"bae" poems
I don't care what anybody else thinks,
Anime is is bae, even if it has it's kinks.
I hate the internet, with a burning passion now,
and all because it took my anime!
I was almost done with Death Note and Black butler
Now what? Do I just watch re-runs of Bleach and High School DxD?
Anime I LOVE you! and Last night I almost Cried! I now look at my boyfriend and say....
I understand why you almost died...
Dec 2, 2014
Dec 2, 2014 at 9:31 AM UTC
I told bae he had the flu
he denied it saying he's fine
now it's my birthday and I'm alone
so bae got sick just in time
bae is sick and falling asleep
he will not text back at all
I guess it's my fault
that he just won't answer my call
bae has the flu and doesn't feel good
I'm sitting at home alone too
I wish I could die cause he isn't here
the bae whose asleep and with the flu
Mar 9, 2015
Mar 9, 2015 at 1:05 PM UTC
I may be short
but he likes short girls
I have dirt coloured eyes
but he likes that too
my hair is a curly mess
he thinks it's pretty
I'm not his Julia
but bae likes me anyway
Mar 11, 2015
Mar 11, 2015 at 12:27 AM UTC
bae is sick
his name isn't ****
this sounds like a rap
but it isn't a map
he pronounces stuff strangely
he can say "aluminum" barely
he has the flu I think
he needs to see dr dake
we have shows to go to
but he still has the flu
so I'm lonely as heck
for bae who isn't named beck
Mar 8, 2015
Mar 8, 2015 at 12:07 PM UTC
Take yourself out on a date
(I like pizza too!)
Hold your own hand
(Smooth! is that scented lotion I smell?)
Complement yourself while looking in the mirror
(Where do I begin)
Pat your own back
(I've always believed in you)
And instead of waiting for someone to come along and sweep you off your feet, take pole dancing lessons.
(Woah! You're so ....... Strong!)
No one can truly love you, if you can't learn to love yourself.
(I love you)
Jul 11, 2015
Jul 11, 2015 at 8:47 PM UTC
you tell me that it's fine
and I apologize
for everything I do
even if it is fine
I insult myself a lot
and get jealous
I get upset easily
and aren't the brightest
but for bae
you may annoy me
but I get its kinda cute
and you always text back
while I never respond
and insult myself
you still don't hate me
like the others do
Mar 9, 2015
Mar 9, 2015 at 1:13 PM UTC
"Get in the bag" he said, a his main chick turned.
So I did
"Hey bae" said the white chick holding her Starbucks
"Quit talking and **** my dick" said Daquan, as if I weren't even there.
I peeked out of the bag to see what my ***** was doing, and that **** boy was hittin it from the back.
I slowly slithered out of the bag and into her ****** and bit off Daquan's ****
#anigganeverlearns
Jul 24, 2014
Jul 24, 2014 at 8:39 AM UTC
at 11:11
like we usually do
we made a wish
but he has the flu
so we txted our wishes
I made a nice wish
but when I read his
he had said "ish"
bae cannot type
properly
he types worse than he plays
monopoly
bae still is sick
so my wish didnt work
I guess I can't be mad
that he feels like elephant ****
Mar 8, 2015
Mar 8, 2015 at 12:15 PM UTC
I have no life
neither does bae
so I spend mine
with him day after day
I think poems
are a very lame way
to say something like this
but not for bae
I call him a loser
but he doesn't care
like how he doesn't
buy me stuffed bears
we're no white couple
not in any way
but I like him cuz he
doesn't think I'm lame
Mar 11, 2015
Mar 11, 2015 at 12:25 AM UTC
Without you it's so dismal,
I tell you, it's not blissful!
But still bae, it's a drizzle,
With you here in the middle,
Oh my, It's still a fist full!
Apr 24, 2014
Apr 24, 2014 at 8:12 AM UTC
I don't think I'm nice
I get bored a lot
I got mad at bae twice
and ignored him a lot
I seem very rude
annoying and insulting
I insult myself too
and apologize too much
but my thoughts
aren't important to me
only one person's
could ever be
even though I think
I'm not so great
one person thinks I am
and that would be bae
Mar 10, 2015
Mar 10, 2015 at 10:49 PM UTC
2018 05 21
That day my birthday
May 21st 2018 22nd anniversary
Me remember all as if it was yesterday's tale
How someone , very important stranger then,
sent me a b'day wish I still cherish to date.
Thats how it was born a unity of reason,
Between me and my love Diana Dee,
The beauty paragon I much adore.
Bae ur voice in particular,
Makes my ears gyrate,
Both in sure unison,
I will love u ***
without any
Conditi
tion
.
Jul 20, 2018
Jul 20, 2018 at 1:01 PM UTC
You called me bae
Do you even know the meaning of that word?
It is not a shortened version of Babe
It stands for Before Anything Else
When you called me bae
I took it as being important and love
To you it was a less attached meaning of babe
I was nothing when you told me I was before anything else
Mar 2, 2014
Mar 2, 2014 at 1:36 PM UTC
when it's 2 in the morning
and I cannot sleep again
I might as well think
which has made me worry
I never truly say
anything that deep or cheesy
but I love things like that
the little yet huge things
all the cheesy statements
that I seem to under-appreciate
but I really do love them
they're my favourite part of the day
though words on a small screen
are easy to read and write
I cannot properly express how much
something means to me in person
so allow me to say it now
it does mean so much
especially when it's 2 in the morning
and I cannot sleep, yet again
Mar 16, 2015
Mar 16, 2015 at 2:48 AM UTC
Blue Bacon and Mexican Swiss Cheese with Krusty Jam
My name is Bam Da Pam
Bam da Pam my name is
Dat Bam-da-Pam-I-am
Dat Bam-da Pam!
I like Dat
Bam-da-Pam-I-am
Do you like blue bacon and mexican swiss cheese with krusty jam
I like them,
Bam da Pam
I like
Blue bacon and mexican swiss cheese with krusty jam
Would you still like them
In or out
Would you not like them
In a spout
I would like them
In or out
I would like them
In a spout.
I do like
Blue bacon and mexican swiss cheese with krusty jam
I do like them,
Bam-da-Pam
Would you hate them
Up or down?
Would you hate them
All around?
I like them
Up or down.
I like them
All around.
I like them
In or out.
I would still like them
In a spout.
I like blue bacon and mexican swiss cheese with krusty jam
I like them, Bam-da-Pam-I-am.
Would you hate them
On a platter?
Would you hate them
with a splatter?
On a platter.
With a splatter.
In or out.
With a spout.
I would eat them up or down.
I would eat them all around.
I would eat blue bacon and mexican swiss cheese with krusty jam.
I do like them, Bam-da-Pam-I-am.
Would you? Could you?
in a bar?
Hate them! Hate them!
Here they are.
I would,
I could,
in a bar
You may hate them.
You will see.
You may not like them
in a bee?
I would, I could in a bee.
In a bar! You let me be.
I do like them on a platter.
I do like them with a splatter.
I do like them in or out.
I do like them in a spout.
I do like them up or down.
I do like them all around.
I do like blue bacon and mexican swiss cheese with krusty jam
I do like them, Bam-da-pam
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?
“On a train! In a bee!
In a bar! Bam da Pam! Let me be!”
I would, I could, on a platter.
I could, I would, with a splatter.
I will eat them with a spout
I will eat them in or out.
I will eat them up or down.
I will eat them all around.
I do like them, Bam-da-Pam-I-am.
Bae!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would, I could,
in the dark.
Would you, could you,
in the rain?
I would, I could in the rain.
In the dark. On a train,
In a bar, in a bee.
I do like them, Bam da Pam, you see.
On a platter. With a splatter.
In a spout. In or out.
I will eat them up or down.
I do like them all around!
You do like
Blue bacon and mexican swiss cheese with krusty jam?
I do
like them,
bam-da-pam-I-am.
Could you, would you,
on a hippo
Would you cook it with a zippo
I could and would on a hippo
I will, I will cook it with a zippo
I will eat them in the rain.
I will eat them on a train.
In the dark! In a tree!
In a bar! Please let me be!
I do like them on a platter.
I do like them with a splatter.
I will eat them in a spout.
I do like them in or out.
I do like them up or down.
I do like them ALL AROUND!
I do like blue bacon and mexican swiss cheese with krusty jam
I really like them,
Bam-da-Pam
You do like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And I will walk away
Try them and you may I say.
Bam-Da-Pam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.
Bae!
I hate blue bacon and mexican swiss cheese with krusty jam!
I do! I hate them, Bam da Pam
And I would not eat them on a hippo!
And I would not cook them with a zippo...
And I will not eat them in the rain.
And not in the dark. And not on a train.
And not in a bar. And not in a bee.
They are so bad, so bad you see!
So I will hate them on a platter.
And I will not eat them with a splatter.
And I will not eat them in a spout.
And I will not eat them in or out.
And I will not eat them up or down.
Say! I will not eat them ALL AROUND!
I do, I do, I hate
Blue bacon with mexican swiss cheese and krusty jam!
I HATE you!
I HATE you,
BAM DA PAM!
Nov 3, 2016
Nov 3, 2016 at 10:33 AM UTC
Being with you it's all smiles and giggles
There's no twist turns rhymes or riddles
We are what people may call lovie dovie
Every second spent being silly and happy
I don't ever want it to stop being this way
So let's stay in the honeymoon phase forever
Long sweet good morning text
A simple time nothing Rolex
But gee let's watch if time slows
Let's take this phase where time goes
So let's kickback relax and chill have a drink
We ain't gotta go nowhere anytime soon
Let's stay in the honeymoon phase forever
Let's keep the whip with that new car smell
Shoes fresh out the box with all the value
Natural hair with the scent of cantu
Like telling the same joke over and over but it's still funny
Same terms of endearment bae or boo
We can do something not many can do
So let's stay in this honeymoon phase me and you
Apr 24, 2016
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:05 PM UTC
I like you.
Yes, quite a bit I do.
Just about as much as I like the stars,
and quite a bit more than I like cars.
I like you as much as a like the trees,
it's safe to say that you're the bees knees.
I like you more than I like drugs,
and one of my favorite places to be,
is wrapped in one of your hugs.
Jun 23, 2014
Jun 23, 2014 at 1:16 AM UTC
Can't talk about, can't write about, a single thing but loving you
Don't mean to schmooze, my shameless muse, always down for aimless cruise
stare through window glass at tunnel lights that zoom straight past our heads
I walk on air, dodge solar flares, ignites my mind when I'm in bed
I can't stop, cotton to moth
brushstrokes swirl upon the backdrop
slumping over center console
dream about centaurs and scary monsters
shake me awake and tell me its okay
I know it is but it feels better that way
And I feel a nostalgia a sense of old security
the same I got when I was young and fell asleep to the TV
underneath the afghan with unwravled threads and fraying ends
hold onto me while I nitpick the same old **** inside my head
I can't stop, cotton to moth
brushstrokes swirl upon the backdrop
slumping over center console
dream about centaurs and scary monsters
shake me awake and tell me its okay
I know it is but it feels better that way
Tell me baby is it true?
Should I ride or die for you?
can I be your passenger?
or do you find me lackluster?
I can't let it be the thought of you and me
scared that our future is tragic history
and every time I find myself ready to shift gears
something holds me back, some aching type of fear
I can't stop, cotton to moth
brushstrokes swirl upon the backdrop
slumping over center console
dream about centaurs and scary monsters
shake me awake and tell me its okay
I know it is but it feels better that way
Jul 20, 2018
Jul 20, 2018 at 6:03 PM UTC
now that I've properly
read your card to me
and it is 2 in the morning
I must say
thank you
the card stated what
is almost impossible to say
my favourite was the back
you said I mean a lot
no really, thank you
it's impossible to put
into words how much
I care for you too
but I know poems are lame
but seriously, thanks
it means so much
that you took the time
to write that card
though I am slow
thank you so much
I don't appreciate things
when I first get them
it has to be 2 in the morning
for me to really think about them
I cannot say thanks enough
so really thank you
it's hard for me to say
how much I care for you
but it's easy at 2 in the morning
Mar 16, 2015
Mar 16, 2015 at 2:42 AM UTC
want to throw ya in designers
tear the streets up, just you and me
you know what i'm thinking
go to bed wearing your white tee
our loving's like super bae though
hearts been broken before
and our feet's kind of sore
losing control, shades of grey
blind against the world, rainbow casting
its ghost across the cloudy sky's sweep
how can we leap when we limping?
how can we laugh when we weep?
only together, dont tell ya friends
i have a soft spot in my insides for you
Jul 4, 2018
Jul 4, 2018 at 3:06 PM UTC
Don't be sorry
I
trusted
you.
My mistake.
Not yours.
Jul 14, 2014
Jul 14, 2014 at 6:12 PM UTC
I feel like a ****
I feel that Bae is furious
I feel all I do to her is irk
Yet, it still remain curious
Bae says she is far from livid
She says that she never is mad
At points in time I feel timid
I feel like I've done something bad
But still, I remember the blithe times
Although I get worried, she's cute
And although I feel I commit crimes
I know it's just sarcastic, endearing dispute
And so no one is melancholy
I have no reason to be glum
Because there is no felony
Oh, Bae, why am I so dumb? ;P
Bae, you make me so very joyful
I won't forget you till the end of time
I feel utterly greatful
And I'm sorry I have run out of rhymes
Mar 11, 2015
Mar 11, 2015 at 12:31 AM UTC
Bewitched in the bass
Too much tail ta chase
Say he like tha way i slurp, no straw
Just Raw, Joint-click-lighter-flick
herb's tha word
mums out for the night slammin her beau just like the dough
to my room,
pop a shroom in Cancún
**** the doom of that mother ****** test.
due in a few
This ***** slew molly be on me
Pop an ollie
flip the switch bae
lets ditch this day and ****
like its flowin poetry SLAM
thighs thunder for dat lightning ****
Crocs...
Imma bring that **** back.
We've seized this moment by storm
Now Lets tear the walls down
Rage
Pillage
Prosper
Party
This land is our land
Now let your freedom flag fly
Lets get higher than the sky
And cry cuz nothing tastes like forever
Baby's powder makes the urking voice louder to DO SOMETHING instead of this hollow nothing
I stuff with stories and dress in Lubriderm
Cuz that ***** soft, baked
this cake ain't delicious
Jul 31, 2014
Jul 31, 2014 at 5:49 AM UTC
*I don't want new cool stuffs.
I want to spend time with you.
I want to walk with you.
I want to count the starts at night with you.
I want to watch the sunset with you.
I want to hold your hands in public.
I want you to be proud of me.
I just want you here.
This love is true,
you must know that.
All I want is you.
Only you*, bae.
Sep 28, 2014
Sep 28, 2014 at 11:50 PM UTC