#nintendo
I pushed my heart through a screen door,
it landed in pieces on your new keyboard.
The switches got stuck with my blood and guts,
making it hard for you to say so long,
good luck.
But I was already rendered obsolete before you left the checkout line
at the upside-down best buy;
claiming rights to something you never intended to
take home for much longer than a night,
maybe i was a rental;
but didn't know it at the time.
Still leaking;
I walked slowly to the back of the store
and found a broken light-bulb there,
still flickering like the ghost of nintendo;
wondering to itself
why the coil wasn't connected,
I said, "Me too;
wouldn't you like to get out,
maybe go for a walk
to the discoteque?"
It said "Sure."
and then cut me with its electric-glazed,
doughnut-halo,
broken xbox controller
stupor, pretending that it's alright
to play until 5am, with the lights
often broken themselves,
and we wouldn't ever tell ourselves to reset,
only to plug in.
May 13
May 13, 2026 at 9:09 PM UTC
Lighter than a feather, glorious weather,
A systematic ground pound of a Nintendo flashback, nostalgic like it's bound in leather.
"Are you cannon or thunder?" Both in a BOGO and I'd have to tip my hat to that, if I wore one, you make me wonder
If I did, would it be red? And would I be singing, gleefully, "it's a me!"
Where is joy's urgency?
When will they arrive?
Meanwhile, my interests are like intermingling strings,
To each their own periodic surfacing,
every half decade adding another to the party, every half decade since I've been alive.
Oh, and as an addendum,
Dance like there's no choreography.
Swim like there's no shark!
We're after ghosts hiding in the fog,
Whispers in the dark,
Whispers riding refracted light beams, somewhere between the faucet, the curtain, and the stream
of water.
We may mean different things when we speak of "contemplation"
A different person when we say "father"
(but I know even now you catch my drift)
I only hope we can create something,
something of an experience for our friends, a gift to lift the spirits!
Most things sound like a better idea than the work they take to be accomplished.
I guess that's why most only chase a few,
But I shall endlessly sink my teeth into more than I can chew!
After all, why not?
Perhaps I'm a glutton for life,
"And how much death does it take to feed a glutton?"
But to compensate I will aim to be properly orientated, straight and true!
Until I get distracted and forget to tie my shoe.
And as I lean down to tie, I look back on life.
But for there to be nostalgia, there must first be joy,
and right now, joy! Dang it, man, where are you?
Oct 14, 2024
Oct 14, 2024 at 6:18 PM UTC
Certain people hate the Wii U, they call it a piece of crap.
But I like the game console and I think it got a *** rap.
It's no XBOX One or PS4 but it's not an abomination.
I believe it was good and that's not an exaggeration.
Yes, a few of its games do stink, especially Paper Mario: Color Splash.
When I played that game, I'd get so mad that I wanted to throw it in the trash.
Nintendo released the Switch after they axed the Wii U.
People hated the console and so it was discontinued.
I hated to see the Wii U fail, it has become another Dreamcast.
Certain people hated the Wii U and now it's a thing of the past.
Dec 1, 2019
Dec 1, 2019 at 10:03 PM UTC
Back in the nineties, a video game was made that was called 'Mario is Missing'.
But the game was changed, the original title was going to be 'Mario is Pissing'.
In the game, Luigi has to find his brother who is taking a ****
But they learned that people would've been offended by this.
They changed it because it would've been offensive to watch Mario ***
They changed it because that was something nobody would want to see.
In addition to seeing Mario *** people would've seen his tiny *******
And Luigi would've laughed because Mario's ***** is only half an inch long.
Luigi would've belittled Mario and he would've laughed until he lost bladder control.
People would've also seen Luigi **** because his brother's **** is smaller than a tootsie roll.
Nov 4, 2019
Nov 4, 2019 at 7:31 AM UTC
I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach.
But she's about as warm and caring as a blood ******* leech.
After killing seven fake Bowsers, I finally destroyed the real one.
I did it to save Peach but it was something I shouldn't have done.
She turned out to be a snob, she called me dumb and Luigi dumber.
She said that we're worthless in her eyes because we're just plumbers.
I had to fight turtles and Goombas and I told her that I deserved to be thanked.
She said that I'm dust beneath her feet and I decided that she should be spanked.
I put her over my knee and I spanked that soft ***
She cried and cried which proves that she has no class.
I was only given a few lives and I had to travel through thirty-two levels to be able to win.
I would've dumped Peach in the lava instead of Bowser if I had things to do over again.
Sep 1, 2019
Sep 1, 2019 at 10:04 AM UTC
His name is Mario Mario and he was Nintendo's mascot.
He used to be Nintendo's biggest star but now he's not.
Nintendo fired Mario when they learned that he has a Playstation 4.
They didn't want an employee who plays the games of a competitor.
He thought Luigi would take up for him but he's the one who turned Mario in.
When Mario got done with him, he was sorry and he won't betray Mario again.
When Luigi turned his brother in, Nintendo agreed to let Luigi take his place.
After Mario beat Luigi senseless, he started jumping up and down on his face.
Luigi learned that turning his brother in was a really stupid thing to do.
Mario broke several of Luigi's body parts and his face looks like an old shoe.
Mario believes that Nintendo is dumb because they made his first and last names the same.
And the entire world is shocked because there will be no future Mario games.
Aug 25, 2019
Aug 25, 2019 at 9:02 PM UTC
People are like Pokemon
and I'm the trainer.
This time it's my story
being played by 7.8 billion people
Unfortunately,
I appear to have broken
a max repel in my backpack
and everyone keeps
leaving, fleeing or disappearing
I guess I'll catch the few
that stick around anyways
Jul 20, 2019
Jul 20, 2019 at 12:43 AM UTC
Some people didn't like it, it's a game that certain people detest.
I'm talking about the NES game 'Castlevania II: Simon's Quest'.
I bought this game in 1989 on the last day of June.
I bought it 30 years ago today in the evening or late afternoon.
It's a game where you must discover things and go exploring.
Some people say it ***** but those are the ones I'm ignoring.
You have to go in castles and collect Dracula's body parts.
You have to collect his nail, eyeball, rib, ring and his heart.
You collect Dracula's body parts in order to **** him.
Certain people hate this game but I think it is a gem.
Before playing other Castlevania games, I played this one first.
Out of all of the Castlevania's made, it certainly isn't the worst.
Jun 30, 2019
Jun 30, 2019 at 5:29 PM UTC
Hours. Days. Weeks.
I can’t get the time back
spent on a nintendo DS
talking to no one
lost to myself
Don’t even like playing
but being in another world
where I could control my life
kept me there for months
Aug 9, 2018
Aug 9, 2018 at 4:07 PM UTC
You helped me stand but then you would push me down
You were my king but now you're a peasant with a shattered crown
I use to play trick or treat with my heart
You played me like an old Nintendo 64 from the start
You were always player one
Never satisfied when you won
Your eyes grew more desolate
I would still believe in you so I would wait...
But no longer do you have control
I have a new strong real love to dole
You're game is over
And in the end I'm the one left with closure
May 18, 2018
May 18, 2018 at 11:36 AM UTC
I admit I do not understand
People staring at their hands
A tiny screen controls their eyes
Electronic lows and highs
Folks all wander to and fro
Directed by Pokémon Go
One's free will is all but dead
With Nintendo now deep in your head
It's great to be out in the sun
But, can you really call this fun
The best part though, I think to me
Is the collisions between man and tree
Jul 14, 2016
Jul 14, 2016 at 12:01 AM UTC
Yesterday was not a fun day.
I saved the (my) world
but not the princess
She's on a different planet
Trapped in another castle.
Waiting for me
To fight my way through
Every demon that's ever
been in our way.
And I do promise,
that I'll break those shackles free.
I may not be your modern day Mario
but there's no Bowser this time -
I wouldn't be scared if there was.
Because; Zelda. Meet your Link
The Master-sword on my back means
There's no challenge I won't accept.
That I won't over-come.
Yes, she might be an angel
Sent down the heavens.
But me? I am Kratos.
The God of War.
So you can bet your ***
I will destroy every thing
In my path towards her,
and nothing will stop me.
She doesn't even know she's a princess
It's your classic tale.
*Yet I wouldn't have it any other way,
Meet your knight in shining armor.*
Sep 25, 2015
Sep 25, 2015 at 9:00 PM UTC