"chard" poems
Doc, I've been trying to deal with these issues for quite sometime to no avail;
A good friend of mine (you may know him, Elmer Fudd) recommended you.
I fear I will never be able to eat, let alone catch this turbo inspired example of flightless foul;
Stuck in this celluloid world vividly inspired by an Emmy award winning colorist.
I am a proud animal from generations of fine breeding, born in the pristine coyote valley;
I am not stupid, not a fool or buffoon, and so I thought contractually, not one to be laughed at.
And I, always the bad guy, constantly daunted in pursuit by haphazard ACME products;
Expensive, bulky, time consuming, they characteristically fail right before they almost work.
Rocket powered skates, unfortunately, only allow me to kiss the cliff-side really really hard;
Very heavy anvils serve no other purpose than to be dropped on my head repeatedly.
The incredulous manipulations of the impossible by the so clever writers of this farce;
From trains appearing out of nowhere to run me over, to fierce lightning storms in an instant.
Laying there in the release of my own bowels as the uncontrollable result of
500 Megajoules of energy traveling through my body yet again.
I am the twice electrified mass of dribbling spastic protoplasm
Personified proverbially in that lightning does indeed strike twice in the same place!
As the smoke arises from my chard hairy frame and I sweep up my ashes to reassemble later;
I realize Doc, I'm losing my grasp on the reality of ever succeeding, I need your help!
I'm still hungry;
And still I have not caught that **** Road Runner,
**** you Warner Brothers!
-----ChawzzyScript
Mar 29, 2013
Mar 29, 2013 at 1:13 AM UTC
All day I do nothing.
My waving arms and pulsing brain
keep me empty.
What uselessness, me.
Before dark, when cool air rushes
from the bay, I water my garden.
Monday I covered chard seeds
in a dark prayer blanket.
What can tiny stone-like
objects do in the sea
of black fertility, but hide
cold, invalid, and scornful.
Maybe they can dream and
forget this earthly destiny.
All night I toss covers,
as if African hills have twisted
and lifted the
valleys between them.
Is anything worth my awakening?
At dawn I see marvelous unfurlings
conquered darkness
while I slept!
Sep 9, 2015
Sep 9, 2015 at 8:10 PM UTC
The dog.
How I miss him,
the snuggle parties, when WE lived together.
Black Hole puppy eyes,
howling to share those skeletons,
If dogs could talk,
---huh.
Midnight velvet coat,
chard's of glass when brushed the wrong way.
Would loose this phone number...
but it's that dog...ya know?
The dog I miss,
grocery store trips,
welcome home kiss,
and good night pets.
The way, my daughter loved him too.
Proud to play mommy to your four legged son,
no smile greater, than her smile those days, caused by purpose and warmth.
The simple joy of a child giving a dog a treat.
The simple joy.
This feeling. Can't beat.
That dog ain't going to make it,
just like us.
Just the dog. I miss.
His ground shaking roar,
-he sure is the best guard dog, even if the size of a mouse-
mixed with laughter in the morning.
The way he almost made you look human, when he got sick and you'd cry.
At the next party, stories pour out of their round happy faces,
of their Chihuahuas, Pit-bulls, Dachshunds.
Staring into the Coriolis of my beer, lost like these months,
look up and say "I had a dog once.."
Jun 27, 2012
Jun 27, 2012 at 11:19 AM UTC
It was dark past seeing....his pupils like cavernous maw,could find not one glimmer..one chard of light in Asgard's canope.
Like a strand of golden hair, lonley comet broke the night and streaked the darkness, light years away long dead before a vision in his mind as he sat high in heavens perch a hammer
Rested on his knees.
Thunder rumbled
Years below
Quick light flashed
Above.
To fall to Earth once
More.
Mar 27, 2014
Mar 27, 2014 at 12:35 PM UTC
If only i was as wise as i'd been told// It is not the most heart aching thing to say// But to say "I Hate You" in my head// "You Are A ***** in my head// It is something i always shy away from// To know the simple ideal of over bearing anger// For myself and throwing it, blaming it on my mother// what a pain i am// To myself, to mind// who could tell me otherwise// My mother whose done so much// deserves much more from me// And yet i am such a child// Being with friends and letting substances control my every being// As said by a "wise man"// You become the company you keep// But this is much more than just company// My mother is my love// My mother is the one who knows me// And yet does not, but tries and does// She is the only person capable of piecing together// A chard up puzzle with burn marks and making it seem brand new// This is for you mom.......
Jan 6, 2017
Jan 6, 2017 at 10:20 AM UTC
Heaven's tears washing us away
I anticipate the blows
Ash plummeting from
The lights sparkle, twinkling in silence
The crash, the burn
My heart melted against the iron, the wood
Sparks grip, clings to my chard lungs
Hope is a bridge
I cross over quickly
Into the blackened hands of humanity
Jan 29, 2011
Jan 29, 2011 at 6:02 AM UTC
My love
My soul
She's a dove
Her beauty it stole
Attention
Her soul brang
Compassion
Understanding me would be hard
Cause my souls felt so chard
Her eyes opened my mind
Something I truly couldn't find
It's hard to believe
That's she would retrieve
My broken heart
So torn apart
With fear of the darkness
You brought the light
The light princess
Sent to make things right
It's funny you see
Cause that's only to me
She sees herself quite dark
But the truth is what I see
What she holds on the outside is only bark
When our souls meet I feel the fire
Truly this is how love would conspire
From broken souls mended
Souls no longer pretended
Our hearts and souls
Now ours to grow
Our garden of flow
Jan 29, 2016
Jan 29, 2016 at 7:26 PM UTC
*whatever we speak, it's hardly going to
be spoken of.*
which means two kettles...
mind you: target practise
or as i mind
the 2.4
of said: superman
in Iowa...
do i care to mind?
well, **** me!
they verse in acronym
i.n.d.i.a. & c.h.i.n.a.
akin to a billion...
i'm tongue tied and heaving,
das bōt...
this doesn't help the aesthetic...
with prolonging dies
the excess o...
kaiser schweizer min took!
whatever that means,
they say funny accents in ****
to **** a thought of a zeppelin...
yhwh: or the hollowing-out,
awaiting the god to lift us out...
Pythagorean umlaut
into a macron joinery...
depending on your aesthetic...
Kreisler schisser...
twins anti avid,
interchange s and z...
Charlotte
and sharpening, shearing and cheering,
and so many excuses...
the chard and the sh and the charcoal
and the shattering of, of the chatter:
cheap and sharp
or the acute variations of śarp & ćeap...
or what the first H represents:
an upper punctuation marking,
above the letter,
Y or gamma γ vs. Υ (upsilon)
in latter phrasing comma...
or what's pinpointed with Y
and what's later replicated in trigonometric W
of sine and cosine, as is Y the tan divergence...
excesses bound to later and latter...
how to differentiate? the lay'ter
from the latté of not mopping up the surd
h and the vocalised h that's asphyxiating
within catching breath asthmatic?
people forgot punctuation
in the same way they forgot diacritical markings
but at least they got a pretty picture
and dyslexia, and iconoclasm, and
modern illiteracy;
as said modern conspiracy theory:
far **** away from 1990s cartoon network...
everything you just said: doesn't
prop a need for me to buy things;
which is why, i guess, you need
a drugs trade that's the alternative
of consumerism.
Nov 23, 2016
Nov 23, 2016 at 10:36 PM UTC
Sorrow is the colour purple in the final moments of twilight,
Sorrow tastes like the chard embers of my last cigarette,
Sorrow tastes like the bitter remnants of my ex-lovers cologne,
Sorrow sounds like the crashing current of the ***** lake suffocating the fish,
Sorrow feels like the empty space between my fingers missing a hand once intertwined with mine,
Sorrow is helplessness.
Sep 24, 2013
Sep 24, 2013 at 12:53 PM UTC
'Halfway Down' - a poem by Chard Deniord
Halfway down: the sight of a doe
through the trees in the meadow.
I stopped to stare at her staring at me.
The silence arced between us like a wire
in a current that equaled strangeness
over time, and since her stare was wild —
so charged with fear the moment froze
on the line of sky and field, man
and deer — she broke our stillness
in her flight from me. I stood alone
but double then as the man on the path
and the memory of the man she carried
with her beyond the meadow into
the next meadow and the meadow after
that where she returned my image
to the field of her forgetting in which
I roamed like a deer myself, remembering.
Oct 24, 2015
Oct 24, 2015 at 7:31 AM UTC
1. A blur of sparklers at night during the summer and getting burned every time.
2. The blue and pink colors of the Texas sky that looks like a ****** painting
3. The almost unbearable warmth that made you want to sleep in the fridge
4. My stepdad would ask me what I wanted for dinner because mom wasn't home and neither of us knew where she was
5. I remember being horrified of the doctors and my stepdad blowing up gloves and drawing faces on them.
6. That everyone that it was weird I liked my marshmallows for smores almost chard
7. I thought my fashion sense was amazing, with my Hannah Montana shirt and glitter perfume.
Jun 14, 2018
Jun 14, 2018 at 6:19 PM UTC
I.
I held a match
To my hands today.
Matrimony made
Between man and flame;
Incensed skin and molten ash
Show hot displays of
Love ablaze.
II.
Oh bright, blushing,
burning bride;
I walk wounded
For all my days.
Chard hands bare
Witness to
Love of flames.
III.
Oh spreading fire
And torrid pain and
Oceans of passions
In engulfing flames.
A charcoal soul and
Black burnt skin shows
Love's touch, again.
IV.
A monument
To fiery lips
For each hot kiss
Scars my visage with
Inflammatory bliss
In pain your name,
Melted to my lips
Can love, be not, but this?
Jul 23, 2011
Jul 23, 2011 at 2:38 PM UTC
go and get a life hypocrite boy.
you told me don't cry. told me don't hurt yourself.
make a girl fall in love, let her settle in your life,
then turn against her without warning.
hows the drink taste now a days?
is it still satisfying as you drown your liver,
and chard your lungs or has it gone bitter?
as I walk with rage in my heart I ask of you
to give me a call when your clean and sober.
quit trying to dig yourself a slow six feet under.
fact is I love you too much to sit and wait.
so please don't expect me to watch you,
willingly **** yourself, i beg of you.
Jun 16, 2011
Jun 16, 2011 at 11:40 AM UTC
you came slithering in my room
dressed in mysterious shapes
finding dark corners to play in
whispering magical thoughts of illusion
you shake the soft spot of my foundation
I fallowed you down by the lake
where you show me that the water is really green
you caught an odd colored fish
and ripped the meat from its bones
you showed me it was nothing but the skeleton of my dead grandma
lost upon my last fading memory
in the woods we found messages carved into trees
they have been blackened by the souls of dead lovers
hard to read
we try to decode their passion
what destruction lies behind beauty's door?
so mysterious that they were forgotten before ever written
we walked upon these empty roads for days
losing all signs of amity
you stopped where the hills ended and said:
*love is a perilous journey of all sun and no rain
when rainbows are destruction to sad faces
how can I ever find happiness?*
she kissed my lips then said:
my kisses are like land mines
tick, tick, tick, your heart stops.
my shaking bones fell to the floor
as I watched her vanish into the thick mist
I came upon a bare oak tree
still chard from its last message
I chipped away the ashes and carved
happiness is only the beginning
Jul 24, 2010
Jul 24, 2010 at 1:06 AM UTC
Steps steep of swindler's confession
A monstrous sleep that Pike's definition
Chard broil eggs on a winter of sleep
Jul 25, 2015
Jul 25, 2015 at 8:33 AM UTC
She woke in Oblivion...
Torn to pieces from ages of war, such that was required..
Oblivion was created to hold darkness...
She collected remnants of her scattered soul, wove them together with golden threads. They where the last remaining parts of her that remained pure...
Chard and bound she rose through the ashes. Her gold sparkling in the darkness refected where she stood...
Oblivion
She could see the Mecury Sea, familiar to her only through the truths of creation...
Her eyes had been removed and only in her mind did she see him. His sad lonely silhouette, stood in contrast to the gleaming waves...
Her cold heart hung in her shattered ribs, began to beat. She knew him...
"Is it he I came here for?" The thought echoed life into Oblivion.
He saw her, and in fear fled into the sea...
In Oblivion echoes don't return, and he again was lost to the world...
She pulled her armor, her weapons and those who she found, and again the God of War rose....
Falling upside down, she rose in ashes of volcanos... Her heart ablaze, deep within a single ash, only required the breath of love to ignite her...
The ashes of her darkness blew off in the passion of love and only gold threads remained. Remnants of her earthly self called to the spirit and she began to collect herself piece by
piece.
The Gods had won the war against darkness long long ago, because of her, but her own darkness threatened creation. In a trick, such that gods know she was lured by beauty and torn into pieces. Diminished and desolved she was spread across Oblivion.
In the time of reconciliation and rebirth she rose to bring back the lost...
He was the last warrior to be collected, as all of the legion would be required to collapse Oblivion...
He still remains there, lost in the Mercury Sea... She would leave none, and when whole will return to set to sea for one last soul...
Jul 1, 2017
Jul 1, 2017 at 2:07 PM UTC
When the brothers K. are in
a knife fight in
their own house, we
tend to stay away.
But what if
their struggles spills,
knocking over A. lamp?
A jinn smoke signals the sky,
and a fire catches, spills.
These are row houses, built
side-by-side with adjacent thin walls
and a shared inner courtyard.
Are we ready to douse
the flames? Can we risk
the community?
In the end, we bury
chard remains, blacken flesh
because the only thing left
will be chipped bone,
and broken blade.
We bandage
an orphaned Daughter,
and steady the vacant stare
of a wobbly Son.
There is nothing we can do
for the Brothers k. It's too late
to separate them now.
Maybe if we give them guns,
the killing suicide will be faster
this thing over easier,
and the Community
razed sooner.
No. I don't need Mom's
accusatory glances, nor
Father's displaced fury.
I am morally bankrupted
and save only the house
because the family is messy,
and cheap like all families.
Sep 2, 2013
Sep 2, 2013 at 11:00 AM UTC
I jumped too high...too far
I fell to the ground.
Dusting myself off..the demons of fear attacked.
Putting up my Fists
On Flaming Grounds..
Jack Flash failed to jump his candlestick
Hitting those who tried to drag him under from all sides..
He is trying
With what little strength is left
He grows weary and sick.
He knows not who closest to turn too
As he reached out a hand..they laughed and scolded him
In his face....Blasted flames upon his reaching fingertips
Trust chains' links broken
He begs for another tomorrow
As he brushes the chard burns off of his hips...
"Must you expect everyone to be the same?"
"Must I be cheated from my future?"
:Must I be afraid to ask for help?"
"Because you fail to believe in my truths?"
"I tried to show you, such..I'm Broken."
I walked far behind those leading...
They push me to fore fill what the don't understand
The ways they think I am roaming, aren't
the processes to health aren't worth the costs..so much
truth flows through the cracks...
as I battle those demons, still.. "Trust?"
"For the ones who listen...who don't attack"
"Finally seeing the real..truth..in me"
and then I'll follow..
if rewards find us both..
Equally.
Sep 27, 2018
Sep 27, 2018 at 1:28 AM UTC
You peal back his past and and pull it through
sewing his history and his going to be up in a moment
torment and torture, you delight in his pain and his fighting
delighting in the life you are tainting, destroying
watching him straining,he is trying to forget what remaining
and I am stuck painting
sketching
reworking
searching
He wants to forget you,He wants to forget your mean, your mad, the things you stole and the things you have.
He wants to forget your mean and your mad... and all the things you once had.
He wants to forget you.
erase your face from the storybook life we have now
you refuse to let absence in, showing up in the dark
throwing bricks
steeling things from his yard
he is too nice, he is too hurt
I love him more and more and I feel this burn
burn your house
burn your yard
steel your cat
and fuel this urge
burn your mean
burn your fire
burn that look
that old desire
burn that smile that's backed with hate
fight that feeling that turns me irate
sit back down
I refuse
to do anything
that makes me feel like you
Hating what hurts what I love most
Burning hot
cheers lets toast
toast to being more
the high road is hard, I am feeling chard
I remember what matters most
I have him in my heart, he has me and his
when he says my name he does not cringe
He loves me.
Aug 20, 2014
Aug 20, 2014 at 2:22 AM UTC
I circle the store at least three times, every time I go.
I can never make up my mind.
Usually Trader Joe will ask me if I'm OK,
Or if he can help me find anything.
Usually I'll lie and say I'm fine,
Squinting intently at the array of fresh greens
But today I asked him..
How can I decide which fruit is the sweetest?
Does it matter where it came from?
Does it matter if an onion is red, or yellow, or "sweet"
If they all will make me cry?
What's the difference between a fig and a date?
How come I can never find either of them?
If swiss chard is so good for you,
Why does it taste so bad going down?
Why do beans make you farty?
How is that a "magic fruit?"
Why is everyone blind to the lie
That carrots make your eyesight better?
Is it toe-may-toe or toe-mat-toe?
Poe-tay-toe or poe-tat-toe?
Does it matter?
Does any of this matter?
He replied, "Ma'am, my name isn't Joe. I don't know. I just work here.. and they definitely don't pay me enough for this."
So I left with an empty bag, and a heavy mind.
Jun 8, 2020
Jun 8, 2020 at 7:39 PM UTC
At first, there were bubbles,
which turned into butterflies,
and then the butterflies grew into fireworks,
and everything was perfect.
Evntually though, the fireworks lost their spark and there was only fire.
The flames popped all the bubbles, killed the butterflies, and left my heart chard, and black.
And just like something burnt, I no longer feel anything anymore.
Mar 1, 2016
Mar 1, 2016 at 5:53 AM UTC
Talking is an art,
The more talking done,
The lesser the fear of talking
At all,
Whether alone, in front of close acquaintances,
Or toward individuals unknown
And nonexistent before.
Admittingly, talking can be overdone
Like chard stew,
And talking on top of people…
Well, it cannot be helped,
But no one will receive a Pulitzer for it.
Unless if a “good idea” sounds from one
And ices the agreement cake.
But beware of those ideas you wish to verbally patent
In front of a gathering,
For if you only wish,
You may end up falling into the abyss
Of a silence that traps not your mouth,
But your will to speak, evaporating your words and
Ideas that might have bravely forwarded discussion.
Vanity, thy name is Groupthink:
What talk might arise next
When no talk arose at all?
Apr 26, 2018
Apr 26, 2018 at 4:09 PM UTC
Extensive and seemingly endless,
the range of human language
Nor the art of stringing words together like a seemstress of letters,
nothing
Nothing perfectly describes,
in full detail,
the amount of damage per second
dealt to the human spirit
due to the inevitable, heartbreak.
Heartbreak is a truly broad description of the feast of sadness.
For your drink
sip the pain of disappointment.
As for a starter
You get misdirected anger
An entrée of
Vacant thoughts
For desert it has to be
Long term absentness.
Nothing,
nothing at all compares
to this pity filled meal.
Personally, I would rather
Fight a bear bare handed
Catch a horseshoe with my lower jaw
Then be subjected to death by a sadistic firing squad.
But heartbreak is so broad.
I know I've said it twice.
From the loss of a pet/person
To the spiritually shattered
And the ever present,
Romantic heartbreak.
a Shakespearean tragedy
playing like the fifty year old vhs copy
of Charlotte's web
at the department of motor vehicles.
I whiteness the death of "I love you"
I know I'll miss simple things more than the bigger ones.
Like your hands.
I know I'll miss your hands.
I'd rather smash my fingers one by one with a sledge hammer
than experience
the "thrill" of intertwining
them into anyone else's hand.
I'm an idiot
I'm stupid in love
But if our "fire" died to you,
Know that to me;
Flames creep through me like California wildfires,
With each exhale
I expell the chard remains
of who I was as I grow with you,
With each inhale I feed the fire fresh air and with every step
I leave embers in my wake.
I love you
God, I love you.
I'm not ready to sip from the basin of defeat.
I never will be.
I'll burn until my skin melts
I'll burn until the gravity of my love swallows the world around me
I'll burn until super nova
I'll burn until I implode into a black hole
to keep you by my side
Aug 27, 2015
Aug 27, 2015 at 4:03 PM UTC
sprawling in the wet dregs
i fumble who you are
threatening me with animal
"you jag you jag you jag-you-are-you-are-you-are"
laughing like unpleasantry laughing with obscene
calling on the meat of madness
(absurdity of this scene )
May 20, 2025
May 20, 2025 at 9:33 AM UTC
Generating a ring
of bright waters, which
currently meanders, ponders,
and then streams - twitch
ching reflexively as flora
and fauna lap rich
text chard liquid
timelessly streaming, rippling,
and quivering pitch
sure risk gully confidently
babbling, bobbing, bubbling,
burbling loch a king
dominating his rill small niche
wade ding in the wings,
one doth espy, (sans oxbow lake)
analogous to an err
river rent sea sunned bay sic
wide whirled, whetted, webbed itch
perhaps berthed as a ******* creek,
and/or survivor of a ****
ling, which ordinary
happenstance attempts
to anthropomorphize
life giving resource hitch
ching various synonyms for water,
where sustenance to biosphere
can become flushed out
vis a vis via an ecological glitch
which dry dystopian scenario,
within the realm
of human activities circumstance
leaving most animals plants awash
bay sic lee lurching,
gasping, and choking
within an immense oceanic ditch
availing an alien landscape
awash with post apocalyptic
desiccated global cribbage
match, where the losing hand
would be a real *****
thus summarily, punctiliously, and merrily
describes the edifying whirlpool
life sike ****
where countless marine species will flounder
(literally like a fish out of water)
viz deadened ghyll.
Jul 19, 2018
Jul 19, 2018 at 7:39 PM UTC