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*Bente kwatro oras ang kilos Mga gawain na tila' di natatapos Pagtitimpi na hindi nauubos Ano pa mahal kong Ina ang kaya **** ibuhos? Hindi ka ba napapagod? Araw-araw kang kumakayod Walang day off, walang bonus, walang sahod. Hindi ba nanghihina ang iyong mga tuhod? Tinanggap mo ang pagiging ina Kahit sa mga anak mo'y ikaw ay balewala. Pagkaing isusubo na lang, ibinigay mo pa, Sa bawat hakbang nila hindi ka nawala. Tinanggap mo ang pagiging kahalili Inalay sa'yong asawa ang buong sarili Sa mga desisyon nya, ikaw ay walang masabi Sa bawat hakbang nya ikaw ang katabi. Hindi sapat ang salamat Sa mga kalyo sa'yong palad Sa hindi maindang sakit sa balikat Kahit kailan wala kang sinumbat Alam ko hindi sapat ang aking salamat At hindi ka kayang tumbusan ng anumang salita Mahal kong Ina, salamat po sa lahat lahat Salamat po sa puso nyong 'di napapagod nagmamahal.*
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May 13, 2015
May 13, 2015 at 4:08 AM UTC
Salamat ina
Sa pagdating **** napabalita Unang sulyap palang namangha na Gayak na sinauna Sa paningin mahalina Musikang kaytanda na Sa pandinig mahiwaga Mahalaga ang gabi Simula ng pagsaksi Kwento kong inabangan Hatid niyang kasaysayan Sa aking talambuhay Gabing iyon may saysay Nasa pagtitipon Mga kaklase noon Kapitbahay inuman Masaya ang kwentuhan Subalit ako’y saglit Umuwi sa malapit Iyon ay dahil batid ko Simula na ng kwento Ng kanyang unang yugto Gabing Trenta ng Mayo Mula nang araw na ‘yon Pagsubaybay tradisyon Naging makabuluhan Likhang pampanitikan Subalit ‘di naglaon Nawalan telebisyon ‘Di hadlang gayunpaman Sa radyo’y pinakinggan Mula pagkabinukot Hanggang aliping tulot Babaylang naging **** Mandirigmang pinuno Nilupig at nanlupig Inusig at nang-usig Natulig at nanulig Inibig at umibig Nagtago at naglakbay Namatay at nabuhay Tinanggap at nagpanggap Naghirap at nilingap Sakay ng karakoa Tinungo ibang banwa Naghanda sa pagbalik Upang ganti’y ihalik Sa mabagsik na raha Na pumatay sa ama Sa pinunong baluktot At sa harang nanalot Mangubat at Angaway Mga rahang kaaway Lamitan na ninanay Nais siyang maging bangkay Sa kahuli-hulihan Lahat sila’y talunan Sa babae ng tagna Walang iba – Amaya Salamat, umalagad Maging hanggang sa sulad Salamat, kapanalig Laban sa manlulupig Salamat, Uray Hilway Mga tinuran gabay Salamat kay Bagani Pag-ibig nanatili Salamat sa Banal na Laon Diyos ng mga ninuno noon Kina Amaya’y panginoon Tagapagpala ng kanilang nayon Ang dulo ng epikong kapapanaw Akala’y ‘di na matatanaw Salamat sa unang Christmas bonus May TV na bago taon ay matapos Mahalaga rin ang gabi Katapusan ng pagsaksi Huling yugtong tinunghayan Ang kamatayan ni Lamitan Sa aking talambuhay Gabing iyon rin ay may saysay Nasa huling burol at lamayan Bago at matapos subaybayan Iyon ay kakaibang alaala ko Sa katapusan ng kwento Ng kanyang huling yugto Biyernes – Trese ng Enero Nagbrown-out pa nga Habang oras ng balita Buti nalang at umilaw Sa tuwa ako’y napahiyaw Sa pagtunog ng huling musika At paggalaw ng katapusang eksena Bukas TV at radyo Sa makasaysayang mga tagpo Ngayong gabi ng paglikha Ng tulang handog sa programa Unang gabing kapani-panibago Dahil wala na sa ere ang paborito ko Subalit ang Alaala ni Amaya Mga gayak, musika, tauhan at kultura Mga aral, tinuran, inspirasyon at ideya Mananatiling buhay sa aking diwa! -01/16-17/2012 (Dumarao) *missing my favorite program
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Aug 24, 2019
Aug 24, 2019 at 10:03 PM UTC
Alaala ni Amaya
Sa pagdating **** napabalita Unang sulyap palang namangha na Gayak na sinauna Sa paningin mahalina Musikang kaytanda na Sa pandinig mahiwaga Mahalaga ang gabi Simula ng pagsaksi Kwento kong inabangan Hatid niyang kasaysayan Sa aking talambuhay Gabing iyon may saysay Nasa pagtitipon Mga kaklase noon Kapitbahay inuman Masaya ang kwentuhan Subalit ako’y saglit Umuwi sa malapit Iyon ay dahil batid ko Simula na ng kwento Ng kanyang unang yugto Gabing Trenta ng Mayo Mula nang araw na ‘yon Pagsubaybay tradisyon Naging makabuluhan Likhang pampanitikan Subalit ‘di naglaon Nawalan telebisyon ‘Di hadlang gayunpaman Sa radyo’y pinakinggan Mula pagkabinukot Hanggang aliping tulot Babaylang naging **** Mandirigmang pinuno Nilupig at nanlupig Inusig at nang-usig Natulig at nanulig Inibig at umibig Nagtago at naglakbay Namatay at nabuhay Tinanggap at nagpanggap Naghirap at nilingap Sakay ng karakoa Tinungo ibang banwa Naghanda sa pagbalik Upang ganti’y ihalik Sa mabagsik na raha Na pumatay sa ama Sa pinunong baluktot At sa harang nanalot Mangubat at Angaway Mga rahang kaaway Lamitan na ninanay Nais siyang maging bangkay Sa kahuli-hulihan Lahat sila’y talunan Sa babae ng tagna Walang iba – Amaya Salamat, umalagad Maging hanggang sa sulad Salamat, kapanalig Laban sa manlulupig Salamat, Uray Hilway Mga tinuran gabay Salamat kay Bagani Pag-ibig nanatili Salamat sa Banal na Laon Diyos ng mga ninuno noon Kina Amaya’y panginoon Tagapagpala ng kanilang nayon Ang dulo ng epikong kapapanaw Akala’y ‘di na matatanaw Salamat sa unang Christmas bonus May TV na bago taon ay matapos Mahalaga rin ang gabi Katapusan ng pagsaksi Huling yugtong tinunghayan Ang kamatayan ni Lamitan Sa aking talambuhay Gabing iyon rin ay may saysay Nasa huling burol at lamayan Bago at matapos subaybayan Iyon ay kakaibang alaala ko Sa katapusan ng kwento Ng kanyang huling yugto Biyernes – Trese ng Enero Nagbrown-out pa nga Habang oras ng balita Buti nalang at umilaw Sa tuwa ako’y napahiyaw Sa pagtunog ng huling musika At paggalaw ng katapusang eksena Bukas TV at radyo Sa makasaysayang mga tagpo Ngayong gabi ng paglikha Ng tulang handog sa programa Unang gabing kapani-panibago Dahil wala na sa ere ang paborito ko Subalit ang Alaala ni Amaya Mga gayak, musika, tauhan at kultura Mga aral, tinuran, inspirasyon at ideya Mananatiling buhay sa aking diwa! -01/16-17/2012 (Dumarao) *missing my favorite program
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Over a cup of morning java Scanning my daily mail I came upon an advertisement sheet *That exclaimed in BOLD rainbow pastel* Grand opening of a store that has everything On the corner of Daisy and William Tell The one thing I saw that interested me Is they were having a back to "60's"  Hippie sale Of course I stopped what it was I was doing Hopped in my Lexus and left right away The excitement had my heart all in a flutter This I guarantee is going to be a good day They weren't kidding when they said they sold it all I'd been wandering the store for quite a while That's when I came to what it was I had come here for Before me in trippy little colors, the hippie aisle So I bought me a couple colorful hippies With my 25% coupon I was able to save The Hippies even  came with a bonus Fresh cut flowers and Jefferson Airplane tapes When I got home I showed them to their room Black light posters and colored beads hung from the door As luck would have it I bought an Indian hemp rug From Pier One just the day before They taught me transcendental meditation While I taught them both how to bathe Their lessons broadened the mind My lessons the nostrils saved I soon had a groovy little hippie pad In which organic vegetables and enlightenment grew We'd sit around crossed legged in a  purple haze at night Playing psychedelic tunes on our Kazoo's And I was pretty good too! Who Knew! Yes, a house of happy hippies Is a happy hippie house indeed Especially when Wendy Crystal Sky...Yes, that's her name Brews her famous dandelion tea I highly recommend the purchase of hippies I couldn't be any happier with mine Sure beats the punk rockers I got on close out last year But that my friend is another tale for another time...
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Mar 19, 2013
Mar 19, 2013 at 6:48 AM UTC
Hippie Sale
Over a cup of morning java Scanning my daily mail I came upon an advertisement sheet *That exclaimed in BOLD rainbow pastel* Grand opening of a store that has everything On the corner of Daisy and William Tell The one thing I saw that interested me Is they were having a back to "60's"  Hippie sale Of course I stopped what it was I was doing Hopped in my Lexus and left right away The excitement had my heart all in a flutter This I guarantee is going to be a good day They weren't kidding when they said they sold it all I'd been wandering the store for quite a while That's when I came to what it was I had come here for Before me in trippy little colors, the hippie aisle So I bought me a couple colorful hippies With my 25% coupon I was able to save The Hippies even  came with a bonus Fresh cut flowers and Jefferson Airplane tapes When I got home I showed them to their room Black light posters and colored beads hung from the door As luck would have it I bought an Indian hemp rug From Pier One just the day before They taught me transcendental meditation While I taught them both how to bathe Their lessons broadened the mind My lessons the nostrils saved I soon had a groovy little hippie pad In which organic vegetables and enlightenment grew We'd sit around crossed legged in a  purple haze at night Playing psychedelic tunes on our Kazoo's And I was pretty good too! Who Knew! Yes, a house of happy hippies Is a happy hippie house indeed Especially when Wendy Crystal Sky...Yes, that's her name Brews her famous dandelion tea I highly recommend the purchase of hippies I couldn't be any happier with mine Sure beats the punk rockers I got on close out last year But that my friend is another tale for another time...
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If I'm a plumber then she's my princess peach, if she's Zelda, then I'm her Link. If my life was Contra, then she's my Konami Code. Can't you tell ny Lady is the subject of this ode? If she's Curly Brace then I'm her counterpart Quote, Seriously, I'm in love with her if you didn't catch it I left a few notes, If I'm the Belmonts, then she's the vampire killer, if I'm Michael, she's my thriller. If I'm Pac-Man, then she's my Miss If I'm Alucard, then she's my transformation into mist If I'm Kirby then she's waddle Dee, quite frankly this is getting sappy so I'll get to the point. I love this girl more than a stoner loves a joint. (bonus points if you can name all the games referenced, and the Konami Code)
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Oct 28, 2014
Oct 28, 2014 at 10:35 PM UTC
8-Bit love(heart container)
The doctor tells me my results. Three injuries in one. I would need surgery. Tears welled in my eyes. I could no longer play the sports I loved. Was this the end? My ACL decided athletics had taken it's toll, and my menisci was right along with it. The bruised bone was a bonus though. Was this the end? Could I emotionally handle the recovery? The recovery of heartbreak from simple test results The recovery from physical damage The recovery of surgery that joined my main muscles back together again The recovery of a new muscle, foreign to me Will I ever be fully recovered?
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Jun 17, 2014
Jun 17, 2014 at 12:32 AM UTC
Emotional Recovery
Picture of girls face: 10 likes Picture of girls face featuring slightly/damn near totally visible ***** bumps: 5000 likes. What the **** people, its the SAME GIRL. Her **** are there in BOTH PICTURES yo. But due to the difference in likes, there's no doubt as to what the true focal point of the photographs are. Honestly, I'd much rather see a picture of a ladies face instead of one featuring the awesome breasticles. Because, while those **** do, without a doubt, totally rock, they should also be respected and like, viewed as something special for only that certain special person to see. CONTAIN YOUR **** YOUNG FEMALES FOR THE LOVE OF ******* GOD. You aren't attracting very respectable fellows by being so flaunty. People that are into you only for your tits/various other dank body parts you may or may not have, will most definitely end up hurting the beautiful blood pumping anomaly that lies behind said **** I mean it's your body, do what you want to do with it, but there are more then enough **** bouncing around the world right now to clog our minds with sexuality and distract us from accomplishing things as it is. WE DON'T NEED YOUR **** IN OUR FACE. not to mention, some day you're going to find a man or a woman that's going to love you for the super radical person that you are, and to them, your **** will just be like, the most awesome bonus, and by covering up just a bit more for all the numb skulled hard dicked mother ******* this world seems to have an endless supply of, you'll make that special person feel so so so so so so sooooo much more special when THEY get to see them. You know what i'm saying? We're in a society where your **** can take you further then your personality can and it's ******* ********
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Aug 11, 2014
Aug 11, 2014 at 5:24 PM UTC
****
Picture of girls face: 10 likes Picture of girls face featuring slightly/damn near totally visible ***** bumps: 5000 likes. What the **** people, its the SAME GIRL. Her **** are there in BOTH PICTURES yo. But due to the difference in likes, there's no doubt as to what the true focal point of the photographs are. Honestly, I'd much rather see a picture of a ladies face instead of one featuring the awesome breasticles. Because, while those **** do, without a doubt, totally rock, they should also be respected and like, viewed as something special for only that certain special person to see. CONTAIN YOUR **** YOUNG FEMALES FOR THE LOVE OF ******* GOD. You aren't attracting very respectable fellows by being so flaunty. People that are into you only for your tits/various other dank body parts you may or may not have, will most definitely end up hurting the beautiful blood pumping anomaly that lies behind said **** I mean it's your body, do what you want to do with it, but there are more then enough **** bouncing around the world right now to clog our minds with sexuality and distract us from accomplishing things as it is. WE DON'T NEED YOUR **** IN OUR FACE. not to mention, some day you're going to find a man or a woman that's going to love you for the super radical person that you are, and to them, your **** will just be like, the most awesome bonus, and by covering up just a bit more for all the numb skulled hard dicked mother ******* this world seems to have an endless supply of, you'll make that special person feel so so so so so so sooooo much more special when THEY get to see them. You know what i'm saying? We're in a society where your **** can take you further then your personality can and it's ******* ********
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Being lazy digs a huge grave For our peace and won't save A lazy fellow is never brave He is to fate a submissive slave Taking action he will shun Success shows him no affection God gives him no protection He belongs to the losing section A lazy man gets no sweats Tears become his constant assets He uses buts and loses guts He is depressed for lack of outlets He lies lethargically in his bed To be passive, thinks his head Mentally he is almost dead His is a very negative blood Great chances he regularly misses He is deprived of victory's kisses A working mind, he does not possess He never gets success as a bonus His brain is so lazy *** idle Everything is to him a riddle He is afraid of every hurdle His life, fate will finely meddle Work makes him fear and faint Gloom only his thoughts paint Against him accumulates complaint His mind, laziness will strongly taint Progress tells him good-bye He is an unattractive guy His life-river is ever dry Only laziness, he can supply Idleness may be initially jolly But it is not at all holy Angels like it not wholly Unless he starts a venture newly If laziness is away kicked Losses can be wisely licked If laziness is wrongly picked By fate, lazy man is tricked. M V VENKATARAMAN
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Mar 24, 2010
Mar 24, 2010 at 6:25 AM UTC
Being Lazy Makes Life Lousy
Black is your coffee Toasted and buttered your bread Half past seven, A quick peck on the cheek off you go to the bank one solid day you spend at the bank a loyal servant of the bank of commerce Your lover number one, the bank..always the bank... you'd be at the bank till all workers gone home you'd be at your desk checking the accounts making it balance , counting the profits recovering the loss... If there is an award for the banker of the year The outstanding achievement and the bla... bla... bla... The winner is you, without a doubt... While you're making your accounts pretty Perfecting your financial reports The dinner is getting too cold The kids are growing up so fast   Your cat is getting too old Your wife is sulking too long Your house is getting too far Your family is slowly vanishing... not physically of course... the souls of love and life is  disappearing little by little... Dear banker, If you happen to listen to this banker's wife blues...today Hope you'd throw the balance sheets in the basket and sit with your wife and kids in a garden, drinking a cup of English tea Eating some home made biscuits... How much bonus is more worthwhile than watching your kids growing up before your eyes... kissing your wife good night tasting the love doses... Tell me, after listening to all these? Will you still worry about your imbalance bank accounts?
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May 27, 2013
May 27, 2013 at 11:26 AM UTC
Banker's Wife Blues
I will love you seven days a week. I will tell you tales, and love you as we speak. I will love you today, And I will love you more each day. I will love you like Monday. Like how the Moon loves to kiss the bay. Like what happened on July 20, 1969, I will take the risk like my life is on the line. Because this day will be the start, Of a one giant leap for my heart. I will love you like Tuesday. Like how Ares loves to slay. I will fight for you till the end of the week, And claim you as the prize that I seek. Because even the God of War, Lost the battle to the one he adore. I will love you like Wednesday. Like how Hermes loves to play. To your heart, I will become a guide. Everything that you'll need, I will provide. Every problem we will outwit. We will face it together, we won't quit. I will love you like Thursday. Like how Thor loves to throw his hammer away. I'll try to be perfect like him, Even though I am weak and I am slim. And when our love meets Ragnarok, I will remind you how I love you again like an alarm clock. I will love you like Friday. Like how Freya loves her beauty to be portray. On this day I will adore your beauty, I'll touch and give pleasure to your body. I'll bring you gifts and other thing, And I'll hope that one day you'll wear that diamond ring. I will love you like Saturday. Like how Cronus loves to eat a new-borns buffet. How I hope I won't suffer the same fate, Because did you know what happened to this mate? I promise not to be a Cronus. I'll love you and our children as a bonus. I will love you like Sunday. Like how the Sun loves to give us a brand new day. This may be the end of the week, But my love for you won't end, this I speak. For I love you seven days a week, And I'll end everyday with a kiss on your cheek.
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Dec 25, 2017
Dec 25, 2017 at 1:38 AM UTC
7 days a week
I will love you seven days a week. I will tell you tales, and love you as we speak. I will love you today, And I will love you more each day. I will love you like Monday. Like how the Moon loves to kiss the bay. Like what happened on July 20, 1969, I will take the risk like my life is on the line. Because this day will be the start, Of a one giant leap for my heart. I will love you like Tuesday. Like how Ares loves to slay. I will fight for you till the end of the week, And claim you as the prize that I seek. Because even the God of War, Lost the battle to the one he adore. I will love you like Wednesday. Like how Hermes loves to play. To your heart, I will become a guide. Everything that you'll need, I will provide. Every problem we will outwit. We will face it together, we won't quit. I will love you like Thursday. Like how Thor loves to throw his hammer away. I'll try to be perfect like him, Even though I am weak and I am slim. And when our love meets Ragnarok, I will remind you how I love you again like an alarm clock. I will love you like Friday. Like how Freya loves her beauty to be portray. On this day I will adore your beauty, I'll touch and give pleasure to your body. I'll bring you gifts and other thing, And I'll hope that one day you'll wear that diamond ring. I will love you like Saturday. Like how Cronus loves to eat a new-borns buffet. How I hope I won't suffer the same fate, Because did you know what happened to this mate? I promise not to be a Cronus. I'll love you and our children as a bonus. I will love you like Sunday. Like how the Sun loves to give us a brand new day. This may be the end of the week, But my love for you won't end, this I speak. For I love you seven days a week, And I'll end everyday with a kiss on your cheek.
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you move me the way music moves you the vibrations on the chords of  your guitar tell me how your day went: spilled lemonade on your favorite sweatshirt and 3 bonus points on a clicker quiz i'm not caught in the essence of firsts like 30 extra minutes to kiss you in real time your dark features and unfaltering movements evolve like the sounds of me loving you composed of your stiff-fingered electricity and a continuation of all the good things
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Sep 24, 2018
Sep 24, 2018 at 4:47 PM UTC
seeking solace and treasuring good things
Saul. Babbittz. Slight variation of the name Paul - sometimes pronounced with the "ah-oolll" of Raul - to intrigue cashiers and toll booth attendents. These words seem meaningless and even less interesting than the blank white background each letter invades. And still I thank the God in my stomach that wakes up every once in a while to capture butterflies before I leave the house so I can turn down the sounds in my head that stir the butterflies to a frenzied mess of tangled neurons and synaptic maladjustment. My interaction goes something like this: cashier-"do you have a bonus card?" me-(holding out the pad of my thumb - serious like lava) cashier-(looking at me with a confused look) me- "I thought thumb scans were enacted throughout the states. Sorry about that, I just got used to the thumb scan back home in North Dakota". cashier- (dumbfounded, slightly annoyed) me- (chuckling-embarrassed smirk) "you know, like a dystopian tracking system?" cashier- "uh, not really" (avoiding eye contact, rushed transaction) "freak" (under her breath). butterflies again I've never even lived in North Dakota! Just uncomfortable enough to prove that body heat activated "degree" does not provide 24 hour protection... Next transaction a day later: me- (silence)
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Dec 18, 2012
Dec 18, 2012 at 9:10 PM UTC
Brevity and forever... again
It’s Christmas time, Santa Claus is here, I guess it’s just that time of year That fills everyone with glee, Everyone but me. I immediately regretted climbing out of bed When I feel the chill creeping up my neck. I just want to go back to sleep, Then some sanity I can keep. I slowly make my way toward the fireplace. But that’s when I see your face Because you always kept me warm. And sheltered from those winter storms. Everyone is asking me to make a list, If I could have anything that I wish, What would it be? I close my eyes and I see. Hawaii or Europe could be nice, At least they aren’t covered in this ice. Or maybe a new sweater, To hide myself from this weather. Avery wants a Barbie and Kayden wants it all, Ian wants legos, but I fear that they’re so small, He will probably lose them, so I guess that’s a waste, I just want to kiss away these unpleasant holidays. I could say I want a new car covered in ribbons and bows But if you want the truth, then here it goes. I want to go back this time last year where everything was right. Where I had the boy, I had the Dad, but a Mother? Well…not quite. Maybe that could be my other wish, A bonus on my gift list. I would do anything you need me to, Because Christmas isn’t the same without you. You didn’t have to be my father, Because I was another man’s daughter, But you pulled me in, and gave me your name, And when it came to your children, you treated me the same. Maybe I didn’t know my dad, But there was one special man that I had, And as I look out over this blasted snow, I realize that I can’t let you go. Mom part 2 might seem alright, But you should see how she is at night, Because the love of her life was taken away, A month ago from last Sunday. Daddy’s little girl, isn’t little anymore, And daddy isn’t here to kiss her little sores. Her heart is breaking because you’re gone. But life is supposed to go on. They asked me what I wanted And all I know is that this is true, **That Christmas time, isn’t Christmas time, If Christmas is missing you.**
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Dec 18, 2012
Dec 18, 2012 at 5:18 PM UTC
The New Scrooge
It’s Christmas time, Santa Claus is here, I guess it’s just that time of year That fills everyone with glee, Everyone but me. I immediately regretted climbing out of bed When I feel the chill creeping up my neck. I just want to go back to sleep, Then some sanity I can keep. I slowly make my way toward the fireplace. But that’s when I see your face Because you always kept me warm. And sheltered from those winter storms. Everyone is asking me to make a list, If I could have anything that I wish, What would it be? I close my eyes and I see. Hawaii or Europe could be nice, At least they aren’t covered in this ice. Or maybe a new sweater, To hide myself from this weather. Avery wants a Barbie and Kayden wants it all, Ian wants legos, but I fear that they’re so small, He will probably lose them, so I guess that’s a waste, I just want to kiss away these unpleasant holidays. I could say I want a new car covered in ribbons and bows But if you want the truth, then here it goes. I want to go back this time last year where everything was right. Where I had the boy, I had the Dad, but a Mother? Well…not quite. Maybe that could be my other wish, A bonus on my gift list. I would do anything you need me to, Because Christmas isn’t the same without you. You didn’t have to be my father, Because I was another man’s daughter, But you pulled me in, and gave me your name, And when it came to your children, you treated me the same. Maybe I didn’t know my dad, But there was one special man that I had, And as I look out over this blasted snow, I realize that I can’t let you go. Mom part 2 might seem alright, But you should see how she is at night, Because the love of her life was taken away, A month ago from last Sunday. Daddy’s little girl, isn’t little anymore, And daddy isn’t here to kiss her little sores. Her heart is breaking because you’re gone. But life is supposed to go on. They asked me what I wanted And all I know is that this is true, **That Christmas time, isn’t Christmas time, If Christmas is missing you.**
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Tuna sandwiches on white bread Carried in a paper bag Josh Groban on the CD player Season Three of 2 broke Girls Matching shoes and purses Vacation in the Pocanos Subscription to People Magazine Pennies in a piggy bank Silver-beige 4-door Accord A little college but no degree Always ten pounds overweight Celebration meal at Sizzler Artificial Christmas tree pre-lit A mole that wants removing Off white walls, pale green carpet Outfits from mail order catalogs Paydays with no yearly bonus Jeopardy and Wheel of fortune Polyester perm press everything Bic Stik ball point pen Swanson's TV dinner Flip phone with no camera *** two times a week and Sunday Writing verse nobody reads ljm
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Jul 15, 2017
Jul 15, 2017 at 1:22 AM UTC
MEDIOCRITY
Seeking a gentleman who gets lost in thoughts Feels everything and holds onto nothing. Bachelor must tolerate banjos, books, and bare-feet. A writer is preferred, but not exclusively. I'm seeking a companion who loves tea and coffee in the afternoons Must be willing to gamble with the suggested shows on netflix And suggested artists on pandora. Bonus points if music moves him in directions he didn't know existed. Seeking a gentleman whose heart is made entirely of love and passion With a reasonable head And an unapologetic twinkle in his eyes. I warn you that I love sunburns and tank-tops Rain makes me sad, and I own a blue Snuggie named Ralf. I laugh too loud at lame jokes about muffins and bars Cry desperately in movies And am driven to push boundaries. ***** makes me loose I'm terrified of fourteen-year-old girls and spiders. And I consider 90 degrees to be jacket weather. I'm seeking a gentleman with an empty hand and a full heart That I can love with all that I have Laugh with, cry with, dream with. You can find me in the words on this page. I'll be waiting.
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Jul 31, 2013
Jul 31, 2013 at 7:31 PM UTC
Seeking a Gentleman
Note: we always hear of miraculous stories every day And of guardian angels and near death experiences. Are these small individual miracles created by GOD S hand Or is it his angels which are sent to protect us? Who is to say! And the greater miracles and visions seen by thousands At one time. In one place such as the sighting of MARY holding JESUS Above the Greek Church. All miracles large and small are created by GODS call. These are signs that he creates just to test humanities faith. So many prayers have been heard because of their Belief in GODS word. This is the time of year where dreams are fulfilled and miracles created And the repairing of lives that were devastated. Where smiles are put back on children s faces And hope is put back into the hearts of man With the gentle touch of GODS hand. That unexpected bonus that MR. JONES had never received before As he was about to walk out that door. That hospital prayer that you gave- when you thought your loved One would slip away. That car accident that you walked away from When you thought your life was done. What about Mr. H who fell off his roof and cracked open his head And everyone thought he was dead, yet he got up and walked away And never a complaint until this day. GOD creates millions of small miracles every day But the miracle I would like to see is the cleansing of humanity. Just pure thoughts in the minds of men, and the worlds Tragedies would finally end. Just the thought of no wars, no hunger , no slavery, no abuse And all the minds put to good use. Working hand in hand to cure the illnesses throughout our lands. Where equality is really true, for men and women like me and you. Our ocean food line is dwindling fast because no control laws have been passed. The slaughtering of dolphins and whales are world wide And our politicians turn a blind eye. We must spread the word of peace and love that the LORD Has given us from up above. © LRAMS
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Nov 18, 2014
Nov 18, 2014 at 1:38 PM UTC
miracles large and small
Note: we always hear of miraculous stories every day And of guardian angels and near death experiences. Are these small individual miracles created by GOD S hand Or is it his angels which are sent to protect us? Who is to say! And the greater miracles and visions seen by thousands At one time. In one place such as the sighting of MARY holding JESUS Above the Greek Church. All miracles large and small are created by GODS call. These are signs that he creates just to test humanities faith. So many prayers have been heard because of their Belief in GODS word. This is the time of year where dreams are fulfilled and miracles created And the repairing of lives that were devastated. Where smiles are put back on children s faces And hope is put back into the hearts of man With the gentle touch of GODS hand. That unexpected bonus that MR. JONES had never received before As he was about to walk out that door. That hospital prayer that you gave- when you thought your loved One would slip away. That car accident that you walked away from When you thought your life was done. What about Mr. H who fell off his roof and cracked open his head And everyone thought he was dead, yet he got up and walked away And never a complaint until this day. GOD creates millions of small miracles every day But the miracle I would like to see is the cleansing of humanity. Just pure thoughts in the minds of men, and the worlds Tragedies would finally end. Just the thought of no wars, no hunger , no slavery, no abuse And all the minds put to good use. Working hand in hand to cure the illnesses throughout our lands. Where equality is really true, for men and women like me and you. Our ocean food line is dwindling fast because no control laws have been passed. The slaughtering of dolphins and whales are world wide And our politicians turn a blind eye. We must spread the word of peace and love that the LORD Has given us from up above. © LRAMS
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Haar hoekkantoor In elke straat Elke gulsige kliënt Ń vark, n vraat Besig om haar naam te maak Die vrou van dir nag En haar eenmansaak In die oggend skrop Sy , staalwol Skuur glad Teen haar tenger Figuur maar blou Passie versier en Versuur haar wese Dis nie moord nie Dis nie dood nie Dis glad die reg nie Dis sonde , ellende Haar bedoelings Was nooit sleg nie Haar troos is min Haar teespoed swaar Haar siel verkoop sy Vir ń appel en ń ui Want wie kan ń prys Op die liefde sit Sy tel haar winste In trane en seer Die geld is ń bonus Het sy beweer, Want die vrou van Die nag, kort ook ń soen Sy werk vir liefde En tot die oordeelsdag Sal sy dit bly doen...
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Apr 17, 2014
Apr 17, 2014 at 10:17 PM UTC
Vrou van die nag
That day i finished A small piece For an obscure magazine I popped it in the box And such a starry elation Came over me That I got whistled at in the street For the first time in a long time. I was ***** and roughly dressed And had circles under my eyes And far far from flirtation But so full of completion Of a deed duly done An act of consummation That the freedom and force it engendered Shone and spun Out of my old raincoat. It must have looked like love Or a fabulous free holiday To the young men sauntering Down Berwick Street. I still think this is most mysterious For while I was writing it It was gritty it felt like self-abuse Constipation, desperately unsocial. But done done done Everything in the world Flowed back Like a huge bonus.
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♡ I really dont know what it is but I love a cuddly, curvy man I'm definitely not a fan of six packs and love a stomache that I can grab ~ arms should be sturdy and strong also scattered with **** dark hair the strength can be wrapped around me to show how much he cares ~ I've noticed,  men with the 'extra layer' usually have great legs too this is definitely a bonus and so is a size 12 shoe!!   ; ) ~ So all you men out there who worry about tightening up your belt bring those love handles over here and watch as I just melt ♡
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Jul 13, 2014
Jul 13, 2014 at 12:26 PM UTC
Chubby Chaser?
**** mit ein(e) gernierung of... ****** MACDONALDS for the protestants MCDONALDS for the catholics... and **** the rest of it whoop di do d'ah whoopsie!    **** it...   i always called the IRA the ginger ninja brigade... ******* ***** ha ha! is that even permitted? like... oopsies?!    oh **** the steam-roller is giving it a shot at reading the earth,.. flat...    map on paper? **** me... no app....              ****** you ever navigate a car through the German Rhine roundabout? what's in it? Dortmund.. Essen...              you know that constipated part of the road map of Europe...                ever navigate that trippy conundrum ******** of navigation? beside me...               can't speak german, won't navigate in german, no matter how many Mercedes-Benz they pump out from the Henry Ford institute of the reclining chair, supposing    die krupps to be squidgy clean... i think the european translation reads: die Dortmund Ringe... das Rhine Ringe... **** allocating yourself to a rally car...    navigate through that sort of German ********           achtung achtung... autobahn ende!                vorwärtskreis might as well salute for a second coming of... hítlear!     shaking Stevens?   huh?!                knee on the no contra the know: bother... the english won't know... isn't that nay?    i listen to too much lawyer jargon...              i'd love to listen to poetry... but... i figured...    lawyers play the slight of the sly of hand that poets exasperate into toying with words to accomplish art... lawyers? the impasse of judgement?   **** me!                   apparently the argument goes: down syndrome... psychopaths... 'ere by god's grace...    much grace, my lord...              too much grace...          two salvation pointers: (a) i won't drink with them... (b) i won't eat with them, (c) there is no "c" that isn't a "d" that isn't an "e" "f", etc! you get a zebra... you get a null bonus! a ******* safari of an automated anti hamster Boston outfit!
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Aug 14, 2018
Aug 14, 2018 at 8:23 PM UTC
schlang
**** mit ein(e) gernierung of... ****** MACDONALDS for the protestants MCDONALDS for the catholics... and **** the rest of it whoop di do d'ah whoopsie!    **** it...   i always called the IRA the ginger ninja brigade... ******* ***** ha ha! is that even permitted? like... oopsies?!    oh **** the steam-roller is giving it a shot at reading the earth,.. flat...    map on paper? **** me... no app....              ****** you ever navigate a car through the German Rhine roundabout? what's in it? Dortmund.. Essen...              you know that constipated part of the road map of Europe...                ever navigate that trippy conundrum ******** of navigation? beside me...               can't speak german, won't navigate in german, no matter how many Mercedes-Benz they pump out from the Henry Ford institute of the reclining chair, supposing    die krupps to be squidgy clean... i think the european translation reads: die Dortmund Ringe... das Rhine Ringe... **** allocating yourself to a rally car...    navigate through that sort of German ********           achtung achtung... autobahn ende!                vorwärtskreis might as well salute for a second coming of... hítlear!     shaking Stevens?   huh?!                knee on the no contra the know: bother... the english won't know... isn't that nay?    i listen to too much lawyer jargon...              i'd love to listen to poetry... but... i figured...    lawyers play the slight of the sly of hand that poets exasperate into toying with words to accomplish art... lawyers? the impasse of judgement?   **** me!                   apparently the argument goes: down syndrome... psychopaths... 'ere by god's grace...    much grace, my lord...              too much grace...          two salvation pointers: (a) i won't drink with them... (b) i won't eat with them, (c) there is no "c" that isn't a "d" that isn't an "e" "f", etc! you get a zebra... you get a null bonus! a ******* safari of an automated anti hamster Boston outfit!
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Please be advised that I will be on leave, Until the fourteenth of December until the bonus has been received. Just like all of you guys, I am not a robotic machine, We all got problems, bills to pay, wants and needs, what else can I say? For all your concerns, just Inform our secretary, just badly needed this break, I need some time to enjoy and be happy I will be turning off all my mobile phones, A couple of weeks is much okay, to relax and rest my heavy bones Guys, for your Information, please be advised, For your usual support and cooperation, Thank you and best regards, Joseph :)
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Nov 29, 2010
Nov 29, 2010 at 2:56 PM UTC
Out-of-office email
glistening morning dew the sky a golden hue you’re in bed with someone new you are in love with only you you say we’re done playing this hurtful little game ruining the reputations of both our names but when I suggest we start taking things serious you respond by telling me that you are still curious about the bodies with which you haven’t yet had sx every time you say it, you break me like I’m one of your objects you think I don’t know you? we’ve already met took me a while didn’t realize at the outset your face is different now you’re a brunette but the game’s always the same and it hasn’t changed yet say whatever you can just to make her wet say what she wants to hear and what you want, you’ll get “tell her she’s the only one you’re talking to her dress might hit the floor” “tell her that you care she might let you make her sore” “tell her you can’t breathe without her she might let you go hrdcre” “but if you tell her that you love her………. then you’re guaranteed to score” so I know what you do and I know who you are and right now you’re in bed with Red Crop Top from the bar she’s still sleeping so you text me “I love you,” with a heart wow... even Pinocchio’s nose couldn’t stretch that far you’re in bed with someone new so the blame goes to you because I can’t be happy without you but I can’t be happy with you too you break hearts and promises it makes me blue if only I could get over you I can’t get over while I’m still under you’ll never love me that will be your greatest blunder you make my heart break can you hear its thunder I wanna text back but you’re with her I’m sure last night is still a blur quick! put the phone down she’s beginning to stir she’ll say “good morning” with a seductive purr you’ll search your mind for a name but you can’t remember her “was she really worth my pain?” my mind will wonder but I decide to reply….. “I love you too” glistening morning dew the sky a golden hue and you’re in bed with someone new
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Jan 12, 2019
Jan 12, 2019 at 2:16 PM UTC
Glistening (bonus)
glistening morning dew the sky a golden hue you’re in bed with someone new you are in love with only you you say we’re done playing this hurtful little game ruining the reputations of both our names but when I suggest we start taking things serious you respond by telling me that you are still curious about the bodies with which you haven’t yet had sx every time you say it, you break me like I’m one of your objects you think I don’t know you? we’ve already met took me a while didn’t realize at the outset your face is different now you’re a brunette but the game’s always the same and it hasn’t changed yet say whatever you can just to make her wet say what she wants to hear and what you want, you’ll get “tell her she’s the only one you’re talking to her dress might hit the floor” “tell her that you care she might let you make her sore” “tell her you can’t breathe without her she might let you go hrdcre” “but if you tell her that you love her………. then you’re guaranteed to score” so I know what you do and I know who you are and right now you’re in bed with Red Crop Top from the bar she’s still sleeping so you text me “I love you,” with a heart wow... even Pinocchio’s nose couldn’t stretch that far you’re in bed with someone new so the blame goes to you because I can’t be happy without you but I can’t be happy with you too you break hearts and promises it makes me blue if only I could get over you I can’t get over while I’m still under you’ll never love me that will be your greatest blunder you make my heart break can you hear its thunder I wanna text back but you’re with her I’m sure last night is still a blur quick! put the phone down she’s beginning to stir she’ll say “good morning” with a seductive purr you’ll search your mind for a name but you can’t remember her “was she really worth my pain?” my mind will wonder but I decide to reply….. “I love you too” glistening morning dew the sky a golden hue and you’re in bed with someone new
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Haar hoekkantoor In elke straat Elke gulsige kliënt Ń vark, n vraat Besig om haar naam te maak Die vrou van dir nag En haar eenmansaak In die oggend skrop Sy , staalwol Skuur glad Teen haar tenger Figuur maar blou Passie versier en Versuur haar wese Dis nie moord nie Dis nie dood nie Dis glad die reg nie Dis sonde , ellende Haar bedoelings Was nooit sleg nie Haar troos is min Haar teespoed swaar Haar siel verkoop sy Vir ń appel en ń ui Want wie kan ń prys Op die liefde sit Sy tel haar winste In trane en seer Die geld is ń bonus Het sy beweer, Want die vrou van Die nag, kort ook ń soen Sy werk vir liefde En tot die oordeelsdag Sal sy dit bly doen...
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May 6, 2014
May 6, 2014 at 5:47 PM UTC
Vrou van die nag
Dracula - "Blood is thicker than water". Plus, it already has all the good stuff a vampire needs. I know that only my brain can send the signal to my cells that make me sick, and make me well. Good morning, and goodnight!! Count Chocula - Chocolate milk is thicker than regular milk, plus it's chocolate! Good morning! Rabbit - Trix are for kids!
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Oct 24, 2021
Oct 24, 2021 at 10:28 AM UTC
A Message from Count Dracula w/ Super Good Bonus - Very OK!
It’s about the American dream To make more than you need Through corporate greed And pyramid schemes, So I guess I’m not asleep Since I eat rice and beans In a crummy C.F. Apartment, Or what’s left of that Ten by ten compartment I can barely afford, Like the ****** Degree that was supposed To reward my hard effort By leading me toward A corner office Or something Like that I should desire, But **** it, Let’s get higher, I’m getting bored, And my heart is heavy, And I’ve been Forsaken By the country that Bred me Yet expects me To slap on some flak And attack Fathers and sons and brothers In Iraq Over nothing But ideological Fluff And political stuffing, It’s nothing It’s nothing It’s nothing It’s just not worth The time or frustration To engage in This nation’s Procreation Of condemnation Of logical reason, Though reasoning Lies not in the Eye of the reasoner Or that of the reasoned, It’s gotta be easier Than achieving Appeasement Through please And leasing Thank yous To random Strangers, But if You believe They, like you, Are human Then the danger Is fleeting, Cuz they’re feeling The same feelings, The sane feelings of The chronically Sure, The always right, Everything in its Right place, Yea I know Tommy, I must endure And try to say I should try to save The knaves, But life’s so easy As a slave, You buy your Goods And pave the way For impoverished hoods And hoodwinked Majorities Who’ve already Made The sacrifices Necessary For the necessary To get paid, Hope you did some good With that bogus bonus Mr. Suit and tie And perfect life With the plastic wife And bank account You’ll never drain, No matter how many Times you make it rain On upscale hookers, It runs too deep To keep all to your Selfish selves, But I guess it’s our Faults we don’t wear The leadership caps Cuz we should’ve pulled Ourselves up by our ******* boot straps And made something of Ourselves, right? Those that deserve To make the big bucks Make it happen, right? Time for the forgotten ***** to put up a fight.
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Nov 24, 2011
Nov 24, 2011 at 12:26 PM UTC
--It's Not About Hugging Trees--
It’s about the American dream To make more than you need Through corporate greed And pyramid schemes, So I guess I’m not asleep Since I eat rice and beans In a crummy C.F. Apartment, Or what’s left of that Ten by ten compartment I can barely afford, Like the ****** Degree that was supposed To reward my hard effort By leading me toward A corner office Or something Like that I should desire, But **** it, Let’s get higher, I’m getting bored, And my heart is heavy, And I’ve been Forsaken By the country that Bred me Yet expects me To slap on some flak And attack Fathers and sons and brothers In Iraq Over nothing But ideological Fluff And political stuffing, It’s nothing It’s nothing It’s nothing It’s just not worth The time or frustration To engage in This nation’s Procreation Of condemnation Of logical reason, Though reasoning Lies not in the Eye of the reasoner Or that of the reasoned, It’s gotta be easier Than achieving Appeasement Through please And leasing Thank yous To random Strangers, But if You believe They, like you, Are human Then the danger Is fleeting, Cuz they’re feeling The same feelings, The sane feelings of The chronically Sure, The always right, Everything in its Right place, Yea I know Tommy, I must endure And try to say I should try to save The knaves, But life’s so easy As a slave, You buy your Goods And pave the way For impoverished hoods And hoodwinked Majorities Who’ve already Made The sacrifices Necessary For the necessary To get paid, Hope you did some good With that bogus bonus Mr. Suit and tie And perfect life With the plastic wife And bank account You’ll never drain, No matter how many Times you make it rain On upscale hookers, It runs too deep To keep all to your Selfish selves, But I guess it’s our Faults we don’t wear The leadership caps Cuz we should’ve pulled Ourselves up by our ******* boot straps And made something of Ourselves, right? Those that deserve To make the big bucks Make it happen, right? Time for the forgotten ***** to put up a fight.
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