#pickup
There’s an NFL game on tonight at 9pm.
It’s the playoffs, from Denver to Paris via VPN
The Patriots and the Broncos will galdiate to win
a chance to be in the Super Bowl again.
I used to be a big ‘pats’ fan
back when Tom Brady was ‘the man.’
I’ve read it will be super cold - but these are two cold weather teams.
Go Patriots, Go Seahawks! (the Seahawk game is on too late for me).
“You’re SO excitable” Peter (my bf) teased.
As I set out the popcorn bowls, hours early.
He’s a basketball guy - but no one’s perfect.
Personally speaking, basketball’s hard to watch
with all of those sneakers squeaking.
Speaking of games, Here are some of the best pickup lines
I’ve heard lately - in a cafe across from campus, no less.
(Euro-guys are such schmoozers). Here we go:
You’re in med-school, Ya? Well, I hurt myself falling for you.
Your pants are mirror-like, I can see myself in ‘em.
If I rub you, I bet ALL of my dreams will come true
You’re like Google, you’re everything I’ve been searching for.
Are we in the same lab? Cause you and I’ve got chemistry.
If YOU were my homework, I'd do you EVERY night
“I’m pursuing a close relationship,” I say, not making direct eye contact. “Sorry,” I shrug, “it’s a closed world.”
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A song for this:
Walk On By by Jonathan Butler
Walk On By by Lola Young 🅴
Walk On By by Asleep at the wheel
Jan 25
Jan 25, 2026 at 11:06 AM UTC
with light there is darkness,
but in those rainy days, the
moments that are pitch black
no escape from the mind, alone.
I find my voice in the static,
pickup the pen, and I write.
Aug 20, 2025
Aug 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM UTC
I want to kiss your lips someday
To feel your taste in a French way
Your satisfaction brings me joy
My tongue is better than your toy
Jun 19, 2025
Jun 19, 2025 at 7:02 AM UTC
There are 4 billion men
And all they think that you're a 10
And all they want so many things
Such as to offer you a ring
Or maybe take you on vacation
Where you'll receive all the temptation
Or treat you well like their baby
And buy you clothes or diamonds daily
Your red flag is to be amazing
Coz all the guys are getting crazy
And all the guys are feeling blue
Coz only one will stay with you
I want to be the only one
Who does those things all of them want
I want to see you gorgeous smile
My heart is broken if you cry
Your heart and body are so great
To meet you that day was my fate
I want to have you by my side
To have you one day as my bride
Jun 14, 2025
Jun 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM UTC
Your heart is bigger than the ocean
I like to watch your gait motion
The most important what you've got
Is your cute face and your big ****
Jun 9, 2025
Jun 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM UTC
Buong umaga nakapikit,
Maghapong walang dilat,
Magdamag na natutulog,
Araw-araw 'di nagigising,
Ganyan ako,
Patay na...
Patay na patay sa'yo~<3
Jan 18, 2019
Jan 18, 2019 at 11:37 AM UTC
His hands on my hips as he says he can pick me up and I look at him in disbelief but my eyes are daring him to try.
His arms wrapped around me in a playful choke hold as I, a giggling mess, try to get away.
His lips soft but fierce, are smiling against my neck as I squeal and roll away from him and manage not to fall off the bed.
His voice as he speaks and laughs and sometimes giggles is what makes me smile on the inside.
His heart is trying to trust me but is unsure. His actions are very clear but he is guarded. If I didn't know him I'd think he was playing me but he is trying.
Therefore, I am not giving up.
Dec 21, 2017
Dec 21, 2017 at 2:37 PM UTC
Walk up to a girl
Wherever you're at
Whether it's a club or a flat
Approach her convivially
Don't state any word trivially
Ask if she's the middle of the month
Because she's a ten out of ten
Tell her you dislike the rating system
Later on.
Smoothness is key
Oct 12, 2017
Oct 12, 2017 at 7:25 PM UTC
-Lyrix (Country Music)
Thinkin' 'bout
leavin' here today
Packin' my pickup
and rollin' away
Giddiup Go
get outta' your way
Thinkin' 'bout
leavin' here today
Before you leave
you best think it over
'cause when you leave
you know your gone
Think you'll leave your
troubles behind you
but when you leave
your problems ride along
Darlin' you know
that I love you
for all time
and forever more
But I can't just sit
in the darkness cryin'
prayin' your love will
shine once more
So I'll just get up
and leave it all behind
get out there
and see what I find
Ask the Lord
to be my guide
every step
and every mile
Maybe I'll find
my baby's love
in God's good time
Thinkin' 'bout leavin'
here today
Packin' my pickup
and rollin' away
Giddiup Go
get outta' your way
Thinkin' 'bout leavin'
here today
When you smile
the world smiles
with you
Frown and moan
your on your own
When you shed
your tears of sorrow
Honest and true
You know the Good Lord
He's lookin' on
Thinkin' 'bout leavin'
here today
Packin' my pickup
and rollin' away
Giddiup Go
get outta' your way
Thinkin' 'bout leavin' here today.
Good Lord willin'
and the creeks don't rise.
-R.
(11)
-LA
Sep 1, 2017
Sep 1, 2017 at 10:24 PM UTC
We are a version that is dictated
by ourselves, not others dictations.
We write the verses of our own lives,
scripting every contemplation of decisions.
Never rely on the words of others to
push you where you want, need to be.
No one is throwing pennies into the bowl
of pity, only you can rise above your failings.
But you reach with each moment, sweat and
reflections of when you fell down picking
yourself up. Higher than when you collected
back to reality, and believe when you rise above.
*"We may get knocked down, but only we
can raise above where we fell,*
"Be brighter than the shadows others put upon you,
Jul 31, 2017
Jul 31, 2017 at 3:10 PM UTC
Just feel like the way you're approaching me right now
doesn't reflect the way I'm trying to be perceived
you know?
telling me how **** I am
doesn't make me feel like you see the God in me
or like that's something you wish to see.
Now I don't think there's a problem with being ****
I embrace my femininity wholeheartedly
and **** is just a pretty cool aspect
that I reckon shines a light on what you think are my assets
but please...
See, it's hard for me to take that as a compliment.
Why don't you lead me to believe there's more to YOU than what meets the eye?
and although I know that you're just reflecting the view that has just met your eye oblige me by taking a moment to think before you speak.
Even still
nonetheless
I have a solid idea as to why...
Cause you see these girls on instagram and facebookin their thighs
and *******
and booties
for 300 likes
**** girl you ****
"he he thanks, boo! "
don't let that crap lead you to believe I like it too
I feel sorry for that girl
the one who has to use her body to feel accepted in this world
the girl who needs some real love but outside acts sadiddy
not until she sees those likes to finally feel pretty
exposing her surfaces 'cause her insides are...
I digress, when you approach me that way it's not cool
just as you judge me by the things I say, I judge you.
and I feel you,
you probably aren't even looking for all that
you don't care about my God or my mind or my passions
but the least you can do, stranger, is respect my personhood
and get to know me just enough to gauge what might've been my reaction
cause that, "hey **** is not how I want to be addressed.
there's so much more to this body than what's under my dress
So, blatantly, I'm unimpressed by your ability to state the obvious
I'm tired of dudes looking at me like I'm crazy when I politely say, "I'd rather not be called that."
Like I just dissed a blessin'
Like the woman that always complains that, "men ain't nothin'.''
"I was just trying to pay you a compliment."
Huh? Oh yeah, THAT'S really something.
if you have any interest in me is that the best you can do?
So, yeah, I know right off the bat I'm not the one for you.
It's not my fault your perception has been skewed
that you still haven't been schooled
that this message is just now getting to you
you're part of that world that's still chasing the cool
using the tools that were forged for some girl whose cup isn't full
And again there's nothing wrong with being told that I'm ****
but I'd rather hear it from a man that already gets me
and knows that not just my high heels and my dress me
but the heart in my chest me
and the sound of my voice
my word choice, my corny jokes,
my thirst for spiritual growth, my softened heart toward the weak,
my intellect, my integrity--that's what makes me-me.
that's what makes me
****
They're one in the same,
And you can't possibly know all that before you know my first name.
Jan 3, 2016
Jan 3, 2016 at 1:36 AM UTC
I never mastered the grind.
That won every girls affection.
I guess it's really quite difficult.
When you become your own deflection.
Once I was that nineteen year old.
Drunk and disorderly.
Grinding on your back.
You got bored of me.
Sure its fun - for both it seems.
Sometimes it's a horrid match.
A silly game with an undefined winner.
Sometimes it's all you need to land your catch.
But as you grow you see things clearly.
The smoke machined air thins and the lights begin to brighten.
You see the complexity of your dilemma.
You've assumed you'd get it all - what a great big error.
You want the beauty you've desired night long.
But you've gone about it all wrong.
You want the companion most never find.
But will she see it or remain blind.
It seems one is possible.
Where do I go to be one whole person?
Aug 8, 2015
Aug 8, 2015 at 1:16 PM UTC
Drinking gone too far
Drunk fat girl you complete me
Wake up. That's a man
Jun 23, 2014
Jun 23, 2014 at 7:16 PM UTC