#uncles
Christmas is traditions
some last and others die
some leave you feeling fuzzy
others leave you asking "Why?"
There's rules that must be followed
And most of them we know
About gifts and cards and Christmas trees
and then there's mistletoe....
We all know the tradition
We all know what it is
You meet under the berries
And then you both must kiss
But, there's etiquette surrounding
The dreaded mistletoe
And there are things you aren't aware of
And I thought you all should know....
Always kiss your Aunties
Do it quick and on the cheek
Their lips are full of slobber
and sometimes they just reek
Grandmas, get a quick kiss
And ignore the sounds they make
Don't hug Grannies too tightly
They are brittle and might break
Avoid the pervert Uncles
With hands and eyes that roam
They act one way at Christmas
And another way at home
The little kids, won't kiss you
So, it's fun to give them chase
Make sure there's lots of slobber
So, they can wipe it off their face
Make sure kissing Grandad
That he has got his teeth
That they're not somewhere in a glass
or worse, smiling from a wreath
Always kiss your Mum though
Beware, Mums will always cry
and they will get you going too
No matter how hard you try
Kiss the one you came with
Let them know just how you feel
That your love for them's eternal
And your love for them is real
Kissing is tradition
and at Christmas can be great
But, don't kiss all the women
And forget about your date
The most important rule of all
If you don't want your bell rung
When kissing 'neath the mistletoe
DO NOT USE THE TONGUE
Dec 13, 2014
Dec 13, 2014 at 1:06 PM UTC
Dear Jaya Aunty and Kannan Uncle, wish you a happy anniversary
For the late wishes, am I sorry
However, extended family you definitely are
And for you both, greatly do I care!
Dear Jaya Aunty and Kannan Uncle, wish you a happy anniversary
God made a wonderful discovery
When he created you two
As human beings, you are so true!!
Dear Jaya Aunty and Kannan Uncle, wish you a happy anniversary
We are a beautiful family
Sharing joys and sorrows in equal measure
Our bond is something to greatly treasure!!
Dear Jaya Aunty and Kannan Uncle, wish you a happy anniversary
May the pair of you always be filled with joy
Blossoming with deep, unconditional love
Very special indeed, is the number thirty-five!!
Dear Jaya Aunty and Kannan Uncle, wish you a happy anniversary
I hope you had a memorable day
You care so much for others
It's high time you did the same for yourselves
And for that, what better day than today?
May you keep all worries at bay!!
Dear Jaya Aunty and Kannan Uncle, wish you a happy anniversary
May you share many a sweet memory
Take care, love you to pieces
And see you soon, this time at our house
After all, so often have we been to your lovely little place
It's time you returned the favour
Again, hope you had a day to savour!!
Feb 1, 2025
Feb 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM UTC
Paris, earlier today. It’s a (vaccinated) summer family reunion and I’m catching up with relatives I haven’t seen for AGES. Like my impeccably dressed (three piece suit on a warm, un-air-conditioned, Saturday) 83 year old great uncle.
We cheek kiss
“STILL searching for love, Uncle Remy?”
“Forget love. My dear, I’m an old, self-absorbed narcissist. What I look for is someone young and frivolous whose most complicated desire is fun - specifically fun that can be bought - that’s an important distinction.”
I gasp and pose.
“You’re looking for MEEEE!,” I squeal.
“Oh, if I needed a spoiled, over-serious, temperamental, unappeasable rich girl - I’d think of you.”
“You GET me!,” I beam with pride*
Jul 24, 2021
Jul 24, 2021 at 2:46 PM UTC
A dear uncle, you are
Sweet, your concern and care
Genial by nature
A friend to treasure!
A dear uncle, you are
Of most things, very aware
Always providing valuable counsel
Not a single moment with you, dull!!
A dear uncle, you are
Wise, to the core
Somebody to rely on
When the chips are down!!
A dear uncle, you are
Your words, forever I'll remember
Hopefully, we'll catch up soon
May you always shine!!
Sep 21, 2025
Sep 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM UTC
Wish you the happiest anniversary
May you both have a wonderful day
Amongst the best of parents
Now, proud grandparents
So blessed to have you in my life
A great help, in times of strife
I love the pair of you to pieces
And wish you everlasting bliss!
Wish you the happiest anniversary
We all are very lucky
Because of your mere presence
And of course, the oodles of common sense
Which you possess in abundance
Definitely not a mere chance
That our association happened
God had planned
That you would become our extended family
Something that I always look back on gratefully!!
Wish you the happiest anniversary
I know, recent times haven't exactly been happy
You've been through a lot
I can completely understand your hurt
And want you to know
That, no matter how
We will forever be there for you
Because, unconditionally do we love you
Also, it's not all doom and gloom
Your lives will soon bloom
Rudra has certainly given us hope
And your courage and strength run deep
So, for sure will you bounce back
Of course, life isn't a piece of cake
But you've come this far
Therefore, you can only get better!!
Wish you the happiest anniversary
Please don't worry
Better times are definitely ahead
You both have a cool head
And are made for each other
I wish the pair of you a bright future
May you conquer each and every hurdle in your path
And take good care of your health
Physical as well as mental
For now though, just have a ball
And revel in your most touching memories
Which fill you with endless happiness
And bring you ever closer to inner peace
Again, wish you the happiest anniversary
Because, very few couples deserve better than you!!
Feb 1
Feb 1, 2026 at 3:47 AM UTC