#tan
There was a Maple Leafs fan
Who knew they played as good as they can
The Maple Leafs cheer
There's always next year
Now. The players can work on their tan
Dec 30, 2025
Dec 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM UTC
The way
your dimples hold
Sunshine
I get tan
Just by looking at
Your smile
Jun 11, 2020
Jun 11, 2020 at 12:37 PM UTC
I'm so lit
you get a fake tan
of my words.
But there so fake
that it washes of quickly...
May 15, 2020
May 15, 2020 at 3:27 PM UTC
Summer is coming,
the sun will glare,
heat will radiate,
flip flops will be out,
tans will be tattooed on bare skin,
sunglasses out to shade,
sp lotions to shield,
happiness beaming through the curved-wide smiles,
water will be splashed
and the sand will burn
like hot coals on the soles of the feet
for it will be beach season once again.
Jul 24, 2019
Jul 24, 2019 at 1:25 PM UTC
fire in her lungs
dust in her mouth
keep going,
keep going
run
to the south
yellow
and tan
footprints
in the sand
her red
converse
leave
trails
an imperfect daughter
looking for water
disappointment
follows
each step.
sand in clothes
in her hair
twixt her toes
she runs
with her red converse.
will she ever come across
an oasis, lost
or will her bones
stay hidden,
in the sand.
Jun 5, 2019
Jun 5, 2019 at 9:52 AM UTC
long dark hair
chocolate stare
tan soft skin
dripped in sin
tempting voice
i hate boys
Apr 17, 2019
Apr 17, 2019 at 9:51 PM UTC
Daylight shines like the lustre on a gold bar
Temperature slowly increasing with time
Dawn occurs early now, the birds, they sing soon
"I get less time to be admired", cries the moon.
O Apollo, you rise and shine brilliantly ever so now,
From orange to yellow and slowly to white-ish
Spreading light all over the world to see
I admire the way you burn so brightly.
This time of the year, it is still not my favourite though,
The heat is unbearable and so is profuse sweating.
Now all that's left is to avoid getting tanned badly,
So it's either put sunscreen on or the Sun screen on me.
O dear lord of the Sun, please be merciful this time,
Show that you can still be a charm.
Bring your party of clouds always with you,
I have always loved Winters, I might love Summer too.
Feb 25, 2019
Feb 25, 2019 at 2:35 AM UTC
It's been a month and a half
Since my eyes laid on you last
At first you're nothing much
No hard abs or glowy tan
But you grow on my vision
The more I stare
I wonder how you would look
Standing not as far as over there
Jan 31, 2019
Jan 31, 2019 at 11:04 PM UTC
There really isn't anything new
On this year's Christmas Giver Menu.
First we have the 'Accidental Insulter '
Who needs to hire, a clever gift consultor.
While handing you a gymnasium voucher,
Turning your emotions from 'sweet' to 'sour'!
Insults dressed up as compliments are nothing new,
But still, Cuz, it's a bit hard to chew!
Next in line is the 'Relentless Re-gifter'
With telltale signs on my "new" game of Twister,
Footprint stains and greasy hand marks,
My goodness, my fury is starting to spark!
"Do you love it? " She asks. "I knew you would! "
She was feeling heroic like Robin Hood,
Passing me that tired looking parcel,
I wanted to fling that **** gift right back to the castle!
I thought to myself, "Hey there Squire!
Your ****** gifts just aren't my desire!! "
Will I fret about this gift? Not one bit,
I'll just re-wrap it, re-gift it and,
Give it back to them next year!
The message, I bet, will be loud and clear.
"The Cheapskate"! Oh, what can I say here?
It's the same lame excuse year after year!
Buying gifts, eluded his 'plan',
He was far too busy, getting his tan.
Gifts to him just didn't matter,
As long as there was a lobster on a platter!
"The Handmade Lover" has a
Life affirming talent making,
But that 'Floral cushion cover collection,
I fear, by now, is OVERTAKING!!!
The "Gift Certificate Easy Roller",
Forgot you were plus five and a stroller,
Smiles smugly, as they hand it over,
I'd need more luck, than a four leaf clover,
Taking them all in to get my nails done,
Doesn't feel like a barrel of fun.
So, in future to avoid this mad, crazy dash,
I'd love to receive some COLD HARD CASH!!
Now, nothing makes me feel more nauseated,
Than "High Perceived Value packaging". "It's totally overrated! "
But I take courage in the "One Who Knows Me Best"
Their presents always outshine the rest!
"Merry Christmas to one and all! "
I hope that Santa heard your call,
"H-E-L-P!!! "
1 Nov 2018
Nov 2, 2018
Nov 2, 2018 at 5:42 AM UTC
Grainy and clear blue
always loud but with moments of silence
rhythmically chaotic
a paradox of logic
And the people there
those people
are the same
Sep 26, 2018
Sep 26, 2018 at 8:41 PM UTC
hot summer days
with you by my side
as we sit on the beach
and watch the high tides
cold brew in one hand
yours in the other
enjoying the orange pinkish colour
of the sky
you are my high
and i’m never coming down
i’m wrapped around your finger
going round and round
love in the air
and my vision is clear
as i look to the sky
and say a little prayer
you are my high
and i’ll never be sober
i never want this feeling to be over
as the sun kisses
forever and ever
May 30, 2018
May 30, 2018 at 8:33 PM UTC
when north
weird hep
exactly danced
grassy knoll
she'd wake
in bed
there then
flee Bondi
thereafter that
dramatize her
skin tan
with splash
of coconut
thus vacation
only hinder
her stay
here again
Feb 24, 2018
Feb 24, 2018 at 12:49 PM UTC
The sun kissed her
skin to a passionate burn
******* all the energy
from her
yet she was able
to float with the
turbulent waves
of that ocean
as they
complemented
those of her
heart
May 26, 2017
May 26, 2017 at 8:09 AM UTC
Be it in the sea or on land my duty is
the preservation of life
Be you woman man or child,
it doesn't matter if your ugly or fit
but remember this before you leave.
"BRUSH YOUR TEETH,
Its a major gag reflex condition you
don't want my chunks in your mouth.
When I give you the kiss of life don't use
tongue, I have a wife who would divorce
me quicker than you know...
My job is to look good and to
always looked tanned with a smile.
*"Please don't drown, as the sea water leaves
patches on my skin fading my fake tan,*
Jan 15, 2017
Jan 15, 2017 at 4:31 PM UTC
A week
with her
sought a
triumph that
would move
a clot
with hands
that were
a clock
when hour
set time
with yore
in fashion
then I
would adore
her more
than fore.
Nov 11, 2016
Nov 11, 2016 at 1:54 PM UTC
Theres something about the summer
— the way the sun
Turns skin pink,
A blush which will
Fade,
Though the memories will not.
The way the light breeze
Caresses fiery skin,
The way the trees
Provide shaded cover
For adventurers
Looking to rest.
But for the life of me
I cannot describe
In avid detail
How sunkissed skin
Makes even the prettiest
Tan crayon jealous,
And i cannot possibly
Begin to match the blue
Of the sky
To the lines
On my paper.
Jul 5, 2015
Jul 5, 2015 at 2:08 PM UTC
What even is it?
Is it a perfect smile
Long golden hair
Blue eyes with long eyelashes
Tan skin
Perfect figure
Big ****
Big *****
Clear skin
Pale skin?
That stuffs all ********
What's a beautiful face
Without a beautiful soul
An ugly personality
And dark soul
Destroys that beautiful face
It means nothing anymore
Beauty comes from within
Stop straining yourself
To look a certain way
You are you
God made you who you are
For a reason
Love yourself
Be confident
May 15, 2015
May 15, 2015 at 5:39 AM UTC