Ask Americans why they prefer kosher Hebrew National Frankfurters for July 4th cookouts



they will reply:

they are extra clean,
possibly even a little blessed 
by the rabbin-ate, 
and everybody knows
the jews got all the luck, 
so don’t forget the mustard and 
the pickled relish, 
which rhymes with 
you know what:
(embellish, shellfish (?), psychedelic).

kosher hot dogs,
love that jewish treat, 
a digestive hellish,
proof positive that hot dogs
make America great 
again and again,
in brown, yellow, and green.