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"advise" poems
That which I discovered a Beat Squire A Potential who I Trust can be Friend As sincere as the News he respires Giving you Updates which does make us Bend Kaibigan, should you show the Numb Male Which Ingredients we are truly made of He chose you. That alone should just prevail And Rice the Staple makes your Friendship oft I mean this Good Thing. Being at your Best And Youth such Buddy could ever provide Live out this Stage well. Far from what the Least Full-Cupped Elders think they could just Advise. My Part is done. Decisions are your own This Future is yours; Make it well-known.
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Mar 9, 2013
Mar 9, 2013 at 4:19 AM UTC
SONNET TRIBUTE: JAN-CARLO FALCESO
dissociation a curse dissociation my enemy enemy barges in enemy takes control control is crippling control must go go seek advise go to friends friends may ignore friends may listen listen to god listen to nothing nothing is something nothing is numbing numbing craves alcohol numbing craves drugs drugs are prescribed   drugs will fix fix my brain fix cracked mirrors mirrors taunt me mirrors tell lies lies i tell lies cover bruise bruise my hand bruise my brother brother is silent brother please forgive forgive me father forgive me mother father please help father is futile futile defines me futile invites suicide suicide with pills suicide i survived survived from coma survived in hospital hospital is helpful hospital gives answers answers for family answers to problems problems with doctors problems with diagnosis diagnosis is discovered diagnosis is depersonalization depersonalization creates poet depresonalization becomes mad mad poet
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Apr 17, 2013
Apr 17, 2013 at 10:41 PM UTC
enemy within depersonalization (Blitz)
When his Gillette slices the Cake you give And your Ribbon shows what a Prune he was It's time to kick his Sorry *** and Live Then realise he is below your Class The School Council has met; and Verdict's sent To advise the Nerds which Athletes are bane But if you give an Artist a worth-time's spent He will give the Cherriest Mood insane Try to open your Doors, dear Fruitful One For once, know that Other Hearts do exist If you can sing where the Hill's Grass grow some Then you know which Plate is worthy to fix. Now in this Picnic my Noodles grow full From this Prune-Cake made and sliced from his Soul.
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Mar 7, 2013
Mar 7, 2013 at 10:54 PM UTC
MANHOOD FOLLY
Many believe they know the law Because they were arrested; Others know how to teach Because they too were tested. If you have a religious question, They attended church; Mention you've an ache or pain, They diagnose your hurt. Should you bring up politics, Republican or worse, They'll explain Democracy Cause they've been free since birth. Admit your car is pinging, Your faucets aren't behaving, The oven isn't cooking right, Your fridge is warm and shaking, The air conditioner's out of whack, Your furnace has turned blue, They'll tell you what to do: Change the thermo-coupler. It's always their one answer. Say you like this stock or bond, An investment that's appealing, They'll  discourse that all agents Are cunning conniving stealing. On Monday mention the big game, They'll re-play, play by play, As if you slept right through it. If you hear a rousing band, Attend a movie or a play, Know-its are informed critics, Once they were stagehands. They pose as friends and family, Waiting for an opening, To disrupt with diatribe, To display how much they know. I know what I'm on about, So let me advise you, I'm a Know-It-All poet, All I write is true. So, *Never miss the opportunity To keep your mouth shut too*.
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Apr 19, 2017
Apr 19, 2017 at 10:54 AM UTC
Know-It-Alls
* *Oh BELOVEDz My LOVERz Krishna Let us open up to Fulfill the promise We made to each other What do you say my BELOVEDz? What is your wish my LOVERz? Never again in life Such occasion of LOVE happens Come in my arms, Don't be shy my LOVE Come within me Hug me to death Radha: I've lost my way of life Let me find a direction I'm not dressed for The honey-moon night Let me come prepared For your LOVE night Please let me go Krishna You did what you wanted with me With every passing moment and day YOU made me LOVE YOU more & more All your dreamZ of finding True LOVER ended with my LOVEz Now let me show you my LOVE desireZ Drown my passions In your volcanic being Let my fire extinguish In your cool waters Radha Leave me, don't hold my hand Just see - the way I'm in a mess My heart is beating fast I am feeling scared of LOVE I am feeling cold with sweat Krishna Oh.. come on dear In no time, I'll make you warm With the fire of my LOVE My kisses on your eyes Will bring clarity to your SOUL My touch will remove all the shyness That clouds over your heart Radha See, with your LOVE words Now I lost the key to The door to my core So let me go to fetch them first Krishna Just come on dear Don't find reasons to delay our UNION Let us lock ourselves alone Don't play such tricks with me I am burning under your passionate deZiRe Radha Just for a moment Let me go and come prepared For the LOVE night YOU know baby - I am yours I'm not going to leave you any more I will be back my LOVE To spend many nights Of LOVEz with YOU Krishna I believe YOU my LOVEz I will only do what you say I will follow your advise I will only talk your words I will only act your will Radha If I say - day is night Will YOU say so? Krishna I will.. I will... Radha If I say - LOVE me forever, eternally Will YOU say so? Krishna I will.. I will... Radha If you say so... I will show you a LOVE night Right now in this day light I will show YOU The light within my core Will you light my dark core? I will show you LOVE stars In the cosmos of my hidden darkness I'm only born to LOVE YOU Since our LOVE happened I've only LOVEDz YOU Krishna After showing me so much LOVE If you go away now I will die in your longing Radha Just for a second now Let me go for a while I will be back immediately Krishna Both of us are excited and Full of passionZ and desiReZ When we will get such LOVE moment again? What else you want to do now? Radha Let us open up to Fulfill the promise We made to each other Let us LOVE Let us make LOVE Never again in life Such occasion of LOVE happens Come in my arms, Don't be shy my LOVE Come within me Hug me to death* *
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Oct 28, 2019
Oct 28, 2019 at 1:37 AM UTC
Radha repeats Krishna'Z LOVE plea
* *Oh BELOVEDz My LOVERz Krishna Let us open up to Fulfill the promise We made to each other What do you say my BELOVEDz? What is your wish my LOVERz? Never again in life Such occasion of LOVE happens Come in my arms, Don't be shy my LOVE Come within me Hug me to death Radha: I've lost my way of life Let me find a direction I'm not dressed for The honey-moon night Let me come prepared For your LOVE night Please let me go Krishna You did what you wanted with me With every passing moment and day YOU made me LOVE YOU more & more All your dreamZ of finding True LOVER ended with my LOVEz Now let me show you my LOVE desireZ Drown my passions In your volcanic being Let my fire extinguish In your cool waters Radha Leave me, don't hold my hand Just see - the way I'm in a mess My heart is beating fast I am feeling scared of LOVE I am feeling cold with sweat Krishna Oh.. come on dear In no time, I'll make you warm With the fire of my LOVE My kisses on your eyes Will bring clarity to your SOUL My touch will remove all the shyness That clouds over your heart Radha See, with your LOVE words Now I lost the key to The door to my core So let me go to fetch them first Krishna Just come on dear Don't find reasons to delay our UNION Let us lock ourselves alone Don't play such tricks with me I am burning under your passionate deZiRe Radha Just for a moment Let me go and come prepared For the LOVE night YOU know baby - I am yours I'm not going to leave you any more I will be back my LOVE To spend many nights Of LOVEz with YOU Krishna I believe YOU my LOVEz I will only do what you say I will follow your advise I will only talk your words I will only act your will Radha If I say - day is night Will YOU say so? Krishna I will.. I will... Radha If I say - LOVE me forever, eternally Will YOU say so? Krishna I will.. I will... Radha If you say so... I will show you a LOVE night Right now in this day light I will show YOU The light within my core Will you light my dark core? I will show you LOVE stars In the cosmos of my hidden darkness I'm only born to LOVE YOU Since our LOVE happened I've only LOVEDz YOU Krishna After showing me so much LOVE If you go away now I will die in your longing Radha Just for a second now Let me go for a while I will be back immediately Krishna Both of us are excited and Full of passionZ and desiReZ When we will get such LOVE moment again? What else you want to do now? Radha Let us open up to Fulfill the promise We made to each other Let us LOVE Let us make LOVE Never again in life Such occasion of LOVE happens Come in my arms, Don't be shy my LOVE Come within me Hug me to death* *
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People change. I realized that in the last couple of years. I watch some of the best people in my life I once loved grow into something else. Or someone else. It's weird watching the people you knew before you was even able to walk grow into someone else. I know everyone goes through it. Maturity. And not everyone turns out what you thought. Maybe my problem was that I wanted everything to stay the same. A safe zone I guess you could call it. I realized there are two different things you can change into. Or two different roads you could say. Or the simple good vs bad. Maybe it's the coincidence that everyone I grew up with took the opposite direction I thought they would of never went. I talked to my Dad once about change. How I told him that seeing people change hurts. He told me seeing people change isn't what hurts, it remembering what they use to be. And I have to be honest that was one of the few times I didn't argue back. I realized he was right. I hated what the people I once called my life turn into something I hate. So pretty much the people I know became people I knew. It's really funny too when they told you many times that they aren't going to be something, surprise us both, and do what they said they wouldn't do. But there's one thing I'm afraid of. What if the person I was so sure I knew, the person I knew before I was even born wasn't even the person I thought I knew, but instead they took off a mask. That they didn't change, they just revealed who they really are. I think I would rather think they changed then they revealed. Or maybe people don't change, but their priorities do. In the end though, it's hard to watch people change, and it's harder remembering. But recently I learned that people also change to better themselves. I learned that life is about changing for the better. If you had to let go of some people along the way, then go ahead. Incredible change happens in your life when you decide to take control in what you do have power over. I always known that I couldn't change people's decisions. But I could change mines. Even though I'm still figuring out things for myself, I know I'm in control in the road I want to take. Now the funny part is I just need to take my own advise I'm giving myself instead of being scared.
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Apr 8, 2016
Apr 8, 2016 at 8:15 PM UTC
People Change
People change. I realized that in the last couple of years. I watch some of the best people in my life I once loved grow into something else. Or someone else. It's weird watching the people you knew before you was even able to walk grow into someone else. I know everyone goes through it. Maturity. And not everyone turns out what you thought. Maybe my problem was that I wanted everything to stay the same. A safe zone I guess you could call it. I realized there are two different things you can change into. Or two different roads you could say. Or the simple good vs bad. Maybe it's the coincidence that everyone I grew up with took the opposite direction I thought they would of never went. I talked to my Dad once about change. How I told him that seeing people change hurts. He told me seeing people change isn't what hurts, it remembering what they use to be. And I have to be honest that was one of the few times I didn't argue back. I realized he was right. I hated what the people I once called my life turn into something I hate. So pretty much the people I know became people I knew. It's really funny too when they told you many times that they aren't going to be something, surprise us both, and do what they said they wouldn't do. But there's one thing I'm afraid of. What if the person I was so sure I knew, the person I knew before I was even born wasn't even the person I thought I knew, but instead they took off a mask. That they didn't change, they just revealed who they really are. I think I would rather think they changed then they revealed. Or maybe people don't change, but their priorities do. In the end though, it's hard to watch people change, and it's harder remembering. But recently I learned that people also change to better themselves. I learned that life is about changing for the better. If you had to let go of some people along the way, then go ahead. Incredible change happens in your life when you decide to take control in what you do have power over. I always known that I couldn't change people's decisions. But I could change mines. Even though I'm still figuring out things for myself, I know I'm in control in the road I want to take. Now the funny part is I just need to take my own advise I'm giving myself instead of being scared.
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And I will make sure that if anything were to happen, It would do little to affect you. It's not everyday You find a goose that lays eggs With speckled jewels and golden flakes The world is full of incongruity And there's no doubt about the certainty That something bad may happen, And we don't want that, do we? So listen carefully. The world is a giant carboniferous spicule Hanging in a nest of hydroxic gas and particulae Spinning within the gaps of a blackened dome Of limitless space and out of control There is no telling what way it will go There is no prediction that has fortold Any number of moments in this tumbling slumber Between the darkest hell and the further horizon I so deftly advise you with all certification To please place your bets and fly by echolocation Your eyes will mislead, your ears will displease And there is no way we can refund divine warranties This machinery has a half life of quarks And energies that vibrate into other orbits Trajectories Retaining the spin and informative piece Of that golden goose let loose amongst the canopy Of dark, off into neverland, straight on Till new morning, Beyond the stars So please good sir don't migrate away from me I have so much to give and such pain I have seen Those that fatten their goose with **** till it quacks, Those ravenous souls who ate their gift for a snack, And when life finally cuts them down to their last, They will howl and yowl and pray that goose back. This is a game, Have a good little laugh Don't waste your time or your money On a daffy Aflack Policy that keeps you policed to the earth, No way to fly, Stuck in the dirt. That is no way to live in the dream, That is no way to let death trickle in So please, pretty please, make sure you have coverages And a couple extra dollars in the pocket of those jeans Wander freely, you great big atomic bomb, you. Do catastrophic damages and I'll pay your dues. Ride the road coast to coast, Fly a bird 'round the world, Take a truck till you're home, Find a love you can trust. Find a place where your egg And your legs seek nowhere else Lay down those roots, It's Eden or bust.
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Jul 18, 2018
Jul 18, 2018 at 1:03 PM UTC
I will insure your golden goose for $100k/$300k respectively
And I will make sure that if anything were to happen, It would do little to affect you. It's not everyday You find a goose that lays eggs With speckled jewels and golden flakes The world is full of incongruity And there's no doubt about the certainty That something bad may happen, And we don't want that, do we? So listen carefully. The world is a giant carboniferous spicule Hanging in a nest of hydroxic gas and particulae Spinning within the gaps of a blackened dome Of limitless space and out of control There is no telling what way it will go There is no prediction that has fortold Any number of moments in this tumbling slumber Between the darkest hell and the further horizon I so deftly advise you with all certification To please place your bets and fly by echolocation Your eyes will mislead, your ears will displease And there is no way we can refund divine warranties This machinery has a half life of quarks And energies that vibrate into other orbits Trajectories Retaining the spin and informative piece Of that golden goose let loose amongst the canopy Of dark, off into neverland, straight on Till new morning, Beyond the stars So please good sir don't migrate away from me I have so much to give and such pain I have seen Those that fatten their goose with **** till it quacks, Those ravenous souls who ate their gift for a snack, And when life finally cuts them down to their last, They will howl and yowl and pray that goose back. This is a game, Have a good little laugh Don't waste your time or your money On a daffy Aflack Policy that keeps you policed to the earth, No way to fly, Stuck in the dirt. That is no way to live in the dream, That is no way to let death trickle in So please, pretty please, make sure you have coverages And a couple extra dollars in the pocket of those jeans Wander freely, you great big atomic bomb, you. Do catastrophic damages and I'll pay your dues. Ride the road coast to coast, Fly a bird 'round the world, Take a truck till you're home, Find a love you can trust. Find a place where your egg And your legs seek nowhere else Lay down those roots, It's Eden or bust.
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An Airline we want you to boost We travel coast to coast We are not an Airlines being most It’s friendship in the skies Our Flight Attendants are the ones who advise We extend our serious welcome even at the flight’s end Friendship Airlines is about bringing passengers together We are not like our other airlines competitors being the other From the minute you sit in your seat Your seat also elevates your feet It’s that take off from the runway Knowing that you are on vacation and you need our getaway Our packages will add to your stay Then it is within flight hours of your arrival We care about the passengers we serve It’s quality service that all our passengers deserve Fly Friendship Airlines with the logo handshake way It will be pure satisfaction in what you will say Friendship Airlines being your friendly tip There will be times when the plane might dip Just remember our Pilots will be in control Our friendly skies with a look of behold.
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Mar 5, 2016
Mar 5, 2016 at 4:52 PM UTC
FRIENDSHIP AIRLINES
By Arcassin Burnham Mother nature would be pleased At the way we cut her trees, Fascinated with the way We bring machines to her domain, That's a shame, We bring her to shame, Leaving her in pain, Why do you do that? You can't survive in the wilderness alone anyway, if you want some shelter tonight ,I'd advise you stay, You can't survive in the wilderness alone anyway, people don't wanna die alone nowadays, Sometimes we can't replace All the things we take away, Replacing nerves but Can't take away the pain, Must be a game , To you, Maybe to gain fame, Making love ones feel the strain, Why do you do that? You can't survive in the wilderness alone anyway, if you want some shelter tonight ,I'd advise you stay, You can't survive in the wilderness alone anyway, people don't wanna die alone nowadays.
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Aug 17, 2015
Aug 17, 2015 at 3:47 PM UTC
"Wilderness"
From Potent Treasures despite Five Months past The Sixth Great Angel suddenly appeared Reminding my Lost Voice which Virtues last And preached the Sermon of True Self revealed How Wonderful must your Header advise Being the Younger of your Sister's sprite From there Unknotted Loyalty devise Though snubbed by Pink Dandelions in spite Now I can see why he chose over you His Charming Sense knew your Heart was that Pure And please keep on; Keep that Silver Disc blue Coat them with your Wings from being demure. Yes I Agree. Of your True Coating's stand Thank you so much for reminding me at hand.
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Mar 9, 2013
Mar 9, 2013 at 5:27 PM UTC
SONNET TRIBUTE: KATIE ROBSON
To Struga Festival Golden Wreath Laureates & International Bards 1986 Stand up against governments, against God. Stay irresponsible. Say only what we know & imagine. Absolutes are coercion. Change is absolute. Ordinary mind includes eternal perceptions. Observe what's vivid. Notice what you notice. Catch yourself thinking. Vividness is self-selecting. If we don't show anyone, we're free to write anything. Remember the future. Advise only yourself. Don't drink yourself to death. Two molecules clanking against each other requires an observer to become scientific data. The measuring instrument determines the appearance of the phenomenal world after Einstein. The universe is subjective. Walt Whitman celebrated Person. We Are an observer, measuring instrument, eye, subject, Person. Universe is person. Inside skull vast as outside skull. Mind is outer space. "Each on his bed spoke to himself alone, making no sound." First thought, best thought. Mind is shapely, Art is shapely. Maximum information, minimum number of syllables. Syntax condensed, sound is solid. Intense fragments of spoken idiom, best. Consonants around vowels make sense. Savor vowels, appreciate consonants. Subject is known by what she sees. Others can measure their vision by what we see. Candor ends paranoia. Kral Majales June 25, 1986 Boulder, Colorado
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Cosmopolitan Greetings
“You are the leaders of tomorrow” They told us over and over Right from the tender age of three Through childhood and adolescence. We have outgrown our youth We are now mature men We have come of age to lead Just as promised decades ago. At a recent gathering Our leaders of yesterday Stricken with age and power And long overdue for retirement Addressed us, saying, “Bla bla bla, bla bla, bla bla bla…” “You are the leaders of tomorrow” That last statement jolted me awake From his uninspiring, boring speech. Then it dawned on me We are a sleeping generation We have long been waiting- sleeping! When we should be leading *Our greedy, power-drunk leaders, Will die in active service! They will NOT hand over to us! Not if we sit and wait for them*. I had a revelation that the “tomorrow”, We were promised “yesterday” Is fast becoming yesterday, today! And while the Nigerian youth sleeps His chance is being usurped by his fathers Yesterday we heard this promise Today we hear the same promise But come tomorrow, we will be too old to lead And our children’s turn, it will be. We have been scammed of our future By the very ones we entrusted them with And like turns in a game of scrabble, We have missed ours- forever! Our leaders are old men Who have no faith in youths And come tomorrow, our children, Will have graves to look up to Because we would have no experience From which to advise them… And like an unwanted track on a CD Our generation would have been skipped By the geriatric push of a ⇒ button! © Raphael Uzor
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May 14, 2014
May 14, 2014 at 6:08 PM UTC
Generation Skipped
“You are the leaders of tomorrow” They told us over and over Right from the tender age of three Through childhood and adolescence. We have outgrown our youth We are now mature men We have come of age to lead Just as promised decades ago. At a recent gathering Our leaders of yesterday Stricken with age and power And long overdue for retirement Addressed us, saying, “Bla bla bla, bla bla, bla bla bla…” “You are the leaders of tomorrow” That last statement jolted me awake From his uninspiring, boring speech. Then it dawned on me We are a sleeping generation We have long been waiting- sleeping! When we should be leading *Our greedy, power-drunk leaders, Will die in active service! They will NOT hand over to us! Not if we sit and wait for them*. I had a revelation that the “tomorrow”, We were promised “yesterday” Is fast becoming yesterday, today! And while the Nigerian youth sleeps His chance is being usurped by his fathers Yesterday we heard this promise Today we hear the same promise But come tomorrow, we will be too old to lead And our children’s turn, it will be. We have been scammed of our future By the very ones we entrusted them with And like turns in a game of scrabble, We have missed ours- forever! Our leaders are old men Who have no faith in youths And come tomorrow, our children, Will have graves to look up to Because we would have no experience From which to advise them… And like an unwanted track on a CD Our generation would have been skipped By the geriatric push of a ⇒ button! © Raphael Uzor
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"Contentment is a synonym for loneliness, cool loneliness, settling down with cool loneliness. We give up believing that being able to escape our loneliness is going to bring any lasting happiness or joy or sense of well-being or courage or strength. Usually we have to give up this belief about a billion times, again and again making friends with our jumpiness and dread, doing the same old thing a billion times with awareness. Then without our even noticing, something begins to shift. We can just be lonely with no alternatives, content to be right here with the mood and texture of what’s happening." "it allows us to finally discover a completely unfabricated state of being. Our habitual assumptions — all our ideas about how things are — keep us from seeing anything in a fresh, open way… We don’t ultimately know anything. There’s no certainty about anything. This basic truth hurts, and we want to run away from it. But coming back and relaxing with something as familiar as loneliness is good discipline for realizing the profundity of the unresolved moments of our lives. We are cheating ourselves when we run away from the ambiguity of loneliness." "Cool loneliness allows us to look honestly and without aggression at our own minds. We can gradually drop our ideals of who we think we ought to be, or who we think we want to be, or who we think other people think we want to be or ought to be. We give it up and just look directly with compassion and humor at who we are. Then loneliness is no threat and heartache, no punishment. Cool loneliness doesn’t provide any resolution or give us ground under our feet. It challenges us to step into a world of no reference point without polarizing or solidifying. This is called the middle way, or the sacred path of the warrior." by Pema Chodron from "When Things Fall Apart: Heart Advise for Difficult Times"
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Mar 28, 2023
Mar 28, 2023 at 6:17 AM UTC
about loneliness
"Contentment is a synonym for loneliness, cool loneliness, settling down with cool loneliness. We give up believing that being able to escape our loneliness is going to bring any lasting happiness or joy or sense of well-being or courage or strength. Usually we have to give up this belief about a billion times, again and again making friends with our jumpiness and dread, doing the same old thing a billion times with awareness. Then without our even noticing, something begins to shift. We can just be lonely with no alternatives, content to be right here with the mood and texture of what’s happening." "it allows us to finally discover a completely unfabricated state of being. Our habitual assumptions — all our ideas about how things are — keep us from seeing anything in a fresh, open way… We don’t ultimately know anything. There’s no certainty about anything. This basic truth hurts, and we want to run away from it. But coming back and relaxing with something as familiar as loneliness is good discipline for realizing the profundity of the unresolved moments of our lives. We are cheating ourselves when we run away from the ambiguity of loneliness." "Cool loneliness allows us to look honestly and without aggression at our own minds. We can gradually drop our ideals of who we think we ought to be, or who we think we want to be, or who we think other people think we want to be or ought to be. We give it up and just look directly with compassion and humor at who we are. Then loneliness is no threat and heartache, no punishment. Cool loneliness doesn’t provide any resolution or give us ground under our feet. It challenges us to step into a world of no reference point without polarizing or solidifying. This is called the middle way, or the sacred path of the warrior." by Pema Chodron from "When Things Fall Apart: Heart Advise for Difficult Times"
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Doctor, Doctor I've trouble with my eyes Then take these blue pills, That's what I advise Oh Doctor, Doctor My bones are all sore White pills I prescribe They'll hurt you no more But Doctor, Doctor My heartbeat is waning Take red pills for that You'll soon be regaining Please Doctor, please My mind fades away For that I have gray pills You'll be sharper today Its quite shocking Doctor, My ***** is murky Take these yellow pills They'll clear it by Thursday I mope around Doctor, My mood's really flat These rose colored pills Will take care of that You must help me Doctor, In bed I'm a flop Then try these long capsules They'll liven things up Tell me please Doctor, What's inside these pills? Why medicine, of course, To cure all your ills
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Oct 13, 2016
Oct 13, 2016 at 7:05 PM UTC
Doctor, Doctor
Last night I had an Indian,   And today I have the runs, It struck me in an instant, Now unable to sit on my buns I told them I want a dopiaza,   With some chicken tikka on the side, Now my pants are brown and moist, From society I'll have to hide I'm stranded inside my bathroom, Fearing even the shortest walk, Knowing if I pass a person outside, About my stench they'll start to talk I advise you stay clear of this cuisine, For the sake of all your hineys,   I know that next time I venture out, I'll be opting for a Chinese.
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Oct 28, 2014
Oct 28, 2014 at 1:01 PM UTC
Forever Running
**IMMEDIATELY PLEASE REMOVE ALL OF MY INFORMATION FROM YOUR DATA BASE FORTHWITH.  ALSO, ADVISE ANY AND ALL CONTRACTORS, SUB-CONTRACTORS, AGENTS, SUB-AGENTS, AFFILIATES, PARTNERS, COLLEAGUES, ASSOCIATES, CLIENTS, WEBMASTERS, WEB BASED LINKS, WINKS, TWINKS, COLONEL CLINCKS, BOSSES, CO-WORKERS, EMPLOYEES, VENDORS, SUPPLIERS, SALESMEN, ASCCOUNT REPS/EXCS, ACCOUNTANTS, BROKERS, CO-BROKERS, HACKERS, SLACKERS, WHACKERS, JERKS, PIMPS, HOES, HOBOS, BUMS, DERELICTS, DEGENERATES, DOPERS, DEALERS, TWEEKERS, GAMBLERS, RAMBLERS, SOLICITORS, SIDEKICKS, COHORTS, WINGMEN, WHEELMEN, LOOKOUTS, OUTLAWS, IN-LAWS, RELATIVES, FIANCES, GIRLFRIENDS, BOYFRIENDS, FAMILY, FRIENDS, ENEMIES, EVIL NEMISIS', CANVASSERS, INQUIRERS, QUEERS, QUEENS, COWBOYS, KINGS, **** DRAGS, HAGS, HETEROS, HOMOS, TONY ROMOS, FEMALE IMPERSONATORS, (PRE OR POST) MALE IMPERSONATORS, ***** ***** VAN ***** **** VAN **** LESBIANS, LIARS, BUYERS, CRYERS, CIGAR SMOKERS, CARPET MUNCHERS, RUG RATS, TODDLERS, TEENAGERS, YOUNGSTERS, SENIORS, SUCKERS, TRUCKERS, MOTHER shut yer mouth, LAW MAKERS, LAWYERS, ATTORNEYS, JUDGES, POLITICIANS, PECKERWOODS, LEADERS, FOLLOWERS, DISCIPLES, PROPHETS, EVANGELISTS, SAVIORS, SINNERS, SAINTS, SOOTHSAYERS, MEDICINE MEN, GYPSYS, TRAMPS, AND THIEVES, WITCHES, WARLOCKS, VAMPIRES, LYCANS, ZOMBIES, WAR MONGERS, PROTESTERS, SOLIDERS, GENERALS, GOVERNORS, PRESIDENTS, PATRIOTS, PACKERS, LIONS, BEARS, BROWNS, BLACKHAWKS, REDWINGS, RIGHT WING, LIBERALS, OR LAW BIDING CITIZENS, THEY ARE NOT TO CONTACT ME AND LOOSE MY NUMBER. BUT IF YOU SEE MY MOM, TELL HER TO CALL ME. ........................................................................BA-ZING....................................................................**
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Dec 27, 2013
Dec 27, 2013 at 9:47 AM UTC
SPAMMER SMACKDOWN
**IMMEDIATELY PLEASE REMOVE ALL OF MY INFORMATION FROM YOUR DATA BASE FORTHWITH.  ALSO, ADVISE ANY AND ALL CONTRACTORS, SUB-CONTRACTORS, AGENTS, SUB-AGENTS, AFFILIATES, PARTNERS, COLLEAGUES, ASSOCIATES, CLIENTS, WEBMASTERS, WEB BASED LINKS, WINKS, TWINKS, COLONEL CLINCKS, BOSSES, CO-WORKERS, EMPLOYEES, VENDORS, SUPPLIERS, SALESMEN, ASCCOUNT REPS/EXCS, ACCOUNTANTS, BROKERS, CO-BROKERS, HACKERS, SLACKERS, WHACKERS, JERKS, PIMPS, HOES, HOBOS, BUMS, DERELICTS, DEGENERATES, DOPERS, DEALERS, TWEEKERS, GAMBLERS, RAMBLERS, SOLICITORS, SIDEKICKS, COHORTS, WINGMEN, WHEELMEN, LOOKOUTS, OUTLAWS, IN-LAWS, RELATIVES, FIANCES, GIRLFRIENDS, BOYFRIENDS, FAMILY, FRIENDS, ENEMIES, EVIL NEMISIS', CANVASSERS, INQUIRERS, QUEERS, QUEENS, COWBOYS, KINGS, **** DRAGS, HAGS, HETEROS, HOMOS, TONY ROMOS, FEMALE IMPERSONATORS, (PRE OR POST) MALE IMPERSONATORS, ***** ***** VAN ***** **** VAN **** LESBIANS, LIARS, BUYERS, CRYERS, CIGAR SMOKERS, CARPET MUNCHERS, RUG RATS, TODDLERS, TEENAGERS, YOUNGSTERS, SENIORS, SUCKERS, TRUCKERS, MOTHER shut yer mouth, LAW MAKERS, LAWYERS, ATTORNEYS, JUDGES, POLITICIANS, PECKERWOODS, LEADERS, FOLLOWERS, DISCIPLES, PROPHETS, EVANGELISTS, SAVIORS, SINNERS, SAINTS, SOOTHSAYERS, MEDICINE MEN, GYPSYS, TRAMPS, AND THIEVES, WITCHES, WARLOCKS, VAMPIRES, LYCANS, ZOMBIES, WAR MONGERS, PROTESTERS, SOLIDERS, GENERALS, GOVERNORS, PRESIDENTS, PATRIOTS, PACKERS, LIONS, BEARS, BROWNS, BLACKHAWKS, REDWINGS, RIGHT WING, LIBERALS, OR LAW BIDING CITIZENS, THEY ARE NOT TO CONTACT ME AND LOOSE MY NUMBER. BUT IF YOU SEE MY MOM, TELL HER TO CALL ME. ........................................................................BA-ZING....................................................................**
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How Sweetingly Rare to see this Advise, The Westfold Bard who shares this Ancient Art But Performed it Better to his Concise And took Definition for his Good Part I just knew you now. So what of belate As Mentored Dolphins with Water's Tie befriend I found this Artist; This Cornerstone Great And Hope your Elder's Tongue will never end You, Sir, confirmed my Efforts; This I Bow And hand you the Medal I sought to seek I am no Patron; Neither plan so now Only the Purest Abe in Honest meek. Now please Sing on, and Live to Peak Content I write my Sighs; But these Praises I meant.
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Mar 11, 2013
Mar 11, 2013 at 2:32 AM UTC
SONNET TRIBUTE: JOHN STARKS
Suicidal tendencies, alleged attempt in 2011 (National Scholar-Athlete) Bipolar with psychotic features, meds necessary (President of student government) Anti-social features, deceptive, manipulative, lying. (Captain of varsity athletics) Qualifies as a pickup. Forfeits all rights. Police involvement if necessary. (President of an all-star rugby club) Extreme aggression. Any homicidal idealization should be taken seriously. (Trustee Scholarship to a renown private college) Narcotics abuse. Marijuana, LSD, Klonopin, ******* Alcohol, Painkillers (3.7 GPA) Masks and shields intentions. Deceptive with professionals. (Active volunteer) I advise that he be admitted to a hospital immediately (Participant in community) Drug abuse counseling, medication, extensive therapy necessary (Leader of peers) Diagnoses fly like a panhandlers love affairs Your inexact science is a disgrace to what I've created A philosophy based on your experience Ignoring the dynamic of the human condition ****** for feeling to much ****** for not feeling enough
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Nov 2, 2013
Nov 2, 2013 at 12:37 AM UTC
Alleged Dichotomy - Notes from a Doctor
** Note to self No.1** You have to qualify your haters, if they aren't on the same level as you - particular on the thing they are criticizing, then they don't even register on my radar. I would be a fool, to listen to someone that isn't better than me opinion(s) -- expecting to get better. i.e. If someone is giving you"advise" on how to be a better person, and they are a ****** person. This applies to all aspect of live.
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Jul 13, 2015
Jul 13, 2015 at 12:14 PM UTC
Haters chronicles
This planet orbits a yellow sun like ours. It is in the Optimum Zone to support life. Sure enough it has a wide variety of flora and fauna. Highly intelligent life has evolved in its seas and oceans. Its continents, however, are dominated by a species of primates. Over the past 300 of the planet’s years they have developed Some fairly high technology. But they remain carnivores Who regularly commit genocide. They cut down swathes of natural forest To grow chemically protected Genetically modified nutrition-sources. And they mine their planet empty Of its mineral riches. The planet’s ecosystem is being rapidly destroyed By them. Socially and psychologically they remain primitive. Yet they possess the means to blow their world To pieces. With heavy heart I have to advise We sign this planet “No Entry” For the foreseeable future. “Forbidden” indeed. A planet we call MW Orion 8478-3 That its natives call That ever so common name: “Earth”. Paul Butters
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Aug 11, 2015
Aug 11, 2015 at 10:07 AM UTC
Forbidden Planet
*He didn't listen hence he did stumble He lost all his stake in one big gamble For he called my advise mere mambo jambo Till he finally saw the game end at an angle for he no longer watched, his heart did rumble He's now silent with regret and humble for they who think they know the jungle meet with uncertainty, and get eaten like mango He lost all his stake in a giant gamble chasing after the big win,the bundle Now even in sleep all he does is mumble his regret and stress, though he says he can handle I see despair in him as hope does dangle For the future's a locked door, a dark tunnel After he lost all his stake in one big gamble he wears gloom as beautifully as a bangle*
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Feb 7, 2016
Feb 7, 2016 at 5:44 PM UTC
ONE BIG GAMBLE
When you can't divide a number by 0 Learn mathematics and you'll be a Hero Infinity, proportions & coordinate geometry you can get a headache, I cannot guarantee!!! maths full of + and - Beware! you can suffer from memory loss Even though the probability is very rare think your way, a headache-nobody can bear when the headache comes to maths unlike physics, chemistry or anatomy I advise you to relax And think about the solution slowly....
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Sep 26, 2015
Sep 26, 2015 at 11:52 AM UTC
Headache of Mathematical Proportions
what sound do you make when your bones hit the floor? heavy like the noise of a slamming door. light as a bird, bones do sound soft as whispered words. when they are ripped from your body, a little, you’ll look pretty and brittle and breakable; little china doll, I advise you not to fall. tapping on bones, like sticks, little drummer boys make a war cry noise. the battlefield is invisible until it’s not, and your skin prickles. fingers, bony spiders, crawl hurting, tearing it all. barren like a desert the bones do seem bleached and white, like a mother that weeps. gravestone bones like little dancers. strong as milk, shatter army advances in you; they sabotage you, then they try to break through and crack and bend. they’ll be out! they’ll be much better then- but your body, made of jelly misses the commensalism. bones, they create a schism between mind and body. they’re ever so naughty.
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May 9, 2018
May 9, 2018 at 2:03 PM UTC
bones
I wish you lower your Glasses a bit Then try to witness what you have Ignored For Praises Sundry are much apt to meet Though such Configuration keeps you bored That you, a Technocrat I'm not surprised Such Mages and Bards you kindly eschew For whatever Purpose which you advise I'll take as the Brother I always knew And I'll LOVE you still; No Set Values bake Since your Blessed Genesis I do voice This is not a Tomb; Nor white-painted make But another Graced Name I will rejoice. Now it's up to you, which you interpret On Pop's Face-Memos the Meaning you get.
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Mar 12, 2013
Mar 12, 2013 at 7:03 PM UTC
SONNET TRIBUTE SUNDRY: JAN SANTINO C. MANDREZA
To the boy who broke my heart. Thank you. Because you have given me something so much more sweet. The way her eyes reflect my ear to ear smile as we joke about Our futures. Who we want to be when we grow up And who we don’t. The way she can always make me laugh harder than you ever could, My stomach sore. But not from the skipped meals you forced me into. Because I was never beautiful enough for you. The way my parents confuse my heterosexuality for homosexuality Because my “love poems” are always about her. The girl Who knows my soul like the back of her hand My darkest secrets. My biggest flaws. And she doesn’t use it against me. Romantic feelings are not the key to life I always guessed they were when you have found the person who can make your life worth living. Your best friend. The one who kissed the reflection of you engraved in my wrist. And no I will never be gay. But I love her. She always knows what I need to hear. When I look like I have never looked in a mirror she still udders the word beautiful And knowing that I will never believe it she still tries. She is just as stubborn as I am, And she has dedicated countless hours to repairing me, The job you always said you’d take in the first place. Telling me that the most broken are the most beautiful. And I know that is true, Because she is broken just as much as I am. She has put her problems aside for me, Spent countless hours rewiring the desire to go back to you. And now I cannot help but realize that I deserve better. To the boy who broke my heart I am happy now. I am enjoying the small things for the very first time. As we go camping and I show her the best way to light a fire, And she does my makeup to where for a moment I feel I am beautiful. The Monsters cracked after we have stayed up for an exam, The late night conversations that are always the ones most memorable. These are the best moments of my life, And they weren’t shared with you. To the boy who first broke my heart. Thank you. But gratitude is not forgiveness, and I would not advise coming near me again. Because she has had a target on your head since the very first tear. And I know that even when you’re gone she will always have my back Because that is what true friends do. To the girl who has made my life complete – I adore you.
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Jun 24, 2014
Jun 24, 2014 at 10:29 AM UTC
To The Boy Who Broke My Heart
To the boy who broke my heart. Thank you. Because you have given me something so much more sweet. The way her eyes reflect my ear to ear smile as we joke about Our futures. Who we want to be when we grow up And who we don’t. The way she can always make me laugh harder than you ever could, My stomach sore. But not from the skipped meals you forced me into. Because I was never beautiful enough for you. The way my parents confuse my heterosexuality for homosexuality Because my “love poems” are always about her. The girl Who knows my soul like the back of her hand My darkest secrets. My biggest flaws. And she doesn’t use it against me. Romantic feelings are not the key to life I always guessed they were when you have found the person who can make your life worth living. Your best friend. The one who kissed the reflection of you engraved in my wrist. And no I will never be gay. But I love her. She always knows what I need to hear. When I look like I have never looked in a mirror she still udders the word beautiful And knowing that I will never believe it she still tries. She is just as stubborn as I am, And she has dedicated countless hours to repairing me, The job you always said you’d take in the first place. Telling me that the most broken are the most beautiful. And I know that is true, Because she is broken just as much as I am. She has put her problems aside for me, Spent countless hours rewiring the desire to go back to you. And now I cannot help but realize that I deserve better. To the boy who broke my heart I am happy now. I am enjoying the small things for the very first time. As we go camping and I show her the best way to light a fire, And she does my makeup to where for a moment I feel I am beautiful. The Monsters cracked after we have stayed up for an exam, The late night conversations that are always the ones most memorable. These are the best moments of my life, And they weren’t shared with you. To the boy who first broke my heart. Thank you. But gratitude is not forgiveness, and I would not advise coming near me again. Because she has had a target on your head since the very first tear. And I know that even when you’re gone she will always have my back Because that is what true friends do. To the girl who has made my life complete – I adore you.
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