#hilarious
It was one of those pleasant days.
He must be waiting for my presence,
Like he does every day.
The car stopped in front of his café with a screech.
I could smell the saltiness and chocolate along the breeze.
I didn’t think my heart would race so fast and speed.
I needed some time to calm it,
Before somebody noticed and ask me—
What was that, indeed.
The bell rang as I pushed the door,
Letting him know I was already inside the store.
He must have heard me somehow.
Before I even realized,
My hands were clutching his elbow.
He took me with some caution,
And led me to the table—
Even though he knows I’m totally capable.
He pulled the chair for me to sit,
Making a squeaking sound.
I smiled, imagining him
Making an annoyed face, hearing that every day around.
He rushed to the kitchen with some excuse,
Before I could finish saying, “Yes, please.”
There he was—already on his toes—
With my favourite brownie and milkshake.
He knows just how to get a smile from me.
Now my heart is really at stake.
He entertained me with dreams and daily stories,
While nudging me to eat some savouries.
I could feel how attentive he became
Whenever I asked or said something.
It made me more than happy—
To feel like I had my own space in his life,
As someone who truly mattered.
Time ran fast—
It was already half past.
He walked me to the door,
And told me to come again, more.
Once he disappeared to resume his day,
I took out my white cane to continue the rest of my way.
He’s unaware of the words I’ve been saving since we met.
I can’t confess them in just two lines—
That the days I’ve spent with him,
I’ve felt loved,
Strong, and blessed.
So let me savour the moment,
Until I gain the strength—
To never part,
And pursue him till the end.
Jul 10, 2025
Jul 10, 2025 at 7:52 AM UTC
You're talking to yourself
And you get away with it
Because thoughts are silent,
Or so you think.
But it's all just electric,
Systems like these are prone to acring.
You're not as quiet as you should be,
For I hear the fears & the worries.
Walk through all the hopes & dreams.
It's like riding the waves;
Liquid, frequency, chemical.
It's just like reading!
Feb 15, 2025
Feb 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM UTC
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth,
No man ought to look up
But down on which he is given.
Heywood, ever hear of the Trojans?
Or is that thye pun
On the stupidity of the common person?
But, then nobility repeats it?
Hey, look at me!
I know my history!
I'm so educated that I know better!
That a coward correctly surmised
That a cat may look on a king
Is certainly no surprise.
The more haste, the less speed;
Rush-in over your head,
And regret you did not faster think.
Wedding is destiny,
And hanging likewise.
To be married to such ideals,
I would rather swing.
For when I gave you an inch,
You took an ell.
I gave you a slighting
And you reached for arms.
Now, you tell me;
Did I say these things?
One man's interpretation
Is another man's insulting.
Feb 13, 2025
Feb 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM UTC
Am I just so hilarious to look at?
Do I just make you giggle?
Do I make you roar with laughter?
Do I? Huh, do I?
Am I just that entertaining?
So hideously hilarious?
Dec 1, 2024
Dec 1, 2024 at 1:05 AM UTC
You are entitled to your opinions
And we are entitled to not giving a f..k
I ordered chicken at a restaurant yesterday,instead they gave me duck
I really want to leave this town
On my face i wear a tired frown
Let me tell you the story of the boy who wore gowns
He died
Love is at every corner
Especially if you have money
I love bees,but I hate their honey
The day is rather cloudy ,i hope the night will be sunny
I'm so funny
My imaginary girlfriend
She died in a car crash
Which reminds
I just have no cash
I'm so not funny
But I do want your money
Thank you for wasting your time
I don't care,I'm a hare
Jun 8, 2022
Jun 8, 2022 at 2:02 PM UTC
कल आएगा,कल जाएगा
पर बात तो ये हैं
कि हमसे ना हो पायेगा।
Oct 14, 2021
Oct 14, 2021 at 8:39 AM UTC
Hemingway insisted Zelda once asked him.
Jul 21, 2021
Jul 21, 2021 at 1:55 AM UTC
Allowed Leo X
Jul 19, 2021
Jul 19, 2021 at 6:48 PM UTC
I am not myself
I'm flying to the skies
I'm starring to the shelf,
I see small dice...
I see images on the clear wall
I think I heard something fall
It was someone's pen
I believe I need caffeine then.
My thoughts are very random...
I am the empress of my own kingdom.
I'll just write this down,
Cause in drowsiness, I've drown.
May 2, 2019
May 2, 2019 at 9:37 AM UTC
Someone is richer
Someone is prettier
Someone is smarter
Someone is stronger
Someone is better
Someone is more
But no one else is as ****** up as you are.
And that’s why you are special
Mar 29, 2019
Mar 29, 2019 at 9:35 AM UTC
*it's hilarious
how a single statement
can make you curious
it's piteous
how a single statement
can make you furious*
Mar 29, 2019
Mar 29, 2019 at 3:38 AM UTC
I, for one, know I should be up and moving round.
Round
and
round.
And now and then,
I do, what I'm supposed to do.
But now and then, I also dig a hole or two,
so the odds of me doing what I am supposed to do are slim.
My homework's, in my bag.
I am looking, quite sad.
I don't want to do anything,
today.
And every day
goes the same,
so please don't make me do a thang.
Because I, for one, am having oh so much fun.
Mar 12, 2019
Mar 12, 2019 at 9:53 PM UTC
Never drop kick an alien,
Or they will shoot fudge in your ears,
And nut in your eye.
Then stick a needle in it,
Then stick a probe up your ****** pipes.
Nobody wants those things done to them, so I advise that you don’t **** off the alien that took you from your planet.
Oh **** the E Mother ******* T is at it again,
Stealing cows and ****
Running the farmers out of business.
What do they need the cows for anyway.
Is their planet running out of milk or something?
Are their women not producing enough ***** milk for baby alien lips or something?
Makes me so mad that I want to drop kick an alien....
But I need to keep it together,
Because I know what they will do to me if I do.
Feb 26, 2019
Feb 26, 2019 at 5:43 PM UTC
life's constant journey
always tooling.willing.bleeps
precision mapping
Jun 29, 2018
Jun 29, 2018 at 3:40 AM UTC
I loathe to appear boring
but I am.
Mesmerising reflections
Sordid depths pried
for a sliver of truth.
Geometric shells
Fenestrative awakening
enrapt you non-somnambulant.
Suddenly
I find attraction no longer active.
It must be an affirmation
I’m unsure of what
Perhaps never to know.
Nov 2, 2017
Nov 2, 2017 at 8:27 PM UTC
Here's some homework howlers,
By hilarious pupil terrors,
"An octopus has eight testicles."
Did I read that with my spectacles?
"Mozart sailed to Vietnam." For how long?
Why is there a clavichord in the Mekong?
"Rome is now in Africa." Do tell,
Didn't you learn map-reading too well?
"Mummy and Daddy's fave place is bed."
Do your parents really want this read?
Are these mud-coloured glasses, or what?
How did I survive teaching this lot?
It's hard to take them too serious,
Homework howlers, hilarious!
May 13, 2016
May 13, 2016 at 1:27 AM UTC
~
Diary of my dreams
golden harp, treasured soul
thank you for drying my tears
when I am loosing control
~
In our private cloud
devious secrets we share
with your lullaby, safer I feel
and all my shadows disappear
~
Dear sis, wild velvet heart
I cherish every second, every word...
Your hilarious wind and wise glow
inspire me to fly high wherever I go
~
In a quirky world we found each other
maybe it was meant to be...
You make me proud, you make it worth
moon and star forever we will be.
© Christina Philipe
Sep 2, 2015
Sep 2, 2015 at 10:39 AM UTC
Goats are Nature's own
ambulating Demolition Derby
in hilarious miniature
Jun 23, 2015
Jun 23, 2015 at 3:31 PM UTC
It's quite hilarious
When you say "I love you"
When in fact,
love is a verb
not a noun
©IGMS
May 20, 2015
May 20, 2015 at 2:40 PM UTC
I inserted a suppository right after I had been using super glue.
My hand is stuck in my **** and I don't know what I'm going to do.
When I went to the hospital, the doctors and nurses laughed.
They were in hysterics from laughter and they called me daft.
When they laughed, it offended me so I kicked the doctors below the belt.
They kicked me out and blacklisted me because they didn't like how it felt.
Because of my problem, I can't drive a car or ride my bike.
I can't afford a taxi so to get to places, I have to hitchhike.
The drivers also laugh and I have to slap them to make them keep their mouths shut.
It's been three years and I don't think I'll ever be able to get my hand out of my ****
Apr 14, 2015
Apr 14, 2015 at 5:23 PM UTC
Sundays on the ranch are somethin',
Just after morning chores are done,
I head up to the house on a dead run,
I've called the herd and put the buckets out,
Fed the chickens, called the horse, "Old Son,"
Heard the rooster yammering at the rising sun;
Old dog is baying loud to add some fun....
Meanwhile, at the house,
The wife has rattled up the kids and lined em out,
When I come in, they clear the bathroom out,
So I can get a shave and morning shower,
And off we'll head to church in half an hour.
Or so we think....
It's then the neighbor calls to say our milk cow's swinging by,
Bell clanking off-step time to her butter-churning udder,
"She's headed north toward town!" he chortles mirth,
"Maybe she wants to hear old Pastor Perth!" I mutter.
All jokes aside, I hang the phone and grab my cap,
We pile in the truck to try and get her back....
We have a chance if we can turn her 'round above the hill....
Why is it Sundays sweet Dolly becomes such a pill?
A simple rule of nature I wish I could avoid,
Is if a plan is put in place, as sure as Lloyd,
Our Guernsey chooses then to go out on a spree,
And Pastor Perth in town prays extra hard for me.
Nov 29, 2014
Nov 29, 2014 at 9:38 AM UTC
****
My buddy
My man
The only time id eat a ginger bread man
****
I huff and I puff
And I blow nothing down
There ain't nothin but a couch and some Doritos I could even knock down
****
Couldn't hurt a fly
But I might blow smoke in your eye
****
So nice so fly
Man I'm high as the sky
****
Where am I?
At the store craving some s'mores
****
I like twix too
Don't call me a Jew
****
We all have fun
We laugh
But we're too high to run
****
Jul 14, 2014
Jul 14, 2014 at 10:49 PM UTC