#lewd
Is it too much to want
his lips against mine?
Is it too much to want
his hand in mine?
Is it too much to want
to feel him next to me?
Is it too much to want
him to ruin me?
Is it too much to want
him?
Mar 18
Mar 18, 2026 at 2:25 PM UTC
I am ravenous for the space between us to collapse.
I ache for the savage bite of his teeth
pressed hungrily to the throbbing pulse of my neck,
reminding me that I am nothing but flesh, fever, and desperate ache.
I want his fingers to leave bruises like ink
across my ribs—branding me with possession,
written in the language of a slow, deliberate wreck.
Drag me into the shadows where the light surrenders.
I crave the salt of his sweat on my tongue,
the heavy, rhythmic weight of him
pinning me to the cold stone floor until
I forget where my skin ends, and his hunger devours me.
It is a frantic, starving thing,
this need to be unraveled and ravaged by him.
There is no room for slow and gentle in this ruin.
I want to feel the marrow in his bones
shudder against mine,
to hear his breath turn into a ragged snarl
As he claims every trembling inch of me.
Let the world rot outside these walls.
Inside, there is only the slick, frantic friction of us,
the scent of musk and old iron,
and the absolute, violent demand
that he will never, ever let me slip from his grasp.
Feb 14
Feb 14, 2026 at 7:24 PM UTC
There once was a fella from France
Who'd dance a libidinous dance:
He'd focus the eyes
Of the club on his thighs,
Then dance himself out of his pants.
Oct 13, 2024
Oct 13, 2024 at 12:37 PM UTC
Limericks VII - Naughty, ***** Risque, Absurd
There continue to be modern sequels of the famous "Nantucket" limericks, including this ***** one of mine:
There was a lewd ***** from Nantucket
who intended to *** in a bucket;
but being a man
she missed the **** can
and her rattled john fled, crying: **** it!"
—Variation on a classic limerick by Michael R. Burch
Here's another take on a golden oldie:
There was an old man from Peru
who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He awoke one dark night
from a terrible fright
to discover his dream had come true!
—Variation on a classic limerick by Michael R. Burch
Here are some lewd, crude originals:
There once was a multi-pierced Bull,
who found playing hoops far too dull,
so he dated Madonna
but observed, “I don’t wanna
get married . . . the things she might pull!”
—Michael R. Burch
There once was a forward named Rodman
who said to his best man—“No problem!
When I marry Electra,
if the ring costs extra,
just yank a loop right off my **** man!”
—Michael R. Burch
A formidable pugilist, Mike,
in a fit of pique called his mom ****
She frowned ear to ear,
then said, “You listen here,
I can still whip your **** you dumb tyke!”
—Michael R. Burch
A cross-dressing dancer, “Dee Lite,”
wore gowns luciferously bright
till he washed them one day
the old-fashioned way ...
in bleach. Now he’s “Sister Off-White.”
—Michael R. Burch
There once was a bubbly bartender,
a transvestite who went on a ******
“So I cut myself off,”
she cried with a sob,
“There’s the evidence, there in the blender!”
—Michael R. Burch
Our president’s *** life—atrocious.
Asian markets are all hocus-pocus.
Politics—a shell game.
My brief moment of fame—
flashed by before Oprah could notice.
—Michael R. Burch
Bill Clinton's a man we admire;
his opinion polls soar ever higher.
He gets much more flack
for a Big Mac attack
than for his ****** high-wire.
—Michael R. Burch
There is a new term, “Clintonian,”
which means, “Stop your naggin’ and moanin’.
He’s only a man
doing all that he can
to put kneepads in the Smithsonian.!”
—Michael R. Burch
Low-T Hell
by Michael R. Burch
I’m living in low-T hell ...
My get-up has gone: Farewell!
I need to write checks
if I want to have ***
and my love life depends on a gel!
Grave Offense I
Is Ogden Nash gnashing his teeth,
upside-down in his grave, full of grief
that the term “limerick”
has been plagiarized? Quick—
dial 9-1-1; get the police!
—Michael R. Burch
Grave Offense II
Is Ogden Nash gnashing his teeth,
upside-down in his grave, full of grief
that his wit and his art
share this name I impart
to my “limerick?” Am I a thief?
—Michael R. Burch
Ghostbusters!
Is Ogden Nash gnashing his teeth?
Is his ghost rolling ’round in wild grief
that the Post would make crimes
of his “imperfect” rhymes?
Call Ripley’s—it stretches belief!
—Michael R. Burch
NOTE: The Washington Post in all its great wisdom would ban Ogden Nash’s imperfect rhymes from its limerick contests!
Keywords/Tags: limerick, nonsense, light, humor, humorous, *** naughty, risque, lewd, ***** ******
Apr 7, 2020
Apr 7, 2020 at 5:59 AM UTC
You kept on dreaming on what we could've never been.
I was forced to live in your lewd fantasy,
but alas, I fell in love the moment you took me in.
Your love for me was pure insanity,
but I must say I had more than one doubt.
You invaded the seams of my white satin dress,
tearing it apart piece by piece, dragging it to your lustful hideout.
Who knew taking one's innocence would be such a mess?
Sep 11, 2018
Sep 11, 2018 at 3:37 PM UTC
Piano keys all chipped and worn,
candle light sits before her.
Composition that's tattered and torn,
within a room of darkness.
goosebumps lay across her skin
as the night air creeps slowly in.
strands of brunette blur a vision
as fingers slay the keys.
Delicate, intricate moments at first,
Passion wells up inside.
from end to end, she can't contain it,
keys are beaten with concupiscent desire.
The melody she carries makes her hot,
the chords that ring hit her sweet.
Even within a room so dark,
she can really turn up the heat.
Feb 28, 2018
Feb 28, 2018 at 4:42 PM UTC
there is one point of no return
an escape from the usual routine
drawn by stir, shattered by reliance
acquiring such thing isn't so easy, but the conclusions draw to the final proclamation
disjointed wisdom of a young porcupine
kidnapped fugitive released... and *****
by the laws of nature and their own stupidity
they stood next to each other and turned their bodies into two viscid twines, let alone be tangled
the pair of two, an insoluble equation
touching.. feeling... nothing but them
the bodies are lost and departed from society
leaving them both for themselves, acting like ***** dogs, they begun to slowly achieve their amusement
Dec 1, 2017
Dec 1, 2017 at 10:54 AM UTC
Pull me by the arms
And tell me that you love me
As long as we're together
This game brings so much pleasure
Your soft skin against mine
makes me quiver
I love you more than anyone
So never let me go, never tell me you're done
Nov 15, 2017
Nov 15, 2017 at 12:04 PM UTC
Oh, my Medusa
That piercing, seductive stare
Gets me so rock hard.
"braullw nevae falls"
That's 'braille never fails',
Spelled by a blind man.
Matsuo Basho
Turns in his grave: first, five times
then seven, then five.
The dankest of ****
Floats slowly into my lungs
Oh wait...Asbestos.
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hehe wyd
Oct 19, 2017
Oct 19, 2017 at 10:30 AM UTC
You can right the wrongs,
Just get in my bed ****
And throw away your thongs.
I will be your buddy & dude,
I will take you for long,
And it would be so lewd.
Aug 16, 2017
Aug 16, 2017 at 10:32 PM UTC
*I applaud ***** even though her roommate is an *******
and she's constantly beaten up by a ****
she keeps her spirits high and she keeps right on moving...
I applaud you *****
Mar 1, 2017
Mar 1, 2017 at 9:06 PM UTC
Rumpel-Stilts-Kun*
Him and his thumb
Up in his ***
*** *** *** ***
Dec 7, 2015
Dec 7, 2015 at 4:56 AM UTC
I talked to a stranger
It was a gross conversation
But nevertheless fun
Talked about lewd things
Ended up with learning new stuff
I'd keep in mind
That green conversation we had
Could it be useful
For other stuff
Jun 2, 2015
Jun 2, 2015 at 9:23 AM UTC