Reading reminders Free association conceptual constructions 5. But ************ professor: free association **** shticks misfires, false alarms are all art, too, Like sticking a dagger into an apple, Not the edible, but the technology. 6. Go head, deconstruct the philosophy Of oral cute-tification, according to the Tautology of Leviticus, With the same three half truths, pogroms against biological deviant... FLAGS! 7. Cryptic gospels of a ************ Where three F.F.F’s Stands for six six six Like how 1mg of juxtaposition And a dose of metamorphosis is the repertoire of a king of curmudgeon ‘cause even the Holy Ghost drinks from the cup of Christ’s blood. 8. Reading, Self-flagellation gospel-manual of Pope John Paul II, At shrink sessions under the daze of heron Piper methysticum blunts With sweet phat butts like lit lickerish that droop eyes Like the psalm of Valeriana officinalis root extract.
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Feb 12, 2012
Feb 12, 2012 at 12:46 PM UTC
Phrenology of SAMO (from 1.Amativeness to 8. Acquisitiveness)
1. Nymphomaniac-addicts, Overweight bisexual vegetarians Climbing trees to stay fit and eating 80’s fried chicken ******* 2. just imagine Aquarians full of class valedictorians Swimming on display for graduation ceremony… reverse-symbolism of how Moolch drowned His ***** 3. Better yet, just imagine Holy wars, Beautiful words written to describe the burning pains Of holocaust...the Kristallnacht nights Under the mistletoe, Watching Hall of fame ball hawks on pivot toes Driving through hoes After the whistle blows 4 College Literacy classes teaching basic: Ideas that good questions leads to good answers, Reading reminders Free association conceptual constructions 5. But ************ professor: free association **** shticks misfires, false alarms are all art, too, Like sticking a dagger into an apple, Not the edible, but the technology. 6. Go head, deconstruct the philosophy Of oral cute-tification, according to the Tautology of Leviticus, With the same three half truths, pogroms against biological deviant... FLAGS! 7. Cryptic gospels of a ************ Where three F.F.F’s Stands for six six six Like how 1mg of juxtaposition And a dose of metamorphosis is the repertoire of a king of curmudgeon ‘cause even the Holy Ghost drinks from the cup of Christ’s blood. 8. Reading, Self-flagellation gospel-manual of Pope John Paul II, At shrink sessions under the daze of heron Piper methysticum blunts With sweet phat butts like lit lickerish that droop eyes Like the psalm of Valeriana officinalis root extract.
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The great dialectic remains between fate and free will. I'm prepared to defend the notion that fate has a bigger hand Without seeing into the future we are unable to change it The forms textures chiaroscuros and chromes are painted into each of us as we descend into the world soul and discover we are not merely posing cameos   directed by each other's projections All souls are evocations, layer upon layer of archetypes   each of them prayers and yogas all irreducible fluctious desires voluptuous nymph or curmudgeon hero or ***** As depth accumulates we give each thing a name we live and unfurl destiny both good and evil This fate already forged into our souls. Only in destinies weaving finality,  even beyond the grave  are we melted down like snow in divine rays of effulgent light, and pure spirit
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Jun 18, 2018
Jun 18, 2018 at 11:08 AM UTC
Fate and Will
Ever heard your voice take a trip mid sentence And start scrambling eggs, Ending sentences with verbs, Mixing Soy sauce with Bacardi And chasing the laughter down your throat with onions Cuckolding in the middle of the afternoon Where violet doesn’t recognize blue As a hue worthy enough to frolic with the afternoon dew, And then your brain smiles to your ****** And you choke on a giggle And wiggle an index finger just a little And remember black widows Were once angels who bought into self fulfilling prophecies Like wearing Armani suits barefoot And breathing through your skin Hoping life doesn’t die in your arms And leave a beautiful corpse With great stories suffocating inside And make the subpar ambitions of an unborn child jealous. Now ever heard a genius cry? ‘cause then you’ve heard an artist cry. Ever ate pork fried rice on a Sunday afternoon? ‘cause if you have you’ve heard the words of Leviticus cry. Ever read these written words? ‘cause if you have you’ve heard memories die And pains scream in alphabets of pleasure— The universal language of immaculate deception That sweeps through every tongue in involuntary pneumonia Like waltzing to the Amen’s of the devil With oxygen choking your nostrils And monoxide nodding your fingers to pull the trigger Of death dancing on the tomb of your destiny Like how a dose of metamorphosis And a 1mg of juxtaposition Is the repertoire of a king of curmudgeon. But ever heard a musical note?   Then you’ve heard the story of how joy lost the war of happiness to bitterness. Ever heard the sound of silence? Then you’ve heard the face of evil and the thoughts of serenity Joined at the hip of rock of Gibraltar, Nodding heads at the gospels of Gothic prophets Spewing sermons of a perfecter way to word the meaning of love. Ever heard a Mockingjay sing? Then you’ve heard the lullabies of suicide, Like falling from grace from the eyes of your one true love And landing on the plastic bag made of her silence Only to wake from the land of death and catch your voice breaking at mid sentence And mend it with the lies of sunshine that you call your life.
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May 11, 2012
May 11, 2012 at 2:51 PM UTC
EXU
Ever heard your voice take a trip mid sentence And start scrambling eggs, Ending sentences with verbs, Mixing Soy sauce with Bacardi And chasing the laughter down your throat with onions Cuckolding in the middle of the afternoon Where violet doesn’t recognize blue As a hue worthy enough to frolic with the afternoon dew, And then your brain smiles to your ****** And you choke on a giggle And wiggle an index finger just a little And remember black widows Were once angels who bought into self fulfilling prophecies Like wearing Armani suits barefoot And breathing through your skin Hoping life doesn’t die in your arms And leave a beautiful corpse With great stories suffocating inside And make the subpar ambitions of an unborn child jealous. Now ever heard a genius cry? ‘cause then you’ve heard an artist cry. Ever ate pork fried rice on a Sunday afternoon? ‘cause if you have you’ve heard the words of Leviticus cry. Ever read these written words? ‘cause if you have you’ve heard memories die And pains scream in alphabets of pleasure— The universal language of immaculate deception That sweeps through every tongue in involuntary pneumonia Like waltzing to the Amen’s of the devil With oxygen choking your nostrils And monoxide nodding your fingers to pull the trigger Of death dancing on the tomb of your destiny Like how a dose of metamorphosis And a 1mg of juxtaposition Is the repertoire of a king of curmudgeon. But ever heard a musical note?   Then you’ve heard the story of how joy lost the war of happiness to bitterness. Ever heard the sound of silence? Then you’ve heard the face of evil and the thoughts of serenity Joined at the hip of rock of Gibraltar, Nodding heads at the gospels of Gothic prophets Spewing sermons of a perfecter way to word the meaning of love. Ever heard a Mockingjay sing? Then you’ve heard the lullabies of suicide, Like falling from grace from the eyes of your one true love And landing on the plastic bag made of her silence Only to wake from the land of death and catch your voice breaking at mid sentence And mend it with the lies of sunshine that you call your life.
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A dancing Bear grotesque and funny Earned for his master heaps of money, Gruff yet good-natured, fond of honey, And cheerful if the day was sunny. Past hedge and ditch, past pond and wood He tramped, and on some common stood; There, cottage children circling gaily, He in their midmost footed daily. Pandean pipes and drum and muzzle Were quite enough his brain to puzzle: But like a philosophic bear He let alone extraneous care And danced contented anywhere. Still, year on year, and wear and tear, Age even the gruffest, bluffest bear. A day came when he scarce could prance, And when his master looked askance On dancing Bear who would not dance. To looks succeeded blows; hard blows Battered his ears and poor old nose. From bluff and gruff he waxed curmudgeon; He danced indeed, but danced in dudgeon, Capered in fury fast and faster. Ah, could he once but hug his master And perish in one joint disaster! But deafness, blindness, weakness growing, Not fury's self could keep him going. One dark day when the snow was snowing His cup was brimmed to overflowing: He tottered, toppled on one side, Growled once, and shook his head, and died. The master kicked and struck in vain, The weary drudge had distanced pain And never now would wince again. The master growled; he might have howled Or coaxed,--that slave's last growl was growled. So gnawed by rancor and chagrin One thing remained: he sold the skin. What next the man did is not worth Your notice or my setting forth, But hearken what befell at last. His idle working days gone past, And not one friend and not one penny Stored up (if ever he had any Friends; but his coppers had been many), All doors stood shut against him but The workhouse door, which cannot shut. There he droned on,--a grim old sinner, Toothless, and grumbling for his dinner, Unpitied quite, uncared for much (The rate-payers not favoring such), Hungry and gaunt, with time to spare; Perhaps the hungry, gaunt old Bear Danced back, a haunting memory. Indeed, I hope so, for you see If once the hard old heart relented, The hard old man may have repented.
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A dancing Bear grotesque and funny Earned for his master heaps of money, Gruff yet good-natured, fond of honey, And cheerful if the day was sunny. Past hedge and ditch, past pond and wood He tramped, and on some common stood; There, cottage children circling gaily, He in their midmost footed daily. Pandean pipes and drum and muzzle Were quite enough his brain to puzzle: But like a philosophic bear He let alone extraneous care And danced contented anywhere. Still, year on year, and wear and tear, Age even the gruffest, bluffest bear. A day came when he scarce could prance, And when his master looked askance On dancing Bear who would not dance. To looks succeeded blows; hard blows Battered his ears and poor old nose. From bluff and gruff he waxed curmudgeon; He danced indeed, but danced in dudgeon, Capered in fury fast and faster. Ah, could he once but hug his master And perish in one joint disaster! But deafness, blindness, weakness growing, Not fury's self could keep him going. One dark day when the snow was snowing His cup was brimmed to overflowing: He tottered, toppled on one side, Growled once, and shook his head, and died. The master kicked and struck in vain, The weary drudge had distanced pain And never now would wince again. The master growled; he might have howled Or coaxed,--that slave's last growl was growled. So gnawed by rancor and chagrin One thing remained: he sold the skin. What next the man did is not worth Your notice or my setting forth, But hearken what befell at last. His idle working days gone past, And not one friend and not one penny Stored up (if ever he had any Friends; but his coppers had been many), All doors stood shut against him but The workhouse door, which cannot shut. There he droned on,--a grim old sinner, Toothless, and grumbling for his dinner, Unpitied quite, uncared for much (The rate-payers not favoring such), Hungry and gaunt, with time to spare; Perhaps the hungry, gaunt old Bear Danced back, a haunting memory. Indeed, I hope so, for you see If once the hard old heart relented, The hard old man may have repented.
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A Bountiful Sky for Foolish Old Men early up, haunted-stoked~woked by a multilingual sky, an impish childish creation of an immature god, inconsistently incapable, of making up his moody mind, whiny then smiley, cloudless besotted, morphed into crystalline blue of a well behaved in Sunday best, warming the souls of the begotten and the misbegotten, the hardened and the poetic souls, tho he laughs at himself, for he too is both, curmudgeon and a mr. softee, whiny child in rapid aging body, wearing of discovery of new places for to ache, pains that don’t fit med scales of 1~10, unless it is the Richter Earthquake formulation. despite all, his eyeballs seethe, immaculate degeneration still allows the seeing of broad brush paint strokes of the team of angelic artistes that do the detailing of the palette above, how! they, love their big bold brushes that sky swipe atmospheric residue into 31 Baskin Robbins flavors, with swirls of caramel chocolate butterscotch that make the man’s complaints whisked into who-cares-a-damn anyway ice creamery reverie and all that other stuff disbarred from the aborning morning clarity of “good morning ole man, where’s my coffee” diurnal tuning that the women hums, reminding those in the earshot crowd of one, that s’mores and chores, tasks and at lasts, dogs need walking, gardens watering, cushions  plumping, evening dishes moving from dishwasher onto wallpaper-covered shelves, geese-away-chasing, and loving poetry by a poetoftheway scribbling… 8:01 AM Frieday, Jun 30
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Jun 30, 2023
Jun 30, 2023 at 8:32 AM UTC
A Bountiful Sky for Foolish Old Men
A Bountiful Sky for Foolish Old Men early up, haunted-stoked~woked by a multilingual sky, an impish childish creation of an immature god, inconsistently incapable, of making up his moody mind, whiny then smiley, cloudless besotted, morphed into crystalline blue of a well behaved in Sunday best, warming the souls of the begotten and the misbegotten, the hardened and the poetic souls, tho he laughs at himself, for he too is both, curmudgeon and a mr. softee, whiny child in rapid aging body, wearing of discovery of new places for to ache, pains that don’t fit med scales of 1~10, unless it is the Richter Earthquake formulation. despite all, his eyeballs seethe, immaculate degeneration still allows the seeing of broad brush paint strokes of the team of angelic artistes that do the detailing of the palette above, how! they, love their big bold brushes that sky swipe atmospheric residue into 31 Baskin Robbins flavors, with swirls of caramel chocolate butterscotch that make the man’s complaints whisked into who-cares-a-damn anyway ice creamery reverie and all that other stuff disbarred from the aborning morning clarity of “good morning ole man, where’s my coffee” diurnal tuning that the women hums, reminding those in the earshot crowd of one, that s’mores and chores, tasks and at lasts, dogs need walking, gardens watering, cushions  plumping, evening dishes moving from dishwasher onto wallpaper-covered shelves, geese-away-chasing, and loving poetry by a poetoftheway scribbling… 8:01 AM Frieday, Jun 30
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I am not reliably informed whether it were hearsays or rumours, but it feels like an apocalypse. I neither relate to gauche nor belligerence Connoisseur not cynical but I've been made an adjective,described as a Curmudgeon. See I have enemies, camouflage had to I, but then it seems to cloud my judgement like an eclipse. These people are all schoolbags because they said this behind my back. Unbeknownst to me I am a Curmudgeon.
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Aug 14, 2015
Aug 14, 2015 at 9:02 PM UTC
Unbeknownst
This actually happened pretty much as I have told it. It happened on a weekday afternoon in summer on 60th Avenue in the Queensboro Hill section of Flushing, NY. The Mister softeee trucks still roam the streets to this day playing the same jingle as in my youth. For some reason they have adopted a sensible pay first policy. The Pioneer was the name of the local tavern at the foot of the street. it now serves bubble tea to the asian elite. Our ice cream man on Queensboro hill was a curmudgeon, to put it kind. I'm pretty sure he hated those who paid in quarters, nickels and dimes. Ritchie was a "special " kid He was a big kid for his age. To put things gently he was slow, Half a wit and not a sage. We heard the Mister Softee Jingle from a good half mile away It must haven driven the bald guy mad to have to listen to that all day. Ritchie went up to the window He got a cone then refused to pay. Mister Softee left his station. Ritchie made to run away. It was like a Chinese Fire Drill Ritchie jumped into the truck The keys were there, the engine on. He displayed considerable verve and pluck. The softee truck rolled down the block with Mister Softee in hot pursuit. His bald head gleaming in the sun wishing for his long lost youth. The truck crashed into the Pioneer. Ritchie was cuffed and led away. Mr. softee nursed his vanquished pride. His truck sold no more cones that day.
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Dec 10, 2011
Dec 10, 2011 at 8:35 PM UTC
The Mister Softee Heist
I won't be on site for some time. I'm writing the story of my father's life. He's 91 years old. In a power chair due to severe arthritis. Almost completely deaf and going blind. He can't read properly now and, being a very bright man, is filled with ennui. He doesn't know what to do with his time. I want to find out about his life. I know parts which I will put in this poem you are about to read... My father's not a nobleman Born a farmer's son He has not the title Prince In my heart he's surely one My father is not tall of build He's not a rugged man But on his shoulders as a child I saw the Earth's full span My father is not wealthy Has no Goods to share But in my heart I know his worth He is a billionaire He is not a Wise Man Has not those gifts to share But he has a high IQ Is bright beyond compare Raised in the Great Depression He ate the slop for pigs Now he's a survivor His grave cancer didn't dig! He saw Okinawa Eniwetok's grim atoll Code named "Ivy Mike" The Bomb landed on it's shoal He went to MIT Far 'above his station' And he did it with a handicap A 7th grade education He is not a saint He is far from 'pure' But in my mind he's worth it His tale should endure So I will write his story I believe it should be told He is a curmudgeon *But he has a heart of gold* ♡ Catherine
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Aug 24, 2016
Aug 24, 2016 at 1:55 AM UTC
My Father's Story
(First draft) An authentic smile defeated then deleted long ago, zero chance of winnin' stretchin' all the way back to my beginnin' It was a genuine expression that slowly melted to an unrecognizable reflection All pigmentation givin' way revealin' a secondary, ghostly stand in Granted, it happened in my formative years before I was abandoned due to the mutation But the impact has been felt through forty somethin' calendars and countin' A true representation of life's failed mission, I'm guessin' Not necessarily my opinion but one every other person is holdin', no question Still wouldn't say it's been a waste but the needles strongly leanin' towards no reason for existin' An overall lack of position, doesn't seem like I was designed to fit in, that is if my life has been any indication I manage to make it to and through the proverbial one more day but where's the lesson? This just feels like non-monetary extortion of a life-sized portion Take far more than what's given, with or without permission I'm still in competition with myself, the prize, livin' The compromise, loosin' myself in a broken system or durin' the transition The eradication of an inner companion, replacin' compassion with aggression, smooth sailin' with frustration, no direction, no validation The transition to curmudgeon happened earlier than expected, drawin' parallels from the curious case of Benjamin Button Not for nothin', the infestation of negative thoughts caused a mutation inside and out, completely loosin' what it means to be human It's not a lose lose situation, and it sure ain't win win, and any other option, I'm guessin', got lost in translation But I'm pretty sure somethin's gotta end in order for another somethin' to begin, at least that's what I'm hearin' Still can't find a reason that justifies the conviction, is what I'm feelin' damnation? Is what I'm seein' my own creation? It could just be that no matter what I'm not goin' to enjoy the conclusion, not allowed to settle on your preferred endin' No fat lady singin', just a band playin' as I feel myself sinkin' into oblivion so pardon me for givin' up on salvation It should go without sayin' but you're waistin' away waitin' for divine intervention, be careful what you use for inspiration It may not be your intention, but there's no hate like the love of a christian, I'm just sayin' Pay attention, who you're praying to every day may not be the one listenin' ©2023
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Aug 25, 2023
Aug 25, 2023 at 3:45 AM UTC
~•§•~ Not for Nothin' I ~•§•~
(First draft) An authentic smile defeated then deleted long ago, zero chance of winnin' stretchin' all the way back to my beginnin' It was a genuine expression that slowly melted to an unrecognizable reflection All pigmentation givin' way revealin' a secondary, ghostly stand in Granted, it happened in my formative years before I was abandoned due to the mutation But the impact has been felt through forty somethin' calendars and countin' A true representation of life's failed mission, I'm guessin' Not necessarily my opinion but one every other person is holdin', no question Still wouldn't say it's been a waste but the needles strongly leanin' towards no reason for existin' An overall lack of position, doesn't seem like I was designed to fit in, that is if my life has been any indication I manage to make it to and through the proverbial one more day but where's the lesson? This just feels like non-monetary extortion of a life-sized portion Take far more than what's given, with or without permission I'm still in competition with myself, the prize, livin' The compromise, loosin' myself in a broken system or durin' the transition The eradication of an inner companion, replacin' compassion with aggression, smooth sailin' with frustration, no direction, no validation The transition to curmudgeon happened earlier than expected, drawin' parallels from the curious case of Benjamin Button Not for nothin', the infestation of negative thoughts caused a mutation inside and out, completely loosin' what it means to be human It's not a lose lose situation, and it sure ain't win win, and any other option, I'm guessin', got lost in translation But I'm pretty sure somethin's gotta end in order for another somethin' to begin, at least that's what I'm hearin' Still can't find a reason that justifies the conviction, is what I'm feelin' damnation? Is what I'm seein' my own creation? It could just be that no matter what I'm not goin' to enjoy the conclusion, not allowed to settle on your preferred endin' No fat lady singin', just a band playin' as I feel myself sinkin' into oblivion so pardon me for givin' up on salvation It should go without sayin' but you're waistin' away waitin' for divine intervention, be careful what you use for inspiration It may not be your intention, but there's no hate like the love of a christian, I'm just sayin' Pay attention, who you're praying to every day may not be the one listenin' ©2023
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between poems, an old curmudgeon, am me-he, thorny gray stubbled face available for knife sharpening and tongue lashing cranky and cantankerous, bad tempered, ill mannered, me-he, until they slip me a paper aspirin place before me a clean sheet Presto Chango, the ole man displaced, (the boy who remembers to forget,) in his heart~place, installed, though the briar and the thorn never from his visage depart, just briefly, Red Sea parted kiss me surprised, stumbling about in the wee of the rambunctious hours, stubbing me eyes upon a poetess, a kindred soul who claims my pointy moniker that earned I, only after years of indentured servitude, Briar Thornly, so unnaturally misnamed, yet she of but, few and the tenderest years rights me up with young words her poems sweet treats, sweet eats, departing me delightfully unfairly from my grumpy good graces, look below if you dare risking, a hazardous glancing upon her works, if you like to, grrrrr, smile *Déjà vu Oh to write or not to write. My mind says I don't have a choice. Love has made a home in my heart. I suffer not being able to open the door to my inspiration. I toss a paper ball into the trash. Chapters of my life turn into dust. I bury those words in my mind. Words that I used to think were wrapped up in true meaning. A break could **** my block but my pencil spins out of control. I'll conquer all of those lost attempts. Piano's and violins phase in and out. Wheels of creativity turning in caution. The clock sounds gong,gong,gone. Inspiration died at the start of a vacation. On the page there was the suicide of passion. The ghost of my muse will soon reappear. My emotions need to break free from the shelter of my imagination. I"ll write till the dawn of poetry.^* read her poetry till dawn or face my thorny faced muse, and perhaps now you understand, at last comprehend, **a rose by any other name would smell as sweet as a thorn**
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Mar 18, 2014
Mar 18, 2014 at 3:21 PM UTC
crave the Briar Thornly, discard the rose petals unless...(read the young poets)
between poems, an old curmudgeon, am me-he, thorny gray stubbled face available for knife sharpening and tongue lashing cranky and cantankerous, bad tempered, ill mannered, me-he, until they slip me a paper aspirin place before me a clean sheet Presto Chango, the ole man displaced, (the boy who remembers to forget,) in his heart~place, installed, though the briar and the thorn never from his visage depart, just briefly, Red Sea parted kiss me surprised, stumbling about in the wee of the rambunctious hours, stubbing me eyes upon a poetess, a kindred soul who claims my pointy moniker that earned I, only after years of indentured servitude, Briar Thornly, so unnaturally misnamed, yet she of but, few and the tenderest years rights me up with young words her poems sweet treats, sweet eats, departing me delightfully unfairly from my grumpy good graces, look below if you dare risking, a hazardous glancing upon her works, if you like to, grrrrr, smile *Déjà vu Oh to write or not to write. My mind says I don't have a choice. Love has made a home in my heart. I suffer not being able to open the door to my inspiration. I toss a paper ball into the trash. Chapters of my life turn into dust. I bury those words in my mind. Words that I used to think were wrapped up in true meaning. A break could **** my block but my pencil spins out of control. I'll conquer all of those lost attempts. Piano's and violins phase in and out. Wheels of creativity turning in caution. The clock sounds gong,gong,gone. Inspiration died at the start of a vacation. On the page there was the suicide of passion. The ghost of my muse will soon reappear. My emotions need to break free from the shelter of my imagination. I"ll write till the dawn of poetry.^* read her poetry till dawn or face my thorny faced muse, and perhaps now you understand, at last comprehend, **a rose by any other name would smell as sweet as a thorn**
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And Ennui Go... our curmudgeon's malaise is strapped to an anvil cloud of distinct mist. He trundles through the eye of a needle in his Eye. He blinks when God says " Nothing ". And the choir in his soul is late for rehearsal every minute of the daze. our curmudgeon's malaise is strapped to an anvil cloud if distinct mist. He trundles through the eye of a needle in his Eye. He blinks when God says " Nothing ". And the choir in his soul is late for rehearsal every minute of the daze.
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Jul 17, 2013
Jul 17, 2013 at 9:14 AM UTC
And Ennui Go...
the less money I make, the more I give away... need to get cured, need me some cure, to keep my money in my Persian silk sow purse, so when enfeebled, can pay a nurse to wipe my drooling chin need me some curmudgeon herbs to get rid of this happy insanity cure this ****** mudge, from giving away his green fudge, so when doing his sleepy-eyed sums, the tallying up, the counting down did he qualify, as a good ole one, his conscience busy unconsciously, anudging, adjudging, to see if the boyo can sleep better this night. So when he meets the maker, He won't say hey faker, but fakir, magic maker, dervish swayer and *"you my kind of poet, let's make us some smiling mischievous trouble, give away whatever it takes, love potions number nine, winning lottery tickets for everyone, you and me, scheming schematic crazy man poet and god, to make it happy-en."*
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Oct 10, 2014
Oct 10, 2014 at 3:30 PM UTC
God's Cure-mudgeon
Can you settle for more or less if today was your last day And what would be your retort if you were denied another chance? How life introduces sobriety and the impending inevitability The interstice and it’s ingress that encloses before your eyes The demanding pouring of importune time That soothing allaying sighs that evoke incalculable alleviation If someone were to impart as they closed their eyes As they died with a commital of happenings with not enough time As to burden you with the impression of only one chance It would seem and with the impending inevitability Of your death which would subito compromise the day A bearding contrivance plight of obligations engagement and commital no alleviation An abecedarian dossier concealed for a long time All this time the inevitable coinciding incident only for your eyes The emotional habituation was of quotidian rendition each day Of how trivial things take us on a dance with only one life one chance With your attention and awareness on the answer the inevitability Of what you are becoming with each passing second for each Thought which transpires and no alleviation Is there an epoch a replicating limn a depiction of our linear time As we perpetrate and pursue progressively for our alleviation Engaged to staying the course the day Stirring closing in on our deliberate objective determined chance Which remained for a terse duration from the inevitability In which at the atrium of this erstwhile portage of a duvet to belabor To stifle firsthand with your eyes The variant from this domicile from this residence on a day Is the vagabond to perish in yonder with no alleviation Once man was a brute dullard or a curmudgeon spinster at a time Which offers a mute disconnection ragged miscreant the inevi Naivety or absent mindedness to somnambulist and its silhouette Notwithstanding change The quagmire and it’s nightmare the ingrate delighted with coined Shunned eyes Reputation with a flagrant obscene defilement galvanizing The alleviation At the heart of this lies another chance A precocious inevitability A man who lies to die another day The annihilation in desperate want for from those argent eyes To the starving newfangled optimism which in its sheen Shines sunshine dulling the ocular orbs of time Forwithal in befuddlement remain here The time if infringement to comprehend the volatile vertigo And the inevitability The harrowing of hell Glance at the shinning suns in her eyes intention considers change After you heal and left are the cicatrix Will you plunge further for alleviation Or on the intent of regression once again From long ago to another distant day.
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Jan 23, 2019
Jan 23, 2019 at 9:20 PM UTC
Destination
Can you settle for more or less if today was your last day And what would be your retort if you were denied another chance? How life introduces sobriety and the impending inevitability The interstice and it’s ingress that encloses before your eyes The demanding pouring of importune time That soothing allaying sighs that evoke incalculable alleviation If someone were to impart as they closed their eyes As they died with a commital of happenings with not enough time As to burden you with the impression of only one chance It would seem and with the impending inevitability Of your death which would subito compromise the day A bearding contrivance plight of obligations engagement and commital no alleviation An abecedarian dossier concealed for a long time All this time the inevitable coinciding incident only for your eyes The emotional habituation was of quotidian rendition each day Of how trivial things take us on a dance with only one life one chance With your attention and awareness on the answer the inevitability Of what you are becoming with each passing second for each Thought which transpires and no alleviation Is there an epoch a replicating limn a depiction of our linear time As we perpetrate and pursue progressively for our alleviation Engaged to staying the course the day Stirring closing in on our deliberate objective determined chance Which remained for a terse duration from the inevitability In which at the atrium of this erstwhile portage of a duvet to belabor To stifle firsthand with your eyes The variant from this domicile from this residence on a day Is the vagabond to perish in yonder with no alleviation Once man was a brute dullard or a curmudgeon spinster at a time Which offers a mute disconnection ragged miscreant the inevi Naivety or absent mindedness to somnambulist and its silhouette Notwithstanding change The quagmire and it’s nightmare the ingrate delighted with coined Shunned eyes Reputation with a flagrant obscene defilement galvanizing The alleviation At the heart of this lies another chance A precocious inevitability A man who lies to die another day The annihilation in desperate want for from those argent eyes To the starving newfangled optimism which in its sheen Shines sunshine dulling the ocular orbs of time Forwithal in befuddlement remain here The time if infringement to comprehend the volatile vertigo And the inevitability The harrowing of hell Glance at the shinning suns in her eyes intention considers change After you heal and left are the cicatrix Will you plunge further for alleviation Or on the intent of regression once again From long ago to another distant day.
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Tonight is for reflection. Not the kind found in a mirror. Which of course I have none. Mores the pity. I would love to see how splendid I look in my new shirt with French lace and ruffles. Under my sapphire blue waist coat and buckskin riding breeches. All I can clearly see full of, would be my boots. The softest leather and a shine to see ones reflection in. Sigh, But not mine. Where was I.. Ah yes, I was waxing philosophical. One can never be too busy to better ones self. Thus my new clothes. Let's see...reflection. While looking back upon my long lived life as the Prince Of Darkness. I realize, I have been selfish. Not once have I invited others to my humble home. Not once have I hosted a party. Not once have I allowed others to witness my grandeur. Tonight, I vow to remedy that. I will have a party. One to outdo all the others which I have had the privilege to crash. Hmm. Perhaps I should start a bit smaller. A dinner party! For the intimates of intimates. Let me see. Who to invite? Reginald Wadsworth! He's a jolly chap. No. He was a late night snack a few days ago. Hortense Mayweather! She is always in good humor and a fair conversationalist. No. She had the misfortune of crossing my path last month while I was woozy from battle blood loss. A fight with a tresspasser left me a bit worse for wear. But Hortence fixed me right up. I've got it! General Clayston! He makes for such a fun curmudgeon. Oh, He died of old age. Hmm........ Oh look! The Carlstayton's are hosting a party tonight. Looks like I will be dining out. ~Lord Kellington
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Oct 22, 2010
Oct 22, 2010 at 7:07 PM UTC
The Diary Of Lord Kellington (9)
Tonight is for reflection. Not the kind found in a mirror. Which of course I have none. Mores the pity. I would love to see how splendid I look in my new shirt with French lace and ruffles. Under my sapphire blue waist coat and buckskin riding breeches. All I can clearly see full of, would be my boots. The softest leather and a shine to see ones reflection in. Sigh, But not mine. Where was I.. Ah yes, I was waxing philosophical. One can never be too busy to better ones self. Thus my new clothes. Let's see...reflection. While looking back upon my long lived life as the Prince Of Darkness. I realize, I have been selfish. Not once have I invited others to my humble home. Not once have I hosted a party. Not once have I allowed others to witness my grandeur. Tonight, I vow to remedy that. I will have a party. One to outdo all the others which I have had the privilege to crash. Hmm. Perhaps I should start a bit smaller. A dinner party! For the intimates of intimates. Let me see. Who to invite? Reginald Wadsworth! He's a jolly chap. No. He was a late night snack a few days ago. Hortense Mayweather! She is always in good humor and a fair conversationalist. No. She had the misfortune of crossing my path last month while I was woozy from battle blood loss. A fight with a tresspasser left me a bit worse for wear. But Hortence fixed me right up. I've got it! General Clayston! He makes for such a fun curmudgeon. Oh, He died of old age. Hmm........ Oh look! The Carlstayton's are hosting a party tonight. Looks like I will be dining out. ~Lord Kellington
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I cannot become this curmudgeon. a soul   deep fried    torn     blue balled      and bludgeoned
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Nov 25, 2012
Nov 25, 2012 at 5:16 PM UTC
barrel
I don't know why--but **** tonight And **** this town And **** this guy that I'm becoming And the steel ceilinged sky      that never changes, night-to-night And why, when streets all run together, trickling off to asphalt seas,      do nights out wandering get me nowhere? Some elsewhere's where I want to be. I'll try to eat my plate of crow and try to finish though I'm full with midnight air and half-cocked guesses      and a frozen block of messes Pull it off--that sky-steel-ceiling Grinds a protest Rusting clouds      Might flake and rain an oxide winter Flip the page up, one year down.
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Nov 20, 2012
Nov 20, 2012 at 8:44 PM UTC
Curmudgeon
Get drunk any morning you like or afternoon or evening. Enjoy unlimited naps. Never be a wage slave again. Take up knife throwing. Don't worry about climate change, you'll be dead before you have to swim. Learn to juggle just because you can. Become a Professional Poet. Forget the difference between night and day. Get discounts on **** you don't need. Squeeze the taxpayers for all you can get. Never help anyone move again. Stop worrying about dying young. Act the curmudgeon; people expect it. Revel in hypochondria; any pain could be terminal. Begin every sentence with "Back in the day..." Remember: there is no 'future,' only the 'near future.' Act accordingly. Don't worry about getting drafted. Constantly forget what day it is. Say "I'm too old for this **** often as you wish. I've forgotten: did I mention the unlimited naps? ~mce
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Dec 15, 2015
Dec 15, 2015 at 9:29 AM UTC
A Few Joys Of Retirement
these are the thoughts of Clive, the neighborhood curmudgeon... how do i know this, i am the imp that put them here.... in the garden, you folks call a brain...... *take this, sodding life and it's meaningless struggle. i set my face to this wall and brick myself self in to this useless stall. the old man, Clive, grumbled with a, set and sour grin. you...you're all pathetic, thinking you can win. death's the only victor... over us, one and sodding all. and you can take, your sodding... flowers and cards and sodding, casseroles too!! there was, one ray of sunshine in my life and now she is gone. and she is not, sodding around in another room, or waiting for me up there. she is not, in greener pastures cause she was never.. an effin cow. she is, six footdown, underground, in a cheap wooden box, making fodder, for worms and beetles. slowly, they are, breakin her down. and it will not be, sodding fine and time will not heal... a heart smashed to smithereens. a life torn asunder **** me it's time, for you pathetic do-gooders... to get ****** real.... no i am not, a happy man, and yes i am, greiving the greatest loss. and a ****** sausage and bean casserole, is not going to be, making me believe, that the world, is a fair and just place... don't you, worry about me. i reckon i'll soon be, leaving, my home and my goods and chattels and be recieving last rites, farewells and a deep,dirt bed. and that will be, fine and dandy, as long as it is, close and handy, to my beloved, Mandy. what? you're worried... about my, state of mind... will ya, just sod off, haven't i made myself clear, i am way, too busy dying, to pay you any attention...* this garden just going gangbuster hey¡¡yah huzzah!!!
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Jul 4, 2014
Jul 4, 2014 at 7:33 AM UTC
Clive,the curmudgeon
these are the thoughts of Clive, the neighborhood curmudgeon... how do i know this, i am the imp that put them here.... in the garden, you folks call a brain...... *take this, sodding life and it's meaningless struggle. i set my face to this wall and brick myself self in to this useless stall. the old man, Clive, grumbled with a, set and sour grin. you...you're all pathetic, thinking you can win. death's the only victor... over us, one and sodding all. and you can take, your sodding... flowers and cards and sodding, casseroles too!! there was, one ray of sunshine in my life and now she is gone. and she is not, sodding around in another room, or waiting for me up there. she is not, in greener pastures cause she was never.. an effin cow. she is, six footdown, underground, in a cheap wooden box, making fodder, for worms and beetles. slowly, they are, breakin her down. and it will not be, sodding fine and time will not heal... a heart smashed to smithereens. a life torn asunder **** me it's time, for you pathetic do-gooders... to get ****** real.... no i am not, a happy man, and yes i am, greiving the greatest loss. and a ****** sausage and bean casserole, is not going to be, making me believe, that the world, is a fair and just place... don't you, worry about me. i reckon i'll soon be, leaving, my home and my goods and chattels and be recieving last rites, farewells and a deep,dirt bed. and that will be, fine and dandy, as long as it is, close and handy, to my beloved, Mandy. what? you're worried... about my, state of mind... will ya, just sod off, haven't i made myself clear, i am way, too busy dying, to pay you any attention...* this garden just going gangbuster hey¡¡yah huzzah!!!
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Acolytes of yon ole Stanstead Told him he's been mislead Well tough, ya old curmudgeon See ya never, has-been's has-been
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Jul 18, 2019
Jul 18, 2019 at 8:40 AM UTC
freestyle blabber #3
Cranky gramps next door’s not well Unwilling to listen, to mow his grass Rumination’s ruination’s curb appeal from hell Miserly, unfriendly, cussing and crass Unwavering, a prejudiced old goat, jack *** Doltish Scrooge with no family left Graying graveside his home unkempt Eaves and chimneys and curtains closed, yet Openly racist with his dragon’s breath. Needs a bit of love to soften such deaths.
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Dec 29, 2018
Dec 29, 2018 at 4:45 PM UTC
CURMUDGEON (acrostic)
1. Learn forgiveness.  Then withhold it from everyone. 2. Avoid making enemies. Leave it to your friends to find you insufferable. 3. There is good in everyone. The trick is not to let it out. 4. Expect the worst. You’ll be right. 5. Never hurt anyone’s feelings.  Unintentionally. 6. Command an audience.  Then who cares if you loathe mankind? 7. Self-sacrifice ennobles the spirit.  But someone still has to clean up the blood. 8. Don’t dance.  Then no one will watch. 9. Don’t envy others’ success.  Intervene more forcefully to prevent it. 10. Life is short, but otherwise lousy.
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Jan 31, 2019
Jan 31, 2019 at 8:44 PM UTC
The Curmudgeon's List of Daily Negations
As if it never was. Spaces graced. Erased with linen flannel. Somewhat harsh. Erased my heart. The physical remains. Burned into ashes. Smell the embers. Melting hair. Charcoal tree stumps. The metaphoric sword is swung. Beheaded my love. Cleft partially by curmudgeon. A lonely angel. Ethereal floating as souls drift on By ladylivvi1 © 2013 ladylivvi1 (All rights reserved)
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Nov 2, 2013
Nov 2, 2013 at 9:34 AM UTC
What Was!
Today I got a message from a friend in poetry if you get a request to be my friend i'll tell you it's not me there's another person out there who's playing at a game he's gone and made a copy of me with the same name i thought on this a while our Johnni's not alone there's a version of him out there Our Johnni has a clone Of all the people out there why did he chose to be Johnni Stanton esquire why did he not choose me? Imagine now...two Johnni's riding scooters down the street Giving Johnni Stanton scowls To everyone they meet Johnni earned his reputation Through all the things that he has done And if you ask me my opinion I think there's room for only one So, I'll keep checking for that someone Who will ask a friend like ne And will report that cloned imposter To the powers there that be There only is one Johnni There's no room for any more He's our impassioned, mad curmudgeon All the way through to his core.
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Aug 10, 2014
Aug 10, 2014 at 11:56 AM UTC
Will you be my friend...love Johni
when all the bells have toppled silence and on the breeze rides a summer of stammering stunnery the likes of the color blue on stilts snagged in the sun’s corona. like a fish on a hook of sunshine, thought he saw a worm of real life but got caught in the vaporous torrent of his weakness. savoring the dawn like a mushroom mottled in fresh dew twinkling in the circus of  fecundity where the thrum of glory spoils the view of a curmudgeon and marches on into destiny’s ***** in the clutches of our habits and rabidly living the dream that’s killing us. how real can it get? and is that real enough?
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Oct 4, 2018
Oct 4, 2018 at 1:23 AM UTC
The Enigma And The Rube
when god heard Lennon sing "Imagine," it/he/she filed a complaint with the Human Rights Commissions, a grievous hurt claimed, needing omission, hurtful words, the spirit opined, his repute, civlly defamed a direct attack on his divine permissioning and though his unverifiable existence, a poor excuse for such a sid vicious exercise re his persistence, he needed humans the song to excise, punishment suitable be arranged, to assuage his hurted feelings, canons of political correctness demanded it be whiteout erased as if history did not matter, those visible tracks of his trade no atheist or agnostic here, having had too many disputations, face to face confrontations, about the damnable ironic games It plays upon "his" human dolls, by this manic~depressive curmudgeon, from up above & his vapored flighty humors, sans rationality, for god was supplied with omnipotence but too minuscule an impotent allotment of the untold power of the sensibility of the five mortal sensible senses, the all-in reasons or rhymes, the electric grid making humans superior, the ability to imagine Imagine a power so wonderful, an all-in everything I am God of myself, when I imagine Imagine I wrote this and then,          I did imagined that your crinkly eyes laughed when your read this, and then,          you did. imagine that*
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Aug 21, 2016
Aug 21, 2016 at 10:37 AM UTC
when god heard Lennon sing "Imagine"