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The Pedicab drivers of Gotham all say You should ignore a "Whale Hail" because it just doesn't pay. The city is hilly and to pedal gets tough when your passengers are, shall we say, overstuffed. Two tubby tourists out on the town between them they weighed about Eight Hundred Pounds. They had wiped out the Sushi at an all you can eat. Much too lazy to walk on their overstressed feet. They hailed for a Pedicab of which there's a multitude Thats the sole explanation for accepting their pulchritude. Their ride started slowly, but pleasant enough. But then came a hill and the going got rough. He groaned and he struggled as he trucked up the road, but not even juiced Armstrong could handle this load. With two tubby tourists ensconced in the back. He slowed to a crawl then stalled in his tracks. Something had to give with those two in the rear The cab then turned turtle chucking him in the air. The two tubby tourist were down on their backs Their driver unconscious and two tires flat. An Ambulance came and gave him first aide The two tourists rolled off and he never got paid. If we banned too large colas and sixty ounce beers could we hope that these land whales might,one day, disappear? Until then its risky to pick such fares up unless in a limo or a truck thats Ram tough
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Jun 14, 2012
Jun 14, 2012 at 10:38 PM UTC
The tale of the Two Tubby Tourists
Day goes on and days pass by i don't know what m doin right now I linger here n i mingle there i don't know what am upto This filthy mood n layering roof Shutting doors n ringing phones Chucking people n ******* weather Strange outlook n fishy monsoon Winters heading n lethargy prevailing Less laconic n more problematic More on fashion less in season Exhausted fights n dull lights To sweep all out magic has to be loud —A.A.
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Oct 31, 2012
Oct 31, 2012 at 5:11 PM UTC
MAGIC REALISM
an octagon tent wide enough that chucking rollies to the sand made impossible sprawled layers you turned to quote Dali told me how pale blue washed with lucy shimmered skyline into dimension acryllic-smeared sass drips canvas into murmurs circling dilation dimethyltryptamine stains painting dreams on my eyelids with flowerbrushes and silk, mushroom dust gathers in discarded hues on your pallet, where the colors of your irises dry into a nebula of night-blooming jasmine the scent of how you move when you sleep and sleeping is never so sweet as dancing through lucidity with you as my sheets. and i've traced your thumbprint so often i'm sure if it were stretched around a marble like buffalo skin on spirit-caller drums, a globe would be seen in which Greenland is finally proportionate-- the map on my wall always bothers you, but I do too, and everyone does, urging me under the geography etched into the sea of your surface by the crucible of your purpose and working me into empty behind your right below the 22 between i'ching and the forty two names of god clasping your fore in silver copper wound around my finger hamstrings woven like wire kambaba jasper, two to share you hang Tibetan tektites to elevate space meteorite fragments lodged in your helix, stardust blood, mandala sand from your mother, and our tendons wrappe by dexterous carpals make such a pretty pendant of my heart, for synesthesia mistakes not and my addiction to the pen has eased for you breathe murals and syllables never could match brushtrokes of carbon dioxide.
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Aug 7, 2013
Aug 7, 2013 at 1:13 PM UTC
an epic (past due)
an octagon tent wide enough that chucking rollies to the sand made impossible sprawled layers you turned to quote Dali told me how pale blue washed with lucy shimmered skyline into dimension acryllic-smeared sass drips canvas into murmurs circling dilation dimethyltryptamine stains painting dreams on my eyelids with flowerbrushes and silk, mushroom dust gathers in discarded hues on your pallet, where the colors of your irises dry into a nebula of night-blooming jasmine the scent of how you move when you sleep and sleeping is never so sweet as dancing through lucidity with you as my sheets. and i've traced your thumbprint so often i'm sure if it were stretched around a marble like buffalo skin on spirit-caller drums, a globe would be seen in which Greenland is finally proportionate-- the map on my wall always bothers you, but I do too, and everyone does, urging me under the geography etched into the sea of your surface by the crucible of your purpose and working me into empty behind your right below the 22 between i'ching and the forty two names of god clasping your fore in silver copper wound around my finger hamstrings woven like wire kambaba jasper, two to share you hang Tibetan tektites to elevate space meteorite fragments lodged in your helix, stardust blood, mandala sand from your mother, and our tendons wrappe by dexterous carpals make such a pretty pendant of my heart, for synesthesia mistakes not and my addiction to the pen has eased for you breathe murals and syllables never could match brushtrokes of carbon dioxide.
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The Master Corporal said to me "I'm gonna do a show" "Don't worry what I say to you" "I just thought you should know" Injured, badly two weeks gone I was set to be held back My knee was torn apart and that, was not something I could hack The day I was demoted My Master Corporal came to me He said "Turner, I hate to do this" "But, it's for the best...you'll see" I waited for inspection With the others all on line They were standing at attention Me on crutches the whole time "Turner, is there anything" "That I should hate to find" "Is there stuff inside your locker" "of a non-military kind" I stood there at attention Waiting for the end to come As he looked all through my kitting Found dust upon my gun He opened up the locker And a moth came flying out It flew past the Master Corporal And then it danced upon his snout The yell...was heard in England "A pet...you've got a pet" "Who said that you could have one?" "It's not allowed...A PET" The moth found the first window flew back towards him once again Left some moth dust on his beret And he flew away right then The Master Corporal's outrage At being "mothed" by my new pet Was one I don't think many In our platoon would soon forget He started throwing clothing Chucking boots around the room I knew it was all acting But, those boots can really zoom When finished he stood waiting For a response, I stood and stared I could not break out a smile I had to show I didn't care He moved on through the others Looking for more moths on the way But, that first one and it's face dance Well, it surely made my day He drove me to my barracks Up to my new platoon "I hope you liked my show today" " I know I'll see you soon" "Just do what you are ordered" "And one thing don't forget" "When you next have an inspection" "Don't have an insect for a pet!!" I remember fondly that last visit He knew it hurt for me to leave But, every word in here is truthful You can choose to not or to believe.
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Aug 4, 2013
Aug 4, 2013 at 9:22 PM UTC
The Master Corporal and The Moth
The Master Corporal said to me "I'm gonna do a show" "Don't worry what I say to you" "I just thought you should know" Injured, badly two weeks gone I was set to be held back My knee was torn apart and that, was not something I could hack The day I was demoted My Master Corporal came to me He said "Turner, I hate to do this" "But, it's for the best...you'll see" I waited for inspection With the others all on line They were standing at attention Me on crutches the whole time "Turner, is there anything" "That I should hate to find" "Is there stuff inside your locker" "of a non-military kind" I stood there at attention Waiting for the end to come As he looked all through my kitting Found dust upon my gun He opened up the locker And a moth came flying out It flew past the Master Corporal And then it danced upon his snout The yell...was heard in England "A pet...you've got a pet" "Who said that you could have one?" "It's not allowed...A PET" The moth found the first window flew back towards him once again Left some moth dust on his beret And he flew away right then The Master Corporal's outrage At being "mothed" by my new pet Was one I don't think many In our platoon would soon forget He started throwing clothing Chucking boots around the room I knew it was all acting But, those boots can really zoom When finished he stood waiting For a response, I stood and stared I could not break out a smile I had to show I didn't care He moved on through the others Looking for more moths on the way But, that first one and it's face dance Well, it surely made my day He drove me to my barracks Up to my new platoon "I hope you liked my show today" " I know I'll see you soon" "Just do what you are ordered" "And one thing don't forget" "When you next have an inspection" "Don't have an insect for a pet!!" I remember fondly that last visit He knew it hurt for me to leave But, every word in here is truthful You can choose to not or to believe.
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He'd be more than one page in your journal this man, Yorkshire-born, anthropology at Pembroke, the one who wrote about a fox and a song. Piano music in the room, British-bohemia. You, enthralled, wonderfully drunk among turtle-necked boys, friends of his and then him, the unscratchable diamond you wanted bad. 'Then the worst happened.' Earrings like tears in his palm, two accents mixing, new paints in a *** Before long he'd be chucking clods at your window though you wouldn't be home. But his name would spray from your mouth for good.
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Feb 24, 2014
Feb 24, 2014 at 4:15 PM UTC
Him
Got grabbed tight by a grizzly bear. He rumbled and mauled me. My screams went unnoticed. For a millisecond in time. I held my breath and how I prayed. He pretended to chuck me down the stairs. That wild rampant grizzly bear. Six foot four and very scary. Extremely hairy. He's a caring grizzly bear. He's my grumpy son. He thinks it's just a giggle, seeing his frightened mummy wriggle. He's only romping around in fun. He'd never really hurt his mum. Normally a gentle giant, who stepped straight from fairy tales of old. He doesn't bite at all. In teenage days of idiocy, he wasn't always quite so choice. Now he plays at mummy chucking, 'cos he likes to hear my voice. (c) Livvi
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Apr 26, 2014
Apr 26, 2014 at 7:04 AM UTC
Play Fighting a Grizzly
It was as bad as consuming a bucket of onions Living, breathing, life Getting up every morning Taking a shower, getting dressed, getting out the door, and into the world A break would’ve been pleasant Being able to sit under the trees Not worrying about time Now that, would put my body at ease Constant rush, increasing pressure Life is like an on going natural disaster What are we even after? Who are we trying to impress? We as humans are deceitful We’re our own best friend Yet our own worst enemy I want a break Fresh air I’m tired of being stuck in despair Let me lie under the trees and breathe Completely let go of who I used to be
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Oct 27, 2012
Oct 27, 2012 at 3:32 PM UTC
Breathing Onions, Chucking Up Air
Silly words like daughter and laughter. Why isn’t dotter and lafter? Both, moth and mother are confusing. It all depends on the way you are using Those mad silly words in our tongue More bizarre than between and among. And, of course there are the oughts And ought nots of enough and thought. Shouldn’t one sound per word be Far less typographical insanity? I mean someone wound a bandage Around a wound on an appendage. It’s just plain silliness of a high order. You fix food for a boarder, not a border. You can fish for fish, not sheep for sheep. And, you can’t daydream if you are asleep. There’s a rhyme about a wood chucking wood But he only seems to do it if he would. A dog can bark at a cat on a roof, Which can be said either like root or woof. In Britain anyone can go pound on a pound In America, ground coffee can be on the ground. And driving a car now your own can be fined. But finding a free auto is something of a find. It makes very difficult to tease other tongues. Not even if you shout at the top of your longues. Lately we changed things like light and nite But, not white, night, knight or blight. We changed you to one letter, a simple ‘u’. Now, tell me please, was that so hard to dew? Oh, wait. I mean due. No, I meant do all along. The way English is, it’s not hard to do it wrong. Is it its or is it it’s? It’s dependent upon. What kind of sentence you have going on. For example if you have an itch on your **** It’s on your **** but I’ tell you what. It’s itch is its own, and needs no apostrophe. Just one more view how silly things can be. So, until later, when things get better We had better do it rite to the letter. Oh, wait, that’s wright. No write, no right. See, I got it rite before the end of the nite.
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Nov 23, 2015
Nov 23, 2015 at 11:54 PM UTC
MINISTRY OF SILLY WORDS
Silly words like daughter and laughter. Why isn’t dotter and lafter? Both, moth and mother are confusing. It all depends on the way you are using Those mad silly words in our tongue More bizarre than between and among. And, of course there are the oughts And ought nots of enough and thought. Shouldn’t one sound per word be Far less typographical insanity? I mean someone wound a bandage Around a wound on an appendage. It’s just plain silliness of a high order. You fix food for a boarder, not a border. You can fish for fish, not sheep for sheep. And, you can’t daydream if you are asleep. There’s a rhyme about a wood chucking wood But he only seems to do it if he would. A dog can bark at a cat on a roof, Which can be said either like root or woof. In Britain anyone can go pound on a pound In America, ground coffee can be on the ground. And driving a car now your own can be fined. But finding a free auto is something of a find. It makes very difficult to tease other tongues. Not even if you shout at the top of your longues. Lately we changed things like light and nite But, not white, night, knight or blight. We changed you to one letter, a simple ‘u’. Now, tell me please, was that so hard to dew? Oh, wait. I mean due. No, I meant do all along. The way English is, it’s not hard to do it wrong. Is it its or is it it’s? It’s dependent upon. What kind of sentence you have going on. For example if you have an itch on your **** It’s on your **** but I’ tell you what. It’s itch is its own, and needs no apostrophe. Just one more view how silly things can be. So, until later, when things get better We had better do it rite to the letter. Oh, wait, that’s wright. No write, no right. See, I got it rite before the end of the nite.
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I became jealous of my friend; He hung around the intersections Just a bit too long. He used to slump around In the corners of my eyes And I didn't notice him when he'd frown-- We didn't notice him--until he hung around That intersection for longer than we'd care to think. I became jealous Because he vanished Right to that street corner When he thought No one would care but the coroner, Right to the asphalt that received him-- Soft, As I hoped my own Last moments Would be. When I saw him, Mama said he was sleeping. He looked like he was, But the lights were dim; His arm cradled his head The way he used to sleep On his desk, in class And for all I knew, He was. They said he was driving Like he was late for something, Like had he not been driving Exactly 65.32 miles per hour He'd have been late, And it was only afterwards That he'd figured out that he was Right on time. And when he arrived, his car blossomed into A beautiful metal flower, and when it fully bloomed He was the fruit Which fell. And all I could do was recruit the strength I'd left at home on accident by the drain The same one that ****** him into that downward cyclone, Confused him and made him believe he was alone-- Not to just think or to have a hunch, But to really believe it To the point where he needed to expunge Himself. No. No, no, no. Not like this. And so, now, I sit at the intersection Chucking rocks with my weepy hand At my grayish concrete reflection Trying to see if he'll come around again. I'm still And still kind of mad within Because life's not fair, I'm jealous because he found the answer And left us all to figure it out On shards of glass Pieces of metal and intersections, Which too long He hung about.
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Dec 11, 2012
Dec 11, 2012 at 12:43 AM UTC
Intersection
I became jealous of my friend; He hung around the intersections Just a bit too long. He used to slump around In the corners of my eyes And I didn't notice him when he'd frown-- We didn't notice him--until he hung around That intersection for longer than we'd care to think. I became jealous Because he vanished Right to that street corner When he thought No one would care but the coroner, Right to the asphalt that received him-- Soft, As I hoped my own Last moments Would be. When I saw him, Mama said he was sleeping. He looked like he was, But the lights were dim; His arm cradled his head The way he used to sleep On his desk, in class And for all I knew, He was. They said he was driving Like he was late for something, Like had he not been driving Exactly 65.32 miles per hour He'd have been late, And it was only afterwards That he'd figured out that he was Right on time. And when he arrived, his car blossomed into A beautiful metal flower, and when it fully bloomed He was the fruit Which fell. And all I could do was recruit the strength I'd left at home on accident by the drain The same one that ****** him into that downward cyclone, Confused him and made him believe he was alone-- Not to just think or to have a hunch, But to really believe it To the point where he needed to expunge Himself. No. No, no, no. Not like this. And so, now, I sit at the intersection Chucking rocks with my weepy hand At my grayish concrete reflection Trying to see if he'll come around again. I'm still And still kind of mad within Because life's not fair, I'm jealous because he found the answer And left us all to figure it out On shards of glass Pieces of metal and intersections, Which too long He hung about.
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I do not mourn long Mondays-- Wednesday is gone before I blink back an astonished Tuesday, and at twenty-four already I see my mothers hands sliding across the page That same scrawl following tip of the exigent pen Nervous mind idly stroking bitter torments That which is aggravated swells inflamed. Like a canker sore deep in the inner cheek The tongue rolling and probing, absorbed by each sour pain Carefully plotting little volcanoes across the slick terrain They burst like purple pomegranates pounding spattered cement on mild fall evenings So do people sometimes Through tectonics of the brain Those which could be minor psychological blemishes roar to life. Shifting vast emotional plates behind a cool gaze People hurl carelessness at on another like schoolyard boys chucking helpless frogs at jagged stone walls Ignorant of life's high price And though horrified-- I Can not look away. Eyes bulging, blown out anuses spewing pale intestines slick with blood-- I can not look away. Each giddy chimp, feces Proudly flung-- I do not look away. My heart swollen hungering for that emptiness called humanity Mostly pretense, mostly solitude, mostly cruelty, All personal gain! Meanwhile, brothers and sisters, have you considered the fate of your everlasting soul? I didn't think so Glassy eyes stare beseeching from bathroom mirrors Tear-stained cheeks belie a quizzical half-smile I will meet that insecure gaze promising to seek my own perfect imperfection No longer guilt ridden and ashamed I will hold the reflected stare aloft with my own true eyes and I swear-- I will not look away
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May 10, 2013
May 10, 2013 at 12:53 PM UTC
Untitled (Draft 4 - March 6, 2006)
I do not mourn long Mondays-- Wednesday is gone before I blink back an astonished Tuesday, and at twenty-four already I see my mothers hands sliding across the page That same scrawl following tip of the exigent pen Nervous mind idly stroking bitter torments That which is aggravated swells inflamed. Like a canker sore deep in the inner cheek The tongue rolling and probing, absorbed by each sour pain Carefully plotting little volcanoes across the slick terrain They burst like purple pomegranates pounding spattered cement on mild fall evenings So do people sometimes Through tectonics of the brain Those which could be minor psychological blemishes roar to life. Shifting vast emotional plates behind a cool gaze People hurl carelessness at on another like schoolyard boys chucking helpless frogs at jagged stone walls Ignorant of life's high price And though horrified-- I Can not look away. Eyes bulging, blown out anuses spewing pale intestines slick with blood-- I can not look away. Each giddy chimp, feces Proudly flung-- I do not look away. My heart swollen hungering for that emptiness called humanity Mostly pretense, mostly solitude, mostly cruelty, All personal gain! Meanwhile, brothers and sisters, have you considered the fate of your everlasting soul? I didn't think so Glassy eyes stare beseeching from bathroom mirrors Tear-stained cheeks belie a quizzical half-smile I will meet that insecure gaze promising to seek my own perfect imperfection No longer guilt ridden and ashamed I will hold the reflected stare aloft with my own true eyes and I swear-- I will not look away
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This rhyming tongue twister filled with S's and P's  Is said by Sally's sickly sister as she sits by the sea Selling seashells as she tells Peter the Piper To pick pecks of peppers presently ripe or Else forage the forest for frog legs and bees. But beware of the badger's butler named Steve Who forgot of the fox in the box wearing socks, Bought by the duck in a truck for a buck by the docks Where witches make wishes, of which there are three One wonders, two wander, but which one are thee? Seashell selling Sally and pepper picking Peter  Then postulated how preposterous were the nauseous people eaters Whose purple pales are full of quintessential quantities  Quietly questioning carefully the existential quandaries Of buck-riding ducks driving trucks by the docks  With a box of a fox wearing socks made with locks Who is literally elated over Luscious Lake Where lucky duck Luke likes to lick lemon cake, While eleven benevolent elephants and three blind mice Might magically master their moves skating on the ice. Thus this terrific travesty of a terribly twisted tongue twister Seashell selling Sally sought to share with her sickly-sister  While the pepper picking piper, Peter, perpetuated his preposterous plan To provide the purple people eaters with a conundrum of a can. Can they can as many cans as a can canner could? Or what of the wood chucking woodchuck should it chuck any wood? And the purple people eaters ate no purple people that day Because Sally's sickly sister this tongue twister couldn't say. And the benevolent elephants and blind mice three And the licking duck Luke were all laid to rest by the sea.
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Aug 25, 2016
Aug 25, 2016 at 10:58 AM UTC
Sally's Sickly Sister
This rhyming tongue twister filled with S's and P's  Is said by Sally's sickly sister as she sits by the sea Selling seashells as she tells Peter the Piper To pick pecks of peppers presently ripe or Else forage the forest for frog legs and bees. But beware of the badger's butler named Steve Who forgot of the fox in the box wearing socks, Bought by the duck in a truck for a buck by the docks Where witches make wishes, of which there are three One wonders, two wander, but which one are thee? Seashell selling Sally and pepper picking Peter  Then postulated how preposterous were the nauseous people eaters Whose purple pales are full of quintessential quantities  Quietly questioning carefully the existential quandaries Of buck-riding ducks driving trucks by the docks  With a box of a fox wearing socks made with locks Who is literally elated over Luscious Lake Where lucky duck Luke likes to lick lemon cake, While eleven benevolent elephants and three blind mice Might magically master their moves skating on the ice. Thus this terrific travesty of a terribly twisted tongue twister Seashell selling Sally sought to share with her sickly-sister  While the pepper picking piper, Peter, perpetuated his preposterous plan To provide the purple people eaters with a conundrum of a can. Can they can as many cans as a can canner could? Or what of the wood chucking woodchuck should it chuck any wood? And the purple people eaters ate no purple people that day Because Sally's sickly sister this tongue twister couldn't say. And the benevolent elephants and blind mice three And the licking duck Luke were all laid to rest by the sea.
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I saw this War Veteran on his porch yelling at this Hipster Kid who was tethered to his fence across the generational gapped front lawn, yelling back at him. And I mean, they got into it. The kid wasn't doing anything really, just taking alternate swigs of foamy PBR and flat Red Bull and chucking the cans into the vet's unkempt garden, retorting Dylan lyrics and sentiments of Kerouac like the post-modern beatnik he was. I couldn't make out what the Old Vet was saying. His voice was missing from probably smoking too many Benson & Hedges Black down in the trenches. I know he must have been saying something uncalled for, though, to get this Kid so riled up like that. I'm not sure what they were arguing about since I awoke right in the middle of this altercation, hanging upside down on a bench in the park across the street. I suppose I'll just wait until the Vet goes back inside so I can go over and release the Kid and ask him what that was all about.
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Mar 8, 2014
Mar 8, 2014 at 9:31 AM UTC
Park Bench Tele-Vision
These special summer afternoons have no time markers, no human dividers, no watches watching or clocks clocking, just grins and smiles, divining the divide, painting lovely the one canyon of humanity and nature attending to each other These summer afternoons have no time markers, but drift perfectly sequentially from sun to nap to black striped grilled franks, and red watermelon, orange cantaloupe, cold coronas, and desserts of indeterminate beach walks, and quiet talks These summer afternoons are as close as I remember, what it was like to be seven or eight, years of age, knowing only carefree summer months that were carelessly treasured, thinking there is always another, looking forward to tomorrow to do nothing in exactly, happily, the same way innocently I am an adult and that means, cares are ever present, ever fair or fear not,, they lurk and attack the goalie, with noisy or subtle unrelenting attacks but as I overlook the waters, scenario soul gentling me under the cooling coverlet of the perfect breeze and what lurks is the moment the eyes and heart are fulfilled, satisfied by what they see The bay, dotted with the boat traffic not too much, but just interesting, a right tiny armada to entertain, all of us, inattentively observing the submerging descent of summer daytime friends, and I think of you only, at this perfect second and I am besotted with grief and guilt why can I not grant you the moment, that I desperate wish to share my arm is not, not, careless slung, but grasping firm with squeezes tight, finger under chin chucking, come friend be with me, and for just this moment your anti-toil tool here, your plight beyond my comprehension, though I live a life on the unknown edge, what matters is the relativity of us, and I relate to your weariness, I weep with desperate knowledge transporting you here is still an impossibility though my eyes see glory, though my heart cannot refuse the scene's peace invading me, it is not fair, it is not fair and I want you to have this more than me so I can keep it too until then it is a glaze, surfacing the coating, that is me but substance is untouched until this guilt morphs into a shared pleasure
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Jul 4, 2014
Jul 4, 2014 at 4:36 AM UTC
Guilt - These special summer afternoons
These special summer afternoons have no time markers, no human dividers, no watches watching or clocks clocking, just grins and smiles, divining the divide, painting lovely the one canyon of humanity and nature attending to each other These summer afternoons have no time markers, but drift perfectly sequentially from sun to nap to black striped grilled franks, and red watermelon, orange cantaloupe, cold coronas, and desserts of indeterminate beach walks, and quiet talks These summer afternoons are as close as I remember, what it was like to be seven or eight, years of age, knowing only carefree summer months that were carelessly treasured, thinking there is always another, looking forward to tomorrow to do nothing in exactly, happily, the same way innocently I am an adult and that means, cares are ever present, ever fair or fear not,, they lurk and attack the goalie, with noisy or subtle unrelenting attacks but as I overlook the waters, scenario soul gentling me under the cooling coverlet of the perfect breeze and what lurks is the moment the eyes and heart are fulfilled, satisfied by what they see The bay, dotted with the boat traffic not too much, but just interesting, a right tiny armada to entertain, all of us, inattentively observing the submerging descent of summer daytime friends, and I think of you only, at this perfect second and I am besotted with grief and guilt why can I not grant you the moment, that I desperate wish to share my arm is not, not, careless slung, but grasping firm with squeezes tight, finger under chin chucking, come friend be with me, and for just this moment your anti-toil tool here, your plight beyond my comprehension, though I live a life on the unknown edge, what matters is the relativity of us, and I relate to your weariness, I weep with desperate knowledge transporting you here is still an impossibility though my eyes see glory, though my heart cannot refuse the scene's peace invading me, it is not fair, it is not fair and I want you to have this more than me so I can keep it too until then it is a glaze, surfacing the coating, that is me but substance is untouched until this guilt morphs into a shared pleasure
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Stoners go hippie with the sticky sweet smoke Dope-wicked hope stricken trippin' sinners don't choke Sellouts sell jail cells in the cellar downstairs Hairs-frayed-from-hairspray stricken sisters don't care Tell me where are the werewolves wearing skin overcoats? Not a body dare boast that their coast is a host For a problem don't got one when the team boat won't row Don't tell me you got hope when the dough runs the show Don't tell me that you care when to sin is to share Don't ever tell me that you know when your love never show You're fuckin' bloody-gut, up-chucking sick Don't ya know?
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Nov 5, 2014
Nov 5, 2014 at 7:02 PM UTC
Don't Ya Know?
Well, let me begin my announcing to the HP community that I just pulled my ex-best friend's child's mother's hair out of my mouth without realizing how it got there since I haven't seen her since Saturday. Yeah, good luck pondering that breech of physics. Also, I realized that I've been breaking the magic rules of drinking at work as laid down by Cracked.com with impunity since before that majestic article was written, which kind of makes me feel like a badass and also like a terrible alcoholic whom the gods will eventually strike down. Or perhaps, everybody at work with me is also drunk and/or high all the time, a suspicion I've had for about a year now, but have not been able to prove, despite careful observation. Sure, the typically WOW playing awkward dude gets a box of not one, not two, but three bottles of beautifully crafted wine delivered DIRECTLY TO THE OFFICE every month notwithstanding. And does our supervisor say anything even remarkably reprehensible....no, not while she's on the clock. But she did steal my Don Corleone hat, and by thunder she still owes me for that thing, since I'll bet all the money I made this year that she got some fantastic head because of that hat. There are minor arguments in the breakroom over how ****** the coffee actually is, whether it's police station or AA meeting detestable, and on slow days people are chucking gigantic medicine ***** across the room while laughing at the destruction they cause. Then, Monday through Friday, woe unto you if you call the 24/7 line between 10 and 12 at night, since you will be picked up by me, the 3-midnight guy. If you're an idiot, or loud, or from New Jersey, or can't seem to be able to wipe that bleached ******* of yours without assistance, DO NOT CALL. I will be drunk, and while drunk I will take whatever ****** excuse you have for being a worthless and pointless human being and very tenderly, very politely, shove it up your *** on the end of a very thick nine iron. This is real life, and this....this is where I work.
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Nov 25, 2014
Nov 25, 2014 at 1:24 AM UTC
Things Realized After The Fact
Well, let me begin my announcing to the HP community that I just pulled my ex-best friend's child's mother's hair out of my mouth without realizing how it got there since I haven't seen her since Saturday. Yeah, good luck pondering that breech of physics. Also, I realized that I've been breaking the magic rules of drinking at work as laid down by Cracked.com with impunity since before that majestic article was written, which kind of makes me feel like a badass and also like a terrible alcoholic whom the gods will eventually strike down. Or perhaps, everybody at work with me is also drunk and/or high all the time, a suspicion I've had for about a year now, but have not been able to prove, despite careful observation. Sure, the typically WOW playing awkward dude gets a box of not one, not two, but three bottles of beautifully crafted wine delivered DIRECTLY TO THE OFFICE every month notwithstanding. And does our supervisor say anything even remarkably reprehensible....no, not while she's on the clock. But she did steal my Don Corleone hat, and by thunder she still owes me for that thing, since I'll bet all the money I made this year that she got some fantastic head because of that hat. There are minor arguments in the breakroom over how ****** the coffee actually is, whether it's police station or AA meeting detestable, and on slow days people are chucking gigantic medicine ***** across the room while laughing at the destruction they cause. Then, Monday through Friday, woe unto you if you call the 24/7 line between 10 and 12 at night, since you will be picked up by me, the 3-midnight guy. If you're an idiot, or loud, or from New Jersey, or can't seem to be able to wipe that bleached ******* of yours without assistance, DO NOT CALL. I will be drunk, and while drunk I will take whatever ****** excuse you have for being a worthless and pointless human being and very tenderly, very politely, shove it up your *** on the end of a very thick nine iron. This is real life, and this....this is where I work.
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I want to do fun things like sing, joy bring and blow some smoke rings. I  wanna do so many things I know make no sense, but somehow the dumbness of the act brings a rush of childhood innocence so in my own defense ******* Disney told me to not grow up So I got drunk and acted dumb thinking I'd never be grown up but man I've drank til I've thrown up bone dry lips chucking fluids from the stomach corrupted guts **** outta luck and then you say maybe it is about time to grow up. But **** that I wanna drive in cars above permissible speeds and I've had my car taken away for doing the deed highway tow truck repossession sessions is bad endings sorry we'll have to call a cab friends. But that's not where the night ends. Lets take these bad feelings and squeeze em into a bottle examine and give them meaning.  Or am I dreaming? How can I still aspire to admire those who do stupid things like set things on fire? I am no burning man.   But like I said, fun things is what I wanna do. Take too many drugs and get in an **** somewhere like Bonnaroo. Like what would you do? these thoughts never occur to you, I do dumb things not for wealth I'm doing them for myself. I wanna dress up as the grim reaper and photobomb the pictures at every marriage for money, now THAT'D be funny. I'd look back and laugh and one day they'd look back and say who's that? Or maybe they won't. Or maybe they will when it is over cause let's face it, it's a ******* wedding photo. What's the point of looking you were there and you lived it. But please spend copious amounts of money for the memories you might one day lose. Spend all your money. Your dimes, nickles, dollars, buy gold and diamond rings, You do that dumb **** and I'll do fun things.
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Apr 13, 2013
Apr 13, 2013 at 2:57 PM UTC
I want to do fun things
I want to do fun things like sing, joy bring and blow some smoke rings. I  wanna do so many things I know make no sense, but somehow the dumbness of the act brings a rush of childhood innocence so in my own defense ******* Disney told me to not grow up So I got drunk and acted dumb thinking I'd never be grown up but man I've drank til I've thrown up bone dry lips chucking fluids from the stomach corrupted guts **** outta luck and then you say maybe it is about time to grow up. But **** that I wanna drive in cars above permissible speeds and I've had my car taken away for doing the deed highway tow truck repossession sessions is bad endings sorry we'll have to call a cab friends. But that's not where the night ends. Lets take these bad feelings and squeeze em into a bottle examine and give them meaning.  Or am I dreaming? How can I still aspire to admire those who do stupid things like set things on fire? I am no burning man.   But like I said, fun things is what I wanna do. Take too many drugs and get in an **** somewhere like Bonnaroo. Like what would you do? these thoughts never occur to you, I do dumb things not for wealth I'm doing them for myself. I wanna dress up as the grim reaper and photobomb the pictures at every marriage for money, now THAT'D be funny. I'd look back and laugh and one day they'd look back and say who's that? Or maybe they won't. Or maybe they will when it is over cause let's face it, it's a ******* wedding photo. What's the point of looking you were there and you lived it. But please spend copious amounts of money for the memories you might one day lose. Spend all your money. Your dimes, nickles, dollars, buy gold and diamond rings, You do that dumb **** and I'll do fun things.
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Breath catches Snatched away Hidden from lungs for two whole days. Company's good, but Lonesome brings pain Seek camouflage alone in The rain. Looking for comfort but who the hell cares? College is noise, loud boys and glares. People look to unload Upon you their stuff, not knowing that you already have had quite enough. Feeling fatigue Teachers all laugh "If you're really this lazy how are you going to pass" Chest lights flame and head hurts like hell Counting the hours until there goes the bell. Going to dance to search for release You weren't to know, it now only brings grief. Everything hurts, ***** are too large. Your back feels the strain as you stumble adage. Everyone brings pity but no one brings hope and those who don't know keeping chucking you rope. I won't give up, I refuse to give in I'll staple once more to my mouth a grin. Repeat the mantra alone in your head Try to stay afloat, rebirth the undead. You can do it, you've done it before. At least this time, you know not to ignore Yourself Think First About Your Health.
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Nov 8, 2013
Nov 8, 2013 at 5:05 PM UTC
Drifting State of Panic
Like two drug infested adolescents tied together in a knotting of legs and arms grasping onto their other in a desperate out of breath race to taste artificial oxygen. We waltz in our movie picture romance like ribbons clawing the air with satin misdemeanour. "I love you" thy lady will sigh, with a rush of body limbs and a chucking of worthless organs into the partners coma-patient, poisoned state.
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May 2, 2013
May 2, 2013 at 5:25 PM UTC
What are we but love and hormones?
My dear mother managed to reel me into the mandatory pre-christmas cleaning Which drives me wildly insane Rearranging cutlery and scouring the sink is not my ideal way of spending a Wednesday morning I could think of worse things to have been engaged in but this wretched activity is way up there. In all honesty my mother's (bless her) kitchen qualifies to be on an episode of Hoarders Depleted from obsessively dusting off countertops I sat down sipping my green tea Watching her take on the rearranging of the pots in the dreaded corner cupboard Chucking out the old Indecisive when it came to some When the job was done The space left was aplenty Seeing the rusted pots and charred pans to be thrown in the trash Then it hit me If one harbours filth, negativity or the past Newer and better things have no space to make their way into and settle in one's life Re-birthing is only possible if one completely purges that which deters them from metamorphosising.
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Dec 18, 2013
Dec 18, 2013 at 6:58 AM UTC
Metamorphosis
**** chucking his weight around. Hardship chap is sailing away, Filling in forms on office computer. From yesterday into today. And into the future. And **** he says you're much too early, got you by the short and curlys. Chaps a freaking telly tubby. Wearing no hat but, his jobs worth hat. Me, well I am no snob. Will be glad to start my job. Sitting in benefit heaven. Watching the security guard pacing the floor. Snotty mother, him not me. Benefits given for free? The porky chap is joking. Asked to use the lavatory. There isn't one within, Where on earth's this old woman to go to discard her gin. (c)Livvi
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Sep 23, 2015
Sep 23, 2015 at 10:02 AM UTC
JOB CENTRE VISIT
Inhabiting a rubber state Where bullets fly. It ain't too great. Politicians living in perfect glass houses. Surely not green. Never fragile. Not throwing sticks. Nor chucking stones. They're draining the deserts and scoring the Arctic. Drilling for oil. Recoiling in horror. Planet dynamic. Ripped through her heart. Redesigning circles. Pictograms. And block graphs. Financial mutations of dignified nations? Shiny panels for catching the sun. Making ugly buildings. Commonsense won. Sustainable energy. Keeping warm. Heaven be praised. For the warming sun. Next thing we know. They're bringing back hunting. See you next Tuesdays. Fox slaying. And fining the homeless. Them with no money. More or less. Hell of a mess. Its all about war. Its all about money. Parliament run. By brainless numbskulls. (c)Livvi MMXV
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Jun 4, 2015
Jun 4, 2015 at 5:00 PM UTC
GREEN ISSUES
Auntie Ellen was already crazy The day her brother moved her in. She was not my relation but Everyone addressed her like kin. She was Auntie to everyone And she got rather hollersome If you didn’t call her that way; She’d shout until kingdom come. Rumor had it she met a fellow When she did factory work. He led her on and dumped her. He was that kind of a **** Something snapped inside her And she was never the same. About that time, she started in Telling people her choice of name. She lived down the block, alone And you could hear the music playing. She’d wave when I passed her home; I couldn’t hear what she was saying. One time I started to walk closer So I could hear the words she said But she got very angry all at once And chucked a dirt clod at my head. We all felt sorry for Auntie Ellen And didn’t think she was a threat. The occasional dirt clod was not Something any of us would sweat. Her brother came around at times To see how Auntie Ellen was faring. I don’t think anyone ever understood Her words to know if she was swearing. She was sort of our neighborhood’s Crazy person we kept in the attic. She looked strange and sounded worse And her behavior was quite erratic. But she never harmed anyone here And her dirt chucking always missed. So, we just remembered her as Auntie Ellen who was usually ******
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Jun 21, 2015
Jun 21, 2015 at 2:34 AM UTC
AUNTIE ELLEN
The incision I make on my own skin the vermillion blood dripping thin why can't I stop the cutting why can't I start believing because mama is going no shes already gone because its hard remembering what is actually wrong because he stares at me every time he see's me yet he causes so much pain because my sister she's shutting down won't admit something is wrong because I'm afraid my love will go I know I told you to put the blade down but I feel safer with it dragging against my skin pulling blood away dribble by dribble am I chucking my life away will the scars ever fade slits up my femur I count fifty six I try not to do it Its force of habit fifty seven, fifty eight wait fifty nine, sixty trickery you play me again sixty one my heart was true sixty two set me free sixty three my life was torn sixty four I don't want to be alive sixty five I need my fix sixty six Now I'm going to heaven sixty seven no that's not my fate sixty eight one last time sixty nine
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Oct 17, 2014
Oct 17, 2014 at 8:24 AM UTC
Why can't I stop