Party for One;
Yes that's right;
One, not two;
Not even three!
You heard me,
Party for One,
People are a ton
To handle
In groups
All claustrophobic
And bustling
And so,
This is it,
Party for One.

Rockie

Party for One

There was an man from Harrington,
Oh how he wanted to become a nun, 
But he ate too much,
So he stopped being butch,
And wasn't allowed to be a nun all because he weighed a ton.

lukeisthebest

There was a man from Harington

The sun will melt you
Only the soul carries weight
Nothing else matters.