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"buck" poems
Come spring, she leaped across the grassy dune, Beaming with sheer joy as she hummed a halcyon tune. Her beauteous almond eyes- the biggest, the brightest. A bonnie spotted doe in her warm, homely forest Come summer, by her gushing little lake she played. When upon a solitary, pensive buck her eyes she laid. Eyes met across the smiling lake; too soon gazes parted. While his eyes curiously lingered, hers wandered on ahead. Come monsoon, he adored her eyes, her gilded coat, her bushy tail. The passionate warmth in her eyes with affection made him frail. Yet, she went on with her blissful life- devoid of any care. Oblivious of the buck who always stopped to stare. Come winter, by his side chattering happily she grazed. Soon, his feelings faded; by almond eyes no longer crazed. Like currents in the water, apart they drifted and drifted. New lake. Nonchalant silence. No words were said. Come fall, she found that he still leaped through her mind. The emotion she once scoffed in her heart now enshrined. Eyes met across the smiling lake; too soon gazes parted. While her dull eyes wistfully lingered, his wandered on ahead.
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Jun 7, 2014
Jun 7, 2014 at 10:56 AM UTC
Almond Eyes.
Lovers entered a forbidden forest bower, And as they stalked that range, with eyes glazed, She offered up her hind. Now, with doe eyes, Deep as his, deep in arousal's sleep, heels fell,  As he knocked and pulled her dark honey hair  And whispered, surrender, into wanting ears,  Softly he drove his hunting command, homing  To his huntress. Her body braced, yet bade, with heat and vibrance. Ruthlessly, he ****** his arrow deeper and then  Once more and then again.  She bucked fiercely  And defiant, goading his prodding lance ever more Ever longer, and parting the pink lines of her white Rose, he was, and once again, Prince to the dark Dominion of her quarters. In the middle of this carnal match they paused. And looking into the forest beyond they saw A yearling fawn, a feral Goddess, grazing still,  Bathing in a vale, virginal, wholly unmoved  By their act of venery, lustfully playing, in the innocent  Leaves.  It was as if they were among her kin, a gentle  Doe and a noble stag. From that moment on  The human hunters did not speak. Falling, again, rolling eyes were deep in arousal's sleep. Her back was a crescent moon pocked and wet with dew. He could feel her heart beating in time with his piercing  Prong, her arching back glistened in the suns spittle As it broke through the dark and vernal ceiling wood. In the final shot her quivering buck lowered and broke And a sound not heard, made a scene, a sweet murmuring Shuddered and sank onto the floor of the forest leaves  With her tale, taken and told, her breathless breath,  Her nostrils cold and her heated and lanced openings  Dripping, draining; here was a New World’s beginning. Sated, solemn and softly quaking, his woman sweetly laid, And now, doomed with her doe eyes, two lovers, fated, made; She glowed, divine, like the rolling brook that mellowed Slow, in the vine-dark and golden forest stable, In Artemis’s wood.
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Jun 15, 2012
Jun 15, 2012 at 1:33 PM UTC
In Artemis’s Wood
Lovers entered a forbidden forest bower, And as they stalked that range, with eyes glazed, She offered up her hind. Now, with doe eyes, Deep as his, deep in arousal's sleep, heels fell,  As he knocked and pulled her dark honey hair  And whispered, surrender, into wanting ears,  Softly he drove his hunting command, homing  To his huntress. Her body braced, yet bade, with heat and vibrance. Ruthlessly, he ****** his arrow deeper and then  Once more and then again.  She bucked fiercely  And defiant, goading his prodding lance ever more Ever longer, and parting the pink lines of her white Rose, he was, and once again, Prince to the dark Dominion of her quarters. In the middle of this carnal match they paused. And looking into the forest beyond they saw A yearling fawn, a feral Goddess, grazing still,  Bathing in a vale, virginal, wholly unmoved  By their act of venery, lustfully playing, in the innocent  Leaves.  It was as if they were among her kin, a gentle  Doe and a noble stag. From that moment on  The human hunters did not speak. Falling, again, rolling eyes were deep in arousal's sleep. Her back was a crescent moon pocked and wet with dew. He could feel her heart beating in time with his piercing  Prong, her arching back glistened in the suns spittle As it broke through the dark and vernal ceiling wood. In the final shot her quivering buck lowered and broke And a sound not heard, made a scene, a sweet murmuring Shuddered and sank onto the floor of the forest leaves  With her tale, taken and told, her breathless breath,  Her nostrils cold and her heated and lanced openings  Dripping, draining; here was a New World’s beginning. Sated, solemn and softly quaking, his woman sweetly laid, And now, doomed with her doe eyes, two lovers, fated, made; She glowed, divine, like the rolling brook that mellowed Slow, in the vine-dark and golden forest stable, In Artemis’s wood.
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(Part 1: http://hellopoetry.com/poem/738250/almond-eyes/) Come spring, she leaped across the grassy dune. In her ageing almond eyes, fresh wisdom strewn. Unthought of now- he who had once been her all. In a forbidden forest, a smiling lean buck stood tall. Come summer, standing afar she did quietly spy; Studying his ways from the curious corner of her eye- How chilled he liked his water, how green his grass… A polite little nod if ever he happened to pass. Come monsoon, away she cast the lessons of the past. Throughout their graze, on him her gaze. Playful fights they feign; adorable moments in the rain. She’d fallen tame; her clumsy hooves not to blame. Come winter, cold truths in the icy winds blew her way. Her lean, smiling buck wasn’t really hers per se. He smiled much the same at myriad doe and antelope, Yet, in her shivering heart flickered the scantiest of hope. Come fall, she finally forsake her futile trail. Turned her back with a swish of her bushy tail. Beaming with sheer joy, she hummed a halcyon tune twice over. For bucks would come and bucks would go, but the river’d go on forever.
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Sep 5, 2016
Sep 5, 2016 at 3:41 PM UTC
Almond Eyes. (Part 2)
In time you’ll recover and absolve push those scorned impressions aside hammer down the jaded edges and sing that delightful commoners song the one you sang so well in what seems a lifetime ago You really had it you know that fiery disposition and nimble cunning those butter chords and derelict style we could see it -- we could all see it it was all it took to turn the evening tide (and rile that buck fever) heads bashing tongues lambasting middle fingers high and raising Cain on those may fly statesmen There were no rules when it came to your survival no textbook rally or common bond no structured songbird or bravado stage you either made it, or laid it “life by the ***** Mr. Poppy would say a kaleidoscope of dreams with rich colored imagery hardened artisan seams in a carefully woven motif But something got lost in the needle point something sinister and distorted took hold the quirks and street genius that were your lifeline gave way to grunts and squeals and chilling night crawlers the colors faded quickly to a cold confining grey There was no grace in the new world no retribution or switch back no salvation or accorded finale only edged platforms of blackened steel that kept you cased in a silent vanquished cell shivering cold with fear night without day all in the shadow of death But time heals all and the polish sneakers and open sores are long gone (though the roman nose and shallow cleft remain) indeed the falconer beat the widow maker this go around and I’m hopeful it won’t happen again and if it does you’ll see me standing hand on heart with that old verse in hand: he ain’t tainted or silly, and most certainly not forgotten… he ain’t loony or fixed, or a product of his self-doing… he’s just a straight shootin’ guy, who had the most of it figured out
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Jan 29, 2017
Jan 29, 2017 at 8:38 PM UTC
The Commoners Song
In time you’ll recover and absolve push those scorned impressions aside hammer down the jaded edges and sing that delightful commoners song the one you sang so well in what seems a lifetime ago You really had it you know that fiery disposition and nimble cunning those butter chords and derelict style we could see it -- we could all see it it was all it took to turn the evening tide (and rile that buck fever) heads bashing tongues lambasting middle fingers high and raising Cain on those may fly statesmen There were no rules when it came to your survival no textbook rally or common bond no structured songbird or bravado stage you either made it, or laid it “life by the ***** Mr. Poppy would say a kaleidoscope of dreams with rich colored imagery hardened artisan seams in a carefully woven motif But something got lost in the needle point something sinister and distorted took hold the quirks and street genius that were your lifeline gave way to grunts and squeals and chilling night crawlers the colors faded quickly to a cold confining grey There was no grace in the new world no retribution or switch back no salvation or accorded finale only edged platforms of blackened steel that kept you cased in a silent vanquished cell shivering cold with fear night without day all in the shadow of death But time heals all and the polish sneakers and open sores are long gone (though the roman nose and shallow cleft remain) indeed the falconer beat the widow maker this go around and I’m hopeful it won’t happen again and if it does you’ll see me standing hand on heart with that old verse in hand: he ain’t tainted or silly, and most certainly not forgotten… he ain’t loony or fixed, or a product of his self-doing… he’s just a straight shootin’ guy, who had the most of it figured out
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[Verse 1] Monster sized swag; not modest bout my splendor Marvel at the flag and I'm the ultimate avenger Buck Rodgers, D-Bird yep I'm the number one contender, So I gotta uphold this rep of bein uncontrollable so I'll take the lead, I hold the world beneath my feet I'm a fiend, elite Haze so cloudy cause I be blowin Swisher Sweets Drug addiction is my disease It's my expertise See here's the masterpiece: Raps lobotomize I'm traumatized since 1993 [Verse 2] Victimized by the lies of this trifilin enterprise You can front but you can't hide There's no fault behind your eyes So I hope this insult will suffice It should come as no surprise A grin will spread across my face From side to side My ***** mouth will mesmerize hypnotized, memorize the words that escape my lips I'm a degenerate unabridged uncut You're a ************* **** Go hang yourself from a bridge Here's a rope, I hope you choke ******* ******* smoochie smoochie Only chains you got is Gucci Y’all basic brothers rep that set But fake like that 2chi [Verse 3] man I get so high, Now watch me get higher Watch me take flight As my wings soar skyward You know I'ma fighter So watch me take my place As I eat this rap game up and then spit it in your face Now pass me a lighter see me rollin while I bake I mean I'm not a pastry maker, but I still bake for the sake My rhymes are so ill They're gonna make you sick I be tweetin on my twitter While Betty Crocker ***** my **** uh [Verse 4] Reid between the lines son and please proceed with caution Alien splittin kilos, I be one tweaked ****** martian I'm five steps ahead and these haters ****** forfeit You four feet tall and I'm so high I'm in ****** orbit Make these snitches sleep with fishes How ****** vicious spittin mischief ****** trippin out these hypocrites Dishin out these disses which Bein inconsiderate in this fast paced game of chase But if I wanted to catch your drama I'd just go check my facebook page *****
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Nov 11, 2013
Nov 11, 2013 at 3:30 AM UTC
Masterpiece
[Verse 1] Monster sized swag; not modest bout my splendor Marvel at the flag and I'm the ultimate avenger Buck Rodgers, D-Bird yep I'm the number one contender, So I gotta uphold this rep of bein uncontrollable so I'll take the lead, I hold the world beneath my feet I'm a fiend, elite Haze so cloudy cause I be blowin Swisher Sweets Drug addiction is my disease It's my expertise See here's the masterpiece: Raps lobotomize I'm traumatized since 1993 [Verse 2] Victimized by the lies of this trifilin enterprise You can front but you can't hide There's no fault behind your eyes So I hope this insult will suffice It should come as no surprise A grin will spread across my face From side to side My ***** mouth will mesmerize hypnotized, memorize the words that escape my lips I'm a degenerate unabridged uncut You're a ************* **** Go hang yourself from a bridge Here's a rope, I hope you choke ******* ******* smoochie smoochie Only chains you got is Gucci Y’all basic brothers rep that set But fake like that 2chi [Verse 3] man I get so high, Now watch me get higher Watch me take flight As my wings soar skyward You know I'ma fighter So watch me take my place As I eat this rap game up and then spit it in your face Now pass me a lighter see me rollin while I bake I mean I'm not a pastry maker, but I still bake for the sake My rhymes are so ill They're gonna make you sick I be tweetin on my twitter While Betty Crocker ***** my **** uh [Verse 4] Reid between the lines son and please proceed with caution Alien splittin kilos, I be one tweaked ****** martian I'm five steps ahead and these haters ****** forfeit You four feet tall and I'm so high I'm in ****** orbit Make these snitches sleep with fishes How ****** vicious spittin mischief ****** trippin out these hypocrites Dishin out these disses which Bein inconsiderate in this fast paced game of chase But if I wanted to catch your drama I'd just go check my facebook page *****
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A long, long time ago, I can still remember when, Junk food made me smile, And I knew if had my chance, That I could make my fatness dance, And maybe I was happy for a while. But McDonald's made me shiver, With every burger they'd deliver, Bad news on their doorstep, I couldn't take one more step. I can't remember if I cried, When  I passed size twenty-five, But something touched me deep inside, The day I knocked back obesity fries, CHORUS. So, bye, bye McDonald's French fries, Drove my  chevy away from McDonald's, didn't have a bevy, I said goodbye to whiskey and rye, Singing no more apple pies, That's the end of obesity fries..... Did you  go to McDonald's biomes? Did you know you're changing your genomes? Eating all those pesticides? Now do believe they love you, guys? Might as well eat dead flies! And can you change evolution in real time? Well, I know you're addicted to them, You'll need more than treadmills in the gym, Now can't even put on your shoes, Man, you'll dig the obesity blues, CHORUS. I was an obese teenage bronco buck. Driving to McDonald's in a pickup truck, But I knew I was out of luck, The day I ate landfill in those French fries... I started singing bye, bye obesity fries, Drove my chevy, had no bevies, And the burgers were dry, This is the day I knock back French fries. CHORUS. I met a girl who sang the blues, She'd passed turning size twenty-two, I asked her if she ate junk food too, She just smiled and drove away, I drove down to the store no more, Where I ate additives years before, But the junk food store didn't care anyway... CHORUS CHORUS....
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Nov 27, 2015
Nov 27, 2015 at 4:56 PM UTC
OBESITY ODE (Based on tune "American Pie.)
A long, long time ago, I can still remember when, Junk food made me smile, And I knew if had my chance, That I could make my fatness dance, And maybe I was happy for a while. But McDonald's made me shiver, With every burger they'd deliver, Bad news on their doorstep, I couldn't take one more step. I can't remember if I cried, When  I passed size twenty-five, But something touched me deep inside, The day I knocked back obesity fries, CHORUS. So, bye, bye McDonald's French fries, Drove my  chevy away from McDonald's, didn't have a bevy, I said goodbye to whiskey and rye, Singing no more apple pies, That's the end of obesity fries..... Did you  go to McDonald's biomes? Did you know you're changing your genomes? Eating all those pesticides? Now do believe they love you, guys? Might as well eat dead flies! And can you change evolution in real time? Well, I know you're addicted to them, You'll need more than treadmills in the gym, Now can't even put on your shoes, Man, you'll dig the obesity blues, CHORUS. I was an obese teenage bronco buck. Driving to McDonald's in a pickup truck, But I knew I was out of luck, The day I ate landfill in those French fries... I started singing bye, bye obesity fries, Drove my chevy, had no bevies, And the burgers were dry, This is the day I knock back French fries. CHORUS. I met a girl who sang the blues, She'd passed turning size twenty-two, I asked her if she ate junk food too, She just smiled and drove away, I drove down to the store no more, Where I ate additives years before, But the junk food store didn't care anyway... CHORUS CHORUS....
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Memaw & Pepaw ..Mason Dixon Saturday night, Just sippin' muscadine wine by the Tennessee moonlight Rockin' chairs...Zenith Black and White Roy, Buck, Minnie Pearl a Hee Haw delight. Crickets a chirpin' and a Frogs a croakin' Toe tapin' rhythm's got em all in motion. Corn fields swaying like a metronome Watching those two dance to cotton eye Joe! Sunday mornings best at the Church of Christ, Me, I'm Thinkin' bout Memaws country gravy, my fav-o-rite! Fried Chicken, taters, eggs sunny side right, These are the memories I like to recite.
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Jun 5, 2016
Jun 5, 2016 at 12:19 PM UTC
An Evening with Cecil & Drewetta
My family is a bunch of animals. My mother is a lioness, strong, brave, and full of pride, with claws sharp as knives, for anyone that harms her cub she will strike. my father is a hyena, foolish, never serious, and a lazy scavenger, that doesn't do anything but eat the crap that he creates. My grand parents are elephants, big and strong during the day, blind and helpless during the night. My aunts and uncles are the herd of gazelles, they graze when they can, but when the lioness comes they silence and run away with fear. My dogs are the shade that comforts me from the burning sun of life. The day has come when the lioness shall not roam the tall grasses of the Serengeti. Without the lioness the gazelles are persistently grazing, depleting the grass, grazing and depleting until there was no grass left for me to hide in, they rammed and bucked at me like I had no right to grieve. I was a helpless cub on that day and I still am, wondering when the lioness will show up to be my heroine again. But as the gazelles buck and ram, a kangaroo and a zebra rush in, embrace me, and take me in, I now have a second family with: a savage tiger, Italian chipmunks, boxing kangaroos, kick-ass monkeys, elderly turtles, burly bears, religious zebras, and untimely rabbits. My second family is diverse, but they never do the worst just as my first. This is a story that I usually don't tell, but this my past life so I must tell, tell, tell... This is what God raised me to be, This for me and only me. One day the light will show for me, and me and the lioness will forever again be free, to roam the plains in the skies above, just like a dove.
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Nov 25, 2012
Nov 25, 2012 at 3:55 AM UTC
Family Doesn't Always Mean Blood
My family is a bunch of animals. My mother is a lioness, strong, brave, and full of pride, with claws sharp as knives, for anyone that harms her cub she will strike. my father is a hyena, foolish, never serious, and a lazy scavenger, that doesn't do anything but eat the crap that he creates. My grand parents are elephants, big and strong during the day, blind and helpless during the night. My aunts and uncles are the herd of gazelles, they graze when they can, but when the lioness comes they silence and run away with fear. My dogs are the shade that comforts me from the burning sun of life. The day has come when the lioness shall not roam the tall grasses of the Serengeti. Without the lioness the gazelles are persistently grazing, depleting the grass, grazing and depleting until there was no grass left for me to hide in, they rammed and bucked at me like I had no right to grieve. I was a helpless cub on that day and I still am, wondering when the lioness will show up to be my heroine again. But as the gazelles buck and ram, a kangaroo and a zebra rush in, embrace me, and take me in, I now have a second family with: a savage tiger, Italian chipmunks, boxing kangaroos, kick-ass monkeys, elderly turtles, burly bears, religious zebras, and untimely rabbits. My second family is diverse, but they never do the worst just as my first. This is a story that I usually don't tell, but this my past life so I must tell, tell, tell... This is what God raised me to be, This for me and only me. One day the light will show for me, and me and the lioness will forever again be free, to roam the plains in the skies above, just like a dove.
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Fros-ty the Snowman had a twin brother named Lou He got hit by a truck, and we said "What the **** and "You should totally sue!" Before-he could call a lawyer along came a snow plow it mixed him up, with yellow snowman guts and he got snowman AIDS and gout The ne-xt day, Lou died but he left an inheritance check Frosty sued the man, and took all he had, then he cashed in both of the checks Fros-ty moved up north Alaska is where he's livin' where he got buck wild, and had a child, that he fathered with Sarah Palin Fros-ty the Snowman had a twin brother named Lou who brought about fame to the family name in Time and US Weekly too!!!
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Dec 10, 2010
Dec 10, 2010 at 4:52 PM UTC
Frosty the Snowman (And his Brother Lou)
For our Echoing Little Red Riding Hoods Lagging behind in the Opposition Departments Lets help you out by  offering some buzzwords For your important assignments even though they've been floated around forever, But we understand you need some help catching up So memorize these basic premises And please enrich your lives and utilise your valuable time by raking your little brains to create  poems with them Lets begin with ITALIAN , don't forget RAINBOW, LIES is also in, add RESPECT, throw in RUDENESS, factor in LITTLE GIRL, remember ANGEL, write about TRUST, that much overuse term, throw in BLACK - that's quite a popular one. Also PINK is quite up the scale, as well as HEART- Broken ( as if ) and pleeeezee make a big fuss on LONELINESS That's a big seller. APPLE and SERPENT did appear now and again so trigger them as you like. How about BETRAYAL, LOYALTY, FAKE FRIENDS and that famous one, FOUR or is it THREE, what about BONES, Lets not forget SKELETON or even ANOREXIC, let also remember SCREAM, that was a scream..hahah see what I did there! Remember GREY that has a bit of colour and what about BUCK or even DOOR-MAT that was a wipe-off or SUBMISSIVE another popular one. Hmmm...what about HAIR CUT or TOMBOY or DIGITAL those are quite good or WOODGREEN or HULL or DOG that reared its head...woof....woof...hahahah or CEREAL, beats me what that's about or even MONEY..though that never was an issue, how about GOLD-DIGGER just for drama or 50/50 which has been mentioned. Hey! don't forget RED, what to do without that pinking away. So please  Little Hoods, students of the Opposition Department keep with the programme and work on these pointers crack your little brains and write poems like crazy little ants Your contribution is valuable cause persistent is the Key. Keep up with your assignment and forget all other things Oppose, oppose, oppose, work those little brains!
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Sep 25, 2018
Sep 25, 2018 at 4:30 PM UTC
Echo Heads & Cowpat.....hahaha
For our Echoing Little Red Riding Hoods Lagging behind in the Opposition Departments Lets help you out by  offering some buzzwords For your important assignments even though they've been floated around forever, But we understand you need some help catching up So memorize these basic premises And please enrich your lives and utilise your valuable time by raking your little brains to create  poems with them Lets begin with ITALIAN , don't forget RAINBOW, LIES is also in, add RESPECT, throw in RUDENESS, factor in LITTLE GIRL, remember ANGEL, write about TRUST, that much overuse term, throw in BLACK - that's quite a popular one. Also PINK is quite up the scale, as well as HEART- Broken ( as if ) and pleeeezee make a big fuss on LONELINESS That's a big seller. APPLE and SERPENT did appear now and again so trigger them as you like. How about BETRAYAL, LOYALTY, FAKE FRIENDS and that famous one, FOUR or is it THREE, what about BONES, Lets not forget SKELETON or even ANOREXIC, let also remember SCREAM, that was a scream..hahah see what I did there! Remember GREY that has a bit of colour and what about BUCK or even DOOR-MAT that was a wipe-off or SUBMISSIVE another popular one. Hmmm...what about HAIR CUT or TOMBOY or DIGITAL those are quite good or WOODGREEN or HULL or DOG that reared its head...woof....woof...hahahah or CEREAL, beats me what that's about or even MONEY..though that never was an issue, how about GOLD-DIGGER just for drama or 50/50 which has been mentioned. Hey! don't forget RED, what to do without that pinking away. So please  Little Hoods, students of the Opposition Department keep with the programme and work on these pointers crack your little brains and write poems like crazy little ants Your contribution is valuable cause persistent is the Key. Keep up with your assignment and forget all other things Oppose, oppose, oppose, work those little brains!
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Behind all of the glamour Hidden by the glitz Under all the spray on tans And distracted by the **** Lies a Vegas like no other Not the one you wish to see The other side of Vegas Has a cost, it isn't free A parade of homeless people Far off strip are daily seen Heading for a bed and meal Away from where the grass is green The locals all accept it It's a darker part of town Where there's fewer painted smiles On this Las Vegas clown Every other building Is boarded up or framed In steel bar covered windows With no winners at the game The goal of all the walkers Is to get to the next day They can't afford to leave here They can't afford to stay Each walkway full of hawkers Selling water for a buck Passed out drunks all sleeping Hoping you will toss a buck Some saints and many sinners Came to find the life they lead Is not the one they looked for When they came here to fill their greed Don't look behind the curtain You will not like what you will find The darker side of Vegas Is not one that's in your mind A parade of desperate people Walk the streets each night alone Past the empty buildings Pass the bail bonds, guns and loans To truly see Las Vegas You have to venture off the strip Into a world of darkness And in truth, it's a short trip Behind the glitz and glamour Away from where the tourists go Is the dark side of Las Vegas That only few will ever know
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May 30, 2015
May 30, 2015 at 6:31 PM UTC
The Dark Side of Las Vegas
Drivin’ with the kids in tow Windows down, nowhere to go Hands outside, feel wind blow On country roads, fields passin’ slow. Saw a hayrack sittin’ by a fence “Rocks for Sale – Fifty Cents” Thought I, it makes no earthly sense To demand for rocks some recompense. But the sign - unique enough to hail (I protested - but to no avail) The missus and the kids prevailed A sale you see, is still a sale! Before day and feelings I did mar Realizing for the course it’s par I turned around and stopped the car It’s what I’ve become, and whom we are . To the rack and rocks the kids did sprint I got closer, had to squint So I could read the finer print Kids might have seen, but care they din’t. Said the bigger rocks did cost a buck I knew then that I was out of luck Between a hard place and a rock I’m stuck ‘Twas bait and switch, and smelled like muck. But the kids had picked from rocks galore Put them in the trunk to store The rack was less some rocks times four And the coffee can had four bucks more! PwL 5/16/15
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May 16, 2015
May 16, 2015 at 11:43 PM UTC
Rocks
Poor little octopus. Big head and eight tentacles but no ***** ***** or testicles. What's that, you say? Then how do these poor little cephalopods buck such terrible odds when they feel like a ****** agenda and they don't have any pudenda? Well, it's quite simple, really. He hands her ***** on a tentacle and what do you suppose? She says, thank you very much, and sticks it up her nose! Honest. No dinner first or shoulder massage, she just whacks it up her nasal passage. You can be quite sure this is an amazing olfactory aperture. So the moral is, don't complicate a simple process. When you're feeling frisky, *** need not be tricky. Just consider the inventiveness of the octopus with no ***** or a ******** Because it's the ingenuity of the octopus, not it's ****** act, that we should court. Compared to the octopus, the human nose is naught. It's too high up and tight for such naughty, wicked sport.   Also, such a human act is fraught with political incorrectness.   A gentleman who tries this little rort to get the girls to snort and says, up your nostril, madam, might all too well receive a rude retort. Or even worse! I say herein lies food for thought.                                                                                      Mike T Minehan
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Feb 5, 2013
Feb 5, 2013 at 5:15 PM UTC
Octopussies
Not only are we going to **** you (Subsequently leaving your wife and children destitute) and glue your head to the wall (It's called taxidermy, alright? It's a profession. Professional.) but we will also perch this Santa hat On the smallest tines Of your impressive Set of antlers (The kind any other buck would bow and scrape to behold). Because it's that time of year again. Here's wishing a very Merry Christmas To you, your wife, and children.
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Dec 29, 2012
Dec 29, 2012 at 12:21 AM UTC
Santa Reindeer
Snapshot memories of are past having so much fun with the hope that it would last To my best friend Nan, a beacon of light to a hurting world in need of love To the truest friend I ever had those memories by the stonewall Started playing together as friends She had blue eyes & long blonde hair I had brown eyes and brown hair roller skating on the sidewalk with the attached rollers with a key Went down by the brook to catch poly wags we both went to the same school Having sleep overs was a blast a secret passage to get to her father's soda shop Taking ice cream and delicious candy everything nice and dandy with Nancy Yours was are youth to be captured with a precious smile Cape cod trips when Nan would drive going to a trip to Provincetown watching the folks dive for money Big ships coming to dock the men would get the money in their mouths The island we used to go in a row boat along the beach Looking for young boys and we found them went to dances at the Bristol Boys Club Doing the latest dance craze the Huck Buck Boys wearing pegged pants and girls wore skirts To cherish those lasting memories of a time ago getting married Nan had three children Ann had six To raise and cherish the family united in love Today we are in are eighties both with medical issues Yet remained best friend's after all these years
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Mar 15, 2017
Mar 15, 2017 at 4:36 PM UTC
Ann & Nan
ALL I can give you is broken-face gargoyles. It is too early to sing and dance at funerals, Though I can whisper to you I am looking for an undertaker humming a lullaby and throwing his feet in a swift and mystic buck-and-wing, now you see it and now you don't. Fish to swim a pool in your garden flashing a speckled silver, A basket of wine-saps filling your room with flame-dark for your eyes and the tang of valley orchards for your nose, Such a beautiful pail of fish, such a beautiful peck of apples, I cannot bring you now. It is too early and I am not footloose yet. I shall come in the night when I come with a hammer and saw. I shall come near your window, where you look out when your eyes open in the morning, And there I shall slam together bird-houses and bird-baths for wing-loose wrens and hummers to live in, birds with yellow wing tips to blur and buzz soft all summer, So I shall make little fool homes with doors, always open doors for all and each to run away when they want to. I shall come just like that even though now it is early and I am not yet footloose, Even though I am still looking for an undertaker with a raw, wind-bitten face and a dance in his feet. I make a date with you (put it down) for six o'clock in the evening a thousand years from now. All I can give you now is broken-face gargoyles. All I can give you now is a double gorilla head with two fish mouths and four eagle eyes hooked on a street wall, spouting water and looking two ways to the ends of the street for the new people, the young strangers, coming, coming, always coming. It is early. I shall yet be footloose.
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Broken-face Gargoyles
ALL I can give you is broken-face gargoyles. It is too early to sing and dance at funerals, Though I can whisper to you I am looking for an undertaker humming a lullaby and throwing his feet in a swift and mystic buck-and-wing, now you see it and now you don't. Fish to swim a pool in your garden flashing a speckled silver, A basket of wine-saps filling your room with flame-dark for your eyes and the tang of valley orchards for your nose, Such a beautiful pail of fish, such a beautiful peck of apples, I cannot bring you now. It is too early and I am not footloose yet. I shall come in the night when I come with a hammer and saw. I shall come near your window, where you look out when your eyes open in the morning, And there I shall slam together bird-houses and bird-baths for wing-loose wrens and hummers to live in, birds with yellow wing tips to blur and buzz soft all summer, So I shall make little fool homes with doors, always open doors for all and each to run away when they want to. I shall come just like that even though now it is early and I am not yet footloose, Even though I am still looking for an undertaker with a raw, wind-bitten face and a dance in his feet. I make a date with you (put it down) for six o'clock in the evening a thousand years from now. All I can give you now is broken-face gargoyles. All I can give you now is a double gorilla head with two fish mouths and four eagle eyes hooked on a street wall, spouting water and looking two ways to the ends of the street for the new people, the young strangers, coming, coming, always coming. It is early. I shall yet be footloose.
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The air was crisp and clean and clear, The huntsman knew his time had come. He gathered all equipment and gear. Then shined and polished his gun. He took a step, his boots polished black. To his tiny little wife he blew a kiss back Off, he was, to capture his prized buck. She waved goodbye wishing him luck. He got to his post, stood there and waited. Patiently, with his traps he had baited. For a time he remained quiet and still. This kind of game was his kind of thrill. Lo and behold, with rage and adrenaline A perfect opportunity made its rise. He steadied his rifle, an expert marksman. He shot the young buck between its eyes. In a moment it was done And the huntsman had won. The poor creature had no chance to fight. It had fallen to the earth No cry made it's birth A silent victim in the night. Time had come for homebound journey, With the sun setting on both heads. Only one of them back with family, The other became family's dread. The huntsman took his brand new trophy And hung high the brown skinned creature. Hand in hand with his wife he stood boldly "I was the one to end this ******
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Apr 29, 2015
Apr 29, 2015 at 3:04 PM UTC
the Huntsman and His Prey (aka A Hate Crime)
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Apr 8, 2016
Apr 8, 2016 at 4:16 PM UTC
Words and phrases that rhyme with ****
The flames branching upwards in a spire It's cruel twists never seem to tire A dark soul comes from the fire It's Sam, a kid they all admire Fables try to claim thee Through stories of a tree Branching upwards in a plea A widow stares at a stain, left by the rain Constructs a local fane, all in her saviours name Caught between the fear and guilt Of living off someone's fame Knowing the day it all stops, she'll be engulfed by a flame Abaddon is calling, Ezekiel is balling Babylon returns Mathias saw the world, while Belial just watched it burn With immense follow through The path becomes true As he watches triple 7's disciple scamming for a buck or two Out on a past due lease The Man Of Peace
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Jul 21, 2013
Jul 21, 2013 at 11:48 PM UTC
Duality
My mind is out of focus And my mouth is dry My eyes are too heavy 'Im so very tired And my face is blank My heart is slow My body is so warm Then it turns cold Now my body twitches My breathing is getting deep I can't trust my ears Or images that I see It seems that I'm here But my mind is gone Time seems so short But feels so long My system needs a shock Or a wake up call When you talk to me Its like conversing with a wall Caffeine don’t do a thing Caffeine won;t do a thing Caffeine does nothing Caffeine do something The sunshine hurts my eyes My mood is so damp I'm like a zombie Try to get up but I can't Brain drain Brain drain Causing me mental pain Brain drain Brain drain My head can't sustain Brain drain Brain drain Everything looks the same Brain drain Brain drain I feel so lame Brain drain Brain drain I can't concentrate Brain drain Brain drain Worn out from this game Wake me up Get me up Keep me up Give me up My head begs for endorphins But I cant oblige Now I'm feeling down It weeps and it cries Keep my head spinning At every minute of every day But now I'm running on fumes You got nothing to say You got my heart, hold it oh so tight I go behind your back doing things that ain't so right Wrap me up in all this drama I wanna leave I need to take a break I'm almost outta steam In school I'm barely getting by Because I'm focused on getting laid and getting high My mind wandered off To where it shouldn't have been So now it has died And buried with my sins I wanna go back to normal Original thought process Mind and body went to hell and back All I can do is digress I had too much fun for way to long So now my right is left and my left is wrong I've got all this stress and it piles up But it's on my shoulders and I can't pass the buck I find no enjoyment in what I once held dear Becoming eternally empty is my deepest fear
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Mar 7, 2015
Mar 7, 2015 at 7:06 PM UTC
Brain Drain
My mind is out of focus And my mouth is dry My eyes are too heavy 'Im so very tired And my face is blank My heart is slow My body is so warm Then it turns cold Now my body twitches My breathing is getting deep I can't trust my ears Or images that I see It seems that I'm here But my mind is gone Time seems so short But feels so long My system needs a shock Or a wake up call When you talk to me Its like conversing with a wall Caffeine don’t do a thing Caffeine won;t do a thing Caffeine does nothing Caffeine do something The sunshine hurts my eyes My mood is so damp I'm like a zombie Try to get up but I can't Brain drain Brain drain Causing me mental pain Brain drain Brain drain My head can't sustain Brain drain Brain drain Everything looks the same Brain drain Brain drain I feel so lame Brain drain Brain drain I can't concentrate Brain drain Brain drain Worn out from this game Wake me up Get me up Keep me up Give me up My head begs for endorphins But I cant oblige Now I'm feeling down It weeps and it cries Keep my head spinning At every minute of every day But now I'm running on fumes You got nothing to say You got my heart, hold it oh so tight I go behind your back doing things that ain't so right Wrap me up in all this drama I wanna leave I need to take a break I'm almost outta steam In school I'm barely getting by Because I'm focused on getting laid and getting high My mind wandered off To where it shouldn't have been So now it has died And buried with my sins I wanna go back to normal Original thought process Mind and body went to hell and back All I can do is digress I had too much fun for way to long So now my right is left and my left is wrong I've got all this stress and it piles up But it's on my shoulders and I can't pass the buck I find no enjoyment in what I once held dear Becoming eternally empty is my deepest fear
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All alone laying in wait, for your dreams to come true, the dreams of your Daddy, to come and take you to a new place. As I enter your room, the darkness is erased, my power you feel as reach for your hand, bring you to your feet look at my face. Quickly, I wrap my ropes around you, encasing my body in an elaborate web, criss crossing the rope no more mobility. Arms tight behind you elbows together, I lay you gently down as I stand above you, admiring my work and my ability. Laying on your back fully pinned down your legs spread wide exposing my very special kitty in all of its naked glory I begin to finger you as I kiss and **** on my **** two fingers in you making you nice and wet, I look up with no worry. My lips **** up your wetness, I come to you and share your taste, you lick my lips before I take you and kiss you deep. Your lolli is hard, ready to pounce, but I will have to wait, your pleasure is my only concern, even though it starts to seep. **** galore spread all in you, I press down gently on your ***** bone, as I enter a third finger which is nice and tight. You gasp as you adjust to the size, dilation begins you are opening up. Wider for daddy as he makes you feel right. Kissing you softly stroking my kitty, look in your eyes, blue on blue, lost and in your gaze, ready to give you some more. Slide gently the last finger in, slowly my kitty begins to expand, I wait a bit longer as I give you all of my four. Twist my hand, slightly to the side, as I tuck my thumb under my fingers and begin to slowly press up in to my hole. I stop for a moment as you whimper for the discomfort, I ease your mind, your pleasure is my only true goal. Relaxed you now become as I get my hand fully in you, My first is buried as I massage your spot, you try to buck. Bucking against my hand you are bound too tight, my hands is in you, beyond my wrist, now baby girl I will **** I **** you hard in and out, you start to scream in pleasure and delight, as I re position myself to give you a salty treat. My **** placed deep in your throat, ****** starts filling you full, don’t lose a drop, or suffer you will, no more defeat. My kitty tightens down on my hand, I feel it pulsate, it clamps my hand, my hand aches, i pound harder, deeper inside. You scream out wanting more, I push harder as you bite down on the pillow, you are for sure daddy’s pride.
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Jun 3, 2016
Jun 3, 2016 at 2:46 PM UTC
*******
All alone laying in wait, for your dreams to come true, the dreams of your Daddy, to come and take you to a new place. As I enter your room, the darkness is erased, my power you feel as reach for your hand, bring you to your feet look at my face. Quickly, I wrap my ropes around you, encasing my body in an elaborate web, criss crossing the rope no more mobility. Arms tight behind you elbows together, I lay you gently down as I stand above you, admiring my work and my ability. Laying on your back fully pinned down your legs spread wide exposing my very special kitty in all of its naked glory I begin to finger you as I kiss and **** on my **** two fingers in you making you nice and wet, I look up with no worry. My lips **** up your wetness, I come to you and share your taste, you lick my lips before I take you and kiss you deep. Your lolli is hard, ready to pounce, but I will have to wait, your pleasure is my only concern, even though it starts to seep. **** galore spread all in you, I press down gently on your ***** bone, as I enter a third finger which is nice and tight. You gasp as you adjust to the size, dilation begins you are opening up. Wider for daddy as he makes you feel right. Kissing you softly stroking my kitty, look in your eyes, blue on blue, lost and in your gaze, ready to give you some more. Slide gently the last finger in, slowly my kitty begins to expand, I wait a bit longer as I give you all of my four. Twist my hand, slightly to the side, as I tuck my thumb under my fingers and begin to slowly press up in to my hole. I stop for a moment as you whimper for the discomfort, I ease your mind, your pleasure is my only true goal. Relaxed you now become as I get my hand fully in you, My first is buried as I massage your spot, you try to buck. Bucking against my hand you are bound too tight, my hands is in you, beyond my wrist, now baby girl I will **** I **** you hard in and out, you start to scream in pleasure and delight, as I re position myself to give you a salty treat. My **** placed deep in your throat, ****** starts filling you full, don’t lose a drop, or suffer you will, no more defeat. My kitty tightens down on my hand, I feel it pulsate, it clamps my hand, my hand aches, i pound harder, deeper inside. You scream out wanting more, I push harder as you bite down on the pillow, you are for sure daddy’s pride.
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Wanna know what ***** **** paying for fifty Buck's in gas And only getting twenty five bucks worth, gas station scammers
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Sep 25, 2015
Sep 25, 2015 at 9:40 PM UTC
Scamming for gas
Please explain inflation Why do prices rise For when I go out shopping They change before my eyes I just don't seem to get it why some go up and down Why a red car's more expensive Than a new car that is brown I tried to do some simple math I went back to the books Now I think that all economists Are just white collar crooks Follow me on this one, now.. A buck in 1970 is now worth near five fifty I don't know how they did it But I think it's kind of shifty A funeral costs much more today But this one is a pickle For in western movies I have seen My life's worth a plugged nickel That hasn't changed in many years So, I made a decision It has to do with the new math And that ****** new long division Wheat is up, and so is beer And theres one that I resent To put my worth in when it's asked It's still just two **** cents A house...well, that's a nightmare Some cost more than you will earn You'll be owing for a lifetime Your mortgage you won't burn Water, there's another thing It's now worth more than gas But now, our nice tap water It's quality won't pass Six cents would get you postage To send a letter, that's not bad Today..it's almost ten times that And that is really sad But here's one that's confusing Of all the things you've bought This one's never varied It's still a penny for your thoughts two bits could get a haircut And it would also get a shave But now to get this combo It takes two weeks to save Hockey cards they cost a dime And baseball cards did too But, now they're an investment And a dime won't buy you two. Please think on this real hard now It's a tale that's really old Let's find how Rumplestiltskin Could spin straw into gold Inflation is a ****** It's all over the earth I say smile, and then bend over And that's my two cents worth!
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May 31, 2012
May 31, 2012 at 5:02 PM UTC
Inflation
Please explain inflation Why do prices rise For when I go out shopping They change before my eyes I just don't seem to get it why some go up and down Why a red car's more expensive Than a new car that is brown I tried to do some simple math I went back to the books Now I think that all economists Are just white collar crooks Follow me on this one, now.. A buck in 1970 is now worth near five fifty I don't know how they did it But I think it's kind of shifty A funeral costs much more today But this one is a pickle For in western movies I have seen My life's worth a plugged nickel That hasn't changed in many years So, I made a decision It has to do with the new math And that ****** new long division Wheat is up, and so is beer And theres one that I resent To put my worth in when it's asked It's still just two **** cents A house...well, that's a nightmare Some cost more than you will earn You'll be owing for a lifetime Your mortgage you won't burn Water, there's another thing It's now worth more than gas But now, our nice tap water It's quality won't pass Six cents would get you postage To send a letter, that's not bad Today..it's almost ten times that And that is really sad But here's one that's confusing Of all the things you've bought This one's never varied It's still a penny for your thoughts two bits could get a haircut And it would also get a shave But now to get this combo It takes two weeks to save Hockey cards they cost a dime And baseball cards did too But, now they're an investment And a dime won't buy you two. Please think on this real hard now It's a tale that's really old Let's find how Rumplestiltskin Could spin straw into gold Inflation is a ****** It's all over the earth I say smile, and then bend over And that's my two cents worth!
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*Being unemployed is like…. Being stuck in a hole in the ground with a broken leg and no cell phone, while surrounded all on sides by people who ignore your very existence, or treat you as if you are less than…. well…anything. Their silhouettes casting quickly passing shadows on the concrete around you. No one offering you a hand. Each time you reach out for help you are rejected coolly and professionally. No one wants a failure, but they also don’t want the responsibility of helping to create a success. The ones who do reach out for you, don’t really care about your success or well-being. They see a quick buck, easy to replace or move past, should you realize you are worth more than their verbal abuse and manipulation. No one wants a self-valuing person either. They don’t even want a human, with thoughts emotions and memories. All hiring businesses want, is a robot to do their every bidding with no complaints, no questions asked, even if that person’s health or sanity is on the line. Or even their life. In a world created by ourselves, we are unimportant.*
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Mar 21, 2016
Mar 21, 2016 at 12:07 AM UTC
Unemployed