#league
Sunday, the lads are on the pitch
they were ****** the night before
the other side look just as bad
not sure any are fit to score
The whistles blown, the ball is kicked
three players chase concentration on their faces
The keepers are leaning on goalposts
and seventeen are tying their laces
Number nine is running at goal
He must score, it's in the bag
the ball soars past the goalie
and hits the corner flag
By the half time wistle
there was one red card and four yellow
players were crawling off the pitch
the supporters were less than mellow
The full time score was a one all draw
the Ref blew for full time
the players headed for the bar
Twenty one pints and a lager and lime
Match clebrations went on for hours
though neither side had won
next Sunday they would play again
only to draw again, one, one
Jul 6, 2025
Jul 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM UTC
She's just so out my league.
So many guys want her-
Who’d consider any other?
Seems no one can have her.
She’s just so sunny sweet,
No other girl can compete.
All my friends and I must concede-
She’s out of my league.
She’s seems out of my league.
But is she out of my reach?
Those guys give her the eye—
Discouraged, won’t even try--
Feel I don't even qualify.
She always walks alone.
Maybe I could walk her home.
If I can see past her mystique
She’ll not be out of my league
“Nothing ventured, nothing gained”,
I told myself again and again.
I could strut beside her.
I should smile and talk to her;
Always be kind to her.
Gotta step up, swing for the fence-
Exercise some confidence.
Maybe I’ll slink away in shame;
Or I might set her heart aflame.
She's just out of my league,
But there's no mistake on trying
So this is me doing the impossible, applying,
Because after I confess we might flying
And I must avoid this pain and crying
And I'll deliver my own intrigue
Just to be on her league
Because she's just out of my league.
Mar 21, 2020
Mar 21, 2020 at 7:32 PM UTC
My little son plays football in a little league
his coordination is of a new born foal, his colleagues
on is almost the same as his
yet they score a lot of goals
This amazing feat I never see in any league.
Oct 9, 2019
Oct 9, 2019 at 3:27 AM UTC
Staring at the man
who wishes
for me to
sit down
I will crush it
that spherical demon
high strung with
cotton twine and pleather
Throw at me, bro!
Gaussian function
calculated velocity
ready to strike
Don't cross my domain
this is my house!
my sneer gets sneerier
my grip intensifies
KAPOWzawazzzzA!
the earth quakes
my energy released
Sixty feet to victory!
I move like the wind
of hurricane force
I feel a POP!
Thirty feet to saftey
I limp
back home
I'm too old for
this $hit!
Heat and ice
twice thrice
doctor's reason
out for the season
Sep 10, 2018
Sep 10, 2018 at 3:25 PM UTC
The Stage is set,
As they all leave their fountain,
Mindless hunks of flesh,
Coming down from the mountain.
And now the Curtain rises,
As the first one falls,
A flourish of death,
My one true Protocol.
Our performance begins,
As they blossom to life,
Once a pointless mortal,
Now true art in the afterlife.
Watch my Puppets Dance,
One, Two, Three, Four!
Sprouting, blooming into beauty,
Now this, I truly Adore.
Smiles, Everyone, Smiles!
Don't scorn me with those blood soaked eyes,
Your misery is my masterpiece,
Together we can harmonize.
I've outdone myself this time,
There is almost no more art to be made,
I've reflected on my pieces,
And I'm not done I'm afraid.
I cannot be good, I MUST be perfection,
As they all break out into a brawl,
From far off in the distance I whisper,
This is your curtain call.
Jul 9, 2018
Jul 9, 2018 at 10:50 AM UTC
Phrases heard In:
Black Jack,
League of Legends,
and The Bedroom.
"This is supposed to be a team game".
"Tap like this, to hit it".
"Let's Double up".
"I need a leash".
"No, no, no, never do that".
"That's everything I have"
"Forfeit Forfeit.. Just forfeit."
"There's no chance"
"Just keep trying! don't give up! we can do it!"
"It's just not in the cards, man".
"I wouldn't risk it".
"Never stray from your strategy"
"Push".
"just take the tip".
"Nice job!"
"We're ******
"We should end it".
"When you go in and out like that, it throws everything off".
"BUST, BUST, BUST, BUST"
"Awwwww".
"Okay, let's finish"
"Sup"
"I always end up on bottom".
"Hit me".
"Ace!"
"split them".
"stay in your lane"
"Stop being toxic".
"He busted!"
"We won!"
"this is a battle of attrition".
"I don't have enough money for that."
"I'll move to the middle"
"Look at this champion!"
"Consider yourself honored"
"You didn't listen, you should have listened".
"How do I play this, Champ?"
"Don't hit the 18!"
"Come onnnnn!!!! COME ON!"
****
"That was a terrible start"
"You got lucky"
"We got lucky"
"That was a hell of a match".
"Good game"
Apr 19, 2018
Apr 19, 2018 at 1:19 PM UTC
the Manly team racked up a big score by half time
they executed play with the brilliance of prime
Parramatta couldn't register one single point
their brand of league not of the try or goal anoint
when play resumed for the second half's concluding session
it was clear that the Manly Eagles would lead the procession
the Parramatta Eels were lacking game commitment
they needed possession of the ball's vital equipment
penalties and mistakes bought Parramatta dismay
of their play there'd be no hip hip hooray
the final tally showed Manly's field advantage
which was to the loser's woeful disadvantage
Mar 18, 2018
Mar 18, 2018 at 4:31 AM UTC
Casually not okay
I mean granted you’re allowed to say anything you say.
Yeah i know I’m not perfect I’m not preferred
And I’ll be honest it’s expected so it’s not like it actually hurts.
I’m not tall enough, I’m not strong enough.
Which makes dating pretty tough and rough.
Short guys get the short end of the stick
Fitting isn’t it?
I should work out more i should eat better.
Would that mean i could go get her?
She’s out of my league to begin with
And me, stealing her heart? That’s a myth.
I’m the one she’s interested in,
But I’m not the one she really likes.
Feb 15, 2018
Feb 15, 2018 at 10:51 PM UTC
"You are out of his league"
I know
"You used to date football and rugby players."
I know
But haven't you seen the way he looked at me
How he dolls me up in dresses
The snuggles. Wine. Abalone and caviar.
You haven't seen the way
He waits for me with roses at the station.
Massaging me on a Friday night, ripping off
his tie to cover me with kisses.
The way he calls me "Princess" and builds me a blanket fort
So what if he is below my league
if he is the one picking out shoes for me carefully
and the one who holds me
When I cry, tears streaming down like a baby
I have a high league.
I know falcons will circle beauty.
At Davos, or maybe Boao.
But he is not out of my league, He is the league
I belong to.
Snow boots and suits through the Swiss snow.
Just to tuck me in
where my heart is at home
Jan 27, 2018
Jan 27, 2018 at 9:31 AM UTC
2017 was a wonderful and joyful year,
All the happy moments and those filled with tears.
All wonderful things must come to end, so do not fear.
'17 is about to leave and '18 will soon be here.
A few tips for those whose intentions were unclear.
Confess to your crush in the awkward atmosphere,
whatever his/her answer may be, you must be persevere.
Love aside, your family is above all,
Once or twice a month, do not forget to call.
'17 will haunt you for your actions that seemed so small,
Commit the same mistakes and you WILL fall.
Cherish every friend, as each to their own story,
Listen and you will appreciate him/her greatly.
As to enemies, keep them closer
with time, they will be the reason you have grown stronger.
Dec 31, 2017
Dec 31, 2017 at 1:56 PM UTC
It was a blind pick type of match, premade
You're a full kit, a pro, a stunner
But my focus, my chase, my dive, my pathing
For you, my target, to you, my destination, were on lockdown
With a flash spell you summoned
I was instantly cast
Unsuspecting, you took me off guard
Hooked, gank, gap closer, leash, pull
I was a full tank
building up my defenses
MRes, taking care to keep myself safe from the ****
But I'm Rdy, a Sleeper OP
I'll Hold
I'll cover your lane
Defend your tower
Protect your base
A Rambo attempt; diving in alone
A Proxy strategy; high risk high reward
A Skillshot; an aim that can potentially miss
Say you'll commit,
That you won't retreat
Say that you'll fight
Until the battle is complete
To my Champion, my Main,
My FotM
FF; I surrender my heart
No DC, No MIA, No QQ
WP my love GJ
GL my love HF
Nov 5, 2017
Nov 5, 2017 at 10:21 AM UTC
urgot, u big oaf
do u want to eat another bread loaf?
ur just so fat
i hope ur not a democrat
because this spider
might cryder
if u dont hug janna
with a bannana
soraka is now sad
and that is bad
league of legends is gay
but we play every day
Jul 13, 2017
Jul 13, 2017 at 12:30 AM UTC
*I need to stop overthinking
and just pause for a moment,
...do something distracting
just become frozen.*
Nov 22, 2016
Nov 22, 2016 at 2:49 PM UTC
Skipper Kevin Sinfield
Rugby League man who’d never yield.
Inspiration to his team,
Leeds Rhinos: Living the Dream.
Paul Butters
Dec 23, 2015
Dec 23, 2015 at 5:32 PM UTC
I am Soraka Flocka Flame,
I go hard in the paint:
I'll make the bad guys go away
because I've got heals for days
that's right- look the other way
you can't handle this type of pain
I can tell that you're afraid.
Don't worry though because
I make everyone feel like this
all of your skill shots are amiss
and I bet I'm making you reminisce
about old times where you were fly
like the other game you played last night
but right now, I'm bringing you down
your teammates are calling you a clown
you're starting to believe you'll get reported
for f e e d i n g
Dec 8, 2015
Dec 8, 2015 at 6:15 PM UTC
Takin a spliff
after me ****
me got ta go runnin
for LoL is loadin
but me *** couldn't holdin
**** ***** THEY TOOK A TURRET
Sep 9, 2015
Sep 9, 2015 at 9:16 PM UTC
Everyone says My arms don't know how to hold you.
Jun 29, 2015
Jun 29, 2015 at 5:45 PM UTC
The room was dark,
and my screen was bright.
Pale hand on my mouse,
oh I was ready to fight.
"Welcome to the rift"
the game had began.
I bought my first items,
and to my lane I ran.
I made some bad calls,
but the team had my back.
The seconds passed us by,
the deaths started to stack.
Forty-two minutes in,
neck and neck we stood.
An ace would end the game,
yet neither of us could.
With dragon on the line,
both teams vied for power.
Fighting ensued and we had won,
for their ADC chose to cower.
Jun 10, 2015
Jun 10, 2015 at 6:40 PM UTC
Responsible for nothing why don't we fade
into oblivion together, draining the shame
ascribed to our names with the gaze of
the all-important outside eye?
Why don't we fall back from the game we play
when each move we make causes pain?
I am Not.
Never and Non.
Lost.
Troubled and Gone.
I am Not.
Never and Non.
Forever all,
Always for nothing
Til I'm troubled and gone.
Mar 28, 2015
Mar 28, 2015 at 5:57 AM UTC
Sergio Aguero:
He’s my hero.
Title-winner against QPR,
The man sure is a Super Star.
Paul Butters
Dec 24, 2014
Dec 24, 2014 at 3:29 PM UTC
You taught me how to be pro,
It's not like I was ever proficient,
Tibbers goes where he pleases.
But of course you knew that,
You've always been 100 percent-
Cheesey. And because of that,
You sound silly all the time.
Well, okay maybe that's a lie.
But you are a true goof ball.
And I know I'm a dork, but
You catch me when I fall.
And I love that about you.
Shh, that's supposed to be a secret.
Oh yeah, I mean.. it's not like I meant it.
We all know he's an idiot, right?
Wrong. But I won't keep going on.
What am I saying? My words are all over-
The place. Look me straight in the face.
I want you to know that I want to embrace-
You. But I'll give you your space, it's okay.
I don't need it.
My heart is
Complacent.
You are my-
Inspiration.
To land that stun.
You know I will.
We'll get the ****
Don't say you're done.
We got this Thunder Lord,
Now don't be blunt.
Tell me your opinons,
You know I want to hear em'
Whether it's about past topics,
Or about what I'm writing.
Tell me what you think about-
Anything, just don't get toxic.
Dec 20, 2014
Dec 20, 2014 at 2:22 PM UTC
Is something you called me once.
Is it so bad that I thought it was-
Adorable as **** I hope it's not,
Because that sure would ****
We use to be closer,
I wish that we still were.
But you and I are in-
different, time-zones that is.
My self confidence has lowered,
Since we've become distanced.
It's true Thunder Lord,
Do you fear my existence?
I wonder if you do.
While you're up top,
Being Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
You know I have no clue.
I'm gig- gig- giggling so hard,
Right now. Who knew that this,
Scrub Lord could be such a clown?
I guess I knew, somewhere deep down.
I feel pretty silly writing all of this now.
After all you've labeld me.
Which I've done to you as well.
But it sure as hell wasn't easy.
I wrote this kind of fast.
Using memories from,
The past. A past that
Includes you in the cast.
I hope you don't mind me,
Spilling all of this out now.
I just didn't know how to say-
This stuff, it's kind of sacred.
Like a cow is to someone who-
Believes in Hinduism. Oh man,
I feel like I'm crossing some lines,
So I'll finish up, just give me time.
But it is true,
I do miss you.
And I wonder,
If you miss me to.
I don't care about what's happened.
Really, it's in the past now.
And I don't go there that often.
Just when I need to remember something.
So tell me ol' Voli?
Am I still your Annie?
I am being so cheesey.
Just say you'll support me.
And I promise I'll carry-
You.
Dec 14, 2014
Dec 14, 2014 at 12:53 AM UTC
***** clacking
drinks pouring
8 ball in the
early morning
Breaks made
***** down
another chance to
win this round
**Welcome to the
Church Of All Angles**
Oct 28, 2013
Oct 28, 2013 at 10:12 AM UTC