#murphys
By Roger Turner and Miike Hauser
I don't know where I'm going
But I do know where I've been
They say the road is paved with gold
But my road's paved with tin
There's a dark cloud hanging over me
It's there each and every day
It doesn't matter what I do
I think it's here to stay
I live beneath a dark cloud
Looks like it's gonna rain
I live beneath a dark cloud
It gives no joy just pain
Nothing ever works out right
I'm Murphy's Law for real
Toss out the banana
Save the peel for later spills
If you think everything goes wrong
For me you would be right
All I do is play along
I do it out of spite
Feb 12
Feb 12, 2026 at 10:28 AM UTC
If you yourself are a charity case, don't give to charities.
Book of Murphy chapter 3:80
Dec 31, 2024
Dec 31, 2024 at 5:12 PM UTC
If you're going to stab a voodoo doll, you might want to make sure it doesn't look like yourself.
Book of Murphy chapter 3:07
Aug 1, 2024
Aug 1, 2024 at 9:29 PM UTC
If you're going to pull the arrow out, replug the hole with your finger.
Book of Murphy chapter 16:02
Jul 25, 2024
Jul 25, 2024 at 10:07 PM UTC
If thou wanders the world with the wrong philosopher,
thou might fall off the edge.
Book of Murphy chapter 13:08
Jul 3, 2024
Jul 3, 2024 at 6:14 PM UTC
If thou is going to make friends with the cannibals bring seasoning to trade.
Book of Murphy chapter 13: 05
May 30, 2024
May 30, 2024 at 3:18 AM UTC
Only the paranoid will rule the underdark within their little bunkers and the wise will stay within the sun's light.
Book of Murphy chapter 13:04
May 28, 2024
May 28, 2024 at 8:48 PM UTC
When standing on Occam's razor thou shall, not try to tip the scales in their favor.
Murphy's laws chapter 13:02
May 24, 2024
May 24, 2024 at 1:05 AM UTC
Murphy's law shelby are shepherd,
we shall not tempt,
for to tempt is stupidity and irony.
Book of Murphy's Laws chapter 13:13
May 24, 2024
May 24, 2024 at 12:15 AM UTC
Well that was awkward
and uncalled for.
Book of Murphy's laws chapter 13:01
May 24, 2024
May 24, 2024 at 12:46 AM UTC
Murphy got wary
he shot himself in the leg
we all hailed Mary
Jun 28, 2021
Jun 28, 2021 at 1:18 PM UTC
dropkick Murphys.....smoky pubs, height of Irish rough voiced songs, Celtic gifts
Jun 20, 2020
Jun 20, 2020 at 3:42 PM UTC
Today was hard, I felt detached.
I didn't notice my socks weren't matched.
I spilt some ketchup on my shirt,
And dropped my lunch into the dirt.
Later in, to increase my doom,
I locked my pack inside the room.
I've been good, as good as can be,
So why, Mr. Murphy, is this happening to me?
I've had it up to here! This is the last straw!
I'm sick of being picked on by Mr. Murphy's Law!
Aug 26, 2018
Aug 26, 2018 at 1:22 AM UTC
What can go wrong,
Will go wrong;
That is what Murphy said.
So if I can be strong,
I will be strong,
Rather than be dead.
Dec 26, 2015
Dec 26, 2015 at 11:08 PM UTC
Would you like some Opportunity?:
Make the Opportunity inopportune!
Apr 4, 2014
Apr 4, 2014 at 6:51 PM UTC