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Amanda Shelton Oct 2021
Boop boop, boop that snoot,
meow, meow, boop that snoot.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a cat,
fuzzy wuzzy booped like that,
snoot snoot boop boop,
boop that snoot, happy cat.

Let’s dance, wiggle wiggle wiggle,
wiggle wiggle wiggle, snoot snoot yeah!

Meow like a cat.

Now wiggle wiggle wiggle,
cat ***** be a wiggling like that.

Zoom! Cat be zooming
faster than lightning,
superkitty be frightening
quick and oh so fluffy.

Cat, boop that snoot let’s
dance.

©️ 2021 By Amanda Shelton
This is inspired by all of the cute cat videos and memes I’ve seen.
Hao Nguyen Apr 2016
Parody of A Red, Red, Rose" by Robert Burns

"A *****, ***** Cat"

O my Boop’s like a *****, ***** cat,
That was newly born last year;
O my Boop’s like the father’s fear
That’s constantly exposing her rear.

As cute art thou, my pillow case,
So damp in ****, am I;
And I will throw thee far, my pet,
Till a' the sheets air dry:

Till a' the sheets air dry, my pet,
And thy heat melt wi' the embrace;
I will ne’er sleep still, my pet,
While I rest, her **** frozen in my face.

And spay thee soon, my noisy Boop,
And spay thee soon tomorrow or now
Yet I will forget again, my Boop,
And be cursed with thy deathly meow.
Julianna Eisner Apr 2014
Rolling in late, Mr. Movie sits on his roll-y chair and is
entranced by the glittering star and butterfly beads
inside the walls of his magical kingdom.
He's having a think.
He's taking a journey, tuning his frequency to the
Centre of the Earth
beep boop boop boop beep
and then stares at me waaaaaaaaaaay far out.
Okay, look, listen to me....
The ground, did it broked and the dinosaur fell into the
shadow like Balrog?

I look at him.
(We discussed the death of Maleficent a while ago)
But Trevor didn't fall into the shadow just like Gandalf.
Uh uh. No, he didn't.
He shakes his head.
That is a good thing, I say.
Yes, okay, now look, listen to me...
He lowers his voice to a whisper.
(They want him to stop talking incessantly about these movies)
But the lava's going to blow and let Trevor out, yes.
He nods at me, waiting for my approval.
I agree.
Okay, and now...
He returns to inside the magical kingdom.
Chattering away, he travels to the Serengeti.
beep boop boop boop beep
He turns to me, worried.
An elephant graveyard is no place for a young prince. Oops!
Oh no! An elephant graveyard is no place for a young prince! Oops!
Oops is right.
Grabby is less impressed.
He's all giggles today but not impressed with me.
Slaps me in the face and pours tea all over my stuff.
Oops is right.
Verlecia F Nov 2024
Hey little fly
I going, to hit you in your eye
I going, to make you surly cry
so you've better stop
jumping from cheek to cheek
or I' gonna give you a great big hit
in your little face
boop-boop-be-doop
shoo fly I don't like you
humble bumble pudding and pie
go away little fly and die
but to make you stop
I"ll make you drop
boop-boop-be-doop
shoo fly, can't you see
I am making pie
boop-boop-be-doop
shoo fly I don't like you
or I'm gonna make you cry
shoo fly it gonna be
the big pie in the sky
for you
boop-boop-be-doop
shoo fly I don't like you
for contest and  Betty Boop - don't know if I follow the rules?  but if I made you giggle I - already won! © Aug 2017   (1st place-gold)
Rookie Mar 2015
Boop de booboop
Scloop beep boop
Brun duh dee doodee
Do doot scloop boop
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroo (roll your tongue (if you can(I heard not everyone can roll their tongue)))
Dut dut digga digga yut doo
Bigga Bigga
Doot zoot beeboop
Boop de booboop
Beep.
Beep.
Boop.

Beep.
Beep.
Boop.
Boop.

Beep.
Beep.
Bebop.
Bo­op.

Beep.
Beep.
Boop.
mark john junor Sep 2013
a hot little betty
the engine ran quick an hot
and the miles did run by
a hot little betty
my little red coupe put so much highway behind me
that thought the world would run outa road
my little hot betty sweet and cool
ran so much highway
that thought road had become dream
so smooth her wheel
and she handles pavement like a lover
she handles road like they good ole boys
lookin for a sweet peice
so easy to ride em
so easy to tool up one side and stroll down the other
thats my little red coupe
my little betty
dressed all in black
like johhny cash
dressed like im gong to a funeral
from my neatly trimmed hair
to my black dress shoe
im a natural behind the wheel
im a natural at everythin i do
im a hot engine lover
a cool customer
and tonight you can find me out on route 66 of the soul
in my little betty
in my little red coupe
cruisin the moonlight mile
lookin for a girl like you to take the co-pilot seat
and look so drop dead betty boop
in my little red coupe
Ticktock ticktock
Says the lazy clock.
Kring-kring-kring
Hear the morning sing.
Wake up! Wake up!
No more time for dreaming.
Zzz-zzz-zzz
Bees? Snore?
You're still sleeping.
Beep-beep-beep
It's your boss calling.
Bang! Hurry! It's 8 a.m.
And the world keeps spinning.
Ting! You're late.
Prepare for screaming.
"Beep-beep.
BANKERS TRUST AUTOMOBILE LOAN
You'll find a banker at Bankers Trust"
Advertisement in N.Y. Times

When comes my second childhood,
As to all men it must,
I want to be a banker
Like the banker at Bankers Trust.
I wouldn't ask to be president
Or even assistant veep,
I'd only ask for a kiddie car
And permission to go beep-beep.

The banker at Chase Manhattan,
He bids a polite Good-day;
The banker at Immigrant Savings
Cries Scusi! and Olé!
But I'd be a sleek Ferrari
Or perhaps a joggly jeep,
And scooting around at Bankers Trust,
Beep-beep, I'd go, beep-beep.

The trolley car used to say clang-clang
And the choo-choo said toot-toot,
But the beep of the banker at Bankers Trust
Is every bit as cute.
Miaow, says the cuddly kitten,
Baa, says the woolly sheep,
Oink, says the piggy-wiggy,
And the banker says beep-beep.

So I want to play at Bankers Trust
Like a hippety-hoppety bunny,
And best of all, oh best of all,
With really truly money.
Now grown-ups dear, it's nightie-night
Until my dream comes true,
And I bid you a happy boop-a-doop
And a big beep-beep adieu.
Mya Jul 2016
Boop
On
Run fun not.
Eak peak
Doof
Oof
Maloon
Random words........... I'm bored
Bunhead17 Nov 2013
Verse 1 (Honey *******):
***** I'm Honey *******, bout to bring em some pain.
All my haters like a choir, they all singin my name.
Ain't got a heart for a broad that's the rule of the game.
Now you a fool if you aim.
Ill put a tool to ya brain.
I'm bout to get it and spend it.
If I said it, I meant it.
#FuckYoFeelings. ******* weapon.
Act like a ***** Ill raise your blessings YOW
You are not familiar with me.
If you come makin a move, ***** yo visitor me

Verse 2 (Tyga):
Its that drop top phenom chop.
All gold rolly top.
**** yo fans, **** a cop.
All my ******* Betty bop.
Betty boop, ******* out.
Gangsta **** punch you in yo mouth.
***** I don't know what you talkin bout.
Flossin now you need dentist now Augh AUGH
**** around and Rodney King the beat.
Bout that war like Vietnamese.
Feelin froggy ***** leap.
I'm that *****, you obsolete.
I'm in that game you know P-T
R-E-C My Swa A-G. Only way you copying me ***** Augh

Verse 3 (Honey *******):
Asian ***** on another degree.
Give me some space, move out my place, ***** I'm just tryna breath.
Now if you, see me around your way don't holler at me.
I just can't waste all my time cuz I be eatin these beats.
Listen you rats here just a captain me.
You ain't me homie you just act like me.
Well you should watch yo actions please.
Cuz there might be some casualties Augh augh
They about to witness it. Last Kings but I'm still on my Queen **** SCHWAG

Verse 4 (Tyga):
Aim aim at yo membrane just for sayin
I'm insane and your girl give me neck, Hang man.
I ain't playin, I never did lie.
Lay around and open yo thighs
****** gon pop like fish gonna fry
Nggas talkin greasy like the sh*t got slide WOW
High 5. Clap yo face. Change yo disguise, I work hard for the money. Money don't ever come in yo life.
A ******* right. When you lie, everybody wanna be just like.
******* to the middle of yo eyes.
Young young Ty T-Raw need a Heisman Aaaahh
i love this song! "Heisman" By Honey ******* ft Tyga #king company #last kings #king **** #queen **** #**** yo feelings #90's gold #SCHWAG
Anna Lo Jun 2012
blip bleep beep boop
santas gonna watch me sleep
slip sleep seep soap
mommy wants to have a feast
avocados, bathrooms, teaspoons, menthol breath
so very special to watch you seek
bread, seven elevens, toilet paper, adjectives
the way you'd never see.
Milo Clover Aug 2015
Getting ready for bed
can be an arduous task.
There are things to turn off,
some to turn on.
flips and clicks
beep beep boop

A roommate of mine
used to say,
keep noisy things
out of the sleeping chamber:
computer,
radio, loud brain, tv

Only the necessary:
bed, clock, book, loved one
a poem on the merits of simplicity
Dorothy A Jul 2010
I picture my heart
like a cartoon character
with Betty Boop legs,
tapdancing around,
shuffling off to Buffalo

How many times must I learn
that I cannot elevate anyone
above God?
That I am not to worship idols?
My heart has no place with them

God and I are not that different
after all
He is a jealous God
and we are all made
in His image

So why would I
trade Him
for some wooden idol
or absurd image
that cannot compare?
Why do I let my heart
wander off
when it really belongs to God?
Story Nov 2017
I poke my cat square in the lips,
And a giggle bubbles past my own.
She throws herself down beside me,
Purring madly.
I lay my face against her soft, warm belly
Thinking how silly to learn patience from a cat
Not realizing
As soon as I turn out the lights
She won’t bury her ****
On purpose.
I deserved it
Sam May 2015
Rage against the sadness
***** it if your poetry is badness
Hello! Poetry isn't for your complaints!
beep boop beep boop paints

Just remember - When the situation is dire,
(and this is from the king of the mire)
'What matters most is how well you walk through the fire'
#I wish i could write poetry but i can't so this is it can someone write a poem that is happy
love,
sam
To physiciologicaly love some one
Do you have to talk yourself in to it?
Can you one time open your eyes
From a blink
And realize i dont love this person
I need this person to feel how i want to feel
How i think i should feel
To live directly from the heart
No thought more powerful
Than the systematic thought
Comprised as a future setting
The mind in the motion of
Calamitous decent
Into the distant abyss
A following into sympathy
A brightened bliss
Of a systematic reprograming
Of why do i always think of you
When a star burns out
And a fire does settle
A distinct remeberence of
Hey
This burning in my body
When i let my mind
Drift away from. You
Is not anything but the universe
Humming the wind through my ears
The way things should be
Hearing how under the love you give me
Without even knowing it
I am complete
Even when im. Alone
Snd youre alive
Happy
Even alone
With the figment of imagination
Of other people
Being able to handle you
Why wont any other mind perceive
The distinction between
Me chemically loving you
The way you insist your ways
And dont see my own
Because youre so worried about your body
And i frown but inside smile
Because i am the same way
And. You are far too scared to admit it
I am what you wished for
Because youre body was
Either wishing your mind wasnt
And you always decided

But wait. A minute
I wander into the desert
And all i can think about it my band
Hidden some how from the stars
Not there viability
But their influence
Since their pull has way more vibe
Than we would ever think
and so would other people to you
The way i lose pull of the world
And you notice
But only like it for a second
Untill you grasp back
At the blanket you call time
And the way i make it skip for you
Would you even hear all of this
Read into it in your own respect
Because. I love you and i wish you were but only because spirtually i wanted to fill the pop boop bebop
Biochemical rap once
Response
With the fact that you are the best thing that could happen to me
I have no idea why
But you are all i want baby
This is from the heart
But logically i can not depart
With the fear
That you will never love me
The same way

Sister.
The wind dies down untill i mention
That it is all we have in common

But the embers
Oh the embers
1122
Hey i love you
M Clement Dec 2012
My fingers
Worn
My wrists
Tired

I can feel the energy leaving my arms
As if there's nothing left to write.
It can't be true; however,
that there's nothing left to write

There's got to be something
Mermaids
Unicorns
Rainbows
Flowers
Life
Death
******
Ab­use

That got dark fast.

I could write something,
I think I have the energy
But what to write about?
HIPPITY HOPPITY BOOP,
THE GREMLIN COMES OUT TO SNOOP AND
YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE ****.

TAKE YOUR  HAND AND
SWIPE IT LIKE A CREDIT CARD
THROUGH THE CREASES OF
YOUR *** WHILE YOU SEARCH
FOR SOUNDS
OF A SYMPHONIC
MELODY.
“Please leave your message after the tone.”

Beep

“I just, needed to remind you that I love you and I think of you constantly, and I’m having a deja vu, but, I- I don’t know if this one will end badly, but the last one did.”

Beep bop doop don beep boop boop

Ringing

“Please leave your message after the tone.”

Beep

“Hey, I don’t know what good it is to tell you I’m sitting on a corner, alone, in the rain just, shivering. But, I miss you. I miss you like a flower misses the sun. Like an ear misses sound. Like a heart misses lo-”


*Love.
'Limousine by Brand New' for the title.
Johnny Noiπ Oct 2018
To the naked body, within the white body is a great city of death;
Oh, the naked, the body, with the white body what was done
within much of the city,   to the death, to place in the head of my face,
and his countenance was a large city,   the *** of the death of the poet
of the year from the green is a young man from the darkness,
beautiful in the space of snooch the setting of the stars,
however, the blood of the sun, | in the countries where the highest skin
will be the god of the world of the sea,         the present silver and gold,
I thought that the radio was in their hair and the best fire's way through
the ether was through the spirit of the cold, and the children find gold
in the American hell dream life of the wife of American kids reading
and writing poetry about the future blue dirt of war, calling ancient *** copper history and hard ***** when the moon was thinking, baby boy,
***** Igor chooses the wind; opening the glass is labor,
he needs a beverage that is hot and yellow,
lost beside the high walking heart's gate beside
the wall of the boy's API window standing freely
speaking with the wild voice of the blind,            for ***** a reading, |
the writing is sweet like the secret garden
Medusa falling and kissing a rich man in the Age of Aquarius;
Jews leave the heated Mirror gay,
but many Palestrina schools teach invisible Alchemy to play
with the brain that had seen the lady's waves
full of feeling for his friends to change into other weapons
to go dancing with girls for Christ; the guy French kisses her as soon as he walks to her and talks like a wet field,
kidding the dead girl that she's a kind of cat,
guys wanting the valley of the shadow
of the hole to talk fuel the of lips of the retired biker stripper
still wearing dog collars, using course language,
and smoking  society;         happy in bed, she hasn't asked about money lately, sea and land keep waiting for the mountainous angel robots
to remember Betty Boop's deep pink smoke
he went to the south to meet his friends,
cutting the fingers on the bad sense of the science
of the early sitting prophets of *******, who moving to leave
poetry to ugly modern computer science
park to go painting perfect pictures
of the revolution, hardwood floors,
unknown sister of last century,
centered and angelic watching her words
& when the club begins to play background music,
eating the food on the table brings me out of my mind,
& listening to her read a pregnant stripper sleep
in a festive mood and bring the ***** Bettie,
mothers of the young startled by the Christian bright lights,
and the eyes of the harlots raise an army with rifles in the cities
where cops turn to their natural ability;
playing the greatest soccer knowing child birth is waiting
there to burn aboard machines off the beach, the trees,
bird's wings; the temple calls the mysterious smell of  Eve,
Einstein's paradise sterilized, he studies muses
buried and married under heavy makeup,
Lucius' city has teeth to overcome the wait for the public;
the feet of the reporter, under inspiration of the Word, I will say:
Thou art mad as far as duty bound to know the holy stand,
and hid himself amid the shadows of ****, and, in the abstract,
strikes the other for the killing, ******, the cost of his own song
unto the beasts of the glory of the skin of the monster
as the girl is empty of having the power of the flame-haired
women of the laity by Maecenas war,   for the winds to kiss my hairy man,
                       and turn aside:       |  |            |         the way, and the material
of the majority of cases, ***
      and clothing in the cold,
and the song of the doctrine,
Satan may have as much, like a foreign body
sweats to die is the eve of the **** and drinks in the socks
and move them took leave of them,
I stand at a movement towards a thing against the,
I sat down with a new lover, a man is the song of things
that have to extended as far as the furthest act that the goddess
by the placing of her head and face,
shows the face of that great city,
the *** of the death of the poet 's years
of the green young man the darkness,
a beautiful space snooch,               the setting of the stars of the blood
of the sun to the earth with great skin,
you are a goddess of the world
of the sea, he shall present the silver, the gold,
I thought that on the radio
their hair, the best of the fire, the streets of the ether,
the mind of the cold
of the children to find gold in American hell dreaming
of life with a wife of American origin,
kids reading the poetry of the future;
beating the blue **** out of the battle call
of the ancient *** air history;
is that your hard ***** with a real moon,
I was thinking baby baby **** Igor
choosing windy word & glass labor,
beverage yellow room lost to human high walking heartbeat's gait;
get against the wall, boy APIs window is open,
standing free and wild with the voice of the blind
going to the ***** reading of the writing of the Russian poet,
his sweet secret garden of Medusa falling,
kissing her man in the Barbie Jews' heat rich Mirror
leaving the guy gay but with many rocker schoolboys
invisible as Alchemy that the plays with the brain so that
even had he seen
a lady like the waves full of feeling
for his friends
to change
to other weapons,             the dancing girl is Christ
the guy french kissed before talking;
her wet field kiss kind of like a dead girl, is a kind
of like a cat, guys wanted the whole valley
in regards to the shadow of the hole
talking fuel in the lips, a strippers in the sand
wears a dog collar, uses course language, smoking society & happily in bed;
she hasn't asked for money lately,
sea and land keep waiting for the mountainous
angels robots to remember Betty Boop's deep pink smoke
from the deep south;
on his way to meet friends,         |           | he cut his finger
on the wrong sense of the science of        early sitting,
the prophet of ******* moves to leave
the ugly modern computer science park
to go paint perfect revolutions
on the hardwood floor,
while the unknown sister of the century
who sits at the center of the angel
watches the thing create language,    
starting with the club
to eat a play written
in the earth, eating table, and brought him to hear
the pregnant stripper read the soul to sleep,
dancing,             and bring hither that ***** Bettie,
as mothers start to eye the young men
               of the Christian bright lights
with the eyes of harlots;          They gather themselves together to host
a gun club and he write to the cities of cops
hoping it will turn the life
    of the natural ability of the top of the plastic Definition of hierarchy.
1: a division of angels.                2a : a ruling body of clergy organized
into orders or ranks each subordinate
to the one above it especially: the bishops of a province or nation.
b: church government by a hierarchy.
3: a body of persons in authority to understand the wall,
she gave birth to a certain burning
                   of the picture machine
of the shore in a hollow tree stump on the corner
of the temple
called The Temple of the Mysterious Smell
of Eve Stein's Paradise,
where she sterilizes the studies of muses that were buried and married
                                           in full vintage makeup,
Ivan's city of teeth overcome the waiting public's legs report
under the inspired to speak Crazy Until Held Down to know
how her holy shades of **** and abstract beat the others killing,
killing taking his song and Living the Glory of the hide of a monster,
the girl's empty soul having the power of the flame-haired ladies
of the laity by Maecenas, war broke out for the winds
to kiss my hairy man who began to lean on the knees
of the desert of the city,               for the life of the region of Asia
and the fingers of the stupid thing,
to walk in the middle of the street in felt socks,
that is the light of her eyes,
I took hold of yeh, football or,                       or any of the harlots'
pipes of a teenager in a clearing only to be loved
but has suffered the same injury to the back as my Laura
of the holy wide one, turning back on the rain:
the matter in the majority of cases, is *** and clothing,
the cold song of the propaganda,
Satan has only been a foreigner,
corporate and sweaty to die in the evening
of the **** drinking his socks,          and moving them,
took leave of them,
I stand at the movement of to live in reality
my opposite sat down next to me new as a lover;
                          she would only play one melody
and came up to meet and look here!        the goddess
of the six ages of the ways of making them
pass he shall ask,                 Latina WOOLF the elder
unto the words of the time they did not want to listen
to the view of the volume
of the space to imagine
the look wear the naked,     yeah days ago several
of the penises are mendicants which are not of
a stomacher but a straight line to the mistress
Boop boop,
Boop boop,
Now that I'm a grownup,
I su.ck at writing poems.
Andrew Parker Dec 2013
jump, skip, hop, then POP!
August 2, 2011

So here's a playful tune
to make your body swoon.
Shake and bake those hips
pucker up and lick your lips.
Because tonight, we're dancing!

da lada dee da daaa laaa la laa ohhhh

I love the way you move like that
jumpin' 'n jivin', you're one cool kat.
So now we're getting down
laughing so much, are you a clown?
In our serene meadow, together, we're prancing!

Lemme catch you off guard, sweep you off your feet
this is the most romantic way I could think of for us to meet.
Now don't get me wrong, I mean I dress to impress
but girl, for you, I'd much rather wear less.
If you know what I mean, hiding my eyes glancing!

Excuse me mam, but I don't mean to be rude
or have you think my humor is too crude.
But for a special lady, lady, lady, oh so cute
I'll give it my my all, gotta take aim, then shoot.
Gotta get, gotta gotta, give you my all, all my romancing.

Boop boop be doop buh bahhh tra lalalahhh

Baby, so I've got you now forever maybe.
Squeeze you so freaking tight, 'till your soul leaves.
Enters my body and we intertwine, as it mentors.
Me and teaches how to be we.

koo koo cuh cahhh shoop doop la lahhh
Jump, Skip, Hop, then POP!
Fah Sep 2013
Inflow
Ex flow
system

positive feed back
in a negative loop

hyper sped on the electric boop

beep .

awoken to car horns and sirens wail
Odysseus could no longer feel his left foot , right...
is that the one where they sing those songs and the mermaids eat them up ?

is that the sphinx in scuba gear?

freediving?!!
read this poem in the traditional manner or in  order from bottom to top line by line.

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