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"autograph" poems
The snowman to the scarecrow, “Hahahaha you’re just a stick figure…. and your hair’s straw.” The scarecrow to the snowman, “Watch who you talk about whenever you open your mouth, for all the coldness in your words will still melt to the ground along with you as soon as the sun comes out.” Owned! “You’re such a chump…” the snowman said… “…two words for your ancestry, tree stump.” the snowman said “You’re fat… you have a carrot for a nose, and what’s up with that stupid green and red coloured hat?” said the scarecrow Well played “I work all year round… you’re here for a season, did you really think you could hold your ground against someone that is here for a reason?” the scarecrow added The snowman cringed, but then had a comeback “At least I don’t wear the same filthy clothes every day of the year… what? Are you trying to bring ‘brown’ back?” Point for Snowman “It’s better than being fat and going naked.” Scarecrow brought it back Scarecrow is consistently winning right? I know… I know man! If he made you a fan, stick around for an autograph… I will throw in mine too For more on the war of words between these two Watch this space for round two.
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Jan 18, 2013
Jan 18, 2013 at 4:36 AM UTC
Scarecrow owns Snowman. (Diss... skill level, Chuck Norris)
The already preset disposition of being Asian. I must've been accidentally mixed in the wrong laundry basket, because they tell me I'm white-washed. Born with foreign looks but a native tongue my birth certificate calls me ***** I would be the blonde-hair-blue-eyes of a country on the other side of the world but here, I'm still considered an immigrant in my own home. When you are Asian-American, you are also the stereotypes that trail your title. You are sushi You are jackie-chan You are karate You are good grades You are the slant-eyed pignose supporting character WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA LAND OF THE FREE, HOME OF THE BRAVE WHERE UNITED IS TRANSLATED AS DISCRIMINATED! BUT DON'T GET IT TWISTED, ASIANS ARE PRETTY COOL! Excuse me straight misogynist white male, your Godzilla type of Asian, or my culture? When have I as an individual played a character in these quote on quote American movies? Hmm oh yeah, that's right! I was in Fast and Furious! Didn't I also make an appearance in Harry Potter as the cute innocent Cho Chang? If this also applies to you can I please have your autograph because I'm pretty sure I've seen you star in every movie I've ever seen. Or at least your people, right? Don't try to tone down the damage I already know I'm categorized in this Asian fetish that all you'll ever see in me is rice and anime, nothing more, nothing less. And if I were to become an author instead of a doctor, I'd be considered as a social unnorm a disgrace but isn't it already disgraceful that in this bleached-colors world I have lost touch of my heritage, my roots replaced with a skeleton idea of who I'm supposed to be I wear a mask. My friends speak to my mom in their native language. Sitting there, disoriented, lost in pronunciation I ask my mother why she did not teach me her natural tongue. She says, "because you are American." And I still do not believe her.
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Oct 13, 2014
Oct 13, 2014 at 11:48 PM UTC
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The already preset disposition of being Asian. I must've been accidentally mixed in the wrong laundry basket, because they tell me I'm white-washed. Born with foreign looks but a native tongue my birth certificate calls me ***** I would be the blonde-hair-blue-eyes of a country on the other side of the world but here, I'm still considered an immigrant in my own home. When you are Asian-American, you are also the stereotypes that trail your title. You are sushi You are jackie-chan You are karate You are good grades You are the slant-eyed pignose supporting character WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA LAND OF THE FREE, HOME OF THE BRAVE WHERE UNITED IS TRANSLATED AS DISCRIMINATED! BUT DON'T GET IT TWISTED, ASIANS ARE PRETTY COOL! Excuse me straight misogynist white male, your Godzilla type of Asian, or my culture? When have I as an individual played a character in these quote on quote American movies? Hmm oh yeah, that's right! I was in Fast and Furious! Didn't I also make an appearance in Harry Potter as the cute innocent Cho Chang? If this also applies to you can I please have your autograph because I'm pretty sure I've seen you star in every movie I've ever seen. Or at least your people, right? Don't try to tone down the damage I already know I'm categorized in this Asian fetish that all you'll ever see in me is rice and anime, nothing more, nothing less. And if I were to become an author instead of a doctor, I'd be considered as a social unnorm a disgrace but isn't it already disgraceful that in this bleached-colors world I have lost touch of my heritage, my roots replaced with a skeleton idea of who I'm supposed to be I wear a mask. My friends speak to my mom in their native language. Sitting there, disoriented, lost in pronunciation I ask my mother why she did not teach me her natural tongue. She says, "because you are American." And I still do not believe her.
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Sa sarili noon ay aking nasambit, Sa pangarap ko, wala nang hihigit Sa buhay na ito, wala na ring nais makamit Kundi ang pangarap ko na sana'y masapit Ngunit nang narinig ko ang tinig **** kayganda, Ako sa iyo ay agad nahalina Sa puso ko'y nabuhay muli ang pag - asa , At mula nun' ninais kong ikaw ay makita Ang iyong kanta kung pakinggan ay anong sarap ! Mas maganda siguro kung aawit sa aking harap Sa malamig na tinig mo,lahat ay naaakit Sa mga larawan mo, mata ko'y tila nadikit Oh mahabaging langit! kailan kaya makikita Itong talentadong tao na iyong nilikha? Autograph nya kailan ko kaya makukuha? O masilayan man lang maganda nyang mukha? Pakiwari ko'y mahaba pa ang aking tatahakin, Sa pera ko'y marami pa ang dapat ipunin, Kaya't sa ngayon, ang akin nalang gagawin, Sundan sya sa facebook twitter at ig narin! At bago ko ito wakasan, Isang salita ang nais kong iwanan Di pa man kita nasisilayan, Mamahalin ka sa tahimik na paraan. Alam kong malabong ako ay mapansin, Dahil marami ang mga katulad ko rin, Ayos lang! Basta't lagi **** tatandaan May isang CRISSEL na handa kang suportahan. At kung loloobin man ng kapalaran, Itong tula'y iyong mapakinggan, Sana ikaw ay masiyahan, Magdulot sa iyo ng konting kaligayahan. Hindi ko alam kung may pagkakataon Na magkatotoo ang aking mga ilusyon, Pero tandaan mo sadyang mahal kita Sa puso't isip ko tunay na nag - iisa !
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Mar 10, 2017
Mar 10, 2017 at 12:52 AM UTC
Kaye Cal Syndrome
No matter how you feel, get up, dress up, show up and never give up being sure that you never water yourself down just because they can't handle you at 100 proof and remember that life is short, so break the rules and forgive quickly, kiss slowly and love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile. Never stop doing your best just because someone doesn't give you credit and know that you are not born a winner and you are not born a loser but that you are born a chooser so understand your worth and value your life and appreciate your blessings. Always believe that something wonderful is about to happen and train your mind to see the good in every situation and work so hard that one day your signature will be called an autograph as you **** them with success and bury them with a smile. One day you will just be a memory to some people so do your best to be a good one and be a voice, not an echo and make today count because you'll never get it back as you accept what is, let go of what was and have faith in what will be. Be somebody who makes everybody feel like a somebody and give but don't allow yourself to be used and love but don't allow your heart to be abused and trust but don't be naïve and listen but don't lose your voice.                                                   Jon York    2016
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Jul 5, 2016
Jul 5, 2016 at 9:26 AM UTC
A Diamond is a chunk of Coal that did well under Pressure
my eyes tongues of desire a soft gauze upon drenched red silk stigmata a river of marrow flower of blood creel of moist honey hold not yourself apart I kiss your wound bell moon crescent ravine, dark tears like a spay of stars arched spine your raised **** like scrambled eggs curves to the heavens a steep canyon aching weeps blue darkness legs wide in souls shadowed grove tattooed pistols and knives pierced by my autograph for every letter, scimitars plunge   jeweled ******** ringed sweet tarnished petal gashed mouth; flower de luce memories that burn blotted like an eye in ink to fly winged ******* your face hieroglyphic of weird crimson smear; cackle with feet below hell wanting to live like fire in the sky hot witch riding a broom handle ***** scummed mouth the world soul destroyed paradise and your form hideous kisses falling red ribbons i am puddled; a runny yolk shameless for your open hollows
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Dec 23, 2018
Dec 23, 2018 at 12:13 PM UTC
Tongues of Desire
engraved on my heart a love tattoo this deep etching says I love you I'll stay with you I'll stay with you cause the tattoo is your clue darling see the autograph on my heart its carving reads we'll never part I'll stay with you I'll stay with you cause the tattoo is your clue the red ink lasting over a long span I'm in it for keeps that's my plan an undying tattoo its wording written of love's endless due
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Sep 21, 2016
Sep 21, 2016 at 10:30 PM UTC
Undying Tattoo
After dining at the finest of Maw and Paw restaurants Frequented by men in trucks Outside I slipped on the gravel drive And as would be my luck The LARGE cowboy belt I'm so proud of Latched on and then got stuck Now I'm off to see America From the front grill of a Big Mac Truck From the plains of Plano, Texas To the hills of Hoboken Plantation, Tennessee There's not to many places That Big Mac Truck did not take me To other motorists I was Mr. Friendly With my arms flapping in the wind They all would honk and wave and smile As I smiled back with my bug filled grin For weeks and weeks we went from coast to coast Hollywood, California is where I made my mark Someone happened to take my picture Which made me an instant star So I hooked my buckle to the front of a limo As crowds started to recognize me A Big Mac Truck would no longer do When your a Big Time Celebrity I was on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno He interviewed me from a parking lot The limo would not fit on the couch Plus I can't get the buckle to unlock Now when my limo pulls up to crosswalks Pedestrians ask for my autograph Before the light turns green and me and the bumper we  leave I tell a few jokes and we share a few laughs As life's fortunes would have it I can't believe my luck The day I tripped on that gravel drive And fell into the grill of that Big Mac Truck
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Mar 30, 2013
Mar 30, 2013 at 7:11 AM UTC
The Front Grill Of A Big Mac Truck
Thank you for stalking me.   You are my number one fan. Thank you for stalking me and changing my poems on the internet. Would you like my autograph? Thank you Hacker you hack my poetry pages and change my poems around to let me know you're stalking me. I feel so important.
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Oct 10, 2016
Oct 10, 2016 at 6:03 AM UTC
Thank you hacker my number one fan.
little millie mole she loved to watch tv to be a tv star she just long to be starring in a movie or a tv show to be a famous star that everyone would know. oneday she decided she would have a go auditioned for a part in a tv show she rehearsed her lines what she had say millie got the part in a tv play. she became a star of movie and tv and became a star like she longed to be a favourite of the people they just love her so when ever they saw millie it gave there heart a glow. they all loved the mole they came from near and far just to get an autograph from this little star.
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Aug 4, 2014
Aug 4, 2014 at 1:44 PM UTC
millie mole
I want to write And I want to write far Farther than distance and Farther than a mile feels when you're Expected To run in gym class. I want to Inspire. And the word seems Thick Like elephant skin Or those Cracked leather jackets that bikers wear. It seems 'out there' Like a planet Somewhere that we Haven't sent probes to. In the middle of swallowed up Space. But I want to Inspire Like J.K. Rowling Or E.B. White Or J.R.R. Tolkein And all of those other Blocked up Official sounding Initials. I could have initials. Be E.M. Tyler or just E. Tyler. And people would Wonder what the E. stood for And one day I would Sign an autograph "Emily" And they would call The New York Times And the search would be over And ambitious fans Would exclaim in exhuberance. And they wouldn't have even read my book yet.
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Apr 11, 2013
Apr 11, 2013 at 10:28 PM UTC
Inspire
I should have known it was starring in a movie, When they said that writers also get groupies; As these women continue to swarm by the flock, I get rid of some, more come to me nonstop, But you knew before I was even deeded such, You saw potential in me when did not see much. If you only knew... Can I have YOUR autograph? Inscribe it dearly over my heart on my chest. Can I go between the scene, backstage? I love women in uniform, watch you get dressed As you star in the role for your life A hardworking single woman who needs no man, I have a lot of respect for a lady like you, I need to be on your mailing list as the biggest fan. I write and serve in the Army of the United States, But I support my hardworking single women always; Your determination give me the strength to try, Thinking of you work and study all day and all night; You say that you are ordinary just to yourself, I say that you are extraordinary beyond anyone else. If you only knew... Can I have YOUR autograph? Inscribe it dearly over my heart on my chest. Can I go between the scene, backstage? I love women in uniform, watch you get dressed As you star in the role for your life A hardworking single woman who needs no man, I have a lot of respect for a lady like you, I need to be on your mailing list as the biggest fan. No matter if I write music, books, or serve, I still know the definition of a woman's worth And prove it with the right given chance For me to be one of your very biggest fans.
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Mar 4, 2014
Mar 4, 2014 at 10:59 AM UTC
Biggest Fan
I should have known it was starring in a movie, When they said that writers also get groupies; As these women continue to swarm by the flock, I get rid of some, more come to me nonstop, But you knew before I was even deeded such, You saw potential in me when did not see much. If you only knew... Can I have YOUR autograph? Inscribe it dearly over my heart on my chest. Can I go between the scene, backstage? I love women in uniform, watch you get dressed As you star in the role for your life A hardworking single woman who needs no man, I have a lot of respect for a lady like you, I need to be on your mailing list as the biggest fan. I write and serve in the Army of the United States, But I support my hardworking single women always; Your determination give me the strength to try, Thinking of you work and study all day and all night; You say that you are ordinary just to yourself, I say that you are extraordinary beyond anyone else. If you only knew... Can I have YOUR autograph? Inscribe it dearly over my heart on my chest. Can I go between the scene, backstage? I love women in uniform, watch you get dressed As you star in the role for your life A hardworking single woman who needs no man, I have a lot of respect for a lady like you, I need to be on your mailing list as the biggest fan. No matter if I write music, books, or serve, I still know the definition of a woman's worth And prove it with the right given chance For me to be one of your very biggest fans.
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Perfection in practice Determination that was obvious A movie called “RACE” surrounding Jesse Owens Jessie Owens being a black man facing the outcome of race and sports challenge beyond one’s own God given talent Opposition had doubts of what a champion would become Others tried but wanted to know how they could get some There was everything that Jesse Owens had to prove Education at Ohio State It was strong dedication, dignity and honor not like everybody else Jesse Owens had to adapt and relate He was while and during as a unknown Yet Mr. Owens was going to let his abilities be shown But if you don’t take a chance how will you advance? A run for one’s life No time for thinking, but encouragement being your own advice Precision in running speed Determination being the ability to proceed A score having a definite sure Mr. Owens having the understanding to go out and explore Dignity and pride was not a class effort It was a God given talent that only God can provide Despite the odds His recognition was how he made the audience applaud Mr. Owens Gold Medals in what anyone at any race could achieve The spotlight with a reason in what Mr. Owens did receive I had the opportunity to meet Jesse Owens personally when I was teenager, and I was able to get his autograph, speak to him and shake the champion’s hand The torch had been carried, and Mr. Owens achieved victory The name of Jesse Owens being in the history books, and his accomplishments are among Jesse Owens being the runner to the finish and a salute in becoming a champion with recognition in sportsmanship being well done.
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Feb 22, 2016
Feb 22, 2016 at 7:19 PM UTC
A RUNNING MILE
Perfection in practice Determination that was obvious A movie called “RACE” surrounding Jesse Owens Jessie Owens being a black man facing the outcome of race and sports challenge beyond one’s own God given talent Opposition had doubts of what a champion would become Others tried but wanted to know how they could get some There was everything that Jesse Owens had to prove Education at Ohio State It was strong dedication, dignity and honor not like everybody else Jesse Owens had to adapt and relate He was while and during as a unknown Yet Mr. Owens was going to let his abilities be shown But if you don’t take a chance how will you advance? A run for one’s life No time for thinking, but encouragement being your own advice Precision in running speed Determination being the ability to proceed A score having a definite sure Mr. Owens having the understanding to go out and explore Dignity and pride was not a class effort It was a God given talent that only God can provide Despite the odds His recognition was how he made the audience applaud Mr. Owens Gold Medals in what anyone at any race could achieve The spotlight with a reason in what Mr. Owens did receive I had the opportunity to meet Jesse Owens personally when I was teenager, and I was able to get his autograph, speak to him and shake the champion’s hand The torch had been carried, and Mr. Owens achieved victory The name of Jesse Owens being in the history books, and his accomplishments are among Jesse Owens being the runner to the finish and a salute in becoming a champion with recognition in sportsmanship being well done.
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The dark and devilish nature of her words Strike my soul with bone crushing impact Delivering me to unfathomable heights Soaring beyond valleys of unspoken truths I swear I could feel the searing pain secreting From the puddles of ink unmercifully *********** From within her little black pen of revenge A cold, hard case of poetic justice iced my veins Slashing fiercely through the tender tissues of my heart Leaving a dreadful scar of excruciating scorn Forever embedded in what was once a sacred home It was as if a voodoo ritual was taking place Possessing every inch of my flesh successfully Soaking my skin with tsunamis of fear Compelling my body to dance with the spirit As I danced to the rhythm of the drums A cloud of smoke was blown to distort my vision In the wake of the smoke I began to hallucinate The image of a **** harlot equipped with a machete Appeared before my eyes taking me by surprise Ready to slaughter and **** all who oppose her And rob them of their oh so precious manhood She pressed her lips against the blade then blew a kiss The kiss caressed my lips with the taste of honey By the swift blow of a gentle breeze she was gone When I returned from this coma of entertainment A severe addiction was unmistakably evident My taste buds craved for more of this woman's literature I had fallen victim to her powerful hex of poetic justice By Glenn McCrary © 2011 Glenn McCrary (All rights reserved)
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Oct 18, 2011
Oct 18, 2011 at 6:28 AM UTC
Voodoo Autograph
These are some beautiful things: A baby's first smile, A bird in the wild, A bride on the aisle, A love that's worthwhile, Warm wind in the trees, The salt in the seas, The buzz of spring bees, Winter's first freeze, A loved one's laugh, A child's handmade craft, An actor's autograph, A newborn calf, The sunrise in the sky, And the sunset alike, And kind passersby, The stars in the night, The wind in one's hair, Sweet spring on the air, A mother's care, A child's prayer The color of skin, True feelings within, The sound of violins, And feeling sheepskin, A book in my hands, My feet in the sand, Stories of another land, And the promised land, The leaves in the fall, Mountains like walls, Sounds of a waterfall, The smell of rainfall, Peace after war, And petrichor, And sand on the shore, And a winning score, Peace at night, And perfect light, And a first sight, And a flying kite, A smile so dear, A kiss so clear, A loved one near, And a new come year, And hope that everything will be okay These are the beautiful things
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Mar 31, 2017
Mar 31, 2017 at 12:10 AM UTC
Beautiful Things
Just an ordinary girl by day Avid comic book reader by night She loved the comic, Crazy Cool Read one before bed each night One day she ran to the comic book shop To buy the latest issue Then she saw it was him The author of Crazy Cool They locked eyes She, mesmerized Asked for an autograph, her real intentions were a disguise Not to him, he wrote down his number on the inside page Just the thought of meeting him, left her in a daze Next day, she gave him a call and he asked him to come meet her When she arrived at his place, she was surprised no one was there to greet her She found a comic book with a note that said turn this page And there he was looking up at her, she collapsed in a daze
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Jan 5, 2015
Jan 5, 2015 at 1:54 PM UTC
Crazy Cool
Alcoholic writer is a brand But is worthy of monuments Schizophrenic mind, neurotic head Pull out the monsters from under the bed And give them a home in your story You’ve got to feel it in your bones Said the artist of integrity They ***** a crucifix, they dig your grave Later they’ll analyze how you behaved And build you temples of worship No one wants to be a fossil In the backwoods of one’s own skull In a world that pushes you away Then in death embraces your way- That kind of imitation is not flattery So support your fellow man While he’s still kicking Buy him a drink Ask him to think And get his autograph on a rum-soaked napkin
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Nov 19, 2012
Nov 19, 2012 at 10:37 AM UTC
Fossil
"Scabulous. Adjective. Proud of a scar on your body, which is an autograph signed to you by a world grateful for your continued willingness to play with her, even when you don’t feel like it." -The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows I am not afraid of scars; They mean that I have chanced to live. They mean that I have seen the world, And the world has seen me. That we have locked our gaze Our eyes Our wills in battle Mortal combat And it has blinked first. They mean that I am a warrior. They mean that I am a survivor. They mean that I have healed, Because scars come after wounds. After we stitch closed Our rips, and tears, and holes, Patching ourselves up Holding close our precious blood. (Because a scar that still hurts Means a fight unfinished.) They are a warning. They are a story. They are a reminder. Of love, and loss, And life, Beautiful life. The moment when you catch a glimpse of death Out of the corner of your eye. And it sees you And it nods And you know it will come back Someday To collect. But not today. Because today Today, you are the one who lives;
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Oct 11, 2018
Oct 11, 2018 at 4:00 PM UTC
I am not afraid of scars
Everywhere I go They throw roses And love letters Bright flashing bulbs The tabloid circus I'm a hero I can walk on water They want me at their charity They want me to date their daughter Paparazzi press Unison- applauders I said nothing funny But they want my autograph All the potential wannabes Who claim they know my soul The stupid adoration Accumulated lull The hippie-mystic groupies Who want to get me high The young married wife Who shares my zodiac sign The cop who lets me go When I want to get caught The journalist and his Unrelenting cameraman The sickly-devoted, naive Screaming fan The occasional stalker Assassin-like scare The philosophical ****** The devil-may-care Crowd always willing to Get slaughtered by celebrity Until the stardust melts And I'm no one else but me Personal interest groups Who always love a clown- Now take everything above And turn it all around
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Nov 25, 2011
Nov 25, 2011 at 11:37 PM UTC
The Opposite of Red Carpet Treatment
The girls, the dames, every petty thing. The skirt, dress, every pretty scene. The way they tap toes at the throws on the floor. How bobbing their head plucks doubt into the rhythm, they miss the point, but their clothing dons precision. I'm up on stage. They watch me from below. Like the kneed posture pleated jeans, patella to the floorboards. “I saw your show.” “No you didn't.” But people saw you staring blankly past. hands me a drum stick. “Can I have your autograph?” “I'll do you one better.” I stick the drumstick 6 inches in my *** “You sounded great...” “No I looked like I was fake” I acted, I stressed, I posed, and I played. “Lets have *** I say “No.” It was just a show. The act is done now the curtains boast. I don't bow. I walk on out. Through every living zombie permanently in the crowd. Put your ******* back on. You will never mean anything to any of those stupid ************* girls. Instead they will put your nudes on the internet and ruin your life. You will think you did something great. You were used.
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Mar 19, 2013
Mar 19, 2013 at 5:50 PM UTC
The Notorious Jonny Craig ******
He's a world reknown pianist and She's a respected ballerina; Another one's a famous artist. Everyone wanted a picture. An autograph. A simple teenager turned into a super model and A hunk in the beach; girls flock him. Another one's singing in the comfort of her home.   She turned into an internet sensation. Everybody wants to be like them. No.  Everyone wants to be them. And here I am, passing by the familiar streets. And here I am, listening to my own thoughts. And here I am, a girl unnoticed. Here I am, just another face in the crowd.
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Mar 26, 2015
Mar 26, 2015 at 10:47 AM UTC
Faces
As I rise, cumuli are my clouds Purple rippling through hot pinks and gray Waving to me in tattered shrouds Above horizon of shadowed trees, come day Commit to memory ether and solar play For never could a photograph Or great master’s paintings depict or imply Phenomena of heaven’s autograph Inferiority, obscurity shadowed in my sky What wondering adrift, now present to eyes Sensational this morning’s vividness Ballyhoo applauds first light of dawning Awestruck I am within this immanence Call forth  flash of conception spawning Clearest notion of earthbound belonging
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Apr 22, 2016
Apr 22, 2016 at 4:58 AM UTC
Sun, Ether, Earth
im done with that website im done im just done dont send me any more links im deleting my account FOR REAL THIS TIME im done i dont need to be in any more of your ******** poems ill pretend like i dont know you you pretend like i dont like it yeah wriggle like you do hold your hands over your face cringe and pluck your ****** hairs grind your teeth and keep your fancy however many ******* hundered reads likes **** off its not just me NO ONE needs a stalker with a fountain pen an olympia typwriter or home row get a job *** cause im not going to keep doing it like this cause im NOT going to keep seeing myself like i used to cause i REFUSE to suffer something like what youre giving me cause you stay there while i kick cans and cat **** waiting for you here im done im throwing up my hands if my fingernails were longer i would mean it all just the same i would wave my hands on stilts ****** im done but oh yeah i see you down there that ****** with the ******* dollar that kid with suspenders and a premature comb-over asking for an autograph i see you but im ******* done here kid hullo ****** you can have this leg and you the other one take the other ill sign both but im really in a rush i have some cabbage boiling in the trailer
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May 29, 2013
May 29, 2013 at 11:10 PM UTC
im done
you have made it as a poet - when the birds in the garden ask for your autograph
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Mar 29, 2016
Mar 29, 2016 at 9:13 AM UTC
birds in the garden
After dining at the finest of Maw and Paw restaurants Frequented by men in trucks Outside I slipped on the gravel drive And as would be my luck The LARGE cowboy belt I'm so proud of Latched on and then got stuck Now I'm off to see America From the front grill of a Big Mac Truck From the plains of Plano, Texas To the hills of Hoboken Plantation, Tennessee There's not to many places That Big Mac Truck did not take me To other motorists I was Mr. Friendly With my arms flapping in the wind They all would honk and wave and smile As I smiled back with my bug filled grin For weeks and weeks we went from coast to coast Hollywood, California is where I made my mark Someone happened to take my picture Which made me an instant star So I hooked my buckle to the front of a limo As crowds started to recognize me A Big Mac Truck would no longer do When your a Big Time Celebrity I was on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno He interviewed me from a parking lot The limo would not fit on the couch Plus I can't get the buckle to unlock Now when my limo pulls up to crosswalks Pedestrians ask for my autograph Before the light turns green and me and the bumper we  leave I tell a few jokes and we share a few laughs As life's fortunes would have it I can't believe my luck The day I tripped on that gravel drive And fell into the grill of that Big Mac Truck
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May 9, 2015
May 9, 2015 at 9:02 AM UTC
The Front Grill Of A Big Mac Truck (Rerunaway Saturday)