#heater
To the pitcher who came from Duluth
The coach said. Son it's a hard the ruth
Your curve ball is shot
Your heaters not hot
Son, you'd be better off up in the booth
The pitcher said he wouldn't go
I've spent 15 years up in the show
The coach said my son
Your arm is just done
Don't argue. The answer's still no
The pitcher said trade me away
I know deep inside I can play
Son, we've shopped you around
No new team can be found
Accept it. Your last day's today
Feb 17
Feb 17, 2026 at 3:11 PM UTC
I walk into my room and kick the heater over to stop it from blowing hot air in my room. It's boiling in here. I kick off my pants and lay on my bed. Why is life so hard?
Mar 8, 2016
Mar 8, 2016 at 7:34 PM UTC