#profession
A man I know went to confession
He told the priest of his obsession
of nuns dressed in latex
Making big paycheques
Taking part in a second profession
Feb 28
Feb 28, 2026 at 12:13 PM UTC
To stay relevant
in any profession
ya gotta stay active
Mar 1, 2025
Mar 1, 2025 at 11:03 AM UTC
In my work I can
add trumps and do everything --
if it comes off well.
Jul 26, 2023
Jul 26, 2023 at 3:40 AM UTC
Here is a carrot
we made it from sticks
eat it
eat the stick carrot
or by gosh
we’ll hit you with
this stick
which is not made of carrots
now
here’s a survey about how you feel
which we also made from sticks
although
it doesn’t matter if it’s glass or gold
we won’t look at it anyway
so
eat the stick carrot
and try not to look over there
where they’ll give you actual carrots
and sticks are frowned upon
oh
you’ve gone
Sep 10, 2021
Sep 10, 2021 at 12:50 PM UTC
Maybe Dracula
was a phlebotomist.
In which case,
he was only doing his job,
and pretty well, at that!
Nov 12, 2019
Nov 12, 2019 at 12:48 PM UTC
As I sat by the window sill
Decked in grey garb
Listening to adumbrations
And other grey garbage,
My eyes were drawn beyond the room,
Out across an odd sea of serrated roofs
Till I saw,
On a sandy patch of land
Ten boys and a ball.
I sat between my passion and my profession,
Peering out the window of my profession.
I watched engrossed, my passion
Bib around my neck,
Boots upon their feet.
“LD/HCR/.... “
The court clerk cried.
I profess passion for another profession,
I’m not a professional at my passion,
But I can profess my profession passionately!
And so I rise...
“May it please this honourable court...”
And it was ******
Sep 24, 2018
Sep 24, 2018 at 2:35 PM UTC
A teacher is honored
adored and idolized,
A doctor considered almighty
and worshiped into.
An engineer portrayed
as the pillars of future,
A bureaucrat painted
like a messenger from above.
But little does the world know
the truth of the twilight,
everyone coming here for services
under the low lit alleys.
Alleys that are always looked below
ironically are the alleys of forbidden pleasure,
all i am is just another soul
working to feed her kind
Abused shamed and discriminated
forced to bear an illicit fruit
only to realize she shares the same plight as mine
and yet i put on a smile to serve every night
only to pave a different path, a path
abiding the "NORMS" of society.
Sep 22, 2018
Sep 22, 2018 at 1:52 PM UTC
An udder of lies
A profession
You are an utter lung
Fresh of breath
You prove yourself
Over and over
To be evident and no false seller
But a greeder within me
That I offer meals no longer
Stirs in its dormancy
Alters in recognition of you :
Double Tongue
Jun 28, 2018
Jun 28, 2018 at 10:19 PM UTC
Gloved hands flex in umbra of night
a cot rocks, glittering in the rays of moonlight
baby coos, shaking its rattle
the leathery hands stalk the craddle
finding their prey, the gloves seek the neck
like guillotine, they reap
... they reap
Every idea meets this end
Every dream of mine every prayer
In infancy they glow then glow no more
throttled by shame, they break
chastised by fear, they fade
I would rock them, nestled in coaxing arms, close to my heart
the clock chimes its hour with pride and finality
at midnight, the reaping begins
upon the witching hour, my dreams are snuffed
and nightmares usurp their place.
Is it torment to expect more of myself?
Content to write poetry and leave epic tales of heroes and nemeses to doom and dust?
How many old lovers have I professed my dreams to
how many friends have I bored with my tales
how many family members smiled as I asserted my storytelling chops
only so I could stop, even before the period could halt the last sentence of the novel, thwarting its purpose.
How many heroes clambered upon my doorstep
begging, pleading for me to pen their heroism
How many villains woke me up with their cackling
In the corner, sitting, their eyes glowing in the void of night,
smiling teeth too white
or too black
feathered hats bobbing as their malice peaks
when they hold snaking knives to my throat
and with morbid breath instruct,
"For the love of God..." they say,
"Paint me in a good light, but make my misdeeds known, **** you!"
And I would lay awake, dreaming of these worlds
until the clocks knell
knell
knell
knell
allowing the ebb of time
to wash away my desires, my talents
and the glistening, far-off worlds fade to nothing...
In the end, indeed,
even my mind fades
leaving nothing but a husk behind
and all who knew come to watch
hanging a tombstone upon my rigor mortis neck,
it reads the words,
"He tried, of course he tried
but the devil has his price,
and this poor soul couldn't make rent."
Dec 6, 2017
Dec 6, 2017 at 3:08 PM UTC
four decades of professional life
considered with benevolence
(how else …?)
have altogether
not turned out so badly
even though no party politics
helped me climb the ladder
of not so easy scholarly achievement
often in the beginning I discovered
that my politeness was mistaken
for simplicity
and so I had to learn a bit about
how I could stand my ground
to kick the shins of those who thought
they could step on my toes with cool impunity
until they noticed that they were mistaken
over the years I found my ways to garner
not everybody’s love
but their respect and recognition
which is what we all mostly need
eventually
May 17, 2017
May 17, 2017 at 4:00 AM UTC
Sa probinsiyang kinalakihan ko,
Bata man o matanda ay nagtatrabaho.
Sa lugar kung saan marami ang tanim na tubo,
Lahat ay maagang gumigising at nagbabanat ng buto.
Sa malawak na lupain sinimulan nilang magtanim,
Mula umaga, tanghali, at hanggang pagsapit ng dilim.
Hindi inaalintana ang init, sakit, at hapdi na kinikimkim,
Maitawid lamang sa gutom ang pamilyang pinatitikim.
Kahit kapiranggot man ang kanilang kinikita,
O minsan wala talagang may madudukot sa bulsa,
Ngiti sa kanilang labi'y hindi mawala-wala,
Pagka't pamilya ay tunay na mahalaga sa kanila.
Puso ko'y nahahabag, nalulungkot, at nagsusumamo,
Sanay mapansin sila ng mga tao sa gobyerno,
Dagdagan sana nila ang kita ng mga manggagawang sinsero,
Sa pagtatrabaho nang buong puso at may totoong prinsipyo.
Magsasaka man sila, **** haciendero, o barbero,
Pantay-pantay sana ang pagtingin natin sa mga ito.
Kung wala sila, paano ang bansa natin aasenso?
Manggagawa po sila, nilikha ng Diyos bilang tao.
Nawa'y mapakinggan bawat nilang gusto,
Itaas ang kita ng manggagawang Pilipino.
Kumilos na sana ang ating gobyerno,
Huwag nilang hayaang sila'y magpakalayo-layo.
Aug 12, 2016
Aug 12, 2016 at 6:28 PM UTC
*A CV's like a baby, it has to
first sit before it crawls and
then it stands before it walks...
step by step till it's grown
and too fat for its
bearer to carry.
Some skip a stage,
but such a miracle's
rare even in the
professional
and business
world.*
May 31, 2016
May 31, 2016 at 12:44 PM UTC
I once professed my love to the wind...
I had professed that I admired the way
it had caressed my face.
The way it cupped my cheeks
and combed through
my tousled hair.
I once professed my love to the wind...
I had professed that I was infinitely enamoured
with its playful but gentle ways.
The way it would upset
the serenity of my clothes.
The way it would engulf me cool
on a hot sunny day.
I once professed my love to the wind...
I had professed that I get addicted to the way
it would reach into my lungs
and abscond with my breath.
Leaving me asphyxiated for a brief moment
before mischievously
introducing new air;
hale and fresh.
I still profess my love to the wind...
I'd profess my adoration for the way
she fills my sails full
and my heart full of hope.
For I am a lone sailor
in a crowded ocean.
Sailing in a vessel bound for nowhere...
Traversing time and space
with my love, my breeze...
my air.
.
Feb 22, 2016
Feb 22, 2016 at 11:28 AM UTC