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Dec 8, 2014
Dec 8, 2014 at 7:53 AM UTC
Le Artiste ****
Flora and Fauna, the sisters of Season Of Spring and of Summer Allow now our drummer To drum out the beat For the feet of the sisters To glide and to creep Like the encroaching sleep Which may perch on your shoulder if we cannot keep you awake And on the edge of your seat, sir. Now the former, sweet Flora, will finger the flute While the other continues to glide and to slide Like a sequined Venetian harlequin bride; And now Fauna will mimic the movements of bird and of beast As she graces the work of our landscape artiste And all is completely unfeasible Completely lacks reason We guarantee. Presently In the eye of the beholder Sweet Flora seemingly draws from the aether a lyre And with flourishing fingers she plucks from the heavens A song of the seasons, a pagan ode to Pan! Behold! No aid of hoops, no strings The vestal-virgin-harlot sisters sing Of beautiful Persephone And with unseen damselfly wings Ascend from mediocrity All melody forgotten All the drums create cacophony And you will find serenity in chaotic monotony Now let this climaxing crescendo banish all your sorrowing! No more that light; no more that sacred realm Life’s door was dappled gloam; now all is black. A man of wax with saintly, hollow eyes Devoid of sin, devoid of love and light That golden room is lost – you can’t turn back. Now love has lost its lustre - lust lost joy And coy eyes turn to watch the empty man Struck by eternal beauty, and condemned To haunt the broken world of mortal men; And shrilling wind caresses empty hand.
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Jul 2, 2012
Jul 2, 2012 at 12:01 PM UTC
Flora & Fauna
Flora and Fauna, the sisters of Season Of Spring and of Summer Allow now our drummer To drum out the beat For the feet of the sisters To glide and to creep Like the encroaching sleep Which may perch on your shoulder if we cannot keep you awake And on the edge of your seat, sir. Now the former, sweet Flora, will finger the flute While the other continues to glide and to slide Like a sequined Venetian harlequin bride; And now Fauna will mimic the movements of bird and of beast As she graces the work of our landscape artiste And all is completely unfeasible Completely lacks reason We guarantee. Presently In the eye of the beholder Sweet Flora seemingly draws from the aether a lyre And with flourishing fingers she plucks from the heavens A song of the seasons, a pagan ode to Pan! Behold! No aid of hoops, no strings The vestal-virgin-harlot sisters sing Of beautiful Persephone And with unseen damselfly wings Ascend from mediocrity All melody forgotten All the drums create cacophony And you will find serenity in chaotic monotony Now let this climaxing crescendo banish all your sorrowing! No more that light; no more that sacred realm Life’s door was dappled gloam; now all is black. A man of wax with saintly, hollow eyes Devoid of sin, devoid of love and light That golden room is lost – you can’t turn back. Now love has lost its lustre - lust lost joy And coy eyes turn to watch the empty man Struck by eternal beauty, and condemned To haunt the broken world of mortal men; And shrilling wind caresses empty hand.
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The Doctor has a Sense of Humor! <|> give a surgeon a scalpel and an excuse, and the artist emerges, for creativity is a good surgeon’s natural habitat Sure, sure, there’s a plan, with best and acceptable outcomes, but when messing with a real heart, a sly ***** with numerous deceptive guises at its disposal, you never for sure never know, despite all the advanced imaging techniques, exactly what you will find once you go spelunking in caves of life and death so, he takes a bit from here, and a bob or two from there, there a cut, here an incision deep, Old McDonald provided a body, or a canvas, and the Doc is happy. So I uncover holes where he probed, redeploying the healthy, like a good designer, Doc rearranges and repairs, a travelogue of splicing and dicing, his handiwork Now standing over you for many hours, can get tiring, though each ***** be different, unique even, but leaving a little marker, a stylized signature, is well, is the rightful discretion of the artiste! So you can imagine my surprise when the tubes removed (ouch!) the bandages ripped off in a signature move of a delighted nurse whose loves seeing grown men cry from lesser trivialities, you cannot imagine my surprise when I discovered my new tattoo, upon my chest front and center! *Herein please find your heart repaired, and revitalized: Please Note! We guarantee our work for minimum 15 years (Aug. 3, 2038), but our disclaimer we assume NO  responsibility after that if you should happen to live for 30 YEARS or more* Dr. P.
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Sep 21, 2023
Sep 21, 2023 at 7:58 AM UTC
My Doctor has a Sense of Humor!
The Doctor has a Sense of Humor! <|> give a surgeon a scalpel and an excuse, and the artist emerges, for creativity is a good surgeon’s natural habitat Sure, sure, there’s a plan, with best and acceptable outcomes, but when messing with a real heart, a sly ***** with numerous deceptive guises at its disposal, you never for sure never know, despite all the advanced imaging techniques, exactly what you will find once you go spelunking in caves of life and death so, he takes a bit from here, and a bob or two from there, there a cut, here an incision deep, Old McDonald provided a body, or a canvas, and the Doc is happy. So I uncover holes where he probed, redeploying the healthy, like a good designer, Doc rearranges and repairs, a travelogue of splicing and dicing, his handiwork Now standing over you for many hours, can get tiring, though each ***** be different, unique even, but leaving a little marker, a stylized signature, is well, is the rightful discretion of the artiste! So you can imagine my surprise when the tubes removed (ouch!) the bandages ripped off in a signature move of a delighted nurse whose loves seeing grown men cry from lesser trivialities, you cannot imagine my surprise when I discovered my new tattoo, upon my chest front and center! *Herein please find your heart repaired, and revitalized: Please Note! We guarantee our work for minimum 15 years (Aug. 3, 2038), but our disclaimer we assume NO  responsibility after that if you should happen to live for 30 YEARS or more* Dr. P.
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Lithium, light they write, Like it’s right, white delight Striking bright, better tight: Fine and dandy. Glamourised in our eyes The surprise as you rise ****** heroised, Bitter candy. Pump the *** dump the dot ******* it hot, spatter spot Sing a lot, dream but not Craving luncheon. Skagging sweet sweaty meat Blisters well under heat Take a seat, come compete, Beating truncheon. Vie d’artiste, or at least Rising yeast, bubbling beast Trickling triste down your cheeks, Ever daring. Rising up, sup the cup, Acid drop, fizzle pop, Shoobie-doo-doobie-wop, Death to caring.
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Jun 23, 2015
Jun 23, 2015 at 10:40 AM UTC
A toast! A toast!
writing is "sub-par" our words are "mediocre" so just shut up please
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Dec 8, 2014
Dec 8, 2014 at 10:28 AM UTC
Haiku Of Thee Artiste
Sonnet pour mon épagneul anglais Nils De son smoking de noir vêtu, mêmes quand il court dans les rues, à un artiste de gala il semble emprunter le pas Ton ventre est blanc comme une hermine. Sur ton museau blanc, une truffe Son dos de noir tout habillé. Sur le front, il se fait doré. De « prince », il s’attire le nom Tant sa démarche est altiere ; mais de « Nils », il a le surnom, Car autant qu’un jar, il est fier. Assis, il paraît méditer, Sur le monde sa vanité. De ses yeux noirs il vous regarde, Comme un reproche qui s’attarde. Quand il court, parmi les genêts, Il fend l’air comme un destrier ; Et le panache de sa queue En flottant, vous ravit les yeux. Mon épagneul est très dormeur, Et aux sofas, il fait honneur. Mais lorsque se lève le jour, A se promener, il accourt. Quand il dort, il est écureuil, mais jamais, il ne ferme l’œil. Un léger murmure l’éveille Tant aérien est son sommeil. Il semble emprunter le pas Lorsqu’un aboiement le réveille De sa voix, il donne l’éveil. Et les chats, les chiens maraudeurs, Il met en fuite avec bonheur. Lorsque dans mes bras, il vient, Son pelage se fait câlin. Et la douceur de sa vêture Lui fait une jolie voilure. Sur ma table, sa tête repose Lorsque je taquine la prose, Comme pour dire ; même par-là, je veux que tu restes avec moi. Sous ma caresse, il se blottit, comme le ferait un petit. De ma tristesse, il vient à bout, tant le regard qu’il pose est doux. Paul d’Aubin (Paul Arrighi), Toulouse. *** Poème à ma chienne Laika dite «Caquine» Tu as un gros museau, Cocker chocolatine, Des yeux entre amandes et noisettes Teintés  d’une humeur suppliante. Ta fourrure est quelque peu rêche Mais prend l’éclat de la noisette et le reflet du renard roux. La caresse se fait satin. Ma fille Célia t’appelle : «Caquine» Pour des raisons que je ne peux Au lecteur dévoiler ici, Mais toute ta place tu tiens. A ta maitresses adorée Tu dresses ton gros museau Et te blottis pour la garder En menaçant ceux qui approchent. Tu es peureuse comme un lézard, Et sait ramper devant Célia. Mais ton museau, sur mes genoux Au petit déjeuner veille et guette. Quand je te sors, tu tires en laisse Jusqu’à m’en laisser essoufflé, Après avoir d’énervement Dans ta gueule, mes chaussons saisis. Sur les sentiers de senteur, Ton flair à humer se déploie. Tu es, ma chienne, compagnie. De mes longues après-midi. Paul d’Aubin (Paul Arrighi), Toulouse.
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Oct 1, 2013
Oct 1, 2013 at 3:58 PM UTC
deux poémes pour mon épagneul king Charles et mon Cocker anglais
Sonnet pour mon épagneul anglais Nils De son smoking de noir vêtu, mêmes quand il court dans les rues, à un artiste de gala il semble emprunter le pas Ton ventre est blanc comme une hermine. Sur ton museau blanc, une truffe Son dos de noir tout habillé. Sur le front, il se fait doré. De « prince », il s’attire le nom Tant sa démarche est altiere ; mais de « Nils », il a le surnom, Car autant qu’un jar, il est fier. Assis, il paraît méditer, Sur le monde sa vanité. De ses yeux noirs il vous regarde, Comme un reproche qui s’attarde. Quand il court, parmi les genêts, Il fend l’air comme un destrier ; Et le panache de sa queue En flottant, vous ravit les yeux. Mon épagneul est très dormeur, Et aux sofas, il fait honneur. Mais lorsque se lève le jour, A se promener, il accourt. Quand il dort, il est écureuil, mais jamais, il ne ferme l’œil. Un léger murmure l’éveille Tant aérien est son sommeil. Il semble emprunter le pas Lorsqu’un aboiement le réveille De sa voix, il donne l’éveil. Et les chats, les chiens maraudeurs, Il met en fuite avec bonheur. Lorsque dans mes bras, il vient, Son pelage se fait câlin. Et la douceur de sa vêture Lui fait une jolie voilure. Sur ma table, sa tête repose Lorsque je taquine la prose, Comme pour dire ; même par-là, je veux que tu restes avec moi. Sous ma caresse, il se blottit, comme le ferait un petit. De ma tristesse, il vient à bout, tant le regard qu’il pose est doux. Paul d’Aubin (Paul Arrighi), Toulouse. *** Poème à ma chienne Laika dite «Caquine» Tu as un gros museau, Cocker chocolatine, Des yeux entre amandes et noisettes Teintés  d’une humeur suppliante. Ta fourrure est quelque peu rêche Mais prend l’éclat de la noisette et le reflet du renard roux. La caresse se fait satin. Ma fille Célia t’appelle : «Caquine» Pour des raisons que je ne peux Au lecteur dévoiler ici, Mais toute ta place tu tiens. A ta maitresses adorée Tu dresses ton gros museau Et te blottis pour la garder En menaçant ceux qui approchent. Tu es peureuse comme un lézard, Et sait ramper devant Célia. Mais ton museau, sur mes genoux Au petit déjeuner veille et guette. Quand je te sors, tu tires en laisse Jusqu’à m’en laisser essoufflé, Après avoir d’énervement Dans ta gueule, mes chaussons saisis. Sur les sentiers de senteur, Ton flair à humer se déploie. Tu es, ma chienne, compagnie. De mes longues après-midi. Paul d’Aubin (Paul Arrighi), Toulouse.
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Is there anyone else annoyed by Thee Artiste, someone myself and others find an egotistical narcissist? Comment or message me, WickedHope or Kaitlin Molden if you've been criticised or deemed mediocre by this 'master poet'. Ok so thats the nice version here's what I was originally going to post. "Hey who on this site actually likes Thee Artiste? Comment or message me if you've been criticised"
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Dec 17, 2014
Dec 17, 2014 at 11:28 PM UTC
I'm Sure This Is Mediocre
I said that I would black your boots when, in reality, I would do so much more. When I say the things I do. the terrible words that I see douse the lights in your eyes, I cannot help it. They flow from my mouth like wine from a bottle, a bitter cognac into a cup, and though your flame should sometimes be fostered by the alcohol, at times it is too much. For that, I apologize. I would be better for you. I would fight your battles, be the brunt of every joke, be the example of those who do not care, take any punch your enemies might throw. I would believe. I would feel passion enough to believe in something. I believe in nothing, but I believe in you. In your light and darkness, in your speech and silence, in your disbelief in me. I said that I would black your boots when, in reality, I would die for you.
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Aug 31, 2015
Aug 31, 2015 at 11:50 AM UTC
Artiste
You are an artiste painting with words shading with wit coloring with vocabulary and adding texture with subtle metaphor There is melody in the emotion elicited between the words between the very letters that you weave into the heart into my heart. 3D pictures forged in the mind's eye tacked to the soul with each line with each word with each letter You are an artiste
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Jun 14, 2014
Jun 14, 2014 at 3:16 AM UTC
Adroit
Oh how I'd love that and from a San Francisco organization no less a month in the Santa Cruz mountains, no less the most liberal city in America no less and last year's winner has his picture displayed and it is not innovative or interesting or shocking but all too predictable Like something I saw how long now has it been?  twenty five years ago... how many times have I seen this picture a white guy, looking very much the suffering, creating artiste handsome, like an actor, but not an actor, a creator of meaning of art, and he can't smile, but looks away from the camera mimicking an ad for J. Crew it's amazing how only white men can write about the important things in the world and the background, how many times before have I seen it a graffiti sprinkled nowhere in an urban jungle somewhere where preppy white guys never go street art, street communication created by people who don't see this concrete as an exotic backdrop for their egoistic posing but as a part of their lives, as part of their meaning, their world and he stands there, in front of it, Mr. Screenwriter, the gulf of culture separating him from that background spans the entire country, or an entire universe but the implication of the picture is: he is home here this is who he is and he can emcompass everything, since white men as we know, have a magic ability to understand and synthesize everyone all genders, all races, all religions the rest of us are merely stuck in our own myopic little worlds of gender, race, socio-economic status but these spanner of time and space and human difference, they can be anyone they can understand and represent anyone So I look at the picture and think, I could apply, but I'm busy during the blissful month of the residency but how dissapointing, that I feel looking at this picture, now online of course that it is the same picture that I looked at over twenty five years ago pinned to a film school wall in Los Angeles, in New York, in those edgy more conservative places and it is the same guy.  the white screenwriter artist who will write about me and others and it will be a lie and we are excluded.  all the rest of the human race. but what he writes will be exalted as truth when I know, that no matter how time he spends wandering the foriegn worlds of ghettos and genders the one thing he knows, the only thing he knows how to write about is white guys, because he is no superhuman he is like us.  He will write about white guys and there will be more films about white guys, who are supposed to represent all of us but they don't, because they are only human, and can only represent themselves.
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Jun 19, 2013
Jun 19, 2013 at 12:29 PM UTC
Screenwriting Residency
Oh how I'd love that and from a San Francisco organization no less a month in the Santa Cruz mountains, no less the most liberal city in America no less and last year's winner has his picture displayed and it is not innovative or interesting or shocking but all too predictable Like something I saw how long now has it been?  twenty five years ago... how many times have I seen this picture a white guy, looking very much the suffering, creating artiste handsome, like an actor, but not an actor, a creator of meaning of art, and he can't smile, but looks away from the camera mimicking an ad for J. Crew it's amazing how only white men can write about the important things in the world and the background, how many times before have I seen it a graffiti sprinkled nowhere in an urban jungle somewhere where preppy white guys never go street art, street communication created by people who don't see this concrete as an exotic backdrop for their egoistic posing but as a part of their lives, as part of their meaning, their world and he stands there, in front of it, Mr. Screenwriter, the gulf of culture separating him from that background spans the entire country, or an entire universe but the implication of the picture is: he is home here this is who he is and he can emcompass everything, since white men as we know, have a magic ability to understand and synthesize everyone all genders, all races, all religions the rest of us are merely stuck in our own myopic little worlds of gender, race, socio-economic status but these spanner of time and space and human difference, they can be anyone they can understand and represent anyone So I look at the picture and think, I could apply, but I'm busy during the blissful month of the residency but how dissapointing, that I feel looking at this picture, now online of course that it is the same picture that I looked at over twenty five years ago pinned to a film school wall in Los Angeles, in New York, in those edgy more conservative places and it is the same guy.  the white screenwriter artist who will write about me and others and it will be a lie and we are excluded.  all the rest of the human race. but what he writes will be exalted as truth when I know, that no matter how time he spends wandering the foriegn worlds of ghettos and genders the one thing he knows, the only thing he knows how to write about is white guys, because he is no superhuman he is like us.  He will write about white guys and there will be more films about white guys, who are supposed to represent all of us but they don't, because they are only human, and can only represent themselves.
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Only when dormant brain cells copulate Is a true artiste born For the progeny of dormant brain cells Were born to be great The inspiration for I Oh and Thee Can only be possible If dormant brain cells meet
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Dec 19, 2014
Dec 19, 2014 at 6:35 PM UTC
Dormant Brain Cells
She draws Crayola green meadows in which she frolics and laughs snuggling up to her imaginary daddy whom she colors in unstraight multi-hued stripes accessorized by a large unselfish heart in brick red proudly erupting from his chest. Her sepia brown-blob puppy is rediculously happy, just like her holding the perfect father she has always dreamed he is. Together they stare at blue construction paper skies and cotton ball clouds discovering sailing ships, famous people heads, and all the animals they will see on the day he comes to take her to the zoo. ~ He labors intently within the lines coloring subdivided spaces in one direction just the way he would teach her if she were here. Pressing into the bold outline on a tiger tail he hears her giggle in his thoughts. He closes the book each page fully given life placing it on the teetering pile of earlier masterpieces filed beside his desk where he and his daughter stored the art they created on regular dates they never had. He rises on the ritual of completion toward his omnipresent closet full of stacked and redundant "if onlys", each one shaped as a 64-count box purchased and purchased again with every book he intended to share on their next wax pencil excursion. On his toes, one more "if only" goes to the top. He still colors. She still dreams. ~ An Orange/Red sun drew itself out of the bleacher tiered palate and hung high betwixt her cottonball clouds 29 years from the start. Daddy holds his daughter in deep embrace while a secret artiste' paints a tiny translucent drop on her quivering cheek. The diligence of construction-paper prayers are answered in the evidence that there is no crayon for clear... it is a tear, and we are really here. (I love you my precious girl, with every color in the box :-))
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Jun 11, 2014
Jun 11, 2014 at 2:32 AM UTC
Color My Wishes (for Meghan)
She draws Crayola green meadows in which she frolics and laughs snuggling up to her imaginary daddy whom she colors in unstraight multi-hued stripes accessorized by a large unselfish heart in brick red proudly erupting from his chest. Her sepia brown-blob puppy is rediculously happy, just like her holding the perfect father she has always dreamed he is. Together they stare at blue construction paper skies and cotton ball clouds discovering sailing ships, famous people heads, and all the animals they will see on the day he comes to take her to the zoo. ~ He labors intently within the lines coloring subdivided spaces in one direction just the way he would teach her if she were here. Pressing into the bold outline on a tiger tail he hears her giggle in his thoughts. He closes the book each page fully given life placing it on the teetering pile of earlier masterpieces filed beside his desk where he and his daughter stored the art they created on regular dates they never had. He rises on the ritual of completion toward his omnipresent closet full of stacked and redundant "if onlys", each one shaped as a 64-count box purchased and purchased again with every book he intended to share on their next wax pencil excursion. On his toes, one more "if only" goes to the top. He still colors. She still dreams. ~ An Orange/Red sun drew itself out of the bleacher tiered palate and hung high betwixt her cottonball clouds 29 years from the start. Daddy holds his daughter in deep embrace while a secret artiste' paints a tiny translucent drop on her quivering cheek. The diligence of construction-paper prayers are answered in the evidence that there is no crayon for clear... it is a tear, and we are really here. (I love you my precious girl, with every color in the box :-))
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Thee Artiste Carvó's "Fumility" I am a tróubled Tróll, yes I be draped in bonds of turgid fumility endowed with a mind's inanity! Indeed, I fantasize the glóry of Thee floating like a cork in lunacy at the edges of the dredges of futility! But then, as I hallucinate visions of greatness in I and me, the Vóices come, singing fóllies of my destiny buzzing in my head like a bumblebee! The mystic maggóts envelop the I, the fartistic see birdies tweet to coo coos in the jujube tree   while the lónely Lóg swims in I and Thee, counting buttons, deviant in insanity! Some souls are just simply shallower than others. There is no shame in recognizing I's ówn drabness, and appreciating the bóredóm Thee'self has unleashed upon the world. When Thee writes crap about the greatness of I, Thee is displaying I's disappointment for I's lack of gifts... Would you yourself not feel pity for the finest fartist alive? *Original ('Humility') by:      Thee Artiste aka Logbrain Crappó Reworked by:    CrE aka Trollminator*
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Jan 10, 2015
Jan 10, 2015 at 12:09 PM UTC
Thee Reconstruction of Logbrain #5
Curtains up, lights and sparks Golden tickets, rising stars Race to the finish, flashing lights Adrenaline rush, crazy nights End of the stanza, quick pitstop Let's start again take it from the top Road to addiction, highway to hell Lined with paparazzi, celebrity's spell Life in the fast lane, no matter the race Chemical crutches, to keep the pace Stay behind to catch, when the curtain's down And the makeup off - tears of the clown Tragic comedy - this business we've made The perfect picture on endless parade Life imitates art, art imitates life And the life of the artiste burns out in the fight.
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Jun 29, 2017
Jun 29, 2017 at 5:52 PM UTC
Imitation Life
Thee Artiste Carvó's "I Went Berserk Today" I went berserk today... They locked the cell again... And I started to pray... That they didn't forget my meds... And pray... Because my cell was filled with horrors... And a fine **** came... It passed through the hole in my soul... And the fine **** was my art... That I had made... It smelled... Oh oh... Oh so good... A truly fine **** My meds now no longer needed... The visions reappear... Tomahawks... Fly in flock... And are dropped by the smell of **** A fine, fine **** from Thee Fartest Dust storms... Stay in a rut... Between the frail cheeks of my divine **** And are expelled with my next fartistic emission... I... I stay stay on top! Floating upon the winds of **** *Original ('I Went Home Today...') by:      Thee Artiste aka Logbrain Crappó Reworked by:    CrE aka Trollminator*
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Jan 4, 2015
Jan 4, 2015 at 11:51 AM UTC
Thee Reconstruction of Logbrain #2
I'd hide myself beneath a thousand walls I'd suffocate, to satisfy the audience With dying breath, through countless curtain calls But this is life, it has to be, this penance Paid for past sins, cancelled shows from long ago I wear them like armour, the scars deep inside I fear the wounds to come, the unforeseen blow Unravelled secrets, truths no longer denied It doesn't matter, the blood on the floor, It doesn't matter that I've nothing to say, For a second on stage, I'm the one they adore, A moment of heaven in the hell of each day. If I could become something else, forever Unblemished, unfeeling, without any flaws The perfect artiste in every endeavour Perhaps I'll finally deserve the applause.
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Oct 3, 2021
Oct 3, 2021 at 5:11 PM UTC
Method actor
Lógbrain Crappó has the runs           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh And with those runs he's voiding 'Art'           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With an Artiste here And an Artiste there Here an Ar-, there a tiste Everywhere an Artiste Lógbrain Crappó has the runs           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh Lógbrain Crappó has the runs           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh And with those runs he has bad dreams           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With a sub par here And a sub par there Here a sub, there a par Everywhere a sub par Lógbrain Crappó has the runs           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh Lógbrain Crappó has the runs           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh And with those runs he's fantasized           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With a mediocre here And a mediocre there Here a medi-, there an ocre Everywhere a mediocre Lógbrain Crappó has the runs           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh Lógbrain Crappó has the runs           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh And with those runs he babbles on           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With a ******* here And a ******* there Here a rub-, there a bish Everywhere a ******* Lógbrain Crappó has the runs           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh Lógbrain Crappó has the runs           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh And with those runs he flushes on           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With an Egó here And an Egó there Here an Egó, there an Egó Everywhere an Egó           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With an Artiste here And an Artiste there Here an Ar-, there a tiste Everywhere an Artiste           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With a sub par here And a sub par there Here a sub, there a par Everywhere a sub par           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With a mediocre here And a mediocre there Here a medi-, there an ocre Everywhere a mediocre           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With a ******* here And a ******* there Here a rub-, there a bish Everywhere a ******* Lógbrain Crappó has the runs           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh-Óh-Óh
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Jan 1, 2015
Jan 1, 2015 at 2:03 PM UTC
Lógbrain Crappó Has the Runs
Lógbrain Crappó has the runs           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh And with those runs he's voiding 'Art'           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With an Artiste here And an Artiste there Here an Ar-, there a tiste Everywhere an Artiste Lógbrain Crappó has the runs           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh Lógbrain Crappó has the runs           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh And with those runs he has bad dreams           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With a sub par here And a sub par there Here a sub, there a par Everywhere a sub par Lógbrain Crappó has the runs           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh Lógbrain Crappó has the runs           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh And with those runs he's fantasized           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With a mediocre here And a mediocre there Here a medi-, there an ocre Everywhere a mediocre Lógbrain Crappó has the runs           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh Lógbrain Crappó has the runs           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh And with those runs he babbles on           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With a ******* here And a ******* there Here a rub-, there a bish Everywhere a ******* Lógbrain Crappó has the runs           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh Lógbrain Crappó has the runs           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh And with those runs he flushes on           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With an Egó here And an Egó there Here an Egó, there an Egó Everywhere an Egó           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With an Artiste here And an Artiste there Here an Ar-, there a tiste Everywhere an Artiste           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With a sub par here And a sub par there Here a sub, there a par Everywhere a sub par           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With a mediocre here And a mediocre there Here a medi-, there an ocre Everywhere a mediocre           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh With a ******* here And a ******* there Here a rub-, there a bish Everywhere a ******* Lógbrain Crappó has the runs           Thee-I-Thee-I-Óh-Óh-Óh
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No matter what Lovecraft wrote on his ******** post calling people trolls I most certainly do NOT support the bully f!cking Thee Artiste. And also I like saying the word fajitas.that was very random. Im upset. Fajitas
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Jan 4, 2015
Jan 4, 2015 at 3:04 AM UTC
Spontaneous Thoughts (series)
Tes pieds sont aussi fins que tes mains, et ta hanche Est Large à faire envie à la plus belle blanche ; A l'artiste pensif ton corps est doux et cher ; Tes grands yeux de velours sont plus noirs que ta chair. Aux pays chauds et bleus où ton Dieu t'a fait naître, Ta tâche est d'allumer la pipe de ton maître, De pourvoir les flacons d'eaux fraîches et d'odeurs, De chasser **** du lit les moustiques rôdeurs, Et, dès que le matin fait chanter les platanes, D'acheter au bazar ananas et bananes. Tout le jour, où tu veux, tu mènes tes pieds nus Et fredonnes tout bas de vieux airs inconnus ; Et quand descend le soir au manteau d'écarlate, Tu poses doucement ton corps sur une natte, Où tes rêves flottants sont pleins de colibris, Et toujours, comme toi, gracieux et fleuris. Pourquoi, l'heureuse enfant, veux-tu voir notre France, Ce pays trop peuplé que fauche la souffrance, Et, confiant ta vie aux bras forts des marins, Faire de grands adieux à tes chers tamarins ? Toi, vêtue à moitié de mousselines frêles, Frissonnante là-bas sous la neige et les grêles, Comme tu pleurerais tes loisirs doux et francs, Si, le corset brutal emprisonnant tes flancs, Il te fallait glaner ton souper dans nos fanges Et vendre le parfum de tes charmes étranges, L'oeil pensif, et suivant, dans nos sales brouillards, Des cocotiers absents les fantômes épars !
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À une Malabaraise
A dóggy drópped sóme Crappó steaming ón the street, a cóffee cólóred fungus piled up óh só neat - and there a juicy maggót fóund it óh só sweet, só simply sóft and tender, just like a córpse's meat Thee maggót, nót só clever - simple and untaught - was dreaming óf attentión, slimelight's what it sóught. An empty-minded cómrade certainly'd help a lót - anóther wórm-like nóthing just the thing! it thóught. While ******* in the Lóg's brain - óh quite a simple chóre - it replicated pustules, petty, ghastly, sóre. And when the Lógy maggót ****** in nóthing móre it burst apart in wónder, clóned Thee Artiste Whóre Well, Petty Little Lógbrain, Whóre, Thee Artiste crank Are mixed up in the mire, in mindless **** they sank. Thee cópies creepy Crappó, from pages where he stank. and claims tó be Thee Artiste, - Thee smell is simply rank The móral óf this fable, clear fór all tó see: If fated with a Lóg brain bear yóur destiny and never let yóur EGÓ rampage ón a spree! Ór else like Whóre and Crappó yóu'll sóón turn intó Thee. CrE aka Trollminator
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Dec 23, 2014
Dec 23, 2014 at 6:28 AM UTC
Thee Artiste Clóneé
Thee Artiste Carvó's "Embrace Thee Blight!" Thee Artiste's **** once more is freed! Oh! Wandering fumes do flatulence heed! Bubble forth! Through waters so impure! Thee's ***** **** is near! Bowwow to Thee… for Thee's smell's a doggy's dream... Embrace Thee blight! Gasses new, gasses old… pass through Thee's dual manifold… Thee's thee fartiste of forever… Cro-Magnon man who's mentally spent, ******* on creativity's flames Oh perfect **** exudes from Thee who seeps… for he is Thee who sets the winds of fartistry free. Only Thee (the no one) knows! How true fartistry blows... like Thee who is the evoker... of the fartistic flow... Oh Thee who is Logbrain Crappó is master of the fartiste's blows! *Original ('Embrace The Light') by:      Thee Artist aka Logbrain Crappó Reworked by:    CrE aka Trollminator*
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Jan 23, 2015
Jan 23, 2015 at 12:15 PM UTC
Thee Reconstruction of Logbrain #8
Vulnerability is characterised by a beautifully ambivalent experience for the majority of anthropological subjects, if the risk is indeed to be embraced. But, haven’t we already surmounted the impossible ranges of mountainous biopsychosocial corridors in this geographical war against oblivion? If we have, then let us raise our brazen shields whilst the cheerleading and aristocratic seductress chants her ceremonial and political letters of pronouncement. Cosmological resistance of physical objects to any change in their sense of motion, speed or direction, is characterised by hilarity. Yet, what does it matter? It is likened to bursting forth from a position of submerged freedom of speech, where we must then tread precariously across uncertain ponds. Stepping out from the metaphorical boat, we can acquaint ourselves with the beauty of The Vocal Artiste and conduct our transaction.
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Feb 17, 2015
Feb 17, 2015 at 10:44 PM UTC
Guardians of Our Concealed Alphabetical Inertia
The Artiste Carvó's "The Greatest Fartist Alive"                   (Another Crummy Acrostic) T is for **** I am attended by flies... H is for Haughtiness, I am flowing through the fartist's stanks... E is for Enema, my fine **** pollutes the very hole... G is for Gigantic, I am the biggest ego in history... R is for Refluxing, my fine putriditry puts artistry in ****** E is for Emetic, I truly am expelling... A is for ******* I posses the gift of **** T is for ****** I leave no stomach un-turned... E is for Excrutiating, my words torture the very soul... S is for ****** My logic is slimy.... T is for Tag-along, I truly am shadowed by all and everyone... F is for Fatuous and Flatulence, the essence of I… A is for Archfiend, demon am I... R is for Revulsion, My art is abomination - My art yet ***** T is for Tedious, I have been placed here to bore people to death... I is for Idiot, I am truly unblessed... S is for Selfish, I place **** before I's self... T is for Talenticide, I have killed all things of art... A is for Asinine, I possess all lacks... L is for Lifeless, I truly worm the artistic heart... I is for Idolize, I worship I... V is for Venomous, I am all that is spite and impure... E is for Emasculated, I am indubitably impotent... This sums up why I and I alone am the greatest fartist alive, And I will of course do one of my great farts in time. *Original ('The Greatest Artiste Alive') by:      Thee Artist aka Logbrain Crappó Reworked by:    CrE aka Trollminator*
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Jan 8, 2015
Jan 8, 2015 at 2:11 AM UTC
Thee Reconstruction of Logbrain #4
The Artiste Carvó's "The Greatest Fartist Alive"                   (Another Crummy Acrostic) T is for **** I am attended by flies... H is for Haughtiness, I am flowing through the fartist's stanks... E is for Enema, my fine **** pollutes the very hole... G is for Gigantic, I am the biggest ego in history... R is for Refluxing, my fine putriditry puts artistry in ****** E is for Emetic, I truly am expelling... A is for ******* I posses the gift of **** T is for ****** I leave no stomach un-turned... E is for Excrutiating, my words torture the very soul... S is for ****** My logic is slimy.... T is for Tag-along, I truly am shadowed by all and everyone... F is for Fatuous and Flatulence, the essence of I… A is for Archfiend, demon am I... R is for Revulsion, My art is abomination - My art yet ***** T is for Tedious, I have been placed here to bore people to death... I is for Idiot, I am truly unblessed... S is for Selfish, I place **** before I's self... T is for Talenticide, I have killed all things of art... A is for Asinine, I possess all lacks... L is for Lifeless, I truly worm the artistic heart... I is for Idolize, I worship I... V is for Venomous, I am all that is spite and impure... E is for Emasculated, I am indubitably impotent... This sums up why I and I alone am the greatest fartist alive, And I will of course do one of my great farts in time. *Original ('The Greatest Artiste Alive') by:      Thee Artist aka Logbrain Crappó Reworked by:    CrE aka Trollminator*
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Oh ! Non, ils ne devraient jamais parler de Porto Rico Borinquén, Porto Rico de façon aussi diabolique Porto Rico nage dans la mer des Caraïbes Avec d'autres îles comme Cuba, Haïti et la Jamaïque Puerto Rico est un magnifique archipel des Caraïbes Avec de hautes montagnes. Oh ! Oui, la belle Porto Rico A un ciel bleu et blanc parfait, des forêts tropicales de bonheur Des plages d'eau cristalline, et elle est l'une des meilleures Porto Rico ne peut jamais être « une île flottante de déchets » Elle est superbe avec beaucoup de potentiel. De nos jours Certains clowns ou comédiens fous doivent avoir beaucoup de nerfs Pour insulter une Boricua aussi douce avec un peuple plein d’amour J’irai bientôt à Porto Rico à la recherche de ma belle Sainte De mon Âme, de ma reine. Je deviendrai un artiste pour peindre Le sourire de cette île paradisiaque. Borinquén chérie, mon amour Javier Solís a raison. Tu es le pays des rêves, mon amour Personne ne peut ternir ton image. Je viendrai te rendre visite bientôt Avec de beaux rêves dans mon cœur et avec une cuillère en argent Pour que je puisse savourer ta cuisine et siroter ton cocktail tropical En plongeant très fond dans les yeux de ta fleur si **** et belle Notre Porto Rico est une île mythologique pour les rêveurs Notre Porto Rico est un archipel tropical pour les amoureux. Copyright © Novembre 2024, Hébert Logerie, Tous droits réservés. Hébert Logerie est l'auteur de nombreux recueils de poésie.
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Nov 5, 2024
Nov 5, 2024 at 10:23 PM UTC
Notre Porto Rico
Oh ! Non, ils ne devraient jamais parler de Porto Rico Borinquén, Porto Rico de façon aussi diabolique Porto Rico nage dans la mer des Caraïbes Avec d'autres îles comme Cuba, Haïti et la Jamaïque Puerto Rico est un magnifique archipel des Caraïbes Avec de hautes montagnes. Oh ! Oui, la belle Porto Rico A un ciel bleu et blanc parfait, des forêts tropicales de bonheur Des plages d'eau cristalline, et elle est l'une des meilleures Porto Rico ne peut jamais être « une île flottante de déchets » Elle est superbe avec beaucoup de potentiel. De nos jours Certains clowns ou comédiens fous doivent avoir beaucoup de nerfs Pour insulter une Boricua aussi douce avec un peuple plein d’amour J’irai bientôt à Porto Rico à la recherche de ma belle Sainte De mon Âme, de ma reine. Je deviendrai un artiste pour peindre Le sourire de cette île paradisiaque. Borinquén chérie, mon amour Javier Solís a raison. Tu es le pays des rêves, mon amour Personne ne peut ternir ton image. Je viendrai te rendre visite bientôt Avec de beaux rêves dans mon cœur et avec une cuillère en argent Pour que je puisse savourer ta cuisine et siroter ton cocktail tropical En plongeant très fond dans les yeux de ta fleur si **** et belle Notre Porto Rico est une île mythologique pour les rêveurs Notre Porto Rico est un archipel tropical pour les amoureux. Copyright © Novembre 2024, Hébert Logerie, Tous droits réservés. Hébert Logerie est l'auteur de nombreux recueils de poésie.
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Thee Artiste Carvó's "Maggot O' Pus" I open my fly I beat I close my eyes And seep Watch me now To see the art Thee art of a master-bater I read your eyes they show horror They reflect Thee MasterPiece-of-Shit Thee art of a master-bater Thee art of Loghain Carvó I open my lips and **** For all these works are Thee Maggot O' Pus *Original ('Magnum Opus') by:      Thee Artist aka Logbrain Crappó Reworked by:    CrE aka Trollminator*
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Dec 30, 2014
Dec 30, 2014 at 8:24 AM UTC
Thee Reconstruction of Logbrain #1