#sassy
He called me, “Assassin,”
And peered into my piercing blues.
I called him “Collateral damage,”
And watched my mark maunder blindly out the door.
Aug 12, 2019
Aug 12, 2019 at 11:19 PM UTC
Losing my **** over you is an understatement,
that's something a person like you would do,
not me honey.
Feb 4, 2019
Feb 4, 2019 at 3:00 PM UTC
There are more secrets that my heart holds,
than arguments I have woken up too.
More anger and resentment rising upwards,
begging my mouth to attack you,
at every waking second I am in your presence,
than times I have muttered the words: I love you
Happy Mother's Day
May 16, 2018
May 16, 2018 at 11:27 PM UTC
What are YOU looking at?
Smack that ***
Talk about sass.
Looking at me sweetheart?
Well **** off, I'll only tear you apart.
You think you can change me?
We'll see about that,
You rearrange me?
What a dumb ****
What else have you got to say for yourself?
Sexualizing women's bodies,
Your catcall can help **** oneself,
But it wouldn't be just your fault, it'd be everybody's.
May 10, 2018
May 10, 2018 at 2:31 PM UTC
You say you’re the GOAT,
and perceive yourself as oh so clever.
Like you’re the first one to come up with such an impeccable and hilarious acronym.
Impeccable: adj. in accordance with the highest standards;
Just like you, right?
“It’s a double entendre, get it?”
No, sorry, my femininity hinders my abilities of basic thought.
Tell me more…
******
You look like the kind of guy
that’s into S&M and taking MD.
Fittingly, you can **** My Metaphorical ****
Feb 27, 2018
Feb 27, 2018 at 9:38 PM UTC
Your opinion was not requested
Nor taken under advisement
But thanks anyways
Dec 29, 2017
Dec 29, 2017 at 6:35 PM UTC
Walking down the street after clubbing
I see you, and you say some
particularly nasty things.
Your barbs, dressed as compliments
attempt to bring me down
after I've had so much fun
partying through the town.
But today of all days, I'm feeling good.
Let's talk.
Surprised, you lean back a bit in fear,
and as you balk
I say...
"Listen to me
you partially evolved orangutan.
If you ever so much as breathe in my direction,
I will bury my five inch heels down your ********
through your uretha, up through your *****
and make our encounter a brief vasectomy.
Afterwards I would perform a laminectomy
if it wasn't for the fact that you never had a spine to begin with.
************
I will rewrite your entire digestive system
from the inside out
to make you live up to the fact that all you do
is talk ****
And after I've so broken your ego
to the extent that I gently lick your tears from your face
my amigo,
I will walk away as you are reduced to a puddle of slime,
you sentient pile of ******
You break down and cry,
and with a smile so wry,
I walk away satisfied.
I stride with fire.
Nov 6, 2017
Nov 6, 2017 at 12:24 PM UTC
Your the hot sauce in my life.
Full of red and fiery sight.
Cool to the touch all most as ice.
Yet neat and calm always winning any fight.
Mar 30, 2017
Mar 30, 2017 at 10:00 AM UTC
You know
It's like you holding into something.
Unseen. Untouchable. Unnoticed.
But you keep holding it.
Unstoppable. Undescribeable. Unbearable.
-dlx
Jul 14, 2016
Jul 14, 2016 at 12:57 PM UTC
Harmonica and strums sail my shores
Tell my whole clan sonny, he ain't good
That I met a troller under a sycamore
He passed me all the love as he veiled
We walked around,camouflaged by leaves
Tell mummy he was a preacher's son
A soul that was open and hid it's stick
Unharmonised in accapellas I drowned
Swingers of melodic stormy strings
Tell sassy to keep her tassels tucked
To calm her tussles and noisy gongs
Shake on the octave of the beats
Whisked dreams of the lost yesterdays
Tell Jimmy to listen to her heart raise
Tie her down, bring her back home
Liberate and let her fly like a wild bird
Apr 28, 2016
Apr 28, 2016 at 6:42 PM UTC
"Slay the beast! Salty, sassy and saucy."
-Lindsay the only person who slays better than me
Mar 1, 2016
Mar 1, 2016 at 10:57 AM UTC
Make me or break me
You can know that once you're through with me
I will make every straight girl question her sexuality
And only taste one for the rest of my life
Because I am a loyal *****
And you are a town ****
Feb 7, 2016
Feb 7, 2016 at 12:59 AM UTC
The warmth of her body numbs my nerves
The soft feeling of her skin against mine
Suddenly all the worries in the world seem to disappear
Holding me tight as I feel her chest move slowly with each breath
How I wish I could of stayed in her arms
To remain in that moment forever and ever
Her eyes are bluer than the sky and ocean combined
Her black hair waves like a silky night
Though sassy at times I still see her beautiful soul
How can one person make me feel so wanting
Wanting to be with her for as long as my heart beats
I want to be one with her and share all my secrets
To experience new things by her side
She makes my bleary thoughts clear from the sound of her laugh
Her smile boils my blood as it takes away the sadness
She was named after the moon
And I a warrior
She comes from the South
And I the North
Yet so far apart we share so much
Take me away my sweet
For I will always promise to love your beautiful presence
And forever whisper your name in my dreams
Luna
May 11, 2015
May 11, 2015 at 12:55 AM UTC
Hollow words are easy to swallow
Is that why you choke
On the truth?
Feb 21, 2015
Feb 21, 2015 at 2:28 PM UTC
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
How many girls,
have you said that to?
You're always pleading,
saying its true.
Give me one good reason why, I should believe you.
Jan 22, 2015
Jan 22, 2015 at 11:06 AM UTC
No it's fine
continue ignoring me when our eyes meet
I have nothing to say to you
but it's funny
how much I could say to her..
Jan 9, 2015
Jan 9, 2015 at 5:05 PM UTC
Tingling alarm,
burning eyes,
sassy is out,
in my mind.
**** long hair,
short skirt,
dark music,
pale skin.
Salty humor,
seriously sweet,
sparkling aura,
on high-heels.
Knocking on hearts,
Opening doors,
Shivering crowds,
Dancing all floors.
Sight sets on me,
Fountains of youth,
Brilliance in her steps,
Each marked with truth.
Tied by her beauty,
My soul's reeling in,
Tossing and turning,
The lure, deady sin.
Nov 20, 2014
Nov 20, 2014 at 2:05 PM UTC
Whiskey
In pale fragile hands
Eyes
Stuck on the boy in front
A smile
Sassy enough to fascinate
Stories
Untold but always kept in mind
Jul 8, 2014
Jul 8, 2014 at 3:53 PM UTC
A rose is soft
A rose smells sweet
A rose has thorns
A rose grows tall
A rose is pretty
But boy, I am no rose.
I am not a fragile flower
I am not so sweet
My thorns are not so obvious
And how dare you imply
That I am as simple as a rose
For a rose will die
It cannot survive the storm
A rose will crumble
In the summer heat
I am not so weak
My skin is rough from work
Not soft like a rose
And I doubt you have ever
Brought a rose's petals
Up to your ignorant nose
A rose does not have blemishes
Or scars or character
Like I do. No a flower
Does not think for itself
I will never be like a rose for you
You call me rose
Because I am a girl
But a girl is not a flower
And this girl does not like flowers
So do not utter
The stereotypical words
You think (without much thought)
I must want to hear
If you do I will throw that rose on to the dirt and stomp on it.
I am not a rose.
May 17, 2014
May 17, 2014 at 10:47 PM UTC
there's a girl whom we both know
a demon in disguise
and though she sweetly smiles at me
it never meets her eyes
she looks at you with longing
on her face, as clear as day
pretends to like the things you like
repeats the things you say
she likes to give me daggers
when she thinks you cannot see
but though she thinks she's got it all
she simply isn't me.
Nov 25, 2013
Nov 25, 2013 at 3:13 PM UTC