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(the only question that ever mattered) Maybe that’s the only question anyone ever really needed to ask about Billy not “Is he gifted?” or “Is he applying himself?” or “Why does he always look surprised when the teacher calls his name?” not whether Billy was smart, or disciplined, or sensitive, or trying too hard, or not trying enough just: “Where the heck is Billy!? Is he present, or is his head in space again?” Because honestly, Billy was almost never where he was supposed to be. His body would be in math class, but his brain was thinking about whether dinosaurs could swim, or what he’d eat after school, or whether the goalie on his hockey team was secretly afraid of the puck (and honestly, probably was). Teachers cared about grades; Billy cared about snacks. Teachers cared about effort; Billy cared about whether Pokémon was on after school. He wasn’t wandering into genius thoughts. He wasn’t solving world problems. He was just gone mentally vacationing to wherever felt lighter than the moment. Even his friends joked about it. Someone would walk up and say: “Are you my cuzin Billy?” And while everyone else was laughing, Billy.... —usually late to the punchline— would perk up just in time to say: “Nope. Wrong Billy.” It was one of the few jokes he actually landed on purpose one of the rare questions he was sharp enough to answer because it was simple and didn’t require him to be fully present. Then came grade 7 French. Teacher says cinéma, Billy hears “something with cinnamon,” blurts out some cinnamon-related nonsense, and the whole room explodes. And the wild thing? He wasn’t embarrassed. It actually anchored him. For once, the laugh was with him and it pulled his drifting mind right into the moment. Sometimes humor was the only way Billy ever felt actually in the room. So yeah.... the theme of Billy’s childhood could basically be summed up as: “Is he here? Billy? Buddy? Earth to Billy? Are you my cuzin Billy, or are you floating off somewhere?” Half the time the answer was no. Billy was mentally orbiting Jupiter while everyone else was conjugating verbs. But presence now in adulthood is different for him. It’s not about laughter pulling him back, or teachers calling his name, or cinnamon mishaps making him accidentally noticeable. It’s about Billy actually choosing to show up in his own life not drifting, not dodging, not spacing out like he’s waiting for recess to start. So the question still stands, big as ever: Is Billy present? Or is he halfway to the moon again? And for once finally the answer isn’t confusing. Yeah. He’s here.
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Nov 25, 2025
Nov 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM UTC
Is Billy Present?
(the only question that ever mattered) Maybe that’s the only question anyone ever really needed to ask about Billy not “Is he gifted?” or “Is he applying himself?” or “Why does he always look surprised when the teacher calls his name?” not whether Billy was smart, or disciplined, or sensitive, or trying too hard, or not trying enough just: “Where the heck is Billy!? Is he present, or is his head in space again?” Because honestly, Billy was almost never where he was supposed to be. His body would be in math class, but his brain was thinking about whether dinosaurs could swim, or what he’d eat after school, or whether the goalie on his hockey team was secretly afraid of the puck (and honestly, probably was). Teachers cared about grades; Billy cared about snacks. Teachers cared about effort; Billy cared about whether Pokémon was on after school. He wasn’t wandering into genius thoughts. He wasn’t solving world problems. He was just gone mentally vacationing to wherever felt lighter than the moment. Even his friends joked about it. Someone would walk up and say: “Are you my cuzin Billy?” And while everyone else was laughing, Billy.... —usually late to the punchline— would perk up just in time to say: “Nope. Wrong Billy.” It was one of the few jokes he actually landed on purpose one of the rare questions he was sharp enough to answer because it was simple and didn’t require him to be fully present. Then came grade 7 French. Teacher says cinéma, Billy hears “something with cinnamon,” blurts out some cinnamon-related nonsense, and the whole room explodes. And the wild thing? He wasn’t embarrassed. It actually anchored him. For once, the laugh was with him and it pulled his drifting mind right into the moment. Sometimes humor was the only way Billy ever felt actually in the room. So yeah.... the theme of Billy’s childhood could basically be summed up as: “Is he here? Billy? Buddy? Earth to Billy? Are you my cuzin Billy, or are you floating off somewhere?” Half the time the answer was no. Billy was mentally orbiting Jupiter while everyone else was conjugating verbs. But presence now in adulthood is different for him. It’s not about laughter pulling him back, or teachers calling his name, or cinnamon mishaps making him accidentally noticeable. It’s about Billy actually choosing to show up in his own life not drifting, not dodging, not spacing out like he’s waiting for recess to start. So the question still stands, big as ever: Is Billy present? Or is he halfway to the moon again? And for once finally the answer isn’t confusing. Yeah. He’s here.
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Aristotle at my fingertips, not locked in soliloquies I may perform, but heard from an Oxford don I have in my pocket, as I lean into each lesson and trudge up and down my morning constitutional, where the firebreak meets chaparral alive with cottontail this morning, when I almost said, "it's too hot." C'mon, walk a mile with me… like on the road to Emmaus, but Christ, no; this character, a soldier in me, about to salt out, bids me, walk a mile, "not two, one does the trick." The thought comes as a dare from the Ralston Purina guy, and I stepped onto my trail. I dare think Aristotle's thoughts after Plato's, thinking I could have known this when I was younger, but not to this degree, if I had not dropped out, and never knew, by rote, to pass a test, that "All men by nature desire to know." This is Curiosity, right? I suspect it is a gift. The joy we find in sensation, proof offered the gainsayer, I say again, that which is good for nothing never never naturally exists, so what tool forms an eye to notice that… see, through the window of my poetic-pathetic e-thoughtic soul a feathery family of phoebe birds, flits by, if that is the proper name {Tufted-Titmouse, my AI replies}, tails reflecting a smokey blue hue, they swoop and flutter past; I see in a non-imaged flashpast pattern from a time in the summer of 1969… Disneyfied trails from Cinderella's dressing room scene, not seen, but reminded of seeing, the pattern, in this phantomind dance, being witnessed now, as this old soldier once saw it performed by bluer birds than these… Time skipper shifts to another bubble intersecting mine and I hear a worried neighbor fret about the fire. I almost say, "One of the benefits of being backedup to the cloud, nothing to lose." But I remember, she collects purses and shoes.
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Sep 7, 2020
Sep 7, 2020 at 12:16 PM UTC
Walk the mile,
Aristotle at my fingertips, not locked in soliloquies I may perform, but heard from an Oxford don I have in my pocket, as I lean into each lesson and trudge up and down my morning constitutional, where the firebreak meets chaparral alive with cottontail this morning, when I almost said, "it's too hot." C'mon, walk a mile with me… like on the road to Emmaus, but Christ, no; this character, a soldier in me, about to salt out, bids me, walk a mile, "not two, one does the trick." The thought comes as a dare from the Ralston Purina guy, and I stepped onto my trail. I dare think Aristotle's thoughts after Plato's, thinking I could have known this when I was younger, but not to this degree, if I had not dropped out, and never knew, by rote, to pass a test, that "All men by nature desire to know." This is Curiosity, right? I suspect it is a gift. The joy we find in sensation, proof offered the gainsayer, I say again, that which is good for nothing never never naturally exists, so what tool forms an eye to notice that… see, through the window of my poetic-pathetic e-thoughtic soul a feathery family of phoebe birds, flits by, if that is the proper name {Tufted-Titmouse, my AI replies}, tails reflecting a smokey blue hue, they swoop and flutter past; I see in a non-imaged flashpast pattern from a time in the summer of 1969… Disneyfied trails from Cinderella's dressing room scene, not seen, but reminded of seeing, the pattern, in this phantomind dance, being witnessed now, as this old soldier once saw it performed by bluer birds than these… Time skipper shifts to another bubble intersecting mine and I hear a worried neighbor fret about the fire. I almost say, "One of the benefits of being backedup to the cloud, nothing to lose." But I remember, she collects purses and shoes.
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Got to sleep in a old holler log With my rifle, my pipe and my dog. As you city-folk know, She's a hard row to *** Dang Corona done slaughtered ma hog.
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Mar 25, 2020
Mar 25, 2020 at 11:04 AM UTC
Social Distance Limerick
I lived my life full of hope Whiskey, Coke and green dope Tablets with faces, just in case But never acted out of place A simple plan, with time on my side An olive grove vineyard Which crept on by, for a while Yellow butterfly just landed Then vanished without a trace But never acted out of place A sad brown eyed foreigner sipping inside Along with a black tanned stranger Who magically appeared from behind A tongue tied drinker, tried to whisper But she couldn’t quite seem to talk But never acted out of place I lived my life full of hope Whiskey, Coke and green dope But never acted out of place.
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Sep 11, 2019
Sep 11, 2019 at 10:21 PM UTC
Out Of Place
Life just happens without knowing what will be happening   So don't blame New York, It's just one of those days You have to try something new or they might forget your gaze You did nothing wrong, it's me, not you, but thanks for listening I'm trying while you're gazing I'm trying, trying, trying while your fantasising   Don't try too hard, just trying to get above Just add a smile to my dial and pile on the love I'm more than just a gangsta, I'm a true hip-hop pop star by far A symbol of peace, for the new world order, all locked away in a 1960s jar Smack! Crack! *** Snap! Crackle! Pop! Just painted art on the wall If you take yourself too serious, your Humpty Dumpty will fall I'm trying while you're gazing I'm trying, trying, trying while your fantasising   Don't know how I'm gonna stop I need an escape or I'm going to flop What's ya daddy's crib producing nowadays in the hood I'm the only true black kid in the whole **** neighbourhood   There's stray cats arriving from all over the place All are getting together to form an almighty human race I'm trying while you're gazing I'm trying, trying, trying while your fantasising   Don't try too hard, just trying to get above Just add a smile to my dial and pile on the love I'm just a guy from the ghetto, I used to be full of fear Try living in a cage and spreading all of your love over here How much pepper, how much salt, goes into a fine nancy salad It so crucial for the final outcome of your life's fancy moving ballad I'm trying while you're gazing I'm trying, trying, trying while your fantasising   Don't know how I'm gonna stop I need an escape or I'm going to flop.
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Oct 4, 2019
Oct 4, 2019 at 8:27 AM UTC
Just A Gangsta
Life just happens without knowing what will be happening   So don't blame New York, It's just one of those days You have to try something new or they might forget your gaze You did nothing wrong, it's me, not you, but thanks for listening I'm trying while you're gazing I'm trying, trying, trying while your fantasising   Don't try too hard, just trying to get above Just add a smile to my dial and pile on the love I'm more than just a gangsta, I'm a true hip-hop pop star by far A symbol of peace, for the new world order, all locked away in a 1960s jar Smack! Crack! *** Snap! Crackle! Pop! Just painted art on the wall If you take yourself too serious, your Humpty Dumpty will fall I'm trying while you're gazing I'm trying, trying, trying while your fantasising   Don't know how I'm gonna stop I need an escape or I'm going to flop What's ya daddy's crib producing nowadays in the hood I'm the only true black kid in the whole **** neighbourhood   There's stray cats arriving from all over the place All are getting together to form an almighty human race I'm trying while you're gazing I'm trying, trying, trying while your fantasising   Don't try too hard, just trying to get above Just add a smile to my dial and pile on the love I'm just a guy from the ghetto, I used to be full of fear Try living in a cage and spreading all of your love over here How much pepper, how much salt, goes into a fine nancy salad It so crucial for the final outcome of your life's fancy moving ballad I'm trying while you're gazing I'm trying, trying, trying while your fantasising   Don't know how I'm gonna stop I need an escape or I'm going to flop.
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You can have it all, if you don't need nothing Keep the good vibes rolling, if it helps with one's loving It's like a whole EDM festival, coming from your mouth Not like those turntable dudes, down in the deep south I thought DJs had had their freestyle spinning last days Like Catholic church priests and their unholy ******* ways Licking soda-pops over a long hot summer holiday Kissing a girl named, Katy Perry, the very next day Licking it all up, before she shows her b-SiDE Then screams to three, to come on back inside Like snatching the America's Cup, with Ben Lexcen’s winning keel While somewhere amongst the hills of Hollywood’s La La Land Whole plates of food, just going to waste, inside, never never,  friggin Disneyland While a starving homie, maybe, just ate his very last meal They say, ‘I'm the new messiah’.Thanks, but, I don't even try Thanks to so few, excluding the ones, who waved me on by I'm sort of creating, a brand new hype and buzz Full of pure clarity, with a dash of man-made fuzz When the beat stops, from its fast-talking pace We all like to flop and drop that ******* bass Licking soda-pops over a long hot summer holiday Kissing a girl named, Katy Perry, the very next day Licking it all up, before she shows her b-SiDE Then screams to three, to come on back inside Like snatching the America's Cup, with Ben Lexcen’s winning keel While somewhere amongst the hills of Hollywood’s La La Land Whole plates of food, just going to waste, inside never never, friggin Disneyland While a starving homie, maybe, just ate his very last meal A shout out, to all my southern conquistadors and homeward bound homie’s Ignore all the Los Angeles doomsayers and Hollywood snapchat phoney's Elevator doors always be jammin' and then coming to a closure We all like a moment, of shy mouth miming, with very little exposure From a worldwide hit or an Aussie Whispering Jack golden classic From the sound of a crackling frisbee, made from nothing, but pure black plastic Licking soda-pops over a long hot summer holiday Kissing a girl named, Katy Perry, the very next day Licking it all up, before she shows her b-SiDE Then screams to three, to come on back inside Like snatching the America's Cup, with Ben Lexcen’s winning keel While somewhere amongst the hills of Hollywood’s La La Land Whole plates of food, just going to waste, inside, never never, friggin Disneyland While a starving homie, maybe, just ate his very last meal.
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Oct 5, 2019
Oct 5, 2019 at 8:36 PM UTC
American Idle
You can have it all, if you don't need nothing Keep the good vibes rolling, if it helps with one's loving It's like a whole EDM festival, coming from your mouth Not like those turntable dudes, down in the deep south I thought DJs had had their freestyle spinning last days Like Catholic church priests and their unholy ******* ways Licking soda-pops over a long hot summer holiday Kissing a girl named, Katy Perry, the very next day Licking it all up, before she shows her b-SiDE Then screams to three, to come on back inside Like snatching the America's Cup, with Ben Lexcen’s winning keel While somewhere amongst the hills of Hollywood’s La La Land Whole plates of food, just going to waste, inside, never never,  friggin Disneyland While a starving homie, maybe, just ate his very last meal They say, ‘I'm the new messiah’.Thanks, but, I don't even try Thanks to so few, excluding the ones, who waved me on by I'm sort of creating, a brand new hype and buzz Full of pure clarity, with a dash of man-made fuzz When the beat stops, from its fast-talking pace We all like to flop and drop that ******* bass Licking soda-pops over a long hot summer holiday Kissing a girl named, Katy Perry, the very next day Licking it all up, before she shows her b-SiDE Then screams to three, to come on back inside Like snatching the America's Cup, with Ben Lexcen’s winning keel While somewhere amongst the hills of Hollywood’s La La Land Whole plates of food, just going to waste, inside never never, friggin Disneyland While a starving homie, maybe, just ate his very last meal A shout out, to all my southern conquistadors and homeward bound homie’s Ignore all the Los Angeles doomsayers and Hollywood snapchat phoney's Elevator doors always be jammin' and then coming to a closure We all like a moment, of shy mouth miming, with very little exposure From a worldwide hit or an Aussie Whispering Jack golden classic From the sound of a crackling frisbee, made from nothing, but pure black plastic Licking soda-pops over a long hot summer holiday Kissing a girl named, Katy Perry, the very next day Licking it all up, before she shows her b-SiDE Then screams to three, to come on back inside Like snatching the America's Cup, with Ben Lexcen’s winning keel While somewhere amongst the hills of Hollywood’s La La Land Whole plates of food, just going to waste, inside, never never, friggin Disneyland While a starving homie, maybe, just ate his very last meal.
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Jammin’ along to riffs by, Sister Tharpe and Robert Johnson, You could only tell the difference, if a spotlight shone upon each one. For one was going to heaven, the other, all the way to hell. But, while they picked at their guitars the mobs would still yell. They’d do a solo on a lead guitar, unheard of in those days; Then be totally racistised once stepping out on the pavement. No mention in the papers, because of the editor’s clan, da-far-right KKKs. But, outrage and riots ensued, callin’ da end to all dat black enslavement. Just sit back, take it easy and let those blues fill your shoes. Let her just make y’all a little bit confused. Ask her before or after, were you just abused? Either way, if your spirit was amused, she’ll be excused. Been scooting across mid town and even to easy beat street. Tripping lights out and seen both colored folks, along the way. Gettin’ some to enter my mobile studio, I call ‘Da Jam in da Van’! Because, it’s not for just any ole cotton pickin’ southern bred fan. So, come inside, switch it on, then blow me off my feet. I’ll sign you on the spot, if you purr like a cool cat or a certain sort of stray. Just sit back, take it easy and let those blues fill your shoes. Let her just make y’all a little bit confused. Ask her before or after, were you just abused? Either way, if your spirit was amused, she’ll be excused. The here and now, is where the blues are fully infused. Not from era’s gone past or from some distant future. You can’t find it in a library, you can’t teach her; You won’t see it in a theory, you won’t solve her; You shan’t catch it in a harness, you shan’t trap her. Once gotten, never forgotten, you’ll never ever, lose her. Just sit back, take it easy and let those blues fill your shoes. Let her just make y’all a little bit confused. Ask her before or after, were you just abused? Either way, if your spirit was amused, she’ll be excused.
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Oct 6, 2019
Oct 6, 2019 at 6:35 AM UTC
Where The Blues Are Fully Infused
Jammin’ along to riffs by, Sister Tharpe and Robert Johnson, You could only tell the difference, if a spotlight shone upon each one. For one was going to heaven, the other, all the way to hell. But, while they picked at their guitars the mobs would still yell. They’d do a solo on a lead guitar, unheard of in those days; Then be totally racistised once stepping out on the pavement. No mention in the papers, because of the editor’s clan, da-far-right KKKs. But, outrage and riots ensued, callin’ da end to all dat black enslavement. Just sit back, take it easy and let those blues fill your shoes. Let her just make y’all a little bit confused. Ask her before or after, were you just abused? Either way, if your spirit was amused, she’ll be excused. Been scooting across mid town and even to easy beat street. Tripping lights out and seen both colored folks, along the way. Gettin’ some to enter my mobile studio, I call ‘Da Jam in da Van’! Because, it’s not for just any ole cotton pickin’ southern bred fan. So, come inside, switch it on, then blow me off my feet. I’ll sign you on the spot, if you purr like a cool cat or a certain sort of stray. Just sit back, take it easy and let those blues fill your shoes. Let her just make y’all a little bit confused. Ask her before or after, were you just abused? Either way, if your spirit was amused, she’ll be excused. The here and now, is where the blues are fully infused. Not from era’s gone past or from some distant future. You can’t find it in a library, you can’t teach her; You won’t see it in a theory, you won’t solve her; You shan’t catch it in a harness, you shan’t trap her. Once gotten, never forgotten, you’ll never ever, lose her. Just sit back, take it easy and let those blues fill your shoes. Let her just make y’all a little bit confused. Ask her before or after, were you just abused? Either way, if your spirit was amused, she’ll be excused.
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Take the color out, from even the darkest of cotton blues.           Then you’d enjoy it, without any innate bias or clues.           From the railroad vagrant, without any degree;           To purring cool cats, with a PhD.         Hell! Go back to where you were born, your inner roots.     All da way back, when you’d let dirt, get on those anti-racist boots.           We listened when it pricked our ear, then the color of blue was swept away. Then, just black and white, made us jive to the music, on that very special day.
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Oct 7, 2019
Oct 7, 2019 at 7:45 AM UTC
The Color Of Blue Was Swept Away
Workin’ as a young one, during da cotton pickin’ days. Tuning my ears into, da older siblings gospel ways. Smokin’ a whole lotta dope, got me to here. Drinking from early mornings on, got me to there. Playing some slow guitar chords, gave me the blues. Sleeping at night, always awakening, to more bad news. This is my blues. Purely undiluted. Then distilled on down. To its true purity. I got a kind hearted women, no imitation Who will not let me be, until one dies As she pulled up to the cotton plantation I looked at her, straight in the eyes Spoke to her, with her full attention I’m outta here, anything else, I forgot to mention? This is my blues. Purely undiluted. Then distilled on down. To its true purity. Isn’t it at all, a bit sort of creepy. Returning home, to da back swamps of Mississippi The last song I had ever written. Would be the death of me, once bitten Now ain’t that a bit haunting. I should’ve just read, the dire warning. This is my blues. Purely undiluted. Then distilled on down. To its true purity.
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Oct 10, 2019
Oct 10, 2019 at 6:30 PM UTC
This Is My Blues
I walk ‘n’ talk like a citizen, but feel like an American Alien. I’m Canadian born, brought up by a Philadelphian. Falling asleep at 3 AM, rising after noon Instant fame and riches, happening way to soon. Always being told to keep my head down; On the road from town to town. Pleasing the crowds, appeasing my manager. Sometimes I think, I’m just riding shotgun. If I ever broke my melody making, crab claw pickin’ fingers I’d be out on the street,               ^^^ like all my other,               ^^^ unfortunate *******
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Oct 10, 2019
Oct 10, 2019 at 11:28 PM UTC
American Alien
Born with prejudice, throw it all about   By extracting color within the blues   You’d all still enjoy it, no doubt   Without any clues, you got nothin’ to lose   The colors of blue, were made to be taken out   Now listen again, with newborn ears   Remember, you’d let dirt, get in and about   Baby face baby face without any fears.      Tired of racism, going on and about     By liberating, we strike new tunes   You’d all still enjoy it, no doubt   Without any clues, you got nothin’ to lose   The colors of blue, were made to be taken out   Now listen again, with newborn ears   Remember, you’d let dirt, get in and about   Baby face baby face without any fears.     All of society, from near to far about   To all city slickers, outback folks or hippie communes   You’d all still enjoy it, no doubt   Without any clues, you got nothin’ to lose   The colors of blue, were made to be taken out   Now listen again, with newborn ears   Remember, you’d let dirt, get in and about   Baby face baby face without any fears.
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Oct 11, 2019
Oct 11, 2019 at 2:53 AM UTC
Color Within The Blues
'Oh deary me!' I recently rusted my dang of a thang So now I can’t even amuse myself, by golly Even been trying da one, my cousin rented to me Never got the yearly service, due to the high costs, kerching Just a toppin’ up with the essential oils, for a nominal fee Just so busy, with a plantin’ it, smokin’ it, a bit like a rolly While galavanting about, this country’s dry and sunburnt soil Okay then, serve myself right, I shouldn’t second guess Should’ve just lubricated, after such a hard and grinding toil That dang of a thang, now take a look at the **** mess After every ounce of sweat and auto correct tweets After weird Tinder meets and almost all the surprise greets I can’t wait to play with again, my Chinese made, Yin & Yang My most pleasurable and double ended, dang of a thang.
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Oct 7, 2019
Oct 7, 2019 at 5:01 AM UTC
Dang of a Thang
Barnyard **** just raised a city born, sort of a chick     Even gave her the surburban name of Sandra Dee Fonda A pretty slow blonde critter, some even say, short of a tick       Bred way-down and far-away, ‘bout 70 miles yonder             Y’all be knowing dat Hick-Hop thang, is what it‘s all about             While hootin’ and scootin’, never let ya kissin’ cousin, flake out Hee Haw, said it all, when we were a pickin’ and a grinnin’ Ask Goober, what’s dat ya doin’ and what’s dat ya diggin’?     Perhaps I may yet die, with my boots still placed upon             Cowards never really stay around here long enough              To actually become real cowboy shootin’ stuff, my dear             I say, ‘Hang ‘em first and try ‘em later on’             My life was always threatened daily             That’s why, I went out heavily armed, just like an Israeli                 I’ve been invited to the Marty Party, along with Brother Brown But, I thought killing a man, was my one and only, speciality Even drafted a business proposition, for this exact locality Since I’ve had the market cornered, in da middle of downtown From Cornfield, Alabama to Deadwood, South Dakota             There’s no import or export taxes, so no **** amount of quota So, me, you and even that Clay Ellison, will be riding a winner Even after killin’ that Chunk Kolbert, straight after his dinner     Perhaps I may yet die, with my boots still placed upon Cowards never really stay around here long enough To actually become real cowboy shootin’ stuff, my dear             I say, ‘Hang ‘em first and try ‘em later on’             My life was always threatened daily             That’s why, I went out heavily armed, just like an Israeli                     They’ll be gettin’ da same amount of ice, as Knoxville             But the rich will be a gettin’ it, in da summertime             While the poor will be a gettin’ it, in da wintertime             If I owned Texas & Hell, I’d rent out Texas & live in Hell             So, don’t ever think about, hittin’ ya mother with a shovel             It’ll leave a dull impression on her already fragile mind             I’m not afraid to die, as a brave man fighting shall             But I wouldn’t wanna be killed, like a dog unarmed, so please be kind                         Perhaps I may yet die, with my boots still placed upon Cowards never really stay around here long enough To actually become real cowboy shootin’ stuff, my dear             I say, ‘Hang ‘em first and try ‘em later on’             My life was always threatened daily             That’s why, I went out heavily armed, just like an Israeli                         I see a good many enemies around me, who will walk             But notice mighty few friends, that are willing to talk             They would then, drink right smart             They could then, scrap right smart             But, I didn’t come here to talk, I just came here to hang             Just a peekin’ through, the hour glass thang     Perhaps I may yet die, with my boots still placed upon Cowards never really stay around here long enough To actually become real cowboy shootin’ stuff, my dear             I say, ‘Hang ‘em first and try ‘em later on’             My life was always threatened daily             That’s why, I went out heavily armed, just like an Israeli.
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Oct 3, 2019
Oct 3, 2019 at 8:21 PM UTC
Hick-Hop Thang
Barnyard **** just raised a city born, sort of a chick     Even gave her the surburban name of Sandra Dee Fonda A pretty slow blonde critter, some even say, short of a tick       Bred way-down and far-away, ‘bout 70 miles yonder             Y’all be knowing dat Hick-Hop thang, is what it‘s all about             While hootin’ and scootin’, never let ya kissin’ cousin, flake out Hee Haw, said it all, when we were a pickin’ and a grinnin’ Ask Goober, what’s dat ya doin’ and what’s dat ya diggin’?     Perhaps I may yet die, with my boots still placed upon             Cowards never really stay around here long enough              To actually become real cowboy shootin’ stuff, my dear             I say, ‘Hang ‘em first and try ‘em later on’             My life was always threatened daily             That’s why, I went out heavily armed, just like an Israeli                 I’ve been invited to the Marty Party, along with Brother Brown But, I thought killing a man, was my one and only, speciality Even drafted a business proposition, for this exact locality Since I’ve had the market cornered, in da middle of downtown From Cornfield, Alabama to Deadwood, South Dakota             There’s no import or export taxes, so no **** amount of quota So, me, you and even that Clay Ellison, will be riding a winner Even after killin’ that Chunk Kolbert, straight after his dinner     Perhaps I may yet die, with my boots still placed upon Cowards never really stay around here long enough To actually become real cowboy shootin’ stuff, my dear             I say, ‘Hang ‘em first and try ‘em later on’             My life was always threatened daily             That’s why, I went out heavily armed, just like an Israeli                     They’ll be gettin’ da same amount of ice, as Knoxville             But the rich will be a gettin’ it, in da summertime             While the poor will be a gettin’ it, in da wintertime             If I owned Texas & Hell, I’d rent out Texas & live in Hell             So, don’t ever think about, hittin’ ya mother with a shovel             It’ll leave a dull impression on her already fragile mind             I’m not afraid to die, as a brave man fighting shall             But I wouldn’t wanna be killed, like a dog unarmed, so please be kind                         Perhaps I may yet die, with my boots still placed upon Cowards never really stay around here long enough To actually become real cowboy shootin’ stuff, my dear             I say, ‘Hang ‘em first and try ‘em later on’             My life was always threatened daily             That’s why, I went out heavily armed, just like an Israeli                         I see a good many enemies around me, who will walk             But notice mighty few friends, that are willing to talk             They would then, drink right smart             They could then, scrap right smart             But, I didn’t come here to talk, I just came here to hang             Just a peekin’ through, the hour glass thang     Perhaps I may yet die, with my boots still placed upon Cowards never really stay around here long enough To actually become real cowboy shootin’ stuff, my dear             I say, ‘Hang ‘em first and try ‘em later on’             My life was always threatened daily             That’s why, I went out heavily armed, just like an Israeli.
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Folksy blokes, like ya struttin’ ya thang If you’ve come out of da Grand Ole Opry But, won’t stay around for any old music sang If it’s causing their head, to bob up and down and go all floppy While rugged mountain men riding in some country rodeo Can just step right up, to a Appalachia recording studio Put down several tracks and become a worldwide pop star They sing about hillbilly ways, while cogging or flatfooting from afar Talking ‘bout wild hogs, gators, foxes & how so many more Taste so great, using leftovers as bait & making real men roar Old fables, told through pictures and patterns, upon knitted quilt Even showing the feuding days of the Hatfields versus McCoys From both sides of Tug Fork stream, with many unemployed   Although Asa and Devil Anse, said, ‘they hadn’t much guilt’ All because of a judge and 5000 acres of unusable swamp land Once owned, by a close kissin’ cousin named, Perry Cline Who didn’t even get any blood on his hand They started a war, that could’ve been stopped By a bottle or two, of good ole mountain moon-shine Both clans almost wiped out, if last man standing had accidentally dropped.
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Sep 26, 2019
Sep 26, 2019 at 10:40 PM UTC
Hatfields V McCoys
I've got the rhythm, but don't look anythang like a Nashvillian soul     Been living on the streets, so I ain't been on any **** census role     I'm not my mother's natural birth child, without any apology     But I’m god’s chosen and gifted, finger picking, guitar prodigy         Sun lights up the whole **** town, whilst it's still night-time     So, save your smoke doping act, 'til the dark of the daytime     CUCKUK, CUCKUK, cruisin' down some unnamed highways     That's what y’all be not knowin', 'bout da Tennessee ways         My Mama once said, just do your music or do something else     So, I'm legally insane and uncomfortable to be with, I guess     I don't actually see myself living anywhere forever     But, how'd ya know, that you've actually arrived, wherever         Sun lights up the whole **** town, whilst it's still night-time     So, save your smoke doping act, 'til the dark of the daytime     CUCKUK, CUCKUK, cruisin' down some unnamed highways     That's what y’all be not knowin', 'bout da Tennessee ways         If they don't ever remember the month or day, since leaving     Families gettin' together, telling lies, now police intervening     I sometimes have to forget that I wrote it, to be able to like it     As long as fans think dope of it, why bother to disable the ****     Hoed fresh corn all day, everyday, been up since the crack of dawn     Pretty plenty of backyard swamp talkin' catfish, have since been born         Sun lights up the whole **** town, whilst it's still night-time     So, save your smoke doping act, 'til the dark of the daytime     CUCKUK, CUCKUK, cruisin' down some unnamed highways     That's what y’all be not knowin', 'bout da Tennessee ways         He'd hit a rabbit a sittin' and killed it with the barrel of his gun     While the dang hammer was a peckin' a wild hog to death     Like gettin' outta control and hardly takin' a shot of breath     Or being a drunken redneck, on a 7 day weekend hillbilly whiskey run.
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Sep 24, 2019
Sep 24, 2019 at 10:48 PM UTC
Think Dope Of It
I've got the rhythm, but don't look anythang like a Nashvillian soul     Been living on the streets, so I ain't been on any **** census role     I'm not my mother's natural birth child, without any apology     But I’m god’s chosen and gifted, finger picking, guitar prodigy         Sun lights up the whole **** town, whilst it's still night-time     So, save your smoke doping act, 'til the dark of the daytime     CUCKUK, CUCKUK, cruisin' down some unnamed highways     That's what y’all be not knowin', 'bout da Tennessee ways         My Mama once said, just do your music or do something else     So, I'm legally insane and uncomfortable to be with, I guess     I don't actually see myself living anywhere forever     But, how'd ya know, that you've actually arrived, wherever         Sun lights up the whole **** town, whilst it's still night-time     So, save your smoke doping act, 'til the dark of the daytime     CUCKUK, CUCKUK, cruisin' down some unnamed highways     That's what y’all be not knowin', 'bout da Tennessee ways         If they don't ever remember the month or day, since leaving     Families gettin' together, telling lies, now police intervening     I sometimes have to forget that I wrote it, to be able to like it     As long as fans think dope of it, why bother to disable the ****     Hoed fresh corn all day, everyday, been up since the crack of dawn     Pretty plenty of backyard swamp talkin' catfish, have since been born         Sun lights up the whole **** town, whilst it's still night-time     So, save your smoke doping act, 'til the dark of the daytime     CUCKUK, CUCKUK, cruisin' down some unnamed highways     That's what y’all be not knowin', 'bout da Tennessee ways         He'd hit a rabbit a sittin' and killed it with the barrel of his gun     While the dang hammer was a peckin' a wild hog to death     Like gettin' outta control and hardly takin' a shot of breath     Or being a drunken redneck, on a 7 day weekend hillbilly whiskey run.
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Offer up some of your dollar, get ready, to win, to lose a little bit. Offer up some of your gusto, get on down, to the local gambling hall. Offer up some of your love, baby doll, don't kick me, kiss me, when I'm down.
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Feb 17, 2019
Feb 17, 2019 at 5:55 PM UTC
Pappy Was An Addict
Oil was struck on my land and 100 million is what I was paid. My nephew has a great education, he graduated the 6th grade. Granny makes her own whiskey, and she makes lye soap. But if you're wondering if the neighbors are happy, nope. Mrs. Drysdale doesn't like us, she constantly complains. She says living next to us is going to drive her insane. Elly May is my daughter, and she's awful fond of critters. But now she has rabies because her raccoon bit her. My sister Pearl insisted that I move here from the South. Elly May won't drink water, and she's foaming at the mouth. Jethro does some cyphering, he can count up to ten. If you've met somebody smarter, I'd like to know when. I love my mansion, especially the billy yard room. If you get too close to Granny's still, you'll be knocked out by the fumes. The people of Beverly Hills wants us to move away. But they'd better get used to us, we're here to stay.
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Sep 1, 2018
Sep 1, 2018 at 12:40 PM UTC
Well, Doggies!
That's the good thing about possum innards, just as good the second day. But whjen our dinner guests see what Granny is cooking, they run away. These city fols have the weirdest reactions that I've ever seen. When we serve buzzard eggs, they puke after their faces turn green. Jethro is my nephew, and I need to have a long talk with that boy. Mister rysdale loves our money but his wife is always annoyed. Whenever we hear music, somebody is always at the door. Even though Jethro is bigger, Elly May pins him to the floor. People tend to catch on fire if they smoke after drinking from Granny's still. As long as we have 100 million, MR. Drysdale won't let us leave Beverly Hills.
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Aug 31, 2018
Aug 31, 2018 at 8:17 PM UTC
That's The Good thing about Possum Innards
And what's worse cursed with something of a conscience that despite being disrespected and ***** will not let me leave. Vulnerability pressed to the face of death with a smile stretched ear to ear bowed down under the weight of fear. Courageousness breaks heavy pain. I use it against you. Prostrate to the matrons I begged for your courage for me. Surprise Surprise Even when you hurt your loved ones You focus on yourself Surprise Surprise Even when you hurt someone you love You protect yourself You double down in the name of pride. Newsflash: Your children are smart enough to purposefully see that they never procreate if only for the world to both act Atropos on this overgrown carcinogen to humanity and slash the path of another hillbilly bloodline
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Jun 1, 2018
Jun 1, 2018 at 3:34 PM UTC
Hillbilly Bloodline
Gotta get the engine blocks painted on the lawn Gotta get the derelict wrecks rearranged, by dawn The ol double wide, re-sided redo the roof, and shingles Hell, she even wants the sound of X-mas jingles It's that time of year here, in redneck land Family coming to town squattin a month, their plan The yearly escapades my dear love makes me do a white trash decorating thing she says "or there's no *** for you"
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Nov 15, 2017
Nov 15, 2017 at 9:36 AM UTC
Hillbilly Holidays
There was a time you'd find its untidy nest at the top of the lot in the front room of apartment zero nine Then, miles down time's treadmill the creature first took notice, took a look at its surroundings said, "My world's color could be described as, and called, shame." It split itself in half The legs grew a head The torso grew wings While the grounded body kept vigil, kept the common company of rapists, liars, and thieves, the winged being pushed off the Earth, never to return to shame as an ape with one short face, but as a thing with a thousand names.
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Oct 3, 2017
Oct 3, 2017 at 6:26 PM UTC
The Holler, Cacophony: The Thing with a Thousand Names
She said, "Hello. You look like **** I said, "To what do I owe this. . . this compliment?" A double whiskey on the house I said, "Fine with me, I always take the first one free." "But you've been here all night," she said, "In fact every single night this week." Hope stands monstrous in the door Can't tell if it's as it is or if it's my eyes swimming Memory's a funny thing, because from what I remember I never was a drunk Just everyone on dad and grandpa's side Cruising all the way up the line Now, reflection's come to cast proper shadow 'cross my heart in clouded mirrors with lights off I outsmart the faint voice No hands, ******* in the dark
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Sep 29, 2017
Sep 29, 2017 at 1:28 PM UTC
The Holler, Cacophony: ******* in the Dark
My heart was mine in day til night She came and stole my life In cold, beneath streetlight In her leather and jeans Like she knew just what She wanted, and she did I'm glad the innocence At first kept back the fiery truth That you were so much like me That I was much like you Or else I'd not have stolen yours, too
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Sep 18, 2017
Sep 18, 2017 at 1:13 AM UTC
The Holler, Cacophony: Sadists and Thieves
I was told poems mustn't rhyme Those that do show infantile minds A child can rhyme two with glue Or find a metaphor for the sky being blue Rhymes are easy Essence is hard I use conventional flow As my not-so-trump trump card Stop. Branch out. Find the words to reach deep down. The soul wrencher's The tear jerkers The love felt on a whim From first sight Unable to project true depth Just imagery The easy kind . . . Stick to the rhymes for now Best to do what you know how
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Mar 24, 2017
Mar 24, 2017 at 7:00 PM UTC
To Rhyme or Not to Rhyme?
Our family got the news today Our bubba's gettin' hitched Young Daisy Mae, she's near fourteen Got our boy bewitched He's sayin' that he loves her He's making her his bride She's the first to get him this close Though not too many tried We've got to get things ready Send invitations and make candles We've got to get the good jars out The one's that still have handles The minister is on alert We've got to make some shine Grandpa says he'll make some up But, it will not all be mine Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow This time there'll be no shotgun Like the last time for old Ben This time the guns are empty Not the way they were back then The banjos will be tuned up There'll be music in the air The cops won't try to stop it I think most will all be there The ladies will be planning Just how to serve up all the grub While Bubba has to find a suit And therein lies the rub He's never worn a suit at all Not even for a day He's only dressed in coveralls And that's how he's gonna stay Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow It'll be a **** dang doodle A hell of a good time It'll only be completed When they run out of the shine there'll be singing and some dancing Underneath the harvest moon We can't wait for it to happen It cannot come too soon There'll be readings from the bible Which the minister will read And as good holy Christians Everyone will heed There's sure to be some fighting Before the couple say "I do" I mean, they are both cousins I'm gonna go...aren't you? Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow
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Oct 23, 2013
Oct 23, 2013 at 11:45 PM UTC
Gonna be a redneck wedding
Our family got the news today Our bubba's gettin' hitched Young Daisy Mae, she's near fourteen Got our boy bewitched He's sayin' that he loves her He's making her his bride She's the first to get him this close Though not too many tried We've got to get things ready Send invitations and make candles We've got to get the good jars out The one's that still have handles The minister is on alert We've got to make some shine Grandpa says he'll make some up But, it will not all be mine Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow This time there'll be no shotgun Like the last time for old Ben This time the guns are empty Not the way they were back then The banjos will be tuned up There'll be music in the air The cops won't try to stop it I think most will all be there The ladies will be planning Just how to serve up all the grub While Bubba has to find a suit And therein lies the rub He's never worn a suit at all Not even for a day He's only dressed in coveralls And that's how he's gonna stay Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow It'll be a **** dang doodle A hell of a good time It'll only be completed When they run out of the shine there'll be singing and some dancing Underneath the harvest moon We can't wait for it to happen It cannot come too soon There'll be readings from the bible Which the minister will read And as good holy Christians Everyone will heed There's sure to be some fighting Before the couple say "I do" I mean, they are both cousins I'm gonna go...aren't you? Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow
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