#shrek
My fate was always something rare
I only wanted love that‘s fair
I only wanted you to see
that I am not the one you seek
I‘ve grown out trees
while you started fires
to find a room
with no requirement
you and me
the whole world fades
Yet I stomp on grass
to make it seem like I don‘t understand
Because I‘ve read the pages
you forbid I‘d see
in fear that one day I‘d break free
Just from far away
you look so pathetic
with a misfit crown
it was never tragic
never mind, you‘re only red from here
one more step and you disappear
Jan 11
Jan 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM UTC
Am I a good person?
Underneath all these layers
(The layers of an onion)
[Like Shrek, full of layers]
-pretty sure the onion quote is dead-
I don't want you
to remove my layers
to find a person that
isn't the same on the outside.
Onions are perfect
because with each layer
they look exactly alike.
If you took me apart
we'd find the person
I think you want me to be.
(If you took me apart you'd be a murderer)
[Don't try to find out, organs don't talk.]
-The mess would be such a hassle-
I wish someone could tell me.
It's all in the way,
these layers
they're all that we have.
Oct 27, 2020
Oct 27, 2020 at 8:14 PM UTC
I want to love you.
I want to give you the world,
But when I took my shot
You said "airball."
Dec 8, 2018
Dec 8, 2018 at 12:13 AM UTC
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Sep 25, 2018
Sep 25, 2018 at 10:20 AM UTC
Shrek is love, I told them, Shrek is dreck, they answer.
So I make this poem, to give them the cancer.
Shrek is life, I’m groaning, while they’re battering me.
I don’t care, I’m flying, over the devilry.
I don’t care that I bleed, because my Shrek is here.
I know he’s behind me, with strong ogre muscles.
He will venge what they did, and feel them with sweet fear.
Stronger than an army, he’s only leaving skulls.
But what if he succumbs, what if he expires ?
No, you cannot get him, he is stronger than God.
Wonder from where he comes, maybe he pulls the wires.
The bullies were all gone, thanks to my green best friend.
And just for all he’s done, friendship does never end.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life, and Shrek is everywhere.
Nov 20, 2017
Nov 20, 2017 at 9:19 AM UTC
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Apr 20, 2017
Apr 20, 2017 at 8:05 AM UTC
After a nice laugh a tear rolled down my cheek
Shrek wiped it with his big green ear
Want to take a mud bath? he said grinning
sure
We went outside to the swamp and I took my clothes off
Shrek did not like this
GET OUT ME SWAMP
I ran away and cried...
I came back refreshed to the cottage
I lied down
Shrek came in and took a bite of my onion
After that I was angry I yelled at Shrek
WHY DON'T YOU EVER KISS ME
Shrek was angered by this
I went down on my knees to pray
he went to the bathroom
Donkey came in
I had mixed emotions when Donkey came in
for the first time I was in love
his big ears
his hooves
his hair
his nose
I loved every bit
last night
Mar 23, 2016
Mar 23, 2016 at 8:08 AM UTC
Who is there I ask?
(Shrek walks out from the shadows)
It's me Shrek says in a **** tone
I look down
Shrek lifts my chin and we meet eyes
I sigh, but I'm no ogre
He smiles, But you have layers
I laugh. He laughs. We laugh
...
Mar 12, 2016
Mar 12, 2016 at 10:19 PM UTC
A burrito is like a Dorito A burrito is like a Dorito but it doesn't even Fritos but is a Frito even free tho like man I wanna be tho the one who can eat toe like that ain't me tho no foot fetish is in me yo like you know how I be bro like u know the beat tho therefore a burrito isn't like a Dorito unless it does the free tho frito txt me m8 248 880 2231
Nov 27, 2015
Nov 27, 2015 at 3:42 PM UTC
Frank Sinatra
En mi casa
Copy pastarino
Wearin Prada
Russian opera
Quentin Tarantino
May 18, 2015
May 18, 2015 at 3:59 PM UTC
Walking down the street
Wanting something to eat
See a homeless man
Sitting in the heat
I get sad for a second
Then the old man beckoned
Do you have any money
I smiled, not feeling threatened
I reach out my hand
Hit him with a bottle
Took his 3.50
And hit up McDonalds
May 15, 2015
May 15, 2015 at 6:48 PM UTC
poems
are
boems
are
doems
are
boo
crippity
creepity
zappity
zoo
poems
are
woems
and
shilly misham
fippity
bippity
wippity
bam
May 15, 2015
May 15, 2015 at 4:06 PM UTC
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Trust Me
This is a poem
Because it doesnt rhyme
May 15, 2015
May 15, 2015 at 8:44 AM UTC
Great Depression
Synthetic Resin
****** Expression
Harmonic Progression
Decompression
9/11
May 15, 2015
May 15, 2015 at 8:36 AM UTC
People don't understand the creativity that flows through me
If only you were this good, you could see what I can see
All they can say is Im the best
Yeezus
Kanye West
A-K-A
G-O-D
L-M-N
And-O-and-P
May 15, 2015
May 15, 2015 at 12:57 AM UTC
In the dark
Listening to linkin park
In the steam
browsing dank memes
-break-
rickity rickity
bickity bickity
i am from hungary
follow me on the twitti
@spahgetti
May 14, 2015
May 14, 2015 at 8:48 PM UTC
diabetes
comes from treaties
from the hoagie fest
to the real test:
shrink
and his
****
May 14, 2015
May 14, 2015 at 4:24 PM UTC
arson farson
larson? pio
leo trio el feo
angle fangle
his mite
is frite
scrap flap
trap slap hlap,
harun al rash
enter trash, mash
grate great
***** sheikh
eel feel meal really real
aeal steel molecular
trust bust, shrekular
even bush
shrugs off
the north tower.
May 14, 2015
May 14, 2015 at 4:20 PM UTC
Danky *****
hanky panky
tranky lanky
shanky ranky
hendi lendi
mendi bendi
poopi woopi
in my soupi
my favorite show
90210
in the snow
with the low...
blow
get rekt m8
but not for h8
i r8 8...
out of 8
May 14, 2015
May 14, 2015 at 8:20 AM UTC
shrek is beck
deck is smeck
get top decked by the kripp
or u wont get any dipp
slip slop
drip drop
kip kop
hippity hoppity hood
goes the clock
tick tock
the mouse ran up the wall
and died
rest in pizza
May 14, 2015
May 14, 2015 at 8:19 AM UTC
iMac
I can
I done
I always spit the pun
Iraq
Iran
I run
All the way to the cinnamon bun
May 12, 2015
May 12, 2015 at 10:04 PM UTC
Shrek is wreck
Wreck is deck
Deck is beck
Black rack
In the back
Of the knick-knack
Zipppity bow
How is how?
In the luau
I only eat lard
Poems are hard
cancer
May 12, 2015
May 12, 2015 at 8:55 AM UTC
Shrek was sad
Very depressed
But on day
He was gay
and found a boy to play
with
****** shrek
very yeck
Sep 9, 2014
Sep 9, 2014 at 7:36 PM UTC