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a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities... *that's all any man wants, a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities, who knows the when and why of differing cuddling styles... a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities, who knows when to leave a man alone alone in his man-mourning time, distance needed, letting his ex-rage dissipate or watching his red and blue football redefine ignominy... a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities, that when the man low whistles, eyes adrift, she heartily agrees and is reciprocity rewarded regularly with hunk alerts of "hey-check-him-out!" that's all any man wants, a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities, a tigress in the bedroom she asking, try this, I'll love it, served with a desert demo of awkward afterward, his less-than-perfect cuddling abilities a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities, who doesn't abhor partner silences, comforting they are, in their own ways, lying side by side, interrupted only by peccadillo body noises unexpected and sheepish apologies and loving arm stroking a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities, who lets the man roar, top of voice, when imprisoned in car,   his voice, un enfant terrible, performs with Creedence Clearwater a sing-a-long in traffic, asking "Have you ever seen the rain" while amidst Israel-leaving-Egypt Sunday beach traffic on the L.I.E. a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities, when it's pheromones  alternative mode day, he celebrates Carole King day, she demonstrates her cuddling abilities, par excellence, with kisses and tissues a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities... a woman, plain confident in her abilities no matter the situational status, when confronted by less-than-crazy-impetuous, she smiling says "why not," when he proposes, a movie and dinner in a fav haunt? "plenty excellent enough" her answer, spoke in a rising voice full of unfeigned delight a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities, accepting the unexpected airport embrace on a moving sidewalk, unexpected delays with the aplomb of a well lived life's long term sustainability perspective when he kisses her hand for no reason, while driving 75 miles per hour, she only winces internally, the other hand vise-grasping the other door's handle, who brushes hair wisps in a dark movie, celebrating her Bathsheba Everdeen's duality of strength and tenderness a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities, that when on second date he proposes a non-exclusive relationship, confident enough to high-five respond, and laugh about it, seven years on a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities, that when she reads it, analyzing the oeuvre as "too **** personal and as usual too **** long"* that's all any man wants, a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities in everything... even a little occasional criticism
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May 17, 2015
May 17, 2015 at 10:45 AM UTC
a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities...
a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities... *that's all any man wants, a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities, who knows the when and why of differing cuddling styles... a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities, who knows when to leave a man alone alone in his man-mourning time, distance needed, letting his ex-rage dissipate or watching his red and blue football redefine ignominy... a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities, that when the man low whistles, eyes adrift, she heartily agrees and is reciprocity rewarded regularly with hunk alerts of "hey-check-him-out!" that's all any man wants, a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities, a tigress in the bedroom she asking, try this, I'll love it, served with a desert demo of awkward afterward, his less-than-perfect cuddling abilities a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities, who doesn't abhor partner silences, comforting they are, in their own ways, lying side by side, interrupted only by peccadillo body noises unexpected and sheepish apologies and loving arm stroking a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities, who lets the man roar, top of voice, when imprisoned in car,   his voice, un enfant terrible, performs with Creedence Clearwater a sing-a-long in traffic, asking "Have you ever seen the rain" while amidst Israel-leaving-Egypt Sunday beach traffic on the L.I.E. a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities, when it's pheromones  alternative mode day, he celebrates Carole King day, she demonstrates her cuddling abilities, par excellence, with kisses and tissues a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities... a woman, plain confident in her abilities no matter the situational status, when confronted by less-than-crazy-impetuous, she smiling says "why not," when he proposes, a movie and dinner in a fav haunt? "plenty excellent enough" her answer, spoke in a rising voice full of unfeigned delight a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities, accepting the unexpected airport embrace on a moving sidewalk, unexpected delays with the aplomb of a well lived life's long term sustainability perspective when he kisses her hand for no reason, while driving 75 miles per hour, she only winces internally, the other hand vise-grasping the other door's handle, who brushes hair wisps in a dark movie, celebrating her Bathsheba Everdeen's duality of strength and tenderness a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities, that when on second date he proposes a non-exclusive relationship, confident enough to high-five respond, and laugh about it, seven years on a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities, that when she reads it, analyzing the oeuvre as "too **** personal and as usual too **** long"* that's all any man wants, a woman, confident in her cuddling abilities in everything... even a little occasional criticism
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Sexually assaulting a woman at a burger king who moves like a crack addict, only in a subtle way. Leading me to believe she's a ********** I press my ***** against her hand on the register counter. She alerts the people here. They call the cops. Everybody I know finds out. *** deprivation... **** culture...
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May 3, 2014
May 3, 2014 at 4:34 AM UTC
*** Deprivation
Bombers & bloggers Tragedy is triumphant  Traffic gathers in a tweaked intersection divide Wreaking of those fuming with exhaustion   Speed, cause you prefer the highway Political in place of partial The news carries dismay Where is such trouble in this world you say? Posing proposing, regulating; Marijuana laws are changing Complaining of taxing & weighing Football, do you recalls, & puppy dogs, Amber alerts & nostalgia where it hurts Once again the news contright   Cut short cause it draaaags Ruthless the truth is; Everywhere you go, there the news is You can't lose it, tied around your neck the noose is Bed bugs It has; Talking of spread shoots, ***** mags This celebrity, the new 'fad', & that old hag Throw up on the rag; Forget it
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Oct 22, 2013
Oct 22, 2013 at 2:29 AM UTC
The Daily Noose
are you generally happy? a semi-innocuous query now actualized as a two sided bladed poker, hot stabbing me smack dab in the chests hollow crown bullseye, continuously,  as in all life long, and eternal longing for a “yes” it fits inside a pubescent aged wound that refreshes with every breath; a life long struggle for an accurate definition, be a general of genuine happy, that alone would deliver, bringing on bright day satisfaction as a human, one operates on parallel continuums; slide slipping on well oiled poles that over the years, their lengths, increasing with add-on extender poles formed by twisty turny slips and falls of sundered hearts and sad loves, marriages nicknamed Titanic, children found and lost, complications responsibilities that are denied meeting the words     “The End” a life that many would envy, questioning what’s wrong with you dude, are you blinded to the riches yours, reality is shoulders permanently bent, a spine that’s held together by spit and solder and curved by wearying wearing longing for a straightness that is also called crooked unobtainable and a piece of a peace that comes and goes like a highway billboard that you pass too fast to be fully read the body is corroding and worser yet to come and that’s a hand you selected - luck of the self-selecting-drawing - the opioids of the mind offers are rejected the clarity of painful self exploration valued overall - the place where the poems come from, and go to die, a landscape of a scene repeatedly visualized but never been and never left, the crazy contradictions come in two flavors; vanilla smiles and chocolate weeping of tears that have etched pathways cheek-chiseled the city is a struggling strife for most, the next red line on the side of the measuring cup  and everyone has a cell, a credit card, and a measuring cup <•> here I stop can’t finish   someone missing alerts me to their real worlds troubles making my complaints super superficial but the silent running of the stilleto cuts shallow repeated hourly the cut color, pitch black
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May 26, 2018
May 26, 2018 at 2:05 PM UTC
are you generally happy?
are you generally happy? a semi-innocuous query now actualized as a two sided bladed poker, hot stabbing me smack dab in the chests hollow crown bullseye, continuously,  as in all life long, and eternal longing for a “yes” it fits inside a pubescent aged wound that refreshes with every breath; a life long struggle for an accurate definition, be a general of genuine happy, that alone would deliver, bringing on bright day satisfaction as a human, one operates on parallel continuums; slide slipping on well oiled poles that over the years, their lengths, increasing with add-on extender poles formed by twisty turny slips and falls of sundered hearts and sad loves, marriages nicknamed Titanic, children found and lost, complications responsibilities that are denied meeting the words     “The End” a life that many would envy, questioning what’s wrong with you dude, are you blinded to the riches yours, reality is shoulders permanently bent, a spine that’s held together by spit and solder and curved by wearying wearing longing for a straightness that is also called crooked unobtainable and a piece of a peace that comes and goes like a highway billboard that you pass too fast to be fully read the body is corroding and worser yet to come and that’s a hand you selected - luck of the self-selecting-drawing - the opioids of the mind offers are rejected the clarity of painful self exploration valued overall - the place where the poems come from, and go to die, a landscape of a scene repeatedly visualized but never been and never left, the crazy contradictions come in two flavors; vanilla smiles and chocolate weeping of tears that have etched pathways cheek-chiseled the city is a struggling strife for most, the next red line on the side of the measuring cup  and everyone has a cell, a credit card, and a measuring cup <•> here I stop can’t finish   someone missing alerts me to their real worlds troubles making my complaints super superficial but the silent running of the stilleto cuts shallow repeated hourly the cut color, pitch black
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I have seen couples, So far from each— Other, on a platform, Waiting for the next train, Never touching, yet how They ****** their mobile Devices, how softly, sweet, Without guile nor agenda They swipe the glass— As it swoons back in return With blue lights and alerts, So dearly needed and answers, In way words for the machines Of flesh and the ghost within, With such personal aplomb In real notifications of text And instant message.
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Dec 3, 2014
Dec 3, 2014 at 4:33 PM UTC
Way Words
In Battalion, Misery is served in a thousand ways. Misery is served in buckets of rain and hours of wind. Unyielding, soul-sucking cold and wet. Porous jungle boots that invite the frigid water in and soften your feet for a relentless 30 mile march. Misery is served in a stifling aircraft flying Nap of the Earth. A nauseating rollercoaster ride that never fails to elicit chain reaction vomiting from the paratroopers rigged to jump. Misery is served at pool PT When your arms and legs feel like lead and drowning is a better alternative than the aquatic torture that you’re enduring. Misery is served during blistering Company runs led by the Commander who was a college decathlete. Runs where the strongest of us pulled aside, emptied our stomachs, and rejoined the formation. Misery is served by no warning alerts separating families and lovers for indefinite periods, sometimes forever. Misery is served by the Spec 4 Mafia Unleashing Hell on new Rangers testing their threshold for **** Misery is served by road marches, prickly heat, Black Palm, and sawgrass. It’s served by desert heat, Arctic cold, and the stench of the world’s worst places. Misery is served by the loss of brothers in war and training, gone too soon to join the Great Ranger in the Sky. Through it all, misery hardened my body and strengthened my soul. It made me a warrior and ushered me into a Brotherhood that will be with me until we all sit at the great table in Valhalla. So on this Veteran’s Day Embrace the **** Endure the pain Invite the Misery For that’s what makes us Men amongst Men Rangers Lead The Way.
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Nov 6, 2015
Nov 6, 2015 at 10:34 AM UTC
The Gift of Pain
In Battalion, Misery is served in a thousand ways. Misery is served in buckets of rain and hours of wind. Unyielding, soul-sucking cold and wet. Porous jungle boots that invite the frigid water in and soften your feet for a relentless 30 mile march. Misery is served in a stifling aircraft flying Nap of the Earth. A nauseating rollercoaster ride that never fails to elicit chain reaction vomiting from the paratroopers rigged to jump. Misery is served at pool PT When your arms and legs feel like lead and drowning is a better alternative than the aquatic torture that you’re enduring. Misery is served during blistering Company runs led by the Commander who was a college decathlete. Runs where the strongest of us pulled aside, emptied our stomachs, and rejoined the formation. Misery is served by no warning alerts separating families and lovers for indefinite periods, sometimes forever. Misery is served by the Spec 4 Mafia Unleashing Hell on new Rangers testing their threshold for **** Misery is served by road marches, prickly heat, Black Palm, and sawgrass. It’s served by desert heat, Arctic cold, and the stench of the world’s worst places. Misery is served by the loss of brothers in war and training, gone too soon to join the Great Ranger in the Sky. Through it all, misery hardened my body and strengthened my soul. It made me a warrior and ushered me into a Brotherhood that will be with me until we all sit at the great table in Valhalla. So on this Veteran’s Day Embrace the **** Endure the pain Invite the Misery For that’s what makes us Men amongst Men Rangers Lead The Way.
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My Country 'tis of thee A footnote in history Of thee I sing I will dare to compare for those who were not there I will try to be fair Of thee I sing.... My Country was very proud My Country is full of PRIDE (Insert your rainbow flag here) My Country was safe at night, you could leave the doors open My Country is scarier, you don't feel safe until the deadbolts are locked and window bars are in place. My Country was a place where you knew you could get a housecall from a doctor if needed. My Country is a place where patients die waiting for a doctor, in the hallway no less. My Country was amber fields of grain My Country is Amber alerts and looking for missing children in Amber fields of grain My Country was the CBC My Country is satellite television with 400 channels and nothing to watch. My Country was a place where our flag was respected world wide My Country is a place where we are respected still....as long as it involves a puck. My Country was leading the way into the future My Country is always looking over it's shoulder to see what's coming My Country was a great place to vacation with the family My Country is The Untited States for at least 3 weeks annualy, because it's cheaper there. My Country was strong and a world leader in science and technology My Country is on life support. My Country was my families first choice of a place to live My Country is still my families first choice of a place to live...barely My Country 'tis of thee A footnote in history Of Thee I sing I hope you get the gist There's not much I have missed I loved, but now I'm ****** Of Thee I sing.....
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Jul 10, 2012
Jul 10, 2012 at 7:26 PM UTC
My Country 'tis of thee
My Country 'tis of thee A footnote in history Of thee I sing I will dare to compare for those who were not there I will try to be fair Of thee I sing.... My Country was very proud My Country is full of PRIDE (Insert your rainbow flag here) My Country was safe at night, you could leave the doors open My Country is scarier, you don't feel safe until the deadbolts are locked and window bars are in place. My Country was a place where you knew you could get a housecall from a doctor if needed. My Country is a place where patients die waiting for a doctor, in the hallway no less. My Country was amber fields of grain My Country is Amber alerts and looking for missing children in Amber fields of grain My Country was the CBC My Country is satellite television with 400 channels and nothing to watch. My Country was a place where our flag was respected world wide My Country is a place where we are respected still....as long as it involves a puck. My Country was leading the way into the future My Country is always looking over it's shoulder to see what's coming My Country was a great place to vacation with the family My Country is The Untited States for at least 3 weeks annualy, because it's cheaper there. My Country was strong and a world leader in science and technology My Country is on life support. My Country was my families first choice of a place to live My Country is still my families first choice of a place to live...barely My Country 'tis of thee A footnote in history Of Thee I sing I hope you get the gist There's not much I have missed I loved, but now I'm ****** Of Thee I sing.....
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--Hand serenity manually entered The automatic response system Alerts red light blind blinking Her excited isotopes fly, entropy askew The 'A' stands for ready, willing and Able-bodied Feather boa leather boy and scarlet adultery Tucked neatly in the back of her dresser Under bloomers and pictures of young baby boomers --A civil masterpiece-- "I would love to," she says with a careless car crash And a shaking ****** serial slave smile Blowtorch full of propane and limp-action lidocaine She cuts chronic through a slice of Hollywood layer cake --Serves it skintight
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Oct 28, 2011
Oct 28, 2011 at 6:57 PM UTC
The Tale of Hester Synn
I swim in a sea of ice Below frozen waves Bitter currents entice Darkness saves Where silence reigns Below the surface Swept up in chains Light alerts us To Freedoms cry It seeks to stray Into our lonely minds We fade away Out of sight Out of mind Fading Light A dying kind
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Nov 3, 2014
Nov 3, 2014 at 7:45 PM UTC
Introvert
Rapid Eye Movements cruise down the Autobahn, driving dreams of soldiers slaying the Beast in the East: seeds hidden in the cuff links that return home for the victory parade. The victory parade of the new millennium is a mirage: desert sand creeps through the streets of Basra; spray painted slogans of “Aryan Nation” are left behind on pock-marked walls. High level terror alerts scroll across the Fear o' Dome, breeding paranoid glances from commercial-class passengers while they fly above fenced camps where centralized secret service agents watch the unloading of another train. "Son, do you forget the sacrifices? Have you lost all your respect? Okay, it’s possible that the Feds were influenced by the Purebreds— a minor repercussion of maintaining our national security. It isn’t even about racial purity— you are all mixed now, anyway. Whether female, black, jew, or gay, we must unite together as a nation; raise its flag with pride, and fight against a common enemy! This enemy is trying to disintegrate the cornerstone of our free society! Son, can you not see! Not see-notsee-notsea-notsi-notzi-natzi-nazi-natzi-notzi-notsi-notsea-notsee-not see!" _____ —cold sweat. I awaken to remnants of nightmarish images sifting through my mind: flocks of carnivorous sheep with invisible shepherds. The dream had felt real— solid, like flesh-out reality. I rush out of bed, just to make sure. From my bedroom window, I see the neighbour’s Iron Eagle weathervane goose-stepping towards the west. A lawnmower growls in the background. Everything appears normal here on the corner of 4th Reichstag Blvd. 2016 Neu Berlin Remix, July 13th, 2016 (original version was written on March 29th, 2010)
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Apr 1, 2010
Apr 1, 2010 at 6:14 PM UTC
Autobahn
Rapid Eye Movements cruise down the Autobahn, driving dreams of soldiers slaying the Beast in the East: seeds hidden in the cuff links that return home for the victory parade. The victory parade of the new millennium is a mirage: desert sand creeps through the streets of Basra; spray painted slogans of “Aryan Nation” are left behind on pock-marked walls. High level terror alerts scroll across the Fear o' Dome, breeding paranoid glances from commercial-class passengers while they fly above fenced camps where centralized secret service agents watch the unloading of another train. "Son, do you forget the sacrifices? Have you lost all your respect? Okay, it’s possible that the Feds were influenced by the Purebreds— a minor repercussion of maintaining our national security. It isn’t even about racial purity— you are all mixed now, anyway. Whether female, black, jew, or gay, we must unite together as a nation; raise its flag with pride, and fight against a common enemy! This enemy is trying to disintegrate the cornerstone of our free society! Son, can you not see! Not see-notsee-notsea-notsi-notzi-natzi-nazi-natzi-notzi-notsi-notsea-notsee-not see!" _____ —cold sweat. I awaken to remnants of nightmarish images sifting through my mind: flocks of carnivorous sheep with invisible shepherds. The dream had felt real— solid, like flesh-out reality. I rush out of bed, just to make sure. From my bedroom window, I see the neighbour’s Iron Eagle weathervane goose-stepping towards the west. A lawnmower growls in the background. Everything appears normal here on the corner of 4th Reichstag Blvd. 2016 Neu Berlin Remix, July 13th, 2016 (original version was written on March 29th, 2010)
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. ••••••••••••• ••••••••••••••••••••••• •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• communicate•such are her methods to make us see• she tries to                    the mother we've abused to such the way                              a state•the earth we've squand- it is                                         ered so very blindly•but we do •                                              not change our ways • instead                                                   we devise our feeble solutions•                                                bunkers and alerts, in place we                                            lay•hoping these would halt her                                    spiteful vengeance•the past has sha-                    red of what transpired before•our days carry       on without words of thanks•we could never learn of what's in store•what ripple could grow to consume        our banks•
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Nov 21, 2015
Nov 21, 2015 at 9:21 AM UTC
Tsunami
For the first time ever; I truly do not care if you, him, or her wished me a happy birthday; But, I wouldn’t mind if you did. Though it is fair; I am one of the lesser friends; I am a boring play; A play so fake; I am of made up characters, Sometimes I am the flattering villain in smiles, And at times I am a copy of the Westerners, At others, I am gullible, yet I never am; I pretend to be; but I am miles away, For interesting I am not; so funny at least be, Says my brain; for maybe they will remember, That my birthday was today; It is an endless plea: I always remember and prepare pages of wishes, For almost everyone, but all I get is 4 days late One liners sent out of guilt; to stop the guilty itches, Not out of care, love, or from genuine friendly state; I deserve it; for again; I am merely a boring play; A paradoxical headache of weird introverts, And annoying extroverts; I barely even weigh, To a normal person; I am made of endless alerts; Alerted, focused, attentive; all on your acceptance; I am what I feel you want me to be; a nice man, A racist gangster, a diplomatic figure; I am resemblance, I resemble everything I see in you and scan; I am stardust that was never meant to shine, I am a thread; intertwined as I feel pleases, I am a road with temporary signs; I am grapes; For you I squeeze myself into juice; or ferment Into wine; I am a fake play where you write scripts, I submit, because all I cared about is receiving, A birthday wish. On that one day in the entire year; I do not want even want gifts; because when you don't, I feel like I am ceasing to exist; slowly deceasing from everything that we were: teenagers ambitious, WhatsApp stickers collectors, School runaways, Kids deceiving; it feels like I am dead; for the dead Do not receive birthday wishes; I feel peerless; A white beans *** lidless, a body complete limbless, A walking sickness, a moving flesh in stillness, unpardoned by my faux and obvious silliness. I do not care about not getting birthday wishes; But I cannot not overthink what it means.
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Nov 22, 2023
Nov 22, 2023 at 4:25 PM UTC
Birthday Number 23
For the first time ever; I truly do not care if you, him, or her wished me a happy birthday; But, I wouldn’t mind if you did. Though it is fair; I am one of the lesser friends; I am a boring play; A play so fake; I am of made up characters, Sometimes I am the flattering villain in smiles, And at times I am a copy of the Westerners, At others, I am gullible, yet I never am; I pretend to be; but I am miles away, For interesting I am not; so funny at least be, Says my brain; for maybe they will remember, That my birthday was today; It is an endless plea: I always remember and prepare pages of wishes, For almost everyone, but all I get is 4 days late One liners sent out of guilt; to stop the guilty itches, Not out of care, love, or from genuine friendly state; I deserve it; for again; I am merely a boring play; A paradoxical headache of weird introverts, And annoying extroverts; I barely even weigh, To a normal person; I am made of endless alerts; Alerted, focused, attentive; all on your acceptance; I am what I feel you want me to be; a nice man, A racist gangster, a diplomatic figure; I am resemblance, I resemble everything I see in you and scan; I am stardust that was never meant to shine, I am a thread; intertwined as I feel pleases, I am a road with temporary signs; I am grapes; For you I squeeze myself into juice; or ferment Into wine; I am a fake play where you write scripts, I submit, because all I cared about is receiving, A birthday wish. On that one day in the entire year; I do not want even want gifts; because when you don't, I feel like I am ceasing to exist; slowly deceasing from everything that we were: teenagers ambitious, WhatsApp stickers collectors, School runaways, Kids deceiving; it feels like I am dead; for the dead Do not receive birthday wishes; I feel peerless; A white beans *** lidless, a body complete limbless, A walking sickness, a moving flesh in stillness, unpardoned by my faux and obvious silliness. I do not care about not getting birthday wishes; But I cannot not overthink what it means.
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My darling dear I love you oh honey I've got it bad but no more maybe baby cuz I know that makes you mad let's sit upon the sofa seat I have something to say I bought some bread a loaf of wheat that expired yesterday and it makes me feel so needed when you tell me what to do your instructions have been heeded please don't scream luv, I hear you doll, your bossiness endears me and your rudeness I deserve and I love the way you squint and say what you looking at you perv dearest pumpkin, let me say this from the moment that we met I have hungered for our first kiss have you decided on that yet? cuz your perfume wakes my senses it alerts me that your near sweets, I have no more defenses just my quick reflexive fear! ©2012 Lyn
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Nov 9, 2013
Nov 9, 2013 at 11:05 PM UTC
Whipped
(Monsoon Moments 3) The Chart is speaking to me telling me......time has spilled over, and, shaded most parts of the pie; the space beyond the three quarters, is what catches my eyes.........the pie, looks like a clock, with only a quarter left, its hands, hurriedly ticking......emphasizing making it clearer......there is no turning back; my to-do list alerts me got to spend my hours...days, all the more wiser now, before the last piece of my pie, before the last slice of my life, gets consumed...........and, finally, be...shaded....completely, ..........by.....time........ Sally Copyright June 14, 2016 Rosalia Rosario A. Bayan
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Jun 23, 2016
Jun 23, 2016 at 9:36 PM UTC
PIE GRAPH
ALERTS TO FINANCIAL AND MILITARY THREATS IN 2012 EUROPE By John Cleese (British writer, actor and tall person): The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A ****** Nuisance." The last time the British issued a ****** Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada. The Scots have raised their threat level from ****** Off" to "Let's get the ******** They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: ****** I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level. A final thought -" Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC."
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Jul 10, 2012
Jul 10, 2012 at 3:22 PM UTC
Hilarious Piece by John Cleese
ALERTS TO FINANCIAL AND MILITARY THREATS IN 2012 EUROPE By John Cleese (British writer, actor and tall person): The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A ****** Nuisance." The last time the British issued a ****** Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada. The Scots have raised their threat level from ****** Off" to "Let's get the ******** They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: ****** I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level. A final thought -" Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC."
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How much do we have to take before we can go without, how long before the draught? death by entertainment, it seemed so glamorous how could one go without? I knew better to begin with, now its time to have faith in my oneness. opening a new chapter to a story that has no end, doing away with infinite incarnations perpetuated by masochistic sin. Death to the creator, the created, the masturbated, incubated, presipitated falsehoods of pajentry. Death to all the silly megabytes of pompous epiphany. Death to the beast that thrived off of insecurity. Death to all that which is no longer me. Unsimulated, unappropraited energy that is free to be anything but alerts on a screen. False flags of fullfillment waving endlessly with self pity. Perfectly punctuated cries for help and lol's that reeked of nothing but "I hate myself." Cut the net, it's a trap for something fluid with that which doesn't connect. Don't bother looking here for love, it is already in all that doesn't limit itself.
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Jul 10, 2013
Jul 10, 2013 at 5:56 AM UTC
DEATH BY ENTERTAINMENT:
a message sent to me: “I know you, Marrano, secret Jew of my heart, weakened by words and strengthened thereby...stout man of words”^ a stranger invasion - his technology, a new combine of words, percentage of perception high, a ferreting scraping of tissue, an abrasion of spoiler alerts that are not hidden but now summoned, despite being unbidden early on a Sabbath morn and at this, my haunted hours, this secret Jew, wanders unexplored yet familiar routes of his well traveled innards, pondering this sweet Shylock Accusation, nay, this confessional truth, but more, the nut of his essence that ‘tis his conviction, his twisted sentencing, the exact lived-level of a hellish Dante verse that shreds the escape of sleep, that is home “weakened by words and strengthened thereby” words forced to the fore, peremptorily summoned, this inconsistency so constant, his battle, where neither victory, loss or truce, are resolutions legitimate, contradictory poems are the tension production of this high wire act of the man, a performance best assessed as one of always slipping, more near-falling failing than cross walking, employing his word emissions as a balancing pole, and balancing is a sometime thing I am not an illusionist - if anything, a disillusionist there are stanzas writ but unspoken that shall not be out-spit here or now; for lengthy answers already exist, in a thousand prior scripts and the thin wire of preservation teaches the value of brevity stout, I think not, man of words,   no doubt, one who is both, a secret Marrano and a Jew, fully exposed, and one who is “weakened by words and strengthened thereby” 12/2/17 The Sabbath 3:33am <•> extra credit reading https://hellopoetry.com/poem/529429/the-true-tale-of-shylocks-pound/
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Dec 2, 2017
Dec 2, 2017 at 1:43 PM UTC
Secret Jew of My Heart
a message sent to me: “I know you, Marrano, secret Jew of my heart, weakened by words and strengthened thereby...stout man of words”^ a stranger invasion - his technology, a new combine of words, percentage of perception high, a ferreting scraping of tissue, an abrasion of spoiler alerts that are not hidden but now summoned, despite being unbidden early on a Sabbath morn and at this, my haunted hours, this secret Jew, wanders unexplored yet familiar routes of his well traveled innards, pondering this sweet Shylock Accusation, nay, this confessional truth, but more, the nut of his essence that ‘tis his conviction, his twisted sentencing, the exact lived-level of a hellish Dante verse that shreds the escape of sleep, that is home “weakened by words and strengthened thereby” words forced to the fore, peremptorily summoned, this inconsistency so constant, his battle, where neither victory, loss or truce, are resolutions legitimate, contradictory poems are the tension production of this high wire act of the man, a performance best assessed as one of always slipping, more near-falling failing than cross walking, employing his word emissions as a balancing pole, and balancing is a sometime thing I am not an illusionist - if anything, a disillusionist there are stanzas writ but unspoken that shall not be out-spit here or now; for lengthy answers already exist, in a thousand prior scripts and the thin wire of preservation teaches the value of brevity stout, I think not, man of words,   no doubt, one who is both, a secret Marrano and a Jew, fully exposed, and one who is “weakened by words and strengthened thereby” 12/2/17 The Sabbath 3:33am <•> extra credit reading https://hellopoetry.com/poem/529429/the-true-tale-of-shylocks-pound/
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*We live now In visual times Our helpers are Those graphic aids: Top to bottom Right to left In to out.. Part in whole Whole in part Holograph assists Wholeness found.. Symmetry here Alerts to show Symmetry there.. These and more Simple translations Inner Eye wakens.. So that now Deception removed Our world renews Its hidden beauty Dis-clothed…*
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Dec 17, 2013
Dec 17, 2013 at 8:14 PM UTC
Hidden beauty
I am a dreamer my mind is always dreaming silence please as the imagry flows over me, an artist at work a spiritual master dreams keep me strong I am strong so long as I'm able to dream it makes me weak in the heart keeps me from folding apart Dreaming is my ave. Maria she is always with me, in my heart dreaming is my messiah dreaming is my salvation it leads me where to go helps me to recognize and to know it is the breeze that brings me upon the desires and wishes of my heart containign all that I know a message I like to impart it preaches on where forth, I should go Dreaming is the ideal it is the amniotic fluid Dreaming alerts me to the presence of the creator as they are present in myself dreaming as would a child helps me hold onto my light dreaming as would a lover enderaing and selfless at first sight dreaming as does a mother with endless love and all that is good and right dreaming as would a spiritual leader with pure divine insight, from which my actions recite dreaming protects me from worry and woes but it gives me an empathetic soul The power of go dreaming, causes illusion, to stille my saddness give meaning and worth to the poor helps my mindful intentions to soar
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May 12, 2013
May 12, 2013 at 7:46 AM UTC
I am a dreamer
Hello Facebook my old friend. I'm reading posts on you again. Up at 2:30 in the morning Checking likes and shares and replying. Read alerts beneath the ringing bell. What the hell, am I doing on Facebook? As through the posts I quickly scroll. Seeing kittens, dogs and trolls. Trying not to click on the ad spam. Found a recipe for a baked ham. And a private message from a long lost friend. But I know not when. I added this person, on Facebook. 10,000 clicks and maybe more. My index finger's mighty sore. All the smileys, likes and emojis. Likes on my posts giving me jollies. Requests from people that I do not even know. My friends list grows. To thousands of people, on Facebook. "Will this nightmare ever end?" I ask as I add a friend. But all the games and all the puzzles. Popping balloons and bursting bubbles. I have got to try to get a better score. It's such a chore. Playing the games, on Facebook. Suddenly one day I learned. Zuckerberg on me had turned. Selling all my saved information. To companies in all lands and nations. Making a profit off me like I was his *** I did not know. Violated, by Facebook But I did not stay mad long. Even though it was so wrong. I have to see how many likes I had. I want to know this stuff awfully bad. And now the data selling's out of mind. And thus I find. Myself again, on Facebook.
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Dec 27, 2018
Dec 27, 2018 at 5:23 AM UTC
Facebook (Sung to the melody of the song "Silence")
I. Physics has told me that we are in flux. But where is the phi, without I? Calculus has told me that we are asymptotic. But where is the limit, if I can't be in it? English has told me that we are star-crossed. But where is the light, if I am not right? Chemistry has told me that we are entropic forces. But where is concord, if I am ignored? II. You think you're such a ***** But can't you see that I want your disease? You think you are worth nothing, But can't you see that you're invaluable to me? You think you are alone, But can't you see that you and I have to be? III. On and off, like a light switch. But still you have me wrapped, right around your slender finger. I slipped into euphoria, once upon that lovely night, when we had finally tasted what we were missing. The ruddiness of your lips and the tangled golden mess that you call your hair sizzle quietly in my mind. I have not forgotten. Nor do I want to. I cannot be sated by another. But you find it so easy to eat the hearts of the already ****** You spared mine, though. I wonder why. Each hiccup in my chest alerts me to the monster that rages within. It wants you. It still wants you. Eat it, if you must. I offer it freely. Upon a silver platter.
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Jan 22, 2012
Jan 22, 2012 at 11:14 PM UTC
Romantic Musings of a Teenage Cardiovore
I don't understand Lost in what you're saying to me Overcome by the whole idea of us walking hand in hand Vow to forever be faithful to you Enthralled by your smirk or grin Your that girl who knows me only skin deep Opening up to you like a blooming rose Unloved or noticed by the Cinderella of my kingdom Not giving up At night, I reach my hand out towards you even though you aren't there Tough to think that it's never going to happen All I have eyes for is you Lying alone in a cold, empty room I wonder if I'm insane most hours of the day Each day that passes before me, alerts me of the real world Because I don't have you To be my little firefly Or my crucial hand rail Instead, I've been abandoned to early To stumble in the dark And walk like a blind man
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Mar 8, 2013
Mar 8, 2013 at 9:32 PM UTC
Misunderstanding
The slow trickle behind my bedroom wall, alerts me to a subtle call. "Help...help... save me from this cell." But I cannot risk my sanity o'er my mind's concocted hell. "Please... please... I miss life all too well." Says I, "Do not stir me demon, my soul is not to sell." I wrap the sheets around my ears and focus hard to sleep, But a rest was not deserved for the demon craved to leap. "I smell blood! I smell blood! Like the sweetest rose-bud!" Says I, "I smell nothing fiend! You are only dreamed! No reality in this is seen." A chortle laugh is known just then while my walls begin to creak. A drop of blood falls on my chest and grants a chilling shriek. "Is it too late for reality to change its mind and let me die?" The crimson stain upon my ceiling has deemed my end is nigh. "Do you hear me? Do you hear me? Are you yet so vain?" Says I, "I am not! I am not! Do cause me no more pain!" A sharp crack of thunderous tempered toil rips a chasm through my soul. The trickle, trickle, trickle, to sleep will never lull. "Do you hear it? Do you see it? Do you envy all the dead?" "I smell blood! I smell blood! But out gushes YOUR blood instead!" And then a scream of biting hatred breaks the silence through. The stain pours blood upon my room while tempest's force ensues. The dead retreat, Unto their sleep, Now my only friend is you.
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Dec 14, 2013
Dec 14, 2013 at 7:10 PM UTC
I Smell Blood
The Judge, me, walks in, settles down on the bench, a cue for the jury, me, the accused, me, and the defendant, you, to sit down. It's a special kind of case at the Court of Conscience today. No representation. No witnesses. No audience. Just the parties affected and those who arbitrate. You and me. Crime, Falling Out of Love! Walking away, leading you on, not giving us a second chance, wasting your time, taking you for granted and ripping your soul apart. The accused, Pleads Guilty. As the law requires to discount a third of the maximum sentence, the judge and the jury, decide that the court will recess for three days. I'm on bail but I cannot come within eye contact of you. My guilty heart is tagged so each time I feel your pain, sadness or anger, it alerts my brain and shocks it! The court convenes. The judge clears her throat. Because she's too emotional, along with the jury, to even talk, let alone think clearly or decide. "We find the defendant Guilty!". Guilty of involuntarily man-slaughtering this relationship. I sigh! Justice does not mean fair, not in law nor life. The judge goes on. "However in this particular case the sentence is to be decided by the defendant." Because the ball is in fact in Your court!
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Sep 19, 2012
Sep 19, 2012 at 6:36 PM UTC
All rise!